In a predictabletwist of fate, Carmen and Liz come head-to-head on air when they realize both of their new year's resolutions are to do the splits. They also explore the concept of "getting the wind knocked out of you," discuss up-do's, an

Turkey Treats

Dec 10th, 2023 45m 35s

Of course, Carmen and Liz discover on this episode that they almost went as the same Halloween costume this year? The #girls discuss the holidays, Usher's impending Super Bowl halftime show, and Liz's "Iron Lady."

Girth & Deliciosity

Nov 22nd, 2023 49m 43s

Per usual, we find the title of this episode in the last 15 minutes. As we head into the holidays, we urge you to take some time to reflect consider the following: who in your life is your Girth, and who is your Deliciosity?

Dirty Martinis Are Like Breasts

Oct 27th, 2023 45m 15s

Covered in this episode includes: duck meatballs, Liz Evans' birthday extravaganza, the Catholic Church, and RHOSLC. There's a little something in here for everyone. Enjoy!

Back Behind The Mill...

Oct 2nd, 2023 49m 48s

This episode takes a turn into.... fantasy land. Stay with us, and also let us know if we should become huge Zach Bryan fans?? Who would YOU be in our small town high school community? Much to think about.

The Last Time I Saw Springsteen...

Sep 14th, 2023 52m 40s

Liz gives an in-depth recount of the heroism that was taking her Dad to see BRUCE at Wrigley Field... and uh oh, Carmen's having personal trainer issues AGAIN. Bon appetit, y'all!

"You've Had a Tough Six Months? I've Had a Tough Life."

Aug 7th, 2023 1h 18m

WE ARE BACK (AND WEATHERED) BUT BETTER THAN EVER, PEOPLE! Welcome back to an all new season of Liability on the Mic. On our first episode back, Carmen and Liz drop the hammer on unnecessarily named menu items, discuss the criteria for what qua

Secretary of State Brené Brown

Apr 3rd, 2022 1h 8m

Happy Spring A Ding Fling! The girlies are back a hard hitting look at current events, Disney adults, Google searches and more.

Thirty Eight Dollars: All You Can Soak

Feb 11th, 2022 52m 1s

This one is all over the place. From trauma dumping to greek yogurt, from funeral planning to asking "where does dust come from?" Carmen and Liz cover it all with a sweet piece of 'Dolly-Pot' trivia at the end.

Don't You Dare Open That Vault

Jan 27th, 2022 53m 8s

Happy happy new year, listeners!! Carmen and Liz are back to debate if and how we should gatekeep some songs from Gen Z, to showcase their impressive knowledge of country music stars, and to ask the tough question: "how DOES one get to the dark

Putting The Kibosh On 2021 & Audience Q/A

Dec 28th, 2021 1h 3m

Oh boy, what a year it has been! Carmen and Liz conduct a holistic debrief of the mammoth that was 2021 and answer some solid listener questions. Thank you for rocking with us, we love y'all. You is kind, you is smart, you is important. ¡Más vi

Flight Risk

Dec 17th, 2021 49m 53s

We are in the holiday season, people! Liz and Carmen try to spread a little holiday cheer by "thanking a nurse", getting back into an age-old argument about American cheese, and by debuting a fever dream of new game called "What do you do?" We

The Magical Hand (Trademark Pending)

Nov 9th, 2021 51m 14s

On this episode, Liz and Carmen discuss their difficult relationships with children, adult tonsils, and share some bonkers interview stories. Enjoy this ride!

Adam Lambert Was Before His Time

Nov 4th, 2021 44m 27s

We miss miss kiss kissed you guys!! In the inaugural episode of season 2… Carmen and Liz catch you up on their fast-moving lives, engage in a very heated debate about "BDIs", and humbly share the moments when their parents told them that they c

The Extinction of Men's A Cappella?

Sep 2nd, 2021 52m 43s

Carmen and Liz catch up on some insane recent occurrences, Liz confesses that her childhood crush is a Disney character who you will NOT see coming, and the ladies play "Hot or Not" with SCOTUS. Also, duuhhhhhrumroll please for our first sponso

Two Eric Holders Would Be "Attorneys General"

Aug 19th, 2021 53m 43s

Live from quarantine... uh oh... somebody has the Vid!! But on the upside, Liz and Carmen discuss how disturbing the platform Omegle was, Liz flexes her knowledge of the sport that's as American as apple pie, and Carmen discusses her recent abs

Citizens' Arrests & The Sugar Bowl Halftime Show

Jul 27th, 2021 48m 12s

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife... it's a good ole fashioned two-for! In this round, Liz and Carmen discuss Marilyn Monroe (?), Liz's obsession with Carmen's mom's Facebook albums from pre-2012, and the episode finishes with a good ole fashioned rou

We're Back! Bday Recap & Eyewitness News

Jul 26th, 2021 51m 17s

After a summer hiatus, Liability on the Mic is back with an all new episode. Carmen and Liz recap Carmen's NYC 24th birthday weekend, and the conversation gets derailed into a bout of truly horrible impressions. We missed y'all!

Feral Hog In The Anastasia Corner

Jun 17th, 2021 57m 33s

Liz and Carmen are both in love with artisanal men they met on the town?! Plus: Wiz covers her trip to Pop-a-pill-waukee, Carmen shares her retail woes, and the gals answer some audience questions!! P.S. Carmen's mic is shotty in this but the c

The Girls Are Fighting: Chicago Recap

Jun 2nd, 2021 52m 18s

Who told who to "pack their bags"? Who cried in front of a Subway employee? Who danced to Tina Turner with whose dad? Who's impressed at the 100% solid "who" usage in the above sentence? Watch. Enjoy. Eat Some Watermelon. Happy June!

Crossover Ep with 'Attention Seeking Behavior'!!

May 14th, 2021 54m 39s

Some may call it a clash of the titans, some may call it a 'two for one special'. Carmen and Liz are so excited to host Caroline Springer and Grace Brase of 'Attention Seeking Behavior' for pt. 1 of this 2-episode special. Click here to listen

Stop Bastardizing Pancetta

Apr 23rd, 2021 46m 48s

If you listen to nothing else on this one, Liz's recent bout at Wrigley Field is worth your time and attention. Also, Carmen & Liz put their first official LOTM stamp on a popular phrase, talk bars that are cancelled, and plug their upcoming cr

Starships Were Meant To Shine

Apr 14th, 2021 49m 3s

"Omg they get serious for 5 seconds in the middle of this episode!!" In Episode Number Seven, Carmen and Liz bravely tackle the household dynamics of "Full House", talk murder mystery party ideas, and broach a new bit titled, "Are you seeing th

Liz Pees Her Pants While Recording.

Apr 1st, 2021 55m 54s

The title is this episode's clickbait. Not a joke. Not faked. There's nothing more to say.

"I looked like a Reno nightclub singer"

Mar 15th, 2021 38m 19s

Carmen reveals that she has recently been drafted, and Liz is late to the party on the good news: Ben Affleck is reportedly single again! Plus, a heated debate on the coffee that America apparently runs on.