Late one fateful night three roommates sat on a couch searching for a late night watch on Netflix. As they scoured row after row of suggestions, Archer after Friends after The Office, an idea dawned upon them. They decided to watch every episode of the Tim Roth vehicle Lie To Me. Being mere mortals, they were unable to summit this Olympia of dreams. What follows is the only documentation of their attempt to take in the truly unwatchable, always captivating, and anti-firemen series Lie To Me.