0:00

Oh, good morning, Good morning everyone. Well it's not really

0:02

morning. Who knows when people are listening to this,

0:05

but some of them are probably listening in the morning, So

0:08

good morning to you guys, good afternoons to the

0:10

people that listen in the afternoon. And if

0:12

you're listening to a podcast at night, well

0:15

then a good evening, Brandon. There

0:17

has been a lot in the

0:19

news and it's very

0:22

upsetting. Chicari Richardson

0:24

was tested for

0:27

cannabis at the trials for

0:29

the Olympics after she won or before

0:31

she won, who knows, And now

0:34

she is not going to perform her

0:36

relay at the Olympics or compete

0:38

in her relay at the Olympics. So

0:41

this is another sports organization

0:44

that is completely antiquated and

0:47

not up to fucking speed and needs an update,

0:49

along with the World Tennis

0:51

Association whatever the Tennis

0:53

Association is for Europe, European

0:56

Tennis, all of it between Naomi

0:59

Osaka, between this two

1:01

different things but actually not. It's

1:03

all about helping yourself cope

1:05

with something. And this woman's mother died. Chicari

1:08

Richardson's mother died, and she was using cannabis

1:11

to help herself and ameliorate

1:13

her pain and now is not going to be able

1:15

to compete in the Tokyo

1:17

Olympics because of that. So

1:20

you can drink alcohol, but you can't

1:22

smoke something that grows out of the ground from

1:24

mother Earth because that

1:27

is punishable by being eliminated

1:31

from the Olympics. So sports

1:33

needs a big update, a real

1:35

update. And I don't know if anyone

1:37

saw me on the shop on HBO, but

1:40

I was around a bunch of sports figures for the first time

1:42

in my life, and it was so that was Tom

1:44

Brady was there and Draymond Green, who

1:47

I've loved he and I, Yeah,

1:49

that's my kind of guy. And now I feel

1:52

like I do know a lot about sports, so I'm gonna start commenting

1:54

on it because of that experience. I spent

1:56

at least two hours with those guys, and I don't

1:58

think there's anything I couldn't answer now about

2:00

basketball, football. Majong

2:03

Also Britney Spears.

2:06

Britney Spears is father.

2:10

It's still her conservator because a

2:13

judge denied Britney

2:15

spears request to

2:18

not have her father be a conservator. So

2:22

there's that. How do you feel about that, Brandon, Well,

2:25

I think that that is laired.

2:27

From my understanding, Laird Hamilton's

2:29

Laird Hamilton's he's in control, he's in the

2:32

new co conservator. The paperwork that

2:34

was filed in November was to remove

2:36

Jamie as her conservator. Jamie's

2:38

her dad, right, and so

2:40

it was that paperwork that was actually just

2:43

recently ruled on. So her attorney

2:45

has not yet filed to have the conservatorship

2:48

completely dismantled, from

2:51

my understanding, So a lot

2:53

of this, like the paperwork gets filed and then

2:55

it takes X amount of time for the judge

2:57

to their approver deny it. So it was the last

3:00

admission to have Jamie removed that was denied.

3:02

So now they have to refile to

3:04

take her out of the conservatorship like an

3:06

appeal situation. From my understanding,

3:08

Well, that's well, that's his judgment was that

3:10

she's denied, so she has to appeal that denial. But

3:12

that's not very hopeful. I mean, it's the same judge

3:15

unless she goes to an above court, all right, maybe she'll

3:17

go to a different circuit or whatever it is. I

3:19

saw that she was also recently invited by Congress

3:22

to give her testimonial

3:24

and experience with the conservator

3:27

program in California.

3:30

Well that should be something, But doesn't her father

3:32

have to fucking let her go to Washington,

3:34

d C. To testify in front of Congress And is he

3:36

going to allow that? Well, there apparently

3:39

there are two different types of conservators

3:41

over Brittany. There's the conservator over her person

3:43

and a conservator over her state. Jamie, her

3:46

father is apparently the conservator

3:48

over her state, so all of her money matters

3:50

go through him. Over her as a person

3:53

is Jody Montgomery, who is an outside

3:55

conservator who is supposed to

3:57

be in place really as Brittain

4:00

is advocate. So the fact that she said

4:02

in her testimony that she can't get married or take out

4:04

her I U D. Means there's either

4:06

a disconnecting communication or

4:09

people aren't being truthful with the type

4:11

of control they have over her. There

4:13

are a lot of aspects to this, so I think

4:15

it's gonna be a few months before we see how her recent

4:17

testimony plays out.

4:21

Two pretty well.

4:23

Three, Bill Cosby's out of jail. That's another

4:25

disgusting development on

4:28

a technicality. So

4:30

while they don't dispute that

4:32

he's guilty of what he did, because

4:34

of a technicality, he was let out of jail.

4:37

So that's the state of affairs in this country, you guys,

4:40

Well not this country, because IOC is an international

4:42

committee. But that's the state of the world right

4:45

now. Well, and now this delta strain

4:47

and the delta strain, But back

4:50

to these three stories are all examples

4:52

of white men making

4:54

the rules and deciding what's best

4:57

in the interest of women. What

5:00

are we talking about today's sweetheart, What are

5:02

we talking about today? Let me look, Well,

5:05

this is an interesting story. I think we have two

5:08

lipstick lesbians and they're trying to figure

5:10

out who proposes to who is it who

5:12

or whom? Who proposes

5:14

to whom? And I don't

5:17

I don't know in that situation. No,

5:19

nor do I. I always wonder about that. I

5:21

guess whoever is the dominant in the relationship

5:23

or well, because they're sexually dominant and then

5:25

there's emotionally dominant. Right yeah, Okay,

5:30

what else are we talking about? We have a exmission

5:32

that we get from a lot of people just feeling lost in

5:34

life. We're gonna find you. We

5:36

You're found. Consider forget

5:39

hashtag problem solved, hashtag You're

5:41

found, and tattoo removal.

5:43

You don't have any tattoos right, not

5:45

that I'm aware of, but I do have something sticking

5:47

to my butt. I went out with Joe Koy the other

5:50

night and we got we

5:52

got very very silly and

5:54

wasted, and he I came home and I

5:57

had a big stick or stuck to my ass, And

5:59

every time I go in the shower or a a little bit more comes off.

6:01

But I don't know where it came from, who put it

6:03

there, or how long it's gonna last

6:05

apparent, or how long it's going to be there. So I may

6:07

have a tattoo. Who knows. Joe Koy

6:09

is my friend from Chelsea Lately. He used to be a comedian

6:11

that was on the round table all the time for Chelsea Lately.

6:13

And I called him and I was like, you know

6:15

what, I want to go over to his house

6:17

because I wanted to see. He's building his house

6:20

and I'm building something. So

6:22

I thought, oh, let me see what he's doing. And

6:24

then I got there. While I was driving

6:27

there, I asked him for the address. He said, please don't come,

6:29

Please don't come. I don't want you to see my house like this, and I

6:31

was like, shut up. I said, give me the

6:33

address. So I got in the car and I started driving

6:35

to his house and like, you know,

6:37

ten twenty minutes in, I'm like, this is where

6:39

am I going to the valley? And

6:41

then I looked at the address and I was still seventeen

6:44

minutes away, and I just couldn't do it. So I turned

6:46

around and I texted him and I said, I'm not I'm

6:48

not coming. It's too far. And

6:51

then he came over to me. Then we went to Katsuya

6:54

and we had six grapefruit martinis

6:56

together, so I mean, that was ridiculous.

6:59

And then we went to harv Els where there was a jazz

7:01

club. Well, there is a jazz club.

7:03

It's called her Bells in Santa Monica. For anybody

7:05

ever looking for a cool place to go, that's it.

7:08

Then he got home and I was like, Joe, I don't have my

7:10

purse. I left it at her Bells. So he goes, get out of

7:12

the car, you are such a mess, and set me

7:14

up to my room and did you retrieve

7:16

your purse? No? I never turned out. I never

7:19

even brought a purse out that night because I

7:21

had forgotten to take a purse. So he went back

7:23

to her Bells looking for my purse. I went inside

7:25

was fast asleep while he was pounding

7:27

on my door for about forty five minutes worried

7:30

that I didn't have my purse. So this

7:32

friendship is very uneven and I have to

7:34

start being a little bit more

7:36

reciprocal in my He is

7:39

just too sweet and too nice and I

7:41

am a cunt. Well, you can go

7:43

look for his purse next time. Yeah, I'm

7:46

sick. Uh. I am suffering

7:49

from a neck injury, sweetheart, because

7:51

I got yesterday. I went to

7:53

that doctor girl, the girl Vanessa.

7:56

Yeah, and she took my blood

7:58

out and then spun it and then reinjected

8:01

it all through my neck with syringes and

8:03

this thing called a stamper. I

8:05

was pretty numb. I did that to my face once.

8:08

Yeah, it was pretty I think it's going to have some good results.

8:11

I can't wait to see it. I know it's like a it's

8:13

like having a next strength inner. Well, I can't

8:15

tell that you had anything done, so yeah, I'm surprised.

8:18

I'm not more bruised. I bruised very easily

8:20

on the face, so it's very hard. Am

8:23

No. I just take et cetera a lot. Speaking

8:25

of which we're having all of your levels tested,

8:27

So thank you. This is a reminder for everyone

8:29

listening to also do your annual physical.

8:32

Yes for a breast cancer Awareness month? Is a

8:34

breastcancer awareness month? Is it? I don't

8:36

think so. Let me look when breast

8:38

cancer Awareness Month is so we're all in the know. It

8:40

sounds like a February month to me. That's

8:42

the month of my birth. Sholace a bet on it no

8:46

breast cancer Awareness month. Don't

8:48

you like when you google something and there's a very

8:51

question that you ask has no answer.

8:53

It's like, what the fund did I just google?

8:55

I feel like every time I google something, I get

8:58

less information. October Okay,

9:00

I was surprising. I was wrong. It

9:03

wasn't February. Okay, Well it's good to know. I mean, yeah,

9:05

Breast Cancer Awareness Month is probably a very

9:07

important month to know about, so my

9:10

apologies. Well we'll circle back on that, especially

9:12

with my breasts and your mother. I

9:15

know, yeah her too, God rest her soul.

9:19

I would have loved to meet Rita. My

9:21

mom was really sweet. She was so cute,

9:24

so snuggly. All of your family

9:26

is kind of like that, though snuggly. They're

9:28

all very like endearing in their own

9:30

ways they all have a personality, and

9:33

with dear childhood, imagine that everyone was kind of

9:35

forced to create a personality. I

9:38

would think so. But I like when I meet people and

9:40

their families and you find out, like all the

9:42

little dynamics between siblings

9:44

and moms and their daughters,

9:46

because some moms are totally fucked up, right,

9:48

you know, and they're weird around their daughters and like jealous

9:51

or they want to like live vicariously

9:53

through them. Jealous moms

9:56

and daughters like that is so it's

9:58

so fucked up to have to grow up that. But

10:00

that's another example of you loving to see

10:02

the interpersonal relationships and workings

10:05

and dynamics. Because I remember when

10:07

I had first started, you had said

10:09

that you were going with a friend to meet

10:12

their parents or say, at their family's house in Oakland,

10:14

and I was very surprised by that, thinking, oh, she's

10:16

going to hate that, but you came

10:18

back and you loved it, like, oh no, no, It's so interesting

10:20

to see like how these interactions

10:22

go between you know, one of your friends and

10:24

their families who you've never met, and you've done this now

10:27

with some of your local girlfriends and their moms

10:29

and now you're close to their moms. You did it when you're up in

10:31

Canada, because I don't

10:33

have one, so obviously I'm into moms and I

10:35

have an aunt. It should be acting like my mother, but

10:37

she can't because she's such a bit like

10:40

whatever I am times a hundred is what

10:42

my aunt is. And so she

10:44

loves me, but she doesn't like me, your aunt

10:46

Cabby. She she lives

10:48

locally. She's an interesting

10:51

personality. I wouldn't use the

10:53

word bitch, well what would be the word

10:55

she? If I say her solitude? If

10:58

I text her and say are you home, she

11:00

will lie because she does not want me to come over,

11:02

and she'll say, no, I'm not I'm

11:05

sleeping. And that's how I know she'll she's there

11:07

and to go anyway. But like she doesn't want

11:09

anything to do with me. She

11:12

I like to spring my appearance by her,

11:15

like I just like to show up unannounced, so

11:17

she's forced to see that's what the move is.

11:20

And yeah, and so she hated COVID because

11:22

she didn't get to see all the grandkids in the regular

11:24

cycle that she normally does. But she liked

11:26

it because she doesn't want to be socializing

11:29

anyway. And she wants an excuse to have

11:31

to stay away from people. We both have a

11:34

Gabby and I. We both have a love of crafting and

11:36

of baking, and so that's a commonality

11:38

that we have. So we'll text about that occasionally, like this

11:40

two story Joanne's fabrics at the craft

11:42

store if you weren't aware, just opened up and

11:44

we did a text exchange about that for

11:47

a couple of days, which was so nice. Yeah,

11:49

she's into crafting. I mean I don't even

11:51

yeah, I mean crafting. Actually,

11:53

when I went to Thanksgiving this year, I think it was was

11:55

a Thanksgiving when I went up to that rate

11:58

cabin that that was a couple of

12:00

years ago, you know, with Molly and the

12:02

family, It wasn't a couple of years ago. Was with my sisters,

12:04

just like on the lake that you had to come.

12:09

You've had two bad Thanksgiving experiences,

12:11

right. That's why I don't mingle with that family over the

12:13

holidays, because they seemed to like do it one

12:15

step under what I'm comfortable with. They

12:17

want to do it like the Pilgrims, and

12:20

they love camping like they love

12:22

to camp. And I'm not going to pretend I want to camp

12:25

or try to camp. I tried, it's not a good

12:27

fit. We're not signing you up for so

12:29

there's no reason to make anybody suffer with me

12:31

or go camping with people and had them

12:33

be exposed to my lack of camping

12:36

ability. The last time we went up there, whatever

12:38

holiday was my sisters and

12:40

I went or Simone and Seneca

12:43

and Jordan's and I went up and we stayed in

12:45

that little that cement. I told you

12:47

that it was like a little cell block. And

12:49

so the first night I was like, Simone

12:52

is like, do you think you're going to make it? And I was like, of course,

12:54

I can sleep. And you were supposed to be there for

12:56

four days. I think like

13:00

we had packed you up, You're ready to go, and you were

13:02

excited to go to I was excited. Yeah,

13:04

when Brandon packs me up, especially when I bring the dogs,

13:06

it's exciting because then I feel like I'm a parent. And

13:09

you love. Something people may not know is you love to

13:11

drive, like around town, you'd like to

13:13

drive yourself, and you also like to drive on a

13:15

road trip. Well that's new.

13:17

I like to drive on road trips new. But

13:19

when I went up to this this event, which

13:22

I'm convinced. With Thanksgiving, my sister

13:24

and I slept in the same bed, and that's

13:27

also hard to do because she stores

13:29

and she has sleeping issues. But now, I mean,

13:31

I just have to hit her and she says and she

13:33

stops, but you know, why do I want to even

13:35

deal with that? So then the second

13:38

night, I was like, I don't

13:40

know if I can make it the second night. And then I was

13:42

like, come on, you can't be like that, Like you've got to be able

13:44

to sleep in this for two nights, you know. And

13:46

then I made it the second night, but I woke up with like

13:48

six of the morning packs of the car and was out

13:51

like suddenly you're home.

13:53

I'm like, what the funk are you doing here? This

13:56

is not on the agenda. You're yeah,

13:59

it was, but they knew. You

14:01

know, what's great about family is that they know who

14:03

you're dealing with, so you don't ever have to

14:05

like pretend like, oh no, I'm

14:07

I like it here. I like sleeping

14:13

block, I love it. I can just be like, no,

14:15

Gabby, it's terrible. I don't want

14:18

to spend another night here. And they're all happy when

14:20

I leave. Anybody probably I know that's

14:22

kind of the expectation with my family as

14:24

they they'll know because I'm so particular

14:26

about basically everything, but for them as well, like

14:28

I want everything to be set up a certain way for them, and

14:30

like how I would conduct myself on their

14:33

behalf, so that way, when I go

14:35

to their homes, they're always on high alert,

14:37

like what what is going to make him

14:39

comfortable? What do we need to do? But I feel like

14:41

that's a nice way to operate for people,

14:44

Like I don't want it to be stressful, but they'll

14:46

know. I'll go get a hotel if I'm not going to be comfortable there.

14:49

I don't want to pretend right

14:51

right, right, right right and be like, oh this is O.

14:53

Yeah, I'm fine using a bathroom that doesn't

14:55

have any toilet paper. That's something you do in your

14:57

early twenties. That's like people a

15:00

guy specifically where they go on these trips

15:02

to Palm Springs and it's you know, a five

15:04

or six bedroom house and they will have twenty fucking people

15:06

staying there. Because the guys that go

15:08

to Palm Springs, nothing

15:11

is worse to me than Palm Springs, the desert,

15:14

Like we need to get hotter than what it already

15:16

is here. It's fucking hot already,

15:18

and it's dry. I don't understand the appeal

15:21

of going to don't sign me

15:23

up for palm Springs and we're not going to sign you up for camping.

15:26

Excuse me, I have to clear my throat because I've I've

15:29

probably smoked too much pot recently. You

15:31

smoked a joint on the way here, as a matter of fact,

15:33

Well that's what I'm talking about. And you're wearing a

15:35

cream jumpsuit and you asked all

15:38

over yourself. Yeah, it was a hot mess on the way

15:40

in this morning. Actually. But it's so fun to be able

15:42

to go to work together, sweetheart, because we

15:44

have just one more activity that we did sometimes

15:46

after we take this podcast, we go rollerblading.

15:49

Our schedule, yes, has really

15:51

fallen into place. So it's like we're a couple that

15:53

works together, that's home together because

15:56

you come in the mornings and then goes to work

15:58

together. It's just like Dr Phil and his

16:00

wife. So we've been doing the podcast

16:03

and then going rollerblading, and we're trying

16:05

to see how far we can go. We're so we're starting in Santa

16:07

Monica. We want to get down to like Manhattan

16:09

Beach, so we're pacing ourselves

16:12

and then we will circle back and we'll

16:14

go to Blue Plate Taco or Blue Plate

16:16

Oysterette and have a little lunch and margarita,

16:19

have a couple of margarita's. It's really the best way

16:21

to work. I mean it's great. I love

16:23

a juice boost, you know, like eleven thirty, just

16:26

a margarita, just to like kick things up a

16:28

little bit so that you have a little bit more interest in

16:30

the next three hours. Well, and it also that is when your

16:32

creative juices get flowing, once you get through

16:35

your first margarita, because we've also been working,

16:37

You've been working on your stand up notes. Yeah,

16:39

I'm doing a lot of stand up dates, so you have to look

16:41

for those. And that's when you really get going,

16:44

is after that first margarita sets in, the

16:46

second one has been delivered, and yeah,

16:49

I like a to margarita lunch. That's what I'm into,

16:52

especially when they can make them frozen, the skinny

16:54

ones frozen. Oh my god.

16:56

It reminds me of like one of those vacations

16:59

where there's like just mango margarita

17:01

is coming towards you on the beach. You know, like Bora

17:03

bora where they hand you like a passion fruit

17:06

margarita, frienzen margarita,

17:08

who I love margarita's. People don't

17:10

understand, like when I've gone skiing and we do lunch,

17:13

that I always want a margarita. Don't

17:15

you want something warm and coffee? People

17:18

don't know what they're talking about. When it's hot out.

17:20

Just because it's cold out doesn't means you need something hot

17:23

to drink, Like people are still drinking are

17:25

you? Are you three months old? I mean,

17:27

come on, regulate your body temperature.

17:29

Margaritas are refreshing because you're exerting

17:31

energy when you're skiing, and so it's like you're thirsty.

17:34

I will say, when we're skiing together, we'll

17:36

get out, we'll stop for coffee or something after

17:40

I don't know who you're talking. We'll stop and

17:42

have a drink or get something, and then like we'll

17:45

do lunch. Well, Sophia will get a hot chocolate

17:47

and a cookie normally, yeah, but a coffee.

17:49

No one's getting coffee. Well, we get something

17:51

in the morning, and then for lunch, it'll be a long lunch

17:54

and by that time someone will have already

17:56

passed edibles. Out, So you really have to be on your

17:58

game after lunch because you're a little runk

18:00

and you're probably stoned. Well you know, yeah,

18:02

you don't want to be drunk skiing first of all,

18:05

that's irresponsible. You want to have a nice buzz.

18:08

You want to have a buzz so that you're a little braver,

18:10

not a little bit more reckless. That's when

18:13

I feel like I can tackle me well,

18:16

and I have. We've were ended each other in

18:18

Central Park, not yet, but I think it's

18:20

on the docket. It will happen at some point. God,

18:23

that would be so no, No, that

18:25

would be terrible. That

18:28

would be a great twist and that would be

18:30

a deal breaker and relations.

18:33

That would be something Connie Britton could play on

18:35

Bravo. Oh god, I saw Connie

18:37

the other night. I had dinner with the Connie and a couple of other

18:39

girlfriends. As the woman that

18:41

that was duped by dear John. I was

18:43

like, listen, are you over playing

18:45

her? No,

18:48

she's underplaying it. And it's fascinating,

18:51

like there's just social incompetency

18:54

or a regular incompetency technological

18:58

well, I have tacked in loud a col incompetence. So

19:01

that's what you try though, Well,

19:04

I think that's part of it. So annoying.

19:06

Technology is so annoying. The fact that I have five

19:08

remotes in my bedroom is like so annoying.

19:11

I want to shove all of them up your asp I know

19:13

you do, and then they all control different things. We have

19:15

the fireplace, her nightstand, lamps. We

19:17

have three remotes for the TVs. Right now, I

19:19

have to the remote for the lights is the

19:21

lamps is over the top because I would

19:23

like to keep going to turn it on when I'm reading.

19:26

So that would be nice if you could rewire that, sweetheart,

19:29

Well I just did that, so you don't have to get up out

19:31

of bed to turn them both on or off.

19:33

I spent a lot of time in bed, you guys readjusting

19:36

to l A life has taken its toll. It's

19:38

like she's a narcaptic. I know she

19:40

will fall asleep. She fell asleep in her eyeshades

19:43

at three pm this week.

19:45

I went upstairs. I was literally calling to her as a sweetheart.

19:48

Sweet her up the stairs and she was passed

19:50

out, no movement. No, that

19:52

was it because the TV didn't work. You

19:54

don't smoke cigarettes, because if you did I sound

19:56

like I do today there because I can't stop clearing my throat.

19:59

I want to apologize to a list knows how annoying is

20:01

that, so I won't smoke a joint again

20:03

on the way to do a pie. Yes,

20:06

I am okay, Well I

20:08

may have forgotten it this morning, but you know check.

20:12

Also, I am on tour. My tickets

20:14

are officially on sale. We've added a couple of

20:16

extra shows, and we are adding a Canadian

20:18

date that I can't announce yet because we're gonna announce

20:20

it July thirteen. So for my Canadian

20:23

brothers and sisters who are reaching out

20:25

to me just now that I'm headed there, it's

20:27

just we're gonna be announcing dates as we go.

20:30

But you can buy tickets a ticket Master for

20:32

my shows. I'll be playing my next

20:35

big show. I'm at the Santa Barbara Bowl

20:37

August one, so you can come see

20:39

me there. I'm warming up this new act,

20:41

this new one hour stand up at a

20:43

bunch of clubs. So there are still tickets

20:46

at one of the clubs in Appleton, Wisconsin

20:48

for the ten pm show, which is on September.

20:53

So if you live in that area, there

20:55

are about I don't know how many tickets

20:57

there are left, but there are some. And

20:59

then I have all the other cities

21:01

that I have already released, and

21:03

tickets are available, and I can't fucking

21:06

wait. It's called vaccinated and a horny,

21:08

So make sure that you bring

21:10

your vaccinations and your horny nous

21:13

and then keep them to yourself, please. And

21:15

on that note, I am feeling so horny

21:17

that we need to take a break so I can just climb.

21:22

I can't even pretend that I would do something like that in

21:24

a podcast studio. We're going to take a break.

21:28

Should we take some calls? Okay?

21:30

Our first submission comes from well, we don't

21:32

know their name, but they're

21:34

twenty four and they write, Dear Chelsea, I'm a

21:36

twenty four year old music student at Juilliard.

21:38

Should I keep hooking up with my friend who is in an

21:41

open long distance relationship with

21:43

a girl who is a sexual. There's a lot

21:45

to unpack here. Okay, what do you think

21:47

is he on the phone? No? This this was

21:49

just a write and I imagine because it's nature.

21:54

Read that again, Dear

21:56

Chelsea, I'm a twenty four year old music

21:58

student at Juilliard. Should I keep

22:00

hooking up with my friend who is in an open

22:03

long distance relationship with a girl

22:05

who is a sexual. I don't

22:07

see why not. I mean, this seems

22:09

like a home run opportunity unless

22:11

you're getting emotionally involved. But other than that,

22:14

yeah, go for it. Yeah, open relationship,

22:17

that's the green. What pops up or pops

22:20

down? Pops off?

22:24

See what pops off? And thank you for writing in. We

22:26

don't know your name, so we'll just call you Lucifer.

22:29

I guess, so you have our seal

22:31

of approval. Good luck on that. Let us know how

22:33

it goes. That

22:36

was mind blowing. I mean anything of

22:39

a certain age, So like that

22:41

age, I'm glad I'm not so

22:45

drunk all the time. Well, can you imagine having

22:47

to deal with everything that

22:49

people that age are going through right now, like

22:51

the political correctness of the genders

22:54

and everything, Like we're all trying to keep up with

22:56

it. But the younger generation gender

22:59

fluid, a sexual, like,

23:01

who the fun knows what's going on there? I don't know they

23:03

know because it's that they live it. We're the ones

23:05

that have to keep up because it's not like what we grew

23:07

up with. So we're the ones who were like, I have to understand

23:09

it. They understand it, so it's not you

23:12

know, I think it's easier for

23:14

them. You know, this is also probably much more

23:16

of a norm now for people that age so twenty

23:18

four, like being in an open relationship

23:21

and the different types of sexualities. A sexual, I

23:23

think that means that they're not sexually interested

23:25

in anyone or anything. So I don't know even

23:28

know why they're being a relationship with someone who's a sexual

23:30

because it's like us, it's an emotional attachment.

23:32

Yeah, well, but would you describe our

23:34

relationship as a sexual, Well, not

23:37

with how often I try and see you naked?

23:40

Well, yeah, you do walk in on me and I get a lot,

23:42

but that's just because I don't have a door to my bathroom.

23:44

That's probably what I should be doing since I've been

23:46

so bored. I should pick up one of those

23:49

hobbies where I'm like, you know, I'm Pinterest

23:51

making a little like furnitured boards

23:53

of what I want my house to look like, something

23:56

like that when you went up to Canada because you had quarantine

23:58

for two weeks, and you asked

24:00

if you should start online shopping, And I don't

24:02

think i've ever I've

24:04

ever been more worried about it. What am I gonna

24:06

do for the quarantine? I mean, I'll read, but there's

24:09

only so many hours a day you can read a book, you

24:11

know. I can't read for eight hours. I

24:13

was like, what should I do? Should I take up online shopping?

24:15

Do you think I'd like that? That's gonna

24:18

be a hard No, I know, but

24:20

I don't want to get involved with anything like that. Lucky

24:22

for me, you get through one page and forget what you were doing

24:24

exactly. I would be like, yeah, what am I doing

24:26

on this side again? Okay? So our

24:29

next submission comes from Julian

24:31

from the UK, and Julian

24:33

writes, Dear Chelsea, I've always loved your honesty,

24:36

integrity, and how genuine you are. My question,

24:39

what would your advice be to anyone who's feeling

24:41

lost in life or unsure about themselves

24:43

and their direction? This seems to be a common theme.

24:45

Everyone's going through it. So let's see

24:47

what's going on, Julian, Julian, are you there?

24:50

Hi? Yes? How are you? Oh? Hi? Julian,

24:52

Hi, Julian, Hi, How are you

24:54

guys? We're good? How are you doing? How's

24:56

how's how's COVID doing over in

24:59

London. Oh yeah, it's going really

25:01

well. Yeah,

25:04

it's it's okay. I think we're on our way

25:06

out hopefully sur surviving

25:10

for sure. Yeah,

25:12

how about you guys. Yeah, well

25:15

it's going well in l A right now. But you know, every

25:17

time you think you're out of the woods, there seems to

25:19

be another go round of it.

25:21

So who who knows? Who

25:23

knows? You're cute? Thank

25:26

you? Likewise, thank you?

25:29

Well, what's going on? What

25:31

is going on? Lots of things? So um,

25:34

I guess the basis of my question kind of stemmed

25:36

from my personal experiences and

25:38

circumstances over the last few years, which

25:40

were kind of in relation to my career,

25:43

relationships, friendships, mental health

25:45

and so on. However, I guess on the flip

25:47

side of that, I think there's a lot of people who are going through

25:49

the same thing as me at the moment, So I

25:51

thought it would be good to get your advice on

25:54

on the situation and see if you could help

25:56

me and so many other people to

25:59

to kind of help get contract after such

26:01

a difficult year and with everything that's been

26:03

going on, Right, Brandon, would

26:05

you like to take the lead on this, Well, I just wonder if

26:07

there's a specific Like you listed off some categories

26:09

in life, like is there a specific Is there a specific

26:12

one that you feel like you're having the most trouble

26:14

kind of confronting or getting

26:16

like getting over that hurdle. Well,

26:19

sadly, for me, it all happened at the same time.

26:21

But if I was to pick one, I guess mental

26:23

health is really important to me, and I know

26:25

something I was struggled with for for a number of years.

26:27

So in terms of feeling kind of

26:30

lost and unsure, I guess

26:32

I deal with depression. So for me, it's quite

26:34

difficult when there are circumstances

26:36

going on that you can't really control, you

26:39

know, how do you kind of get through that? And what

26:41

would your advice be to to kind of

26:43

keep going and get yourself back to a good

26:46

place. I mean, I would focus on what

26:48

are the good things that are happening in your life, like what's

26:50

going on with your job, your family? Do you have

26:52

a boyfriend, girlfriend? Um,

26:58

not pregnant, no, currently single.

27:00

Happily, I'm quite blessed. I've got a

27:02

great family and friends. But my circumstances

27:04

previously, UM, I lost a lot of people

27:07

quite close to me. And when I say lost,

27:09

I mean they're still with us, just not with me thankfully.

27:11

And my career, you know, I changed my job, I had

27:14

to really change my whole life, and then

27:16

COVID happens. So it's just kind of been one thing after another

27:18

and you feel like you can't catch break. Well. I just

27:20

think, first of all, it's not like you're loaning this.

27:22

Obviously, half the world is feeling this way. More

27:24

than half the world. More than half the world feels

27:27

like they've lost something right this

27:29

last year has it's like you're on a constant

27:32

treasure hunt for like the next

27:34

glimpse of happiness or the next positive

27:36

thing to happen, because every time it seems like we're

27:38

it's on the horizon, like Chelsea said, something

27:40

happens. But I think that in those

27:43

moments, it's really important to have something,

27:45

a hobby and outlet that when

27:48

you're down or depressed or in that

27:50

sort of emotional state where it's kind of hard to dig yourself

27:52

out, you have to have something that you can implement,

27:54

And also you don't want to be a victim of your

27:56

circumstances. Then you're like letting the world

27:59

run you and you're not running anything, so

28:01

like being even you like you know it's

28:03

been so hard on you, of course, yeah, but

28:06

like what are you gonna do with this opportunity now?

28:08

You know, don't be a victim. We don't none

28:10

of us want to be that, because that's just like

28:12

graveling. You know, you have to go. God, Yeah,

28:14

this was fucking tough. And if I survive this, I can

28:16

survive so much more and kind of pick

28:19

yourself up and start with all

28:21

the good things you have going on in your life. Reminding

28:23

yourself every morning when you get up, you know how

28:25

lucky you are to be where you are, regardless

28:28

of what happened in the past. What's happening right now

28:30

is you having to be like in your life getting

28:32

things kick started again, which is the way so

28:35

many people feel. So you've got to

28:37

get your juices flowing. And I think that Chelsea is

28:39

obviously a big believer in meditation. And I

28:41

try and do it consistently,

28:43

and you know, I fail. I try,

28:46

and I do it in the morning. Now. I used to

28:48

do it midday and I got to meditate

28:50

this morning actually, and I usually do it first thing when I

28:52

get up, but lately my meditations have been so

28:54

lame that I'm just like, but it really

28:56

does set your day on a better path. So I kind of

28:58

used it as a coping mechanism where if I was stressed,

29:01

I would text her and say, hey, I'm taking tendons outside

29:03

whatever as a coping mechanism for working for

29:05

me, for associated

29:07

with it, but trying to start your day

29:09

off in the way that she mentioned, either kind of

29:11

giving yourself the affirmations of the positive things

29:14

or the little goals that you're going to have, Because when

29:16

you feel those little successes, I think everything else

29:18

feels a little less detrimental.

29:21

Yeah, and every day should be like an adventure,

29:23

you know, when you're getting up in the morning, it's not it's

29:25

not like you have to write affirmations or yeah, you could

29:27

write down in a thing like you know, three things you're grateful

29:29

for that way you're getting out of bed with like

29:31

some juices going, like some positive

29:34

vibes. I think that everyone's

29:36

problem is just to have more

29:38

positive vibes, right, Like everyone can

29:40

work harder to take the negative and turn it around

29:42

and make it positive. Well, it's so much work to be negative all

29:44

the time, you know, it'sou draining, I

29:47

know, Julie. I will say the way that you

29:50

kind of recounted the people not being in your life is a

29:52

positive thing, Like you obviously have a positive

29:54

disposition, like your recounting,

29:58

Well, I haven't. Yeah, that's the word I don't is

30:00

And I like the way you used it. I was sexually attracted

30:02

to just then we have

30:04

that dynamic. So I think just

30:06

implementing more of that that you you know,

30:08

the people who were baggage

30:11

and not contributing anything, they're no longer

30:13

there, and you know, that's a positive thing. There's

30:16

always a way to spin the circumstance

30:18

in a positive direction. And the more you do that,

30:21

it's going to feel like less work. Yeah,

30:23

definitely, well said Brandon. Yeah,

30:25

I would agree with that. You seem really cool, Like,

30:28

yeah, I think you're gonna be just fine. Thank

30:30

you. I hope. I wish I could prescribe medication

30:33

overseas. I would prescribe you something fun, but

30:35

I can. I only work here in the United States. I'm

30:38

sure I can find something here. Okay, good? Yeah,

30:41

do you smoke cod and do you drink? Like? Do you

30:43

have fun? Well? That's good,

30:45

I mean you have to at this point. But I

30:48

know right like, this isn't the

30:50

time to be sober or even experiment with

30:52

sobriety exactly. No, I

30:54

don't have time for that. So the first two

30:56

weeks of the pandemic, like when we were quarantining

30:59

for our first two weeks, which we thought would

31:01

be our only two weeks, I treated it like it

31:03

was spring break. Like I did mushrooms

31:05

every day. I was like, Okay, what drugs do I have today?

31:07

She was like an amust child on rum spring

31:09

up. I mean, she was like anything that she

31:11

could get up to she was. She's like, I only have

31:13

this two weeks. Yeah,

31:16

nothing, I can't leave my house. It doesn't matter what happens.

31:18

Like, I'm just gonna I had like a hundred

31:20

milligram THHC capsules that I was taking.

31:23

I tried those out. I was like, let's see what happens.

31:25

And then when I realized it was going to

31:27

go on for more than two weeks, I was like, oh,

31:29

ship like and then zooms became,

31:32

you know, the like the big thing. I was like, Oh, I'm

31:34

gonna have to get my ship together. That was the word. I

31:36

definitely killed off some brain cells during those two weeks.

31:38

For sure, those two weeks were the best for both

31:40

of us because no one knew how to work, and I was just dropping

31:43

off egg mcmuffins McDonald's eg mcmuffins.

31:45

He put in my freezer and freezer pack them for me because

31:48

that's my favorite thing to have.

31:50

I'm like, if the apocalypse is coming and everything shutting

31:52

down, I need her to go out on a high note, literally

31:55

high with McMuffin. Yeah.

31:57

Anyway, stay away from egg mcmuffins

31:59

because, as you'll know, I'm sure they cause

32:02

damage and you don't need that in your life right now. No

32:04

other unsolicited life advice. Take

32:07

care of Julian. Thank you so much, guys

32:09

appreciate it. He was one of my

32:11

favorite callers. He was so likable. It's

32:14

some of these people that are really likable that just

32:16

needed to kind of recalibrate

32:18

their thinking. Yeah. I think a

32:20

lot of people also don't laugh a

32:23

lot. I think that's a thing because,

32:25

like, when I've gone through periods without laughing, I notice

32:27

it. I'm like, why aren't I laughing? Like when I'm not making

32:29

you know, I'm like being too serious or

32:32

I'm like, you know whatever. People in

32:34

their heads, taking things too seriously, taking

32:36

things too serious, and nothing's that serious like my And

32:39

this is actually a piece of advice that I gave you.

32:41

Way to toot your own horn. Well, one of the

32:43

first times I ever did it, I remember being so uncomfortable

32:46

trying to like, you know, open up personally. And you

32:48

were really upset about something. I can't remember what it was, and

32:50

basically it probably was.

32:52

And my aunt always would

32:55

ask me, is it really worth being mad over? If I called her with an

32:57

issue or if I was upset about something? And the answer

32:59

is almost always know, like when you're really

33:01

face to answer that. And so I did that to you one day. You

33:03

were upset about something, but you have to put it in perspective

33:05

is it really worth being mad over? And you totally

33:07

changed your outlook like, actually, no it's

33:10

not. So let's just like correct it and move on. Yeah,

33:12

it's so lame to be in a bad mood. Also, you know,

33:14

it's like just so not hot. It doesn't do

33:16

anything for anyone. Well, no,

33:19

no, it doesn't. It's not like anyone get

33:21

Yeah, well, let's see how this next

33:23

color is. Her name is Lacy. She's from

33:25

California. She is a child

33:27

sleep therapist, or maybe she can help you. Spee hard

33:30

and Adula. We need to put

33:33

two birds with one stone. I can have a baby

33:35

and sleep through the night. If you could sleep

33:38

through having the baby. Oh

33:40

well, I would rather sleep after the baby

33:42

is born. I would rather sleep through that. Well, my bell will

33:44

be taking over at that point, so will

33:46

though I really be taking over

33:48

at that point. She writes, Dear Chelsea,

33:50

I would like your advice. My girlfriend and I

33:53

plan to spend our future together and that means we would

33:55

like to get married. However, with both

33:57

of us being lesbians, feminine lesbians,

34:00

we don't really know how to propose. I

34:02

personally would like to be proposed to. However, she

34:04

also wants to be proposed to. How would

34:06

you suggest we go about this? Any ideas?

34:08

This is a quick fix. She's on

34:10

the phone. Okay, let's

34:13

see what's going on. Hi, Lacy Chelsea.

34:17

You're a feminine lesbian. I could see thank

34:20

you? Yes, Okay.

34:22

How long have you guys been together? We

34:26

met seven months ago

34:28

in the height of the pandemic. Well that

34:30

was good. I'm glad you guys were being safe during the pandemic.

34:33

Hooking up exactly.

34:37

And how's it been going. I mean seven months,

34:39

that's like, okay, so you

34:41

know you both know and committed.

34:44

Yes, yes, when you know, you know.

34:46

But I mean to put it simple, we

34:48

met at the beach in Santa Monica,

34:51

and the rest is history. So

34:54

there's a lot going on with the circumstances of

34:56

your meeting being at a beach during the pandemic.

34:58

But I'll support that's good. They were outside,

35:01

that's safe. That's one thing. We need to take you

35:03

to the beach to try and find you somebody. Yeah, six

35:05

ft apart, Yeah, six ft apart. They were just,

35:07

you know, finger blasting each other six ft apart

35:11

exactly. Yeah, Chelsea. I

35:13

think what you guys are like, you know, a modern couple.

35:15

I think you should just if you want to be proposed to and she

35:17

wants to be proposed to, I think you should have a conversation

35:19

and say, listen, I'm going to propose to you, and I want

35:21

you to propose to me, and let's plan on doing

35:24

that together. I mean, because otherwise

35:26

one person is going to do it and then the other person is going to be

35:29

let down right well correct,

35:31

But that's the conversation we've already had.

35:34

Oh yeah it oh it is mean. Yes,

35:37

So we need a good idea, Chelsea,

35:39

like an idea for the double proposal.

35:42

But are you going to be proposing at the same

35:44

time or rule one of you propose at

35:46

a certain time and the other person. See, that's what

35:49

I would do. That's my question, you guys, that's

35:51

a logistical that's a logistical question.

35:53

And sweetheart knows that. Sweetheart it does not know

35:55

anything about logistics. This is also

35:58

that's your department. This is a calm and problem

36:01

with gay couples. And this is something you can

36:03

ask, like who pays for dinner when you're both men? Are

36:05

both women? And the same thing for proposing? How

36:07

do you know who proposes to one another? Sometimes there's

36:09

a more dominant person in the relationship. Are

36:11

you the more dominant one? Well,

36:13

that is a good question. I think it's pretty equal.

36:16

That's why I'm having a hard time with this. So

36:19

what so what about you just going for it and

36:21

proposing like on your own and then I could

36:23

do that and then letting her just figure

36:25

out her own thing. So I do

36:28

it first? Yeah, like you want to do it?

36:30

Like, yeah, that's kind of it's kind of

36:32

hot to do it first anyway, right, Yeah,

36:35

yeah, it could be except for the possible repercussions

36:38

of that of the girlfriend being pissed. So what

36:41

you don't understand Did you agree? Did

36:43

you agree with you agree that you won't both

36:45

wanted to be proposed to, but you didn't agree that it had

36:47

to happen on this at the same time. Did they

36:50

okay? Because I'm like, miracle ear, we should

36:52

do an ad for miracle ear because I was like, did I fucking

36:54

miss something? Oh yeah, no, I

36:56

think you should. Then you should just go for it. Just proposed

36:59

to her and do it and like be like I

37:01

wanted to do it my way and I want you to do it

37:03

your way, and that way it gives her the room to, you

37:05

know, still do it right. It's exciting.

37:08

Congratulations. I'm so happy that you've

37:10

found somebody that you love this much

37:12

like I would love to find somebody that I was

37:14

that excited about. Maybe

37:18

you will keep telling you to become a late in life

37:20

lesbian. Everyone Everyone

37:22

is becoming lesbians. Everyone

37:26

something, Well, no, they are because they're sucking over

37:28

men. They're like, oh this is you. Guys

37:30

are so disappointing over and over and

37:32

over again, that we're just gonna start

37:34

going down on women. That's what

37:36

a lot of women are doing. And I might you're

37:39

right, who knows, you know what, I probably will end

37:41

up being a lesbian Okay,

37:44

I know. I just I'm like, I like men. I'm attracted

37:47

to men in a big way. I'm losing my attraction

37:49

to that slowly over

37:51

time, but I keep thinking that

37:53

there's gonna be some guy out there that I'm just

37:55

going to be really into, possibly

37:59

or up, and

38:01

we'll take you to the beach and we'll find you your lesbian

38:03

lover. Okay. My last piece

38:06

of advice on this, maybe you set a time

38:08

line or a time

38:10

frame that you if you do it first, then

38:12

she has, you know, three months to plan her

38:14

thing and do it that way, so that way you don't feel like you

38:17

both don't know when it's happening. Or maybe you set a

38:19

certain amount of time that you both agree on of

38:21

when the first person is allowed to or pull

38:23

a fucking straw, so you know, like then

38:25

it's fair who who gets to propose first.

38:28

But I definitely think I definitely

38:30

think you each setting up your own proposal so you

38:32

can do it your way, based on what

38:34

you know the other person would appreciate is

38:37

going to be the best experience for you

38:39

both. So you're saying, whoever

38:41

does it first. I'm saying that there's I

38:43

think she should just propose, like, just go

38:46

for it and fucking do it already. Okay,

38:48

yeah, be bold. I think

38:51

that's my advice. Let us know how it turns out.

38:53

Who who ends up proposing? Yeah,

38:55

sweetheart, Okay, yeah, I'm going to talk to my sweetheart

38:57

now because I'm you know, that was a confused

39:00

We have to work in concert. Well, we

39:02

have different perspectives on this because as a gay man, this is

39:04

a struggle that we all face. Okay, you're

39:06

never going to face that. You don't need to hear this part of the conversation.

39:08

We're going to say goodbye, Lacey, thank you, have

39:11

a great day. Bye bye,

39:13

sweetheart. Stop exposing everybody to our

39:16

dysfunctional sweetheart. I look like Nick Nalty.

39:18

I think your face looks great, looks very You look very glowy

39:21

today, do I? Yeah? Did you

39:23

use that empathy product? Yeah? Yeah, I use that new

39:25

hempathy product, and I was testing it out to see

39:27

if I like it on so far, I do. I hope more people

39:29

right in with cosmetic related questions because

39:32

that's my favorite topic. I know you love

39:34

to do you love to take care of your

39:36

skin anything, facials

39:38

and any sort of Yeah, a roma

39:40

therapy or you into a roma therapy. No, not so much

39:42

into that, but my candle therapy. Aroma

39:44

therapy just like smells, but it always smells like ship.

39:48

My favorite is when you think that I've had botox

39:50

and I have it. Yeah, your forehead looks like you've had a lot of

39:52

botox, and now, oh that's weird mobility.

39:55

So you have a little bit one of those like what are

39:57

those cavemen from the early times?

40:00

What are they called? Chocolate? Chocolate

40:03

chocolate? No, I'm not thinking

40:05

of that, but yeah, pro magnum chromagnum.

40:08

Yeah, you look a little bit chro magnum.

40:11

Then with your it's where like

40:13

it's a little cave man asked, It's

40:15

like where there you were, it's very full right here

40:17

in the brow. Yeah yeah.

40:19

And then with your middle part, like you look

40:21

like you could be, you know, half a palf man I'm

40:24

missing, like you could you could have come from that

40:27

line of you know, well we all did, so I

40:29

imagine there's gonna be not very smooth, but

40:32

well, but anyway, it's good to know that cave

40:34

men, we're getting botox. Also, it started

40:36

somewhere this would be a perfect time to insert our botox

40:38

commercial. We're just dishing

40:41

out this advice today and I feel like we're getting

40:43

through them very quickly. I love our callers

40:45

are so none of them are annoying, you

40:47

know. I mean, obviously somebody will be, but that's

40:50

everyone's so cool one

40:52

for sure. Oh yeah, yeah, I know, for

40:55

sure. I'm I'm waiting. Well. Our

40:57

next mission was actually a voice memo submitted

40:59

by Tina, and so if you would like to

41:01

send a voicemamil, you can do that as well. You can send

41:03

it to Dear Chelsea project at gmail

41:06

dot com if you don't have the time to call

41:08

in and send us a voice momo. I love a voice

41:10

mamo. Let's listen to what she has to say.

41:13

Dear Chelsea, I need your advice

41:16

and whether to remove my tattoos completely

41:18

off my body since they

41:20

suck, or repair the current

41:22

ones to look cooler instead

41:24

of the piece of ship I have. Yes,

41:26

I shouldn't have done it to begin with, but the damage

41:29

has been done and removing them

41:31

is very painful, with numerous

41:33

appointments and money. But I'll

41:36

do it if you pay and film the

41:38

horror promise. You're lesbian

41:40

tattoo friend Tina. Why

41:43

if I have to pay for her to get her tattoos removed

41:45

and then film it repaired.

41:49

I love that you gave me two options, removed

41:52

or repaired. I personally just

41:54

I'm not a fan of tattoos. No, I'm

41:56

a Jew, so it's like, it's not

41:58

that I follow anything else, like at anything about

42:00

religion about my own other

42:02

than trying to be a good person. You can't be buried

42:05

in a Jewish cemetery if you have tattoos. I

42:07

am not going to be wanting to be buried anyway.

42:09

Sweet. Actually, that's that's conversation

42:12

we need to have. Yeah, I want to be cremated,

42:14

and you can just throw me in the garbage. I do not want to

42:16

be cremated on the record. Do

42:18

not cremate me. You mean for the record,

42:20

for the record and on the record, Okay,

42:23

do not under any circumstance. I want to be buried

42:25

because I want to be brought back. I want there to

42:27

be some DNA left. You're

42:29

being ridiculous. I looked up being cry genically

42:31

frozen. There's a company in Arizona.

42:34

Okay. So how much does it cost? I

42:36

don't know, but you

42:39

have to have somebody handled the account. That's like

42:41

forty years young. I think it's a hundred and fifty

42:43

thousand. But there are two different options.

42:45

You can just have your head crygenically frozen,

42:48

in which case they would like implant your brain

42:50

into another body and then come back. Possibly you

42:52

come back a hundred years later. Yes,

42:56

I don't know about that. That would be really

42:58

scary. I got a tattoo while you were way and

43:00

I posted about it while I was in

43:02

my tattoo session, and you deemed me

43:05

immediately about

43:07

the tattoo. Were you disappointed that I had gotten

43:09

a time? I just was surprised. Well,

43:11

this is something else to know. More life

43:13

advice is sometimes your body refuses

43:16

the ink, which mine has done. Well, there

43:18

you go, so it has now faded into

43:20

Basically, maybe maybe I got

43:22

had the ink disappear with my power of thought. You

43:24

probably did out your tattoo. You wanted my body

43:27

to let go of the ink, letting

43:31

go, letting go. That's

43:33

a book everyone should read. You've given it away

43:35

to multiple people. Oh yeah, that's a great book by David

43:37

Hawkins. I read it like three times when I was in Whistler.

43:39

It's really good. So did we she on

43:41

her own? I mean, what are you thinking? Uh,

43:43

Tina, Yeah, it's not a decision for us

43:46

to make. I'm not going to pay for your tattoo removal.

43:48

I can't start paying for things when people

43:51

ask and right in because then that's what the show

43:53

would be and I'd have to do much

43:55

more than a podcast to sustain

43:58

it. But it's a decision

44:00

you're going to need to make, Sister, on your own, without

44:02

our help. You got yourself into this

44:05

mess, Now touch yourself out of it. Goodbye,

44:07

Tina. Okay,

44:09

it sounds like it's time for a breaky

44:12

breaky, breaky breaky. We'll be right

44:14

back. Okay,

44:17

Well, there was definitely abroad. It

44:19

seems like we didn't do very much heavy lifting

44:22

today, sweetheart. Let's be honest. No, but

44:24

those will come. Do you think if you weren't

44:27

a comedian that you would want

44:29

to do something with counseling or like, no,

44:32

if I weren't a comedian, what I would want to do is get

44:35

paid to watch television and sit

44:37

on my maybe psychology, I don't know, and

44:39

it would have to involve travel and sociology.

44:41

Maybe sociology, anthropology.

44:45

It's never too late to become an

44:47

anthropologist, Brendan, There's

44:50

always an option. Would you ever go to college?

44:53

Did you ever actually enroll if we

44:55

were filming it for like, you know, a documentary

44:58

series or something. Yeah, we've talked about toing

45:00

that before. We just haven't gotten around to it. Because

45:02

but I would Yeah, I'm interested in learning, and I'm

45:04

also would be interested in getting swept up in the social

45:06

aspects of college, just because I

45:08

would just I would totally

45:11

go, like, you know, join a sorority, become

45:13

the president and tell all these girls like how to fucking

45:15

you know, keep everyone in line and

45:18

like be bosses. I would love So I

45:20

would love to have that influence over a bunch of

45:22

eighteen year old girls, Are you kidding me? Like

45:24

they would be fucking cunts

45:26

by the time I got done with them, they'd

45:28

be ready to attack. So

45:30

yeah, I could see myself doing that. I don't

45:33

remember what happened with that. We were talking about it, but

45:35

then we never really got into it, so we'll we'll

45:37

revisit. Put that on your notes section. I

45:39

will bring up I will, I will, I will thank

45:41

you. Yeah, lightload today, lightlift, but

45:43

we'll see what happens next week. Do you feel like

45:45

that you have the qualifications

45:48

to continue advising people at this level?

45:50

I mean, I don't know that I'm qualified. I'm going to

45:53

keep doing it right, and that's

45:55

the important thing. I'm no

45:57

quitter, right, and quitters

45:59

never win. Good Night. If

46:01

you want any assistance with

46:04

your partner, your best friend,

46:07

really, anything, you can write into Dear

46:09

Chelsea Project at gmail dot com. Dear

46:11

Chelsea Project at gmail dot

46:13

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