Jesus Christ. You know him, you love him. But have you heard the theory that Jesus didn't actually die on Good Friday? That he in fact just kind of passed out as a result of sleepy drugs just like Romeo in that play? And that the whole thing w

Shrimp Guy with Kim Truong and Michelle Viray

Apr 2nd, 2021 1h 21m

Stop the presses! We're finally doing a topical episode. This week the hilarious co-hosts of Crush Fictionally, Michelle and Kim, stopped by to talk about the Shrimp Guy Saga and the possibility that the whole thing was a damn scam. Michelle an

The Nevada Election Scam with Zevon Odelberg

Mar 26th, 2021 1h 18m

Remember when Nevada spent like 18 months counting the votes back in 2020? And remember how they refused to hurry up? And remember how people like to gamble in Nevada? Well this week's guest thinks these terrible memories just might be related.

Storks Bring Babies with Rian Kountzhouse

Mar 19th, 2021 1h 8m

America's sweetheart of podcasting, Rian Kountzhouse is back in the Lizard Lair, and this week he brings us a theory that is incredibly personal. Rian thinks that his adorable toddler Tate was delivered by stork. Yes, literally by a stork. And

The Blue Avians with Hollow Public Radio

Mar 12th, 2021 1h 24m

They're baack! The lovable lads from Hollow Public Radio came back by the Lizard Lair, and this time we're talking bird people. That's right - Grant, Alexis, and Michael have a theory involving the Blue Avians, a race of superintelligent benevo

The 5G Scam with Marian Yesufu

Mar 5th, 2021 59m 5s

What's up with 5G? Is it a harmless tech upgrade? Is it a devious plot by the global elites to scramble our brains and give us cancer? Or is it... a third thing? This week podcaster and founder of the Black Women In Comedy Festival Marian Yesuf

The Mount Rushmore Bunker with John Potter

Feb 26th, 2021 1h 14m

Ahh, Mount Rushmore. A monument to a bunch of slave owners hacked into a sacred mountain that basically no one wanted. But what if there's more to the big busts? What if there's a secret bunker hidden beneath the mountain itself? Because John P

Repost! Live with Area 51: Nazis were Aliens

Feb 19th, 2021 1h 19m

Hello cutie pies! We've got a cute lil re-post of our LIVE show! Area 51 (Sarah Claspell, Dickie Copeland, and Jessica Jean Jardine) joined us on stage to PROVE that Nazis were aliens. We miss live comedy and events and this is a sweet little s

The Secret Service Killed JFK with Mike O'dea

Feb 12th, 2021 1h 17m

What's the biggest whoopsie you've ever done? Crashing your mom's car? Dropping a vase? How bout accidentally shooting the sitting president of the United States? Prepare to feel way better about your own mistakes as we cover this week's theory

The Rugrats Theory with Allyn Pintal

Feb 5th, 2021 1h

You might be thinking 'gee, what's a cute little theory about a kids tv show doing on this feed? Isn't this gonna be too innocent and sweet for Lizard People'. Well think again IDIOT. Comedy cutie Allyn Pintal came by to talk about the Rugrats

Bruce and Brandon Lee Were Murdered with Adam Peacock

Jan 29th, 2021 1h 6m

Two handsome martial arts movie actors. Two breakthrough movies. Two mysterious deaths. AND they were father and son? This week we're joined by podcast host extraordinaire Adam Peackock, and he's talking all things Lee. See, Adam's seen The Cro

Bin Laden Was Already Dead with Nick Turner

Jan 22nd, 2021 1h 12m

Comedian and podcast host Nick Turner joins us for a controversial political theory! Nick thinks notorious terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden was not actually killed in the 2011 raid on a compound in Abbottabad. No, Bin Laden actually died of nat

The CIA Invented Hippies with Dan Lippert

Jan 15th, 2021 1h 10m

Comedy sweetheart Dan Lippert dropped by to discuss the Laurel Canyon Scene of the late 60's and early 70's, and how it relates to the anti-war movement in America. See, Dan's got a nasty suspicion that the CIA stuck their fingers in and encour

Tom Brady Is A Cyborg with Allison Fields

Jan 8th, 2021 1h 4m

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!! The unbelievably funny Allison Fields visited the Lizard Lair to discuss her theory about star quarterback and weird diet enjoyer Tom Brady, and boy is it a doozy. Allison thinks that Tommy Boy has been hiding

Saddam Hussein Had A Stargate with Hannah Garces

Dec 18th, 2020 1h 7m

We all remember 2003, when a coalition of nation invaded Iraq, spearheaded by accomplished painter and war criminal George W Bush. What are they looking for? Oil? Or could it be that Iraq has long jealously guarded the greatest secret of all ti

Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer Part 2 - WELL ACTUALLY with Michael Dean

Dec 11th, 2020 1h 9m

He's back, and he's finished the Fincher movie! recall when Michael Dean first appeared on Lizard People to argue that Ted Cruz killed 5 young people in California and then wrote a bunch of cryptic letters to the cops. Remember how Michael base

George Soros Pays Protestors with Jake Regal

Nov 20th, 2020 1h 9m

We're finally doing it! After many long years of this one going around on the internet and in your weird racist uncles email chains, we're finally covering the theory that George Soros pays people to go out and protest. And boy do we have the

Prehistoric Giants Existed In North America with Chris Vola

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 4m

Chris Vola, creator of I Is For Illuminati: An A-Z Guide To Our Paranoid Times stopped by the Lizard Lair to walk us through one of the theories from his book. Chris has a lot of evidence to support the theory that in prehistoric pre-human time

The Government Controls The Weather with Tess Lynch

Nov 6th, 2020 1h 7m

This ep we're joined by the truly delightful podcaster Tess Lynch to learn about one thing the US government may be playing their 5D chess with - the weather! This grand unified theory ties together chem trails, hurricanes, polymers, big canons

Halloween Is Satanic with Alison Stevenson

Oct 30th, 2020 55m 14s

Alison Stevenson is back to tackle another Halloween conspiracy! This time, we get deep into the nitty gritty nasty truth - that Halloween is just an elaborate plot of Satan's to feed off the fear of children. Yes, Satan is real. Yes, he eats h

90 Day Fiance Is Anti-Immigration Propaganda with Erika Curry

Oct 23rd, 2020 59m 15s

Truly we are living in the golden age of reality tv. But there's one show that stands out from the pack for the sheer weirdness of its participants, and its built in ticking clock drama. That's right baby, this week we're learning what's really

Garfield Is A Soviet Plot with Joey Clift

Oct 16th, 2020 1h 1m

Hate mondays? Love lasagna? Created by the Russia? If these questions don't scream Garfield to you yet, they will soon. Joey Clift joins to unravel a complex and shocking conspiracy theory that will change the way you see the beloved comic stri

Hamilton Was Paid For By The CIA with Jacquis Neal

Oct 9th, 2020 1h 9m

This week our guest is the truly hilarious Jacquis Neal, and he's bringing a theory to the table that will shock you to your core. How does a musical about a bastard/orphan/ son of a whore and a Scotsman that no one's ever heard of go on to mak

Van Gogh Was Murdered with Gabe Danon

Oct 2nd, 2020 1h 9m

Have you heard the one about how famous and beloved painter Vincent Van Gogh (from Starry Night and the Doctor Who ep) might have actually been murdered? Podcast producer extraordinaire Gabe Danon has a theory that Vin didn't kill himself but w

Celebrity CIA Assets with Drew Spears

Sep 25th, 2020 1h 18m

Celebs, they're just like us! Sometimes they're approached by a CIA handler who convinces them to carry out covert missions in areas of the world that diplomats can't access! Or so Drew Spears, comedian and podcast host, would have you think. D