The dumb teenagers are back so bless us all!! This week, Erin watched Restless Virgins, a movie about...well...restless virgins. We talk about the hierarchy of bougie sports (white baseball caps win all), hideous sweaters, and what rich people

65: Tiger King: Even Lifetime Couldn't Write This Nonsense

Apr 1st, 2020 1h 39m

Today we talk about the Lifetime movie that should have been! We are talking Netflix’s Tiger King. Hear our dream casting for the inevitable movie, our opinions on this wild cast of characters, and comment on the MANY true crime’s that come to

64. Bond of Silence and a Pandemic of Idiots

Mar 25th, 2020 1h 9m

This week Erin watched Bond of Silence, a movie with a bunch of actors people will recognize, but none by name. We talk again about how stupid teenagers are, except this time, it turned deadly. Then Paul tells us the real story of the death of

63. Wisegal and How Donkey Kong Treats a Woman

Mar 18th, 2020 1h 15m

Surprise! It's another mob movie! This week Erin watched Wisegal, a movie about a badass woman in the mob who kicks ass, takes names, and is...not entirely real. Then Paul does a few shallow dives into the lives of some real badass mob ladies w

62. Prosecuting Casey Anthony and Weaponized Alligators

Mar 11th, 2020 1h 59m

We went long this week but I hope you don’t mind because this week is Casey Anthony, and we have FEELINGS. Rob Lowe is back to prosecute Casey Anthony in the Lifetime Movie, and Nancy Grace is there to scream “TOT MOM” repeatedly. Then we rage

61. I Am Elizabeth Smart and A Very Warren Jeffs Kidnapping

Mar 4th, 2020 1h 22m

Nobody dies this week! Erin watched I Am Elizabeth Smart and we wax poetic about how incredible Elizabeth Smart is. Then Paul tells us the real story of her kidnap, rescue and all of the amazing things she’s done since then.Follow us!!Instagram

60. Drew Peterson: Untouchable and Rob Lowe Unplugs

Feb 26th, 2020 1h 24m

This week, we question our decisions and wonder why we do this to ourselves again. Join us as Erin talks about Drew Peterson: Untouchable and how Lifetime doesn't understand common idioms. Then listen as Paul tells us the real story. As a bonus

59. Chris Watts: Confessions of a Killer and Beautiful, Fragile Masculinity

Feb 19th, 2020 1h 28m

Gather 'round! We have recovered enough to talk about Chris Watts and we have FEELINGS. Erin recaps Chris Watts: Confessions of a Killer, then Paul fills us in on the real, devastating case of this family annihilator. To summarize, Chris Watt

58. Neighbor in the Window and A Cat with Six Boobs

Feb 12th, 2020 1h 45m

It's Oscars night so join us to talk about a Lifetime movie!! This week Erin watched The Neighbor in the Window. This one is peak Lifetime, AND, nobody dies! We talk about the number of red flags needed to say "we probably shouldn't buy this ho

57: Poisoned Love and Our Patron Saint, Jon Hamm

Feb 5th, 2020 1h 30m

Erin has the flu so come listen to her try to fever dream her way through this one. This week, Erin watched Poisoned Love: The Stacey Castor Story. We talk about anti-freeze vs. anti-free vs. Apple martinis and why if you should always beware i

56. Outlaw Prophet and the President's Red Suburban

Jan 29th, 2020 1h 14m

This week we bring you one from the archives! Paul and Erin do a switcheroo too! Paul tells us all about the movie Outlaw Prophet, the story of Warren Jeffs, prophet of the FLDS, and President of the United States (according to his followers).

55. Stolen by My Mother and The Well-Coordinated Church

Jan 22nd, 2020 2h 1m

This week is a real downer. Erin watched Stolen By My Mother, a very sad story with no good guys and a ton of victims. We talk about how to spot a kidnapping nurse, well coordinated churches, and a guy named Oskie (for real). Then Paul tells us

54. Getting Gotti and Willy Wonka's Frat House

Jan 15th, 2020 1h 25m

It’s John Gotti 2.0! Erin watched "Getting Gotti," and unlike "My Father’s Daughter," John Gotti has ZERO redeeming qualities in this one. We talk Mob initiation rituals, how armored trucks work, and the noisiest trial that ever occurred. Then

53. Amanda Knox and We're 1 Year Old!

Jan 8th, 2020 1h 59m

It's our anniversary and boy did we save a good one for you! This week Erin watched Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy. She expresses her deep displeasure with yellow scarves, the monniker "Foxy Knoxy", and the Italian justice system. Then P

52. Menendez Blood Brothers and Lucille's Balls

Jan 1st, 2020 1h 13m

We’re back on our murder bullshit this week! Start the new year off with a bang...or 15 of them! Erin watched Menendez: Blood Brothers in which Courtney Love plays a ghost. If that doesn’t draw you in, make a doctors appointment because you mig

51. A Christmas Gift From Us

Dec 25th, 2019 1h 34m

It’s a Christmas spectacular!!! No murder this week, instead we talk about a couple of Lifetime Christmas movies! First though, Paul tells us about his pants falling down in his yard. You don’t want to miss that one. Then Erin tells us about Tw

50. She Made Them Do It and Friends, but with Orange Jumpsuits

Dec 18th, 2019 1h 23m

49. Midwest Obsession and the Cow Print Convertible

Dec 11th, 2019 1h 28m

This week’s episode is brought to you by...COWS! Erin watched Midwest Obsession, or Beauty’s Revenge (depending on who you ask) a movie about a beauty queen with a pink car and a knack for murder. Then Paul tells us the true story of the murder

48. New York Prison Break and That's Not How You Wave

Dec 4th, 2019 1h 33m

Another week, another hot mess! This week, Erin watched New York Prison Break: The Seduction of Joyce Mitchell, starring pod favorite, Penelope Ann Miller as a prison employee who leaves her perfectly normal husband in favor of 2 sadistic murde

47. Robert Durst and The Inspiration for Dear Prudence

Nov 27th, 2019 1h 57m

This week we talk about Erin's favorite case! It's got drag! It's got people stealing from the grocery store while also carrying more cash than we've ever seen! It's even got a little bit of Texas! This week, Erin watched The Lost Wife of Rober

46. Taken in Broad Daylight and You Don't Have to Take My Word For It

Nov 20th, 2019 1h 6m

This week's movie was a bust. You'd think with James Van Der Beek, and Levar Burton Lifetime could have done a better job! Erin watched Taken in Broad Daylight, the story of Anne Sluti who was kidnapped by Dawson Leary and rescued by the host o

45. Beautiful & Twisted and A Lot of Million Dollars

Nov 13th, 2019 1h 30m

Buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride! This week Erin watched THE BEST MOVIE EVER, Beautiful & Twisted. It has strippers, it has BDSM, it has Batman, it has drugs, it even has 4 actors that Paul has heard of! And not one, but two grues

44. No One Would Tell and Freaky Time Tips

Nov 6th, 2019 1h 7m

IT’S CCB WEEK Y’ALL!! This week Erin watched “No One Would Tell” a movie in which a high school aged Candace Cameron (not yet) Bure is murdered by...Kevin Arnold from the Wonder Years?? It’s a 90’s themed wild ride, so buckle up! Then Paul tell

43. Murder in the Hamptons and The Girl Child, Schmaschmexa

Oct 30th, 2019 1h 47m

TW: Turn off your Alexa for this one!! This week we celebrate the beginning of It's A Wonderful Lifetime and Countdown to Christmas by covering an incredibly depressing movie/case. Erin watched Murder in the Hamptons and we talk about how gossi

42. Scared Silent and We All Hate Flowered Shorts

Oct 23rd, 2019 1h 18m

This week, Erin watched Scared Silent, a movie that has all of her least favorite plot points. Terrible police work ✅ multiple sexual assaults ✅ and a dead dog ✅. This movie is set in Minnesota where there is exactly one (1) police officer that