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Ryan Lance and Shane Black

Long Walks and Robots

A weekly TV, Film and Film Reviews podcast
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Long Walks and Robots

Ryan Lance and Shane Black

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Long Walks and Robots

Ryan Lance and Shane Black

Long Walks and Robots

A weekly TV, Film and Film Reviews podcast
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Once upon a time on Long Walks and Robots...The robots break down the performances of a couple of Philip K. Dickheads in "A Scanner Darkly."  Two questions.  How are they eating through those hoods, and are those cartoon boobs?  Then Shane Clif
This Week on Long Walks and Robots...Ahh Mr. Black, you fail to disappoint once again.  The bots get all oily in the lug nuts over the lost Lethal Weapon storyline known as "The Last Boyscout."  Yippee ki..... what's that?  Oh!  That's not the
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Maniac!  The bots get uncomfortable watching a dark slasher through the enormous eyes of everyone's favorite hobbit, Elijah Wood.  Then Ryan and Shane transition to the lighter side of stalking via Chevy Cha
This Week on Long Walks and Robots...Nicolas Cage!!  That's right, the prodigal bot has returned to intrigue and delight us once again.  "Pig" becomes the next entry in an ever-engaging library of films in a kaleidoscopic career.  Speaking of b
This week on Long Walks and Robots…The would be greatest comic book title of all time is actually the names of this week’s movies.   A true divide of the cinematic spectrum; from blockbuster event to an indie darling.  The Suicide Squad is drip
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Turns out the bots wanted to jam, so they went and slammed.  That's right, Space Jammed!  Ryan and Shane visit memory lane as they revisit the original Space Jam on their way to "a new legacy."  After the 2
This week on Long Walks and Robots...On their way back to the present our Robots made a little pit stop in the birthplace of modern-day action, the 80's.  Ryan and not that Shane Black gush over the golden age of that Shane Black.  They break d
This week on Long Walks and Robots...It's a Marvel packed episode. We delve deep into what, why and how Black Widow should matter to anyone at this point. Also we are pretty sure Task Master is a man, even though he is a she? Floating bases in
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Time travel?  Really?  Again??? Why yes!!  Tired of preparing for the future?  Ready to jump headfirst into an insurmountable task with zero knowledge of the challenges or pitfalls?  Then Uncle Sam's great-g
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Lightning strikes as Ryan finally bestowed a true visual gift unto Shane by way of Bad Trip.  Unfortunately, the moment is soured by the lament of Michael Bay's latest pyrotechnic plot device, 6 Underground.
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Theoretical physics, no script, no problem!  Ryan finds "the fun of movie" in Coherence.  Big fan of one location for all your movies?  Great!! The second film of this week won't miss the mark, well, they do
This Week on Long Walks and Robots...The boys saddle up and head for the inner-city to become a Concrete Cowboy.  Regretful of the journey into mediocre adolescent angst, the Robots yearn for a way to undo the past... wait, what's this lever do
This Week on Long Walks and Robots...The boys get the best of both worlds,  brains, and brawn!  They break down the fantastical 80's Val Kilmer classic, Real Genius.  Arnold who?  Matilda Lutz says hold my White Claw, as she becomes the nouveau
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Look!  Up in the sky?  It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a big gorilla wolf muthaf#&@a!? The boys watch unsupervised teens shank alien wolf spores in Attack the Block!  Also, what would How Stella Got Her Groo
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Shane tries to find the heart missing from modern-day cinema by contracting Tin Cup.  Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be music to Ryan's ears.  Also, the movie thread conspiracy grows with the reveal of an
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Have no fear!  The white savior is here!  That's right, the boys breakdown Hardball, the classic Keanu Reeves vehicle.  On their way back from memory lane, they also take a pit stop in 2010 to visit the A-Te
This week on Long Walks and Robots...If you thought the updates to Call of Duty were lackluster, you should see Without Remorse.  Lucky for the boys, they also got to revisit the Michael Jai White passion project Black Dynamite.  When ya pop th
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the Christian on a cameraman.  The boys watch the Norwegian found footage film, Troll Hunter.  They also pay homage to the late great Bob Hoskins on the anniversary of his passing with
This Week on Long Walks and Robots...MORTAL KOMBAT!!The boys revisit the 90's iterations of Mortal Kombat as well as the 2021 reboot of the franchise.  While the new MK model displays flawless effects of modern-day cinema, does it lack a certai
This Week on Long Walks and Robots...It appears as though Ryan's dementia is steadily progressing.  Between his strokes and Shane's burps, the show is devolving quickly.  Good thing you don't need many dendrites to tell dick and fart jokes.  As
This Week on Long Walks and Robots...Shane pays respects to the late great DMX.  How?  By barking of course!The boys are in full alignment this week as they break down the cinemagraphical masterpiece that is "1917."  Shane begins to unravel wha
Welcome back to Long Walks and RobotsRyan makes his long awaited return after his internet finally got turned back on. Unfortunately AJ was unable to rejoin the podcast so things are basically back to normal. The robots play a little catch up a
This week on Long Walks and Robots...We're still waiting on the stoop for Ryan to get back from the store.  In the meantime, we're watching movies.  The boys pass the time with Rising Sun, a bit of 90's nostalgia in the form of Asian stereotype
This Week on Long Walks and Robots...Shane and AJ break down the Snyder Cut!  It's in 4:3 aspect, it's 4 hours long, and apparently, there's no editor.  If he shot it, you see it.   They discuss the pros and cons of this unprecedented undertaki
This week on Long Walks and Robots...Love is in the air, so long as that air is 100 feet from a school.  Shane and AJ breakdown another triple feature this week.  The full spectrum of feels is felt by our substitute Robot.   The action of Boss
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