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Eric almost killed a lady. He almost really did. Wow, I'm just

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impred. I'm not mad. I mean, I'm impressed. It happens.

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And we are ready got the sun as it's about to get weird. You're

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preparing for it to get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting

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weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's scare it weird.

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Internet and just give you a good glimpse of you know, what's going on.

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You're not alone in this little weird thing we call life. Life in

1:03

the universe, they ship birth baby baby birds aren't real. The birds work

1:08

for the bourgeoisie. Now here's the thing. When did that become a thing?

1:12

Is it actually based on true things? Their work for the bourgeoisie.

1:15

I know what the bourgeois work for the that's the bourgeoisie. What is that

1:21

work? There? We go? Birds work for the bourgeoisie means a social

1:26

class of people who own the means of production. They're the rich upper class.

1:30

I thought the birds worked for the government, not the bourgeoisie and both.

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No. I thought birds were created to be spies for everybody. Because

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who flies from Maryland to Florida? You and I know, but I'm saying,

1:42

as a bird. For the seasons, they fly Virginia Beach, Baby

1:47

Strom, Virginia Beach, and then they go further, you know where their

1:51

Thanksgiving holiday stop. You know, yeah, but then you're in Florida. You don't see a lot of birds. You know, South, you don't

1:56

see a lot of birds. I was just in Florida gatas. I saw

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two seagulls gatas and one crow. The gate is okay, because the gates

2:05

eat them. They know gata is in Virginia Beach. Gators aren't eating Well

2:08

maybe they are eating birds. But why would birds land on the ground.

2:13

They would land in a tree. You know, there's some birds that never

2:15

land on the ground. Their entire lives. They're flying, and they're flying

2:19

in the life. You know, it must be great to be able to

2:21

know they're not even on a tree, like they never landow. I don't

2:24

know's that's not possible? Science science, science, who never? There's no

2:30

thing as a bird that never lands, the common swift except when nesty.

2:35

Okay, you got that. Bird. Swifts spend their lives in the air,

2:38

living on the insects cotton flight. They drink, feed and often mate

2:42

and sleep on the wing, just like Eric did this weekend. I slept,

2:46

sleep mate and eat on the wing. No mate this week That's okay,

2:52

But yeah, we have Let's let's talk Do you want to talk about Florida or doctors? First, let's talk about Florida because I don't know a

2:58

lot. But quickly, because I went to South Florida, you went to Trampa and Orlandos, I was able to finally go back to South Beach and

3:07

go to Miami, which is a lot of fun. I haven't been in years, but it has changed. Yeah, it has changed a lot.

3:13

It's been like ten or fifteen years. No, we said everything is a

3:16

hologram now or damn, we can give you a yr oh, the South

3:23

Beach itself has changed, where averyone goes to Brickel or to Windwood or like

3:27

downtown Miami rich neighborhoods or thought, yes, okay, but the thing that

3:31

happened was that on the flight down, so I flew Jet Blue to sign

3:36

seating. But yet still you have to sign seating. It still goes by

3:38

groups. I was group D, but my seat was six D. Yeah,

3:44

something like that. So I was for the front of the plane, but I was one of the last group to get on. You know it's

3:50

prior to a people, right, and you know your overhead luggage. This

3:53

person did it horizontally and it was above my seat. So I go to

3:58

sit down and I'm moving their luggage to put it in properly, and she

4:02

kept screaming, Oh, don't move it, Oh, don't move it.

4:04

It's gonna I don't want it to be checked. Because the whole time while

4:06

we were sitting to get on our plane, she kept complaining about how she

4:11

doesn't want to be have her bag checked. And she did. And I'm

4:15

like, this person had a very annoying voice, annoying tone, annoying attitude.

4:20

I don't know how her coworkers didn't just slap her across my face and

4:25

be like, shut off, say it again now, and then I fit

4:29

it in there perfectly, and yeah, oh I fitted in nice and smooth.

4:32

She thought that I was. She's liked, don't break the wheels off.

4:35

I wanted to grab one of the wheels and just muscle it right off

4:39

and be like, here you go, Like, do I look like an

4:42

idiot? Now? I might look like an idiot, and I might look

4:45

like a Neanderthal, but I know what I So here's the thing. Was it actually a carry on bag size or was she's trying to pass it off

4:51

as a carry on? No, it was it was a carry on bagsize.

4:54

She was just being a lazy person and just fitted in horizontally so that

4:59

she wouldn't make sure that her bag fit. I'm like, every bag that's

5:02

built carry on will fit vertically the correct way if you know what you're doing

5:09

and you take a little bit of time and is edging it. You also

5:11

don't go ever go wheels in first? Yeah you do? Now you don't,

5:15

Yeah, no, because if it opens, it'll slide out. Never

5:18

slide one of the assauces. You can grab the top handle and pull it

5:23

out. Yeah, wheels in first, I mean no, no, eit

5:27

wheels go in. Yes, sorry, you don't go wheels out, my

5:30

bad wheels out. Sorry, because that's what But I had to fit it

5:33

in and wheels out because where she put it in the bulkhead popped out a

5:36

little bit and the carry on, so I just push it a little bit

5:39

tighter and it fit perfectly fine. I was very annoyed, I bet,

5:44

and then I did. In Florida, yet no, because a dad didn't

5:50

get three seats for him and his three kids or two kids, so they're

5:55

all scattered out. So me and this person had apparently had an extra seat,

5:58

an empty seat in between us, so he switched seats with the dad.

6:00

So I did a solid and I sat in the middle. How was

6:03

that? I had a really small woman next to me and a guy next

6:08

to my right, and I didn't care for the guy because he seemed like

6:11

a douchebag. So I was just like, you know what, you're screwed

6:14

with me, people, I moved that this dad could have a seat kill

6:19

basically that's what I did, and then they like the flight, Attennis kept

6:24

trying to give me free stuff I was like, you know what, I don't need it. I'm good. I just want to go home. I

6:27

to Florida. Our flight because we're talking about our Florida trips comparing how they

6:30

went, is I flew down by myself, went to Dallas. I know

6:35

everyone he never flowed down by yourself. No. Usually I'm like, oh,

6:40

John's on a plane or Sauces. Never flown by yourself. I fly

6:43

by myself all the time. It's been a while. I used to all

6:45

the time in Seattle. Okayah. But it was lovely because out of Dallas

6:48

I got to meet my fiance Laura, which is great. We were that

6:51

couple and that literally hung out for each other for twenty minutes. The pizza

6:56

hut. That's right, there's a pizza U there. It's like a pizza

6:59

Hut express. You know. It was good, nice, good, and

7:02

uh we said goodbye to the kiss goodbye, and this lovely old lady was

7:06

like, oh did you too just meeting? Like, no, we've been

7:10

dating, blah blah blah bah blah. Mad y we're essentially married now,

7:13

you know. That flew out And then here's the thing united they're giving out

7:17

treats the shoop waffle. I'm a fan of that shoop waffle. That's good.

7:21

It's a little caramel waffle thing that like you sometimes can put over coffee

7:26

and gets hot and melty and I've never had that. It's good. If

7:29

you get it, that's what you want. Instead of doing that, they're

7:31

giving it. They're like, do you want fruit? I'm like fruit?

7:34

Do you want pretzels? Or do you want chocolate? I was like,

7:38

naturally chocolate. It's chocolate quene wah And it's like what yeah, that shit.

7:46

You know. The flight was fine regarding after that. This guy.

7:50

Oh, the people are were sitting next to the guy. There's a guy

7:54

and a girl. The guy was trying to mac on the girl. Was

7:56

weird because I'm like, can you get my ginger please? Oh you're the

8:03

window. I'm always in, always window because United windows board first. Now

8:07

that's a new policy. It goes through all its priority ish, then it

8:11

goes windows middle, then aisle seats. That's weird. Supposed to help was

8:16

so my bag got fine. It carried on. It's fine. Way back,

8:22

just a short gate. They literally like group two. Then they said

8:24

after group two everyone will need to check their bag at the gate was like,

8:28

what, we only have sixty spots for carry on bag. There's one

8:31

hundred and twenty people on this player, Like, that doesn't make sense.

8:35

Was it a smaller plane? I guess. I don't know. How do they only have six exactly? I'm like, there's one hundred and twenty people.

8:41

You should have at least have one hundred spots. But whatever, you

8:43

know, But Disney was great, enjoyed that care about doesn't Hey you do

8:48

I don't. I did great. No, you'd be proud of me.

8:50

I heard you. Whenever you go, I got you. Baby. I'm

8:52

not going. You know I'm never going. I'm going to go. I

8:56

don't want to go. More was proud of me. I didn't buy anything. I didn't eat. I'm you didn't buy a lightsaber. I bought some

9:01

coasters, which was great. It was a little The Star Wars bar has

9:05

like wooden coasters. Bought that. Bought some stuff from my family for Christmas,

9:09

So I'm good there. So why did you buy a lightsaber? Because

9:13

two hundred and fifty dollars you didn't buy the Canaan lightsaber? I want?

9:18

I saw how did it look? It looked nice? It looks it's just

9:20

the thing that the canaan. This is a character from Star Wars Rebels,

9:24

and then he's Ezra's master. If you've seen Ezra in the Ahsoka show,

9:28

his lightsaber in real life just looks kind of genericy, you know, because

9:33

he was it was a cartoon lightsaber he barely saw, whereas like all the

9:39

other ones, you saw them in detail in live action. So it makes sense. But it's like, okay, you know, and at the same

9:45

price as I so, which does make sense. Yeah. Then I went

9:48

to a movie theater by myself and in Trampa, which is fun. You

9:50

saw as Marbles saw the Marvels. You can see the Marvels. Did you

9:54

guys talk about the Crisis or no? He did? You listen to the

9:56

Crisis? And it podcasts seven and a half out of ten. Mm hm, Marvel you know which is good. Wait, but how was bre Larsen?

10:03

Brie Larson was okay, Miss Marvel? I told you mon Voala is

10:07

the star of the show. I think Tianna Parris, who's Monica Rambo,

10:09

was good too. And the end credit was the one that we saw all

10:11

over the place. Was on social media. Yes, correct, it was

10:15

true, and that was it just the one? Yes, there was an audio that I hate when they do audio Easter eggs at the end, like

10:20

as an end credit thing. So I'm like, that doesn't do anything. What was it? It was the cats mewing. I was like, that's

10:26

okay, cool. Then what was the name of the alien? The Flarkins

10:31

maling? Yeah. I was like, it was like, give me something

10:35

if I'm going to stay at the end, don't give me like, oh, now cool. Does this movie have anything to do with the Secret Invasion?

10:41

Hell knows, like honestly, And I mean that's the thing we say,

10:46

Man Jackson did a lot of it or no, yeah, a lot,

10:48

and but Secret Invasion was not like mentioned involved at all. Obviously we

10:52

don't know timeline wise it takes place before or somesh like that. I don't

10:58

think it does. But I think it's gonna be good that Marvel's kind of

11:01

getting a reset year next year with only Deadpool coming up. But yeah,

11:07

thot did both come Yeah twenty four July. Damn July. Yeah, that's

11:11

only Marvel movie. But we have that Go coming out in January. I'm

11:15

not gonna watch it. I'm assuming we'll get that X Men show finally coming

11:18

out, the animated one, the continuation of Yeah, I'm gonna rewatch those.

11:26

That's the thing though, I'm like, do I rewatch it? Because

11:28

that's a lot of TV. I don't remember a lot of I only remember

11:31

when they had Apocalypse on. That's it. Yeah. Well, the thing

11:35

is I think also with that, and the same thing with the Spider Man

11:37

one, the Spider Man animated show at least of the nineties and then the

11:41

Batman one, is how they're listed on streaming services. Isn't the actual,

11:46

like correct order you're supposed to watch them. Yeah, you'd only go one,

11:50

two through four, five. Huh. It's they're listed in their production

11:52

order, so it'll be like this one was made first, so it's number

11:56

one, so it'll be like Apocalypse, and then it'll be like this is

12:01

a short story on Rogue. Then five episodes later, but oh, here's

12:03

more Apocalypse. Really, that's how the Batman one was. I was like,

12:07

this doesn't make sense. We're jumping between Scarecrow than Catwoman. I'm looking

12:11

right now on my Disney Plus app that I have that you probably just recently

12:16

had to re up your subscription for because the subscription was due last week.

12:20

Huh yep, I didn't reap anything. I got charged again for it.

12:26

The New Year one hundred and forty bucks. Yeah for a year, what

12:31

I told you so. Night of the Sentinel Part one, Part two,

12:35

Yeah, which it doesn't like, it doesn't feel like that's how you're supposed to watch it. The Cure Days of Future pass one and two. Yeah,

12:43

see that doesn't seem right. The final Decision, Yeah, this just

12:46

like jumps right into it. There's five season, Yes, that too,

12:52

there was five. Here's the thing. I feel like also that that theme

12:54

song is so iconic, but once you you watch it as an adult,

12:58

like I skip sk Skip, I'm good, skip Old Soldiers graduation day.

13:03

Yeah, I don't remember any of the yet, so that it will be

13:07

interesting how that show works. If it's gonna like Horsemen recap or do anything.

13:11

Because it's like you got a twenty year gap, you're gonna have to

13:15

do something to help me remember what's going on. You know. Omega Red,

13:20

I thought he was a great, a great filling. Maybe one day

13:24

we're good. You know. Well they kind of got him in the X

13:28

Men, in the in the Wolverine movie. That true. But back to

13:31

your Florida trip. Now you're you're on deep dive of X. Any good

13:33

times great Oldies? Oh yes, I had a good time at Great Oldies.

13:37

I got to go to a lot of cool like touristy places in South Beach, which is fine. And then I also finally get to go to

13:41

a Twin Peaks, which is it's just like another version of Hooters, because

13:46

it was one by Mars place. My friend Mariolli and we went to Saturday

13:50

night after he came back from South Beach and we watched the UFC fight.

13:54

Watch the UFC fight. Uh huh, I have done that in a manute.

13:56

What's their specialty yet? Twin Peaks like they're beers in tap are twenty

14:01

nine degrees cold? That's the specialties beer that anywhere? Yeah, but it's

14:07

really cold beer. Apparently it's so cool that once they put in the cruise,

14:09

the cold, the cold so cold it'll make you freezes a little bit

14:13

and then you get a little frosted tip. I don't know top, I

14:18

don't know peak Peak. There you go. But yeah, it was fun.

14:22

And then Sunday all day at the beach man, I had a great

14:24

time. I didn't get a lot of sun. But I just sat. I got a chair in an umbrella and I sat and I enjoyed myself.

14:31

I had a great time. Yeah, and I loved it. And I did miss you. I know, not gonna lie. I missed you and

14:37

I miss Shane, and I wish you two guys are with me because I'd have been a lot more fun. But I get it. I don't love

14:41

me anymore. Shane and I guess we can talk about this because we didn't

14:46

talk about it on the main show that this podcast. Yeah is Shane and

14:50

I got in trouble with the group while we were at dinner the last night.

14:56

Because Shane and I we've connected a lot that we both watched the Challenge,

15:00

you know, we kind of catch up with each other and how you mean Shane watches a lot more MTV than I do, which is okay,

15:05

but the Challenge, you know, it's my trashy go to show, more

15:07

than I saw new ones out right now, apparently it's five episodes deeper already,

15:11

Like wait, what the hell? It just came out, didn't it.

15:15

And it's only available to watch on the MTV app, which is stupid.

15:18

Whatever. That's the whole thing. But so we're talking about like,

15:22

oh yeah, more and I have like two episodes left of the last season

15:26

we just caught up on and our waitress hears it and she goes, oh

15:30

my gosh, are you guys talking about the challenge? We have to talk

15:33

about slaw Blue Blue Blue who won? So you guys literally talk to this

15:37

waitress. For No, we didn't talk to this waitress. She talked to

15:43

us really entire table because she would then shout out like oh my gosh,

15:48

like hell, I don't know which person she was talking about, but then

15:52

she would just literally talk for ten minutes like hey, you're here to present

15:56

the stakes, yeah, you know, not to talk to us about that I get to connect with was the last season? So I saw a TikTok

16:03

pock up pop up. Recently, did Johnny Bananas like take two hundred fifty

16:07

thousand dollars and walk away from So that's a that's the four years ago maybe

16:11

Okay, it was on a podcast talking about how no one talked to him

16:15

after he did that. Yeah, because it was like that's why everyone Looker's

16:19

the dirtiest player in the game, Like I mean not like that's the game.

16:23

Yeah, giving an option, if you're exactly if you're giving an option,

16:26

if it's me and you and you are gonna walk away, I'm getting

16:30

paid no matter what. Right they get paid no matter what you got yah Shore. So the fun fact is Shane and I are talking about this.

16:34

The you get paid regardless, that's just extra money you get if you win

16:38

it. If you're new, you get like two thousand dollars an episode,

16:42

and it goes up based on how long you've been on Wow. So he's

16:45

probably making like a good amount of Money's eighty grand just to be on the

16:52

show Wow this season, and he's on like every almost almost every season.

16:57

It's him and CT, right, so cets Yeah, And so I think

17:00

this new season is it's basically all losers. So no one anybody who hasn't

17:07

won, I think, made it to a champion since anybody who hasn't made

17:11

it to a final competing, So like anyone who's won been to a final,

17:17

they're not competing, but they're coming back as like worthy eliminators will eliminate

17:22

people, so they're getting paid still. Just so CT's doing that, he's

17:26

still making bank just off of that. So no one of these guys keep

17:29

doing it. Yeah, that's that's smart because I didn't realize they were getting

17:33

paid this last season. Bananas was like, yeah, I'm like forty forty

17:37

something, I don't know what he was young, Yeah, and it's like

17:41

he's still keeping up with these pretty younger guns at least. And he's like,

17:45

yeah, he's getting money. But don't you think because I watch a

17:48

lot some of those are physically challenging and some of them that's very mentally challenging.

17:52

Yeah, it just depends, but it's also just a will to win.

17:56

Yeah, you know what I mean. A lot of times like more

17:59

and I have noticed the past couple of seasons, like Final Final has been

18:03

a ten mile. It's like one day is the chat, like the puzzles,

18:06

and the next day is a ten mile run. But it's like, oh yeah, ten mile run, that's not a lot. But then it's

18:10

like it's up a mountain, so it's a lot more intrinsic than anything.

18:14

But anyway, Yeah, back to the waitress. She would just talk about

18:17

it, and Shane and I got to a degree that we just shut up anytime she'd come back because she because she would just like we tried to change

18:23

subjects and talked about something else. Then she heard it and then would latch

18:26

onto it, like, no, stop listening to us. Several times you

18:30

get back. We just kept drinking our drinks. That is funny that Shane

18:36

and our besties. Now you've been forgotten. So I've been kicked out of the group. I've lost Shane to you and John. Everybody lost their friends

18:42

to me this weekend. So Kevin was my best friend this weekend, John's

18:48

friend, and Maggie and I were really funny together. So there you go. Who you are. You are great. I'm not gonna lie you.

18:53

Definitely all over the dance moves. That's what did it. And I acted

18:56

drunk on Saturday on purpose, so I drank and I was like, hey,

19:00

I got to get up at like seven o'clock to do all these things

19:04

for all the Disney stuff. So I stopped drinking or Friday and Saturday,

19:08

and I just was like, well, just act how I normally act when

19:11

I'm drunk. And people bought it, and that was fine. Some people

19:15

got super drunk I to walk into the car. I was like, you

19:18

sleep here till five o'clock, then you go. They did, Thank god,

19:22

yep, all right. It was wild Tampa's wa Tampa, baby Tampa.

19:26

They get you. They gets you every time, you know, also

19:30

gets you. The doctor And I went to the doctor yesterday finally God,

19:36

and I hate my doctor why because this is the most like he doesn't look

19:41

at me, he doesn't acknowledge me. He doesn't really like talk or engage

19:47

with me while our appointment. And I get like, yeah, I'm here

19:49

for a doctor's appointment, but like, at least look at me when you're

19:53

talking. I think, I will you have the power to do that.

19:56

But is he gonna? Is not his problem. But if you ever asked

20:00

you like, yeah, buddy, you weren't good. Got in there and

20:03

the nurse practitioner whoever was taking me and get on my I know what the

20:10

nurse. The nurse was getting everything before the doctors. She was like very

20:15

like mono tone, very like uh Aubrey plaza like monotone. I'm like,

20:22

you're welcoming me into the doctor's office. It says like, hey, go

20:26

sit down, take your shoes off. But also to remember, though nurses

20:30

and doctors you have to understand the kinds of people they deal with. But

20:34

is a breath of fresh air when I entered in the doctor's office. Bro.

20:37

Yeah, but when I'm going Hi, how are you going? And

20:41

I bet it was pajama's day at the doctor's office, by the way,

20:45

And I bet that's burned them before and they've gotten psychopaths. I'm a good

20:48

time. You just got to look. They don't know you like I know

20:51

you. They know me more than you know me. My vitals and at

20:55

my blood. So when are you gonna go over your heart checkout? It's in December and that they're gonna like check your heart and being there for four

21:02

hours, Baby Jesus, go to sleep. I'm not excited to get plugs

21:08

on me. It's just it's just the lead. I lose my chest hairs.

21:14

You don't even have chest hairsby really, yeah, I in your shirt.

21:17

Listen a while, there's no chest this right here, it's it's right

21:21

on the cusp. It's right here. When you have this, it's right

21:25

here. Look at this hone you want go down because my neck Look at all that. Look at that right there right there, see right there right

21:30

there. I don't want that. I use that yucky. Yeah. He

21:40

was like to talk to me, and they're like, get naked. I'm like, all right, you're such a child. I love it. Get

21:48

naked. I can't. And he was like, what do you do?

21:51

I was like, I work for the radio. And he's like, oh, that's cool, pretty cool. He talking about you get Joe Schmo's accounts

21:57

over here, and I'm radio. Yeah. I think I think he's probably

22:03

like, I'm two weeks away from retirement. And then he's like, I

22:07

don't give a crap about you. Pass But Eric, I think I think

22:15

I hear something collinam stop because it's for something. Yea, this is our

22:27

theme song. And of miss Connections is gottendam stuff stopped? Part where we

22:37

read real misconnections from the actual d m V. You can go to Washington

22:41

or actually the website is Washington d C, dot Craigslist, dot org,

22:44

slash whatever it is. We now have sort of a running tally of is

22:48

Virginia or Maryland? Freaky? It's Virginia, buddy, I don't know.

22:53

I think it's for lovers, but what's Maryland? What's Maryland's like creating normal

22:57

human beings? Crabs me to crab, their cakes and herpies. Well,

23:03

all right, but we read them. We figure out what's going on and

23:07

see what happens. Eric, you get the first one. Seeking my female

23:11

drawing model. Hmmm, Fairfax used to have a woman who would model for

23:17

my drawings and look and looking to be looking to do this again? Reach

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out if interested? All right, So someone needs a naked bod your noon

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model? Would I know? Not this body. It's a lot of crean

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hey, I mean maybe that's what people need. It's a lot of it's

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a lot of crevices right now. So there's more curves than straight edges,

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you know, No, they gotta get detailed under crevices. How about that

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shadow right? Oh? You know, and I watched it the day,

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but I thought I so much was jackass four point five because of the shopping

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cart thing. No, but just a jackass in general. And one of

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the things they had to put sushi in one of the fat guys and he

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found sushi three days later that was in one of his crevices. Why do

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you think of me about that? They're just jackass? And I love you?

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All right, I guess you just brought it back up, all right?

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Next next one, excuse me, excuse me? Down the earth lady

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seeking other ladies this cuff and season. Want to know more? She shot,

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Let's have fun. Friendly reminder, it is couffing season. This is

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technically d C d C, so that's a metal one for that one doesn't

24:19

count. Next one guy with oh the really guy with storage unit? Missing?

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My friend storage unit? We'd meet at what the A's in Oretonton,

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Virginia. Who what you're hooking up at a storage unit? I mean if

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it's air conditioned, maybe you're all the outside ones ain't. Oh right,

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yes, so it's baking. You know you're gonna make it big the heat

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storage in it. Next one in search of white female business travel Crystal City.

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Well, this doesn't count because they're there. They're passer buyers. I'm

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a single, young professional male here looking for no strings attached fun with a

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white female between the ages of forty and fifty five. Wow, please be

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drug and disease free, a non smoker and fit. Pick for pick.

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You can stay at one of the many hotels near Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport

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held Yan, DCA. It's called Reagan DA. It's called Reagan the other

25:22

DC airport, not Dallas, the other DC airport because now Dallas is more

25:30

famous again because of the pandace. It's the Panda Airport. Oh my god,

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go next one your year, Springfield. I came over and ate a

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great pie. Missing you, missing you female thirty five forty five year olds.

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I'm the handsome male obviously. Let me know asap. Thank you,

25:52

no spam. He had some great pie. I came over and ate a

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great pie. Literally, that's what it. Another Virginia one hoody all right,

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well let's see this one. Damn it Virginia. All right, anything

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good to eat falls Church? Just wondering if there's anything good to eat in

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this town eat. I'm in my thirties, tall, good looking, educated,

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only here for work. Now you're wondering, okay, cool, Just go to yelp, you know, go to Google. But there's where it

26:22

gets interesting about what he's actually looking for. If any ladies know of a

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spot that tastes good is landscaped a bit. They watch out for the places

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and the food is always hot and fresh. Let me know, I'd love

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to have a taste women only though, Why women only? That's what he

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said. Anything good to eat in false church? And our last one,

26:48

damn it, Virginia. Virginia's or some freaks. Seasonal Nutcracker lost contact info

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explanation went exclamation point, exclamation point period period period college age girl on the

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Metro that was interested in standing in for seasonal holiday figure. As needed costume

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can and will be provided. It will be a nut smasher Nut smasher are,

27:17

Hey, you get a costume. I wouldn't wear that costume. Who

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knows who else has worn it? I mean it's season it's a seasonal gig.

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Should we apply to be Santa's No? Why not? Because I'm not?

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Is there a Santa Union? You think? Yes, there's definitely one

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I'm doing. I'm down. I'm down for the union. You know no,

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you're not. Uh huh are you? Left? Hand up? That's

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the commander. I know any attention jacket that does it for us this week?

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If you see a misconnection, you want us to share DM myself at

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Andrew Hoodie with y or Eric at mister Eric V. That's m r r

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ic k V. We'll be back next week. We'll Thanksgiving special. Yes,

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ooh baby, right before the holidays, you know, things don't get

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weird. But until then, I always remember it's okay to be weird and

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sexy. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,