EPISODE 33"When I created everything I chose to bring humanity back because I saw value. I am not displeased with the state of humans for do I harbor any ill will. At the core of your plight is the simple fact that humans never learn. When fac

Urban Lycanthrope

Feb 15th, 2021 46m 55s

EPISODE 32"My life is turnin' into a FUCKING. MESS. I want better for you and for Katie but you... you know how the family is. I'm trying so hard but they keep pullin' me back in! There's gotta be some way out of this.""Hey, it's ok. You're t

The Final Raid

Feb 8th, 2021 42m 30s

EPISODE 31"Jon! Jon, you're not gonna believe this! I went into the server room to shut everything down. Nothing worked, so I went to unplug the machine. When I did, nothing happened! The server's still running!""What?! That's impossible!""I

The Bit Project

Feb 1st, 2021 49m 19s

EPISODE 30*Deep sigh*"This is... going to be the hardest video I ever make. A lot of you probably know what is going on, what the allegations are... Today I want to give you my side of the story. Last Tuesday, Captain Justice accused me of ai

The Starting Tavern

Jan 25th, 2021 57m 37s

EPISODE 29Some people say that the call of adventure brings out a certain kind of person: a person that is strong, fearless, and heroic above all else. But those who claim to know what an adventurer is truly have no idea. Not until they see wh

The Thought of You

Jan 18th, 2021 54m 45s

EPISODE 28"You know, I've been thinking.""Thinkin' about...?""...Us. I thought... Wow, wouldn't it be nice to settle down... Get a home. Just the two of us?""Heh heh... You know this place wouldn't be to terrible once lockdown lifts. Did yo

LMS: 2020 in Review (Part 2)

Jan 11th, 2021 1h 16m

It's been a whole year. Well, really only a half year or so since we started this podcast. This week, Madison & Tristan sit down and look at the last half of the ideas in this show's history and try to figure out which ones are the absolute bes

LMS: 2020 in Review (Part 1)

Jan 4th, 2021 1h 9m

It's been a whole year. Well, really only a half year or so since we started this podcast. This week, Madison & Tristan sit down and look at the first thirteen ideas in this show's history and try to figure out which ones are the absolute best

BMX: Burn, Max Xtreme!

Dec 28th, 2020 49m 16s

EPISODE 27"Max. I've told you once, I've told you a million times: The police caught it on camera. One of your little 'buddies' burned down the skatepark. I don't want you hanging around with that crowd anymore.""But Dad-""No buts! If I hear

A Christmas Pickle (Holiday 2020)

Dec 21st, 2020 1h 2m

EPISODE 26"Nick! Nick. it's awful! The other butlers... they suddenly burst into the lodge a-a-and they had guns!""Oh my goodness! Are you hurt?""No, I'm fine. But who knows what they'll do next!""Ho-Hoh-No... The Christmas Spirit. They're

Cylinder

Dec 14th, 2020 52m 5s

EPISODE 25🎶Time for another retell🎶🎶We will see our problems through🎶🎶Our life is like a living hell🎶🎶But we're here to learn with you🎶"Square!""Triangle!""Circle!""I'm Hexa!""Isosceles!""Aaaaaaaaaaaaand Rhombus!"🎶Let's all

In Mind

Dec 7th, 2020 54m 35s

EPISODE 24I wake up in the morning and step onto the floor next to my bed. If I step with my left foot, 3 people will catch a cold on the other side of town. If I step with my right, 10 people will trip on a piece of gravel a few miles north o

Silver Fox

Nov 30th, 2020 48m 56s

EPISODE 23"40 years, Marian. 40 years... and then you just up and left. Why did you leave? Didn't you want to become more powerful?""I left because I realized that what little power I had could be used for something better.""What little powe

Don't Play the Super Baph

Nov 23rd, 2020 54m 33s

EPISODE 21Peter Shaw. Male. Nineteen years old. Part of the video game club at the local community college where he is studying for a degree in engineering. His mother claims that this so-called video game addiction of his is starting to take

Impbound

Nov 23rd, 2020 57m 31s

EPISODE 22Hark! Praise be to the High Lord of Dragons that has heard the prayers of the Imps! Woe be to the little ones who have been imprisoned by the bigoted; those who fail to understand the cultures of those weaker than they... To those wh

Mage Blade 3: Shadow of the Lich King

Nov 9th, 2020 55m 5s

EPISODE 20Phil Masterson was a 23 year old Marine Biology student who had a hobby for collecting and playing classic video games. According to his blog, he picked up a copy of the game Mage Blade 3 from a yard sale just ten miles from his home

Anomie

Nov 2nd, 2020 1h 1m

EPISODE 19STARTUP SEQUENCE INITIATED. ANALYZING PARAMETERS. CONNECTING TO PRECEDENCE DATABASE.........................................................................................CONNECTED. UPDATING INTERNAL RECORDS.......................

Verus Vera (Halloween 2020)

Oct 26th, 2020 1h 8m

EPISODE 18"We've all been through so much together. It's gonna be hard to say goodbye to this sleepy old town.".̸̩̞͚̍̽͐͜͜.̴̧̭̜̱̯́̋̌͝ͅ.̴̡̢͈̞͉̠̋̽̀̒͠l̷͈̀̉͊͌͝͠ȩ̵̭͇̀͂̑͜ͅa̷̩͖͕̪̕v̸̬̜͑͒e̵̲͑͋̄.̶̛͕͒̉̽̑̒.̴̝̱͔̫͋.̸͚̹̘͙̩͔͒͆"...""Hey, is there something

Galaxy Gallery (feat. Fieryarbiter)

Oct 19th, 2020 1h 3m

EPISODE 17Welcome to the Bureau of Mistransfers. If your presence inside of an enclosed space is considered a health risk to lifeforms that require respiratory, ocular, or nervous systems please move to one of the available kiosks on the east

Billboard Nightmare

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 4m

EPISODE 16"Now, I'm not one to mess around in other people's business. But the Davidson's kid, Bill? Somethin' isn't right about that kid. Ever since he started workin' at that burger joint he's been actin' funny... Like he's starin' right thr

By the Way, I'm Medusa

Oct 5th, 2020 44m 8s

EPISODE 15A detailed account of every day of the past year, and exemplary academic record, and not one, not two, but seven character witnesses. Your Honor, I'm just not sure what else there is to say or prove about my client. Let me make my ca

Armor Revelation

Sep 28th, 2020 52m 41s

EPISODE 14At the turn of the millennia, humanity began to chart a new course for itself. A future awaited us all as technology whispered promises of unending potential. But lo, as the future beckoned us forward, the past was sharpening its cla

Econobox Locks

Sep 21st, 2020 50m 16s

EPISODE 13..........ongratulations! It's a....... ........ittle baby, don't say a word. Papa's gonna buy.................. .......kid's a real athlete. Got a bright future ahe............ ......just worried about their home life. They don't pa

Sandraker

Sep 14th, 2020 1h 6m

EPISODE 12I drive. It's what I do. I move forward and never look back. Never had a reason to, anyways. When I'm speeding across the dunes, my body melts into the seat and I become one with the machine. All those bad memories, and the people an

St. Jerome's Academy

Sep 7th, 2020 59m 33s

EPISODE 11Welcome to St. Jerome's Academy, a boarding school for good boys and girls who have demonstrated their potential for excellency. At St. Jerome's, our staff prides itself on its dedication to it's students; fostering an environment wh