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Lawfolk, we've got Beth and
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Briggs Miller of Spectra of
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the Sea podcast and E.R.E.
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Essex podcast. Two
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excellent supernatural podcasts. Would you
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class yourself as a supernatural
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podcast? Yeah, and general weirdness.
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General weirdness. Yeah, anything that makes you go, eww.
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Oh yeah. Fair enough. Like a
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bite of a lime? Yeah, like a,
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makes you go, eww. Eww. Eww.
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The Mets, if you're from the 90s,
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which I know I am. Oh, the Mets advert.
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Well, the judder man. It
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was him from, what's it called? Mighty
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Boosh. Was it? Yeah. Do you remember
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the early Mets advert, whereas hi, I'm
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a freelance scientist. That was Julian Barrett
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from Mighty Boosh. Oh my God, it
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was as well. This was technically known
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as a judder. I'm also a
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massive fan of the show. So I am
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fangirling so much right now. To
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be a law person and actually sit
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and think about the 90s
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and misremember things. Yeah. You
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could do it from the comfort of your own home,
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but today you're doing it not live because this is
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a recorded medium. We're very, very happy to have you
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on Beth. And thanks very much. Thank
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you for asking. And of course,
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Christmas pig to you. Christmas pig to
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you too. Happy Southern Alien. Very
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nice. And also Christmas pig to everyone that
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celebrates. And those that don't actually, you're just
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going to get one. Christmas pig
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to. Yeah. The bloomin' PC brigade
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hasn't got to us yet. The
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woke punch. Yeah. The
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anti-Christmas pig woke brigade.
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Yeah. Ruined it for everyone else. Yes.
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But I think you've got a bunch of whoresigned
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tails for us as it is the run up
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to Christmas pig. Also, I'm not going to explain
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why it's Christmas pig listener. You're going to have
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to do your own research on that or I
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might do it in the outro. If
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you don't know by now, there's no hope. Basically,
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at this time of year, our
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thoughts turn to the porcine folklore.
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Our piggy friends. I mean, there's loads
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of pig. folklore at Christmas. So it's
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quite natural that we would turn our
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thoughts. To the pigs. To the sty.
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Our minds are in the sty. Oh.
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But you've kind of snuffled around, you could
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say, and found a bunch of stories in
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the rotting vegetation that is
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the world or the or books.
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The law of the land. Mm-hmm. Yeah. There
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were some good offerings. Yeah, what did you
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find? Well, I found some good ones. I found
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them one. I know you particularly like this one. Mm-hmm.
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All right. Let's kick off with The Spider in the Chimney.
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The Spider in the Chimney. Neither of those things
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are pigs. How are we going to get a
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pig in here? Let's find out. You've
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got to hold on and wait now, James, because you know,
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there will be pig. You just got to wait, OK?
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OK. I got
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this story. It's a story I knew anyway because
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we discussed it on Eerie Essex. But I
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found a book that went into more
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detail with this one. And this was
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in Essex Ghosts by James Wentworth Day,
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who could tell a tale. He almost
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told Kenneth. JWD? JWD.
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He knew how to spin a yarn. Nice.
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So, as I said, this is about the
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spider in the chimney. And in a village
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called Stock, there's an inn called
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The Bear, which... So, there was a
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little character and he was known locally
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as the spider. And he was a
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little ossler who used to groom the horses. Wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this a human? This
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is a natural spider. So, this is a little
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flower. I don't even know what
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an ossler is. An ossler, to me, sounds
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like a large rodent. No, that
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would have been even more fun. How many
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animals can cram into this story? What is
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an ossler? An ossler is someone who takes care of the
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horses like an inn. Oh,
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OK. Look what it says. Right. The ossle.
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Ossle the horses. And I'm
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going to guess he was called the spider because he
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could groom loads of horses at the same time. It
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was like he had eight arms. No.
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OK, fine then. But we'll get to why he was
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called the spider soon. Did he poo silk? He did.
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OK, sorry. Spoiler alert. As
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well as like looking after the horses and
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making sure that they were fed and what
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have you and sleeping in the stable loft,
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he'd come into the pub and he would have some
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party tricks and one of the party tricks was
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the landlord said, if you can down this pint
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without taking a breath, you'll get your next one
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free. And I think his record was 14 pints.
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Without a breath? I don't think he did the whole 14. I
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think each one he drank without a breath.
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And then when he got to the 14th
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DA... I'll be all right now, actually, thanks.
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That's all right. Yeah, I'm done. Someone
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hold his nose, I guess. I'm just trying
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to think of the logistics of how you'd
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prove or disprove. So the sort of like
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the rules around it. Whilst chugging. I hope
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someone did. Otherwise, that would have been a
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very easy 14th pint. But that wasn't the
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only trick he did. So he also used
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to take one of his pints and climb
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up the chimney. Hence, spider. That's the thing
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spiders are most famous for, being in chimneys.
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Necking beers. If you
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ever miss your pint, that's where it's gone. So
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he used to go up there and he
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would... There's a little shelf inside this fireplace.
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And he would sit there with his pint and
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often not want to come down because it was
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cozy up there and it was cold outside. If
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you're cold, they're cold. Bring them in. Spiders.
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So these are shove a bunch of straw up
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the chimney and set fire to it. So smoke
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him out. We'll get to why they used to
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do this later. Because there's a twist in this
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tail. A twisted tail. Do you see what I
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did there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The puns are starting
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to... That's good. That's good. And then
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sometimes even that wouldn't do
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it. And there was one Christmas Eve where
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he was so full of beer, he wouldn't
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even budge for the straw smoke. So they
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rammed a bunch of sticks up the chimney
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and set fire to them. And that actually
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knocked him out. Oh, I was going to say.
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And he died of smoke inhalation.
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I Thought it might have been like the next
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one would have been bricks. He had a real
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sort of big bad wolf vibe. They Started with
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straw. He really did, didn't they? Especially with the...
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Moved on to burning sticks. Next One, they're going
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to put some briquettes, maybe a charcoal. Cobra Cat
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I mean. The know Christmas he is
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that Sanchez entrance man. They're playing with
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fire has. Literally and cigarettes is like
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literally and figuratively. yes one gotten. So
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he was up there. Any passed out
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from smoke inhalation and died as you
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do very easily. Done for girls and
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talk years and millions I said Mrs
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is Middle East and a going concern.
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Is I think it's fi kills a minute smoke in
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seconds. The. Seal that I was in
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our tools in Millet. Sad when it
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is scary at the smoke kills and
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mountain warehouses. Know Dhabi, my says sisters
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and. With a blast him at that in I
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say couldn't figure out how to get him down. Your
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they need the first point opportunities for a
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bird. The chimneys caps the spider, but the
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probably the bird would get stuck. Said agony
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said the cats are presumably to transfer and
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where he did die long. unsure of a
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perhaps he died. he died in his Il
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Nido. to be home and. Plenty we didn't
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seem the same dispensing. Years later they did
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try to see if they could get what
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was less is him down pets. Are
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we still? He was still
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that James. He's still and
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wafts, yes, sunni that stone.
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This. Isn't they couldn't game down without
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bringing down the chimney stat So they
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districts of that sex and so he
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still atla. Genuinely genuinely.
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Announced you asked, what has this got
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to do with pigs. Did they get to
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the point of them for the better than the Caitlyn
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the Dog mm forgot the rhyme and sticker Pick up
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their know. How they
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didn't see that now. but a little south they
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used to like to sit. Same last, the bacon.
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Smoker Oh so yeah. man, I forgot
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that he was still there is quite
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sad. but I do like the nursery
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rhyme aspects that you have. the Big
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Bad Wolf Factor and then you've got
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six. or the Box, The Old Lady,
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The Swallow bugs, Florida sealed doors. I've
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got even more animals. Or you know,
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where you want more animals? I've got
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no answer to doubly day. When
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steps to some of the people in
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the pub to knew him all the
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members him and they said authorities also
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tax necessity accent he was sharp as
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a fox. and is planning is a Wagging
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load of weasels. Oh, oh, oh. Nice.
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Sharp and cunning. That is both
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sharp and cunning. And they said,
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I reckon he's still there. And there he stops,
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and we don't want to lose him. So it's
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become sort of like an emblem of the pub.
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And customers still say they see him dodging about.
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And I love this. He has shrunk since
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he's become a ghost. Mm-hmm. He's
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also got a Gremlins vibe as well, hasn't
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it? The Christmas and they're stuck up the
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chimney. Do you think he was dressed as
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Suntie? I know. He's got everything. It's, yeah,
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it's... Well, I hope so. The text is
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very rich. It's very rich. It
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was rich, this text. Wow, that was great.
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Thank you. I know you like that story. Would
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you like more pigs? Yes, please. More
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pigs at a faster rate. OK, OK.
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So these are spectral pigs. Mm-hmm. These
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are actual pigs now, not just bacon
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fodder. These are actual
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ghosts of pigs. This is from Haunted
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East Anglia from Joan Forman. Oh, I know
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her well. I have a Joan Forman. I think
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I have one of those counties around there. I
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think you've got Haunted East Anglia because
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we talked about how the front cover
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had this weird, creepy, spectral figure on it.
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Yes, and it's the weeping willow. That's it.
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Yes. Lovely stuff. Classic. A
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classic of the genre. So again,
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this is Christmas-based. Mm,
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lovely. It's a Christmas pig's... It's
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Christmas pigs' floral. Nice. So
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hold on to your socks. A litter
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of Christmas pigs. On a
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Christmas morning, a local man was walking
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from Corsorpe to the pub in Legborne
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Village. As he drew level with the
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plantation gateway, he heard the sound
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of footsteps approaching. Feeling sociable,
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he slowed down to enable the men to
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catch up with him, thinking to have a
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pleasant conversation. The steps came nearer, through level,
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and then passed him, but there was no
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person to be seen. Immediately followed a herd
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of pigs. They
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dashed past him and forced him off
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the road. So there were some ghost,
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presumably humans, and then some... The prize
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pigs? Yeah, bonus pigs. Bonus pigs, yes.
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Wow. Ghost humans and then
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pretty hefty pigs. to
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look around. There were no pigs in sight, so they were
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ghost pigs too. Or vanishing pigs. Either
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one is special. When he got to
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the pub, he told his friend, who
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far from laughing, cried, just stopped
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and asked about the spot.
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All he said was, aye, and then
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went on to tell the story. When he
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was ditching there, a lady in a car
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stopped and asked about that spot, and she
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said there was a stone nearby to commemorate
10:25
a murder. I'm trying
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to guess whether it was by pigs or
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of pigs. But carry
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on. Well, he may be on for
10:33
something here. So hang on. Sometime in
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the 1800s, a drover had taken his
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stock to Lausmarket and come back with
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a herd of pigs he'd bought and
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a pocketful of money from the sale of
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his own stock. Oh, wow. He's flipping... What
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was he? What's a drover do? Past tense
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of drive. I imagine. He's flipping livestock. But
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somebody was lying waiting in the gateway. The gateway
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where our guy had seen the ghost pigs. And
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jumped out on him and cut his throat. Whoa!
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Oh, no. Yeah, it's
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got dark. Yeah. And the pigs witnessed all this,
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I guess, and that's going to be quite harrowing.
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And that's why they haunt the place still, trying to
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search for their drover. Or the drover's murderer.
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Maybe they're ghost slash invisible
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pig detectives. Oh, I've watched
11:13
that. Even if they haven't made up their
11:15
mind in the pilot and it's still just
11:17
ghost or vanishing pig detectives. So
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this stone? Yes. Don't go and look
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for it. It's not there. Perfect. What
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a proof if proof we need to
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be. And now, what's taken away during the
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Second World War where they widen the road? Probably
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quite nearby. They just shifted it. So there is
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the stone. Still don't go and look for it
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because we don't know where. That is nicked your
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tag on that. No, it's good. It
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is stolen in itself, don't worry. It's a
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reference that no one knows. Do you want
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to hear about some Welsh pigs throwing shade?
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Yes. So this is in an amazing
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book. If you ever want to know about
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Welsh folklore, it's by someone called Elias Owen.
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He is actually just an essay,
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but it's a book. Again,
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this is a podcast you can't see. It is
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a good shot worth and it's amazing.
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It like go through everything about Welsh
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folklore. He covers a section on pigs.
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Yes. Lucky for us. So there was a
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man called William Davis who wanted to get
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home from his journey in England
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before the end of the harvest. So he decided
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he was going to try and get home as
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quick as he can, but he was running late
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which meant that he had to travel on
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a Sunday. Now back in day.
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No, no, no. Yeah. I
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guess you turned into stone. Mm-hmm.
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He said he dreaded meeting anyone on his
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way to anyone who was on their way
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to chapel and he felt guilty with
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every step. Well, by Sunday evening,
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he had reached a Flandvihandjal Crithan
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where he was known. And so
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he determined to wait until they
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were all in mass. Good idea. Well, he
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got to the village okay. But
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when he got to a barley field,
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he suddenly found himself surrounded by a
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large number of pigs. Oh
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no, the most pious of
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all the farmyard animals, the
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pig. Yeah. I like the
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way they just like jumped at him. They
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were waiting for him lying in wait. Imagine they've
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like got cigarettes hanging out in their mouth and
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like just ID playing with little flick knives in
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their trotters. Yeah, it looks like you're a... Like
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clicking. Looks like you're missing mass,
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mister. What's he called? Mr.
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Davis. Mr. Davis. We're running along to
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church now pretty boy. Is
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exactly how it went down. No, really. Well,
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no, they came up to him, stared
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at him, grunted and then walked
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away. To be honest, I've seen pigs,
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that's standard pig, M.O. Is it standard pig?
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Well, then it went on and he met... Oh
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no. Judging pigs. Judging pigs,
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more judging pigs. No, gets
13:43
worse. Judging mice. This
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is like a reverse Swaller the
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Spider. Oh yeah. And even
13:50
more a tutting dog, the worst
13:52
of all dogs. Yeah. And
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then your favorite kind of animal. Another pig,
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a dolphin? No, I
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don't think you'd meet a... dolphin in the whales.
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Among the few. It's
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saying my favorite animal. I'm just
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running through my. They
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sort of sound, it could sound like a
14:10
very like quick number of tuts, wouldn't it?
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Okay. Yeah. Maybe that's
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what the dolphins are doing. Just tutting at us all the
14:17
time. And we're like, Oh, look, they're playing. That
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little grin on their faces. Yeah. Don't trust them.
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It's not a grin. It's a grimace. Wait a
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minute. So a dog did it as well. A
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dog. Now there used to be that sort of
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myth that dogs can't look up. I think that
14:30
was put about why the TV show spaced. I
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do believe it was, um, Sean
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of the dead. Was it Sean of the dead? And
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I tried it with my dog. They can look up. Yeah.
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And it turns out they can also look down on you.
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Oh yeah. And touch. But
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the next animal you're going to
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absolutely love this. A headless horse. Oh,
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of course a headless horse. What
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happened there? Of course. Of course.
14:57
A headless horse. It's
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a headless course. Of course. Well,
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I don't know how a headless horse would
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like look disapproving. I imagine it might just
15:07
like pull with him or turn around and
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like, you know, really like swish his tail
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sort of like in a, yeah, I can't
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really. How do you throw shade if you
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haven't got a head? I mean, anything you're
15:18
doing is it's tinged.
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He's got an edge to it. If
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you're a headless horse, but yeah, it's
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very difficult to read emotions on anything,
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I'd say that's headless. You can assume
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terror and pain at the very least
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a sense of on we. Do
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you know what you said? It was like the
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reverse of the, the, the nursery rhyme reverse. You
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know, she ran. What's the last person he would
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meet? The old woman. Yes. He met
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an old woman who's had a mouth full of spiders.
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Terrified. She was. I assumed
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she had because she was sitting on the,
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on the wall to the boundary to his
15:50
house, who was that close
15:52
to home and met your woman. Apparently the
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headless horse. She was like, an
15:57
old woman, he'd just like collapsed. Did
16:00
he die of shame? I didn't die. Oh,
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thank goodness. He was incapacitated by shame. I
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think he was found by his parents who
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were just like, you what? Instead
16:12
of like, they hadn't seen the sun for months
16:14
and they were like, you came here on a
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Sunday? We did have another one, but then you
16:19
went and like dashed all my hopes because apparently
16:21
you've spoken about it before. Which one's
16:23
this? This is the Boar Head ceremony.
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Oh, in Oxford, yes. Yep. Go
16:28
on. Go on, everyone. It's Christmas
16:30
Pig. Everyone, you like a story that you've
16:32
heard before at Christmas Pig? Well, yeah. I
16:34
mean, yeah, we like, you know, you tell the same
16:36
stories every year. That's part of it, isn't it? You
16:38
listen to your granddad or your grandma telling the same
16:41
story that they've told you a thousand times, but it's
16:43
still good. And it's not just because you don't
16:45
go back and listen to old episodes. This
16:47
is from a dictionary of British
16:49
folk customs by Christ in
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a Hole. It's Christina Hole. So
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there's this tradition that's actually carried
16:55
out across Britain. It's
16:57
since the Middle Ages, a boar's head
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would be paraded and decorated and garlanded
17:02
with like high ceremony and then brought
17:04
into a hall of feasting to the
17:06
sound of trumpet, singing and poems and
17:08
a general palaver. I think it still
17:10
takes place even today. I mean, this
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when Christina or Christ in a Hole,
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Christina Hole wrote this book, it was
17:17
still being done at Queens College, Oxford.
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And in the 19th century, most
17:22
students stayed at the college as winter journey home
17:24
was too dangerous. They just
17:27
stayed over, you know, and they said, let's let
17:29
you know, if they're staying here for Christmas, let's
17:31
make a bit of a thing of it. And
17:33
nothing says Christmas like turning off a pig's head
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and bringing it inside, apparently. So
17:38
again, just like it is everywhere else, it's
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brought to the high table while stopping every
17:42
so often to sing a verse from the
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boar's head carol bite. And I love this
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name. Winkin de Word. Oh, yes.
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Winkin de Word. Yes. I remember
17:51
that. So he wrote like
17:53
sort of customs and songs around Britain
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and was printed in 1521. It
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was like the nam- hits of
18:01
15 now 1521. Now
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that's what I call folk hymns. That's
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what I call a boar's head. What
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do you know? The reason they do
18:11
it in Queen's College, apart from entertaining
18:13
homesick students, was supposed to commemorate and
18:15
this bit I know you spoke about
18:17
was it with Tantral? I think it
18:20
may have been or it might have
18:22
been on the Cuthbert Shields episode, the
18:24
Return of Cuthbert Shields, because I think
18:26
he was at what he might have
18:29
been at Queen's College. Ah,
18:31
so that's fine. Right. We'll talk about
18:33
it again. So this was supposed
18:35
to commemorate a scholar from the college who
18:37
had met a wild boar on the heights
18:39
of shot over and being unarmed, apart from
18:41
a book, a copy of Aristotle, he just
18:44
went up to the pig and shoved it
18:46
down his throat crying, swallow this if you
18:48
can. Cool. As you do. Yeah. And
18:50
the boar replied, I'm going to just guess how it says.
18:55
Come on. And died. Wow.
18:57
That was a good, that was believable. Oh
19:00
yeah. I bet you thought you were there. I
19:02
thought I was measuring a boar
19:04
with a book. I don't know
19:06
what it said. I didn't quite understand that. Oh,
19:09
that was Griecomme S and it means
19:11
it is Greek. So this pig doesn't
19:13
like Greek food. Like it's all Greek
19:15
to me or something. It's all Greek to me. Yeah,
19:17
it does like foreign muck. One
19:20
of them. Very picky pig. I mean, to die is
19:22
a bit over the top. Yeah,
19:24
that's a bit much. Even old
19:26
Davis didn't die when a strange
19:28
lady scared him. Well, this actually
19:31
all, I mean, to bring Essex in, you know,
19:33
as I am one
19:35
half of Erie Essex and they also
19:37
took place in horn church. But Christina
19:39
says it was a bit more boisterous.
19:42
Oh, the boar's head ceremony or the murder of
19:44
a boar with a book. There is a murder
19:46
of a boar because how they did it. Well,
19:48
if there's a boar's head at some point, the
19:51
boar would have been murdered. Yes, I doubt it's
19:53
not still alive. The existence of the head implies
19:55
a body and it being attached.
19:57
Yeah. Well, they don't know what happened to the boy. I assume they
19:59
could. You'd hope so. Well, on
20:01
Christmas Day afternoons, the head would be paraded
20:04
on a pitchfork. You know, like, can
20:06
you see the tall guys going this way?
20:08
Yes, yes. They do it with umbrellas, not...
20:10
The boar's head's on a pitchfork. No, not
20:12
anymore. It's paraded
20:15
to a mill field near the church and
20:17
then people would wrestle for it. Oh. I
20:20
mean, that's how much people like the boar's head. Is
20:22
it the pearl or something like a bit inside the
20:24
cheek that's going to be the most delicious part of
20:26
a pig or something? I think so, but
20:29
my knowledge of that comes off like
20:32
Sans the Lambs. Oh, really? That's
20:35
where most of my knowledge comes from, horror
20:37
films. If it's most of your cookery, that's a
20:40
bad thing. Oh, yeah, no, not most of my
20:42
cookery, just random facts. Okay, good. Your
20:44
cooking tips don't come from noted cannibal.
20:47
Well, the winner and their friends would then
20:49
take the boar's head to the inn and
20:51
feast on it. At least everything
20:53
got used, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's nice.
20:55
But I imagine after being on a pitchfork for
20:57
a while, I mean, it's Christmas and it'd be cold,
21:00
but you know, it might be a bit musty
21:02
by the time you get it there. I think so.
21:04
And presumably, whoever's at the very least
21:06
worked up a sweat if not got covered in mud,
21:08
and they're going to be doing things, they're going to
21:10
be messing around with it. Yes, it's not exactly going
21:12
to be in a nice state by the time you
21:15
get to the party. I'm
21:17
no vegan or vegetarian, but I'm not
21:19
a fan of eating the face of
21:21
things. That's a really
21:23
good merch idea. I don't want to eat the face
21:25
of a thing. Not a fan
21:27
of the face of things. Well, yeah. Well,
21:30
this origin goes back even further,
21:32
apparently. And I
21:34
found online somewhere, I think actually
21:36
so embarrassing. I think I found this
21:38
on Wikipedia. That's absolutely fine.
21:41
Is it? Okay. So
21:43
this person, whoever put this on Wikipedia said it
21:45
was initiated in all probability by the
21:48
Anglo-Saxons. So it goes back
21:50
that far. And in Norse tradition, sacrifice
21:52
carried the intent of imploring Freya to
21:55
show favor to the new year. So
21:57
the boar's head with an apple in the mouth was carried to the
21:59
banquet hall. on golden silver dish, the sounds
22:01
of trumpets and sounds of minstrels. And
22:04
then they would inevitably fight. And
22:06
inevitably fight over it. But
22:08
yeah, I mean, it still happens a lot around, I mean,
22:10
there's a balls head ceremony in London every year, you
22:12
know, of all like the list of things, Christmas things
22:14
to do in London, it probably won't make that
22:16
list. But there is a ceremony which takes
22:18
place in early December, very early on
22:21
in Lord Mayor's office. And
22:23
then it goes from the worshipful company
22:25
of butchers to the hall and barfoam
22:27
you close by a cheap side. And yeah, it's
22:30
a big thing. I mean, I've got
22:32
pictures, I'll send them to you can do what you
22:34
will with them. But when's the next
22:36
one? I was gonna say it's December
22:38
tomorrow, James should go to the ball head.
22:40
Yeah, when is it? I don't know. Have
22:42
a look. Tickets is offering tickets. Ball's
22:45
head ceremony, London 2023 and lunch, February. Whoa,
22:50
what? The ball's headed 2022 looks
22:52
very 70s. It
22:55
does. I think it's a
22:57
really good match. I want because of health
22:59
and safety. Yeah, no, it's got like kiwis
23:01
and oranges and apples on a stick sticking
23:04
out the ears. Is it redheads with like
23:06
all white dots? Oh, you've got
23:08
another picture. That's worse than that, sir. The tusk
23:10
looks like it's made of marzipan or something. They've
23:12
got the apple in the mouth. I think that's
23:15
real. But they've sort of decorated. Oh, the one
23:17
I'm looking at is definitely not real. Yeah, the
23:19
one that they've got outside is like a toy,
23:22
like a weird child's toy. But
23:24
then there's another one and it's
23:26
sort of surrounded by crests. And
23:28
then it's got they've made an
23:30
eye out of what looks like
23:32
some marzipan and an olive or
23:34
grape. It's gross. Like,
23:37
I think there's radishes
23:39
on there as well. There's radish and kiwi
23:41
right next to each other. I think these
23:44
butchers know their meat. But not their fruit
23:46
and veg. Oh, how much do you
23:48
reckon a ticket is? 25 quid. Triple
23:50
it and add that. Oh, what is
23:52
it? 70 quid plus VAT per
23:54
person. I want the whole head for that. Yeah, yeah,
23:57
I'm looking at it, you know, all that
23:59
remains is for me to. say. Thank you very much,
24:01
Beth and Briggs Miller. Where can people
24:03
hear more of your stuff, presumably less
24:05
pig based? I don't actually
24:07
think we've spoken about any pigs. So you might. Oh,
24:09
no, I did. I did. I did. I spoke about
24:12
pigs on the road episode. And I think possibly in
24:14
the episode you were in when you came on January. It
24:17
was very animal animal. It was animal-ly, I
24:19
think. Yeah. It was my mum's favourite episode.
24:21
Really? Yes. How
24:24
come? Because of all the animals. She's a big
24:26
fan of the animals. She's a big fan of the
24:28
animals, yeah. And you made her laugh. Oh, oops.
24:30
What are the podcasts then? It's
24:33
Eerie Essex podcast. And you can
24:35
find it on all usual places,
24:37
sort of like iTunes, Amazon Music,
24:39
Spotify. And I do Eerie Essex
24:41
with Elsa Clarke, who's my bestie.
24:44
And I do Spectra the Sea with
24:46
Owen Staton, who has got the most
24:49
amazing voice in the world.
24:51
It is like Han puts us all to shame.
24:54
So that's an audio drama that follows
24:56
the folklore of the Welsh coastline. So
24:58
we like go along the Welsh coast
25:00
in a story of itself that tells
25:02
stories on the way. Oh, very nice.
25:04
It's like immersive and it's soundscape, so you feel
25:06
like you're with us. Very nice. Oh,
25:09
that sounds delightful. Thank you, Han. Now,
25:11
this is going to sound like a
25:13
backwards insult, but that I think would
25:15
very much appeal to the Snorfolk, because
25:17
that sounds like something you would want
25:19
to properly close your eyes and listen
25:21
to when you're nice and calm in
25:23
the dark. It has got a sort
25:25
of like meditative, like sort of well-being
25:27
sort of edge to it. So we
25:30
talk you through, Owen especially talks you
25:32
through some relaxing... Relaxation
25:35
techniques. That's it. Relaxing
25:37
relaxation techniques, yeah. Relaxing relaxation
25:39
techniques, yeah. And yeah, so you
25:41
sort of like after the episode,
25:44
if you've not fallen asleep halfway,
25:46
you feel, ahh. Excellent. Like you've
25:48
done a really nice fart, you
25:50
know. And a
25:52
little bit sleepy, nice. Well, thank you very much,
25:54
Bethan. No, I'm such a big Norman
25:56
fan, so to be on here is like... I'm
26:00
so excited. Wonderful deputy and Christmas pig, one and
26:02
all. Thank you, Christmas pig to you two and
26:04
to one and all.
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