Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat social media nonsense. This songs for you, and everybody who wants to rethink their beliefs. -John Lopker

All the quacks call it CarnivoreBut it's really Dunning-KrugerThey tell you to eat lots of meatAnd forget about heart diseaseWell, maybe you feel fine for nowBut disease takes it's own sweet timeArteries clog slowly, then POW!Your heart resigns

Please, guys, eat wiselyMediterranean or DASHRecommended most highlyIf you want your life to lastDon't fall for the latest crazeCarnivore and whatever comes afterJust eat good food every dayThe quacks will kill you faster

The Grim Reaper knowsGet your cholesterol lowLDL below 60Live long and healthyDon't fall for the carnivore scamIt's a total freakin' disasterIgnore the quack and supplement manCarnivore kills you faster