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This. Is Rhea welcome to
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little stories for a tiny
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people are story today is
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about a rabbit unheard very
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first day at her new
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job at Forest Marked. It's
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a place you might have
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heard mentioned before and now
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you get to see it
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for yourself. It's. Called
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Welcome to Forest Mart. Take
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it away Oliver Remember there
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are no pictures that to
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imagine The pictures in your
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mind you can imagine them
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how ever you what? Okay,
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let's. Go. Welcome
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the Fi mark. The after
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exciting special day B Hot
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guy can now buy one
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get one free. That perfect
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far been can make your
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beat of t fear than
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ever and we've got another
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Fail and know Eat Spray
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The perfect way for a
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can make themselves caved. Unappetizing
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Find both in I'll Kill
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Clover G Rabbit Hopped through
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the automatic doors of Forest
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Mart and smiled at the
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mouse who perched. On a
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stool greeting each and every
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single customer who entered. Welcome
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to far as smart were
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woodland wonders await. Welcome New
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Forest marked So happy to
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have you here Today Clover
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approached the mouse. Hello
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may help you today.
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Is my first day of work.
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I was told to report to
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their the Service desk Yes right
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over there. I'm Sweet Tail and
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the you are Clover. Welcome
2:00
to the Forest Mart team, Clover.
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You are going to love working
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here. Mostly.
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Thank you." Clover
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nodded to Sweet Tail
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and headed to the service desk, taking
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in her surroundings as she
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went. Forest Mart
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was located in the deepest part
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of the woods. It
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had fencing around the perimeter,
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but it was open to the trees and
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to the sky above. There
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were rows and rows of products. Acorns,
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pools, furniture, tree
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decor. Music
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filtered down from little speakers
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attached to large trees
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throughout the store. Occasionally,
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an employee's voice interrupted
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the music with an announcement.
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Bob, we have an OBA
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in aisle 8. Bob,
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OBA in aisle 8. Or
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a special offer. Don't miss today's
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special sale on Tree Bark Jerky.
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Make your way to the dry
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delicacies counter to take one home
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in your paws today. You
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name it, Forest Mart had it.
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Like everyone else in the forest, Clover
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had been there more than a few
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times. She'd never expected
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to work there. She'd
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wanted to work somewhere small,
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manageable. But every time she found
3:28
a job at such a place,
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it never worked out. As
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she waited at the service desk, her
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mind drifted to the jobs
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she'd held over the last
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year and how they'd come to
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an end. Clover, so
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glad I reached you. Look,
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um, you don't need to
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come into work today. Oh,
3:51
okay. Or
3:53
ever. Wait, what? Remember
3:55
when I mentioned that we had a
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tiny, probably super... My
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Boll Weevil problem? Yes,
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he made it a
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downplaying yet fairly desert
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for every. Will be
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closing his stories permanently.
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Oh hey, Josh Clover,
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I have to go
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Fred. It knocked over
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the tower. A porcelain
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cups again. Oh case,
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by closer you're here.
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Yes my sisters today.
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Row Helio was supposed
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to call you. Look.
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We've had a good run
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here at nibbled elegance and
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upscale secondhand rodent tix. edo
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shop but but won't? Looks
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like we're going to have
4:41
to close their doors and
4:43
never open them. I don't
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understand. There was a cuff
4:48
links incident involving. Clover.
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Was startled out of her
4:53
reverie. She. Looked down to
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see she'd knocked over a
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mug perched on the service
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desk. It lay on
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the ground, splintered into shards,
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A white liquid see out
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his it clover. Mind raced
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she had always been clumsy
5:11
when she was nervous. Can
5:13
not lose this job. I
5:15
can not lose his job.
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The broken mug with behind
5:20
the. Desk out his say.
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Clover. Considered trying to clean
5:25
it up, but sorry to
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keep you waiting. Clover is
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it. A tall prairie
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dog with bottle green glass
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is peered down at her.
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I'm Rhonda, your supervisor The
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Perry dog said extending a
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paw all business. Clover sought
5:43
to a cells as they
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shook. Pause, Get on. Rhonda
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said, let's get you your
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vest. Clover took the last
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glimpse said the broken mug.
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Decided there was no point
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in drawing further attention to
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it. The followed her
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new supervisor. Just.
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Try to strings and assign.
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Yeah, that's right. From under
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helped clover into a neon
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orange. There in the employee
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break room located in a
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tree hollow, Clover appeared. At
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the name on the vast reading
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it upside down her true to
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his ass didn't come in yet.
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Okay, Next, Rhonda showed Clover
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how the clock in for
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each shift is. take your
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employee guard here and holding
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out for Marvin to punch.
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A plump, durable wearing a
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tiny neon orange zest sat
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inside a little boost that
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had a slot just wide
6:44
enough. For closures card to sit.
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Through she pushes into the
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slot and the Marvin the
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Durable shot down on it
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with his enormous front teeth.
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Then he nudged it back
6:57
through the slot and the
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clover caught it before Cel.
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there were two need marks
7:04
on her card. You're on
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the clock! Congrats Rhonda Said,
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taking Clovers card from her
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and slipping it inside a
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little suit. Ah Thanks Marvin!
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Marvin smiled. And nodded
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to Clover Parker. Gertrude.
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Rhonda. Said Clover on
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a tour of the
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store. Their first stop
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was I'll One which
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Clover gathered was focused
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on three de Corps
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there were a chandelier
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is made of while
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Nutshells, glittery stickers marketed
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as spider Decor and
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countless would any signs
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with messages like Hibernation
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Station, Liz Last Burrow,
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and The Ever. Popular
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home is where the acorn
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their stash Tehran to pay
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their bob bob A scout
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ground. wearing a neon
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orange vest, stood on the
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fourth step of a ladder,
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reorganizing a shelf filled with
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cans of whisker oil. Bob,
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this is Clover. It's her
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first day with us. Bob
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looked down and gave Clover
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a broad smile. Hey
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there, welcome to- Bob,
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we have an OBA in aisle 8.
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Bob, OBA in aisle
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8. Ah, twice already
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today. See you later,
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Rhonda. Nice to meet you,
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Chloe. Um, it's Clove but
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Bob was gone. Clover hurried
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behind Rhonda as she speedwalked
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towards the next aisle. Um,
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Rhonda? What does OBA
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mean? Oh yes, you'll
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be hearing that a lot. Overcome
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by acorns. Aisle 8
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is kind of a disaster. It's where
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we keep all the loose acorns and
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they, well, they avalanche at least
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twice a day. Avalanche?
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Trust me, I've tried to get management
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to come up with a different system.
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Honestly, I think they like the drama of it
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all. Plus, we've gotten a few
9:11
reporters out here covering it, so I guess
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it's good for publicity. I'm
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here at Forest Mart investigating the
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frequent avalanching of acorns in aisle
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8. With me is
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a witness, Edith Squirrel, who says
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the avalanche came unexpectedly as she
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was collecting acorns for a pie.
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It would have been a delicious pie.
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It was my grandmother's
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recipe. First, you
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must soak the acorns
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for three days. Then,
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you sun dry them, Auné. Edith,
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can you tell us about the
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avalanche itself and Forest Mart's response
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to it? Well, it took
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me by surprise. It certainly did.
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I nearly twisted my
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ankle. That's for sure. A
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groundhog appeared to clean it up.
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Just for me. Then Clover
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spotted a startling creature at the
10:03
end of the aisle. It
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was a hairless cat, completely
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hairless, working on
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a display. ACJ,
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Rhonda said. CJ
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turned to regard them both.
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Clover looked at the display he
10:20
was creating. It was
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an enormous tower of bottles. Hi
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Rhonda, he said, glancing
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at Clover but saying nothing
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further. He turned back to
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his work. CJ, this
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is Clover. It's her first day
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on the team. CJ
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turned back, looking like he'd
10:41
rather do anything besides give
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Clover a warm welcome. He
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peered at the name on Clover's
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vest. Welcome to
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Forest Mart, Gertrude. Clover,
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Rhonda said, arching a
10:56
brow. Right,
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Clover. Uh,
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hey Rhonda. I left my
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morning mug of milk on the service desk
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for two minutes today.
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And when I got back, it was gone. You
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know anything about that? Clover
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knew something about that. She
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gulped. I don't know
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CJ. I've seen a lot
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of things today. Rhonda said, giving him a
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wave. CJ flashed
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a suspicious look at Clover
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and turned back to his work. Rhonda
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gestured with a paw up and
11:33
down the aisle. So
11:35
this aisle is spices, hot
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sauces, and sauces. Anytime
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anyone is looking for a dressing, anything like
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that, they can find it here. We
11:44
have every spice you could think of, but they
11:46
can be a little difficult to find. You
11:49
can go by the tap. Next, they
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visited the returns booth. A
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spider was on the desk inside
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the booth and Clover reflexively put
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out a paw. to
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clear it away, but Rhonda
12:03
stopped her. That's Cheryl. She
12:05
works returns. Hey
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Cheryl. Hi Rhonda. Hello there.
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Cheryl said nodding to them
12:12
both. This is Clover.
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It's her first day. Why don't
12:16
you tell her how returns work?
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Of course. The truth is
12:21
we take almost anything as a
12:23
return. One time we had
12:25
a wombat bring back a shoe he had
12:27
burnt to a crisp. We
12:29
didn't actually take that one, but pretty
12:31
much everything else. Cheryl
12:33
explained a few more details
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about returns. They can get
12:37
a bag of acorns, a
12:39
replacement, or store credit. Then
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Rhonda led Clover away. Thanks
12:44
Cheryl. No problem. Once they
12:46
were out of earshot, Clover
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turned to Rhonda. So
12:52
Rhonda I was wondering
12:54
about. Well, let
12:56
me guess. CJ? Yes. About
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his milk,
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Clover began. But
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Rhonda cut her off with a wave
13:06
of her paw. He is hairless.
13:08
Oh, I
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mean harmless. Now
13:12
this, this is
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my favorite aisle. There
13:16
was a twinkle in Rhonda's eyes
13:18
as she looked up and down
13:21
the rows and rows of glass
13:23
jars. Clover peered
13:25
at them squinting. Are those
13:28
pickles? Like I
13:30
said, my favorite aisle.
13:32
Thousands of pickle jars sat
13:35
neatly on the wooden shelves. There
13:37
were all different colors. An enormous
13:40
raven sat on the top shelf,
13:42
seemingly trying to open a jar.
13:45
Hey, get out
13:47
of there. Clover watched wide
13:49
eyed as Rhonda scampered over
13:51
and scrambled up the shelves.
13:54
She batted at the raven with
13:56
a paw while speaking into her
13:58
walkie talkie. Bye. Bob, we've
14:01
got another raven opening pickle jars.
14:03
Be right there, Rhonda. The
14:06
raven, only faintly bothered by
14:08
Rhonda's paw swipes, fluttered several
14:10
yards away and got to
14:12
work on a different jar.
14:15
Rhonda clambered down from the
14:18
shelf, scowling. You wouldn't believe
14:20
what we go through with the ravens. She
14:22
collected herself and left the raven
14:24
to be dealt with by Bob,
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stacking clover through the rest of
14:29
the pickle aisle. You've got your
14:32
carrot pickles, beet pickles, mushroom pickles,
14:34
snail pickles, beetle pickles, pickled tree
14:36
roots, pickled shrub roots. As Rhonda
14:39
continued listing the pickle varieties, clover's
14:42
mind wandered. From
14:44
now on, she'd get to
14:46
spend every day stacking shelves,
14:49
helping customers find items
14:51
and other duties at
14:53
this magnificent store. She'd
14:55
open a new chapter in
14:58
an entirely new book. She
15:00
watched as birds circled the
15:02
open skies above. The
15:05
sky was a gorgeous shade of
15:07
blue, and clover's
15:09
thoughts and Rhonda's recitation
15:11
of pickle varieties were
15:13
both interrupted by the
15:15
intercom. What
15:22
is... What's the thousandth customer
15:24
song? Don't worry, you'll
15:26
pick it up. Every
15:28
employee in the store began
15:31
to sing. It's our favorite
15:33
time of the day. It's time to
15:36
count for the rain. Don't
15:38
be shy, give it here, our
15:40
thousandth customer of the year. Don't
15:43
be shy, give it here, our
15:46
thousandth customer of the year. Clover
15:53
watched Rhonda with a
15:56
mix of fascination, bewilderment,
15:59
and warmth. It might have
16:01
been the cheesiest thing she'd ever
16:03
heard, but she couldn't help being
16:05
charmed. Rhonda gave a
16:08
last clap and grinned
16:10
at Clover. You'll get used to it.
16:12
Let's go, we've got a lot to
16:14
cover. Rhonda proceeded
16:16
to show Clover the sporting
16:19
goods aisle. Mouse roggets
16:21
are very popular. Not
16:23
among mice, but everyone else loves
16:25
them. The hammock aisle. Do not
16:28
let the customers remove the hammocks
16:30
from the packaging. It's impossible to
16:32
get them back in. And
16:34
no returns on any hammocks.
16:37
It's a long story. And
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the tail sock aisle. This aisle is
16:42
only tail socks. Foot socks are in
16:44
aisle 37. Eventually
16:46
they came to the furniture
16:48
section. There were
16:50
sofas, lounges, and armchairs.
16:54
All stuffed with leaves. A
16:56
nervous looking lizard wearing a
16:58
neon orange vest scurried over.
17:01
Hey Bruce, how's it going? Hey
17:03
Rhonda, look, sorry to bother you with
17:05
this, but there's another
17:08
badger asleep on one of the couches.
17:11
Seriously? Uh,
17:13
Clover, here, you can stock these tail
17:15
socks in aisle 10. Rhonda
17:17
said, taking a box and handing it
17:20
to Clover. Sure thing. Rhonda
17:23
disappeared around the corner
17:25
and Clover headed to aisle 10. As
17:29
she did, she passed an enormous
17:31
clock fixed to a tree in
17:34
the center of the store. She
17:37
did a double take, hardly
17:39
believing that time had passed
17:41
so quickly. She was nearly
17:43
done with her shift. It
17:45
wasn't until that moment that
17:48
Clover realized how much her nerves
17:50
had been rattling her all day.
17:54
Alone in aisle 10,
17:56
slipping tail socks onto little
17:59
hooks. She finally
18:01
relaxed. It was
18:03
her first moment alone the entire
18:06
day. She worked steadily,
18:08
listening to the music filtering down
18:10
from the speakers. She'd know every
18:12
song in a week or two
18:14
if they ran on a loop
18:16
like they did at her last
18:19
job. Clover's thoughts
18:21
wandered as she worked,
18:24
mulling over the events of
18:26
the day. Then, she
18:29
heard a voice come over
18:31
the intercom. Who
18:33
spilled my milk, huh? Huh?
18:36
Who did it? At first, I
18:39
thought somebody moved it, but
18:41
then I come to find shards
18:43
of my mug on the ground.
18:46
Somebody spilled my
18:49
milk. There were
18:52
several chipmunks shopping for tail
18:54
socks near Clover, and
18:56
she watched as they turned
18:58
to look up at the
19:00
nearest speaker, their backs pinned
19:03
straight. The entire
19:06
store seemed to hush. Clover
19:09
froze in place in
19:12
the very same way she did
19:14
when she sensed the box, slinking
19:16
behind a nearby shrub. How would
19:19
you like it if you had
19:21
a perfectly nice mug of milk
19:24
just sitting there waiting to be
19:26
drank? Or drank?
19:29
Whatever. And somebody
19:31
just comes along and cracks
19:34
your mug into pieces, spilling
19:36
your precious milk everywhere, huh?
19:39
There was a rustling sound on
19:41
the intercom, then
19:43
another voice. What
19:45
did I say about using the
19:47
intercom for personal use? Employees cannot...
19:50
Well, I'm not an employee after
19:52
this. I quit,
19:54
Rhonda. You hear me? I quit.
20:00
It seemed as though time
20:02
itself stopped. The
20:04
chipmunk stared on moving up at
20:06
the speaker. The entire
20:09
store was silent. It
20:12
lasted for a few seconds. The
20:14
chipmunk went back to browsing. Birds
20:17
swooped in the air above. A
20:19
frog hopped past Clover, muttering to
20:21
himself, oh where are the foot
20:24
socks? Clover remained fixed
20:26
in place, the same
20:28
way she did when she spotted a hawk.
20:31
She saw the splintered mug in
20:34
her mind's eye, her tummy
20:37
filled with dread. Forest
20:40
Mart was alive with activity. The
20:44
cheerful music carried on without
20:46
a hitch. Customers milled
20:48
through the aisles, searching
20:50
for both necessities and
20:53
trinkets. Clover's mind
20:55
kept replaying the moment she
20:57
knocked over the milk. A
21:00
different voice came over the
21:02
intercom. Clover, please report to
21:05
the employee break room. Clover,
21:07
please report to the employee break
21:09
room. This could not
21:11
be happening. She
21:13
was Clover and she
21:16
was about to lose her job
21:18
again. And
21:21
this time it wouldn't be because the
21:23
store was going out of business. Clover
21:26
rose from her kneeled position
21:29
and felt indignation swell
21:32
within her. If
21:34
they're going to fire me for spilling
21:36
milk, that's it. I don't
21:39
even want this job. This
21:41
is just wrong. This is
21:43
unfair. This is before she
21:45
knew it, she was inside the break
21:47
room. Linda was
21:49
sitting at a table with a stack of
21:52
papers in front of her. Her
21:54
paws were steepled on the tabletop.
21:57
Nearby an employee sat eating a
22:00
grass salad and listening as
22:02
a small radio blared the
22:04
news. Next up we'll hear
22:06
from local beavers on what
22:08
to do about the log
22:10
thief. Clover
22:12
come sit. Clover
22:14
blinked back tears and
22:17
was immediately angry at herself.
22:20
Clover get it together. So I
22:22
called you in here to- Ronda
22:25
I'm sorry to interrupt but I
22:27
just well I just wanted to
22:29
say thank you for the opportunity.
22:33
Ronda had been scanning the top
22:35
paper on her stack. She
22:38
tore her eyes from it to look at
22:40
Clover. Her bottle green
22:42
glasses slipped down her nose and
22:45
she pushed them back up. Okay.
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If you decide to change your mind I'll
22:51
make sure you don't regret it. I'm
22:53
a hard worker. I really am. If I
22:56
could just get one more chance I'll Clover.
22:58
Yes. I called
23:01
you in here to do
23:03
some paperwork for new employees.
23:05
Clover blinked paperwork?
23:09
It looks like a lot but it should only
23:11
take a few minutes. Ronda
23:14
smiled. Clover
23:16
glanced at the papers. They
23:18
were not the sort of papers you'd fill
23:21
out if you were losing your job. One
23:24
of them was a questionnaire
23:26
with items like what's your
23:28
favorite forest treat and
23:31
what's your favorite aisle in
23:33
forest mart and why she
23:36
cleared her throat. You're
23:39
not firing me? Firing
23:41
you? But CJ-
23:43
Oh that that scene he made
23:46
back there? Over the
23:48
milk? Well the truth is it
23:50
was me who knocked over his milk.
23:53
Clover. Clover look at me. CJ
23:56
does that every
23:59
day. Clover
24:01
felt her heart slow down
24:03
a touch. I'm
24:06
not sure I understand. CJ
24:09
quits. At the end
24:11
of every shift, he does.
24:14
Not usually over the intercom. That
24:16
was a creative twist. He
24:19
always shows up the next day, like
24:22
clockwork. It took
24:24
a second for Rhonda's words to
24:26
sink in. Is
24:29
it always so dramatic?
24:32
Rhonda thought back to
24:34
CJ's declarations over the
24:36
years. And another thing. Everyone
24:40
calls me hairless. Well,
24:42
guess what? I'm furless,
24:44
okay? Furless. No
24:47
cats have hair. You get me? Pretty
24:49
much. Clover
24:51
laughed because it was
24:53
funny, but also because
24:56
she was so relieved to
24:58
not be losing her job.
25:01
Rhonda guided her through the
25:04
paperwork page by page.
25:07
Afterwards, she clocked
25:09
out by having Marvin punch her
25:11
card. Have a great night,
25:13
Grr-Jude. Thanks, Marvin. Clover
25:16
hopped out of the break room
25:18
in a daze. On
25:20
her way to the exit, a
25:23
goose wearing a shimmery green sweater
25:25
approached her. Um, excuse
25:27
me. It took
25:29
Clover a second to realize in
25:32
her addled state, she'd
25:34
forgotten to take off her neon
25:36
orange vest. She smiled
25:38
at the goose, at
25:40
her customer. Uh, yes.
25:43
May I help you? So
25:45
tell me where to find a fox,
25:47
Swatter? The kind you
25:49
use to swat away foxes? Clover
25:52
searched her mind. Then
25:55
she felt relief spread
25:57
over her, like a fog settling
25:59
in. over the forest on
26:02
a damp spring morning. She
26:04
knew the answer to this question. It's
26:07
in aisle 17, on
26:09
the upper shelf towards the back of the store.
26:12
Thank you, kindly. The
26:14
goose plodded away to find
26:17
her fox water. Bob, we've
26:19
got an OBA in aisle
26:21
8. Bob, OBA in aisle
26:23
8. Clover hopped home, enjoying
26:26
the beauty of the forest.
26:29
At twilight. Starting
26:37
something new is always
26:39
nerve-wracking, no matter how prepared
26:42
you are. I
26:44
know that from experience. But
26:46
eventually, once you get your
26:48
bearings and you learn the
26:51
quirks of your new workplace,
26:53
or school, or pickleball team,
26:55
you settle in. Perhaps
26:58
we'll see how Clover is
27:00
doing once she settles in.
27:03
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