Join two losers in their never-ending crusade to find the best donut shop, the perfect pencil, to get five Nobel Prizes, create a donut singularity, and find true love. Where are they going with a point, nobody knows (not even the two of them). Luke says, "Ramy's a loser." Ramy says, "See, the key difference between the two of us is intellect and looks, which I handly outclass Luke in both." So give us a call at (100) 123 - 4597, or go to our office at the intersection of Smarty Pants blvd, located on Mars.

*Special thanks to Vivian Pham for the spectacular cover art.