Karate fighting a wild beast might not be the best idea, but you're just stupid enough for it to work— maybe even more stupid. Ignoring every flashing evolutionary warning, this week we cover dropkicking birds, wrestling octopuses, and getting

Cannibalism

Mar 18th, 2018 30m 18s

You been eating fiber? Cause shit just got dark. That's because this episode cannibalism is back on the menu: We're gonna raid the funeral home and crank out some Soylent Green. Now, the case against cannibalism may seem pretty cut and dry (tho

Invade Canada

Mar 11th, 2018 24m 49s

Our Canadian brethren are suffocating under the soft velvet robes of monarchy, and it's up to the U.S. to "liberate" their vast natural resources I mean our Northern brothers and sisters. Assuming their border defenses consist almost solely o

Human Cloning

Mar 11th, 2018 27m 34s

Can you imagine you how much you’d get done if you had 20 copies of yourself? Though, I guess, that’s assuming they’d do exactly what you tell them. They won’t. They’re you. They don’t wanna have to do shit either.This episode we explore huma

Human Cloning

Mar 11th, 2018 27m 34s

Sacrifice Virgins

Mar 2nd, 2018 17m 16s

Boss sucks, long hours, tedious necessities of modern day life. Know what would help? Oh yeah, sure, a spa, that’s a pretty good answer actually. And a massage? Definitely a massage. Didn’t think of that before I asked. Well, I’m just embarrass

Bring Back the Guillotine

Mar 2nd, 2018 22m 6s

Let’s face it: Traffic court drags on waaay too long. So we’re dusting off a classic to argue for bringing back the guillotine. It’s fast, efficient, objective, and shinier than the new Apple Iphone.Plus, gravity does all the work. One switch

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