Well, hello!

These are the stories wicked men tell their children at night. The tale of Tinker Hell is more than mere fable.

Sorry, didn’t mean to spook you. If you find you now have trouble sleeping; our robot overlords have composed the sonnet of sweet slumber to lull you to your final rest.

Sheesh, again with the nihilistic notes.

What’s better than James Franco? 80 James Francos!

We give Final Fantasy XV what-for

Oh, also, if you’ve read this far you’re most definitely the newest name on the FBI watch list.

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Smart condoms

AI composed “Lullaby”

Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney

Fate deciding self driving cars

Ben Affleck steals batarangs

The book “What If…?”

This episode’s Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: “Tinker Hell”

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )

Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.