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Now, on
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to the show. This
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is Ria. Welcome to Little
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Stories for Tiny People. So
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a lot has been going on in
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my studio lately. I installed
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a little shelf where I
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keep my assortment of lizard
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figurines. After a solid
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two years, I decided to
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take down the candle given
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to me by my worm
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friend, Giselle. I just
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got tired of my studio smelling
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of compost. Oh, and I've
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received a number of requests
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from the studio spiders. The
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ones who reside comfortably, too
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comfortably, in the uppermost
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corners of my studio.
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They've been asking, actually
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rudely demanding, more spiders in
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the stories. Now, not every
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story calls for a spider.
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You can't just stick them
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into any old plot you
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want. But I figured I'd
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throw them a bone. Or
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a mosquito. Or whatever. There is,
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in fact, a spider
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featured in this story.
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Let's get to it. It's
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called Lorna and the
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Forgiveness Fairy. Take
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it away, Cece. Remember, there
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are no pictures. You have
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to imagine the pictures in
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your mind. You can imagine
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them however you want. Okay,
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here we go. Lorna,
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a rust brown tortoise, wearing
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a burnt orange silk scarf
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around her neck, having just
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returned from a walk around
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Wormish Pond, discovered her throat
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was parched. I'll have some
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juice, she decided. Lorna plotted
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to where she kept her
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bottle of cranberry juice in
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the kitchen, but it
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wasn't there. That's strange.
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I bought it yesterday.
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Lorna felt the unmistakable pitter
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pats of Eugenie, her spider,
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on top of her head.
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Eugenie, do you have any
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idea where the juice got
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to? Juice? Eugenie
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scurried around as she did when
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she was nervous. Eugenie,
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is everything okay? Uh,
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I'm fine. Just practicing my
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new dance routine. With no
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juice to drink, Lorna
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set the kettle to boil. How
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odd, she muttered, withdrawing
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her tea tin from the cupboard. The
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lid of the tin was missing.
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She scowled. Her
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tea could lose its potency.
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Eugenie, do you know anything about the
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lid of my Lorna was
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interrupted by the sound of
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a letter falling into the mailbox. We
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have a letter, Eugenie cried from
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atop Lorna's head. Lorna
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plotted to the door and pulled
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it open to reveal. a
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lovely summer day. It was
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so beautiful outside, Lorna nearly
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forgot about the letter. Eugenie
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reminded her, Do you think it's for me?
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I hope it's for me. Lorna
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tore open the envelope and
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withdrew a card with delicate,
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looping handwriting. Her eyes
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went straight to the
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bottom as she thought.
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It was from a tortoise
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named Felicity. Lorna couldn't help
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but hear Felicity's voice as
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she skimmed the rest of it. Celebrate
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summer at my place
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tonight. What time, sunset,
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would you bring yourself
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all mosquito burgers and
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fruit salad? Cliff is
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bringing his harpsichord and
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Rosalee might do a
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poetry reading. Lorna stared
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at the invitation for a
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long minute. Eugenie,
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having read the card from
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her perch and Lorna's head, was
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beside herself. A party? I'm so
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excited. Lorna stood in her doorway,
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straddling the gorgeous summer day
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on one side and
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her peaceful cottage on the other. What
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should I wear? Oh, I
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get to weave myself a new outfit. Lorna
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held up the invitation in
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the mid-morning sunlight.
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Then she
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tore the invitation in half. Lorna,
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she turned, trudged
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back into her little cottage
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and tossed the pieces into
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the trash can just
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as her kettle began
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to whistle. And
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another thing. Don't you want me to
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be popular? If I miss
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too many parties, spiders might start to
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wonder. Or worse, they'll
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forget all about me. I'll be
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a memory fading away. I can't
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go to Felicity's party. Lorna
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said, sipping her juniper leaf
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tea, not anymore, make
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Chris and his herbs
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a gourd. Lorna's mind
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flashed to the memory of
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a rising home, just
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as Felicity's pet rabbit,
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Elmer, swallowed the
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last of Lorna's hibiscus flowers,
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the ones that were to
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be her ticket to the
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annual Wirmish Pond's flower expo.
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She hurt me. Lorna?
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Eugenie cried, scuttling around Lorna's
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head. That was six months
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ago. Lorna sighed and
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set down her cup by the sink. She
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retrieved her watering pail and crossed
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the floor of her tiny cottage.
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She had one window, the sill
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of which served as a place
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for the seedlings she coaxed to
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life before planting them in her
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garden outside. She touched
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the soil, dry. She
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watered the little pond and opened
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the curtain to let the sun
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in. That's when
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she heard someone outside.
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Woe is me, woe
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is me, woe,
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so very much woe. Lorna
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set down her pail. I
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am but a woe-filled
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turtle in need
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of highly specific assistance
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of a complex nature.
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Eugenie crawled down Lorna's
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face until she was
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dangling in front of her
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eyeball. Lorna, do something. Oh,
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me, oh, my. Lorna
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went to the door. Inside
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her cottage was a turtle,
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hovering in mid-air. She
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had wings on her back that
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seemed to twinkle as if enchanted.
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Presently, the diminutive turtle
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used those wings to zip
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through Lorna's doorway. Hey, what
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a delightful little cottage, the
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turtle said, hovering in the
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air. Lorna, what happened
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to the woe? Indeed,
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this mysterious flying turtle
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no longer appeared to
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be filled with anguish.
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She looked positively exuberant.
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Um, hi. Who
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are you? Why were you
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sobbing outside my door? I
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had to see if you'd come to the
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aid of a weeping stranger. If
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not, there'd be no reason for me
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to come here. A futile effort, as
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they say. But you did, so
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there's at least something to
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work with. Lorna, what's happening?
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Sorry, who are you? Allow
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me to explain. On
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Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, from 7.02 to 3.41,
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I'm the no fairy. Tuesdays,
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I'm the speak up fairy.
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Fridays, I'm the fairness fairy.
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Every third Thursday evening, I fill
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in as the interpretive dance fairy.
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It's a little, well, structureless
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for my taste. A
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thoughtful look crossed the fairy's
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face. But today for you,
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my dear, I'm the forgiveness
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fairy. You can call me
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Nobilina, your new BFF. I'm
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here to teach you how
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to forgive. I
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thought I was your BFF. Lorna
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stared at this brightly
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turtle. Then,
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before overthinking it, she
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grabbed her broom from the closet and
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swatted at the fairy. What
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are you? These are expensive glasses.
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You do not want to... Until
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she was out the door.
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Lorna closed it with a huff. Lorna,
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was that really a good idea?
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Let me guess, Nobolina
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said as she whizzed through the
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open window. Hey, Lorna
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cried, her eyes wider than
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ever. Let me
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guess, you know full well how
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to forgive. In fact,
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you wrote the book on forgiveness.
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It's called The Art of
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Forgiveness by Lorna Jane Tortis.
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Wait, how do you know
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my name? My
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first name? My middle
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name is not Jane. Nobolina
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dusted herself off as she
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hovered out of reach of
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Lorna's broom. You came
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on my radar in mid-winter when
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I learned that you'd held a
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grudge against your sister for
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borrowing a caterpillar print cardigan and
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shrinking it in the dryer until
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it was the proper size for
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a hermit grab. I've been checking
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in on you ever since. Hoping
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you'd make progress on
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your own so I could
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cross you off my list. That
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cardigan had moths on it, Lorna muttered.
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But just a few minutes ago, the
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sensor I installed in the bottom
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of your trash can alerted me
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to your ongoing lack of forgiveness
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towards Felicia. Felicity, Lorna
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said before she could stop
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herself. Oh, you
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admit it. That's rare, I
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have to tell you. Usually
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it's like pulling toenails. Hold
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on, Lorna said, stretching out her neck.
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You put a sensor in my trash can?
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Now I don't usually
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work with Tortises, Nobolina
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went on, untroubled. But
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I'm making an exception
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since you are such
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a severe case. With your
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vicious destruction of that
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charming invitation, you racked
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up, Nobolina stared upwards
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Doing arithmetic. Forgive
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niceness points In just three
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months, Who are now? you're
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in trouble? Hush Eugenie, Who
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are you muttering to. Know
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the Lena said fluttering closer.
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Dear me Lorna, I do
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believe there is a spider
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on your head. Don't move.
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I'll get it. No Billie
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Now billing and a glittering
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fly swatter appeared in her
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foot. She made a beeline.
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For lower in his head
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Lorna bad as her away
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This is Eugenie. She's my
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pet side Eugenie corrected know
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billionaire Stopped short in mid
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air. She. Blinked strongly.
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once more and to
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fly swatter disappeared in
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a sparkly pass. The
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same is Eugenie is
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is. That you are
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a grasshopper. Eugenie. Scowled
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Grasshoppers for her least
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favorite snack. But. Then.
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Her. Little mind landed on
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the words say miss
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you je ne se
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me oh yes I've
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heard all about you
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and your and say
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oh my answer. Litter
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and can I am. Hold
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on a second. Lorna said
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ceiling is though this situation
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was getting away from her.
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Look, know thou, whatever your
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name is no Billie, know
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it's a liter of he
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is remembered name's Luna. Lorna
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crossed her feet over her
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chest. You need to leave
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that I'm here to. I
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heard you. The thing is,
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I know how to forgive
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know the Lena's eyes gleaned
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as she zipped through the
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air. so I listened right
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about your book. Then next.
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You know full well how to forgive
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my work is done. Maybe I can
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get in a last minute an appointment
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with my shell decorator lower know he's
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just. Hi Release! She couldn't
14:01
wait to have this ridiculous
14:03
flying turtle out of her
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little caught. She doesn't know
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how. Lower in his heart.
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Tripped. Over it says. At
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the sound of her spiders
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voice Eugenie know billion us
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doesn't made zip she flew
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to Eugenie side and pocket
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her head. Insulin Curiosity
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My D or
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Eugenie same as
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Eugenie. Town
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know Billie know everything. There.
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Is so much more
14:42
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