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legends and obscure curiosities from days
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of yaw. I'm Alistair Beckett King
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and I'm James Shakeshaft. James, brace
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yourselves. Brace myself. Oh God. James,
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comma, the listener, brace
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yourselves. We've got a
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spooky one. Yeah. We've got a spooky
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story in the chamber. Okay. I think
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I'm ready. I'm wearing a gilet to
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stop my spine being tingled. Are you
1:04
actually wearing a gilet? No, I'm wearing
1:06
a hoodie when I've rolled up the
1:08
sleeves. That's the working man's gilet James.
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This is the tale of a
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Victorian newspaper man, a haunted mill
1:15
and a very rambunctious train
1:17
station ghost. It's Mr. Stead
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and the Cole House Phantasm.
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Oh, I love a train ghost. James
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Shakeshaft. Alistair Beckett King. Come with
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me to the North Country, if
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you will. Oh, Scotland? The North
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of England. Oh, okay. Yes.
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The South of Scotland as it
1:41
is culturally, if not technically. All
1:43
right then. All right then I
1:45
will. I have three impossibilities for
1:47
you. Rough, almost two and
1:49
a half at least. From the Casebook of
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W.T. Stead. That's William
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Thomas Stead, the former editor of,
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I assume your favourite newspaper, the
1:58
Northern Echo. The Echo
2:00
What This dad yeah had size
2:02
or I I know you saying
2:04
that because like wtf yeah yeah new
2:07
does what does for that sounds
2:09
full moon. He was born in eighteen
2:11
Forty Nine and and Bolton which
2:13
I assume is pronounced her Lover The
2:15
it's just one of those places
2:17
where as is no way as
2:19
know as pronounced last Network and and
2:22
Bolton symbols and Northumberland And he
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died on the fifteenth of April Nineteen
2:26
Twelve. He is an English accent
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James course he is as. Cool
2:30
As dead as he was famous
2:32
in his lifetime, as a crusading
2:34
newspaperman, spiritualists and Leia they said
2:37
ah well. not exactly a lie
2:39
up. He got carried away very
2:41
easily, didn't always get his facts
2:43
straight. Did go to prison for
2:46
six months. Don't look into White
2:48
House. Basically these days you would
2:50
have his own You Tube channel
2:52
breaking down the agenda and addressing
2:54
the allegations against and him himself.
2:57
So a Bad Movies Ilkka Don't
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Stop Liking. Him some in it's
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it's complicated Okay George Bernard Shaw
3:03
A So out we we going
3:05
into and rights it's so complicated
3:07
because good with George Bernard Shaw
3:09
would for him He said dan
3:11
he was incapable of keeping say
3:13
twenty Side effect on is hyper
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I assume that so he sounded
3:17
yeah and as is hyper Cz
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A was chronic. The generally was
3:22
excited nice so that's an excessive
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sensitivity of the skin. he had
3:26
time to as so he thought
3:28
quite early. Strong guy. But. It
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wasn't just cause fabrics he was
3:32
sensitive to. James go on an
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eighteen ninety seven, he published a
3:36
revised and expanded book. Of.
3:38
real ghost stories that's how he
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starts his book of all the
3:42
vulgar superstitions of the half educated
3:45
a slightly more hopefully slightly more
3:47
actor accents food no one dies
3:49
harder than the absurd delusions of
3:51
there is no such thing as
3:53
ghosts boats says what the said
3:55
before reading the contents of this
3:57
book please note that the nerds
4:00
printed in these pages I'd better
4:02
not be read by anyone of
4:04
tender years of morbid excitability or
4:07
of excessively nervous temperament. Oh
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yeah I mean he's basically describing himself there
4:12
by the sounds of things but after Steds
4:14
content warning I should have my own there
4:16
are going to be references to self-harm
4:18
and quite frightening spooky business.
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Oh gosh. So it this might be
4:22
a bit much if there's little ones
4:25
listening to this. This isn't for children is it this
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podcast? Do children listen to this podcast James? We've
4:30
heard there were some young people
4:32
listening. If you are a child
4:34
stop being a child either
4:37
stop listening or stop being a child and
4:39
then listen to this. Yeah. It could be too
4:41
scary for you. Whoa. I mean
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the first chapter we're going to is
4:45
called Evil Spirits and
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Phantasms Which Touch. Oh
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what the Sted. Wherein you will
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hear the tale of the Cole
4:55
House Ghost which appeared in
4:57
Darlington in the 1850s. Right. This
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is a real ghost James. It's a real ghost. And
5:03
this is the story of James Durham a
5:05
night watchman. James Durham. Yeah his name's James.
5:07
I know it sounds like I'm just making
5:10
up a name based on looking at you
5:12
and thinking about Durham. Yes. In
5:15
a much less good mad and doubtfire style
5:19
that was his name James Durham. And James
5:21
Durham said I'm going to try and distinguish
5:23
his accent from what's Steds
5:25
accent. What's the Steds? By doing what
5:27
I think of as a Winnott accent
5:30
which is like the you know
5:32
when there's a group of bullies there's always a tall one. Oh
5:34
yes. Yeah so that's the Winnott accent from
5:37
when I was in school. I
5:39
was a night watchman at the old Darlington
5:41
and Stockton station at the town of Darlington
5:43
a few yards from the first station that
5:45
ever existed I assumed you meant in Darlington.
5:47
Yeah because I mean where would you go?
5:50
I looked it up it actually was the
5:52
first train station. The first train station. Yeah
5:54
it never occurred to me that one of
5:56
them had to have been first. I never
5:58
would be like yeah. This is
6:01
useless. Yeah. This is
6:03
rubbish. Quick build the other one before
6:05
the train gets there. Build another one.
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Ah, I've built Peterborough. No! I'll get
6:09
back to it. Basically
6:12
Darlington Station, been there for a while.
6:15
But this is the new station. This is Darlington and Stockton.
6:18
He's worked there for a long time. This was 40 years
6:20
ago at the time he was telling it in 1890. About
6:24
12 o'clock or 12.30 I was
6:26
feeling rather cold with standing here and there. I
6:28
said to myself, I will away
6:30
down and get something to eat. Now there
6:32
was a down the stairs, there was a
6:35
what's called a porter's cellar where a fire
6:37
and a gas bracket for
6:39
the fire and then he can make himself
6:41
a little bit of food. I went down the
6:43
steps, took off my overcoat and had just sat
6:45
down on the bench opposite the fire and turned
6:47
up the gas when a strange man
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came out of the cool house followed
6:51
by a big black retriever. As
6:54
soon as he entered, my eye was upon him
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and his eye upon me. We
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were intently watching each other as he moved on
7:01
to the front of the fire. There
7:03
he stood, looking at me and a curious
7:06
smile came over his countenance. He had
7:08
a stand up collar and a cut away
7:10
coat with guilt buttons and a scotch cap.
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Watch out he's Scottish, he could be Scottish,
7:14
take precautions. A breadcrumbed
7:17
hat. He
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went for him James. Why? All at
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once, we don't know. He struck at me and I had the impression
7:23
that he hit me. I up with my fist
7:25
and struck back at him, didn't even wait. Good,
7:28
well, you've got to be quick with your
7:30
fists if you're beating a man in a
7:32
basement. A little bit tasty I think if
7:35
you're in the old Darlington Stockton station. But
7:37
my fists seemed to go through him and
7:40
struck against the stone above the fireplace and
7:42
knocked the skin off my knuckles. The
7:45
man seemed to be struck back into
7:47
the fire and uttered a strange unearthly
7:50
squeak. I
7:53
wish they'd used any word of him squeak. Yeah.
7:56
For The scariness. It makes it sound like this
7:58
was an inflatable man. Anyone.
8:01
With an old man in Asia it's
8:04
successor got smaller and smaller cm to
8:06
landed up behind the bench. And
8:10
so he did a big squeak immediately the
8:12
dog gripped by the costs of my leg
8:14
and seem to cause me pain. The man
8:17
recover disposition cause off the dog with a
8:19
sort of click of the tom or squeak
8:21
of here said a man has been tossing
8:23
because he was annoyed about the punch easily
8:26
yes yes typical then went back into the
8:28
cool house followed by the dog. I
8:30
like did my does clanton which is
8:32
to cause some id kind seat and
8:34
he can hide the candle. A thank
8:36
you can pay to yeah just have
8:39
an update on looked into the pool
8:41
house. With. The was neither dog
8:43
nor man. A new outlet for
8:45
them except the one by which
8:47
they had entered town named James
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Jimmy Durham I've added the Jimmy
8:51
own send assess eighteen ninety now
8:53
at his legs savaged by a
8:55
large dose dog James you would
8:57
expect yeah for be tooth marks
8:59
and as yes who don't look
9:01
for them than other why isn't
9:03
that We felt the dog upon
9:05
his ankle. The were no marks
9:07
left to city to get a
9:09
ghost rabies just that I'm it's.
9:12
A juvenile? Quite scary? Yeah, Definitely didn't
9:14
have the kind of story that would
9:16
cause a commotion. It
9:18
depends where it was tolls what I went
9:20
was told to the people who are to
9:22
the station and in the general area of
9:24
Darlington to the would cause a commotion the
9:26
yeah you'd think is less people wanna come
9:28
and have a look and see if there
9:30
was another entry to the cove. How interesting
9:32
the sunset was James let me tell you
9:35
it caused quite a commotion as I could
9:37
just as where'd you get to say they
9:39
actually or took it in their stride has
9:41
like smoother. Hands on him via
9:43
probably probably weather balloon men like in the
9:45
film Do That Will Be Made. In
9:49
fact he was interrogated by Old
9:51
Edward. tease oh of peace put
9:53
pudding not be venture phase putting
9:55
but it is spell our own
9:57
and but it's still funny but.
10:00
This is the paid in Peace Pudding is
10:02
just pays Us as the old spelling of
10:04
Peace. Oh. Mister. Pudding like black
10:06
pudding is are putting the as you are
10:08
it's not as us now now you would
10:10
not one that as it is that you
10:12
have been you be outraged. oh that would
10:14
peace am a deer pointedly not in the
10:16
pay business any fees. Are
10:19
many please? I'm gonna make your staff whose
10:21
the father of the railways Oh yeah so
10:23
he was of he was responsible for that
10:25
the being a station that I guess who
10:27
are him and his three sons I have
10:30
not bother learning the names of so I'm
10:32
just picturing screwed mug dumps mess house he
10:34
the father was about. Robert Louis Stevenson and
10:36
a lot more think he built I
10:38
mean George. They said they didn't do
10:40
the trains times he did the railways.
10:42
oh said right is it says collaborative
10:44
thing heap of the stations to use
10:46
lot of not area out of get
10:48
that lot driver err on the ground
10:51
for a second George I think of
10:53
self your problem. Has
10:55
yeah that's what happened except the
10:57
first move Nevada was three tossing
11:00
ducks a suffix assess assess the
11:02
so all that would face some
11:04
and times. Durham and interviewed him. Dominoes
11:07
on. To say what increase the excitement
11:09
was the fact that a man a
11:11
number of years before who's employees in
11:13
the office of the station had committed
11:16
suicide and his body had been carried
11:18
into this very seller. I knew nothing
11:20
of this circumstance nor of the body
11:22
of the man, but Mr. Peas and
11:24
others who had known him told me
11:27
my description exactly corresponded to his appearance.
11:31
Or it wasn't just as he pays who
11:33
was intimate. I don't. Have. A seat.
11:35
This is a very delicate subject or diaper
11:37
stuff but my to light of it. but
11:39
was this man the balloon he was snuffed
11:42
of the loans. Are you as a rare
11:44
it was real man. a real tickets laugh.
11:46
He was a real boy. As you will
11:49
learn because you wanted to go in and
11:51
check the room like the Apple Detective James
11:53
Yes So did the Reverend and Rekindle. Are
11:55
you looking at a different person and a
11:58
different place to the north? A
12:02
number of yeah everyone here is
12:04
just got place names all the
12:06
names of Vegetables Martin, Holly Fox
12:09
The Reverend Henry Candle believed him
12:11
and he took his story down
12:13
and he immediately go in touch
12:16
with the presidents of the Society
12:18
It Psychical Research is at present
12:20
Sweet Potato Henry Sedgwick okay dinosaur
12:22
apply see both sides with actually
12:25
see Professor Henry since with him
12:27
pretty good and rekindle wrote him.
12:30
A So the it is strange narrative to
12:32
possess assiduous. The President to the Spl expressed
12:34
a wish the solar is shown sinister. Durham
12:36
was not asleep at the time. The decision
12:39
that's a good point out that sector first
12:41
of oh yeah, great points were you asleep
12:43
amber eyes A said no he wasn't asleep
12:45
again and reply the following for reasons to
12:48
believe in that he was awake thirsty, was
12:50
accustomed as a watchman to be up all
12:52
night and f on not lightly from that
12:55
cause to feel sleepy. Secondly, he has scarcely
12:57
been and minutes in the cellar and feeling
12:59
hungry was just going to get something to
13:01
eat. Sadly if he was asleep at the
13:04
beginning of the vision he must have been
13:06
awakened off during the last. A part of
13:08
it when he had not the skin of
13:11
his knuckles both lays there is his own
13:13
confident testimony. I strongly inclined to the opinion
13:15
that there was an objective cause for the
13:17
vision and that it was genuinely up. Additional
13:20
nice his act with Henry Candle that was
13:22
Henry Candle does very good impression of why
13:24
much and had returned fire center much. Salvos
13:28
Thousand and some. That pen
13:30
pushers at the Spr may not have been
13:32
convinced times. but a desk jockeys and. Suggests
13:36
that right there ever any Kendall. Was.
13:39
Convinced he's out. A
13:41
while cause he's a loose cannon
13:43
moon. Is gonna investigate this
13:45
himself? That sense know I'd rekindled.
13:47
Give us your whatever is cited
13:49
all researcher has your off the
13:52
case out or Kenya Yeah yeah
13:54
ram. To. thy holy war
13:56
know since the a sizable
13:58
an easy meta Yeah, one of
14:00
them. That thing Egon has with the antennae that
14:02
goes... Yes! Give
14:05
us that. It's going in a drawer.
14:07
You can have it back. Handing your pants.
14:10
He went and investigated himself on October 22nd. Reverend
14:13
Kendall visited what he called the scene of
14:15
the battle with the ghost. And
14:19
slightly annoyingly, he determined that you
14:21
could probably get out of the coal house if you've
14:24
tried. Well, yeah, because the coal's got to
14:26
get in. Well, that'll be through the door, though.
14:28
Oh, yeah, you're right. They'd be like a hole. No,
14:30
they'd just chuck it in through the street, don't they? Yeah,
14:32
you're right. They're not going to bring the coal in through
14:35
the main door, are they? There's going to be some kind
14:37
of sluice. You're not going to walk coal in through someone's
14:39
house. Well, it was the porter's cellar. It's
14:42
not that luxurious. But anyway, so that's kind
14:44
of annoying. But he was guided by an
14:47
old official. An
14:49
old official who was at the North
14:51
Road station during all the period in
14:54
question. He visited the porter's room,
14:56
which was still there. He visited
14:58
the coal house and he said, my guide
15:00
remembers the clerk who committed suicide and he
15:02
showed me the place where he shot himself
15:04
with a pistol. His name
15:06
was Winter. And not
15:08
only did Winter dress just as James Durham
15:11
had described. James, he
15:13
had a large black dog. Just
15:18
like the ghost. Just like the
15:20
ghost. But I mean, did he? I
15:22
presume he didn't kill the dog, right? Well,
15:25
no, the dog probably died. It's
15:28
just the classic animal thing. What
15:30
happened? What's the logistics? If
15:32
it's a human that's associated with the
15:34
animal. It's just the loyalty of the
15:36
dog, though, isn't it? When the dog
15:38
dies, hopefully of natural causes. Yes. Probably
15:40
finds him and starts getting into fights.
15:42
Yes. And starts protecting
15:44
him against people that are chinnin.
15:47
In a book called Crossing the
15:49
Line, Trespassing on Railway Weirdness. Oh,
15:52
lovely named book. Find none
15:54
other than the Screatonizer, Paul
15:56
Screaton. Yeah, Screaton,
15:59
a welcome. Welcome return. Welcome return.
16:02
This is the Hexum Connection. Paul Screaton wrote
16:04
about the Hexum heads. The Screatonizer's still around,
16:06
isn't he? Yes, I believe so. At the
16:08
time of recording. I believe and
16:10
hope so, yes. This is a relatively modern book.
16:13
Do you think we'd ever get to meet
16:15
the Screatonizer? Perhaps even be
16:17
Screatonized ourselves. The reason
16:19
I'm a bit nervous, quoting, is that this
16:21
book is printed by Albion Press and it's
16:23
got like a really clear thing about you're
16:25
not allowed to quote from it. Ah.
16:28
Okay. So, give us the gist. The
16:31
gist of it is that there
16:33
was a follow-up investigation done later on
16:35
by Olive Howe of
16:37
the Friends of Darlington Railway Museum.
16:40
Sorry, Olive Howe. Yeah,
16:42
she's like a hill. Sorry,
16:46
just to point out there, what you've done is
16:49
you've cleverly disguised your pattern
16:51
of naming people after either a place
16:54
or a foodstuff by using the
16:56
first name of the foodstuff, Olive.
17:00
Yeah, I'm mixing it up. These
17:03
are all real people. And so
17:05
was Monroe Winter. Monroe Winter. Monroe's
17:07
a place as well. A winter
17:09
is a time, yeah. They
17:13
found the death certificate of, sorry, Thomas Monroe
17:15
Winter, age 29, who had died in
17:18
1845. Screaton
17:20
sums the story up by saying, we
17:23
had found the ghost, commented the sleuths.
17:25
He was a real guy, really happened.
17:28
Ah, nice one, Screatonizer. Can I just, can
17:30
I suggest a podcast for the Screatonizer if
17:32
he does listen? Word on the Scree. But
17:36
Scree's got a kind of a bit of
17:38
a nasty quality to it as a word, Scree.
17:40
I think it's because it sounds like ex-Scree. Oh,
17:43
yes, I suppose so. Yeah, I'm
17:45
glad I did. That wasn't how I asked if he was
17:47
still with us. I'm
17:52
sorry, Paul Screaton, sir,
17:54
Mr. Screaton. It's just that most of the people
17:57
we quote on the podcast died 100 years ago.
18:00
It's not, you know, we're not trying to
18:02
be weird. No. It
18:04
has gone weird. Yeah, we're now speaking to
18:06
one person who probably doesn't listen to the
18:08
podcast. Hopefully, hopefully doesn't listen. It's pretty clear
18:10
he doesn't. He would have mentioned
18:13
it by now, surely. I
18:15
would hope so. So if there was
18:17
only one ghost in the Darlington and Stockton
18:20
Porter seller. Two ghosts. What, one and a
18:22
dog? One ghost and his dog. Let
18:25
me tell you a tale from that
18:27
self-same book that has a lot of
18:29
ghosts, James. Too many. Too many
18:31
ghosts. Too many. I'm not even going to have time to
18:33
do all of them. I'm looking at the clock. I'm not
18:35
going to be able to cover all of the ghosts in
18:38
The Haunted Mill on Willington
18:40
Gut. What? Mm-hmm.
18:43
Willington Gut. Now, what you've done here
18:45
is you've got confused with your naming
18:47
convention and your naming a place after
18:49
a part of a person now. Willington
18:52
Gut. Willington Gut. Stead
18:55
says, all these hauntings
18:57
of castles and halls fade into
18:59
insignificance compared with the famous haunting
19:02
of Willington Mill. Willington Mill stands
19:04
on what is locally known as
19:06
Willington Gut, a sluggish title
19:09
stream which empties itself into
19:11
the tine between Willington Key
19:13
and Walls Empathies. I've never
19:15
read anybody less impressed by
19:17
everything. Mm. He is not
19:20
happy with that water. Very sluggish. Mm. Lazy.
19:23
It doesn't even pour out. It
19:25
empties itself into the tine.
19:28
The valley is crossed by a railway viaduct. The
19:30
mill itself is said to have been built on
19:32
the side of a cottage occupied 100 years ago
19:35
by a witch. But that
19:37
is a hazy and nebulous tradition which
19:40
has never been verified. So the mill
19:42
was owned by a Mr. Unthank and
19:44
a Mr. Proctor. Right, okay. They were
19:46
partners and they lived that... I
19:50
can't quite make out the situation. Their
19:52
living arrangements seem to be they lived
19:54
in the mill in alternating four year
19:56
stints Because the house was
19:58
so blimmin' haunted. we spooky noises. Nobody
20:00
wanted to live there for more than
20:02
four years. Four years at high. That's
20:04
quite a long time to put up
20:06
with an amount of ghosts. I that's
20:08
why I thought like we can week
20:10
off my be the four years on
20:12
fully as off he get used to
20:14
asbos yeah after serious bob I'm not
20:16
going to cover all the ghosts James
20:18
I'm I'm going to mention the the
20:20
lazy and lavender oh who went upstairs
20:22
somehow commission the lady and gray not
20:24
to mention them or to seat and
20:26
when it gets straight on and talk
20:28
about the noises so visual. Comes from
20:30
a Mr. Robert Davidson a normal
20:32
name I think you'll agree. Yeah,
20:35
yeah, yeah for now. So now.
20:38
And he was the son of a
20:40
house me and who spent eight years
20:42
in the haunted house in the service
20:45
of Mrs. Prompt Us. And he is
20:47
therefore a natural ass and depository of
20:49
the local legends on the subject. Sometimes
20:52
says Mr. Davidson. Of
20:55
noise was like some rock. can't
20:57
read this word. it's it's Pavia
20:59
to pave years now is a
21:01
window at it's a bit like
21:03
glazier. Hope for the for the
21:05
ground So Everglades years to windows
21:07
A Pavia is to pacing. Oh
21:09
yes very nice guy is good
21:11
but it's spelled p a the
21:13
I owe you are Oh so
21:15
I was reading as Pavlov Power
21:17
has those skills members. Yeah, Bob
21:19
was. A please Laos dans
21:21
ma thickly obviously. Is
21:24
as you're making me crazy Which off
21:27
with you on us. Something about of
21:29
law always. Fab
21:31
last name of traveling as
21:33
combat praise a lot of
21:35
noise was like appear via.
21:38
Or. patois james yeah at work with
21:40
his rama thumping on the floor naked
21:42
all things russell six that we're not
21:44
six his again it was like a
21:46
donkey gallup and around the room move
21:49
ahead at another time it was as
21:51
if are so full of scrappy i
21:53
had been thrown upon the fireplace and
21:55
sender by association is a reason to
21:57
think much of the oh pavlov No,
22:00
no, yeah. It could be a pavia
22:03
or an angry donkey. Mm-hmm. Or just
22:05
a load of... Or scrap the iron.
22:07
Yeah, just a load of scrap metal.
22:09
Which is too iron as scrappy do
22:12
is to scooby do. Hahahaha.
22:14
It's quite annoying. You
22:17
could imagine how annoying it would be to have
22:19
scrappy iron just being written in to a show
22:21
that worked. So heavy footsteps were heard going up
22:23
and down stairs. Door handles turned, doors creaked as
22:26
if they were opening. Occasionally the room would be
22:28
filled with bluish smoke. Ooh. It
22:30
was an infernal charivary
22:33
or shivery. I didn't know that word either. No.
22:36
I don't know if I'm saying it right.
22:38
It's a folk term for rough music. You
22:40
know, when people do like discordant singing as
22:42
part of a celebration. Oh.
22:44
It's spelt charivary, but I think
22:46
it's said shivery these days. Now
22:49
I know what you're thinking. We've
22:51
been there before. It sounds like
22:53
your basic, your bargain basement poltergeist.
22:55
Oh, it's a classic poltergeist. Classic
22:58
poltergeist. I'm annoyed at myself for saying
23:00
poltergeist because I have written polter guy
23:02
in my notes and I
23:04
still said poltergeist. Oh no. It's
23:06
a polter. Is it a poltergeist? No, it's
23:08
no, it is not, James. I would not
23:10
bring you here for just some noises, the
23:12
noises of a donkey or a bavoir. No,
23:16
we've got proper apparitions. Allow me
23:19
to take you into the section
23:21
of the story that W.T. Stead
23:23
calls what the state cat rabbit
23:25
sheep. Now,
23:27
he was usually very good at titles. This
23:30
is nice best work. I, but I
23:32
think you'll agree it really covers the main
23:34
features of the story. He has not buried
23:36
the lead here. I'll have to listen to
23:38
find out. So this involves
23:40
Thomas and Mary, Robert's
23:42
parents. Is
23:45
that their surnames? Because you are scraping
23:47
the bottom of the barrel if that
23:49
is your made up name thing. They're
23:51
called Thomas and Mary, Robert's parents. No,
23:53
no, they are called Thomas Davidson and
23:55
Mary something else. Eventually
23:57
Davidson and because they're not married yet.
24:01
They're courting, it's the past. But
24:04
it's the past from the past when this
24:06
was written. And
24:09
Thomas was coming around, but he wasn't allowed into the
24:11
mill. There was the mill and there was the mill
24:13
house, and he wasn't allowed in the buildings when he
24:15
was courting, because you know what servants are like. Yeah,
24:17
you cannot trust them to be in the same mill
24:19
as a woman. No, things
24:21
are good that shenanigans would occur if he had
24:23
been allowed in. So he was just standing outside
24:26
the window looking in at her, waiting for her
24:28
to finish work I think, on
24:31
a cloudless night. Stars
24:35
beamed forth their light from a
24:37
cloudless sky. When looking towards the
24:39
mill, he saw a cat
24:41
walking towards him. He beheld
24:43
what he supposed was a whitish cat.
24:46
It came walking along in close proximity
24:48
to his feet. Thinking Miss
24:50
Puss very cheeky, he gave her a
24:53
kick. Oh right. Yeah, I've
24:55
immediately lost enthusiasm for him as
24:57
a protagonist. Just kicked
24:59
it straight out. The cat didn't go Puss,
25:01
Puss, Puss. It
25:04
walked over to him so arrogantly that he immediately
25:06
tried to kick it. I think it just walked
25:08
like a cat. That's not fair.
25:10
He didn't succeed in kicking it. The
25:12
cat wins the story. Good. Because
25:15
his foot felt nothing and it quietly
25:17
continued its march, so his foot seems
25:19
to have passed straight through the cat.
25:22
Right. But I suppose cats
25:24
kind of do do that. Like if you have
25:26
a stroke to count that doesn't like you and
25:28
it just limbows under your hand. Yeah, it sort
25:30
of maintains the diff. It's got like a, well
25:32
it does have a sort of sensing thing on
25:34
it. That's what the hairs are
25:36
for. It just phases through your hand. Yeah. So
25:38
maybe that's what happened there. That might explain that,
25:40
but it won't explain the
25:43
rabbit. Uh oh. Minutes later,
25:45
something, the ghost approaches
25:48
in the form of a rabbit coming just as
25:51
close as the cat did. Does he go to
25:53
kick this as well? He went straight to kick
25:55
the rabbit. What a cheeky rabbit. It
26:00
hops along decasantly, so infuriatingly,
26:02
and he was angry because
26:04
he'd missed the cat. And
26:07
as anyone who's seen the live show knows that
26:09
I know what that rabbit was thinking. That
26:13
would be a little joke for the listeners to get
26:16
after this when that episode comes out. Yes.
26:19
That's a little sort of throw forward.
26:22
What was the rabbit thinking? We'll
26:24
never know. We don't know yet. It
26:26
counts. It counts. It counts. It's
26:28
a little bit of a joke. Do you know what rabbits think? He
26:33
determined to have a good rapatist and
26:35
took deliberate aim, but as before, his
26:37
foot went through it and felt nothing.
26:39
Probably the end of the story there.
26:41
Yeah, maybe. Not if the title's
26:43
anything to go by. Mmm, okay. A
26:46
minute later, a glowing sheep
26:48
approached. You cannot miss that.
26:50
No. It walked towards
26:52
him, but did he kick the sheep, James?
26:55
Right, okay. If there was an animal invented
26:57
that you could definitely kick and it probably
26:59
won't hurt it too much and it's not
27:01
quick enough to get out of the way,
27:04
it would be a sheep. Well, James, he
27:06
didn't kick the sheep because he was too
27:08
scared. It was
27:11
luminous. My father was fixed
27:13
to the spot. All muscular power seemed
27:15
for the moment paralyzed. He says that
27:17
the sheep moved on, disappearing at the
27:20
same spot as the preceding apparitions. My
27:22
father declared that if it was possible
27:24
for hair to stand on end, his
27:26
did just then. Mmm. Pretty
27:29
scary stuff there, James. Mmm. It
27:32
is possible for hair to stand on end. It is possible. I
27:34
thought that was weird because it is possible. Yeah. Has
27:37
he never had a little play with a balloon or
27:39
had a slightly bad quality jumper?
27:41
Yeah, I feel like he thinks that hair standing
27:43
on end is a figure of speech rather than
27:45
a thing that happens. He'd try and kick it
27:47
though if he saw it. He's probably
27:50
best he hasn't seen it. He saw a balloon. Yeah.
27:53
And it would zip away and he'd be like, oh no,
27:55
a ghost. A ghost? Okay,
27:58
that isn't scary. But James,
28:01
I want to warn you, it's just going
28:03
to get scarier from here on. So
28:05
if you found a sheep, a rabbit
28:07
and a cat scary, prepare yourselves. The
28:10
children, James, often saw things.
28:12
Stead describes them as the chief
28:15
ghost seers. No one was
28:17
allowed to tell them anything about the ghost
28:19
and any servant who told a fairy tale
28:21
in Willington Mill was instantly dismissed. No
28:24
conspiracy of silence, however, would prevent
28:26
children from seeing the ghost. And
28:28
yes, they saw your monkeys, they
28:30
saw your cat. But it
28:32
wasn't just cute little animals that
28:34
the children saw. They saw ghost monkeys. They saw
28:36
ghost monkeys, yeah. I don't know if anyone tried
28:38
to kick them. I don't have that information. That's
28:41
not fair. On one occasion, one of
28:44
the little girls came to Mrs Davidson
28:46
and said, excuse me, I'm going to
28:48
attempt creepy Victorian Geordie girl voice now.
28:50
Looking forward to it. There
28:53
is a lady sitting on the
28:55
bed in mama's bedroom. She has
28:57
eye holes, but no eyes. And
29:00
she looked so hard at me. Yeah,
29:03
I like them eye holes. That
29:05
is very scary. She had eye holes, but
29:08
no eyes. I can't believe that Dan Acro
29:10
is just becoming general old tiny guy. Oh,
29:12
that's like that picture. You know the picture
29:14
of the monk by the altar? That
29:17
spooky picture of the monk by the altar that's
29:19
in all the books. Yes. Look, sounds
29:21
like that. That wasn't the only
29:23
time she appeared. On one occasion, a little
29:25
girl told Mrs Davidson that on the previous
29:27
night, a lady had come out of the
29:29
wall and looked into the glass. She
29:32
had something tied over her head.
29:34
She had eye holes, but no
29:36
eyes. Oh, that is just got
29:38
me. If Alistair, you
29:40
know what, if it were possible for her to stand
29:42
on the edge. Please
29:45
don't kick me, James. I'm
29:47
real. I'm real. I am
29:49
luminous. I'm the signs of the sheep. James,
29:52
it wasn't just children who saw the woman with no
29:54
eyes. Stead describes
29:57
what he calls the last Apparition.
30:00
This occasion the mill was working night
30:02
and day when the engine man on
30:04
going into the engine house at midnight
30:06
saw the eyeless woman sitting there at
30:09
midnight with a while screens a slow
30:11
himself out of the window into the.to
30:13
wander through the molten water to the
30:16
opposite side and never stopped until he
30:18
reached home at Seals some three miles
30:20
off fly base one. Although I just
30:22
how sales and he in the guts
30:25
he jumped straight into the doses were
30:27
we all know is a terrible river.
30:29
Rothys. River. Ah sluggish with
30:32
that guy describes of Babbling Brook
30:34
is evident. Paul assess assess given
30:36
a lot as soon as up
30:38
to less does some of the
30:40
ghosts from the Melbourne know quite
30:42
the end of the story Watts
30:44
mean. Allow. Me to introduce
30:46
you to a clairvoyant by the
30:48
name is James Clapper Who and
30:51
a name's Jane was his goal
30:53
Jane and she's married to a
30:55
Durham minor. The city or county
30:57
that of during this time the
30:59
Pulitzer that's a plasma county itself.
31:01
As a policeman, County Durham Yes,
31:03
Jane was a plan for said
31:05
level and clairvoyant clairvoyance. Threesome with
31:07
See Clancy could be mesmerized to
31:10
travel to places had never been
31:12
and describe. I'm So in an
31:14
attempt to solve the mystery. Of
31:16
the mill. Elena. Seeds which
31:18
whose husband was professors into it with.
31:20
Move before you know that the desk
31:23
jockey the air Elena situate a Mrs.
31:25
Fraser and Doc to ask of the
31:27
Spr no doctor esses abbreviated don't know
31:29
Well as a reward I was used
31:32
to abbreviate words it over. with
31:35
his of a guy with ass. Okay
31:37
yep doctor. Earth
31:40
Zeltser Filter. As
31:43
for the I was. Mesmerized.
31:47
at the time of of of. Us
31:50
are just fill up a bit of
31:52
bread is like a software me at
31:54
as a welcome sit down and mysticism.
31:56
A message reads Emmys Razor and I'm
31:59
Doctor. As. A.
32:04
Society, Societal pressures, Division.
32:06
Same physicists survey and
32:08
they mesmerized giant. Ants
32:11
Yes, yes, He had visions in each
32:13
of dogs of rapids of monkeys of
32:16
a woman who was just like a
32:18
devil. Of most terrifying
32:20
they have visions of a man. When.
32:22
Asked if he could be a living man at
32:24
the mill now Jang said. And.
32:27
I'm. Probably gonna do the same creepy child's
32:29
voice here because this is really spooky stuff
32:31
of them. wasn't lost. Twin Peaks and this
32:33
has got real. Block. Large vibes.
32:35
Don't know. Put it be a living man
32:38
of the mill. She was asked she said
32:40
no. it is a vision. He has no
32:42
brains in his head. He looks
32:44
very serious. His eyes flashed like a
32:46
tomcat like a tigers. He has a
32:49
white dress on like a surplus. Or.
32:51
How angry he is. He so
32:53
indignant be undisturbed He does not
32:55
want the gentleman to find out
32:57
what he is. Therefore, It.
32:59
Is the man who made the noises
33:01
in the house he goes stumping about.
33:03
We did not like the woman but
33:05
the man is far worse or how
33:07
angry he is. What a commotion! The
33:10
reason the seller. They. Have not
33:12
near the whole large enough. It's not
33:14
close enough to the wall. They must
33:16
make a wide deep hole close to
33:18
the wall. And. They should take
33:21
down the wall. As. What He
33:23
says moment. As a friend, Diana was
33:25
at his require Joyce. Quite scary. yeah.
33:27
So. Bus. Ice storm
33:30
That. I started excavations
33:32
in the cellar is as a know
33:34
going to put a hole and they
33:36
dug a hole and well. It
33:38
depends on a you believe according to Mr. Propped
33:41
up. they do the whole in the cellar and
33:43
they some nothing. Boots for
33:45
a doctor for. Of
33:51
of us are you said is medallion polished.
33:54
as ssssss affects your
33:56
sister's really scares military
33:59
scariest And the introduction of
34:01
Dr. F has made us
34:04
take the spookiness seriously. No, but that's
34:06
the thing. He's the cat scare that
34:09
makes the real scare even more
34:11
scarier. A true horror film would have...
34:14
And then carrots. LAUGHTER
34:20
A triple jump scare. God, right. So
34:22
what... Yeah, they dug the hole. They
34:24
dug the hole near the wall. Well,
34:27
maybe not. Maybe it wasn't near
34:29
enough in the wall. Maybe it
34:31
wasn't deep enough. Because Mr. Proctor
34:33
claims that they found nothing. But
34:35
local gossip always asserted that when
34:37
the men dug down to a
34:39
certain depth, they came upon a
34:42
huge stone or slab beneath which
34:44
they believed the mystery lay. At
34:46
that point, however, Mr. Proctor saw said
34:49
Wellington rumour interfered, saying that to remove
34:51
the stone would endanger the foundations of
34:53
the mill. And so the
34:56
mystery remains unsolved to this day.
34:58
What was underneath that stone, James?
35:00
Oh, dear, I don't know. A
35:02
mysterious slab. It's so folkloric.
35:06
Yeah. Oh, that is really...
35:08
I haven't dug deep enough, James. That's what
35:10
James said. That has to go... Oh, God.
35:12
There, that's well scary. Yeah. I promise you
35:14
three impossibilities. That's just two. Oh.
35:17
One last semi-impossibility. Yeah. Instead was
35:19
a truculent sort of fellow. He
35:21
fell out with lots of people.
35:25
Including the Society
35:27
for Psychical Research. Yeah. I
35:30
think he thought they were too mean to
35:32
the spirits when they came through. I
35:35
don't think he liked the way they interrogated
35:37
them, sort of, and asked them questions and
35:39
tried to test whether they were telling the
35:41
truth. It's that classic ghost hunter thing. Yeah,
35:43
just be a ghost, you know. Finder. Fancier.
35:50
In Edith K. Harper's book, Stared the
35:52
Man, from 1918, she
35:54
describes the scene in 1909
35:56
in a speech which he delivered to the members
35:58
of the Cosmos Club. Chandos Street. Is that
36:01
how that's pronounced? Or is
36:03
it Chandos like Nando's? I think it's,
36:05
I don't know, it can't be Chandos
36:07
like Nando's. It can't be like Nando's,
36:09
can it? Predates it,
36:11
right? Chandos Street, West Central.
36:14
In describing what he felt to be
36:16
the barriers interposed by the Society for
36:19
Psychical Research against communication from the beyond,
36:21
he drew a graphic imaginary picture of
36:23
himself, shipwrecked and drowning in the sea
36:25
and calling frantically for help, Suppose that
36:28
instead of throwing me a rope, the
36:30
rescuers should shout back, Who are you?
36:32
What is your name? I am Stead.
36:35
W.T. Stead. I'm drowning here in the
36:38
sea. Throw me the rope. Be quick.
36:40
But instead of throwing me the rope,
36:42
they continue to shout back. How do
36:45
we know you're Stead? Where were you
36:47
born? Tell us the name of your
36:49
grandmother. Well, that is pretty typical of
36:51
the Help, said inverted Thomas. The Help
36:53
given by the SBR to the friends
36:56
who were trying to make us hear
36:58
them from the other side. That's a
37:00
real good point. Yeah. What
37:02
the Stead, actually. And hey, James, do
37:04
you remember, remember I told you he died on
37:06
the 15th of April 1912? Yeah.
37:09
Does that date ring any bells, James? It's quite
37:11
a famous date. The listeners are going
37:13
to be, they're going to be shouting. Some of the
37:15
listeners are going to know that day. Is he Archduke
37:17
Franz Ferdinand? What a
37:20
twist that would be. No, that's the wrong
37:22
date from there. 15th of
37:24
April 1912. It's a pretty big
37:26
one. You might call it Titanic. Oh,
37:30
I can't work it out. Wait a minute. He
37:33
drew a picture of himself drowning in the sea.
37:35
He described himself drowning in the sea saying, and
37:37
I quote, I am Stead,
37:39
W.T. Stead. I am drowning here in
37:41
the sea. The
37:44
15th of April 1912, the Google searches come through. Now
37:47
that was the sinking of
37:50
the Titanic. That's right. W.T.
37:52
Stead, the crusading reformer, spiritualist,
37:54
journalist, and challenger
37:57
of mainstream media view.
38:01
died on the Titanic. Wow!
38:04
Yeah, I know!
38:06
What the stead? I was surprised.
38:08
Yeah, I mean, obviously a
38:11
load of people died on the Titanic
38:13
but I'd never sort of heard of
38:15
anyone that wasn't to do, wasn't either
38:18
like the captain or... Doing an Irish
38:20
jig. Yes, or yeah. Those are the
38:22
main occupations on the Titanic. Leonardo DiCaprio,
38:24
yeah, of the people that died, or
38:27
playing music. Yeah, the people on the
38:29
fiddle and the squeeze
38:31
box. Mm-hmm. What the stead?
38:33
What a story! That was amazing!
38:35
That was genuinely quite scary. Yeah, they've
38:37
got some real scary moments in there as
38:39
well. The lady in the
38:42
others as well. Sort of a cross
38:44
between that monk in that
38:46
picture from all the... from like the Osborne
38:48
book of ghosts and the little
38:50
lady in the other. The Osborne book of ghosts.
38:52
Yeah, the Osborne book of ghosts, yes. No
38:55
point. We don't need to even do a riff. Just
38:57
imagine it yourself. Yeah, that's the
39:00
best. Not necessary. We
39:03
don't have to do all the work here. No,
39:05
that's... We've said the Aussie Osborne book of ghosts,
39:07
now it's up to you to imagine how humorous
39:09
that might be. We've done a whole episode here,
39:11
so that's enough. James,
39:15
would you like to score this episode?
39:17
Yes, yes I would. The tale of W.T.
39:20
Stead and the Cole House ghost. Would you
39:22
like to lay some scores upon it? Big
39:24
time. Yes, definitely. What you're starting
39:26
with. I'm ready. I'm going to start with,
39:28
because you had a little bit of fun,
39:31
a little bit cheeky with it. Mm-hmm.
39:33
Names. Naming. Even
39:36
as much as I'm up to
39:38
them, they were good. They were
39:40
good. Willington Gut. Jimmy Durham. What
39:42
the stead? What the stead? Claire
39:44
Voyant. I may have become confused
39:47
at the point. Proctor
39:50
and Unthank. Unthank's a good name.
39:52
Unthank, yeah. You've got Olive Howe.
39:55
Olive Howe? Ellen Sijwick, husband
39:57
of Professor Sijwick of the
39:59
SPR. The president of
40:01
the SBR, I should say. Mm-hmm. Talk
40:03
to him. Um, Miss Puss
40:06
the cat. Yeah. Robert
40:08
Devis in the last one. Yeah, it's five out of
40:10
five. There were a lot of names. A lot of
40:12
names and a lot of great names, even if some
40:14
of them said they were made up for you looking
40:17
at an Atlas. We didn't even
40:19
do ADPs. ADPs! Or
40:21
Hughie, Jimmy and Louis. I'll
40:24
take the five. Take it. I'll
40:26
take it. I'm going to go deep
40:29
beneath a mill. Too deep. Oh,
40:31
that's, yeah. It's
40:33
got real sometimes. My arm's
40:35
bent backwards. Mm. Okay,
40:38
my next category. Yeah. Supernatural.
40:41
Oh, I mean, off the
40:43
scale. Off the scale. If you just
40:46
had animal ghosts. Yeah,
40:48
there's loads. You'd have at least
40:50
four. We've got your monkeys, your cats, your
40:53
dogs. You'd have five. Yeah. That's
40:55
just for animals. Dogs. Yeah.
40:58
Dog, rabbit, cat, sheep. Although,
41:01
it's not that sheep could have just been
41:03
passing by. Yeah, we didn't
41:05
actually test the salinity of the
41:07
sheep. Yeah, and really
41:09
scary ghosts. Yeah,
41:11
I put the animals in
41:13
as fun, light relief. But then there's
41:15
some really scary ghosts on the other
41:17
side of that scale. The lady with
41:20
eye holes but no eye holes. She's like the devil. She's got no
41:22
brains in her head. They both had no
41:24
brains in their head. I didn't tell you.
41:26
But she also had. I was saving the
41:28
phrase. He has no brains in his head
41:30
because I wanted to scare you. I suppose
41:32
you could tell with her because of the
41:34
old, yeah. And that, oh,
41:36
I'm getting shivers. I'm getting
41:39
actual shivers. That's actually. Yeah,
41:41
it's a five. Dr. F's catchphrase. I'm getting
41:43
shivers. I'm getting actual shivers. Is it five again?
41:45
Yeah, that's got to be a five. Okay, all
41:48
right. I wasn't expecting you to go so well.
41:50
I'm getting shivers. I'm getting shivers. I'm getting shivers.
41:52
I'm getting shivers. I'm getting shivers. I wasn't expecting
41:54
you to go so well. Category the third. Don't
41:57
look for it. It's not there. So
42:00
there is the three animals as they
42:02
passed, they all vanished. The animals, yes.
42:04
The thranimals, they vanished, didn't they? The
42:07
lady dies. Don't look for
42:09
them. Ooh. Don't
42:11
look for the brains. The
42:14
dogs' marks on the foot
42:16
of the man who was bitten by
42:19
a spectral hound. The
42:21
original Darlington station, that's gone as well?
42:24
That's yep. Don't try and look for what
42:26
the second station is. It's a fruitless Google
42:29
search. Not information that you can find out,
42:31
really. Don't look
42:33
for a list of stations in podological
42:35
order. That's a
42:37
dream. That is but a dream.
42:40
Alistair, it's another five. I
42:43
can't argue against it. Okay,
42:45
I'm getting really nervous now. And considering
42:47
there was so much stuff there as
42:49
well, it's amazing that you managed to
42:51
score so high on things like that.
42:54
Yes, it is amazing, isn't it? I'm
42:56
really, really nervous now. I don't know if I've ever been in
42:58
this situation. I'm riding high
43:00
on three fives. I think you've
43:02
had a full house before. It
43:06
might have been lockdown fever. During the
43:08
last, say, third days of lockdown. All
43:11
right, final category. What the Dr.
43:13
F? Because
43:18
that has been your reaction to
43:20
almost every new revelation as I've
43:23
laid up on your sensational story
43:25
upon sensational story. What
43:27
the? What the flipping
43:29
flip? These are real
43:31
ghost efforts. These are
43:33
real, really spooky. It's
43:36
got to be a five. I can't not give a
43:38
five if Dr. F's getting involved. No,
43:41
Dr. F's given. But five
43:43
points in this case. Dr. F for
43:45
five. Yeah, it
43:47
turned out it was five all
43:49
along. Congratulations. Thank you. And
43:52
the secret was setting something up at the
43:54
start that I paid off at the end.
43:56
I've discovered this is the secret of doing
43:59
a stand up show. Just do a joke at the
44:01
end that reminds them something at the start and everyone's like, what?
44:04
Structure? I love
44:06
structure. Mmm.
44:09
I've got a memory. I love noticing
44:11
things I've seen before. I
44:14
didn't realize it would work. I mean, what, about 19 years
44:17
into doing this podcast? A bit late for
44:19
me to realize that's a good way of structuring a
44:21
story, but yeah, it worked well. What
44:24
was the structure? Oh, just because I told you
44:26
at the start that it was born on the
44:28
15th of April. So I just dropped
44:30
that there as a little clue and then I
44:32
brought it back right at the end. But the
44:34
fact that you didn't remember... I forgot that bit.
44:37
It's ruined it, frankly, for me. Oh.
44:42
Those files are bitter to be met.
44:45
I mean, I don't want to give you notes, but I'm
44:47
going to. If you'd have said he died on the
44:49
15th of April 1912 and he was pretty chill. Be
44:56
like, oh, be like a ripple. You think that would have
44:58
been enough? Yeah, a little
45:00
call forward, like you're thinking about the noise
45:02
rabbits make. Yes, yes, exactly. Here,
45:05
please just bear with us until you hear the
45:07
live episode where that joke is set up. You're
45:10
going to love it. Four
45:14
fives, James. Unheard of, apart
45:16
from that it may have happened before and
45:18
I just can't remember. Genuinely, my spine actually
45:21
was tangled. This gilet slash hoodie
45:23
with rolled up sleeves is rubbish. Do you
45:25
know how listeners can get a load of
45:27
bonus stuff from that episode, Alistair? What?
45:31
Yeah. Can they? Yeah,
45:33
if you go to patreon.com/lawmenpod and you can sign up
45:35
and you can get bonus episodes. You
45:37
can join the law folk discord and chat
45:39
with other like-minded law folk. It's going to
45:41
be great. I'm going to be really offended
45:43
if my attempt to do Dan Aykroyd's voice
45:45
ends up in the bonus. On the other hand, what
45:48
a treat, if it could. Maybe
45:50
some of it, well. And
45:53
thanks to Joe for editing. Cheers, Joe. I've
46:02
got Dan Aykroyd's Dad's book.
46:11
He's a ghost guy isn't he? Yeah. Dad
46:13
Aykroyd I think he's called. Dad
46:15
Aykroyd. Hmmm. Hahahaha.
46:18
Hahahaha. Hahahaha.
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