The boys are back after a month long hiatus, and a lot of stuff has gone down. First off, one of us in unemployed so that sparks a great conversation. Also, poison testing used to actually be a pretty lucrative position in our opinion. What el

Dr. Strangle and the Multiverse of Gadness

May 31st, 2022 1h 53m

We're back, so quit bitchin'. It's been a busy, covid-riddled couple of weeks since we last spoke to you, so prepare for probably our longest recap ever. We've been stalked (literally), we've been sick, and we've gotten swole af. We also do som

Benders and Pannys All At Once

Apr 25th, 2022 2h 2m

What is there to say? We cover Jojo Siwa not being invited to the Kid's Choice Awards, a bitcoin for penis exchange, and some spooky shite going on around town :/ We watched a movie and spoil it probably. Had a panic attack. Stoner thoughts to

Do it for the Culture

Apr 12th, 2022 1h 37m

We show some class in this one broh. Real cultured up in this piece. We discuss a wild week of shenanigans, including the Oscars and getting filthy in downtown Buffalo. Enjoy this work of art. #LukeSquared

Panic Attack! At the Disco

Mar 25th, 2022 2h 1m

Mostly stories. Adirondack trips, comedy shows, Batman reviews... you get the picture, just listen. Like actually listen. The boys are dropping some newfound knowledge on ya. #LukeSquared

We're Back.. Again >:)

Mar 4th, 2022 2h 34m

Yeah, we're back, and you're absolutely out of your mind if you think I can remember what the hell we talked about! I mean there were definitely some stoner thoughts and movie talks from what I recall, but we're just getting back into the swin

Green Light Trap House

Mar 4th, 2022 1h 35m

The boys at Luke Squared may or may not have entered a new establishment in our little hometown that offers a very unique gift to their customers. Needless to say, we were intrigued and it effected the tone of this entire episode. A very funny

Train of Thought

Sep 16th, 2021 1h 29m

Choo choo baby! Lucas, Nick, and Señor Don Julio discuss chaos and chance, observation versus reactions, and how raw Machine Gun Kelly is.

Short Bus Shawty

Sep 1st, 2021 1h 19m

The boys came through with a brisk episode this week due to time constraints. Following the intro, Luke discusses his unhinged moments from the last couple months that includes racist white women and severe road rage. We then bounce into music

Kratom Crate Challenge

Aug 26th, 2021 2h 6m

Lemme give you a quick run down of most of the topics we discuss in this episode: Atlas dropped an album, Vitamin B12 and meditation is kick ass, the new Suicide Squad was absolutely banana land, screw anyone who says we're not 90's babies, and

9/11 County Fair

Aug 12th, 2021 2h 10m

The boys come in with some heat on this episode after a small hiatus. Tons of ad reads, and the introduction of a new segment called, "In the Field" where we interview local vendors at the Niagara County Fair. An absolute monstrosity of an epis

Cathartic Chaos

Jul 19th, 2021 1h 24m

Got a SUPER boring solo episode for you this week with Kozy on a vacation. We get a new ad read for the new Chevy Jizz Tank, and discuss the NBA championship series thus far. Also bring up a Marilyn Manson looking mf that scared me half to deat

CBD: Chronic Beta Disease

Jul 13th, 2021 1h 47m

The boys take some CBD rips before the podcast and it might as well have been quaaludes because we were both slow as hell for the whole episode. After a semen retention ad, we issue an apology to CBD smokers, and then explain Kozy's panic attac

We Try Jock Strap Soup?!

Jul 8th, 2021 2h 10m

We do an ad read for the Wheelchair association of the USA, and then hop right into the beef with foul hour. Kozy gets cold feet, we realize we're too nice to roast anyone, and just end up complimenting our friends over at foul hour, so give th

Luke Squared is Back: Season Two

Jun 28th, 2021 2h 4m

Your eyes don't deceive you; We are back and worse than we were before :). We haven't been up too much, but you'll get a brief update of our lives. You'll be happy to know that we haven't done shit to improve the pod, so sorry if you believed t

Spring Cleaning

Apr 12th, 2021 2h 9m

As Luke Squared enters a small hiatus from the pod, we decided to give you one more episode before the break. We discuss the death of DMX and how much he meant to everyone before jumping into our weekly recap which includes the pros and cons of

Back Home Smokin' Legal >:)

Apr 6th, 2021 2h 32m

Andy Cuomo terminated any bad thing he has done by striking a deal to legalize recreational cannabis last week. We discuss this several times in several different ways throughout the episode. We further breakdown the new Lil Nas X music video,

White Boy Summer!

Mar 29th, 2021 2h 13m

Perhaps you didn't hear, so the opening audio is Chet Hanks dropping some cold hard facts about Summer 2021 being a white boy summer? Idk, but great news for us! I guess we're gonna blow up now! We riff for a while about our weeks which include

Sniffing Markers 4ever

Mar 23rd, 2021 2h 16m

Luke Squared is back with a prolific episode. We open the episode with a full Stoner Thoughts segment where Luke 1 openly discusses a scenario where his imagination effected what he was actually seeing. We also talk about the cool, but sad huma

We Take The Elite Vapor Vaccine

Mar 16th, 2021 2h 15m

The boys are back with another top notch episode that's sure to wake up the podcast community; we're coming for you Rogan. The pod opens up with a tribute to 6 dogs before we briefly discuss the weird trends of todays youth. We then discuss the

Decapitated Myself :)

Mar 8th, 2021 1h 34m

The Solo Dolo Luke is back for an episode with 1/2 of Luke Squared. Yes, you read the title correctly. I nearly decapitated myself at work, and although I'm over exaggerating just a touch, it's still a story worth telling. I also nearly pissed

Let's Try Crack!

Mar 1st, 2021 2h 27m

The boys are back with a banger this week! Couldn't help but start off on the wrong foot with some talk about Lou Ferrigno playing Boswer in a live action Mario movie, and Sylvester Stallone doing porn. With no notable deaths this week (for onc

Luke Thrusts His Pelvis into a Light Socket?!?

Feb 22nd, 2021 2h 48m

The Luke's come in piping hot on this episode to address everyone who's tryna jack our steez, ya feel me? >:( We then start off on the wrong foot, but it works out. We end up accidentally doing a fat ol' recap of all of the media we've been wat

We ate Chocolate Covered Tide Pods?!?

Feb 15th, 2021 2h 28m

The boys are back after a two week hiatus, but an eventful week it was. To be clear, those of you who come for the comical aspect of our podcast, this episode might be slightly lacking. Luke was busy with the drop of the "Covid Collection" from

Kozy Get His Stomach Pumped Cuz of Bang Energy?!

Feb 1st, 2021 2h 17m

Our first podcast that we filmed! A real work in progress to make this a more consistent thing, but the boys came out firing on some good ol' back yard BS. We were so excited to be filming, that we came with very little material to work off of.