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This could all

1:00

go horribly wrong at any minute. Hello

1:02

there. Hello there. And before

1:04

we get started on tonight's Rantcast, I just wanted

1:07

to catch you up on the shows I'll be

1:09

doing this week, Thursday, November 16th. Troy,

1:12

New York at their very beautiful,

1:14

astonishing

1:15

historical theater. Well worth the

1:18

trip to Troy. And I'm not kidding. It's

1:20

the Troy Savings Bank Music Hall.

1:23

You have to go, it's on the second floor

1:25

above a bank. And it's really

1:27

quite something to see because they've kind

1:30

of kept it in the way it

1:32

was years ago. And I mean

1:34

years and years and years ago. And

1:36

then we go to Peekskill, New York. Back

1:38

at Peekskill to Paramount Hudson

1:40

Valley Theater on the 17th, the 18th,

1:43

up to Waterbury,

1:44

Connecticut. The Palace Theater

1:47

there. The Palace Theater, Webster

1:49

Hall. Join me there

1:51

if you wish, if Connecticut, the nutmeg

1:54

state is calling you. And

1:56

then finally, on to the Gard

1:58

Art Center in New London.

1:59

in Connecticut. And then

2:02

after that, the week after, November

2:04

30th at the Rocky Mount,

2:07

Virginia, I've never been there to the harvester

2:09

and I will be harvesting. Performance

2:11

Center of the Bristol, Tennessee,

2:14

Paramount Bristol. And finally,

2:16

that's on the 1st of December, the 2nd

2:18

of December at the

2:21

great city of Charlottesville, Virginia

2:24

at the Paramount there. I

2:26

love that theater and I love that town and

2:28

onward to Morgantown, West Virginia, which

2:31

I also like and have not been there in years to

2:33

the Metropolitan Theater. And that's

2:36

what we've got for you today in terms

2:38

of the shows I'll be at. I hate to put

2:40

that out there, but it's easier than wandering around with

2:42

a sandwich board. And just

2:44

to remind those of you out there who

2:46

might want to catch a show from here on in, because I

2:48

may not be returning to some of those

2:50

cities, that's for sure. The announcement

2:53

has not reached you, it will reach you this week. And

2:56

I'm not going to pursue it here

2:58

because you'll be hearing

3:00

about it because we've got that we don't have time

3:02

for that. What we have time for is the

3:04

153rd episode. Yes, this is the 153rd

3:07

episode of Lewis Black's Rancast

3:13

entitled, Descending

3:16

Into Lunacy. Yes,

3:18

we are. We are moments

3:20

away from Thanksgiving, gobbledygobbledygobbledygobbledygobbled.

3:24

Yes, sir. A holiday that's

3:26

being more overlooked each year because

3:28

it's really just Christmas.

3:31

It's Christmas, what it is, it's

3:34

the start of Christmas, the official beginning

3:36

of Christmas. I like to leave

3:39

when this happens. I leave every

3:42

Thanksgiving, I've discussed this time and

3:44

time again, I get out of the country,

3:46

it makes Christmas more manageable.

3:49

It makes Christmas normal, it's

3:52

still a bloated tick of a holiday,

3:55

but it certainly makes

3:57

it feel a lot shorter than it

3:59

is when Because by the time you're through

4:01

with Thanksgiving, at least for me, I am

4:04

through with Christmas. I know there are many of you out

4:06

there who would like to live

4:08

in it all year long. And I was just up in

4:11

Michigan this past week. Three

4:13

great shows up there in three

4:16

really great towns, Sandusky

4:19

and Sandusky. Saginaw,

4:21

you idiot. And

4:24

Sandusky, though, has a

4:27

great amusement park. Three

4:30

great shows, really wonderful

4:32

shows and audiences in Michigan. I love Michigan.

4:36

I've just spent

4:38

so much time there as a kid. My

4:41

brother went to the University of Michigan every

4:43

third person I know comes from Michigan.

4:46

And it was great to be back. It

4:49

took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw. I'm

4:51

off to look for America. Great night

4:53

there. Then we headed over to Kalamazoo

4:56

and really one of the most

4:59

beautiful little villages, Traverse

5:01

City, if you get a chance. That

5:05

one is, all of them are nice. That one

5:07

is kind of a fascinatingly

5:09

beautiful little town by the water.

5:12

And you might want to try to catch it. Not when it's

5:14

cold as fuck, but

5:16

during that early spring,

5:19

which comes, I guess, there was a lot

5:21

of rain, but it was a little bit

5:24

late July. But well worth your time.

5:27

And it was certainly well worth mine. And I'll

5:29

probably be mentioning along the way some of the places

5:31

I ate at. But

5:34

I need to get on with this. I've got to

5:36

get it going because I've got a big day

5:38

tomorrow. I head down

5:40

to Washington, D.C. The Love You Project

5:43

has a benefit. If you don't know them, take

5:46

a look. Look

5:48

them up. Go to my website. Find them.

5:51

Become involved with them. I believe

5:53

in what they're doing. It's all about

5:55

mental health and especially mental health in the workplace.

5:58

And it's well worth it. It's

6:01

what we're taking a look at, especially

6:04

if you

6:06

run a business or if

6:08

you know someone who needs help, or

6:10

if you, you know, it's just

6:12

take a look, because otherwise I'll sit here

6:14

and spin my wheels looking for the right words, and I

6:17

don't have time, because we are

6:19

descending into lunacy. Hence

6:22

why the Love You Project is very, very

6:24

important. At this point I had

6:26

to get rid of a little thing that

6:29

the idiots who run

6:31

this website that I kind of

6:33

record through constantly send me

6:35

notes that have nothing to do with fucking reality. They

6:38

keep telling me that I've run out of space and I haven't run

6:40

out of space. I've run out of space and my fucking head

6:42

is where I've run out of space. So

6:46

we are literally descending into lunacy.

6:49

There are no its-and-s-buts about this. We

6:52

are doing it in part as a nation. I

6:56

keep yelling about that. But

6:58

we are really doing it when

7:00

it comes to governing ourselves

7:03

and allowing really the House of

7:05

Representatives as we are

7:08

but end up against the

7:10

Thanksgiving holiday, which will be the

7:12

hugest, one of the largest

7:15

travel days of the year. And

7:18

they are not getting any closer to

7:21

stopping a government shutdown. And it just has

7:23

to be stopped. It just has to

7:25

be. It's lunatic at this point

7:28

in time. And the level of fucking

7:30

hypocrisy of these

7:32

guys in Congress who

7:35

will receive a salary to

7:38

shut down the government in

7:40

order to prove what fucking point

7:43

are you proving. You do not

7:45

get that right. We-it's

7:48

got to be. We just have to. I

7:51

don't care if it's a constitutional amendment. I don't

7:53

give a shit what it takes. But

7:55

it'll take forever to get it. That it can't

7:57

be. The Congress of the United

10:00

wow, I think they make me look old

10:02

and then I realized I am. So that

10:05

could be it too. We're

10:08

very exciting on the upside. Great

10:10

news. The strike is

10:13

over. That's the sag after

10:15

strike. The actor's strike is

10:17

done and that will bring back

10:19

all of those shows you love and a ton

10:22

of movies and that's

10:24

really apparently the,

10:27

I've not really been brought up to speed

10:29

on it. I'm very happy that

10:32

we've been able to pull that off and apparently

10:34

it's a good contract. Of course, in

10:37

a year we'll be going, God, this was fucked. How

10:39

did we miss that? But that's usually the

10:41

way it is. But very exciting

10:44

for me, Inside Out 2, which

10:48

I'm reprising the role

10:50

of anger. I've just a

10:52

voice of anger and I really,

10:55

we were rolling along with it. I didn't think we'd

10:58

be able to get it out this year. We are. It'll open

11:00

June 14th in theaters near you and

11:05

that really made me very

11:07

happy because I'm really looking forward to seeing

11:09

it because I like you have only a

11:12

certain sense of what it's going to be like. You've

11:14

not seen the trailer.

11:17

It's pretty, I think it's really well

11:20

done and you can catch

11:22

it on my, on any of

11:24

my feeds or just go to Google

11:27

and hit Inside Out 2 and the preview

11:31

of it, the trailer will

11:33

launch and you will. And

11:37

they say it's the largest launch of

11:39

any trailer in

11:41

Disney history. I don't know exactly what that

11:44

means and I tried to look it up and my

11:47

stinking computer here prevented me from

11:50

from finding that information. I'm going to look right

11:52

now. What the largest launch

11:54

means is that in 24 hours

11:58

there were 157 million views.

11:59

which is

12:01

quite exciting for all of us involved

12:03

in it. And so thanks. Take

12:05

a look yourselves if you haven't. And I

12:08

do think you're going to enjoy that trailer.

12:11

And we

12:13

beat out Frozen 2. Yes, Siree. That'll

12:18

teach Frozen. That'll

12:20

teach Frozen 2. The

12:22

other stories this week are really, they

12:26

voted to, in

12:28

Ohio,

12:29

the

12:31

vote was, the good

12:34

people of Ohio voted to

12:36

enshrine in their constitution the

12:38

right to abortion. Yeah. Yep.

12:41

And that happened. And all sorts of people

12:43

around the country flipped out. Because

12:47

democracy, that's democracy.

12:50

When the

12:52

government doesn't respond to

12:56

the needs and the wants of the people,

12:59

the people in many states can

13:02

go ahead and overrule

13:05

the idiots who are not listening to

13:07

them. And the death who

13:10

basically wander in the

13:13

marble halls of justice in other

13:15

places. This was

13:17

a huge victory

13:19

in a lot of ways, they say. And

13:22

it's a huge victory and creates huge

13:24

hysteria. And

13:26

then there's a whole group of Republicans in Ohio

13:29

who are basically trying

13:31

to overturn the will of the people. Yes,

13:33

Siree. They're trying to make sure that

13:36

it doesn't happen. That's right.

13:38

They're trying to find a way. One

13:42

of the greatest assholes in the history

13:47

of governance, Rick Santorum felt

13:49

that there

13:51

was something violently wrong with

13:53

direct democracy, with people

13:55

actually voting

13:57

on their own as opposed to opinion.

14:00

elected representatives vote for them like

14:03

like he's in the he's a 15th century

14:06

this is 15th century democracy

14:09

you elect the land barons and then they will

14:11

speak for us because the rest of us are idiots

14:14

fucking sickening you

14:17

represent the people mr. Santorum

14:19

when you're involved you don't get to fucking

14:22

decide for the people all right you're

14:24

nobody's fucking babysitter okay

14:27

your beliefs do not dominate your

14:30

if you already believe in the bible that's

14:32

it fine um if if

14:34

you think this is horrifying uh

14:37

for the good people of ohio those

14:39

who um who voted for

14:42

it will go to hell and you won't have

14:44

to worry about them there you and

14:46

the seven others will be

14:48

able to play some wonderful

14:50

games of wist and whatever

14:53

else euchre maybe no

14:55

that's too good for you um so

14:58

uh joe mansion isn't running there's

15:01

another one and i don't even

15:03

have time to discuss that it's not even worth

15:05

the discussion i'm not going to discuss

15:07

it uh and of course that leaves

15:09

a big hole and there's all sorts of conjecture

15:11

what's going to happen all right we will see uh the republican

15:17

debate was uh just another

15:19

uh let's let's uh go

15:21

to send in the lunacy really

15:24

i mean uh

15:26

beyond it's just

15:28

beyond my i don't know that's

15:32

that's the best we got that's the best

15:34

we got and the the white

15:36

house is the best we got they don't even

15:39

have anybody on the bench and

15:42

the ones that they do have on the bench it

15:44

was well apparently if gabbard newson ran

15:46

he wouldn't do too well

15:49

and uh but that's that's

15:51

enough of that and uh the

15:54

beetles song came out i guess it was

15:56

really last week kind of and uh the new beetle

15:59

song And as

16:01

it being the times we're living

16:03

through, it was one of the most, people

16:06

are very excited about it for some reason. I

16:08

thought it was so, it was like a perfect

16:11

Beatles song for now because it was like

16:14

us, profoundly mediocre,

16:17

profoundly. And that's enough of that. I've

16:20

got to move on. I've got things to do. I've got people

16:22

to get people to see. Places

16:25

to go. I leave tomorrow, as I told

16:27

you to go down for the Love You Project. And

16:31

I got to get back for that. So I

16:33

hate to leave you hanging. Apparently

16:36

it's just passed this along as

16:38

I was getting ready this evening. The good

16:40

people of the week told me that there

16:43

seems to be a surge in child labor

16:45

in this country. And why not? For

16:47

those of you out there who think the business doesn't

16:49

need to be regulated, that's it. It's

16:51

why we have government, okay? Is

16:54

to oversee that kind of bullshit nonsense.

16:56

Is to make rules that

16:59

will fucking control the business

17:01

and its fucking overwhelming

17:04

thirst for profits. Okay, you

17:06

don't hire a 10 year old, 12 year old, 14 year

17:08

old, whatever. Because

17:11

to improve your fucking profit margin.

17:15

And I will grant you there is

17:17

too much red tape. But there has to

17:19

be some tape, all

17:22

right? It's

17:25

got to be done. Whether you

17:27

like it or fucking not. And

17:29

you get nowhere by shutting government down.

17:33

You get somewhere by sitting down and figuring

17:35

out what rules really work to make it work

17:37

and what rules hinder it from working

17:39

properly and allowing the things that need to be

17:41

done to be done. And that's all I

17:44

got to say about that. And I'm gonna end with this. Phenomenally,

17:47

former President Donald Trump

17:49

who lost to Biden in 2020, they've got

17:51

to tell that to people, assured

17:54

supporters in New Hampshire that

17:57

his margin of victory in 2024 will be. so

18:00

huge that they needn't vote. Don't

18:03

worry about voting. Trump said we

18:05

got plenty of votes. So

18:07

maybe this time he's going to go out and

18:09

find the votes that were

18:12

stolen from him. And he

18:14

can go steal votes and

18:17

win that way or however this is going

18:19

to play itself out. Because I think

18:21

we're still a ways away from

18:23

this election. And so until

18:26

we're moving closer, take a deep breath,

18:29

relax, don't panic, and

18:31

stop listening to the assholes. Okay?

18:34

And then I hear somebody going, but you're one of the assholes.

18:36

Yep. I'm certainly not

18:38

going to deny that. I

18:41

do hope you enjoy the,

18:43

I've read some really wonderful

18:46

new rants this week. It's

18:49

always a pleasure to do that. I

18:51

will be doing more of that. As

18:53

time goes on, I assure

18:56

you, unless something huge comes

18:58

along, unless inside out three, unless

19:01

inside out two is so big, we immediately

19:03

start making inside out three with

19:06

people. Oh my

19:08

God. How exciting will that be? I

19:11

know you're just quivering when I

19:13

said it. It is

19:17

time for me to move on and to

19:20

tell you what a joy it is to spend time with you

19:23

and

19:24

how much you mean to me. I

19:27

can't say that enough. It's been

19:30

a good run this fall and

19:33

as we head

19:35

toward the winter and really

19:38

have an exceptional

19:40

Thanksgiving. Enjoy it. It's not

19:42

Christmas.

19:44

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19:45

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19:48

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19:50

try to believe that things are going to get better. If

19:53

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19:56

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21:44

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21:47

living in a country with strict gun laws and

21:49

universal health care. And who

21:51

wouldn't Patricia? Except

21:54

us here. When

21:56

I come back to the USA, I'm accused of not

21:58

being a patriot. What

22:01

a load of bullshit! I still

22:03

vote, I pay my taxes, and

22:05

still disgust it with school shootings,

22:08

out-of-control illegal

22:10

immigrants, and billionaires getting outrageous

22:12

tax breaks. I ironically

22:15

moved to Europe to care for my father

22:17

and mother-in-law. Getting them

22:19

into a wonderful care facility was easy

22:22

and

22:22

simple,

22:24

unlike the USA where they are required

22:26

to prove over and over again that

22:28

they need elderly care. Yes,

22:31

I'm saying it. Screw the USA

22:33

and its insurance

22:35

system, and lack of basic

22:38

care of our citizens. Love

22:41

the Happy Ex-Pag. Well,

22:44

thank you Patricia. I love Ireland.

22:46

It's a good choice, and it's really

22:49

people who think you're not patriotic

22:52

for choosing to spend

22:54

time in another country. And

22:56

maybe we've said it before again, you

22:59

know, maybe be good if we actually learn stuff

23:01

from the other countries. They're

23:03

not as smart as we are, they know,

23:06

not according to many in our government who

23:09

are not smart at all. Thank you.

23:12

Michael Michark with an interesting take

23:14

on things. I'm neither right

23:16

or left on most issues, but what pisses

23:19

me off from both sides the

23:21

most, okay, is climate change.

23:24

And let me stress this. I believe we

23:26

all need to do more, but

23:27

regulating manufacturing to China

23:29

and 20 other countries only

23:32

harms

23:33

99% of us. I

23:36

want to fucking knock out every 125 who

23:38

says it was the last two generations who messed

23:40

everything up, and they need to fix it. Yes,

23:43

air pollution was a real problem, and

23:45

they made changes. Yet all these

23:47

kids order stuff online every day, drink 10

23:51

water bottles a day and protest no

23:53

more oil.

23:54

Then they say that's why I recycle.

23:57

Well, only 10% of plastic

24:25

Love

26:01

you, not love you. One of your few

26:03

conservative, not Republican

26:05

fans. Well, thank you for

26:08

sharing that, Michael. I'm sorry if I screwed up a little

26:10

of the wording along the way, but I'm

26:12

glad you said what you had to say, and it's true.

26:15

It's, I have friends who

26:18

yell about some of the same things you've just

26:20

mentioned. But to blame my generation,

26:23

you can impart as far as I can see. Um,

26:26

but, uh, this

26:29

problem is so much bigger and it's just deal

26:31

with, like you say, let's deal with it. Okay.

26:33

It's not that tough. We're smarter than

26:36

this. We're, we're, we should be

26:38

at least, we should be at least a lot smarter

26:41

than this. Thanks, Michael. No,

26:45

no, no, I'm pissed. For

26:48

Mark Matthews, another rant

26:51

about the employers out there. This

26:54

rant is strictly for

26:56

the employers out there. And I will

26:58

start with a healthy, but

27:01

you sick and tired

27:03

of hearing employers say, no one

27:05

wants to work. What the

27:07

fuck? Let's start

27:09

this out. Right. I went into the military

27:12

to learn a trade. When I got back,

27:14

my unit was put on alert status and

27:17

that makes finding work really hard.

27:20

So I had to find what I could get. By

27:22

the time I was released from my military

27:24

contract, my credentials were

27:26

way out of date. The GI bill

27:29

was not an option for me at all.

27:31

Fucking recruiters.

27:33

I've had way too many jobs in my

27:35

life for any of you to tell me that it

27:37

is all my fault.

27:39

Some yes, but not

27:41

all.

27:43

Most of you fuckers run off any good

27:45

help you get. Let me

27:47

share a list of

27:49

the bullshit. If you offer

27:52

training, then fucking

27:54

train. Stop being a group

27:56

of sarcastic assholes.

27:59

Stop.

27:59

telling us we can be replaced.

28:03

You hired me because I show up to work sober

28:05

and ready to go. But the guy I have to work

28:08

with smells like a bum that got

28:10

kicked out of a beer plant. And you put

28:12

the fucker in equipment? Big

28:15

stuff. I mean, things that can run me

28:17

the fuck over like I'm not there. Fuck

28:22

your safety policies. They don't

28:24

work. You never listen when there is

28:26

a real life-threatening problem,

28:29

but we have to listen and sign papers to

28:32

some real stupid shit. Some

28:35

do help. Okay? Let's

28:37

be clear on that.

28:40

Some. Stop yelling at us like Lewis

28:43

Black on a rant.

28:45

It does not make me work any harder, but

28:47

it sure does make me want to look for other

28:49

work. Besides, as much as I can

28:51

be as angry as Mr. Black,

28:53

there is only one. So stop stealing

28:56

his shit. There's only

28:58

one, and you ain't him. Yes,

29:01

we can all agree that I have issues.

29:04

The VA will not let me get in to

29:07

get my issues fixed. The

29:09

VA will not let me get

29:12

in so that I can get my

29:14

issues fixed. Yes, I

29:16

am hard to hire due

29:18

to it. We are fucking

29:21

tired of being yelled

29:23

at. With

29:27

love, the angry Anglo

29:30

Victor. I

29:32

don't quite understand that.

29:34

It starts, it says it's written by

29:36

Mark Matthews,

29:38

and ends with Victor. You'll

29:40

have to explain that to me, or

29:43

maybe you have two personalities.

29:46

But thank you Mark, and thank you Victor.

29:50

The angry Anglo. Thanks

29:53

for being angry, and thanks for sharing.

29:56

Thanks to all of you for listening

29:58

to my rant cast. If

30:00

you have a rant you want to get off your chest, send

30:02

it in to me at lewisblack.com forward

30:05

slash live. You

30:07

can think of it as therapy, or whatever

30:10

you want to think of it

30:12

as. Just let it rip. And

30:14

I want to thank the true stars of

30:17

our show, the ranters, and the splendid

30:19

rants they gave us. Lewis

30:21

Black's Rant Cast was created and hosted

30:23

by me, Lewis Black. Our

30:26

live rant audio was produced by

30:28

James Hawkins. Our theme

30:30

song by Chris Lane. Executive

30:33

producer, Dunn & Burdick.

30:36

Executive producers, Matt Kleinschmidt

30:38

and Robert Kelly.

30:39

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