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I am Charlotte Casaragi and in partnership with
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the House of Chanel, I present
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to you the Les
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Rincontres podcast. As
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part of the Ronde de Voulet-Erer
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et rue-combe-bond, this podcast spotlights the
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birth of a female writer. You
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can listen to the various episodes and
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their authors on your preferred
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streaming platforms. Hello
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audio listeners and welcome to this new episode.
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This one is sort of a bonus episode
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really. It doesn't have a number. And
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I think you can see from the title what this episode
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is about because yesterday I got
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to a million subscribers on YouTube,
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which is a pretty cool milestone,
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which is worth marking in
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some way. And basically
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in this episode, I decided that I
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would try to record
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my reactions to the moment when the
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number changed from 999999, which is 999999
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to a million because YouTube allows
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you to see the number, a kind of
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a live update of the number. The number goes
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up and down. Anyway, you'll hear me talking about
1:13
that. And I talked
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with my daughter a little bit at the dinner
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table. There's a bit of rambling basically about all
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of that stuff. But
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I just wanted to say here only
1:25
in the audio version that despite the
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fact that I've somehow
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managed to get all these subscribers on
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YouTube, and it seems my YouTube channel
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is pretty popular, I still consider the
1:36
audio podcast to be the sort of
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home of Luke's English podcast really, because
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this has always been an audio show
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from the very beginning really 15
1:46
years ago when I first started. And
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audio listeners, I think that
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there must be over a
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million of you subscribing to the
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audio podcast. I'm pretty sure there
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are more audio listeners than video. listeners,
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it's actually a little bit harder to
2:02
tell exactly how many
2:04
subscribers there are to Luke's English
2:07
podcast, the audio
2:09
version, because people subscribe to the
2:11
audio version on various platforms. You
2:14
know, there's the big ones like
2:16
Apple Podcasts and Spotify,
2:18
but also other podcast services
2:21
like Pocket Casts or Google
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Podcasts, Audible even,
2:26
and various other ways in which
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basically people like you, I suppose,
2:31
can subscribe to the audio version of this
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show. That makes it a
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little bit harder for me to track
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exactly how many subscribers I have to
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the audio show, but I'm certain that
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I have more than a million now.
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So it's just, it was a
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little harder for me to find a specific
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moment when I went, when I
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crossed that line and got to
2:54
a million audio subscribers. So
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well, I just want to also say
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thank you to you for subscribing to
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my audio podcast, if indeed you are
3:03
a subscriber. If you're not a subscriber,
3:05
it's very easy. Just click the subscribe
3:07
button or just add the podcast to
3:09
your library or whatever it is on
3:12
the particular service that you use. But
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thank you for being a subscriber. Thank you for
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listening to my podcast. I feel very lucky to
3:18
have an audience and it's just really
3:21
cool. You know, I'll talk more about that kind
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of thing a little bit later
3:25
on in the episode. But yes,
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audio listeners, hello. And really,
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I've only sort of, I've only
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really been adding
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videos regularly on
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YouTube for the last couple of years,
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really, a couple of reasons for
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that. The first one is that we
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finally got fiber optic
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internet installed in our apartment. That
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was a few, that was a couple of years
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ago. And so that
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makes it much, much easier to upload
3:54
large video files because my videos are
3:56
pretty big, you know, because they're like
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often more than an hour long. So
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that was one of the reasons why
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I started doing video because the
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internet connection made it possible. Also I got
4:06
a new laptop Which
4:09
made it again much easier to actually produce
4:11
and store video
4:14
files and stuff so anyway,
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that's kind of why the video stuff has happened
4:18
recently, but yeah audio has been going for such
4:20
a long time and Hopefully
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audio listeners, you know You get the benefit of
4:25
the audio side of things which is as I've
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said before the fact that it's so flexible You
4:30
can just kind of do whatever you want while
4:32
you listen to this. It really gives you that
4:34
extra bit of freedom That's the wonderful thing about
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podcasting. I love podcasts and
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listen to them all the time when
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I'm traveling when I am doing housework
4:43
You know if I'm just doing the washing up
4:45
or something you know, we
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all know how wonderful podcasts are and
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In the audio versions of this
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podcast you do get more
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stuff you you often get extra content
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That's not available in the video versions
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For example, you get things like
5:03
this this introduction part or
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often I do rambling bits at the
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end of episodes. I do intros and
5:09
outros and other stuff So
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anyway, thanks for subscribing to the
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audio podcast and audio lepsters
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You've been with me for a long time and
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it's really cool to have you listening
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to this podcast as well We're
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going to get started in just a moment I
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would like also to say premium
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a podcast app and stuff. If
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you want more information though, if
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you still don't quite understand how
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it works, then you can get
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so P56 parts one to eight
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available for premium subscribers. Now you
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will find them in your episode
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list. Right then. So let's now
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carry on and you can
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listen to the things I recorded yesterday on
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my own and also with my daughter
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and baby son making
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a few funny noises in the
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background. I hope you enjoy the episode. That's
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it. All right then, here we go. Hello
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listeners. Hello video viewers. So
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today is Thursday the 1st
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of February. It's actually 10
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17 at night. And if you're
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watching the video version, you can tell that I'm not
7:15
in my normal podcasting room in
7:17
my podcast. So but I'm just
7:19
in my living room and
7:23
it's the evening. My kids
7:26
are asleep. My wife is out having
7:28
dinner with her friend. So I'm on
7:30
my own this evening. But today, Thursday the 1st of February,
7:32
2014, no, sorry, I just forgot about 10 years of my
7:35
life there and yours.
7:41
Anyway, 1st of February, 2024. And
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today just happens to be the
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fateful day in history when
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I get a million
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subscribers on YouTube. Whoa.
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Yeah, yeah, that's
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right. A million subscribers on YouTube and... So
8:00
you know that start changes everything from
8:02
a Disney I now I'm an influencer
8:04
now. And so.
8:07
I see one can to do is I'm
8:09
going to buy my own private jet. And
8:12
just fly around. Maybe.
8:16
Leave my family and just. To.
8:19
Spend more time on private jet with lots of
8:21
women around. but why would they? Why are they
8:23
are there are don't know. But.
8:25
Us: what you do isn't it? When you, when you,
8:27
when you're a huge. Internet sensation? Isn't
8:29
that what you're supposed to do? And
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then I'm gonna ain't gonna spend all my time
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on a yacht. With. Son
8:36
sunglasses on. Blogging
8:39
Flogging myself. Physicists
8:42
logging myself us video
8:45
myself right? Yeah.
8:47
Flogging myself. I'm skyn to
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be making aspiration know. Lifestyle.
8:53
Content on you tube. Talking.
8:55
About my for I Am
8:58
workout routine. And. Selling.
9:01
Protein. Bars or whatever. Now
9:05
that's not what I'm going to do. Of course,
9:07
that's ridiculous. versus. He knows you
9:09
look a lot of you. Tube is to
9:11
make it really big. They do sell the
9:14
dreamed I'd they they really sailor kind of.
9:16
See. Per se, it's
9:18
glamorous lifestyle. You
9:21
know, and it's aspiration alone is.
9:23
Not really the way it works in
9:26
reality. It's always
9:28
funny when you see when v
9:30
cheapest video themselves doing something like
9:33
that just like editing videos. But.
9:36
They are even if videoing themselves doing it
9:38
like why they just. Miss. Lately
9:40
they've just set up that camera to do that.
9:42
Anyway, I'm not here to complain or make
9:45
fun of you. to discuss fair enough. You
9:47
know everyone's gotta do what they do, I
9:49
suppose. Do. They well,
9:52
Anyway or not, that's not the point
9:54
anywhere. million subscribers on Youtube today. Woo.
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Yeah, here I am. Celebrate your my own.
10:00
In an inner inner in if they
10:03
might. Dark living room with one light
10:05
on. A. Birds
10:08
eye out been looking it I mean
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I, I I I ceased. I still
10:13
have more. Podium:
10:15
Podcast listeners Although it is hard
10:17
to know the exact number because
10:20
people subscribe on different platforms he
10:22
notes, but on you tube he
10:24
got one platform and one number
10:26
and. I don't
10:29
as you know about this bursts. if
10:31
you have a You Tube channel is
10:33
he create content and publish it on
10:35
you Tube. You have your You Tube
10:38
Studios which is a sort of dashboard
10:40
where you can manage your consent and
10:42
change all the settings and you could
10:45
also look at your statistics including quite
10:47
a cool thing which allows you to
10:49
check the number of subscribers your channel
10:51
has and it's like it. it's allies.
10:54
Update: So it's just it. just shows
10:56
you the number of subscribers and the number goes
10:58
up or down. As. People
11:00
subscribe or unsubscribe.
11:03
God. Forbid Heaven forbid that anyone would
11:06
do that. But anyway as the number
11:08
changes you know goes up and down
11:10
and you can see it Sought Been
11:12
today. I've been. I've. Had that.
11:15
Had the open on one of the
11:17
windows on my computer and every now and
11:20
then a flight had a little nook or
11:22
recorded at a premium episode earlier today
11:24
that p Fifty six part eight so if
11:26
your premium subscribe can actually see that sometimes
11:29
during the episode. You know, shadows
11:31
moments with you. I have a little look at the number.
11:33
And. So say here's what the number is. It.
11:36
Might get to a million today. So.
11:38
Have been. I have to admit, I've been
11:40
kind of. Checking. In on that
11:43
number and having a look at it. Quite.
11:45
Regularly. And. it
11:47
turns out that this evening is
11:49
the time to the number is
11:51
gonna hit a million a case so
11:54
i decided i'd do a couple of
11:56
recordings i wanted to capture the
11:58
moments know, I
12:00
mean, I know it's just a number but I suppose
12:02
it's a landmark, isn't it? It's a sort of a
12:04
milestone and a
12:07
significant moment, I suppose. I've
12:09
been doing my
12:11
podcast for 15 years.
12:13
It'll be 15 years this April. That's
12:16
a long time. That's a lot of work. I've
12:18
worked hard. I've put a lot of time and
12:20
effort into this and it's
12:23
good to see some sort
12:25
of outcome from that. So it's very
12:27
happy. I'm very happy to get to
12:29
a number. It's nice to get to
12:31
a big round number and
12:34
so I thought that I would sort of capture
12:36
that moment. So I
12:38
was wondering how to do it and
12:41
in fact earlier on and so
12:43
I'm recording this actually sort of
12:45
later at the end of the day but
12:47
earlier on I
12:50
was having dinner with my daughter and
12:52
little baby son and so
12:54
I opened my laptop
12:56
and said to my daughter, look at this number.
12:58
Look, do you know what this means? This is
13:00
like the number of subscribers I've got on YouTube.
13:03
She knows what YouTube is. Sometimes she watches YouTube
13:05
Kids. She watches like
13:07
really quite stupid videos on
13:10
YouTube Kids. They're quite entertaining and
13:13
she watches like Netflix and stuff. So she
13:16
knows what YouTube is and
13:18
I think she knows that Amelia,
13:20
she's six years old. I think she
13:22
knows how big a million is. So
13:26
I just decided to share the moment with
13:28
her and we made a recording. So what you're going
13:30
to hear now is me
13:33
speaking with my daughter,
13:35
our baby. I mean
13:38
my wife, the baby's there as
13:40
well and so first of
13:43
all you're going to hear a little
13:45
conversation with my daughter talking about my
13:48
number of subscribers and just
13:50
sort of rambling with her. It's
13:52
quite silly. It's quite fun and
13:55
then after that you're going to join me again
13:58
Sitting in this position. In. My
14:00
living room as the number. It's.
14:03
A million. Okay, so if
14:05
you want to join me so that's
14:07
experience, then you're welcome to stick around.
14:10
And Keep watching the video. Keep Listening To This
14:13
episode. Was a lot.
14:15
People will not be watching the video. you'll just
14:17
be listening to this in in audio landed podcast
14:19
land which is great because they were. There isn't
14:21
really that much to see on the videos. My
14:25
daughter and my son a know in the
14:27
video. That part
14:29
is just audiotapes, but you can see
14:31
the number of subscribers changing. So
14:34
I did record my screen see
14:36
conceded that the numbered change going up
14:38
and down. Because he goes
14:40
down as well. When. People unsubscribe. so
14:42
if you if you're not watching the video
14:44
of us and.where you're not really missing anything
14:46
he really it just missing a number. going
14:48
up slowly, going down a bit and then
14:50
going up again. Okay
14:54
but anyways you are watching the video
14:56
version. you can join me and watch.
14:59
The. Moment when the number. Goes.
15:01
From a six figure number two, a seven
15:03
figure number. One
15:05
and seek zeroes is
15:07
very exciting. And
15:10
if you want to stick around and
15:12
enjoy that moment with me, then you're
15:14
welcome. And you can do that in
15:16
this episode. So right? So.
15:18
Now let's listen to that recording I made
15:20
in my daughter earlier and a half to
15:22
say So we recorded this at the dinner
15:24
table. And.
15:26
I think they're going to be sounds of
15:29
eating is all right or know that bothers
15:31
some people. but you do hear the baby
15:33
in the background making some sort of baby
15:35
noises. Are I hope that's not
15:37
too distracting as he should be. Okay,
15:39
but now even join me my daughter
15:41
and my son. At the dinner
15:43
table earlier so he about the number of
15:45
subscribers of Go On You Tube and some
15:48
stuff about penguins as well. I
15:50
don't know how we ended up talking about penguins
15:52
trying to take over the world's. But.
15:54
We did. Okay, Here
15:56
we go. Okay, So
15:58
we're sitting here as. The Korea The Dinner
16:01
Table. With I normally
16:03
do recordings at the dinner table and also
16:05
we shouldn't rating speak with our mouths full.
16:08
Price is your muscles. Left
16:12
is is she's nodding says nodding.
16:15
Sort of the talk with your muscle
16:17
a case. another difficult because we go
16:19
pizza ovens were enjoying eating it. But
16:22
anyway, you know what you're looking at here on the
16:24
screen. So. These numbers mean
16:26
now no idea as old as know
16:28
I saw this the see this with
16:30
this picture here do know that is
16:33
hop sloths as many as ram down
16:35
to see. What
16:38
it says under these. He
16:41
did. His
16:44
side said it did. This blue
16:46
line actually just represents the number
16:48
the the growth in subscribers over
16:50
the last twenty four hours. But.
16:54
To be honest or to change this
16:56
line to shows both other lines gonna
16:58
waste. This has to change. Thoughts.
17:01
To all time lifetimes from when
17:04
I first started the channel in
17:06
two Thousand and nine. To.
17:08
Now you can see is really is. Jumped
17:11
up over that time.
17:16
I. Was it was a number changing? Now that
17:18
I don't know why. Because.
17:22
It was on Nine Hundred Ninety Nine. Yeah.
17:25
That that's up to date now. So.
17:27
It's gone up by this kind of do know
17:29
why it went up in his wake as I
17:31
published a few as of around this time where
17:33
it started going. you can have more peace here
17:35
where he started going of us when I started
17:37
doing videos properly. And
17:40
then this is when I published
17:42
a few videos. the Barracks especially
17:44
popular which is pretty really push
17:46
the channel towards a million solo
17:48
soon Unsubscribed Dc that's the number
17:50
went down. Who subscribes to Lucy
17:52
was podcast on you Tube say
17:54
made a terrible mistake. That and
17:56
loss. and so he
17:58
can see the number of subscribers is
18:01
going, hopefully going up steadily, although
18:03
sometimes it goes down. Someone makes
18:05
a mistake and they slip and
18:07
their finger presses the unsubscribe button
18:09
by mistake. I mean, that's the
18:11
only possible answer. Only
18:13
possible reason why someone will unsubscribe from my
18:15
YouTube channel. Or maybe not. Really? What could
18:17
be, what could the other reasons be? If
18:20
they don't like it. Why
18:22
would they not like it? I don't know. Yeah,
18:25
I don't know either. It
18:27
went down again. What's going on? Hehehehe.
18:32
Should we stop talking about the number going down?
18:34
Maybe that's, maybe I've got another
18:37
theory as well. So actually I've got some
18:39
theories about why the number might go down sometimes.
18:41
So one of those reasons is at the
18:43
beginning of the year, I published
18:45
an episode which has been especially
18:47
popular because it was all about sort of,
18:50
stop fiddling with Apple. Because
18:53
it was all about like, it basically was
18:55
a very popular episode and that got a
18:57
lot of subscribers, a lot of people subscribed
18:59
to the channel because of that video. And
19:02
a few months before I did a story
19:04
episode which was very popular. A lot of
19:06
people subscribed because of that as well. And
19:08
then I go ahead
19:10
and publish other episodes that are
19:12
not story episodes that are different
19:15
to the ones that they subscribed
19:17
because of. And
19:19
then, so there's other episodes that I do and
19:21
they're like, oh, this isn't what I expected. This
19:23
is what I wanted. I'm gonna unsubscribe. Like
19:25
that. It went up again. Yay.
19:30
Can you actually read that number? It's
19:40
good. Oh, it went up. It's good but it's a
19:42
bit bigger than that. 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 1, 9. Well,
19:45
can you read them individually? Right.
19:52
So, excuse me, let me just finish my
19:54
mouthful. You are speaking,
19:57
You are chewing with your mouth full.
20:00
Go similar to with my mouth full. I
20:02
want to stall. I mean. You
20:05
kinds? of ceiling
20:07
you are eating was last. Year
20:10
I can see when. You
20:14
speak man. So he
20:16
Irish Times. When
20:20
you're when you. Know
20:22
your rights of course you're right and
20:24
any my been voicing the source of
20:27
so my listeners right now who like
20:29
I can't believe that his recording said
20:31
things with at the dinner table. When.
20:33
They first went up again, didn't it?
20:35
So how do you say dismiss numbers
20:37
A big number. This is Nine Hundred
20:39
and Ninety Nine Thousand Nine Hundred and
20:41
twenty. Non is nice. You
20:44
know thousand, Nine Hundred and twenty know a
20:46
thing. To be honest, it might take an
20:48
hour before he goes up to a million
20:50
at this rate. At this
20:52
rate of miles away from it
20:54
went up again. Okay. So.
20:56
I mean would you seem to think this is. Is
20:59
to think I'm going to get to a million. Since.
21:01
The I'll have a million people subscribing to
21:04
much. On youtube channel Thing as
21:06
hell. Yes,
21:09
Yes! Ecosystem for have.
21:12
You done more pizzas. For.
21:16
Wealth. And that scholars again excellence
21:18
to to fry. It's what is
21:20
your little brother. Think of this.
21:26
Isn't. Yeah, so
21:28
would you say. Okay,
21:31
okay, let's beat those. The food is
21:33
a little brother. I.
21:38
Can. See: big
21:40
sister. A means
21:42
of these numbers small number of the
21:45
number of really is it is a
21:47
islam even heard of. Is
21:51
it? Further,
21:53
bigger numbers and thirty two music a number the
21:55
number. Of
21:58
times on a Thursday. Definitely.
22:02
It's most do anything. To
22:04
say is. Billion
22:07
as well. Which. Is.
22:10
A thousand million. Thrive
22:13
on a society that it was a cup
22:15
of. He sent. Me
22:17
to died he can you cuffs? What's
22:22
the most Sorry? say say say
22:24
it. Normally the my listeners want
22:26
to hear a polite little girls.
22:32
Doing. Maybe.
22:37
My pizza for his father. May
22:40
be sad sad. As.
22:53
Well walk down. Because
22:56
I feel a little brother game.
23:01
Is exactly the so it's a may want to hear his
23:03
miss. With
23:06
as on the protagonists are can is
23:08
trying to prove any sensible. Remember
23:12
me and said is surprising isn't
23:14
it really. Means he from
23:16
out there subscribing to this will die.
23:18
As we said before may be some
23:21
of them subscribe to say likes to
23:23
one of my episodes might not story
23:25
episode ideas and then made me just
23:27
waiting for me to publish more things
23:29
like that and yeah and then again
23:32
you know other people are like a
23:34
lot the story one. I
23:36
subscribe because of that for then. I'm also interested in
23:38
his other stuff as well cause he does a variety
23:40
of different things. For
23:44
I'm eating know so can you say
23:46
something? Families
23:51
So he. Says
23:57
he says now thinking of will have another thing.
24:00
The nice things you can say about me but
24:02
didn't pay her to say this. By the way,
24:04
I know bribed her with pizza. As.
24:11
He learns about. You
24:15
learn some interesting about geography. So
24:19
so my my my audience or in
24:21
in many different countries in the world.
24:25
On different continents. He. Learned
24:27
about continents how many continents on
24:29
as saying the name them. Cat
24:35
Caf as. A Our same
24:37
thousand and nine. And
24:40
ten here last. Sadly,
24:43
yes, Finally
24:45
so scared you. Guys,
24:47
where are we know? That.
24:52
Very good mouth say Clinton
24:54
says are starting to cousins
24:57
are in Australia New. Assignment
25:01
around. Butler the number
25:03
went up against. you know? well that was
25:06
so and again. You know what I is
25:08
is those people before his they change their
25:10
mind, they are subscribed for the name Me
25:12
to be added. A deep sense of regret.
25:15
My oh no, I'm going to miss out
25:17
for all this wonderful content. What?
25:19
Was I thinking quickly? We subscribe.
25:23
Successes. Maybe for the nice.
25:33
Nice. Or
25:36
guys, your brother's making some funny
25:38
noises. Okay,
25:40
I think we're going to stop. The performance is
25:42
hop on a maybe. It's
25:45
it's own. Nine thousand and know if
25:47
is so. Nine thousand Nine hundred ninety
25:49
Nine nine hundred Ninety. We might recall
25:51
something again, so we can react when
25:54
it gets to a million. If
25:56
we get so many and. we can
25:58
go yeah hey a million Yeah, hey
26:02
and then we'll stop at the recording again. What
26:04
do you think? Plus
26:07
you've got homework to do Yes,
26:10
you do you have a spelling test to do Mm-hmm.
26:13
You will learn to spell those words All
26:16
right, so we're gonna do that It's
26:20
still recording yeah, yeah 926
26:24
now Okay,
26:28
it's amazing isn't it that we can see the
26:30
number just going up live who are these people
26:33
where are they? What
26:35
are they doing? Well, you imagine just people in
26:37
in their kitchens on their phones or people in
26:40
living rooms or libraries Like
26:42
looking at my YouTube channel when they
26:45
should be studying or people in offices
26:47
when they should be working then instead
26:49
They're secretly watching my videos and subscribing
26:51
people sitting on the toilet on
26:54
their phones People
26:56
on the bus or the train it
26:58
went up again Another
27:01
one another commuter travelling somewhere
27:03
one of those seven continents
27:05
probably not Antarctica, but who
27:07
knows why not? again
27:11
Why would they not be in Antarctica do you think? What
27:15
do you know about Antarctica? I don't know
27:17
well, it's all just snow and penguins Is
27:22
that the music of Antarctica? It's
27:25
just penguins. Yeah, and snow Maybe
27:30
the maybe it's penguins that are subscribing
27:32
maybe Maybe
27:39
maybe the penguins are all learning
27:41
English and one day one
27:43
day they'll be like right. We're ready now We're
27:46
ready to take over the world
27:48
and then the penguin revolution comes
27:55
Here come the penguins But
28:00
they wouldn't be going, they'd be going penguin
28:02
power. You
28:05
know the thing about penguins, the
28:09
advantage they have over us is
28:11
that they can fly underwater. Did
28:15
you know that? We're just tiny. No,
28:17
they fly really well underwater. Have
28:19
you never seen a penguin flying underwater? No. You
28:22
have, you have in the zoo. Oh yeah. Can
28:24
they fly in the air? Yes. No.
28:28
And not unless you like, someone throws them into
28:31
the air. Oh yeah. Which you shouldn't do. Never
28:33
throw a penguin in the air. Why? Unless
28:35
you're throwing it in towards the water. Because
28:38
it would be cruel, wouldn't it? To throw,
28:40
to throw, grab a penguin and throw it
28:42
in the air. Unless it was like, unless
28:44
it had invaded your campsite and was eating
28:47
your sandwiches, then you could maybe legitimately defend
28:49
yourself. If it was coming to get you, attacking
28:52
you, if it was an act of self-defense, maybe you
28:54
could grab it and throw it back
28:56
into the sea. Yeah. Okay.
29:01
Well, this talk of penguins
29:03
is not helping the number,
29:05
is it? Yeah. That
29:10
little noise your brother made is like a
29:13
review of the conversation. No,
29:15
it's like a little Parisian person reviewing. Not
29:18
very good. The penguin
29:20
thing was funny, but I mean really. Okay.
29:23
Well, we'll stop now, shall we?
29:25
No. We'll maybe carry on later. No,
29:27
no. I need to eat my pizza. I can't
29:29
just talk, not eat. I want more pizza. Of
29:32
course you do. Look, we're going to eat a little
29:34
bit more pizza. Oh, it went up again.
29:37
We'll eat a little bit more pizza. What
29:39
number's that at the end there? Nine. Yeah,
29:41
this one as well. Two, nine and ten.
29:44
So nine, two and nine is? Nineteen.
29:48
No, no, two. Twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-one. 29
30:00
people! It's
30:03
99 people! 29 people! 29
30:06
people! Imagine
30:08
29 people in a room. Imagine, remember your
30:10
birthday. There
30:12
was about 29 people in the room then. Now imagine if there
30:15
was a knock at the door. Oh, 29 people, that's a lot of people for
30:17
a birthday. Knock, knock, knock, knock, open the door,
30:19
hello. Yeah, it's 999,000 people. It's
30:22
99,000 people. It's 99,000 people. Knock,
30:26
knock, knock, open the door, hello. Yeah, it's 999,900 other
30:28
people. Imagine.
30:34
It's a lot of people, isn't it? Yeah, you're
30:36
going to have some pizza in a second. Just say this
30:38
for me. Okay.
31:00
Alright. We'll stop and we'll
31:02
continue, maybe when I'm about to get a
31:04
million, but you might be asleep when that
31:06
happens. Yeah,
31:08
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so it's it's
32:20
late in the evening now both kids are
32:22
asleep I'm all on
32:24
my own at home my wife is actually out this
32:27
evening having dinner
32:29
with her friend but
32:32
anyway so have a look at this 999,996 I thought
32:38
I'd you know I
32:41
thought I'd do some sort of live reaction I'd
32:44
say live I mean I thought I'd record
32:46
my reaction to this going up
32:49
to a million if in fact it does there's
32:52
still part of me which thinks it'll get to 999,999
32:54
and then suddenly everyone's
32:58
going to change their mind and it's gradually
33:00
going to climb back down to
33:02
where it was before but
33:05
anyway if things continue to go as they
33:07
have been going then this is going to
33:10
become a million how fascinating and
33:15
I had loads of things to say which
33:18
I can't remember now I don't
33:21
think I should start congratulating myself just yet
33:24
you know I have to wait until this
33:27
gets to a million before I start doing the kind of
33:32
typical one million
33:34
views YouTube reaction
33:37
video where I'm very
33:39
very humbly thank everyone for subscribing to
33:42
my channel which
33:44
you know is true I do I am
33:46
grateful for everyone for subscribing because obviously
33:49
each number represents
33:52
one person who went home I will subscribe
33:54
to this there's another one 999,997 I'm
34:04
so thanks for subscribing. Thanks for all
34:06
those people. Thanks thank you to you
34:09
If you are subscriber and you're one
34:11
of those numbers. Really? Thanks
34:13
Eloise for a suit is fine to. See.
34:16
That number going up and overseas for
34:18
a satisfying for someone like me who
34:20
makes contents alone as of English who
34:22
contend for anyone to actually see that
34:24
people are interested in it. And.
34:27
That they like it and they want to
34:29
see more of it and so they subscribe
34:31
to Maisie really isn't it. I
34:33
mean he know when I when. When.
34:36
I left university. I have no idea what I wanted
34:38
to do with my life. And
34:41
you know, I was so thought that I might
34:43
end up working in the media in some way.
34:46
After the degree I did and stuff. But.
34:49
I. It doesn't seem that appealing to me
34:51
because I didn't feel like. I.
34:53
Should really. And this is a bit of a cliche,
34:55
but I didn't feel like I could make much of
34:57
an impact. Plus. Anyway, have my
35:00
dad. Had had his
35:02
career in the media. right?
35:05
In the sort of see know that
35:07
let's say traditional media television and radio
35:09
a little bit. That.
35:11
Was his worlds and he built a
35:13
really successful career in that world. And.
35:16
For me it felt like murder nosedive like
35:18
of necessarily go any place in this world.
35:22
But. I was wanted to create things and
35:24
make stuff. And when
35:26
I first started. When
35:28
I was first a teacher and English
35:31
teacher or this vague idea I wanted
35:33
to make video content for known as
35:35
of english. Births,
35:37
Are. There. Wasn't really a platform for
35:39
it. and now of course there's you tube of
35:41
us to use. Eve is really well established now.
35:44
It's been going for ages and ages.
35:47
And insects. It's
35:50
now so well established that a lot
35:52
of the laws you to possessions quit
35:54
the platform this year. Quite.
35:56
famously i dunno see follow lots of you
35:58
tube is that's been a trend
36:02
over the last few weeks of people
36:04
quitting and other people making
36:07
videos about the fact that apparently
36:09
everyone is quitting YouTube. So
36:12
I mean it's... Oh, I went down, someone
36:14
changed their mind. I went
36:17
down from 9,999, 998 to back down to 997.
36:25
That's a pity, isn't it? Anyway,
36:27
so what was I saying? So
36:29
YouTube, well, the
36:31
cool thing about it, this and podcasting,
36:33
because really I do
36:35
a podcast. It's Luke's English Podcast. So first
36:37
and foremost, it's a podcast with a YouTube
36:40
channel, but the YouTube has really sort of
36:42
blown up recently since
36:44
I started videoing myself
36:46
recording my podcast. But
36:49
YouTube is so cool because
36:51
it's so direct and so kind
36:53
of do it yourself. I
36:55
love that about this new media.
37:00
Not that it's new media, it's not really new
37:02
media so much anymore, but just
37:04
this self-publishing is so great in
37:08
the sense that you can just make something on
37:12
your own. You don't need producers,
37:16
you don't need all these other extra
37:18
people, you don't need to
37:20
work your way up in the career ladder,
37:22
you can immediately start making content and
37:25
that's great and just publish it and the same day that
37:27
you make it, your audience can
37:29
start watching it. Obviously, it takes
37:31
a long, long, long time to
37:33
get an audience. I'm
37:36
lucky, I'm very lucky of course
37:38
because I've
37:40
got something that my audience, oh another
37:42
person changed their mind, back
37:45
up to 998 and then back down to
37:47
997 again. Is that just
37:49
one person subscribing and unsubscribing and
37:51
then subscribing and unsubscribing again? Maybe.
37:54
What was I rambling
37:57
about? I don't know, it's a bit late in
37:59
the day. And
38:01
to be honest, I'd rather be just sort of
38:03
sitting on the sofa drinking a cup of tea,
38:06
not really thinking about anything. But here I
38:08
am doing this, not
38:11
in my podcasting room, but just in
38:13
my living room with
38:16
most of the lights off and just one
38:18
lamp on the table here and
38:20
just me in sort of semi-darkness
38:23
staring at this computer screen waiting
38:25
for a number to arrive. Anyway,
38:28
I was saying that YouTube is great because
38:30
and podcasting is great because it's so direct
38:33
that you can just make something, publish it
38:35
and then people get to consume it right
38:37
there and then. It's a
38:39
bit like stand-up comedy that's all 9-9-9-9-9-9. We're
38:43
on the cusp. It's like stand-up comedy because
38:46
you can think of a joke or a
38:48
story or routine, go down to
38:50
a club, get on stage, do it that
38:52
evening, have your audience
38:55
hear it. Hopefully it gets laughs.
38:58
So it's so straight and so clear and
39:00
direct. It's similar to doing this. But
39:03
it takes a long time, you know, it really
39:05
does take a long time to build up to
39:07
the point where you've got an audience and not
39:09
everyone gets that far. There it is, look. It
39:12
just changed a million subscribers. Oh
39:15
my goodness. One zero
39:17
zero zero zero zero zero zero.
39:20
Unbelievable. I can't
39:23
believe it. A million
39:25
people. Just
39:27
incredible. Thanks a lot for
39:29
subscribing to my podcast. That's going to go down and
39:31
oh it went up. It's gone up. One
39:34
million and one. Someone
39:36
out there is the one million
39:39
and first subscriber to
39:41
this show on YouTube. It
39:43
might go down. It might go back down. That
39:46
would be an anti-climax if
39:49
it suddenly started going backwards. You know,
39:51
I've got a weird feeling it's going to do that. I
39:54
wonder how many subscribers I'm going to get
39:56
it eventually. Right. How
39:59
long am I going to do this? As far
40:01
as I'm concerned, I'm happy to keep going doing
40:03
this podcast. You
40:06
know, I don't really have any plans to stop.
40:08
I'll have to stop eventually because I'll just be
40:10
too tired, you know, because
40:12
it's work. So anyway,
40:14
I was saying that it does take work and it
40:16
takes time to build an audience and
40:19
I've worked hard, you know, I've worked
40:21
hard to get to this point, just
40:24
making content week in week out.
40:27
But to be honest, it hasn't really felt like work
40:29
that much because it's always just been
40:31
the thing I wanted to do and that's
40:33
just I love just making stuff. Even
40:36
just just talking even, you
40:38
know, it doesn't have to be some big production. Again
40:42
that's another thing I like about this. It's
40:44
not some big production. I've got friends
40:46
who work in television, who've
40:49
worked in films and things like that. It's
40:52
an incredibly big project, you know. It
40:55
takes so much time to
40:57
get the project off the ground. There are
40:59
so many people involved. There
41:01
are so many complex factors, so
41:04
many frustrations, so
41:06
many meetings, meetings with producers,
41:08
meetings with writers, with casting
41:10
directors, with actors,
41:13
with financers. You
41:16
go round and round in circles, even making the
41:18
damn thing, even if it's a small project, it's
41:21
still a huge thing. But
41:23
with this, you know, it's just so
41:26
straightforward. It really can just be a
41:28
person with a microphone and
41:30
a camera, you know. Not even
41:32
a camera. For years and years, I've
41:34
been doing this without a camera. It's
41:37
gone up again, 1,000,000 and 3. So
41:42
I like that. I like that about this
41:44
medium that it's very simple and clear. But
41:47
yes, I've been lucky because, you
41:49
know, being an English teacher means
41:52
that I've got something to offer to the
41:55
world, right? I've got my particular
41:57
set of teaching skills or at least I've
41:59
got my own. got English. I'm
42:02
very fortunate. I know that. I'm
42:05
fortunate to have grown
42:08
up being someone who just learned
42:11
English in childhood.
42:13
That's very lucky because it means that I've got this
42:15
thing that a lot of people want to learn and
42:18
I'm happy to help them learn it. It's
42:21
cool. It's really cool. I love
42:23
sharing my language and culture. I
42:26
do love learning languages. I know I beat
42:28
myself up about my French but I
42:32
do actually love speaking French and
42:34
getting it right and communicating in
42:36
another language. It's so
42:38
cool. It really is like learning a
42:41
whole other language and operating. It's like
42:43
a whole different world that
42:45
opens up to
42:47
you when
42:50
you speak another language, a whole different part
42:53
of your life, a whole different medium. It's
42:57
another language and it's just a really cool thing
43:00
to do. I had the
43:02
same experience and feeling speaking
43:05
Japanese when I lived in Japan going out
43:08
to my local bar and hanging out with my
43:10
local friends who I only ever saw in that
43:13
bar. We would just chat
43:15
together and drink cocktails and play
43:17
darts. I learned to
43:19
hold down some basic conversations in
43:22
Japanese and that was so exciting,
43:24
so refreshing and so invigorating. Language
43:26
learning is brilliant. I'm
43:28
very lucky that I have
43:30
a language that lots
43:32
of people want to learn and
43:35
that I've spent
43:38
a lot of time working really hard on
43:41
being an English teacher and working
43:43
in classrooms and really trying
43:45
to do my best, trying to learn
43:47
the ways of the English teacher to
43:50
try to help people learn this language
43:52
effectively and also trying
43:54
to learn how to make people laugh
43:56
and practicing Entertaining people on
43:59
stage. I've
44:01
worked hard at it, but I've also
44:03
been lucky in the sense that he
44:06
knows goal of got a like i'm
44:08
a language the people want to learn
44:10
and also got some some experience in
44:12
Oath. Like. Teaching for
44:14
many years when they weren't things like
44:17
podcasting and you tube, just teaching and
44:19
just trying to. Improve.
44:21
As a teacher. But.
44:24
Anyway, thanks to you for subscribing is indeed
44:26
you have subscribed. If you haven't subscribed, well
44:28
you know you could consider subscribing to new
44:30
And I think I know why a lot
44:32
of people have subscribed to. this channel is
44:34
like when I was saying earlier when I
44:36
was talking to my daughter. Not
44:39
the stuff about penguins, it's
44:41
just that was fun. But
44:43
now I mean I'm. Not
44:46
why. Why? People have
44:48
subscribed to the podcast. And
44:50
he can see the blue line. It's
44:53
sort of marks the the progression
44:55
is my. Subscribe.
44:57
Accounts. That. There.
45:00
Are several moments when the line definitely
45:02
goes up. And. Those I think
45:04
those of episode. Thus when I published
45:06
episodes that kind of went viral the
45:08
got picked up by the algorithm. Especially,
45:11
you can see one around about.
45:15
March. April. Of
45:17
last year. I think that see,
45:19
I'm. The. One called Parsons Pleasure
45:21
Learning this with a short story which
45:24
is now like. Probably. My
45:26
most popular videos. And
45:29
you know I get regular comments on that
45:31
from people saying they really enjoyed it and
45:33
the they sell are they learnt a lot
45:35
of English from it and stuff. So
45:37
it's learning this with a short story. Mostly.
45:41
The.that has really lifted the
45:43
channel. Like this. Those.
45:46
Learning. english with a short story episodes of the
45:48
ones i think most popular and as attracted most
45:50
subscribers so i know that and of course i
45:52
will be doing more of that kind of thing
45:54
i know that that's what people have subscribed for
45:56
and that they want i'll be doing more of
45:58
that sort of thing But at
46:01
the same time, I will continue to do
46:03
what I've always done, which is to make
46:05
the kind of content that ultimately that I
46:07
would like to make. And
46:09
I think that may be one of the keys to
46:13
if I know anything about anything about
46:15
doing this stuff, it's that you've also,
46:17
it's easy to burn out, you know,
46:19
you can burn out by making
46:21
content all the time and sort of try
46:23
to please the subscribers
46:26
or try to bring in new subscribers
46:28
trying to catch the algorithm on YouTube
46:30
or on a podcast feed or whatever
46:33
it is. You know, it
46:35
can be a struggle to play that game and
46:37
to come up with content all the time can
46:40
be demanding. But really what you've got to do
46:42
is you've got to kind of make
46:45
sure you keep enjoying it. And that
46:47
does also mean making content that you
46:49
want to make as well. And so
46:51
I sort of try and balance, you
46:53
know, just keeping up the variety. For
46:56
example, talking to friends and family,
46:58
having enjoyable conversations, which I really
47:01
hope will also be enjoyable for
47:03
you as well. And just following
47:06
my sort of inspiration
47:09
and just talking about whatever thing
47:11
I want to talk about while
47:13
also trying to present it
47:16
in a way that hopefully everyone out
47:18
there is interested in. Was that a good sentence?
47:20
I don't even know if that was a correct
47:22
sentence. Sometimes you just
47:24
have to just talk and you have to
47:26
just do your best, don't you? And
47:28
hope sometimes that the grammar
47:30
actually holds together even
47:33
in your first language. So
47:35
yes, short story episodes and probably some
47:37
other ones like some of the rambling
47:39
episodes, some episodes with certain guests have
47:42
been the really popular things. And
47:44
of course, I will continue to do those things.
47:46
I'm always looking for good stories that I can
47:48
use. But at the same time, you
47:51
know, I understand that I've got to kind
47:53
of keep things fresh and have a variety
47:55
of stuff in my show in
47:58
order to make sure I don't... burn
48:00
out and that I can continue to do
48:02
this and I enjoy it. Someone unsubscribed because
48:04
they're like he's not gonna do stories
48:07
episodes every time I'm out of here.
48:10
Of course this isn't happening live so actually
48:12
I've got no idea why that person unsubscribed.
48:15
Oh dear but oh it's painful it hurts when
48:18
the number goes down.
48:21
But anyway you know what? What's a million? What's
48:23
the difference between a million and 999,999? I
48:25
mean you know it's just numbers isn't
48:31
it really? Oh that
48:33
person changed their mind and went back
48:36
again. I'm only joking Luke I'm still
48:38
subscribed. It's
48:40
not about the numbers is it? It
48:43
shouldn't be anyway. Obviously it's important that
48:46
your work is popular and that you
48:48
try to be a success. That's
48:51
important. But
48:55
and also it's important you know for the
48:58
money size you know let's not forget
49:00
that. Obviously that's important and through
49:02
ad revenue you know there's
49:04
normally an advert at the beginning of my episodes one
49:07
in the middle and one at the end. Ad
49:10
revenue does bring in you know
49:12
money which I need to buy pizza
49:15
and yoga and and
49:18
pencils and things you
49:20
know and to pay the bills. Obviously
49:23
you understand. So that's important too.
49:25
So the numbers are important to an
49:27
extent but also they
49:29
are just numbers and ultimately
49:33
you've got to just try to enjoy your
49:35
work as well you know and I must
49:38
not lose sight of that. Okay
49:41
it's probably time to stop rambling now isn't
49:44
it? I think so and
49:46
I think it's time for me to make that cup of tea
49:49
and sit down and just relax okay
49:52
and take the
49:54
rest of the evening off okay
49:56
but thanks so much for subscribing again
49:58
if you have if you have haven't subscribed you know what
50:01
to do and thanks for listening
50:03
to my podcast whether you
50:05
are in audio land or
50:07
in video land on YouTube
50:09
thanks so much for subscribing and listening and
50:13
for commenting and stuff like that it's
50:16
good it's great very happy
50:18
with a million people not
50:21
that not that all of them watch
50:23
every episode because
50:25
you get a million subscribers but yeah you don't
50:28
get a million views on every video it's
50:31
a funny it's a funny thing YouTube the
50:33
way it behaves but anyway
50:35
a million subscribers I am happy with
50:38
that that is great okay
50:41
right okay
50:43
well speak to you again soon then okay all
50:46
right so for now goodbye
50:48
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50:54
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