In which the Fugulnari "advisors" impose strict restrictions on movement for all Humans on The Fairgrounds. Very literally. To increase efficiency and decrease unnecessary movement, all Humans must wear pedometers and walk no more than 4,000 steps per day. However, between shortening the length of the "day" to not quite four hours, and also increasing the amount of alcohol that must be in the drinks at The Electric Egg, their efficiency campaign proves hideously misguided. Meanwhile, after a group of Fugulnari bullies dognap Miss Sophie, H.F. and John B attempt what should be a classic daring vent-crawl rescue, as long as they use the correct vents and only get a little damp, rather than boiled alive.EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR"Benefits of a Classical Education"written by John Amirfeaturing

Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Tess

John Amir as John B

Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes

Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Grendvomix

Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Fugulnari BarflyChris Lee as Chip Frinkel

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps

Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Fugulnari Drinks Inspector

Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Prestorlix, Kwontz

with

Philip Cruise: Beaux Several, Vamternoox

Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie

Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Araggax, DoorDean Haspiel: Troncorblox, SallifrenixDavid Arthur Bachrach: Mortrinex, Patronizing Waiter, Friendly Phone Service, Bramthanox

Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, BluodinarxIan W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Fugulnari Heckler, Winston ChurchillBot, MartyRolls Andre: George ForemanBot

Linus Gelber: Todd, Martin LutherBot

Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge

Clara Francesca: DinorbiaxLeila Okafor: Fracottiverx

Fred Backus: Peter ThielBot

Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from StoryblocksWEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorksThank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

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