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Guess What?! - Episode 24

Guess What?! - Episode 24

Released Thursday, 18th June 2020
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Guess What?! - Episode 24

Guess What?! - Episode 24

Guess What?! - Episode 24

Guess What?! - Episode 24

Thursday, 18th June 2020
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Guess What? That’s Right! This Episode has it All!
A Very Long Introduction! Non-Stop Completely Nonsense Talking! Many Random Voices! And a Very Annoying Phone Call!
Don’t Believe Me? Take a Listen

Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!

TRANSCRIPT:
Curtis:
(On the Phone)
And I was Like “Why Would you even Do That” And They were Like:
“Come On! Come On! Why Would You do That?” And then I was Like:
“Me?! I Thought we were Discussing you.” And (Stops Suddenly)
Wait! Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait a Second! Wait! Come On! Come On! Come On!
Wait a Second! Can you Just Wait?! Hold your Horses! (Horse Impression) Neigh! 
I Said Wait! Thank You!
I’ve Been Trying to tell you that I’m Getting Another Call and I’ll have to Call you back Later Ok?! Great. Fabulous! Ok, Bubye!
Hi! What do you Want? Oh it’s Recording?!
Well Anyway, Lights! Camera! What’s That?! It’s a Podcast and Not a Video?!
Well Anyway! (Holds “Anyway” for a Second)
(In a Tune) Anyway, Anyway, Anyway, Hoo Hoo, Anyway Anyway, Way(Stops Suddenly)
Sorry! I Get Distracted Sometimes! Eh Never Mind!
Well Anyway Action!
And as I’m Improvising, Every Action Must have a Reaction so
Action!
Cut!
Action!
Cut!
Action! I Said Action!
Cut! Cut!
Action!
Cut! I Said Cut!
Action!
Come On! You Know What?! Rules were Meant to be Broken so Action!
(Impression of  Person saying “Cut” Speaking with Mouth Covered)
(Nelson Impression)
Ha! Ha!
(French Impression)
(Kisses) Magnifique!

Now let’s Finally Start this Show!
Hello and Welcome back to the Show that Makes you Listen! Listen! Listen! Called ‘Listen! Listen! Listen!’ I Am Your Host, Curtis Elton and Guess What?!
Yes, One of You Two!
Eenie, Meenie, Minie Mo. Catch a Tiger by the Toe.
Oh that Sounds Painful! Eh!
Eenie, Meenie, Minie ME! That’s Right, I Pick Me!
Why?! You Ask! Cause there is Nobody Else Here!
So Why would I Go Eenie, Meenie, Minie Me?
I Have No Idea! All I Can tell You is:
Welcome to the Show! How Nice it is of You to Finally Join Us!
Now What did I Have to Say?! Oh Yeah!
Now if I Rewind the Tapes!
(Rewind Sound Effect)
How do you Control this Thing?! Oh! And Play!
Guess What?! For the First Time in Not 1! Not 2! Not 4! Not 7! Not 8! Not 9! Nein! Not Heisin! But in 3 Months...I, Yes Me, Went Outside! And it was Fabulous!
Now I Have Officially Discussed the 1 Thing I Wanted to Tell you This Episode!
So in That Case, Thank You for Listening to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!
I Have a Call to Make so Bubye to All of you! I’m Outta Here!
(Phone Dial Sound Effect)
(On the Phone)
Hi! It’s Me Again! Where Was I? Oh Yeah!
And I Was Like, “Oh My Goodness!”, and then They Came Over and They were Like “Oh My Goodness!” and Then I Said! (Stops Abruptly)
Oh, What’s That? Someone’s Calling You? (Ned Flanders’s Impression) Well Okily Dokily! Bubye!

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