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Released Tuesday, 4th January 2022
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Tuesday, 4th January 2022
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0:03

Hey, my name is .

0:04

It's

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the

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first

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episode

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of

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the

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new

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year. Happy 2022.

0:16

Welcome to the bro show 2 0, 2, 2.

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That's the twos and one zero.

0:23

So that means that you I'm going to have a zero.

0:25

Yeah, y'all gonna have a two times, two times two, two times two is four, two times four times two is eight.

0:31

If you're watching, you probably noticed that we're sitting in a weird setup and if you're listening, you might feel the energy and aura of a third person in the room.

0:41

So there is a guest we're starting out the year with a special guest.

0:46

We haven't had a guest in a hot minute.

0:50

I would say like eight months, like led yacht actually has been a long time.

0:53

And by gust, we mean one of our family members, or we've only ever had family members on.

0:58

I think I do want to have like a local person on, we have to figure that out, but I don't want them to come to my house.

1:02

We have to rent out a space.

1:03

There was a time when we talked about inviting a local mom over that we don't know.

1:09

And we just want to learn what her life's like. That just sounds fun.

1:11

I guess I could invite her into my basement, but I feel like even not only for our comfortability, but inviting a local mom on, she might not want to come to random.

1:20

People's basements that we should just do gone to like a studio.

1:24

Even the guest would have feel more comfortable if it wasn't in your basement, you know?

1:29

Yeah. That's the thing about it. But that is to come.

1:31

Maybe I was also wanting to have Joe Josie was mom on it, but she's, she, she might be too famous for this, but w we will see without further ado.

1:41

Welcome.

1:48

Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Allie.

1:49

She's been on the podcast to many, a time.

1:53

Do you know what number? This is?

1:58

The one in California was the first one when we were like At

2:00

your apartment. Oh yeah. We told the story of Jacob's date.

2:04

Oh yeah.

2:04

Oh,

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we

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didn't

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go

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on

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it. I made up the date part, but you met a man at a bar or something.

2:11

Oh, Last

2:13

week. Did he?

2:14

Yeah, he did.

2:16

Wait, what happened?

2:21

He came to our Crap. The guy you met at the bar two years ago, messaged you on Christmas.

2:26

I was like, holy shit. He re he met you on a random night out and he's still messaging you.

2:30

It would be creepy.

2:31

I mean, it probably is basically, baby, it'd be romantic.

2:34

Creepy is romantic.

2:36

But yeah, this is our sister, Alison rose fifth time, I think then.

2:43

And you might, I just kinda haircut yesterday. So that's why I looked different.

2:47

I know. Oh, I guess she's, you've been on the east coast becoming a doctor.

2:52

Yeah. I've been coming a doctor. I'm getting my PhD in math at duke.

2:56

So I'm in North Carolina right now.

2:58

How has it been?

3:00

It's been great.

3:01

It just, it's just weird.

3:03

Like being away from the family, like way on separate ends of like the, I guess not separate ends because you guys are in the middle and I'm on like the side, but That's

3:12

cool though. Okay. You're east coast girl now.

3:15

Like they actually like, they do to like, it's, I feel like it's a whole different world down there.

3:18

Like, did we think everything differently?

3:19

Like

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I

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actually

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feel

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like

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I

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live

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in

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a

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parallel

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universe.

3:27

I don't know. I've always viewed people that live on the east coast as cool people.

3:33

Like I viewed them as edgy.

3:34

For some reason I view them this isn't a good way as olden days kind of cause like, you know, in the us we settled on the east coast first.

3:42

Oh. Like Americans died when they like took over the country or whatever.

3:45

And, but, so I kind of associated with that, like the Mayflower and stuff, but actually Mayflower, I

3:54

guess they know they actually are. They always talk.

3:56

Everyone always talks about Midwestern values though.

3:59

They think, I think they think of the Midwest as like having like the greatest values and like so good.

4:03

So Basically

4:04

basically they say that in a good way or is it kind of like, oh, you guys, Like

4:08

don't say it in a good way. And like some people like say, I said I was from Nebraska.

4:11

They were like, wait, what?

4:13

I come from a farm or something.

4:15

It's like, I guess I didn't grow up on a farm.

4:18

That's why it's funny because I view living in Nebraska as normal.

4:21

But I feel like so many people think it's like driving tractors every day.

4:26

Which makes sense. Yeah.

4:28

I mean my high school did have a drive your tractor to school day.

4:30

So

4:32

yeah. That was in like a smaller, Yeah,

4:36

because like bigger cities are always like, they aren't going to be like, so like not

4:42

wait, finish what you said first.

4:44

No, I didn't really have anything to say this.

4:47

Like don't aren't as like, like farming farmers.

4:51

Yeah. Like not exaggerate, but we did kind of go to other munchies growing up on oh, every day.

4:56

Right. I'm kind of in my high school was referred to as Calpine.

5:00

Hi. Yeah. Cause like it's so funny because we grew up in a small ass town and this small, the city, the school that was in the town acted like they were city people compared to us farm people on it.

5:12

We went to the farm high school on the outskirts of town.

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But it's like VU. Like you still go to the high school in a town of like 20,000 people.

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But they were trying to act like, wow, like you guys are so farming.

5:21

Oh, we gotta get so different.

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And like when we had sporting games, they would come like dress and overalls and stuff, like kind of making fun of farmers funny.

5:28

It was just a friendly rivalry, you know?

5:31

Yeah. But I was so offended since you will hillbilly, but I'm going to ask if anyone is considering going to duke, you'd recommend, I

5:43

would for sure. Recommend I've only finished one semester, but it's been great.

5:47

So I have how many semesters, so it's, I'm going to done with, I don't really want to do the math.

5:55

You have like eight more semesters something, right?

5:57

Oh, nine more, nine more semester. Cause like of two semesters in one year and a half, four years left.

6:01

And then I have this extra semester.

6:05

Oh my God. Well that's Allie's update.

6:07

Yeah. College girl, but a freak on the weekend.

6:10

Megan, the stallion. Yeah.

6:11

Hot .

6:13

Is there anything else you want to tell us about slash audience?

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Something that we don't know?

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We'll say might as well put you on the spot, you know, is there The

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biggest thing I learned from moving to the east coast was like what an IPA was like, I didn't even know what breweries were.

6:32

I didn't know. Breweries were a big thing there.

6:34

Like I grew up like, I like doing tequila, sodas and everything, but like they like drink like hardcore beer there.

6:40

I was like, it's not really for me, but yeah.

6:44

The beer culture is big there, I guess.

6:48

So what was the IPA like? So you just, you weren't into it.

6:52

It's good. But just still feeling like I'm not used to having it to be so feeling like it's like a whole meal.

6:56

I forgot. I don't really want to drink the whole meal.

6:59

I could just gross. Oh yeah. Isn't it. Some of it like thick like milkshake.

7:03

Yeah. I was like .

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Is

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that

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a

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thing? Like a bale milkshake?

7:09

They probably do.

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Cause I feel like people love bear.

7:13

So why not make it like milkshakey he won't Put

7:15

beer in everything that you could put it in coffee.

7:16

Oh that's Bailey's I Guess is that bale whiskey though?

7:20

It's whiskey. Right.

7:21

But people might do put in coffees.

7:23

It's probably a product for that. Yeah.

7:25

But yeah. I've I never really tried the hardcore beers.

7:28

The most I've ever gone is on what's that one beer that's like kind of like indie blue moon or something.

7:34

Blue moon.

7:36

Yeah. I think so.

7:38

I don't, I don't think so actually Omaha, Nebraska.

7:40

It has a lot of breweries, I guess, but I'm not supposed to that though.

7:43

So I'm not, I don't live in home. 'cause every one time I did go to my brewery and like I was the annoying ass, like hillbilly and I asked for a bud light and they were like, boo, are you kidding?

7:52

Because like the whole thing was like supposed to be like try a different beer.

7:54

And I was like, oh, let's have a bud Light.

7:56

But I always ask where now To

7:58

next time I go, I'm going to actually experiment.

8:02

Okay. I don't even know if there's correlates, but does it kind have to do with like F capitalism in a way?

8:07

Am I making that up? Because it kind of gives the vibe of like, we don't want to support these big companies, me like making up this thing.

8:16

And it has nothing to do with like of capitalism.

8:18

Yeah. Because a lot of them like brew their own beer and a lot of stuff.

8:22

So, But

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like support, smile a bit.

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I have the vibe of like, if it's a really popular beer, probably isn't good.

8:30

You know, this is all mass produced. Whereas these are like all like the handcraft and then artists and made going to a cafe that's like family owned.

8:39

It probably is by the night Pinella bud.

8:41

Yeah. Yeah. But I wouldn't know because I only should go to Pan-Am bud.

8:48

Also. I haven't met Cody co yet, but he did go to duke and I'm excited.

8:52

I haven't met him yet. Did he do a talk?

8:54

Oh Wait. No. Yeah. Him and Kelsey actually did.

8:57

They did a virtual talk? No, that was at UNL actually.

9:00

Yeah. Oh.

9:00

When did he go to duke?

9:03

For like swimming? He's like an athlete, right?

9:05

Yeah. Well, diver diving. I think.

9:09

Nope. It's not diving. I'm thinking Gigi gorgeous.

9:11

We actually have a story.

9:13

We were driving with our dad to this sushi place all there this week.

9:17

And right when he told him the car asked by big Sean was paying and Nicki Minaj boss was saying, you couldn't get Michael clothes if he was F in Michael.

9:26

Cause. So do you think he actually just listened to that type of music secretly?

9:29

Or do you think I'm the only one who was in the truck?

9:32

Like no, no one drove his truck before him and changed the radio station?

9:36

No. So this was like the hip hop college radio, I think.

9:40

And I could see dad doing that.

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Cause remember that one time I forgot when it was, but I was driving with him with someone else and he was trying to prove like, oh, I know like new music.

9:49

And he said like, he, he like recognize some songs.

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Cause he doesn't like, listen to the radio, like little baby fan.

9:54

I was like really into like the weekend.

9:56

It's funny.

9:58

They give him listening to like ask by big Sean .

10:02

Yeah,

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maybe

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just

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every

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now

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and

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then

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he

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wants

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to

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switch

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it

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up

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because

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our

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dad,

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he

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only

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listens

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to

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music

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from

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like

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one

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decade. I don't know if something like the eighties or seventies, but like he always listens to the exact same music for as long as I've been alive.

10:17

He listens to the exact same music.

10:19

So when maybe he doesn't want to branch out and get some Nicki Minaj vibes.

10:22

Yeah.

10:22

My

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mom

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always

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makes

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fun

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of

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him

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for

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listening

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to

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that

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type

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of

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music. She always, she's always like I'm a modern person.

10:29

And then he's like, no.

10:33

Yeah. So our parents have like a gym in the basement.

10:35

Every single time he goes to workout.

10:36

He puts like the same song on YouTube.

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And like the YouTube plays the same songs afterwards.

10:41

He goes to the Same

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Beatles song comes on the colors Everywhere.

10:45

She comes her hair.

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That makes you believers.

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Why is it such a big deal?

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She Combs her hair when it says That's

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one of the lines. She covers her hair. But that's why I believe we're in a simulation because I had never really heard this all.

10:57

She comes in colors everywhere and then dad played it and now it's in a commercial.

11:01

So I was like, okay, now, like the secrets are elevated.

11:04

Dad manifested it the other day we had like a simulation experience.

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What was it?

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I mean, Melinda, as a simulation expert, I think he might be involved too.

11:13

There's just like a plaintiff of the day when I was like, wait, is this the simulation you realize?

11:17

It's just one of those things where like, that song has always been iconic.

11:20

But like I just never realized that you don't like when people say like, if you try to notice them buggies little bug cars on the road, you'll suddenly notice them on the Volkswagens.

11:28

Did you ever play that? I knowing us game, like when you were like a middle school, high school, people punched you when they saw one log bucket actually punch you hard.

11:36

It's like, boom. Like I'm not having fun.

11:38

If you're abusing me. I remember going on Twitter.

11:40

And there was this article about how beetles are getting canceled.

11:44

I think we would have talked about this in the podcast.

11:46

And then a few years before that, inside G wagons on canceled Mercedes canceling G wagons.

11:54

But is that just for press or what?

11:57

Because they never got cancer.

11:58

You can still buy a 20, 22 beat on I'm pretty sure you can still buy a 20, 22 G wagon.

12:03

I don't know if that for a fact, but I'm assuming, oh, you don't need to say they're canceling and they bring them back.

12:07

Like we vamped this dial.

12:10

Right? Don't they be like, make the outside a little bit different because beetles aren't just going to go where they're like classic bougie.

12:16

Cool. Yeah. What so like since it's 20, 22, like what's the energy like, is it resolutions?

12:23

Cause I seen this trend of people saying I'm not doing resolutions this year.

12:29

Cause it's more of just like, like I have goals, but I'm not like making a big deal.

12:34

It's like what y'all guys is vibe.

12:35

You can only install who wants to go first?

12:40

Yeah. I was thinking about doing new year's resolutions last week.

12:42

I've never done them before, but it's like, then I like, I haven't even done them yet.

12:46

And it's a new year night and it's like, I always have goals in mind.

12:49

So I feel like I don't really need to write them down.

12:51

I like it. It's different for every person.

12:53

Like if you need to write down for it to come true then.

12:56

Oh yeah, for me, I was thinking about doing a vision board that was, I could bring everywhere with me cause I don't always do my walk in one Eylea.

13:05

I'm always moving around. So then I could always put it up in front of me, just have it like a little cardboard square and I might do that.

13:14

But like to be honest, I just, I like, I like always have goals and stuff, but I don't know.

13:21

I don't think I may do like actual like resolutions, but obviously I'm always wanting to grow and stuff.

13:26

But then also I feel like, yeah, I don't know.

13:31

It wasn't lesions kind of like, like a sticky situation.

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Cause like there is something that's negative about them to me.

13:36

I can't put my finger on it by like them though.

13:39

I just cause like if you just drop it into me, cause it's kinda just, that's not, what's negative about it.

13:44

It just is like, I think it's actually kind of like kind of like, I think, I think it's like, this is what it's like for me.

13:52

I just funny as it sounds, I feel like you should like what you have, but you, but you should walk.

13:56

Like if you want more than do it.

13:58

But like, I, like, I feel like Abby one small, but I feel like that's why I view it as a sticky situation even though obviously like, yeah, obviously like I want to grow.

14:07

So I guess that's a more, you know, Like

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in the like say like we're in June or something and someone has a goal of mine then they're like, oh, I'm just going to wait till the new year to start it Again.

14:16

Wait til new year, 100%.

14:18

But for me I actually do have like, I'm just gonna try to focus on one goal this year.

14:23

I'm not going to say what it is. So you have a resolution because usually I have tried to do resolutions in the past, but I always thought, oh, you have to make like 10 or something, but then you just don't focus on any, you know, cause like 10 does, I'm actually gonna try focusing on one thing.

14:37

Cause I feel like that's when I am the best, I'm just like, I feel like I type the person where like I can only focus on one thing like tough.

14:43

Oh yeah.

14:45

Yeah. I feel like you fish all like, like I, for sure.

14:47

I want to know 100 bucks. Not what I want though.

14:50

Like that's probably that's good. Oh yeah.

14:52

Oh

14:55

yeah. But you know, sometimes you think you have goals, but then you realize like, oh wait, like I haven't thought about goals in awhile.

14:58

It's like, you don't remember what they are. So it probably is good to like remind yourself every now and then, you know?

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You guys think there's a difference between like a new year's resolutions and like a bucket list because sometimes like they fall into the same category bucket list is like, I don't know.

16:37

It's more concrete, like doing things. I feel like use your new year's resolutions should be more broad.

16:41

At least that's what I think of them as like, obviously you don't have to, I

16:46

always assumed bucket lists was a thing where like, you can do it easily, but you just don't make the time or something.

16:50

Like, I want to jump off, go bungee jumping, you know, like something like that.

16:53

But then I view like resolutions, like you have to like work so hard towards it, you know?

16:57

Oh yeah. Like when I hail new year's resolutions, the fourth thing that comes to mind, isn't like, isn't like education or like walking on your .

17:08

I think that's what I always picture is people being like, is people saying like these, like this isn't bad, but just saying like this year I won.

17:18

Oh no, just like just things that like the, like, those are important.

17:21

And I'm not saying that, oh no, I just don't picture.

17:24

Like, I just picture like things like, I want to walk out everyday, like, which is good, but then I, but then it just, I don't know, you know, like that kind of stuff.

17:31

He does jokes now. Oh yeah.

17:33

For sure. Shout out to data again.

17:35

He did a new year's resolution last year and he actually stuck to it.

17:38

Oh yeah. Yeah.

17:39

He did it. He lost like so much away.

17:42

He's like so skinny now He's

17:45

in for next year. He wants to lose 10 more pounds.

17:47

Oh my God. He wants to Turn

17:49

Them away. He wants to turn 10 pounds of fat.

17:52

He has in his body right now into 10 pounds of muscle.

17:54

Oh my God. It would be skinnier because it's like muscle, like smaller than fat or something.

17:59

He actually did that and I'm not going to lie. Like I'm not even a hater, but last year.

18:03

And he was like saying he was going to do it.

18:05

Like, I didn't say anything out loud, but I kept thinking like, oh, he'll just not do it.

18:08

Cause number he did like do a lot of times where he would like try to start, but then not actually stuck with it.

18:12

I know.

18:13

And I am proud.

18:15

And it just proves that you can do put your mind to something and do it.

18:18

Yes, sir. He actually is a, he's an example of new year's resolutions can work And

18:23

he's like still, I was like a healthy mind. So like I woke up this morning and he was like looking out.

18:26

He was just like on YouTube, looking at like healthy breakfast, breakfast to eat Breakfast

18:31

to me. He Started eating avocado today because of YouTube.

18:34

Like he had atrial Jacobs. He was like an avocado expert now.

18:37

But it doesn't, it don't you actually think YouTube isn't one of the main reasons why dad is like stuck with it so much because every time he goes on YouTube, it just recommends him more like fitness content and he keeps watching it and like being motivated.

18:48

Yeah. I sure like getting fit nowadays is easier than it was even 10 years ago.

18:54

Yeah. Like without YouTube or Tik TOK or whatever, like what would the algorithm, when it keep reminding you about it, you know, you got to like look through like, even like when the, no, that wasn't thing, like you'd have to like ask your like, like look in the encyclopedia, like go and go to a nutritionist or to visit.

19:12

It's like obviously more, more walking than just looking on the internet.

19:15

One time I went to a nutritionist, I'm like, I don't learn shit.

19:18

Oh, was it Chelsea?

19:19

Handler's nutritionist. Yeah.

19:21

No hate to her at all.

19:23

Like, she's so good. But the thing is I actually did learn shit.

19:27

I made that up, but like, what I'm saying is I didn't take any of it.

19:29

Like I didn't take anything.

19:31

She taught me cause like I actually followed her diet for a couple days and I got a headache.

19:35

So I was like, oh, like it's bad for my body.

19:37

What was the diet? It was like, I'm just like not having carbs and stuff except for a few meals a day.

19:42

Like in the morning, trying to have your glucose levels low or something.

19:46

Oh, that stuff. Yeah.

19:47

No, she was super nice though.

19:50

Yeah. I don't like, yeah. It's diet diet.

19:52

So interesting. Cause like what if someone told you like this one diet and it's like, not some like keto or vegan diet, like, but like if you're doing that pop off, but like, it was just a diet that was just like, I was just like, so like, this is something that you never had.

20:05

And then what if like you actually like did have so much fun, like just naturally, how does it mean like you, like, this is one diet that would like, that'd be cool if you could find out for your body because everyone's body low, key, different.

20:15

You have any cool. Like if you knew like exactly what you needed so much in a meant that Allie tell them, tell the people that Let

20:23

me, I probably will. I will go back there and tell him, Oh

20:27

wait, should we do my game? I made, oh yeah.

20:29

I actually made a game for both of you guys to play.

20:32

I'm going to test out being a game show host.

20:34

That's actually the goal I have for this year.

20:36

I'm just kidding.

20:37

The

20:37

game

20:37

is

20:43

called. Which one is fake.

20:44

So it's really, self-explanatory like I named two things and you guys guess which one is fake.

20:50

Okay. Okay. Let's give you a little bit to be a little bit of random facts.

20:54

Just, this is all stuff you guys should know though.

20:57

Okay. So it's embarrassing to me. Wait, I'm just kidding.

20:59

This is the first one we do switch off or whoever does it first.

21:03

You guys get us both like buzzing, whatever your, is that a contest between us?

21:08

Yeah. You actually should have your hand. Use your fingers to keep track to a slide.

21:13

Okay. First up, Hey, there's a girl who sells her farts.

21:18

She sells her jarred farts and she's already made six figures.

21:22

B there's a dad out there making almost a million a year by pretending to be people's dads on weekly phone calls.

21:31

The first one's fake that I wasn't going to say the exact same thing.

21:36

The DOD, the DOD ones grail and the fall one is fake.

21:40

The

21:40

dad

21:40

went

21:40

might

21:40

be

21:43

real. I didn't, I just made it up. But I'm assuming that isn't real, but maybe there is someone, but the girl who sells sparked she's actually from 90 day fiance.

21:49

And I was surprised because I'd been watching the single life and she's one of the people on it.

21:54

And her whole storyline is, she's a YouTuber. I thought you couldn't sell body fluids or something.

21:58

She doesn't want to. She farts into jars and yeah, she does.

22:02

But for, to make six figures, I don't know how much he's charging for each individual fart.

22:07

But like her whole life would be like bartering.

22:09

Then this fake, like no she's making money, but you think it's fake where she goes to jars up air or like puts it.

22:16

Yeah. But go to Amazon, go to like the little fart juice or whatever.

22:21

Yeah. I feel like I, okay.

22:23

I, I believe that she's doing this obviously, but I feel like it's not like every, isn't a 100% genuine fall, you know?

22:31

Yeah. But go her, like, I wonder how she even figured out that there was a market for that.

22:36

Do you think people kept damning her being like, oh, like part and part from me or something happened by the way?

22:42

I thought of a good idea.

22:45

If like, if like some only fans credos watching, like some pawn Parsons watching, I don't have a good idea for you legit.

22:52

So I just thought it was randomly.

22:55

Okay. So I feel like if people had physical copies of nudes, it would mean more to them, like a new photo.

23:00

So my plan was was you create your own website.

23:03

Let's say your name is .

23:05

She's like Kanye west, like skull fund, but she's famous in her own.

23:10

Right? Not because of Kanye west, but like, I don't know if she has actually, but I'm proud of him, but envelopes.com.

23:14

So like, let's say she wanted to do this.

23:17

So like she would, she would hire, hire a photographer or just do I an iPhone do some like nude photos that looked kinda cool.

23:23

Maybe like five and you just print them out.

23:26

Like CVS, you just do like the normal apps, whatever square foot that is.

23:29

And then you just put 500 of each photo, I'd say and tell them each for like a hundred, because you can say only 500 people out there that wheel photo.

23:37

And obviously it could get leaked, but I feel like people would buying it feels like you're like getting something that like not everyone's going to get.

23:46

I was like, only if it's like, isn't tangible.

23:48

Yeah. Like it should be one of a kind though Polaroid camera and each one's like a, like 5,000.

23:54

So like whoever's doing this like big ad or whatever.

23:57

He would have a Polaroid and just spend a whole day doing naked photos with it.

24:01

And then each one is individual never can be replicated, like go up in so much value.

24:06

And

24:06

if

24:06

this

24:06

does

24:06

get

24:06

leaked,

24:06

you

24:06

don't

24:06

have

24:06

the

24:06

original

24:06

Polaroid,

24:06

you

24:13

know? Yeah. It wouldn't even matter.

24:15

Yeah. Cause you wouldn't have the actual physical copy. One of one is better than like the 100, 500.

24:19

I almost feel like I'd be tempted to buy one of those.

24:22

It's like, let me think, like who someone like Pamela Anderson or something was like, oh, I'm going to just take like naked photos with the Polaroid.

24:28

And they're one of a kind like, I'd be like, that's just kind of iconic DAV, oh, I'm not going to lie.

24:33

Like earlier this year it doesn't have to do with news.

24:35

But I was thinking about doing this thing where I'd take 50 photos frame, all of them.

24:40

I don't know who would buy these. It's kind of a dumb idea, but I thought, look, look, sounded cool.

24:44

Take 50 photos, frame them out and then sell each trumps like $20.

24:48

And then it's like, if someone wants a photo of me for no reason, I might do that.

24:52

Just kind of, it they'd all be unique.

24:55

It doesn't mean 50 random photos.

24:56

Oh my God. A hand, one of a kind.

24:59

You should buy one.

25:02

Okay. Next up a, the queen of England gave the James Bond actor.

25:10

Like the guy who plays James Bond, you know, she gave him a title that is supposed to be for actual spies, but she just gave it to me even though he plays a spy in the movie.

25:18

Okay. The second is the queen of England has for decades been rumored to be a lesbian.

25:23

And I was like proof, I guess too.

25:25

Okay. I'm going to say that second one on the fourth.

25:27

One's fake. What was the second one?

25:29

She's a rumor to be a lesbian.

25:32

Allegedly.

25:32

I'm

25:32

going

25:32

to

25:32

say

25:32

the

25:32

first

25:32

one's

25:32

fake

25:38

then. Oh, sorry guys.

25:41

It's actually true.

25:43

I would, I went on a quest to figure these out.

25:45

I was going to go to the lab, Bible, Twitter.

25:46

I don't even, do you ever fall? Do you know what this is?

25:48

Isn't just like facts, fake facts or something.

25:50

He was like, I don't know if it's like a British thing. It says Latin it, but they would just have like really weird stories.

25:55

Like for example, their girls selling farts or stuff like that.

25:57

And the first thing that came up was the queen of England gave I think his name is Daniel Craig, the James Bond doctor.

26:04

She gave him a title that, yeah, it's usually it's supposed to be for actual spies, but they just thought like he's so iconic and he's British.

26:10

So like Colgate it, even though he plays this by.

26:13

Okay. That's good. She kind of thought of it.

26:15

He was a real smile. He didn't like, he didn't get that.

26:18

It was like a movie that's so that's the true one guys.

26:20

I never watched James Bond either.

26:23

I have no desire. I haven't watched it either.

26:25

He does look so cool though.

26:27

Like he just looks like, he looks like, I feel like you would know if you saw him.

26:32

Okay. Glasses on. Right.

26:34

That's I think the only reason I know him is because I lived in LA and he always was on the billboards.

26:37

He had sunglasses on right on.

26:40

I think maybe he doesn't some of them, but next up a Marilyn Monroe fluctuated between 125 pounds and 160 pounds when she was alive or be Marilyn Monroe fluctuated between 118 pounds and 140 pounds when she was alive.

26:59

B's

27:01

fake. Yeah, because I remember hearing that she, she had like a hard time, like maintaining a weight.

27:07

So I'm gonna say a Israel and BS. Fate, Ms.

27:09

A's more dry.

27:10

Oh,

27:10

she

27:10

actually,

27:10

according

27:10

to

27:10

this

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one

27:10

website

27:10

I

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read,

27:10

I

27:10

don't

27:10

know

27:10

how

27:10

they

27:10

knew

27:10

her

27:10

weight

27:10

because

27:10

anyone

27:10

with

27:10

weighing

27:10

her

27:10

every

27:10

day,

27:10

but

27:10

apparently

27:10

her

27:10

body

27:10

weight

27:10

range

27:10

between

27:10

118

27:10

and

27:10

one,

27:24

140. But this actually brings me the reason why I thought of this one is because on my tick tock algorithm, they sent me a video that said like, they love how people use Marilyn and Rhoda like promote body positivity and stuff.

27:34

But they were saying how, like, if she was an actress today, like she would still be like really small.

27:38

You know what I mean? Oh yeah.

27:41

Because he says like she was actress now.

27:43

Like it would be like crazy, but apparently this one person on Tik TOK claim that isn't true.

27:48

I don't know if that's real. Yeah. I remember seeing him like a tumbler post way back then, like way back when it would start, it was saying how Bermont row was like a perfect plus sized person, But

27:57

apparently on that's the T the textile calls.

28:00

So they always said they could, you know, people, I guess it's. I think you're supposed to say she is a size 14, but I guess sizes have changed over the years since like more, they're more like inclusive with people.

28:08

So her actual size, like you might say stones, it'd be like a three or four or something.

28:12

I don't really know what the girl's sizes are.

28:14

That's so weird that girls have those types of sizes.

28:16

I don't. Why is it different than guys?

28:17

Like, you're not going to have small, medium, large, extra large, but like, why are there so many for girls?

28:24

Is it like 1, 2, 3, 4 only?

28:28

And so In some of them, They

28:30

just tell you the waste because, well, I don't, I've never gotten yes.

28:34

Some of that vote is coming in to show you the waste. Like I know like mostly all my jeans are mostly just like waste.

28:38

I think there's two. Maybe there's Oh,

28:40

it's like a dress. If you get a dresses out and you figure out the number one or two or whatever, Only

28:44

like fancy dresses, like wedding dresses, like, like rides me dresses.

28:47

You would need to put, like, To

28:50

be honest, I wish every piece of clothing was just measured by the size.

28:53

Like, I like how my shoes, I like actually know what, like how many feet like inches it is.

28:58

And I know like my waist too, I wish t-shirts even said that, like that was like 38, 35 or whatever.

29:04

All right, next up a lakes can explode B.

29:11

There actually is a dog breed that can fly.

29:17

Hmm. I'm going to say BS rail and is fake.

29:19

I'm going to say bees fake Ali one.

29:23

She has one. Finally, whenever you guys got a point, he's always said dogs can fly just because I just pictured, like, it can't actually fly, but bake can like, somehow like jump so high that I would kind of believe that too.

29:36

Someone told me, because I'd be like, oh, I can see that there is a dog breeds somewhere that can out.

29:40

I was going to go that the answer that Jacob did.

29:42

But then I was thinking that I lost all the previous rounds.

29:44

I went with my gut, but I didn't go, oh, so you're going against her.

29:48

Got you. One. So yeah, you guys lake is, can explode.

29:51

I guess it happens in Africa because it's like a volcano under the lake.

29:54

That's kind of like clickbait in my opinion. But you know what I mean?

29:57

Technically, the lake does explode, but it just goes into the volcano wonder, but all right, next up the ocean has $770 trillion worth of golden it or the ocean has $770 billion worth of golden it fake.

30:17

I was going to say beat.

30:20

Oh yeah. A fake.

30:22

And you think Israel up, Jacob, you guys are tight now, Jacob one, apparently there's $770 trillion worth of gold, which I don't know.

30:30

Also it's just a fake fact because if that actually is true, why don't they have, when they, when they found the gold and the water wouldn't they have taken it out.

30:37

Cause I want to sell it. No, I ain't heard that.

30:40

No one has explored the bottom of the ocean.

30:41

So how is that actually proven?

30:43

You know? Is that just the last yes.

30:46

I mean, not just, if anyone wants to start a side hustle, get a submarine and find that goal that's out there.

30:52

Yeah. The only thing is that you pay it to save up a few million.

30:54

Cause I think some liens I can just bought it on like wish.com.

30:57

Especially like a drama.

30:59

You am good to go to the dollar chain, get scuba diving equipment and then do it.

31:04

Oh yeah. So go try to find that gold.

31:05

Next ups.

31:07

You guys are tied right now. Okay. Next up the earth might lose the moon soon.

31:12

Or B the earth actually currently has two moons, bees, whale, a steak.

31:18

Are you looking at my thing? No, 'cause somehow, somehow I just knew like, I don't know how, I didn't know that other one.

31:26

So I'm just guessing. And what do you think is not, I'm going to go with Jacob.

31:30

And so that guy's on the earth currently has two moons, but this one also has clickbait because I guess there's like a little pebble that's going on earth.

31:38

Oh, something it's like orbiting earth though.

31:42

Like, so it is kind of a moon, I guess, technically.

31:43

And I also clickbait when people say this person has three nipples, cause it's never actually a nipple.

31:49

It just is like, so that's, that's another example of like these clickbait things I'll actually will Harry styles for sure.

31:55

Doesn't have a thought. People say this celebrity has chlamydia, but it's like, oh, they don't cause company isn't I guess there's like some sort of rumor about Lanez has already his hands too.

32:03

She has a weird thumb.

32:04

She

32:04

always

32:04

hides

32:04

her

32:08

thumbs. Sorry for bringing up. Like, I don't want to make her insecure next up.

32:11

It can be like, it just turns out you shouldn't let your insecurities control you because like alien, like I'm not trying to diminish all like failings, but like, no one's looking at thumbs, you know?

32:21

Oh yeah. Like I've never even think to look at her thumbs, but now, but you know what I mean?

32:25

Even if she had weird thumbs, I wouldn't think anything of it.

32:26

Even if someone said like my, like my forehead looks well, but like chances are like even no one's even looking at your forehead.

32:33

Exactly. No one's paying attention to you.

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up. So what are you guys tied right now? Or what tied?

34:16

Yeah, because you kind of go, we have three more.

34:17

Hey, it can get to 32 degrees in Antarctica or B.

34:22

It can only get to 10 degrees in the Antarctica.

34:25

I'm

34:25

going

34:25

to

34:25

say

34:28

BS. Whale is fake.

34:30

Yes. I was just going to say, Hey is real though.

34:34

He did. He tells himself Fahrenheit apparently on the coast.

34:36

There's like a pen in shallot and Artica.

34:39

And during this it's like the warmer months, it can sometimes get to 32 degrees.

34:44

Okay. Okay. So yeah, next up.

34:46

Do what? Lipa is five, eight or Dua.

34:51

Lipa is five 11.

34:52

Dua Lipa is five 11 Israel because she went am I see pictures of how she looks like a model, like so tile, but I don't know.

34:59

Golly. She's five, eight alleys.

35:02

And went ahead, do a leap is five eight.

35:04

But I almost think that on, if you look up celebrity Heights, it always says five, eight.

35:09

I feel like they just make that up.

35:11

I was wondering, is that okay? So, you know, there's one, there's on blogs that have the weight and height as celebrities.

35:16

It is all made up because when do you ever get to know the weight of a high of a celebrity?

35:20

Like someone could like take a photo and I come on and you can measure it, but like, wait, how do you do that?

35:27

Discuss, I guess.

35:27

So Allie one alleys.

35:30

There's one where you could tie and I have to know I have two and you have one.

35:38

Okay. So you couldn't have the tie. Right?

35:40

I thought I got to get ahead of you.

35:47

That's all. All right.

35:49

So you could end in a title scene next up you can be so fat.

35:53

You break your ribs or no, you can't.

35:56

You Can because What

36:01

do you think that's true is a rumor.

36:02

The other thing is that I like is that like with the Nick hover avocado thing, I have no idea, but I'm just going to say it's fake.

36:08

Just because you asked this question, what do you think?

36:10

Golly, I think that's true.

36:12

Ali's right. It happens in men.

36:14

Apparently with men. It's pretty, it's like you can gain weight and break your ribs.

36:19

And the reason why I did Google that is because guess I did see that Nakota avocado allegedly broke his ribs allegedly though, because, so he does, if you guys aren't who Nicole avocado is, you probably do know.

36:30

I think it's to the point where everyone on earth knows who he is.

36:33

Let's do the point of cishet pay does level where like, if you have an Instagram account, you know who he is, I'm assuming he doesn't look as he eats on his YouTube channel.

36:42

And like, it always has gone viral for him.

36:44

Cause I guess he used to be like a vegan, like, like healthy person.

36:47

Then his look bang is kind of like, he went like downhill and health, I guess you could say.

36:51

But his new thing is that he broke his ribs, but I guess there's tea online.

36:55

Somehow I went into a whole YouTube hole about, I don't, I don't know why I was trying to find out if he was lying about his ribs being broke, but his fans think he's lying because he moves around a lot in his videos.

37:06

And they said, I thought your ribs are broken when you not, I mean, I'm not going to pick a side because I haven't done enough research.

37:15

But by next week called aside, I

37:18

don't think he would've gotten surgery because on the show I'm watching, I'm watching blacklist on Netflix and one that people broke their ribs and the doctor told them like, oh, you can't like fix a broken rig.

37:26

You get to actually let it heal.

37:29

Oh, isn't that the annoying thing about ribs? Yeah.

37:30

Yeah,

37:33

yeah. You have to just wait for it to heal. It actually is so pretty too.

37:37

Like Jasmine get a cat Grill

37:39

glue or something. I figure it out.

37:41

People that do Soji and have to lay in bed for a month.

37:45

Like I pray for you because I know that sounds hard because I actually like going on walks and stuff.

37:51

So if I was laying in bed for month, I think it would get to that point where it's like, well, it's like, I just have no motivation and just like be seen as so mad know I'd be so hateful could do a point where like, I'd have to just meditate all day.

38:05

Not anyone I'm gonna visit me.

38:06

Y visit.

38:08

I don't want people to visit me with a second visit.

38:10

And you always yell at them and cuss at them and stuff.

38:12

I

38:12

just

38:12

put

38:12

your

38:12

money

38:12

tied

38:12

up

38:12

to

38:12

this

38:12

bud,

38:12

because

38:12

they

38:12

said

38:12

like,

38:12

oh,

38:12

you

38:12

can't

38:12

move

38:12

because

38:12

like,

38:12

oh

38:12

shit,

38:12

it's

38:12

going

38:12

to

38:12

last

38:18

long. And then like anybody visited me, I've picked fights with them, all this stuff.

38:24

It's not pointing out the stuff about them.

38:33

facts. God's go does stuff.

38:34

I know you learn about Dua Lipa, his height there at duke That

38:38

we have to all my classes or Something

38:41

else that we did doing this week was we went to the Spider-Man movie.

38:45

Oh yeah.

38:46

I haven't seen any of these Tom Holland Spider-Man movies.

38:50

It was your guys' first one too, right?

38:53

Yeah. Yeah. The only Spiderman's I've watched was like when I was in elementary school and I think it was the ones with Toby.

38:58

I think I watched every of McGuire one and I saw a couple of that.

39:02

Maybe like one or two of the Andrew Garfield ones for them.

39:05

Ms. Stone. Okay. We went into the random, we went to Spider-Man cause it's like breaking all these records.

39:09

It's like so huge. It's fairly might as well see it.

39:11

And I thought it would be a thing where we would just easily be able to jump in, but it was kind of like, I didn't know exactly what was going on.

39:17

Like it started like, and there was like, he suddenly famous and all the stuff we can't give any spoilers though.

39:22

So I legit didn't watch any of them, but I still fully enjoyed the movie.

39:28

Like no joke. Most of it. I was like, okay, I obviously don't know who their superhero is, but I get what his superpower is.

39:35

And I don't even know his name, but, and I do want to dive into like the universal small, well university At

39:42

vendors and stuff. Yeah.

39:43

I feel like I liked it, but just like, it was just like almost too long.

39:47

Like I just like, don't like watching battle scenes for that long.

39:50

Like I just like get through it.

39:52

Like That's the reason why those types of movies last, so effing long, because there's just 20 minute periods where they're fighting.

39:59

Oh, you know what I mean?

40:01

I always do think of those movies. Like I obviously like, I'm just going to assume the person's going to win the main character.

40:06

So I'm always just like, because he doesn't win already.

40:07

I know that's worried about the movie and I'm assuming this is with like most Marvel movies.

40:13

It's like a kid's movie, but like made for dots, but also kids can watch it.

40:19

It's like, it kind did seem like a kid's movie.

40:21

It is so weird though.

40:24

Cause I love spider me. And like, I think it's because we grew up watching the token McGuire ones.

40:27

But like for some reason I, I can't picture myself going to any other superhero movies, but like Spider-Man I always would be like, oh I am down.

40:33

Like, I just love like the vibe of Spiderman.

40:35

Oh yeah. And it was funny just going to take this fake universe, like magic Israel.

40:40

And the thing about it is that like, it kind of explained what, why the Mandela effect happens.

40:46

If that's the way he would be the one doing it.

40:50

Yeah. Apparently university wheel, you know, you never know his why didn't even connect to that 8 billion people on the earth.

40:55

And I've only met like 500 people like throughout life.

40:59

So it's like, how would I know, I know about you.

41:02

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

41:03

You guys did a great job listening.

41:07

You guys did good.

41:09

Congrats. What was I gonna feel like? I had something to say about it.

41:13

Okay. But I'm going to expose Lucas. He fell asleep for like a little bit.

41:17

You did. I loved the movie.

41:20

That's the thing. I even kind of fell asleep during house of Gucci because these movie theaters where we live, the seats are way too comfortable.

41:27

Like first you sit down at the movie theater and you recline.

41:31

I was laying flat blue.

41:33

I'm laying flat in a dark room. I'm going to fall asleep sometimes.

41:36

And like, that's the thing.

41:39

Like it always gets a part like halfway through the movie.

41:40

I'm just like, oh, I'm just going to, I'm not being dramatic.

41:44

Got to the part. I like couldn't keep my eyes open because I felt so relaxed.

41:46

I was trying to keep my eyes open, but I was like, I'm just going to go to sleep for about five minutes recently.

41:52

But there's been so many times I'm watching a movie.

41:55

Like even if you watch a movie at your house and you turn the lights off and make it like a movie theater vibe, I always just almost stopped to fall asleep.

42:01

It didn't happen this time.

42:03

But like it has happened times. It wasn't because of the movie that I fall asleep.

42:06

It's because of the chair. One time, one of my sisters from my birthday, they brought me to the movies to Alice in Wonderland Wonderland.

42:13

And I felt asleep, dying. It wasn't I think I fell asleep at a bad part though.

42:21

I'm not, I'm not going to say any of the plot points, but when I woke up like something so intense was happening and I was like, what?

42:25

I was like, what happened?

42:27

But

42:27

yeah,

42:27

it

42:27

was

42:30

great. Well, something else I had wanted to talk about because I put it in my podcast notes like a month ago to me and Lucas randomly teased.

42:38

How like, even when my sister has had a bad apartment story, but we never said what happened because we thought it wasn't AOD.

42:45

Wait, have they not told the story?

42:48

No. So we set on a podcast. Oh, we were talking about appointments.

42:52

And then we said, oh, one of us is two of us sisters.

42:55

I bought apartment experiences.

42:56

And then we said, oh no, what is waiting for her?

42:58

And I tell her if she comes on the phone, The monoxide thing.

43:00

Well, I remember you guys did touch on it because mom and dad were an Ethan were out there for spring break.

43:05

And mom, it was during that time that I happened and my mom had to talk to the lawyers and stuff and she was, she was like taking care of stuff or something You

43:16

called. And then it was like this crazy thing. We were like, wait, are they low key?

43:19

Like dead. Yeah.

43:20

One of the thing, like I didn't think of my coat.

43:23

Okay. So the thing is that I guess like carbon monoxide was being like our carbon oxide level was way too high in our apartment.

43:29

And like the, the thing was off.

43:31

But our brother-in-law my sister's husband, His fiance or boyfriend at the time, I think he was a boyfriend at time.

43:42

Oh, I

43:44

like, like he said something you weren't supposed to say.

43:47

And I'm like, wait, what?

43:49

No, but I guess he was like, I don't know how he found out, but he found out that it like wasn't working.

43:54

Cause it kept on, like, it kept on beeping actually.

43:56

You know how that's a thing like where sometimes fire alarms and everything.

43:59

Beep like when you trying to get batteries, I don't know why it was beeping, but then I guess, yeah.

44:03

So then I guess he was like, thinking, oh, maybe this is like scary.

44:06

Maybe I should get a carbon monoxide detector from like the Menards or something.

44:09

Because at this point we were telling the, we were telling the apartment people like, oh, can you come fix this, fix this for us.

44:14

And they had it and fixed it.

44:16

Like they would come and fix it, but then it just keep on beeping.

44:18

So then he bought, he bought a carbon dioxide detector and saw that it was like way too high.

44:23

And then so I think then he actually called like the, the part of people and told him that like, that's what they tried to spit on.

44:31

You That's

44:33

like lunch the other day. And like, I spit on like my system, I said die.

44:39

Yeah. Yeah. So the apartment part where people actually came, then they cause like their carbon monoxide levels will actually be dangerously high.

44:45

And I guess they were telling me like, if like, cause my room was closer to there to the carbon monoxide thing.

44:52

And so I guess if I, if I, if I didn't sleep in my room, my door to my room closed, like I would've died.

44:57

Oh My God, if you just got one more Night

45:00

there, if I were my door, my room open it, I would have died or something.

45:04

That's what they said. And then like a time where like you, you Google the effects, the cup and max.

45:09

And it said, it, it probably didn't say this, but it said like, you can become more dumb with something.

45:14

It's good that like, since you had a bunch of classes you got to do, Oh,

45:19

it's a mental final. So if I, if I can do on these tests, I'm just going to blame it on that.

45:25

So scaly though. I know.

45:26

So shitty at the apartment though, because like they knew for so many times that something was off.

45:31

Cause I kept trying to fix it, but it didn't give a shit I guess, or Yeah.

45:34

I said, okay. And then they were, and then it wasn't til like our mom called and like, cause our mom called, she was like, oh yeah, like I'm going to like expose you to like, I'm going to call.

45:41

I'm going to expose you to the press, talk to the press about how no one could Say like, oh, it's going to be all where the headlines and everything, if you don't like compensate them or do something, cause they wouldn't let us, they were cause we want, we were like, oh, can we break our release time without like with no like extra costs?

45:57

And they were like, no

46:00

because

46:00

the

46:00

actual

46:00

fire

46:00

department

46:00

and

46:00

told

46:00

you

46:00

that

46:00

like

46:00

you

46:00

could

46:00

have

46:05

died. It wasn't like some random person. And they were still just like, oh, you still have to stay in the lease.

46:08

It's like, boom.

46:09

So

46:09

what

46:09

ended

46:09

up

46:09

happening

46:09

for

46:09

like,

46:09

for

46:09

like,

46:09

with

46:09

the

46:14

finances? So I think the last break, the least, but I think we still had to pay like they w they had, we sold pay the end of the month, like to the end of the month, the rent due the end of the month.

46:23

Like, I still didn't really get it, but they should, like, we should have gotten money back for what you went through.

46:28

But I guess we sold to pay some, you know, but I guess we kind of broke even in like, they list, move out.

46:33

I booted my parents' house for the rest of that year.

46:38

And then they both got an apartment together.

46:44

I'll brother-in-law like, look, I Know

46:46

he didn't save her life.

46:48

That's scary. Like, what if there's someone out there who's like in an apartment and thinking like, oh, he's keep not being able to focus, but like they're low kicking poisoned with carbon dioxide or what is it?

46:57

Oxide or carbon monoxide everyday.

46:59

Yeah. Not dead. Like, wait, sorry.

47:02

Is there like, is this like the full story then of it?

47:05

I think so. I don't think One

47:07

moment actually I've like gone to the new station or is it an empty threat?

47:10

Do you think? She did seem like when she was talking to me, like to whoever about it, like, she did seem like she was going to, this is one like newspaper and she didn't seem like she was going to try to tell them about it, but maybe it was, I don't know.

47:23

I actually can. I remember. I was just like, oh yeah.

47:26

Cause I was already at mom and dad's house.

47:28

I think you were in olive. Could you left for spring break earlier?

47:30

Like at Friday and they didn't leave till like that Tuesday or Monday.

47:32

And I was at the house.

47:34

It's like chilling with a mom and then like Kayla called me or sister.

47:38

And she was like, oh, you're like, the firefighters are in our apartment and everything.

47:41

I was like, oh, like there's a fire. And they were like, oh no, they're in our unit.

47:44

Like, cause like re almost dark cave, carbon monoxide, poisoning, Think

47:49

it. Goodness. How would it just be your unit? Like were there probably other people on the floor being affected that they just never were notified?

47:53

It wouldn't Go through the vent or something.

47:55

I don't know. Somehow This affected your a unit.

47:57

I don't know when you count me and like someone county, I mean, we were jiving like these a volley for some reason, looking at like houses or something.

48:06

And then I ain't never, you guys caught me in there, but thinking like, I mean, this is like a deep, that visor thing.

48:11

Like if somebody like someone could, is die like that, I know that's scary.

48:16

And another funny thing about the same apartment is like one time me and Jacob were in the stairwell.

48:19

We

48:19

were

48:19

in

48:19

this

48:19

stairwell

48:19

trying

48:19

to,

48:19

going

48:19

to

48:24

leave. And then for some reason, and then I actually stopped for some reason, but like the fire alarm and the parlors are bleeding and you know, like when the fire alarms go off, they start like they shut all the doors.

48:36

So we were in this staircase and in the, and the doors to like the house shut.

48:41

And I was like, okay, if we can't open these doors, what are they going die in this fine.

48:45

But you could open them.

48:47

And then like The same vibe of like the emergency of Laura alert, like two weeks ago, like when you like jumped over the bed, I

48:55

don't have it from the polar Joe, what? But like loud it's fight as natural.

48:58

It is not traumatizing, but loud noises.

49:00

I just tell about, oh my God.

49:05

Well, I tell you guys nothing happened.

49:07

And you kind of got out of the lease, even though there were still days.

49:09

Some of them was one day now.

49:11

That's I thought you should be able to tell us all your apartment story from how Someone,

49:16

if it's still affecting my brain.

49:17

That's why I haven't. Oh my God.

49:19

You're already in grad school. But like you could even be like, nah, I don't think so.

49:24

No nigga P do you guys need to, oh, I need to do actually pee break.

49:29

Could think of three toilets next to each other.

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50:45

When you were talking about that story, I shared something I thought about.

50:49

Okay. So do you think, so this is a question just for like the audience and you guys, do you think that your failures have like depo meetings?

50:57

So I'm going to give a backstory of why I thought of this.

51:00

So I'm not actually scared of this, but I thought of it before, when I was showering.

51:05

I mean, behind that under Nebraska.

51:09

Well, we live well.

51:11

I, well, Ali doesn't, but where we live does does Ogallala aquifer.

51:16

So there's like a big thing of wow.

51:20

Deep down into Nebraska and I, and when I'm shouting, sometimes I'm scared that I'll fall into it.

51:25

You

51:25

never

51:25

thought

51:28

that. So like, I'm not actually, like, I'm not going to shower.

51:31

I just thought about it. And it's like, that's scary.

51:33

So what I like, what I picture is everything falling into me spending, oh, this sucks.

51:37

But, and then I randomly thought, wait, maybe I'm scared of it because I'm scared of like, I don't know.

51:45

But like, do you guys think something as like a Depot, meaning everything on the Depot, meaning You

51:50

mean deeper? Meaning like, so isn't like people, don't people always say like the fears you have, like are cosmic childhood trauma or something.

51:56

I have hold that like deep meanings or like, it can mean something even more broad.

52:00

Like you just want to be in control of everything or something.

52:02

So this doesn't even apply to my life.

52:04

But I was thinking, what if I'm scared of it?

52:07

Because I am scared of like falling in love with anything, with anything.

52:11

And like, it is like, I wonder if that's true or not.

52:14

I would just like made up images, fake thought that for the shower one.

52:17

Well, like I was thinking about yesterday, it's like, I don't want to fall.

52:21

So what if it's like falling in love? And I just was like, thinking of just weird shit.

52:25

And then I thought of that. Yeah. I feel like that's For

52:27

sure it could be a thing. So you Maggie.

52:30

I don't really know what I feel like that.

52:32

Yeah. I feel like, yeah. Like for sure, for sure.

52:35

But I'm, cause I don't know. I feel like some fears can just be like, It's

52:39

a coincidence, you know?

52:41

Yeah. I mean, that would be scary if it broke into the Ogallala aquifer.

52:45

Yeah. I remember hearing that like some city in Mexico is sinking.

52:48

I gotta get Mexico city.

52:50

We had just like sings more over here.

52:52

That's

52:54

creepy. I just like sinking. I don't know. There's too many people.

52:56

Oh yeah.

52:58

United scary.

53:01

Okay. So they can play.

53:03

Who is most likely, oh, I, I don't even have that much, but who's most likely to poop all the time.

53:10

All

53:10

the

53:14

time. It's like, oh, Hey Ali, probably me.

53:18

I gotta say Allie, because she's healthy.

53:20

They're be mean to people for no reason.

53:24

That's hard because none of us, I feel like I added this because when I was searching, who's most likely do questions.

53:30

I'll give us so shady.

53:32

Like they were saying who's most likely to like, be mean to a live way, you know?

53:38

And like, I mean maybe there is people that aren't meeting their witness, but it just sounded so like, yeah.

53:42

I mean, I actually don't know to be honest, I Has,

53:46

I feel like it's me.

53:50

I wouldn't say me, but I just haven't been changing it to like us.

53:53

Who's most likely to be annoying people for no reason. I would say Jacob out of us three, you know what I mean?

53:57

He's just like pull people's hair and stuff.

54:00

Ever

54:03

since like, like every time I come back from breaks and I'd only walk around the house and they'd take it like smiles at me.

54:09

Like, I feel like it was like him trying to make me feel insecure as like poly, just you like this?

54:12

Like like this, like there's like, like a weird smile.

54:17

Like

54:18

so

54:18

then

54:18

just

54:18

editing

54:18

and

54:18

then

54:18

like,

54:18

and

54:18

then

54:18

I'm

54:18

just

54:18

like

54:18

blood

54:26

side. It's like lack on the us. And then I just like, like, it's like a joke in my mind, I guess it's okay.

54:35

PETA. Oh you right?

54:37

Because you peed the bed.

54:38

You

54:38

peed

54:38

the

54:38

bed

54:38

when

54:38

you

54:38

were

54:38

really

54:42

battled. We ever, how you put it, you said you put a pillow over. It became a mom.

54:44

Wouldn't find out. Oh yeah.

54:45

And

54:45

do

54:45

you

54:45

guys

54:45

want

54:45

to

54:45

do

54:45

any

54:48

more? That's the only one that I could come up with because I Googled it and Alamo.

54:51

So down on the spot, I was like this blind anymore.

54:57

Guys. Who's most likely to drop everything and go to like cut off all contact with family and moved to like a, Oh,

55:04

that was one that kept popping up. Oh, well the answer, honestly, I would say Jacob again, just because you say like, you want to move to India and stuff.

55:13

you said that you might reach like a Buddhist place.

55:21

Oh no. I just thought about like, it sounds kind of fun.

55:24

like, it sounds fun.

55:28

Like making it a joke.

55:29

No jokes.

55:32

It sounds like there's ingesting a little more.

55:35

Well, yeah. Yeah, it would for sure. You'd be you. I know like a couple of days ago we had our friend, we were talking about what you do.

55:41

If you had five days to left lit live, you wouldn't, you said you wouldn't sit here and your travel, the world, everything.

55:46

So like you just leave all of us here and you want me to tell him, Oh,

55:55

I have another question. And then we'll get into my extra topic time.

55:59

You felt the most mean at a drive through this is a good question.

56:02

The most mean? Yes. Like you weren't trying to be mean, but mine is like the other day when we were at taco John's like taco John's is like a mid west Fest.

56:11

I don't know where it's at, but Midwest is texting next TexMex texts marks.

56:18

I knew there was a way to say that I was trying to say it like 16 meat and potatoes.

56:21

We doesn't like, it was just, it took so long in this.

56:24

Chuck was so close to like it, like they were like on my ass and it was like, yeah, that was the worst ever.

56:31

Cause you got, we ordered so much food. We weren't even trying to be annoying.

56:33

Just unfortunately there's so many people in our family, but, and then, oh no, it's so funny.

56:37

I'll throw it was I ordered it. I said, I'd like to apologize before I do this and then I said, I was going to call before, but then I did it.

56:46

It's like, well, bitch, why didn't you call it?

56:48

But anyway, so I ordered it to be ordered at 16, there was a truck behind us.

56:52

And then Allie started like panicking in the back seat.

56:54

First of all, this was all taking place in a Fiat.

56:56

So cram that's what, like when I drive my car, like it's usually me and one of them Paulson, but it was a teacher taking it.

57:06

Like, it will be honest. I was in the front seat driving and I still felt like a little just being squished.

57:11

We also had big ass, winter coats on having a winter coat on wall buckled.

57:16

And this car in the alley.

57:18

Do you say you almost about to have a freak out?

57:21

I was getting car sick too. So it's just like all that Bush in one.

57:24

And then like us being, and then like we were stuck like, and then like the person behind us, like was going to be bad by the thought, like we were like maybe held calf, Dave.

57:31

I don't know. It was amazing. I felt trapped.

57:33

I was in the front seat, but I still felt trapped. So do you guys have any experience and when you like the most mean on a drive through, I'm trying to think.

57:42

I, this are specific, I

57:44

guess at one time we went to taco bell, Muir ordering again for the whole family.

57:47

And like, he, like, the guy told us he got mad at us.

57:49

They were like, oh, I'm gonna be like you shouldn't like, Yeah,

57:52

that was it. Yeah. The taco bell guy, he came out and said like, pulleys, like don't order this much as like, okay, I guess we have an outlet, but yeah, he does.

58:01

I actually was down for it. Like I fully took his aggression because I understood that like he was so stressed because it was rush hour.

58:07

And like, he let his aggression on us.

58:10

It's like, oh yeah. Like you gotta like, just yell at us, slap us anything like any of that to let his aggression out.

58:15

I was dealt. Yeah. It was for sure. Justified because we were ended up late.

58:18

Cause you that you ordered it to the wrong.

58:21

Yeah. You ordered it to the wrong taco bell.

58:23

But to be fair on our side is on that.

58:26

We didn't just order in the drive through, we actually ordered on the app.

58:28

So I was like, thinking like, yeah, if you order on the app ahead, like I assume that it's a little bit better than just straight up ordering it, the drive through.

58:35

But like I still, I was still down for him to yell at us, you know?

58:39

Yeah. That is a good experience though.

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Jacob, not since it's 2022.

1:00:04

I found this horoscope website, glamour.com.

1:00:07

I didn't want to do I go, I legitimate website, gamma.gov.

1:00:11

It's like a magazine or something and let's just get our 20, 22 horoscopes.

1:00:15

Okay. So it tells you your whole year.

1:00:19

Yeah. And it's like, it's like two paragraphs. So it's simple.

1:00:21

How about we don't lead out someone else so we can do Allie first.

1:00:25

What's your sign again? Cancer.

1:00:28

Okay.

1:00:30

I look into it. Allie's on.

1:00:32

And then Ali, Ali Lucas's and then I'll read yours then you'll read Luke.

1:00:38

Yeah, let's do that. Okay. So that's learned about alleys 20, 22 guys, like I said, glamour.com.

1:00:43

So like take it with a grain of salt, but it could be true cancers.

1:00:46

This year is going to be full of social events and opportunities for you to connect deeply with others.

1:00:52

Make sure you're taking proper care of your mental and emotional health along the way.

1:00:56

And giving yourself permission to intertwine rest into your daily experience rather than just waiting until you're burnt out for my single cancers this year, a limit illuminates, a clear path to connect with a soulmate.

1:01:12

Oh my God. You're gonna get married this year.

1:01:14

Oh, ask yourself.

1:01:16

If you're looking for non-committal fun or dedication and longevity, either path is yours with just choose what works best for you.

1:01:26

Okay. So this year can, you can either have non-committal fun with a soulmate or a long dedicated relationship.

1:01:31

Oh, you want, are you leaning towards I'm leaning Towards

1:01:35

like a non-committal One or something?

1:01:36

Oh, there is no right or wrong answer.

1:01:40

All right. So there's no right or wrong answer.

1:01:41

Simply an authentic choice.

1:01:43

Once you release the dogmatic thought process of living life right or wrong, you will find there was only ever authentic and authentic set yourself free of mental rigidity.

1:01:56

I love that. It's like Kylie.

1:01:58

It's inspiring. I'm not, I can't tell, but I find it inspiring.

1:02:00

You're not like a social year and it basically, it's not like it's going to be a jam packed year.

1:02:04

So just give yourself a rest every now and then.

1:02:06

Okay. So what are your failings?

1:02:08

Do you feel like any connection?

1:02:10

Yeah, I

1:02:12

feel like, yeah. I just need to take a break from studying all the time.

1:02:15

Sometimes I need to get myself rest.

1:02:19

Also. I need to, I don't know.

1:02:20

Let's

1:02:20

take

1:02:20

care

1:02:20

of

1:02:20

myself,

1:02:20

I

1:02:20

guess

1:02:23

more. Yes. Go off. Cancer's out there.

1:02:26

I also like I've been Googling about astrology recently.

1:02:30

I think mine's lower. Oh, you didn't even Lucas.

1:02:32

This is going to be yours, but yeah.

1:02:33

Moon signs that even like, if a strategy is you're like even goes deep on to you because it's how you fail or something.

1:02:40

Oh, this is our sun signs sign.

1:02:42

But yeah, this is sun signs, but this is like the most popular one.

1:02:46

Did you already read this though? Since you Figured it out? No, I actually didn't because I didn't want to, I want it to be like you guys.

1:02:51

Okay. Pisces. You are about to embark on a journey of self discovery and rather than finding the answer and rigid study and self-help books, you are waking up to the lessons found in moments of joy.

1:03:06

Yeah. So rather than finding the answer rigid study in self-help books, you are waking up to lessons found in moments of joy.

1:03:15

So you shouldn't be mean like, And

1:03:18

learning authentic. Okay. Your own experience.

1:03:20

Like,

1:03:22

okay. Not even like with this, but like, I actually do agree with that.

1:03:26

Cause you know, like, okay, so I do eat tough hot books, but you know, so many of them say to him at things, I think me and Lucas I've talked about it before, too.

1:03:32

I think you should do like what feels right to you?

1:03:35

So like stoicism, like yeah.

1:03:36

I don't really know fully what it's about, but I just think you should do what feels right to you and be kind to those mostly.

1:03:42

That's just my thought. But if you want to be a Dick toddler, so I mean, you probably shouldn't though.

1:03:46

Letting

1:03:53

yourself savor your life a bit more will be the exact remedy your heart has been asking for all these years.

1:03:59

Life does not need to feel Loveless love does not need to feel like work and work does not eat to consume your life.

1:04:07

Did you feel like it's like talking to you?

1:04:08

I'm joking. I'm just saying like, You'll

1:04:11

find many opportunities this year to remind yourself of how far you've come.

1:04:15

I incurred And

1:04:19

by the way, cause I think it was like, I'm like, I'm like out of psychic right now and they're like, just tell him like, Hey, go.

1:04:23

There's like, I

1:04:25

encourage you to stay wildly optimistic about where you are headed.

1:04:28

If you are entering into the new year, single in your love horoscope.

1:04:32

I see an opportunity for sweet and pure natured.

1:04:35

Love arriving to you in 2022.

1:04:37

And for my already coupled Pisces, start to take opportunities to be more open and honest with your current partner.

1:04:43

Let, let yourself step into true Vernal vulnerability this year to remind yourself, you are safe to open up to life and all its endless possibilities.

1:04:52

Opening your heart will lead you to joy and success.

1:04:56

That at one point you could have only ever dreamt up just Black

1:05:02

credit. I wish he's talk about what if I'm scared of falling into the Ogallala aquifer.

1:05:05

And I'm just not even falling in love, but just falling into like different parts of my life that I'd never fall into.

1:05:10

Oh, I'll go back to the Ogallala aquifer.

1:05:13

You're gonna have like a full ass a year.

1:05:16

Didn't it goes to mine.

1:05:17

It just says like bad stuff. Now we go, you're just egotistical.

1:05:21

I just love shit.

1:05:23

Like this is the thing, but you're a Leo not Virgo.

1:05:25

Oh that's I got oh yeah.

1:05:28

Cause I always say like, I'm just like Beyonce, Beyonce and Michelle and the campaign 2022.

1:05:37

I'm

1:05:37

saying

1:05:40

dots. I'm joking. I think it's got to been sitting for so long.

1:05:42

No,

1:05:42

I

1:05:42

hate

1:05:46

that. It's like oral migraines.

1:05:49

Yeah. I think it all migraines. Cause like I've been saying for too long.

1:05:52

Don't like you guys give me anxiety.

1:05:53

2022 is about to be a year of deep transformational change.

1:06:00

Wago. No more self doubt.

1:06:02

You are ready for this XL.

1:06:04

Meanwhile, you said you want to be a game show host.

1:06:06

I expect your limitations to be lifted.

1:06:09

As life takes you higher and asked you to expand now more than ever, whether you've been stuck, stuck, stagnant in love, PO professional life, finances, your living space, all your fun SoCo discontent will be a thing of the past.

1:06:25

That's the first paragraph.

1:06:27

When I dive into the second one. Now this is usually the one about love.

1:06:30

You are about to be blessed with an expansion and Ascension.

1:06:35

And I see many of you stepping into the limelight with your career.

1:06:40

Oh my God.

1:06:42

Separate thought limelight. There will be an opening for you to bring your passion projects to life.

1:06:47

And no one will be able to get in the way of your MNS.

1:06:50

It MNS Monessen success.

1:06:52

Stout to get comfortable with your wants and needs by setting strong boundaries around your precious time.

1:06:59

And ultimately start to view your energetic well-being as a top priority, the Tom power couple is coming through strongly.

1:07:09

So whether you are single or currently coupled standby for leveling up in your love life as well, May, 2022 May, 2020 to be your best year yet.

1:07:22

Oh

1:07:22

my

1:07:24

God. These are so optimistic. I love it.

1:07:27

I know catered to us.

1:07:28

I don't know how to explain this Oliver.

1:07:32

That did make sense that we believe in astrology because Allianz is kind of like, I gave me like a, like a fit like her life and goes his life.

1:07:40

And Lucas did, did tell us what his goal for this year is and it kind of fits it.

1:07:46

And

1:07:46

then

1:07:46

like

1:07:46

mine

1:07:46

is

1:07:46

opening

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up

1:07:46

a

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little.com. You did that. Love it.

1:07:53

The thing about it.

1:07:55

Okay. So this is my view on all this stuff is that even if I die and they, and the let's say there is an owner of the universe says it's not only pop.

1:08:05

I still like how I feel I now.

1:08:07

So I view that as a success. That's almost all like, it only told us the good things.

1:08:12

Yeah. Well there's a dark side. Now imagine that would be so annoyed.

1:08:16

If it was one of those ones that's had like October and November will be some of the roughest patches of your life.

1:08:21

It's like, Butch, what are you going to ask you?

1:08:23

I want to find that out just on the spot.

1:08:26

I mean, I'm excited.

1:08:28

Like I've I Wellex IFA 20, 22, but now I'm even more excited.

1:08:32

Yeah. Can you tell, did you guys feel like 20, 21 was a faster, slower by the way?

1:08:37

Hmm, actually I feel like it was kind of a slow year.

1:08:41

Like I don't think it blew by or anything.

1:08:44

Yeah. I can't relate to people that say it felt like a week.

1:08:46

Like it's, to me it felt like a year.

1:08:48

It Just felt like a normal year. To me.

1:08:50

I feel like a normal length of a year Should

1:08:52

be. I'm trying to think of like, just markers of last year.

1:08:55

Like when a mark would be up early in the year. Wouldn't that be?

1:08:57

Like the super bowl? I guess the weekend that feels to me like so long ago.

1:09:00

Oh yeah. That feels like I've had so much time.

1:09:02

Did I do shit since I know what 20, 22 is, it's going to be it guys.

1:09:05

You keep your head up to eight.

1:09:08

Yeah. Should we be to a couple of voicemails?

1:09:10

You let's let's do a few this time.

1:09:12

It's going to be good guys. The audio last time.

1:09:15

Some people complained comment.

1:09:16

Allie complained. Oh yeah.

1:09:19

Criticism. Yeah. I usually listen to it, even though I said complain.

1:09:24

Like I, it was constructive criticism.

1:09:27

Usually we have, Jacob was like, yeah, you know, I'm I like how you have the voicemail aspect, but I was looking into it on my run.

1:09:33

I might've been because of the wind, but I just couldn't hear the boy.

1:09:37

It smells fully. I went into my room cried, but then I realized, I mean, I'm going to English class.

1:09:41

My teacher told me to take constructive criticism.

1:09:43

Yep.

1:09:45

Yep. So this isn't the first one I

1:09:54

have to go by.

1:09:56

I liked that one.

1:09:57

I said, I like, wait, not even trying to be like finding anything I've said, I was like witnessing like someone in a dog just died or something.

1:10:06

I don't know if it was laughing or crying.

1:10:08

I think it was laughing. I was laughing.

1:10:10

I felt like they were like locked in the closet or something.

1:10:13

I feel like they had a whole story that they wanted to tell us.

1:10:15

But like once they got on the bro shell hotline, like there, they just got stage fright.

1:10:21

Yeah. I mean, like, I feel like I wouldn't be brave enough to just call any podcasts no matter the size.

1:10:26

Cause it just like, feels like, it feels like you're like dealing like a show as haunted.

1:10:30

There's

1:10:30

also

1:10:30

the

1:10:30

next

1:10:34

one. Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to try and make this as short as possible, but I figured that Jacob would enjoy this.

1:10:40

So when I was in undergrad, I was really close friends with this girl.

1:10:47

And one day we were hanging out and she got a phone call and she was on this phone call for like two hours.

1:10:57

And she like seemed really distressed and kept talking about like a diary and like just was on the phone call for a really long time.

1:11:09

So when she hung up, I was like, what is going on?

1:11:14

And she was like, have you ever Googled my name?

1:11:19

And I was like, no, I'm not a creep.

1:11:23

So I've never Googled your name. She was like, I think you should.

1:11:25

So I Googled her name and all of this stuff came up about like a murder trial in Guam.

1:11:34

Turns out that her ex-boyfriend went on like as psychotic rampage and WAM and ran his car into an embassy and like murdered and named quite a few people.

1:11:54

I think he murdered three people and named 14 people.

1:11:57

And so he was like calling her from prison because he wanted some evidence for the trial at which she had been testifying.

1:12:08

So for the next two months he would call her every single day.

1:12:11

And I would have to take her phone away from her so that she wouldn't answer his phone calls and get into, you know, the will of a murderer.

1:12:21

So now that's it.

1:12:26

Oh my God. What does a rollercoaster say that they thought I would enjoy?

1:12:31

Jacob's a little creepy.

1:12:33

They thought I'm like, like this murder voicemail.

1:12:36

It was interesting.

1:12:38

That was so interesting.

1:12:40

Yeah. It just goes to show, you need to actually do four full on background checks and everyone you meet.

1:12:46

No, the girlfriend wasn't involved, but like, but yeah, the caller said I'm not a creepy person on Google people, but you could have, you're hanging out with people thinking about it.

1:12:55

If I got a roommate, I don't think I'd Google them.

1:12:58

But with that being said, I wouldn't view someone as creepy plea, this voicemail if they Googled me or whatever.

1:13:04

But I think about it is that I feel like it's like a positive Googling.

1:13:08

Even it's like a new fund that you might oh yeah.

1:13:11

Who was a roommate? I would a hundred percent go find out what they like post, what kind of things they find finding Katie.

1:13:20

But also if I was smiling while listen to that voicemail because I was in shock.

1:13:25

Yeah. Oh yeah. It was like, what is going on?

1:13:27

Like I wasn't smiling. Like, oh my God, I love murder.

1:13:29

But I just wasn't expecting because I haven't experienced something like that.

1:13:35

So I just wasn't expecting. I know like, I'm just, so what does it mean to mean?

1:13:39

I didn't know what that meant.

1:13:40

Do you know? It sounds like scary.

1:13:43

Like, I don't know if that says what it means. Meaning someone I thought to scalping, I didn't only do like one or two more voicemails.

1:13:51

Cause I'm kinda like, I honestly I felt bad for you and cover what the girlfriend thought.

1:13:57

Like what did it come in? Completely out of left field shit.

1:13:59

He had a, he had a psychotic break so completely out of left field and he was normal.

1:14:03

Every other timer. Didn't she say that she had like stopped the girl from like exhale from, from like listening, like talking to him on the phone.

1:14:09

So it seemed like they had a convo in the, in the X golf and said, okay, like, even though like maybe she, this is just me.

1:14:17

Maybe she's like kind of wanting to enter, but she decided to have a roommate stab hall.

1:14:20

Oh my God. That is holy crap.

1:14:23

Like when we asked for a bro show, listen or drama, I didn't think this would be how far it would go.

1:14:28

Like, wow.

1:14:30

That's crazy. But I guess yeah.

1:14:32

Thanks for sharing. Jacob wanted to hear it.

1:14:33

I mean, yeah. Like even though it's like, honestly like so bad, like I, I thought it was like, thanks so much.

1:14:39

Yang is basically, Oh my God.

1:14:41

Okay. First of all, love the voicemail thing.

1:14:43

That was so funny, but my name is Cassie.

1:14:46

I love you guys very much.

1:14:48

So my story is basically when I was a senior in high school, I was scamming sugar daddies on a sugar daddy app.

1:14:58

Just kind of like sending them stuff in Twitter and just getting money to buy whatever I want.

1:15:03

And I was never like spending my own stuff, but then which I feel terrible now I would never do that.

1:15:10

But basically there was this guy that I found who was only 18 and I was 17.

1:15:18

So I was actually like sending him stuff basically.

1:15:23

And it was like only over the phone and stuff.

1:15:26

Cause he live in Texas and then like a couple thousand dollars later, his mom messages me this paragraph.

1:15:35

And she's so pissed because he's been using her credit card and it was just so crazy.

1:15:43

And my fucking bank got contacted.

1:15:46

My parents got contacted and I was like, I so close.

1:15:51

Like I swear. And it was this whole thing.

1:15:53

And now I am Bannon Venmo, which kind of sucks because I now have a small business and I make like ashes and rolling trays and stuff for people and yeah.

1:16:05

I don't know. People are always asking, can you Venmo?

1:16:08

And I'm just like down, but yeah.

1:16:10

That's my story. Love you guys.

1:16:13

Bye. Oh my gosh.

1:16:13

So

1:16:13

basically

1:16:13

she

1:16:13

would,

1:16:13

she

1:16:13

used,

1:16:13

she

1:16:13

found

1:16:13

like

1:16:13

nudes

1:16:13

on

1:16:19

Twitter. I guess of random people.

1:16:21

I went to send them the sugar daddy used to make money, but then some 18 year old was on there and he was using his mom's credit.

1:16:27

I didn't even think about that. And are these, do you think anyone is you go on these sugar dating apps and you're expecting like, oh businessmen, but if someone just stealing their mom's credit card, like some college kids stealing their mom's credit card, spending thousands on noon.

1:16:39

And I didn't think about that.

1:16:41

Oh my gosh. So, but what I don't get is I guess she got in trouble because she's using other people's photos, but what did they, she wouldn't be in trouble because he used his mom's credit card.

1:16:50

Right. So she didn't explain it.

1:16:52

But did you have to give the money back?

1:16:55

She didn't say what do what happened? Right?

1:16:57

No, I don't. Well, I guess also yet she was scamming, I guess she was first of all, acts 17, which probably isn't even allowed.

1:17:03

So they're like what? Oh. And then second of all, she was using random people's photos.

1:17:06

They're like, what? So it was a bunch of, but I guess thanks for, as she said, she feels bad about it now.

1:17:11

So you know, people change. Oh yeah.

1:17:13

And I mean, thanks for sharing. I'm like, it was like, not meant to be like this horrible malicious, anything coming to life, you just wanted to get some businessmen.

1:17:23

They want to get some nudes and you want it to be able to go to hot topic or something after.

1:17:28

Oh yeah. And I mean, I, and I guess I just kind of knew then to it all, but it does suck.

1:17:32

It's like scrolling through Twitter.

1:17:35

I always just see naked people. Cause like all like, like naked people, you know, it's like only finished credos and stuff, but yeah.

1:17:44

What was I gonna say?

1:17:46

Oh, that sucks. That you're banned from Venmo though.

1:17:49

Cause like Venmo is so essential to like everything even as like hanging out with funds and like paying people, Blackfoot shit.

1:17:55

I always wonder.

1:17:56

Cause I haven't met a few people who had been banned from Venmo actually only like one person who like I worked with and I, I like paid for something sounds creepy or just like a normal thing for my YouTube channel.

1:18:07

And I paid them and they were like, oh, I can't use them though.

1:18:09

Cause I'm banned. But do you think they also scammed people or something?

1:18:11

It's like, I kind of like the sugar daddy scamming thing is kind of like popular because this is one person that I hung out with that like, that like will fund.

1:18:22

But I never, like, she, she told me that like, it was kind of like this, like guy would send no money that like lived in the same town.

1:18:30

But like, but they never like actually met.

1:18:32

And it just, it wasn't like so much money, but it was like $50.

1:18:35

And like, it was just like, I feel like stuff like that.

1:18:38

It's kind of common, not common, but like kind of common.

1:18:41

I'm actually listening to another or are we done?

1:18:43

Let's do one more. Okie dokie.

1:18:45

Let me get one more.

1:18:48

Sorry. I gotta scroll down.

1:18:50

Okay. Let's see.

1:18:52

Hey y'all so I do love the brochure and all, and I'm not like saying a story or anything.

1:18:57

Just maybe something personal.

1:18:59

So a long time ago you guys made a podcast about people wiping, standing up.

1:19:05

And I literally did that. Like all my life.

1:19:07

I'm 20 years old and here I am like wiping, standing up.

1:19:11

But like after I listened to that, I was like, you know what?

1:19:13

I'm going to try doing it sitting down.

1:19:15

So I did.

1:19:16

And you know what? It's changed my life.

1:19:19

And I just want to thank you guys very much for that.

1:19:21

I really do appreciate it.

1:19:23

And I love you guys. You guys are bad bitches, to be honest.

1:19:26

Thank you very much for opening my third eye.

1:19:29

I love you guys.

1:19:32

I think people only white standing up because they don't know that you could do people do it sitting down.

1:19:36

Yeah, but we ended, this is from a testimonial, from someone who did a wipe standing up.

1:19:42

It changed their life to do it sitting down.

1:19:45

So sit down and wipe guys.

1:19:47

That's why I'm so glad he sent this email because not that life is always about being the Buttle Polson, but basically I'm just going to use one.

1:19:55

This is a scientific study. You have a scientific study.

1:19:57

You prove that sitting down and wiping is so much to paleo, but then standing up and wiping and Fisher, your parents teach you to stand up and wipe because it's a whole generational thing on Twitter.

1:20:11

I was actually like, wow.

1:20:13

Like I just got flashed back to that a year ago when we were talking about that.

1:20:17

Oh however long ago it was. And I was like, I was watching, it seems like so much more work.

1:20:22

Cause you obviously shit sitting down and then you have to stand up.

1:20:27

Like the whole thing is just weird.

1:20:28

It's been in public bath and then you look like, okay, I don't Pope the look under the stairs, but you know, you always see like people sitting down your pants.

1:20:36

I

1:20:36

thought

1:20:36

you

1:20:36

were

1:20:36

to

1:20:36

say,

1:20:36

you

1:20:36

actually

1:20:36

look

1:20:36

up

1:20:36

from

1:20:36

down

1:20:36

like

1:20:36

your

1:20:41

hurry. But I don't care if it's an accident or not.

1:20:43

No, but I just didn't know.

1:20:46

It was a thing. And I'm glad that you sent that voicemail.

1:20:48

I'm so like, I can't believe sitting down to the correct method.

1:20:52

It's so funny because I, we don't know what you guys look like, but whenever I hear a voice, I get such a vivid face.

1:20:58

I want to know if I'm completely off or not.

1:21:02

I

1:21:02

do

1:21:02

this

1:21:02

all

1:21:02

the

1:21:02

time

1:21:05

too. How long some of you guys did this, like laughing a voice and then like say something.

1:21:12

Yeah. Thank you guys so much for sending those in.

1:21:15

Okay. Yeah. And I not tell grandkid, but the last one was in the, well, maybe not, but the most interesting, but like, I'm glad that I get like a point to prove.

1:21:23

Now I still like Esther behind the first one.

1:21:26

Like why did they cut it off so fast?

1:21:28

Like I just want to know like they got kidnapped maybe in between.

1:21:31

Oh yeah. The person who had the five second one. Yeah.

1:21:34

Yeah. Do you want to know the backstory? It kind of reminds me of like, I'm like a Misty type thing.

1:21:38

I know. Like I didn't want to be like, is this part of it be a part of like a huge truck to crime story?

1:21:42

Like their last phone call. They're like, what is this number they called?

1:21:45

And it's the brochure hotline. And that was the last voice I've actually thought about that before.

1:21:49

Like what flu and Emily, I got called in and do like this things where someone like asks you so many questions.

1:21:54

Cause they thought of something.

1:21:56

And like, what if I accidentally say yes to something and I'm in prison.

1:21:59

That is what's scary.

1:22:00

I'm pretty sure. Like, isn't that a thing where like, there's like a, a post on a day people that are in GLL plays and what he did, nothing one done.

1:22:08

Yeah, because we don't get detectives or whatever.

1:22:10

Want the case to be closed so bad that like they try to walk people into answering it.

1:22:14

I know it was Alicia, not Netflix, the docu series of making a murder, but they convinced one of the people that he did it.

1:22:20

And he did.

1:22:22

Yeah. What if Spiderman is right?

1:22:24

One of the moms said I don't have a lawyer with me, so I can't answer anything.

1:22:29

So if that is how the legal systems works, but then don't, you bet they do what they did in spite.

1:22:33

I remember they keep trying to pressure. You saying, look, honey, girly, pop like a lawyer and can have healthy, a weird, we already got Waterboarding

1:22:41

and stuff.

1:22:42

I'm

1:22:42

watching

1:22:50

blacklist. But like I think a lot of them do it.

1:22:52

Like, like If

1:22:56

I ever get called into questioning, I'm not helping you.

1:22:58

I'm not going to help a crime get solved. I'm not going in.

1:23:00

If they're going to waterboard me and shit, I believe you.

1:23:02

Cause for like Modo mysteries, like you, you want to find the models.

1:23:05

Maybe they do do like stuff that's illegal.

1:23:07

But since like the part of the government, it's not technically legal.

1:23:11

They search a house without a warrant, but they pop salaries.

1:23:13

Some of them like this don't know, wait for a warrant because oh yeah.

1:23:16

Cause he was like scared of the police anyway.

1:23:18

So it's just like, oh, I'll let you in. Cause like, I just believe you, even though it's not like I'm like pulling your ear or something to be annoying, like pulling gray or something.

1:23:26

I can send him even going as smart, like comment on your appearance or something be like, what are you doing?

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I try to just break you down. So, and the thing about it is that I always have sweaty hands and like, I don't always have a guide cheeks, but I think that'd be like, you look, I fully know of it.

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I know trapped in there.

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I was actually thinking that during the spider man as well, he was like scale, you know, it's a small room and it's dark.

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And if I knew in my mind from watching these true crime things like this can go on for five hours, I would start painting and I'd be like, I want out like, please let me out.

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Oh yeah. Okay. I did it.

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This never happens like often.

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Cause I'm just like not experiencing these crazy scenarios, but like, just like you were kind of saying, you know, when y'all Blaine goes to this mode where you think then this is never going to, even if it's an owl that I was going to feel like, oh yeah, this mostly happens during like roller coasters.

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I sometimes think like, wait, why don't you even go on this roller coaster?

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Cause it's going to last for a week.

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Even though I know what time you guys, 10 minutes. I feel like that 10 minutes is going to feel like a week.

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I

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think

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so. Well, thanks for being on the podcast.

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Allie. You're like the third, most popular episode on our YouTube channel.

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Oh seriously? Yeah.

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Oh, what was it titled? Struggles of colon teen.

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Oh my God. The beginning of oh wait.

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Oh. That's when everyone was on YouTube.

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All right. Well thank you guys for listening.

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Happy 2020 to you have a good yeah.

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Good. All good?

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Yeah. Good. Amazing. Hey, my name is Lucas, and my name is Jacob. It's the first episode of the New Year. Okay. Happy twenty twenty two. Welcome to the bro show. 2022. That's three twos in one zero. So that means that you aren't gonna have a zero year. You're gonna have a two times two times two. Two times two is four. Two times four times two is eight. If you're watching, you probably noticed that we're sitting in a weird setup. And if you're listening, you might feel the energy and aura of a third person in the room. So there is a guest. We're starting up a year with a special guest. We haven't had a guest in a hot minute. I would say, like, eight months. Like legit. Not actually has been a long time. And by gust, we mean one of our family members. Oh, we've only ever had family members on. I I think But if you wanna have, like, a local person on, we have to figure that out. But I don't want them to come to my house. We have to rent out a space. I want there was a time when we talked about inviting a local mom over that. We don't know him. just wanna alone what her life's like. That just sounds fun too. I just I guess I couldn't bite her into my basement, but I feel like even not only for our comparability, but inviting a local mom on. She might not wanna come to random people's basements. I feel like you did that. 60day you want to like studio. You're gonna even even the guest would've feel more comfortable if it wasn't in your basement, you know? Yeah. That's the thing about it. But that is to come maybe also wanted to have Jo Jo Siwa's mom on it, but she's She she might be too famous for this. But we we'll see. Without further ado, Welcome. That that answers yourself. Oh, sorry. I'm Ali. She's been on the podcast many a time. Do you know what number this is? Alon, the one in California was the first one when we were, like, At your at your apartment. Oh, yeah. We told the story of Jacob's told the story of Jacob's date. Oh, yeah. A manager. Your Oh, we didn't go on it. I'm just I made up the 60day part, but you made a man in bar or something? You gave our Christmas last week? Did Yeah. He did. We're gonna Oh, my god. Wait. What happened? But you I was just, like, I was just making up the like, came towards Christmas. Oh, I was like, you mentioned that the guy you met at the bar two years ago messaged you on Christmas. I was like, holy shit. He wrote he met you on a random night out and he's still messaging you. But that should be creepy. I mean, it probably is creepy. Maybe it'd be romantic. Creepy is romantic. But yeah, this is our sister, Alison rose fifth time, I think yeah, this is our sister, Alison, rose. This is your fifth time, I think, then. Yeah. And you might I just kinda heard yesterday. So that's why I looked so that's why I looked different. I know. Oh, yeah. She's on you've been on the East Coast becoming a doctor? Yeah. I've been becoming a doctor. I'm getting my PhD in math at duke. So I'm in North Carolina right now. Like, how has it been? It's been great. It just just weird, like, being away from the family, like, way on separate ends of, like, the I guess, not separate ends because you're headed in the middle, and I'm on, like, the side. But Oh, yeah. So That's cool they're like, you're a East Coast girl now. I know. Like, they actually, like, they do, like, it's, like, it's a whole different world down down there. Like, it would think everything differently. Does that all all different slang and everything? No. Go for it. No. Like, I actually feel like I live in parallel universe. No. I don't know. I've always viewed people that live on the east coast as cool I've always viewed people that live on the East Coast as cool people. Like I viewed them as Adi, some reason, I view them. This isn't a good way. As olden days kind of because, like, you know, in our US, we settled on the East Coast first. Oh. Like Americans died when they like took over the country or Like a hurricane's head when they're like, took over the country whatever and but so I kind of associate it with that, like, the Mayflower and stuff. But it actually Is it Mayflower Energy? I guess they no. They actually are they always talk everyone always talks about Midwestern values though. They think I think think of the Midwestern as, like, having, like, the greatest values in, like, so good way. It's like a bible, but basically Did they say that in a good way? Or is it kind of like, oh, you guys, like, don't Some of them say in a good way and, like, some people, like, I said, I was from Nebraska, they're like, wait, what? I come up with a farm or something. It's like, I guess I didn't go up on a farm. That's what is funny because I view living in Nebraska is normal, but I feel like so many people think it's like driving tractors every day, which makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Mean, my high school did have a drag your tractor school day. So Yeah. That wasn't, like, a smallest Yeah. Your guys did that. Right? Yeah. Because like, in be bigger cities are always, like, they aren't gonna be, like I mean, so, like not trying to oh, wait. Finish what you said the first. No. I didn't really have a computer say. Big cities what? This, like, the art as, like, like, farmerish. Oh, Yeah. Like not exaggerate, but we did kind of go to other munchies growing up on oh, every not kinda of like magic, but we did kinda go to a manchi's going up Oh, yeah. We But Look. I'm kind of like that. And my high school was referred to as calpine high. Yeah. Because, like, it's so funny because we grew up in a small ass town. And the small the city the school that was in the town like they were city people compared to us farm people on it. We went to the farm high school on the outskirts of went to the farm high school in outskirts of town, but it's like, boom, like, you still go to the high school and town of, like, twenty thousand people. But they're trying to act like, wow. Like, you guys are so farmish. Oh, yeah. Like, it's so different. And then, like, when we had sporting games, they would come like dressing overalls and stuff, like, kinda finding fun apartment. That's funny. I think it was just a friendly rivalry, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But I was so offended. Since you were a hillbilly? We're Oh, yeah. But what was I gonna ask? Oh, gosh. So if anyone is considering going to Duke, you'd recommend? I would for would for sure recommend. I've only finished one semester, but it's been great. So I have how many semesters, so it's What do you do with? I don't really wanna do the math. You have, like, eight more semesters or something. Right? Yes. Or, like, way more. Oh, nine more nine more semester because, like, a two semester a one year and a half, four years left, and then but I have this extra semester. Oh my god. Well, that's Ali's update. Yeah. College a girl, but a freak on the weekend making the stallion. Yeah. Hot girl, Summer. Is there anything else you wanna tell us about slash audience? Something that we don't know. I'm gonna say Might as well put you on the spot, you know? Is there anything else you wanna say? The biggest thing I learned from moving to the east coast was like what an IPA was like, I didn't even know what breweries The biggest thing that I learned removing it the East Coast was, like, what a IPA was. Like, I didn't even know what breweries were. Like, I didn't know. Breweries were a big thing breweries were a big thing there. Like, I grew up, I I like drinking tequila sodas and everything, but, like, they like drinking be like hardcore beer there. I was like, it's not really for me, but you. Oh, so that The beer culture is big there, I The beer culture is big. Yeah. There. I guess, what was the IPA like? Did you so you just you weren't into it? It's good. But just still feeling like I'm not used to having it to be so feeling like it's like a whole it's so filling. Like, I'm not used to having it so filling. Like, it's like a whole meal. I forgot. I don't really want to drink the whole I don't wanna wanna drink the whole meal, like, just gross. Oh, yeah. Isn't some of it, like, big, like, milkshake. Yeah. Like That's how you take a spoon. Is that a thing like I'd see how many limes. Is that a thing like a bell milkshake? They probably They probably do. Because I feel like people love bell, so why not make it like milkshake? People will Put beer in everything that you could put it in put beer in everything you can put it in coffee. Oh, that's Bayley's I guess. Is that Bayley's, I guess? Is that though? It's whiskey. That's whiskey. But people who I do put Bayley's probably a addict for that. Damn. But, yeah, I've I never really tried the hardcore beers. The most I've ever gone is What's that one beer? That's, like, kind of, like, indie blue moon or something? Blue Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think I think so. That's not really, like, you you know. I don't think so. Actually, Omaha, Nebraska has a lot of breweries, I guess. But I've I've got most of that, though. So I'm not kinda living Omaha. Because never one time I did go to a brewery and like I was the annoying ass like Hillbelly and I asked for a Bud Light. And they were like, who were you kidding? Because like the whole thing was like so like, try a different beer. Yeah. And I was like, I always have a bad light, but That's what I always ask for now too. Next time I go, I'm gonna actually experiment. Is the bluey thing Alright. I don't even know if it's correlated, but does it kinda have to do with, like, f, capitalism in a way? Am I making that up? Because it kinda gives the vibe of, like, we don't wanna support these big companies. Oh, no. I guess, yeah, they But this is this is not me, like, making up this thing and has nothing to do with, like, of capitalism. It depends, like, Yeah. Because a lot of them like brew their own beer and a lot of Because a lot of them, like, brew their own beer and a lot of stuff. So No. It's okay. It's Maybe it does have minimalism, But like support, smile a like, support smaller business. Yeah. Because it doesn't really beat up. It has the vibe of, like, if if it's a really popular beer, probably isn't good. You know, it's all mass produced. Whereas these are, like, all, like, the handcrafted artisan made. Yeah. I guess it's, like, going to a cafe that's, like, family owned it. Probably is better than, like, Pena, when? Yeah. Yeah. But I wouldn't know because I only should go to Pena, but Also, I haven't met Cody Cole yet, but he didn't go to Duke and but I'm sorry I haven't met him yet. Did he do a talk though? Wait. Wait. He doesn't. Yeah. Him and Kelsey actually did they did a virtual talk. No. That was at UNL actually. That was in the process. When did he go to Duke for, like, swimming? He's like athlete. Yeah. Go diving, I think. Oh, okay. No. I thought nobody was not diving. I think it was diving actually. Projects. We actually have a story. We were driving without dad to this sushi place earlier this week. And right when he told him, like, how asked by big shyness thing and Nikki Minaj was also saying, you couldn't get Michael Kors if he was up and Michael Kors. So do you think he actually just listen to that type of music secretly or Yeah. You haven't seen the only one who was in truck, like, no no one drove his truck before him and changed the radio No. So this was, like, the hip hop college radio, I think. And so I'm just curious. I could see that doing Because remember that one time, I forgot when it was, but I was driving with him as someone else, and he was trying to prove, like, oh, I know, like, new music. And he said, like, he he'd, like, recognized some songs. Because I got, like, listen to it because I think, like, low baby fan. Right? Yeah. He's, like, really, it's, like, the weekend. That's funny. Think of him listening to, like, ass by Big Sean. I'm, like, a legendary random icon. Maybe just every now and then he wants to switch it up. Because our dad, he only listens to music from, like, one decade. I don't know if it's from, like, the eighties or seventies, but Like, he always listens to the exact same music. For as long as I've been alive, he listens to the exact same music. So maybe he doesn't wanna branch out and get some micumenology vibes. Yeah. I can see that. Mom always makes fun of him for listening to that type of music. Mhmm. She always she always like, I'm a modern person, and then he's like, no. No. Yeah. So our parents have, like, a gym in the basement. Every single time he goes to workout, he puts, like, the same song on YouTube. And like the YouTube plays the same songs like, YouTube plays the same songs afterwards, you It's the same. Beto Song. What are y'all? Comes on the colors everywhere. She comes her hair. That makes you in a simulation. Like, why does it a big deal that she combs her hair? What is that? That's what you lines. She covers her She combs her hair. But that's why I believe we're in a simulation because I never really heard this whole she comes in colors everywhere. And then dad played it. And now it's in a commercial. So I was like, okay. Now, like, you see Chris real quick. Dad manifested it. Other we had, like, a simulation experience. What was it? I don't even know whether it was simulation experience. I think you might have been involved too. And there's just, like, a point of the day I was, like, Wait, is this a simulation? You realize it's just one of those things where, like, that song is always been iconic, but, like, I just never realized it. You know, like, when people say, like, if you try to notice some buggies on little bug cars on the road, you'll suddenly notice the moment. Like the Volkswagen? Did you ever play that annoying ass game? Like, when you were, like, a middle school people have punched you when they saw one? They're, like, logbug. If the logbug can actually punch you hard. It's like, boohoo, I'm not having 5 app using me. I know. I mean, mumbo going on to it on This is Eladeco about how Beto's are getting canceled. I think we would have talked about this in the podcast. And then a few years before that, it said g Wagons are canceled. Mercedes canceling g Wagons, but is that just for press or what? Because they never got canceled. You can still buy a twenty twenty two beetle, and I'm pretty sure you can still buy a twenty twenty two g dragon. I don't know if that's for a fact, but I'm assuming me. Oh, yeah. Don't they just say they're cancelling. They bring them back, like, to Oh, they just, like, revamped this style. Right? No. They didn't, like, make the outside of the studio. Not for sure is it. Because beetles aren't just gonna go away. They're like classic boojis. They're cool. Yeah. What? So, like, since it's twenty twenty two, like, what's the energy? Like, is it resolutions? Or is because I've seen this trend of people saying, I'm not doing resolutions this year because it's more of just like Like, I have goals, but I'm not, like, making a big deal. It's, like, what's your guys' vibe? You can only answer. Who worked. I'm on Salesforce. Yeah. I was thinking about doing New Year's resolutions last week because I've never done them before, but it's like then I, like, I haven't even done yet. It's a new year. And I I'm just like, I always have goals in mind. So I feel like I don't really need to write them down. I like I get that. Yeah. I feel like it's different for every person. Like, if you need to write down to work to come true then. Oh, yeah. One Hyundai. For me, I was thinking about doing a vision board that was I could bring Aviwa with me because I don't always do my walk in one area. I'm always moving around, so I could always put it up in front of me. Just have it like a little cardboard square, and I might do that. But, like, to be honest, I just I like I like always have goals and stuff. But I I don't know. I don't think I'm gonna do, like, actual, like, resolutions. But, obviously, I'm always wanna grow and stuff. But then, also, I feel like Yeah. I don't know. Leslie shouldn't's kinda like a like a sticky situation because, like, That is something that's negative about them to me. I I can't put them on my finger on it. But I like them though. II0, just because, like, if you just drop it into me, it's kinda No. That's not what's negative about it. It just is, like I think it's, like, actually, kind of, like, kind of, like, I think, I think it's like This is what it's like, Romeo's one of the songs. I think you should like what you have, but you but you should want. Like, if you want more than do it. But, like, I like, I feel like, one small. But I was like, yeah. Oh, that that's why you guys take your situation even though obviously, like -- Yeah. -- obviously, like, I wanna grow. So I guess that's a lot more Most likely if you start the like, say, like, we're in June or something and some of them, like, has a goal in my room. Then they're, like, oh, I'm just gonna wait till the New Year started. Yeah. Again. Wait til new year, wait till New Year. That one hundred percent. But for me, I actually do have, like, I'm just gonna try to focus on one goal this year. I'm not gonna say what it is. So you have a resolution. Did you have to make, like, eleven? Because usually, I have tried to do resolutions in the past, but I always thought, oh, you have to make, like, ten or something. But then you just don't focus on any, you know, because, like, ten. Because I'm actually gonna try focusing on one thing. Because I'm like, that's when I am the best one. I'm just like, I feel like I type a person where like I can only focus on one thing. Like, a bully, but Yeah. Yeah. I feel like you for show like like, I feel like I wanna know one hundred percent what I want though. Like, that's probably good. Oh, yeah. mean, sometimes, like, I'm like, you think that you have them, like Oh, yeah. But, you know, sometimes, you think you have goals, but then you realize, like, oh, wait. Like, I haven't thought about goals in awhile. It's like, you don't remember what they a while. It's like, you don't remember what they are. So probably it's good to, like, remind yourself every now and then. You know? Yeah. 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Do you You guys think there's a difference between like a new year's resolutions and like a bucket list because sometimes like they fall into the same category bucket list is like, I don't guys think there's a difference between, like, a New Year's resolutions and, like, a bucket list because sometimes, like, they fall into the same category. I feel like bucket list is like I don't know. It's more like, doing things. I feel like New Year's resolutions should be more broad. Yes. At least that's what I think of them as, like, obviously, they don't have Oh, yeah. I always assumed bucket lists was a thing where like, you can do it easily, but you just don't make the time or I always assume bucket list as a thing where, like, you can do it easily, but you just don't make the time or something. Like, I wanna jump off a go bungee jumping, you know, something like that. Yeah. Then I you, like, resolutions, like, you have to, like, work so hard towards it. know? Oh, yeah. Well, like, when I hear New Year's resolutions, the forces that comes to mind isn't, like, isn't, like, education or, like, working on your career. I think that's what I always pitch you is people being like is people saying, like, these, like and this isn't bad, but just saying, like, this year, I want oh, no. It's like just things that, like, those, like, those aren't pulling and I'm not saying that now. Oh, no. I just don't picture. Like, I just picture like things like, I want to walk out everyday, like, which is good, but then I, but then it just, I don't know, you know, like that kind of like, I just picture, like, things like don't know work out every like, which is good, but then but then it just oh, no. You're not like that kind of sweet as jokes now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. For Yeah. Shout out to our dad again. He did a new year's resolution last year and actually stuck to it. Oh, yeah. He's a he did it. He lost, like, so much weight He's, like, so skinny now. He's on He's in for next connective. He wants to lose ten more pounds. Oh my god. He wants to turn them over away. Yeah. He wants turned ten pounds of fat. He has some of his body right now into ten pounds of muscle. Oh my goodness. He could be skinnier because didn't, like, muscle, like, smaller than fat or something. Yeah. He he actually did that. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I'm not even a hater, but last year. And he was like saying he was going to do he was, like, saying he was gonna do it. Like, I didn't say anything out loud, but kept thinking, like, oh, he'll just not do it. Because remember, he did, like, do a lot of times where he like, try to start with a knot. Yeah. But then he actually started with it. I know. That is and I am proud. It just proves that you can do put your mind to something and do it. Yeah. So he actually is a he's an example of New Year's resolutions can work. And he's, like, still has, like, a healthy mind. So, like, I won't morning, he was, like, looking at he was, like, on YouTube looking at, like, healthy breakfast breakfastes to eat. Oh, yes, to make And he's, like, he's already used Avocado today because of YouTube like, he told Jacob he was, like, avocado expert now. But doesn't don't you actually think YouTube is one of the main reasons why dad is, like, stuck with it so much? Yeah. Because ever he goes on YouTube, but just recommends him more, like, fitness content. He keeps watching it and, like, being motivated. Yeah. For sure, like, getting fit nowadays is easier than it was even ten years ago. Yeah. Without you, like without YouTuber TikTok or whatever, like, what would the algorithm wouldn't keep reminding you about it, you know? Yeah. You have to, like, look through or, like, even, like, when the Internet wasn't a thing, like, you have to, like, ask your, like, look in the encyclopedia, like, go and go to a nutritionist to a church. Yeah. If it's it's, like, obviously, more more work than it's looking up on the internet. One time I went to a nutritionist, I'm like, I don't learn shit. Oh, was it? Chelsea handles nutritionist. Yeah. No. Like, no hate to her at all. Like, she's so good, but No. Because actually, the thing is actually did learn shit. I've made that up. But, like, what I'm saying is I didn't take any it. I didn't, like, I didn't take anything she taught me because, like, ever actually followed her diet for couple days and I got a headache. So I was, like, oh, like, it's back from body. What was the diet? It was like I'm just like without having carbs and stuff, like, except for a few meals a day, like, in the morning trying to have your glucose levels low or something. Oh, that stuff Yeah. Yeah. She was super nice, though. Yeah. I don't like yeah. It's diet It's diet diet. So interesting because, like, what if someone told you like this one diet? And it's, like, not something like keto or vegan diet, like but, like, if you're doing that pop up. But, like, it was just a diet that I was just, like, it was just, like, so, like, this is something that you never had. And then what it's like, you actually did have so much fun at a day, just naturally. How does it mean? Yeah. Like, you like this is one diet that would, like, work for you. Would that be cool if you find out for your body? Because everyone's body low key different? Very cool. Yeah. If you knew, like, exactly what you 60day. Oh, so much to admit that. I like to tell my diet. Tell the people I do. Well, I probably will. I will. Go back there and tell him. Alright. Should we do my game I made? Oh, yeah. Explain it. So I actually made a game for both of you guys to play. Gonna test out being a game show host. That's actually the goal I have for this year. I'm just kidding. My education college. The game is called which one is fake. So that's really selfish mandatory. Like, I've named two things and you guys guess which one is fake. Okay. Okay? Let's give you a little bit into beer. A little bit of random facts. Just this is all stuff you guys should know, though. Okay. So it's embarrassing of you know. Wait for you. I'm just kidding. You're like, this is the first one. We just, like, we do switch off or, however, get through the visit first. You guys get us both, like, buzz in. Okay. Oh, wait. So let's say whatever you're Is that a contest between us? Yeah. You actually should. Can't have your hand. Use your fingers to keep track. To a side or a zero. Okay. First up, a. There's a girl who sells her farts. She sells her jarred farts, and she's already made six figures. B. There's a dad out there making almost a million a year by pretending to be people's dads on weekly phone calls. The first one's fake. That's I was, like, gonna say the exact same thing. The dud the dud ones weigh on the thought one is fake. Uh-huh. The dad one might be real. I didn't I just made it up, but I'm assuming that isn't real. But maybe there is someone, but the girl sales part. She's actually from ninety day fiance, and I was surprised because I've been watching the single life, and she's one of the people on it. And her whole storyline is, she's a it. And her whole story line is she's YouTuber. I thought you couldn't sell body fluids or something. She does it so much. She farts into jars and Yeah. She does it. But Or to make six figures, I don't know how much she's charging for each individual fart, but, like, her whole life would be, like, farting then. Yeah. But partly thinks it's a space like no. She's making money, but do you think that's a baker? She has jar that's up air? Yeah. Or, like, put, like, yeah, put something something in it. But go to Amazon. Go to, like, the little fart juice ever. I mean, I feel like it's like, I okay. I, I believe that she's doing this obviously, but I feel like it's not like every, isn't a 100% genuine fall, you I I believe that she's doing this, like, obviously, but but I feel like It's not like everyone is a one hundred percent genuine foul. You know? Yeah. Yeah. But go her, like, I wonder how she even figured out that there was a market for that. Do you think People like, scamming her being, like, oh, like, part and part for me or something. Oh, that's my first habit. By the way, like, I'm other day, I thought of a good idea. If I It's like some only fan creators watching or like some porn, Paulson's watching. I don't have a good idea for you, legit. So thought it was randomly. Okay. So I felt like if people had physical copies of nudes, it would mean more to them. Like a new photo. So my plan was was you create your own website. Let's say your name is Amboamshows. She's like Kanye West like girlfriend, but she's famous in own. own right because I can't do us. But, like, I don't know if she is actually, but, like, I'm part of home. But ampouleau dot com. So, like, let's say she wanted to do this. So, like, she would she would hire hire photographer or just do on an iPhone. Do some, like, nude photos that look kinda cool, maybe, like, 5. And you just print them out like CVS. You just do, like, the normal ass whatever square foot that is. And then you just put five hundred of each photo, I'd say. And some each for, like, a hundred. Because you can say, only five hundred people have their whale photo. And obviously, it could get leaked. But I feel like people would buy in that way. Get energy. Yeah. I don't like Yeah. It feels like you're, like, getting something that, like, not everyone's gonna get off. was, like, only if it's, like, isn't tangible. Yeah. Like, it should be one of the kind, though. And you want another of steroid can camera. And each one's like a, like, five thousand. Yeah. So, like, whoever's doing this, like, a big edit or whatever, he would have a Polaroid and to spend a whole day doing naked photos with 10. And then each one is individual never can be replicated, like, go up in so much value. And the thing about it is that even if this Illinois does get leaked, you don't have the original Polaroid. You know? Oh, yeah. What do you mean that matter? Yeah. Yeah. Cause you wouldn't have the actual physical you wouldn't have the actual physical copy. So the one of one is better than, like, the one of five hundred. I almost feel like I'd be tempted to buy one those. It's like, let me think, like who someone like Pamela Anderson or something was like, oh, I'm going to just take like naked photos with the If, like, I think, like, who's someone? Like, if Pamela Anderson or something was, like, oh, I'm gonna just take, like, naked photos of the polaroid and they're of a kind like, I feel like that's just kind of iconic to have. Oh, yeah. I'm like I'm not gonna lie, like, earlier this year, it doesn't have to do with Newt. But I was thinking about doing this thing while I take fifty photos, frame all of them. I don't know who would bite you. This kind of a dumb idea, but I thought, look, it sounded cool. Take fifty photos, frame them And then Sally jumped like twenty dollars. And then it's like, if someone likes a photo of me for no reason, I I might do that. Just because kind of it. They'd all be in the unique It just be fifty random photos. Oh my god. A hand one of a kind. You should. Am I right? Buy one. Okay. Next, A, the Queen of England gave the James Bond actor, like the guy who plays James Bond. You know what? She gave him a title That is supposed to be for actual spies, but she just gave it to me even though he plays a spy in the movie. Okay. The second is the Queen of England has for decades been rumored to be lesbian. And there's like proof I guess too. Okay. I'm I'm gonna say that second ones we have the false ones fake. What was the second one again? She's a the rumor to be a lesbian. allegedly. The queen of English. Yeah. I'm gonna say the first one's fake then. Sorry, guys. Oh. It's actually true. I would 10 because to figure these out, I was gonna go to the lab bible Twitter. I don't even remember what this is. Isn't just like fact fake facts something. She's just like, I don't know if it's like a British thing that says ladd in but they always just have like really weird stories like, for example, their girl selling parts or stuff like that. Yeah. And the first is that came up was the Queen of England gave I think his name is Daniel Craig, the James Bond actor. She gave them the title that, yeah, is usually it's supposed to be for actual spies, but they just thought like he's so iconic and he's British. So, like, he'll get it even though he plays his spine. Okay. That's good. The creative film, like, she kinda thought it was a real spine. Like, if you didn't get that it was like a movie. Yeah. So that's the true one, guys. I never watched James Bond take photos. Neither. I have no desire. I haven't watched it either. He does look so cool, though. though. Like he just looks like, he looks like, I feel like you would know if you saw he just looks like I don't know what he looks like. I feel like you would know if he's on him. Okay. He has glasses on me because glasses the only reason I know him is because I lived in Allegheny or he was in the billboards. Mhmm. He had sunglasses on. Right? Uh-huh. I think maybe doesn't some of them. But next up, A, Marilyn Monroe fluctuated between one hundred and twenty five pounds and one hundred and sixty pounds when she was alive. Or b, Marilyn Monroe fluctuated between one hundred and eighteen pounds and one hundred and forty pounds since she was alive. Okay. Being as fake. Being as fake? Yeah. Because I remember hearing that. She she had, like, a hard time hard time, like, maintaining our weight. So I'm gonna say, a is where I'll BS. Fate, thinking that a is more dramatic. Yeah. A She actually according to this, one website I read, don't know how they knew her weight because we don't know him as weighing her every day. But apparently her body weight range between one hundred and eighteen and one hundred and forty. But this actually brings me. The reason why I thought of this one is because on my TikTok algorithm, They sent me a video that said, like, they a lot of people use Marilyn Monroe to, like, promote body positivity and stuff, but they said they were saying, like, if she was an actress today, like, she would still be, like, really small. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Because I wonder what it says, like, she was actress now, like, it would be, like, crazy. But apparently, this one person take that clean. That isn't true. I don't know if that's real. Yeah. Kari, we're seeing in, like, a tumbler approach way back then, like, way back when they it would start it was saying how bare one row row was, like, a perfect plus size per and open apparently on that's the tea that takes on a call. So they always said they because you know, people I guess that's a thing you're gonna say, she is a size four team, but I guess sizes have changed over the years since, like, more they're more, like, inclusive with people. So her actual size, like, like, terms would be, like, three or four or something like that. Oh. I don't really know what the girl sizes are. That's so weird that girls have those types of That's so weird that girls have those types of sizes. I don't why is it different than guys? Like, are you not gonna have size sizes? We said small, medium, large. Oh, like an extra large, but like, why there's so many for girls? Wait. When you get jeans, is it like 1234? only? And so in In some of them, some of them. The and why don't they just tell you the waist? Because our jeans that is well, I I've never got one. Yes. Some of that vote is coming in to show you the never just come and then they'll show you the waist. Like, I know, like, mostly all my jeans are mostly sideways. I think there's maybe they're switching to that. Always, like, a dress. If you get a dress, is that when you figure out the number one or two or whatever? Only, like, fancy dresses, like wedding dresses, like, like, rizmi dresses, you would need to be like, oh, that's interesting. To be honest, I wish every piece of clothing was just measured by the size. Like, I like how my shoes, I like actually know like, how many, like, inches it is. And I know, like, not my waist too. Like, wish t shirts even said that. Yeah. Like, there was, like, thirty eight, thirty 5. Oh, yeah. Alright. Next up. A, lakes can explode. B, there actually is a dog breed that can fly. I'm gonna say b's way all in is fake. I'm going to say bees fake Ali I'm gonna say b's fake. Ali won. She has one. Finally, one of you guys got a point. No. We always said dogs can fly. Just because I just pictured, like, it can't actually fight, but it can, like, somehow, like, jump. So how do I consider it? Because I would would kind of believe that too when someone told me because I'm, like, oh, Yeah. There is a dog breed somewhere that can pull up. Yeah. I was gonna go that exact answer that Jacob did, but then I was thinking that I lost all the previous of kite with my gut by didn't go if I got this time. Oh, oh, you're going against her. Got got you on? So, yeah, you guys, lakes can't explode. I guess it happens in Africa because of, like, a volcano into the lake. That's kind of click bait in my opinion. But you know what I mean? Yeah. Technically, the lake does explode, but it's just because of the volcano wonder. Alright. Next up. The ocean has seven hundred and seventy trillion dollars worth of goldament or the ocean has seven hundred and seventy billion dollars worth of gold in it. is real, b is fake. I was gonna say a b. No. Oh, yeah. A is fake, I think, to me. And you think Israel? Oh, Jacob, you guys are tight now, Jacob one. Apparently, they're seven hundred and seventy trillion dollars worth of gold, which I don't know how long ago. Is this just a fake fact? Because if that actually is true, what if they have when they when they found the gold, no matter when they've taken it out. Cause I want to sell they don't wanna sell it? Exactly. Also, I hope that you no one has explored the bottom of the ocean, so how is that actually, like, proven? You know? Is that just a lot less to get, I guess? I mean, that just If anyone wants to start a side hustle, get a submarine Find that goal. It's out there. Yeah. The only thing is that you have to save up a few million because think someone leans on, like, a bunch of us off. I think it's about like, wish dot com. It's online. Especially, like, a drone line. You have good to go to the dollar chain, get scuba diving equipment, and then do it. Oh, yes. Go try to find that gold. Next up. You guys are tied right now. You go. Okay. Next up. The Earth might lose the moon soon. Or b, the earth actually currently has two moons. B's whale ice lake. Are you looking at my thing? No. Because somehow somehow I just knew. Like, I don't know how I I like, I didn't know the other one, so I'm just guessing. And I'm not enjoying you all. What do you think is? I'm gonna go with Jacob. And so He didn't get it anyway. I guess on the earth currently has two moons, but this one also has click bait because I guess there's like a little pebble that's going around Earth. Oh, something else. That's clickbait. It's like orbiting Earth, though. Like, so it is kind of a moon, I guess, technically. Isn't this also clickbait when people say, This portion has three nipples because it's never actually a nipples. It's just like I'm a pull. So that's that's another example of like these clickbait things that I actually will. Harry styles for sure doesn't have a Oh, like, people say this celebrity has chlamydia, but it's like, oh, they don't. Oh, yeah. Because company isn't, well. Like, I guess there's, like, some sort of rumor about Lonids over his hands too. She has a weird thumb. I didn't. She always had her thumbs. Sorry for bringing it up. Like, I wanna make her insecure. Next up. Mhmm. You can be like, it just means that you shouldn't, like, in insecurities control you because, like, in the yard, like, I'm not trying to diminish how, like, feelings, but, like, no one's looking at the thumbs. You know? Oh, yeah. Like, I've never even think to look at our thumbs, but now but you know what mean? Share weird thumbs. 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A, it can get to thirty two degrees in the Antarctica. Or b, It can only get to ten degrees in Antarctica. I'm gonna say Peace, whale, is fake. Yeah. So I was just gonna say. A is real. though. He did. He tells himself Fahrenheit apparently on the Fahrenheit. Apparently on the coast, there's like a peninsula. And in Artokan during this, like, the warmer months, It can't stand to get to thirty degrees. Okay. Okay. So, yeah, next up. Do what? Lipa is five, eight or lipa is five eight or Dual Lipa is five eleven. Dual Lipa is five eleven Israel because she whenever I see pictures of her, she looks like a model. Like, so tall. But I don't know. What do you think, Ali? She's five eight. Ali is the one ahead. Do you leave this five eight? But I almost think that. On, if you look up celebrity heights, it always has 58I feel like they just make that up. Well, the thing that I was wondering is that okay. So you know, maybe 158 now. These aren't blogs that have the weight and height of celebrities. They're just all made up because when do you ever get to know the weight of a high of a celebrity? Like -- Yeah. -- yes, I give you all a one copy. Someone could, like, take a photo and, like, come on, you can measure it, but, like, wait. How do you do that? Just guess I will. Oh, yeah. I don't know. So Ali Wine let's know I have one hour. There's one more. You could tie a nose hole. No. You could see a thing and I have two. No. I have two and you have one. Okay. So you couldn't get the tie. Right? Who but I thought I got you right. think it was tied. I'm just hearing what ahead of you. That's all. okay. I get one out of you guys. Okay. So you could end in a time. We'll see. Next up, you can be so fat you break your ribs. Or No. You can't. You can? Because you guys you guys were talking about Nocado avocado. What What do you think that's true is a do you think? You know, that's true. Is that rumor? Well, the other thing is that I like is that, like, with the nickel or whatever kind of thing, I have no idea, but I'm just gonna say it's fake just because you asked this question. What do you think? Golly, I think that's Ali? Oh, I think that's true. Like Ali is right. It happens in men. Apparently with men, it's pretty it's like, you can gain weight and break your ribs. And the reason why I did Google that is because, yes, I did see that Niccolo Vocado allegedly broke his ribs. Why do you say allegedly though? Because so he does guys aren't who to call Avocado is, you probably do know. I can get to the point where everyone on earth knows who is. Like, let's do the point of Trish at Peeta's level. Well, like, if you if you have in stream account, you know who he is, I'm assuming. So he doesn't look bangs, he eats on his YouTube channel. And, like, it always has gone viral for him him. Cause I guess he used to be like a vegan, like, like healthy guess it used to be like a vegan, like, like, healthy person and his look being kind of like he went downhill in health, I guess, you say. But his new thing is that he broke his ribs. But I guess there's tea online. Somehow, I went into a whole YouTube hole about don't I don't know why I was trying to find out if he was lying about his ribs being broke, but his fans think he's lying because he moves around a lot. He's because they said, I thought your ribs are broken. Wanna get up and move around this. I mean, maybe he got surgery. don't know. I'm not gonna pick a side because I'm not enough research. But by next week, I'll have a side. So I don't think he I don't think he would have gotten surgery because I'm the show I'm watching I'm watching blackness on Netflix and one that people broke their ribs and the doctor told them, like, oh, you can't, like, fix a broken rig. You get to actually let it You have to actually let it heal. Oh, isn't nothing annoying about ribs? Yeah. You actually can give you a cat. Yeah. Yeah. You have to just wait for it to heal. Actually, it's so but we're trying to break too. Like, guess what I mean? Get a cat. I don't find it. World blue or something. I know. Please figure it out. People that do soju and have to lay in bed for a month, like, I pray for you because I know that sounds horrid. Because I actually like going on watch and stuff. So if I was laying in headphones, I think it would get to that point where it's like, well, it's like I just have no motivation and just like be seeing us so much. I know. You're so mad. I'd be so hateful. No. I'm not gonna get mad. I think I could do a point like, I'd have to just meditate how they not have anyone on a visit I feel like that's why people that visit. I don't want people to visit me. But the second visit me, I would yell at them and cuss at them and stuff. Oh, yeah. I don't want to be, like, I didn't want to be tied up to his because they said, like, oh, you can't move because, like, oh, shit, it's gonna last time. And then, I'm busy. Oh, yeah. Like, anybody visited me. I picked fights with them, all this stuff. Oh, yeah. Stop pointing out the stuff about them. Say you won? Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. You're little back. God's cool. It does stuff. I know you learned about Dewaliefa's height there at Duke. Yeah. Because we have all my classes. We're about Something else that we did doing this week was we went to this Spider Man movie. Oh, yes. I haven't seen any of these Tom Holland Spider Man movies. It was your guys first one Right? Yeah. Yeah. The only Spider Man's I've watched was, like, when I was in elementary school, and I think it was the ones with Toby. Yeah. Toby McGuire. You kinda watched every Toby McGuire one, and I saw a couple of the maybe, like, one or two of the Andrew Garfield ones for them stone. Okay. But, yeah, we went to the random We went to Spider Man because it's like breaking all these records. It's like so huge. So we're like, might as well see it. And I thought it would be a thing where we would just easily be able to jump in But it was kind of like, I didn't know exactly what was going on. Like, it started like and then it was like, he's suddenly famous and all this stuff. We can't give any spoilers though. But the thing about it is I so I legit didn't watch any of them, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the movie. Like, no joke. Most of it. I was like, okay, I obviously don't know who their superhero is, but I get what his superpower I was like, okay, I obviously don't know who this superhero is, but I get what his superpower is. And I don't even know his name, but and and I do wanna dive into, like, the Unavos mall. What I feel like about you know what's going on? At vendors and vendors and stuff. Yeah. I feel like I liked it, but just like it was just like almost too long I just, like, don't, like, watching battle scenes for that long. Like, I just, like, they've always been through it. Like, you know That's the reason why those types of movies last so f ing along because there's just twenty minute periods where they're fighting. Oh, you know what I mean? I always do think of those movies like, I obviously, like, I'm just gonna assume the person's gonna win the main character. So I was just like, can they just win already? What do you mean? know. I was not worried about the movie. And I'm assuming this is with, like, most Marvel movies. It's, like, a kids movie, but, like, made for also, kids can watch it. It's like it it kinda did seem like a kids movie. Yeah. I also like not a kids movie. It is so weird though because I love the spider. I me. And like, I think it's because we grew up watching the token McGuire like, I think it's because we grew up watching the Topa Maguire ones, but, like, for some reason, I can't picture myself going any other superhero movies, but, like, Spider Man, I always would be like, oh, I am down, like, for sure. I just loved, like, the Viva Spider Man. Oh, yeah. And it was funny just going to pick this fake universe, like, magic is real. The thing about it is that, like, it kind of explained why the Mandela effect happened. It was He would be the one doing it. Yeah. Apparently, he would be the one doing it. Only universe would be well, you know? We never know. His oh, I'd even connect to that. Eight billion people in the North, and I've only met like, five hundred people, like, throughout life. So it's like, how would I know? Yeah. I know. But yeah. I thoroughly enjoyed it. You guys did a great job. Oh, yeah. Did you guys listening? Yeah. You guys did good. Congrats. But was I I thought I like? I had something to say about something to say about it, but I found it. So Okay. But I'm gonna expose because he fell asleep for, like, a little bit. You did? No. But I loved the movie. That's that thing. I even kinda fell asleep during House of Gucci because these movie theaters where we live, the seats are way too comfortable. Like, first, you've you've sipped out of the movie theater and you recline, I was laying flat. Well, I'm laying flat and a dog for him. I'm gonna fall asleep sometimes. That's true. And, like, the thing. Like, it always gets to the apartment, like, halfway through the movie. I'm just like, oh, I'm just gonna like, there's a reason that I'm not being dramatic got to the apartment. I couldn't eyes open because I felt so relaxed. I was trying to keep my eyes open, but I was like, I'm just gonna get to go to sleep for about five minutes. That's how I think of me recently, but This has been so many times I'm watching a movie. Like and even if you watch a movie, you ask me to turn the lights off and make it like movie theater vibe. I always just almost have to thought of sleep. Yeah. It didn't happen this time, but I guess it has happened. But the thing is it wasn't because of the movie that I policy. It's because of the chair. think one time one of our sisters for my birthday, brought me to the movies, Thales and Wonderland, and I fell asleep doing it. That's funny. But yeah. No. I mean, it was I think I fell asleep in a bad part though. I'm not gonna say any of the plot points, but when I woke up, like, something so intense was happening. And I was like, what? I was like, what happened? But yeah. It was great. Well, something else I had wanted to talk about. They put it in my podcast notes, like, a month ago. So me and Lucas randomly teased how, like even one of our sisters had a bad apartment story, but we never said what happened because we thought it wasn't out. Wait. It wasn't Have they not told this story? No. No. So we sit on podcast, oh, we were talking about apartments, and then we said, oh, one of our sis two of our sisters had bought apartment experiences. Then we said, oh, no. What is waiting her? And I tell her if she comes on the phone, Hold on. Tell her if she come to the phone. The harmonox, I think? Well, I remember you guys did touch on it because mom and dad were and Ethan were out there for spring break. And mom it was during that time that it happened and, like, mom had to talk to the lawyers and stuff and she was and then she had to talk to mom and she was, like, taking care stuff or something. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Timber You called, and then it was like this crazy thing where we're like, wait. They're like, okay. Like, dead. Yeah. Another thing, like, if I didn't think of my coat okay. So the thing is, I guess, like, carbon monoxide was being like, our carbon monoxide level was way too high and our apartment and, like, the the thing was off. But our brother-in-law, my sister's husband, Well Hey. I beat the it's Beyonce or boyfriend at time. I think you're the boyfriend 10 time. Oh, yeah. I think I like, like he said something you weren't supposed to like, he said something weren't supposed to say, no. Wait. Wait. What? No. But I guess he was, like, I I don't know how he found out, but he found out that it, like, wasn't working because it kept on, like, it kept on beeping, actually. You know how that's a thing, like, where it's sometimes fire alarms and everything beep. Like, when you use the new batteries. Yeah. Something like that. I don't know I was beeping. But then I guess yeah. So then I guess he was, like, thinking, oh, hey. This is, like, scary. Maybe I should get a carbon monoxide detector from, like, the menards or something. Because at this point we were telling the, we were telling the apartment people like, oh, can you come fix this, fix this for this point, we were telling were telling the apartment people, like, oh, can you come fix this fix this for us? And they had it come come him fix Like, they would come fix it, but would just keep beeping. So that he bought he bought a carbon oxide detector and saw that it was, like, way too high. And then so I think then he actually called, like, the the part people told them that, like, that's what they try to spit on you. That's right. That's like I mean, you know what? Lunch the other day, like I spit. On, like, my sister and I said, Tsai. Yeah. But my sister, but yeah. Yeah. So the apartment the apartment people actually came then, they like, the carbon monoxide levels were actually dangerously high. And I guess they were telling me, like, if if, like because my room was closer to the to the carbon oxide thing. And so, I guess, if I if I if I didn't sleep my room my door, my room close, like, I would have died. Oh my god. If you're just not one more night there, if I were to set my door my room open, if I would have died or something. That's They said, like, go ahead and then I get time were like, you you googled the effects of carbon dioxide and said, it probably didn't say this, but I said, like, you can become more done with something like that. So stressful. Kinda scared that, like, since you had a bunch of classes, you had to do. I was, like, scared, like, oh, it's a month till final. So if I if I could do bound these tests and just be blaming on that. That's so scary, though. I know. That's so shitty at the apartment though because, like, they knew for so many times that something was off because I kept trying to fix if this didn't give a shit, I guess? Or Yeah. I said, okay. And then they were and then it wasn't to, like, our mom called and, like, it was our mom called and she was, like, oh, yeah. Like, I'm gonna, like, expose you to, like, I'm gonna call. I'm going to expose you to the press, talk to the press about how no one could Say like, oh, it's going to be all where the headlines and everything, if you don't like compensate them or do something, cause they wouldn't let us, they were cause we want, we were like, oh, can we break our release time without like with no like extra I'm gonna expose you to the press, talk to the press about how no one could write once again. Writing the press. You gotta say, like, oh, it's gonna be all over the headlines everything if you, you know, like, compensate them or do something. Because they wouldn't let us they would because we want we were, like, oh, can we break release time without, like, with no, like, extra cost and they were, like, Oh, no. I'm like, you're like, you're like, you're like, the actual fire department and told you that, like, you could have died. It wasn't, like, just some random person. And they were still just like, used to have to say it in the least. It's like So what is happening for like for like with the finances? So I think the last break, the least, but I think we still had to pay like they w they had, we sold pay the end of the month, like to the end of the month, the rent due the end of the So I think they last break the lease, but I think we still had to pay, like, they what they we still have to pay the end of the month, like, to the end of the month. The rent to the end of the month was, like, I still didn't really get it, but we should, like, we should have, like, gotten money back from what we went through, but, I guess, we still to pay some, you know. But, I guess, it's kind of broke even and, like, they let's move out. I moved in my parents house. For the rest of that year. And then they both got an apartment together. Good thing. I'll brother-in-law like, look, I Like, look. I know. She really did save her life. That's scary. Like, what if there's someone out there who's, like, in an apartment and they just keep thinking, like, I keep not being able to focus, but, like, they're locating poison with carbon is it dioxide or was it? Oxide. Oh, carbon monoxide 60day day. Yeah. Not to, like, Wait. Sorry. Is it, like, the is this, like, the full story then of it? I think so. I don't think I'm missing anything. What moment actually have, like, gone to the Shipstation? Or is it the empty threat do you think? She actually did seem like when she was talking to me, like, to whoever about it, like, she did seem like she was gonna this is one, like, newspaper, and she didn't seem like she was gonna, like, gonna try to tell about it. Yeah. But maybe it was. I don't know. Because we actually can. I I was just like, oh, yeah. Because I was already at mom and dad's house. I think you were already in olive. Could you left for spring break you left for spring break earlier. Like, Friday, and they didn't lead to, like, that Tuesday or Monday. And I was at the house that's, like, chilling with mom and then, like, Ira Kayla called me or sister, she was like, I mean, like, the firefighters are in our apartment and everything. I was like, oh, they're like, those are fire, and they're like, oh, no. They're in are you not like? Because, like, we almost die of carbon monoxide. I think Oh my god. That's terrible. Well, I don't get it. Goodness. How would it just be your would it just be your unit? Like, were there probably other people on the floor being affected that they just never were notified? Yeah. I mean, would I go to the vent or something? Don't know. You somehow just contacted your unit. I don't know. What when you called me and and, like, someone called me I mean, I we were driving, like, through the valley for some reason, looking at, like, houses or something. And then I remember you guys caught me there, but thinking like I mean, this is like deep dive. I said, we're thinking, Someone like someone can just die like that. No. That's scary. No. Another place I have a 60day. Same apartment is like one time me and Jacob were in this sterile. We're in the stairwell trying to going to leave. And for some reason, then I actually saw up for some reason. But, like, the fire alarm the fire alarms are blazing. And, you know, like, when the fire alarms go off, they start like, they shut all the doors. Very unique that. We were in this staircase in in the and the doors to, like, the the, like, house. shut. And I was like, okay, if we can't open these doors, what are they going die in this I was, like, k. If we can't open these doors, we're really gonna die in this wild video about bio, but you could open them and then, like, it was so scary. It was the same vibe of, like, the emergency alert alert, like, two weeks ago, you know, like, when you, like, jumped over the phone. Literally, like, I don't know if it's on the Peugeot, what? But, like, it's fight is natural. It is not traumatizing, but loud noises that is terrible. Yeah. Oh my god. Well, I thought you guys did nothing happened and you kind of got out of the lease even though they were still digging. Yeah. If someone was 60day, no, I got I thought you should be able to tell this slowly. Yeah. The apartment story from hell. Yeah. So what if it's still affecting my brain? That's why haven't been the same. My god. You're already grad school, but, like, you could even be, like, higher. No. I don't think so. No. No. No. No. No. 60day. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Good thing you got three toilets next to each other. 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That's chime dot com slash a Lucas. Jacob banking services provided by in debit card issued by the bank Corp bank or stride bank, N a member's FDAC get fee-free transactions at any money pass ATM in a seven 11 location and at any all point or visa plus Alliance ATM otherwise out of network, ATM withdrawal fees may Banking services provided by a debit card issued by the bank, court, bank, or Stride Bank, NA, members FDIC. Get fee free transactions at any money past ATM in a seven location and at any Allpoint or Visa plus Alliance ATM. Otherwise, out of network ATM withdrawal fees may apply. Sometimes pay anyone. Instant transfers can be instant transfers can be delayed. The recipient must use valid debit card or be a chime member to claim funds. you were talking about that story, I shared something I thought about. Okay. So do you think so this is question just like the audience in you guys. Do you think that your fails have, like, depot meetings. So I'm gonna think of a backstory of why I thought of this. So I'm not actually scared of this, but I thought of before. When I'm when I'm showering. I went over here in the Ando, Nebraska, where we live and Well, I well, Ali doesn't. Betterhelp we live, There's a there's a oga la la aquafo. So there's like a big thing of water -- Yeah. Deep down into Nebraska and I, and when I'm shouting, sometimes I'm scared that I'll fall into down under the Vesca. And I and when I'm shouting sometimes I'm scared that I'll fall into it. Like, I just thought you'd ever thought of that. So, like, I'm not like, I'm not gonna shower. I'm just thought about it and it's like, that's scary. So what I it's a like, what I picture is like, is everything falling and then he's feeling like, oh, this sucks. But and then I randomly thought, wait, maybe I'm scared of it because I'm scared of, like I don't know. But, like, do you guys think something has, like, a depot meeting? Everything has a depo meaning. Like, what do you mean? Deepo mean? Like so isn't, like, no. People always say, like, the fears you have, like, your cosmic childhood trauma or something? Oh, I have all that, like, deep meaning that you think? Or, like, it can mean something even more abroad. Like, you just wanna be control of everything or something. Oh, what? Like so, like, this isn't even applied in my life, but I was thinking, what if I'm scared of it? Because I'm scared of, like, falling in love with anything with anything. And, like, it is like, I don't know if that's true or not. I was just, like, made up it was just fake. So you thought that for the shower one? Well, like, I was thinking my yesterday. It's, like Like, I don't wanna fall. So if it's, like, falling in line. When I was showering, I just was, like, thinking I'm just wed to shit. And then I thought of then I thought of that. Yeah. I feel like that's for sure gonna be a thing. So you don't really Thank you. I don't really know what. I feel like that yeah. I feel like yeah. Yeah. I mean Like, for sure, for sure, but I've because I don't know. I feel like some fears can just be, like, land yeah, coincident. So, you know, Yeah. I mean, that would be scary if it broke into the aquifer. Yeah. I remember hearing that like some city in Mexico is We're hearing, like, some city in Mexico is sinking. I think I'll be Mexico City. Yeah. Just like sinks more real. Oh, I'm moving here tonight too. That's creepy. Yeah. Just like sinking. I don't I'm just too many people, I guess. Wait. Oh, yeah. I mean, that is scary. Okay. So we can pay who is most likely. Oh, I don't even have that much, but who's most likely to poop all the time? Yeah. What do you mean all the time? He's like, my mind. I can't say Ali. Probably me. You gotta say Ali because she's healthy. There you go. Be mean to be both for no reason. Oh, that's hard. So none of us No. No. No. Reason I added this because when I was searching whose most likely two questions, album was so shady like, like, they were saying, who's most likely to, like, be mean to a Laueida. And, like I mean, maybe there is it people don't mean to wear this. Right? This sounded so like, well. Yeah. I mean, actually, don't know, to be honest. I feel like a house I feel like me. I wouldn't say I'm joking. I wouldn't say me, but I just haven't been changing to, like, fit us. Who's most likely to be annoying people for no reason? I'd say Jacob. Yeah. Out of us, three. You know what I mean? Yeah. He's just, like, a he's, like, poor people's hair and stuff. Oh, hi. I was like, I was like, oh, like, I was like, come back right next to another walk around the house. Like, take a, like, smiles at me. Like, I feel like it's like, hey, I'm trying to make me feel insecure. It's like, probably does you, like, this, like, this it's like this, like, a weird my, like The shade. The shade. Do that. I I always do that five even though. Oh, yeah. Like, the subtle shade. So they're just editing and they're like and then I'm just like, blood types, walk around that. And then I was like, like, it's not it's like a joke in my mind because it's not like trying to make fun of an insecure though. Right. Okay. Peter Vad. Oh you You. Right? Could you repeat the bed? No. You did. You repeat the bed when you were really pillow. Remember how you put you said you put a pillow over kill mom wouldn't find that? Oh, yeah. India, I don't wanna do anymore. That's the only one that I could come up with because I googled it and the album was so dumb. There's nobody that's here on the spot. It's like just blank. Yeah. Anymore, guys? Who's most likely to drop everything and go to, like, cut off all contact with family and moved to, like, a remote island. Oh, that was one that cut popping up. Oh. That was the answer honestly. I would say Jacob again just Yeah. That's what I was gonna say. You say, like, you wanna move to Indian stuff? What did you say that? Bigger. You said that you might work like Buddhist place. Oh, no. III just thought about, like, it sounds kinda fun. Oh, yeah. That's what I think on us to drive picture. You to get on the line. Like, is that fun to say, like, it sounds fun. Like, making it a joke. No. You know what I mean? It sounds it sounds like this interest in the little mobile. Oh, yeah. For sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would, for sure, you'd be. I know, like, a couple of days ago, we had our friend. We were talking about what you do. You had five days to left live. You wouldn't you said you wouldn't sit here, you travel the world, everything. So, like, you just leave all of us here. And you won't be telling To what? Leave Oh, I have another question, and then we'll get into my actual topic. Time we felt the most mean on a drive through? This is a good question. You call the most mean? Yes. Like, you won't chime to mean mean, but mine's like the other day when we got Takahonsh, you no. Like, Takahonsh is like, A Midwest. Fest. I don't know where it's at, but Midwest is texting next TexMex texts don't know where it's at. But Midwest is at the host. Test and mix. Yeah. Text and mix. Text and mix. Text and mix. I knew there was a way to say it. I was trying to say it. Yeah. We ordered, like, sixteen me inputted of weirdos and, like, it was just it took so long and this chuck was so close to me. Like, it looked like they were like, I my ass. It was like, oh, b we yeah. That was the worst ever because, yeah, we ordered so much food. We weren't even trying to be annoying. Just unfortunately, there's so many people in our family. But and then I don't know the stuff I also because I ordered it. I said, I'd like to apologize before I do this. No. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. And then I said, I was gonna call before, but then I didn't. It's like, well, we bitch. Why didn't you call before? But anyway, so I ordered to be ordered sixteen. There was a truck behind us. And then on Ali started panicking in the back seat. This is all this is all taking place in a fillon. No. It was like a It's so crammed. Yo. It was about like when I drive my car, like, It's usually me and one of the opposing, but it was how full seats are taken and, like, it will be honest, I was in the front seat driving, and I still felt like a little No. And it wasn't just just being squashed. We also had a big ass winter coat on. So having a winter coat on wall buckled and this The car Did Ali, did you say you almost about to have a freak out? Yeah. I stopped because I was getting car sick too. So it's just, like, all that bushel one. And then, like, I was being and then, like, we were stuck, like and then, like, person behind us, like, was gonna be bad vibes. I felt like we were, like, gonna get only be held captive. I don't know. There's a reason, yeah, I felt trapped. I was in the front seat, but I still felt was 10 the front seat, still felt trapped. So do you guys have an experience of when you felt like the most mean on the drive thru? I'm trying a thing. I I've been so specific. I guess at one time we went to Taco Bell, we were ordering again for the whole family, and he like, the guy told us, he got mad at us and we were they were like, oh, I'm gonna be like, you should -- Oh, yeah. -- stay hanging in. That was it. it. Yeah. The taco bell guy, he came out and said like, pulleys, like don't order this much as like, okay, I guess we have an outlet, but yeah, he talk about that guy. He came out and said, like, please like, don't order this much. He's like, okay. I guess, we He was kind of 60day yeah. He just I've I actually was down for it. Like I fully took his aggression because I understood that like he was so stressed because it was rush Like, I fully took his aggression because I understood that, like, he was so stressed because it was rush hour. I'm like, oh, yeah. I wanted to stand there. That is a question on us. It's like, oh, yeah. Like, You're, like, just yell us, slap us, anything. Like, anything that let us aggression out. Yeah. Yeah. He was, for sure. Justified because we were ended up justified because we were ended up late because you were out that you ordered it to the wrong you Yeah. You ordered it to the wrong taco You ordered it to the wrong Taco Bell. So But to be fair on our side is on But to be fair on our side is on that. We didn't just order in the drive through, we actually ordered on the didn't just order in the drive thru. We actually ordered on the app. So I was like thinking like If you order on the app ahead, like, I assume that -- Yeah. -- it's a little bit better than just straight up ordering it drive through. But, like, I still I was still down for him to yell at us, you know. Oh, yeah. That is a good experience, though. Yeah. This podcast is sponsored by Butcherbox, which makes it super easy to meal prep and plan out great meals with high quality meat. But your box gets their meat from partners with the highest standards for quality. So you won't have to be like searching through the grocery store, trying to figure out, oh, what meat is actually from a good source and all of that don't have to be searching through the grocery store, trying to figure out, oh, what meat is actually from a good source and all of that stuff. We received our butcher box and it was filled with so much great We received our butcher box and it was filled with so much great meat. 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Alright. What's your guys' video? I look into weed alleys. on. And then Ali, Ali Lucas's and then I'll read yours then you'll read then Ali will weed Lucas' men and Oh, I'll reach yours. And your red look Oh, hey, yeah. Let's do that. Okay. So let's learn about Ali's twenty twenty two, guys. And this is on like I said, glamour dot com, so, like, take it with a greenness out. But it could be true. Cancer's this year is going to be full of social events and opportunities for you to connect deeply with others. Make sure you're taking proper care of your mental and emotional health along the way giving yourself permission to intertwine rest into your daily experience. Rather than just waiting until you're burnt out, For my single cancers, this year eliminate Illuminates a clear path to connect with a soul mate. I got here to get married this year. Aw. Ask yourself if you're looking for noncommittal fun or dedication and longevity. Either path is yours. Which is choose what works best for you. Okay. So this year, you can either have non committal fun with a soul mate or a long dedicated relationship. Okay. What are you leaning towards? I'm leaning towards, like, a noncommittal One or one or something. Oh, I'm. Okay. There is no right or wrong answer. Alright. So there's no right or wrong answer. Simply an authentic choice. Once you release the dogmatic thought process of living life right or wrong, you will find there was only ever authentic and inauthentic. Set yourself free. Of mental rigidity. I love that. It's a Kylie. It's it's inspiring. I'm not can't tell but I find it inspiring. You're not like a social year and it basically sounds like it's gonna be a jam packed so just give yourself rest every now and then. Okay. So what are your feelings? Do you feel like any connection? Yeah. I feel go, like, yeah, I just need to take a break from studying all the time sometimes. I need to get myself rest. Also, I need to I don't know. Let's take care of myself, I guess, more. My god. Yes. Go off. Cancer's out cancers out there. I also like I've been googling about a strategy recently. I think mine's low. Oh, you didn't even look at this. That was gonna be yours. But yeah. Moon signs are even, like if Fashoggi is, you're, like, it even goes deep onto you because it's how you fail or something. This is our sun signs 10. yeah. This is sun signs. But this is, like, the most popular one. Did Did you already read this already read this so since you figured it out? No. I did get it because I didn't wanna I wanted it to be, like, you guys. Okay. Pisces, you are about to embark on a journey of self discovery and rather than finding the answer in rigid study in self help books. You are waking up to the lessons found in moments of joy. I like how they appreciate it. Wait. What did it say? That mean is a supplement. Yeah. So yes. Rather than finding the answer rooted study in self help books, you are waking up to lessons found in moments of joy. Oh, you shouldn't be using this in books and everything. And learning authentic like your own experience. I I got that. Like, okay. Not even, like, with this, but, like, I actually do a good thought because you know how, like okay. So I do eat self help books, but you know how so many of them say to me things. I think me and Nuke, because I've talked about it before too, I I think you should do, like, what feels right to you. So, like, stowages. I'm like, yeah. I don't really know fully what it's about, but I just think you should do what feels right to you. Mhmm. And be kind tacos mostly. Bless you. Like that. But if you wanna be addicted to those, I mean, you publish those though. That's good to have though. I'm just kidding. You gotta vase those eyes. Letting yourself savor your life a bit more will be the exact remedy. Your heart has been asking for all these years. Life does not need to feel loveless. Love does not need to feel like work, and work does not need to consume your life. Wait. Did you did you feel like it's a tuck in you? I'm joking. I'm just, like, glad you've done. You will find many opportunities this year to remind yourself of how far you've come. I encourage you just I feel like you're meeting him, by the way. Because I actually was, like, I'm, like, I'm, like, at a sidekick right now. And then, like, this time, like, think I'm just, like, I encourage you to stay wildly optimistic about where you are encourage you to stay wildly optimistic about where you are headed. If you are entering into the New Year Single, In your love horoscope, I see an opportunity for sweet and pure natured love arriving to you in twenty twenty two. And for my already coupled pisces, start to take opportunities to be more open and honest with your current partner. Let let yourself step into true verbal verb ability this year to remind yourself You are safe to open up to life and all its endless possibilities. Opening your heart will lead you to joy and success that at one point you could have only ever dreamt about. Just to get this. Black credit. I wish you talk about what time's gonna falling into the oh, you'll have a aqua foam. I'm just gonna Not even following up, but just following into, like, different parts of my life that I never fall into. Uh-huh. So I'll go back to the Ocalada aqua four. You didn't have, like, full ass year. When it goes to mind, it just says, like, bad stuff now. Leo, you're just egotistical I just love shit like this is the thing. But you're Leah? Not Virgo. Oh. That's what I got. Oh. Because yeah. Because I Like, I'm just like Beyoncé. Oh, yeah. Beyonce. Beyonce. I'm theiamischel. I'm theiamping. Twenty twenty two wait. I'm saying dots. I'm joking. I think it's gonna have been sitting for the on. No. I hate that. It's like I've had some more oral migraines. Yeah. think it Visual migraines. I think it's because, like, I've been seeing for too long. Like, you guys get me anxiety? I'm joking. Twenty twenty two. Is about to be a year of deep transformational change Vogo. No more self doubt, you are ready for this. I mean, number, you said you wanna be a game show host? Expect your limitations to be lifted as life takes you higher and ask you to expand now more than ever. Whether you've been stogged Stuck starting it in love, professional life finances your living space, or your fun circle, Discontant will be a thing of the past. Mhmm. I stuff was paragraph when I dive into the second one now. This is what usually, the one about love. You are about to be blessed with an expansion and a sanction. And I see many of you stepping into the limelight with your karel God. Separate thought limelight. There will be an opening for you to bring your passion projects to There will be an opening for you to bring your passion projects to life and no one will be able to get in the way of your imminent imminessent success. Stop to get comfortable with your wants and needs by setting strong boundaries around your precious time and ultimately start to view your energetic well-being as a top priority. The Tom Power couple is coming through strongly. So whether you are single or currently coupled, stand by for leveling up in your love life as well. May twenty twenty two, May twenty twenty two, be yo yo, Vogo. My god. These are so optimistic. I love it. I know. It's all that catered to us. It's so weird. Like, I don't know how to explain it but it's so weird. Like, this like, if Alice, it did make sense. Yeah. This actually made me believe in astrology because Alice is kind of like I gave me like a like a it fit like her life and she goes, like, see do feel And Lucas did did tell us what his goal for this year is, and it kinda fits it after all about it. Yeah. And then, like, mine is kinda is, like, opening up glad that. Come you did that. Love it. Oh my god. You gotta get the thing about it. Okay. So this is my view on all this stuff. Is that even if I die and they and the let's say there is a owner of the universe says, it's not real, Golly pop. I still like how I feel right now. So I viewed that as a success. Since this one was all, like, it only told us the good things. Yeah. Well, there's a job site now. I do. Imagine that we saw annoyed if it was one of those ones that's had, like, October and November will be some of the reporters of your life. It's, like, bitch, what? Like, in the next year's shoe. I I wanna find that out just on in the spot. Yeah. For sure. I mean, I'm excited. Like I've I Wellex IFA 20, 22, but now I'm even more I've I well, excited by twenty twenty two, but now I'm even more excited. Yeah. Me too. You gotta tell Did you guys feel like twenty twenty one was a fast or slow year by the way? I actually feel like it was kind of a slow year. Like, I don't think it blew by or anything. Yeah. I can relate to people that say, it felt like a week. Like, it's to me, it felt like a year. Yeah. It just Just felt like a normal like a normal year to me. I feel like a normal length of a year I feel like a normal length of a year should be. Yeah. I'm trying to think of, like, just markers of last year, like, when a mark would be of early in the year. Wouldn't that be, like, the Super Bowl, I guess, the weekend? That goes to nearly so long ago. Oh, yeah. That feels like yeah. I've had so much time did I do shit since I know? Twenty five two is it's gonna be it, guys. Yeah. Keep your head up. Yeah. Should we listen to couple of voice mails? Yeah. Let's let's do a few. This time it's gonna be good guys, the audio. Last time some people complain. Audio people complain. Ali complain. Yeah. Like, actually You gave us constructive criticism. Yeah. I usually listen to my friends. IG. Even when I said complain, like, I it was constructive criticism. And it's, like, I really went up and Jacob was, like, yeah. You know, I might like how you have the voicemail aspect, but I was looking at it on my run. I might've been because of the wind, but I just couldn't hear the might have been because of in, but I just couldn't hear the voice mails wholly. I went into my room, cried, but then I realized, I mean, I'm on an English class. My teacher told me to take constructive colors. So Yep. Yep. So listen to the first one. Hey. I'm sorry. I have to go. Bye. I liked that I like that one. I feel like I was, like, wait. Like, okay. Like, not even trying to be, like, funny if 5 I was, like, witnessing, like, someone like, you know, dog just died or something. Oh, I don't know if it was laughing or crying. think it was laughing. I thought it was laughing. I like, they were, like, locked in the closet or something. I just love all, like, I feel like they had a whole story that they wanted to tell us. But, like, once they got on the bro show hotline. Like, they're they just got stage fright. Yeah. Yeah. I mean like, I I feel like I wouldn't be brave enough to just call any podcast no matter the size because it just, like, feels like it feels like you're like doing like a show or something. Here's also the next one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I'm gonna try and make this as short as possible, but I figured that Jacob would enjoy this. So when I was in undergrad, I was really close friends with this girl. And one we were hanging out and she got a phone call. And she was on this phone call for, like, two hours. And she like, seemed really distressed and kept talking about, like, a diary and, like, just was on the phone call for a really long time. So when she hung up, I was like, what is going on? And she was like, have you ever googled my name? And I was like, no. I'm not a creep, so I've never googled your name. She was like, I think you should. So I googled her name, and all of this stuff came up about, like, a murder trial in Guam. Turns out that her ex boyfriend went on, like, a psychotic rampage in Guam and ran his car into an embassy and, like, murdered and named quite a few people. I think he murdered three people and named fourteen people. And so he was, like, calling her from prison. Because he wanted some evidence for the trial at which she had been testifying. So for the next two months he would call her every single So for the next two months. She would call her every single and I would have to take her phone away from her so that she wouldn't answer his phone calls. And get into, you know, the will of murderer. Mhmm. So now that's it. Mumbai Oh my god. Why? That's a roller coaster. Why did they supposed to say that they thought I would enjoy it? No. Jacobcruik little creep who they thought like like this murder voice mail. It was interesting. No. This is so interesting. What? Yeah. This is gonna show you need to actually do full full on background checks and everyone you mean. I know. The girlfriend wasn't involved, but, like Oh, yeah. But but, yeah, the caller said, I'm not a creep person on Google people, but you could you're hanging out with a -- Yeah. -- some other people. Thinking about it, if I got a room, I don't think I'd Google them. But but with that being said, I wouldn't view someone as creepy play this voice mail if they Google and me or whatever. But the thing about it is that I feel like it's like a positive googling. Even it's like a new fun that you Yeah. yeah. It's actually It was a roommate. I would have a hundred percent group of people living with them. I already know everything. Look at their find out what they, like, post. Kind of things they find fun. It was such a kitty. But also if I was smiling while listening to that voicemail because I was in shock. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, what is going on? Like, I wasn't smiling, like, oh my god, I love murder. But I just yeah. I just wasn't expecting because I I'm, like, I'm, like, experienced something like that, so I just wasn't expecting. I know that money was then. I'm just what does maimed mean? I didn't know that money, though. Do you know? It's always, like, scary. Like, I don't know if this doesn't mean meaning someone else. That's what I I was saying. I got to scalping. Yes. I thought that kinda went to. I think I can only do, like, one on two month voice mails because I'm kinda, like, I honestly feel bad for you and Did she cover what the girlfriend thought, like, coming completely out of left field. She said he had a he had a psychotic breakthrough that come completely out of left field and he was normal every other time? Or Didn't she said that she had, like, stopped the girl from, like, x girlfriend from, like, listening like, talking to him on the phone. So Yeah. So it kinda seemed like they had a convo in the in the ex girlfriend said, okay. Like, even though, like, maybe she this is just me. Maybe she's, like, kinda wanted to answer, but she decided to have a roommate staff hall. Oh my god. That is holy crap. Like, when we asked for bro show, listener drama. I didn't think this would be how far it would go. Yeah. Geez. Like, wow. You that that's crazy, but I guess yeah. Thanks for sharing. Jacob wanted to hear I mean, yeah. Like, even though it's, like, honestly, like, so ban like, I I thought it was, like, thanks for sharing his business. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. First of all, I love the voice mail thing. That was so funny, but my name is That was so funny. But my name is Kathy. I love you guys very much. So my story is basically when I was a senior in high school, I was scamming Sugar Daddy's on the Sugar Daddy app. Just kinda like sending them stuff in Twitter and just getting money to buy whatever I want. And I was never like sending my own stuff. But then, which I feel terrible now, I would never do that. Mhmm. But, basically, there was this guy that I found who was only eighteen and I was seventeen. So I was actually, like, spending in stuff. Basically and it was, like, only over the phone stuff because we live in Texas. And then, like, the couple of thousand dollars later, His mom messages me to pared up and she's so pissed because he's been using her credit card and it was just so crazy. And my fucking bank got contacted, my parents got contacted, And I was like, I feel close. Like, I swear, and it was this whole thing. And now I am Bannen Venmo, which tenants sucks because I now have a small business. And I make like ashes and rolling trays and stuff for people. And Yeah. I don't know if people are always asking. Can you use Venmo? And I'm just, like, down. But, yeah, that's my story. Love you guys. Bye. Oh my Oh my god. So basically, she would she used she found, like, noods on Twitter I guess, a random people. I went setting up the sugar daddy's to make money. But then some eighteen year old was on there and he was using his mom's credit. I didn't even think about that, I know these. Do think anyone is they could go any sugar daddy apps and you're expecting, like, oh, businessman. But is someone just stealing their mom's credit card? Like, some college kids stealing their mom's credit card? Spending thousands on news? Not it. Think about that either. Oh my gosh. So but what I don't get is, I guess, she got in trouble because she's using other people's photos, but wouldn't they she wouldn't be in trouble because he was his mom's credit card. Right? So she did not explain it, but did you have to give the money back? She didn't say what do what She didn't say what happened. Right? No. I don't. Well, I guess, also, yeah, she was scamming. I guess, she was first of all, like, segment team, which probably isn't even allowed. So they're like, what? Oh, and then second of all, she's using brand new people's photos. They're like, what? So it was a bunch of things. But I guess, thanks for she said she feels bad about it now. So, you know, people change. Oh, yeah. And I mean Thanks for sharing things. I feel like it was, like, not meant to be, like, this horrible. Mauritius or anything. Yeah. You know, that was life. You just wanted to get some businessmen that they wanted to get nudes, and you wanted to be able to go to a hot topic or something after. Oh, yeah. And and I mean, I and I guess it is random news on Twitter, but It does suck. What are you gonna say? It's about how, like, we're scalding Twitter. I always just see naked Oh, you just see naked people? Because, like, people like, like, naked people, you know? Uh-huh. You know what I did? It's, like, only fenced kudos and stuff. But yeah. What was I gonna say? Oh, that sucks that you're banned from Venmo though because like Venmo was so essential to, like, everything. I know even as, like, hang out with funds and, like, paying people back, push it. Oh, yeah. I I always wonder because I haven't met a few people who have been banned from Venmo. Actually, only, like, one person who, like, I worked with and I I, like, paid for something. This sounds creepy. Or just, like, normal thing from my YouTube channel. And I paid them and they were like, oh, I can't use them And I paid them, and they're like, oh, I can't use them though because I'm banned. But do you think they also scammed people or something? Do you guys? Like, I kinda like, the Shigoduty scamming thing is kinda, like, popular because those are the one person that I hung out with. That, like, that, like, we look well funded, but I never, like she she told me that, like, it was kinda this, like, guy would send no money that, like, lived in the same town, but, like, but they never, like, act cleema. And it just it wasn't, like, so much money, but it was, like, fifty dollars. And, like, it it was just, like I feel like something that's kinda common. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're not common, but, like, kinda common. We actually listen to another, or are we done? Let's do one ball. Okeydoke. Let me get one more. Sorry, I gotta scroll down. K. Let's see. Hey, y'all. So I do love the brochure and all. And I'm not, like, seeing a story or anything. Just maybe something personal. So a long time ago, you guys made a podcast about people wiping, standing up, and I literally did that, like, all my life. I'm twenty years old. And here I am, like, why I've been standing up? But, like, after I looked into that, I was like, you know what? I'm gonna try doing it sitting down. So I did. And you know what? It's changed my life. And I just wanna thank you guys very much for that. I really do appreciate it. And I love you And I love you guys. You guys are bad bitches. To be honest. Thank you very much for opening my third eye. I love you guys. Oh my god. So I mean, that's I think people only white standing up because they don't know that you could do people do it sitting thing people only white standing up because they don't know that you could people do it sitting down. Yeah. But we and this is from a testimonial from someone who did white standing up. It changed their life to do it sitting down, so sit down and wipe guys. Yeah. That's why I'm so glad he sent this email because not that life is always about being the bottom person, but it's basically I was gonna use one this is scientific study. You are the scientific study. You prove that sitting down and wiping is so much Sappelio, but other than standing up and worshiping. Yeah. Sure. So did your parents teach you to stand up and worship his Maybe it's a whole generational thing. Where is Saba on Twitter? I was actually, like, wow. Like, I just got flashbacks to a year ago when we were talking that, oh, how long ago it was. And I was, like, I was, wow. Is nobody that was a theme? It seems like so much more work because you obviously shit sitting down. And then you have to stand up. Like, the whole thing is just weird. No. And ever I've been in public bath and then you look like, okay, I don't pull fifty look under the stars. But, you know, you always see, like, people sitting down. Oh, you see, like, canceled. Yeah. Yes. Like, I thought you're gonna say you actually look out from down. Like, you're a creep. I don't know if it's an accident or not. No. But I just didn't know that was a thing. And I'm glad that you sent that you that voice mail. So, like, I can't believe sitting down to the correct method. It's so funny that voice mail is because I we don't know what you guys look like, but whenever I hear voice, I get such a vivid face -- Oh, yeah. -- but I wanna I wanna know if I'm completely off or not. Yeah. I love how I do this all time too. Some of you guys did this like laughing the voice. Like, you guys would say, and then like say something. Yeah. Thank you guys so much for sending those in. Okay. Yeah. And I not to have ink it, but the last one was in the well, maybe not by the most interesting, but, like, I'm glad that I get, like, a point to poo now. I feel like there's a mystery behind the first one. Like, why did they cut it off so fast? Like, I just wanna know, like, they got kidnapped maybe in between. Oh, Oh yeah. The person who had the five second The person who had that five second one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to know the wanna know the backstory. Oh, yeah. It kinda reminds me of, like, I'm like a mistake type thing. I know, like, I think we're gonna be like, is this part of be a part of, like, a huge true crime story, like, their last phone call. They're, like, what is this number they called? And it's the brochure hotline, and that was the last voice mail. I 60day, actually thought about that before. Like what flu and Emily, I got called in and do like this things where someone like asks you so many like, quickly. And Nimbly, I got called in to do, like, this thing as well as someone, like, asks you so many questions. Because I thought I was part of something and, like, looks like I accidentally say yes to something in them in prison. Oh, that is what scary. Yeah. I'm pretty sure, like, isn't that a thing where, like, there's, like, a a persona j people that I'm in jail on prison, but it did nothing. Yeah. Oh, in-depth. Yeah. Because don't get detectives or whatever. We want the case to be closed so bad that, like, they try to walk people into answering it. I know that was at least the not enough. Like, the docu series is making a murder, but they convinced one of the people that he didn't. He did. If somebody would be yeah. Well, if if Spider Man is right, one of the mom said, I'm a lawyer with me so I can't answer anything. So if that is how the legal systems work, But then don't you bet they do what they did in spot. Remember, they keep trying to press you? You're saying, look, honey, girly pop. Like, a lawyer ain't gonna help you. We already got you. We already got you. already got you. You, like Yeah. They're waterboarding and stuff. Well, it's illegal. It's illegal. That's not illegal. It's illegal. It's illegal. illegal. It's illegal. At least the show I'm watching black list. But, like, I think I think I I think a lot of them do it, like, like, really? No. I I think I don't know. Like, if I ever get called next questioning, not helping you. I'm not gonna help a crime get solved. I'm not going in if they're gonna waterboard me and shit. Wait. But I believe you because for, like, Moto mysteries, like, you actually wanna find the MotoOs. Maybe they do do, like, stuff that's illegal, but since, like, they're part of the government. Yeah. Technically illegal. Like, it's illegal. They search a house without a warrant, but they pops hollies. Some of them, like, this don't even wait for a warm picking up. Oh, yeah. Cause he was like scared of the police Because and plus people are, like, scared of the police anyway. So it's just like, oh, I'll let you So it's just like, oh, I'll let you in. Because, like, I just believe you even though it's 10, like, pulling your ear or something to be annoying. Like, pulling your hair or something. And then, like, I could be shouldn't even going as far, like, comment on your appearance or something. We're like, what are you doing? I try to just break you I try to just break you're down so far. The thing about is that I always have sweaty hands. I'm like, okay, I don't always have a bad cheeks, but I'm like, then being like, you look, I fully know it. I know. I was like, I always know it. I was like, I was just built trapped in there. I was actually thinking that during this spider man as well. It was such a small room. It was like scale. You know, it's just a small room and it's dark. And if I knew in my mind from watching these true crime things, like, this is going for five hours. I would start painting because I'd be like, I want out, like, please let me know. Oh, yeah. Then wouldn't just say, okay, I did it. This novel happens, like, acting because I'm just, like, not experiencing these crazy scenarios. But, like, just like you were kinda saying, you know when your brain goes through this mode, what do you think then this is novel going to end. Even if it's an owl. That owl is gonna feel like, oh, yeah. Like, this mostly happens when, like, roller coasters, like, something just to think, like, wait, why don't you even go on this after roller coaster? Like, this will come in, gonna last for a week. Even though I know it's on my guys' ten minutes, I feel like that ten minutes is gonna feel like a week. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So are we done? I think so. Well, thanks for being on the podcast, Ali. Yeah. Thank you. You're like the third most popular app visitor on our YouTube channel. Oh, seriously? Oh. What was it titled? Struggles of quarantine? Oh my god. Beginning of COVID. Oh, that's when everyone's on YouTube. Alright. Well, thank you guys for listening. Happy twenty twenty two. You have a good year. See you. Oh, good year. What about you? I'm amazing. Oh, good. Yeah. Good. amazing. Felicia.

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