In this episode we hear many of the talented actors you would have heard over the previous episodes of Little Fictions. This is a radio play adapted from Melbourne writer Eddie Berger's quirky short fiction of the same name originally published by Spineless Wonders in the anthology, Crime Scenes. The play was recorded at Sydney's Haymarket Library as part of the "Late Night Library Series" 2017.

Warning: this episode does contain some colourful language.

Presenter: Ella Watson-RussellTheme tune written and performed by Annie VidlerProducer: Bronwyn Mehan