In this Crazy Episode, Curtis Discusses...Well...Nothing!
Sounds Crazy? That's Because it is!
Warning: It's CRAZY!!!
 
Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
 
TRANSCRIPT:
Robot:
Mayday! Mayday! Crazy Overload! Crazy Overload! Mayday! Mayday! Crazy Overload! Crazy Overloaaaaaaaaad (Explosion Sound Effect)

Curtis:
Hello and Welcome Back to a. Crazy Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
 I am the Crazy Host, Curtis Elton!  So Crazy, I have Now Said "Crazy!" 2 Times!  No 3 Times! 4 Times! No 5, 6, 7, 8! So Many Times, it Just Drives me...You Guessed it...Aye Caramba!
Ay-eye-eye!
Anyway, Let's get Back to the Show!  My Show! Not that Show! Not That Show! But My Show!
You Know! The Show that is a Mixture ofÂ
(Makes Sound Effects of Flicking Lips up and Down with Finger, then Clicking, Then Says
"Cuckoo Cuckoo", Followed by Horse Impression,  then Bird Impression Saying "Caw-Caw", and then Says "Crazy")
And Everything Else in the World Stuffed into an Itsy-Bitsy Tiny little 2 Minute Show!
Now you know What Show I'm Talking about...Let's get Back to it!

Random Audience Member:
Uh...I have a Question. What Show are you Talking About?

Curtis:
Come On! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Now for the 2nd Time, Let's get Back to the. Show!
I've said it Before and I'll say it Again! I Have no Idea what I'm going to be. Speaking about Today!
This is Deja Vu all Over Again!
Anyway, Back to the Show! Wait a Minute! I Just said that! You know what That means!
That is another Deja Vu all Over Again!
Anyway for the First Time in 5 Months, I did Exercise!
Why am I telling you this? Why Not?!
Now that I have told you Everything that is New with me, That means that I;'m about to Say Thank. you for Listening to Another Crazy Episode of Listen! Listen!  Listen!
Wait! Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait a Second! Where is Everybody Going?
Oh Yeah, it's the End of this Episode!
Anyway, Don't forget to Come Back Next Time!
Bubye I'm Outta Here!

Robot:
Craziness Diffused!

Curtis:
Until Next Time!

Robot:
Wait, Who's that!

Curtis:
I'm Crazy!