Grab your Affordabuddy (TM) and get ready to ruuummmmble!

This episode is not explicit.

Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9; performed by Hannah McIver

Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9.

Hannah is a Northern actor/singer who would love to do more voiceover work alongside performing. During these crazy times Hannah stays sane by keeping creative. Find her on Twitter @hanmciver

https://oz-9.com

TRANSCRIPT

Attention TawdryMart shoppers,
It’s Tuesday at 2 PM, and you know what that means. Grab your Affordabuddy — TM — and get ready to rumble. Today’s two-for-one free-for-all is in the meat section. We have a 30-pack of Uncle Danny’s Might-Be Meat- hang on. [pause] Sorry, Mighty Meat Sausages at half price, and the Affordabuddies who make it there first- OY! Caped Couponers, back behind the line and wait for the bell! The affordabuddies who make it to the freezer first get one pack free and the pick of the litter. Are you rrrrrready? [bell]


Music: “Such a swinging good time” by Neil Cross, Storyblocks"