Patrick Cantlay wins the Due Diligence Invitational in every fictitious person's favorite state, but the big news out of Delaware is the semi-secret meeting at the Hotel du Pont. Depending on which paragon of journalistic excellence you're inclined to believe--Alan Shipnuck or Eamon Lynch--Tiger and his acolytes either planned to remake the PGA Tour into a LIV-light, for-profit corporation, or have planned a series of one-day trick shot competitions.

OTP Lefty, desertduffer, and JScore (via remote from Las Vegas) also debate the greatest sporting events in Delaware history, run down Patrick Reed's defamation suit against Hall of Fame Hater and Loser Brandel Chamblee, and discuss the claim to fame of Scott Stallings’s hometown of Worcester, MA.