The time has come for our season finale! WE discuss J-Lo's horrible no good, Jerry Seinfeld pines for masculinity and a very special episode of Touched By An Angel. All of this plus our final who can get it for the season!

So Long Red Lobster, We Hardly Knew Ye

29 days ago 1h 4m

We are back and we discuss the golf crowd getting a dose of real police interactions, congressional pettiness, Harrison Butker being an assclown, and of course who can get it.

BBLs, Beef and Brain Worms

May 10th, 2024 1h 9m

We are back and this episode has it all. Racism, banging music, brain worms, and of course the biggest rap beef to ever make mention of a BBL.

The Life Is Mild Alpha Boot Camp!

Apr 18th, 2024 1h 5m

We are back and we discuss alpha male boot camps, dead eyed trad wives, and we're also talking bird flu and OJ Simpson like it's 1996. All this plus who can get it.

Everybody Hates Drake

Apr 4th, 2024 1h 1m

The official podcast of DEI is back! We discuss the everybody hating Drake and one of our hosts go on an old man rant against the youth, Beyonce dominating another genre of music as well as some of the more awful things that has happened since

Middleton Mystery Hour!

Mar 21st, 2024 1h 5m

We are back with a light episode. We talk about plot twists we didn't see coming. So don't complain because these are some old ass spoilers, plus we talk about the vengeful mom, rules of manhood and of course the great Kate-gate of 2024. Plus y

The Blacks Love Sneakers

Feb 29th, 2024 59m 16s

We are back with an all new episode where we talk about the logistics of jumping a genetic freak (with poor results), the awful state of lady business, and teaching kids to absorb racism, but hey at least Mitch McConnell is stepping down. All o

Yee Haw Mofos

Feb 16th, 2024 52m 45s

We are back albeit a day late and the world is still a dumpster fire. We discuss Black History Month shenanigans, Beyonce pissing off racists and Florida schools needing permission to hear a black dude. All of this plus who can get it!

It's Just A Wet A** Podcast

Feb 1st, 2024 56m 8s

Fair warning gentle listener this episode is kind of a bummer. The world is a dumpster fire but damn your favorite mild ass duo do our best to make it light. We also give you what you actually came for and that's to see who can get it.

Hold Me Down Like Coretta

Jan 18th, 2024 1h 9m

We are back in the new year with more of the same foolishness of the last. We discuss boycotting a dry wedding, Katt Williams, Jonathan Majors having a civil rights fetish and so much more. And you know we had to bless you all with who can get

An Old Fashioned Clip Show!

Dec 28th, 2023 52m 58s

Just what the title says baby! Some of our favorite bits from this season thus far. But do not fret gentle listener, the second half of season 4 shall return after the new year!

Aging Like A Fine Wine

Dec 14th, 2023 1h 18m

It's our mid season finale! We discuss awful news per usual such as abortion injustices, but we find a way to have fun with George Santos getting fired, Kevin McCarthy quitting and even throwing in a Ronald Reagan rant. All this plus who can ge

Henry's In A Box

Dec 1st, 2023 1h 2m

We discuss our most Boomer attributes, Travis Kelce being a loveable idiot, racists getting stabbed and war criminals kicking the bucket! All this plus who can get it!Apologies for the sound issues, a few technical difficulties this week.

Oh Brother This Guy Stinks

Nov 16th, 2023 1h 9m

We are back after that raggedy bastard strep took down one of your hosts last week. We discuss America's sweethearts TJ Holmes and Amy Robach, Andre 3000 blessing us with the flute, the sick accountability of Mike Johnson and even discuss the l

48 Oysters and Counting

Oct 26th, 2023 59m 49s

We discuss how many oysters are too many oysters on a date, the trashness of Brian McKnight's parenting, the ghetto that is the GOP and their search for a speaker of the house as well as what you all came for, who can get it.

The Great Summer of 23

Oct 12th, 2023 1h 26m

We are back and damn have we missed you all. We are giving you an extra long recap of the summer of 2023 which frankly got more interesting as soon as we stopped recording season 3. Nevertheless we give you our unsolicited opinions and of cours

The Great Rizzing of 2023

Jun 16th, 2023 1h 7m

We are back and we regret to inform you the Livvy has rizzed up Baby Gronk. I don't know what that means either. We also discuss more trouble for Trumpito, Zion Williamson's baby mama drama and our favorite stories of the season. It's the seaso

The Great Orca Uprising of 2023

Jun 1st, 2023 1h 6m

We're back with a new episode and we discuss the unabashed fury of vengeful orcas, a certain scammer back at it again, the frumpy governor makes a move and for those who have not seen Succession, major spoilers from the 20 minute mark to about

Gross Gasms

May 18th, 2023 1h

We are back and you're in for a treat. We discuss octogenarian libidos, a dog taking the wrap for his owner, and of course George Santos getting got. All this and of course some of the awfulness of the world. And of course we end as we are wont

Now Hiring: CNN and Fox News

May 4th, 2023 1h 7m

We are back and we discuss a very odd youthful recollection of a former respected actor, being too tired to put on clothes for a zoom call, as well as very happy sayonara to Tucker Carlson, a meh farewell to Don Lemon and very melancholy happy

No Woke Beers Here

Apr 20th, 2023 1h 5m

Your favorite mild duo is back and we discuss the best tv theme songs, anti-woke beer, and of course the depressing news of the past few weeks, because life is as stated on many episodes, is a hellscape.

Jonah Hill: The Great Uniter

Mar 30th, 2023 59m 7s

We are back with another new episode and folks we go on a few tangents! We discuss Gwyneth Paltrow and the whitest lawsuit ever, Jonah Hill being the great uniter of all peoples, and then we discuss the scam that is insurance and body image pro

Turtle Down!

Mar 16th, 2023 52m 53s

We are back and we discuss not watching the Oscars, half of us watching Chris Rock's special, a ghoulish turtle man fell and we give an economics dissertation as well. Good episode plus who can get it this week!

Skynet Sponsored By Bing

Mar 3rd, 2023 1h 17m

We are back albeit a day late, and we have a classic episode where there are many tangents we go on. We discuss Deion Sander's curious comments, a white guy suing an HBCU, and the creator of Dilbert is racist. Shocking I know. All this and more

Welcome To Our Alien Overlords!

Feb 16th, 2023 1h 4m

We're back and we discuss incorrectly coming for the head of a rebel leader from an apocalyptic hellscape, weird ass red boots, the Woke Super Bowl and of course who can get it. All this and more!