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Hey

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everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome

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to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself

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a drink, pull up a bar stool,

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and let's talk about what's been going

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on. Termites!

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Fire! Episode 153,

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look at

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us go! Post-birthday

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podcast.

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So much fun, so

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many things to talk about. All

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of the queens have exploded. Except

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Tanya. Tanya might have to go on the bench

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for a while. No offense, but she

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doesn't do a whole lot

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other than just her shows. Which is fine and normal.

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That's what a 60-some-odd should be doing.

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Shows and be normal. That's what you strive for. Yes,

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that's what I strive for. Normal. So

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do shows, go home, have fun. This

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lady Dana made

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me this giant Bigfoot for my birthday.

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It's super fantastical. Look,

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it's got the moon and stars in his head, but

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I

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think the moon is supposed to be his smile and then

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it's got north, south, east, west. This

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lady's coming to the Kansas City show. So

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is my dad's physical therapist, Matthew. But

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these are just some birthday items. This is baby cat

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on a mug with her mouth open and it says, fire!

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This was made by Katie.

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Yeah, this glass is baby cat in mid-yawn.

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Fire! She's drinking a little spot of cow.

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She lives in east Tennessee. Thank you, Katie.

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Thank you, Katie. This is perfect timing,

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because I've been looking for a tiny notebook

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in this house to write down my house chores because

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I keep forgetting. This

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is Bigfoot on Loch Ness Monster. Perfect.

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Riding around. It's hard as they say.

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And now I have a tiny notebook. This

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is from Jen and Steve. Yes,

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they – I don't know where they're from. It was on the outside

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and they got to the outside

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part of the way. Oh, Talking Stick. Are

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someone closer to Santa Fe? You know, somebody else

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said, I don't know why I don't work in Santa Fe. I have

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no idea. I don't think

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I ever have except corporate gigs. Is

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there a theater there you left? Yeah, there should be

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a theater there, right? Or, I

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don't know. I don't know. That's

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a good question. I don't know why I don't go

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there. Because I'd be interested. Sometimes

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you have to drive out of our yard. Well,

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I would fly to Santa Fe for

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sure for a show, speaking of which I added a bunch

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of shows. This

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guy – this made me laugh because he sent me $5. But

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you know what? You never get too old or

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make enough money that you don't care about $5 free dollars.

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That's a beer at Sam's. That's what he said

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it's for, too. And then he sent me some seasonings

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and Chipotle bacon seasoning

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and some horseradish. What's his name?

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Aiden. A-I-D-A-N.

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Yeah, and it's sent from Belfast. I thought, do people

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send something from Ireland? No, it's Belfast,

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Maine.

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Maine's Emmy, right? Yeah.

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Well, it counts. This came –

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and then I'll move on, you guys. I

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got every card. I got tons of cards. It was so fun

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to open them all. I opened a bunch on the play going up to

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New York.

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This is a Dame Edna coffee

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mug. Oh, hi! Yes, poor

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Dame Edna. Hello, possums.

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It's no longer

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with us. I

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did adore Dame Edna.

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And I do love it. Currently, Miss

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Richfield is still alive and fine performing.

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I just saw, I think – if you

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go to her website – no, it's –

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yeah, it was New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mr.

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Mike, thank you, Mike. Yeah,

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the cards are nice. These pretzels, which I'm going to be

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trying – these are the ones that I'm going to be using. These are called Pop

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Daddy Pretzels. I've seen these in the store, I've never bought

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them. My friend Bronson

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and Gibby, they sent a giant

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thing. There's like 10 of these.

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But this is the

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flavor I wanted to try first. It's garlic parmesan

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pretzels. Nice. Very

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good. Yeah, five stars?

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Five stars. Yeah! And I can

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put them in smaller bags and take them on the plane because when

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I have to,

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sometimes Delta doesn't go

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everywhere I want to go, sadly. And

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I have to go on Southwest sometimes. Oh,

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boo, boo, boo, boo. But

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their snacks are terrible. Southwest,

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you get me where I want to go. You don't lose bags,

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I'll give you that.

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But that stale bullshit

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snack mix that they throw around the plane,

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nobody wants it. But people eat it because

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they're bored or they're

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starving.

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It's like everything in their snack mix

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is just off enough. Like the shit my mom would

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just eat. And she's like, I'm not paying

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for honey in that Cheerios. And she'd get like OEOs.

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You're

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like, mom, these are not

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Cheerios. Everybody knows that. But

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this is what I'm gonna take instead of the Southwest snack

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mix, which is just appalling.

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Yeah, how much? It couldn't cost that much to

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fix it. Call rolled golden-ass

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for pretzels. Like everything in there,

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like there's Cheez-its in there, but they're not real Cheez-its. They're

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like Neez-its.

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There's some fake

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things. So,

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so much, and there's a lot more stuff, but I'll get to it

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one thing at a time because then I got swamped and stuff.

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The weekend was great. I had to go

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to New York for some work stuff, which was fine

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and danny, no problem there. And then,

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oh, I have stuff under here too. I

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didn't even get to that.

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And then my little friend

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Dorf came in

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and we got to go to Queen Stevie on Sunday

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night matters to the Square Garden. It was,

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it's amazing.

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She's 75 years old.

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Every song, the set list was perfect.

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She sings I sing for the thing money can't

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buy that song. I don't really,

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it's fine, but everybody kind of sits down. Maybe

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it's a run get your beer song and she knows that. I don't know.

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Maybe she's giving us a chance so we don't miss Landslider,

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Rhiannon or something great.

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It was packed, sold out on a Sunday. Yeah,

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and then she has a show every three days

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so she gets two days off. Well one day's not really off because

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that's a travel day. So one

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day off and then she'll be in Buffalo.

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Cool.

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Yeah, I mean, if you

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want to see,

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I

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don't remember.

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Yeah, and then there was

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a kind of a snap

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of mega proportions. I've

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never seen Stevie B on stage like

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silly, goofy, fun, yeah, but

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not you know,

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she's like, hello, welcome,

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and it's always

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kind of serious or whatever.

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Well, she's like, I'm so excited tonight

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because you're not going to believe this, but I brought

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a friend with me. Now we're in New York, so I'm thinking,

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it's

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a human. Oh, it could be Billy Joel. You

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know, like she's been with him lately or Harry

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Styles. She's in love with him. It seems like, um,

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no, it was not a real human.

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It was her own. It's my own Stevie

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Nicks Barbie doll. And Mattel

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has made Stevie

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a doll. And I think, and she goes, I

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was kind of surprised because as a rock

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star, all the things that come along with that like

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addiction, like I'm like, I'm

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sure in the meeting they're like, um, she was selling

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a bunch of shows there. She had a big Coke problem.

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Are we cool making a Barbie who's got a Coke

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problem? Well, not anymore. She doesn't have what

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she beat it. She went to Betty Ford. Good

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for you, as Rocky LaPorte would say.

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Good for you. But good for

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Mattel. Um,

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she, it's a pre-order thing and they're already

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sold out. Did you

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get one? No.

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Oh.

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went online and then my friend Dory

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tried to get one. Um, I'm gonna

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have to put Dorf on it. Because

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he secretly he knows her manager.

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Well, he doesn't really know. He's been

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in meetings with him. Irving

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A's office his name. He has the

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funniest nickname I've ever heard. Should

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I not say it? Why? I can't say it. He'll

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probably be banned from concerts or something. Probably.

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Um. You can Google

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it. You guys can Google it if you want to. It's

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just like, it doesn't even matter. It's

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just funny. Um, I was like,

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you call him what?

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No. He

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would probably be proud of it though. Probably.

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Maybe. I don't know. Men aren't proud of being extra

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short. And

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he's the short man. I guess I've never seen

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the man. I don't know. Um, so

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five stars for Stevie. Yeah. I'm gonna

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try to get the Barbie doll out of all the

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termites sent it to me. Well, along with all the birthday

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wishes on Twitter and all that stuff. Thanks for the animal pictures

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too, by the way. Because that's what I said. I

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like to see on my Twitter feed when I wake up on birthday. People's

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cats and people's dogs or whatever. Go whatever.

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Um, it was just a Sunday

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night. She's unstoppable. Five

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years away from AD. What are we doing,

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ladies? Yeah. She's two years

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away from AD. I think Cher's

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having all kinds of problems with the sun.

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Um,

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is

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that I think, you know, these people

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will, I'll tell you about Cher's thing. Um,

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and then Stevie did an

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interview with Vulture magazine and there will

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never be a Fleetwood Mac again because

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she said without Christine.

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But you did do Fleetwood Mac

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without Christine for 18 years. I

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thought so.

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But now

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you don't want grandpa Lindsay

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coming out either because he's mean and he

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mocks you. I wouldn't want that either. So who's

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that leave that

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you mix Fleetwood

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and John McVie who quit. He's

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in a pub somewhere drinking beer went. Yeah, I'm

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out. Um, yeah.

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a sailboat. He apparently likes

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to go on a sailboat.

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So no more fleet. That's fine with

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me though. As long as Stevie's still out there, I'm

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good. I don't need to hear go your

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own way. I'm good. I can see it to myself.

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I'm also tasting this from New York. So

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my friend Vic Henley, who passed away, comedian.

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He was, he was so funny. You

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should go online if you're on board. If you,

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if you like, he

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does a joke about Paula Deen. It's a very

10:32

long bit, but it is so worth it because he's

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Southern and it's when she got

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in trouble for the racial slurs and

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it's

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just, it's so if you could just Google

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Vic, V-A-C Henley H-N-L-A,

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well put in the notes and Paula Deen

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bit. But anyway, Vic used to take,

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get this dinosaur barbecue sauce. So

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I picked up some on the way in honor of Vicky.

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He would have loved to have gone to Stevie Nicks. I felt so, but

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I talked to his brother. I'm like, it's that

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died way to you for no reason.

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It's wonderful. It's

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kind of hot.

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Little tang. Yeah.

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Well done, New York. Yeah.

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And then I wanted to,

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I watched that show the Gilded Age. Did you

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guys watch that? It was on HBO. It's

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got Christina Braski and all kinds

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of good people on it. And it's about the early

11:26

1900s when the super rich were building those

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giant, Mark Twain

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came up with the phrase

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Gilded Age, but I don't think they call

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themselves that. But I thought, I

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wonder if there's any left in New York because

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I never have the whole day off

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in New York ever to act like a tourist.

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Well, I Googled it and there's not many and

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then the rain

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came. So it had foiled my whole

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plan. I couldn't even go when

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I was supposed to go because all the gordio is underwater.

11:54

It's ridiculous. Like

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the shit that happens

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these days just did not happen 20 years

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ago.

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Hey, I'm going to go to the airport. Oh no, I'm

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sorry. All of terminal A is underwater.

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What?

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What? Yeah. Go look at the pictures

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from that. It was crazy.

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So anyway, I went. But

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if you go to the St. Regis Hotel,

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John Jacob Astor, who's one of the Gilded Age

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people, he died in the Titanic. He

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was going to build it as his home personal home, but he built

12:20

it as

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the first Gilded Age hotel for tourists.

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I went in there. Yep. Had a drink. It's gorgeous.

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There's all kinds of historical

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things in there. The bar is great.

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I don't know that there's a famous painting

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in there too. It's the whole back of the bar. I

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don't know that I would stay there. I feel like

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the rooms. I'm more of a Marriott

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person. Can

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we get to the 1950s

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at least? I don't know. It seems like it could

12:51

be old people eat. I've never seen the rooms.

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Ah,

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they're nice. It's the King Cole

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bar. The

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King Cole bar? Well, I would recommend

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it. And I walked around everywhere. I

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walked over to Lewis's house.

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New York's not that crazy. The media

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would have you believe

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that there's like,

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you know, migrants sleeping in every doorway. There's

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homeless crazy people everywhere. And Lewis said that

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it's ticked up a little bit

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with the cray craze. Even Lewis knows.

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And he lived there his whole life, well, since he was 21

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years old.

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I thought it was fine. I didn't see

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anything

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extraordinarily weird.

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That's just my opinion though. And

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yeah, it's a wonderful

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review. It's just stop

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raining. Everything was fine. All right, let's

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move on to some Queen news.

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Dolly

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released that song. I never

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loved it. It's fine with that lady.

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I can't think of Linda somebody.

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I said, hey, hey, what's

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going on? Perry.

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That lady. That's fine. When

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I wake up in the morning, that

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is going to be on her own.

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That has been released if you would like

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to go listen to dolly sing that song For

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non-blots right, but Linda Perry's a lady's

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name right like she's the person well

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Well there you go the lead singer you could go listen

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to that that's the main dolly

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news share

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Yeah share listen to this shit

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This is crazy and

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this is bullshit that age 77

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chairs got a deal with this She

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hired four Men to kidnap

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her son Elijah blue almond She

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has a son who Greg almond was his father

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if you don't know the almond brothers are go look It's

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Ron Wade's favorite band ever um

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and that's his daddy, but his dad he's passed away Greg

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has She hired

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get four men to kidnap

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her troubled son from a New York City

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hotel where he was trying to reconcile with his wife

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Documents reveal as new photos shows strung

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out musician at the Chateau Marmont in

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days before taking

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to rehab

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Hollywood you'll share had

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her own son kidnapped from a hotel just as he was trying

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to reconcile with his wife on their wedding anniversary

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That's when your mom's got some power Well,

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I mean he's got to be 50

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like I take care of my parents. It shouldn't

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be the other way around they shouldn't be Get

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dragging my aunt maybe if you're in your 20s or 30s

15:25

But con how old are these people

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gonna get when you're still behaving like a

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crazy person um?

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She was worried about Elijah blues health according

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to the daughter-in-law Marie Angeli

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Angela King she said in court

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papers. I mean either they're getting divorces

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crazy

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She has reason to be concerned judging

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by the pictures We have obtained showing him

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disheveled at a different hotel LA's

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Famed Chateau Marmont hotel where

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he's been living for the last six months

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how

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I have been to the Chateau Barremont maybe

16:02

three times in my life for drinks. And

16:05

I love it because it's outside. The bar part's outside.

16:07

You're in a jungle. I don't want to be there

16:09

in the day, but at night it's all lit up. But

16:12

it's a douchebag crowd and a drink

16:15

is going to be $27. So you're

16:18

going to find me at Barney's most of the time. Barney's

16:20

Venerie if I'm in L.M. That's the bar I

16:22

will be in where they have pictures of beer and

16:24

breakfast burritos and the best winged ever. And

16:27

my friend Chauncey is the bartender. That's

16:29

where I would prefer to hang out. But it's nice to go

16:31

fancy every now and then and I would like

16:33

to see if I saw somebody's famous

16:35

or something. Did you charge up to my truck funds?

16:37

Yeah.

16:39

Six months. Are you a Gilderheinz person when you just move

16:41

into a hotel? The

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songboy is saying

16:46

that.

16:46

I can't. If I sent my parents a

16:48

bill for even one night at a hotel

16:51

they'd be like, what the hell is this Kathleen?

16:53

Is this a mistake? No dad, can you just pay that?

16:56

No. If we pay for you then there's

16:58

six other people that are going to be put out of the whole speech.

17:02

No, no, no.

17:02

He's been living there. I don't. At

17:05

first they found him out. He's passed out in

17:07

front of the thing

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like on the street.

17:09

At first he looked like he was dead. But

17:11

he in fact passed out a witness said. The staff picked

17:14

him up and took him inside. He's 47

17:16

years old. He's the younger

17:18

of Cher'su children. He's the son of her second-hand

17:20

lady,

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Greg Allman. We know.

17:22

He married this Marie Angela,

17:25

she's 36, who goes by

17:27

the name Queenie

17:28

in the rock band King in 2013. They

17:31

have no children. He admitted he

17:33

started taking drugs when he was 11. Wow.

17:36

Wow. Who is your nanny? Wow,

17:39

yeah, nanny. Fired.

17:45

Were you attending school like this?

17:48

Who's the 11-year-old on heroin? Yeah.

17:55

This lady that he's married to was born in Mumbai,

17:57

India to a British grandfather and German mother.

18:00

She's one of six.

18:03

They spent time. He admits

18:06

he has a long heroin addiction.

18:08

That's sad. It's very sad. Yeah.

18:12

Those are fixable. Takes a lot of work, but people have

18:14

done it.

18:16

Yeah, so I guess Cher's had it.

18:19

Cher did not respond. Oh my gosh.

18:22

I'm sure she didn't. I know. Yep.

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He's now back at rehab after a tumultuous six

18:27

months at the Chateau Marmont. Words

18:29

hotel staff regularly reached out to Cher due to

18:31

his apparent drugged out appearance. Virtually

18:34

every morning and afternoon, he could be seen in front

18:36

of the hotel on the sidewalk, either

18:38

leaning against the wall or sitting on the sidewalk smoking.

18:41

He would come out with a full cigarette. By the time he finished

18:43

it, he would be passed out. It always

18:45

looked like it was dipped in something. He

18:48

looked struck out and messy, like

18:51

he was a homeless person living on the streets. Wow.

18:55

That's terrible. And at 77,

18:58

she does not need to be worried. You

19:01

know, somebody should be taking care of you. Yeah, that's

19:03

sad. Checking in on you. But

19:05

no, Elijah is

19:08

running up a bill at the Chateau Marmont.

19:12

She's dating that man again. Oh, she has a

19:14

new album coming out, or so they say. I tried to do the

19:16

research, but it came in very late, late breaking

19:18

news. But she's with that guy.

19:21

And a lot of people are saying he's not

19:23

good for her. I don't know what's going

19:25

on there. I don't have any inside highways. I

19:27

got no inside tracks. I'm

19:29

going to

19:30

try. I'm going to try. That

19:33

was all my queen news. Yeah. Update! I

19:36

didn't know it was a queen news.

19:37

What?

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Oh, Tay Tay. Sorry, I forgot. Wow.

19:43

Tay Tay, Kelsey. Well, it's a lot

19:45

of queen news. Sorry if you hate this section.

19:48

I apologize in advance because it was long.

19:52

Tay Tay's mama. No, Kelsey's

19:54

mama Donna. Kelsey's mama Donna.

19:57

Why isn't that a song? Yeah. Has

19:59

endorsed. Tay-Tay. But

20:02

let's say you didn't like her. It'd probably

20:04

be best not to say that. Unless

20:06

you want 20

20:10

million, 20 and 30 something's

20:12

in your, and 40 something's in your front yard

20:15

saying you're an asshole. I

20:17

would just say even if he,

20:19

even if she was some, I'd go,

20:22

wonderful gal. Wonderful lady.

20:24

Wonderful lady. Wonderful

20:25

gal. Or does Donna live in

20:27

Wisconsin still? No. The mom? No.

20:30

Where do they live? I don't know.

20:32

Where's she? Where did the, where did the Kelsey live?

20:41

They're tracking her. Oh, they're tracking

20:43

her. Oh no, the children are coming,

20:45

the children are coming, the children are coming. Oh

20:49

God.

20:50

She has no idea what she's gotten herself into.

20:54

Aren't they from Wisconsin?

20:58

Orlando. How

21:01

odd. Are they from Wisconsin originally? No,

21:03

they're

21:05

from Cleveland Heights. Ohio. Ohio.

21:08

Okay. They

21:11

went to University of Cleveland? Cincinnati.

21:13

Cincinnati. The boys did. Yeah,

21:15

they're

21:16

from Cleveland Heights.

21:18

They're born right there. Okay. Well, Tay Tay's from Pennsylvania.

21:20

They should get along just fine. They're neighboring states. Exactly. Right.

21:23

And his brother plays for the Eagles. I know

21:25

the guy plays for the Eagles, the other Kelsey, and then

21:27

there's a man, if you don't follow football, on

21:29

the Eagles, a

21:30

running back, and his last name is Swift.

21:33

So Kelsey was standing there after Swift,

21:35

and but just like him that watch out. It's

21:40

just enough to make your head blow off. If

21:42

you don't

21:44

follow football, don't worry, I won't dwell on it,

21:46

but

21:48

they panned to

21:50

her more than they do the announcers or

21:52

the replays, and I love every minute. You know who's

21:54

jealous? Little crybaby, whiny,

21:57

whiny little bitch

21:58

Aaron Rodgers. He's so

22:01

whatever, uh, uh,

22:03

Kelsey Travis,

22:05

he did a

22:06

commercial to go get your

22:09

booster shot.

22:10

For COVID and Aaron's not playing

22:12

because he's

22:13

old and snapped his ACL and he thinks he's

22:16

coming back. And so he's already going on podcast

22:17

calling. He's so jealous

22:20

of Travis. It's attention. That's all

22:22

he wants attention. I truly believe that. Um,

22:25

he's saying that he's calling him Mr.

22:26

Pfizer because he did

22:28

the commercial.

22:30

Yeah. You're the one that said autonomy,

22:33

Aaron. You're the one that said we should all be able to

22:35

do what we want. Nobody should bitch about the other thing. Okay.

22:37

You don't get vaccinated. Fine. Nobody's,

22:40

who's nobody's bitching at you.

22:43

You take care of her mech and you listen

22:45

to what Joe Rogan says. You do you, but

22:48

if he chooses to do an ad, because he wants

22:50

to get the booster, but he wasn't

22:53

saying it's, it's never with Aaron, like

22:55

in a buddy, buddy, funny, I'm teasing

22:57

my friend way.

22:59

No, he's like, uh, yeah, Mr. Pfizer. He didn't

23:01

get too many yards because he was saying basically he played

23:03

like shit,

23:04

but she did not. He played fine. He couldn't play better,

23:07

but he's a little distracted. Hello.

23:13

So I don't know

23:15

though. Tay Tay's got to go on a world tour.

23:20

Well, they're both very successful. They

23:22

both have their own money. So you have to worry about does this person

23:24

want my money? But, um,

23:26

Ohio, Pennsylvania, that's

23:28

where she was born and then didn't move down to Tennessee.

23:31

So she was like 16. That's fine. Um,

23:33

I just think when she goes

23:34

on a world tour, he's young enough and rich

23:37

enough, he can pop up in some of those cities, but

23:40

take it from a lady who spent on a row,

23:42

somebody dragging

23:45

it down somewhere else. You guys

23:47

be free. Yeah. The

23:49

only one who mastered

23:49

that is Dolly. She told Carl, you stay

23:52

your ass at home and keep that asphalt

23:53

company. You keep it nine

23:55

to five. I don't want to hear from you.

23:59

Carl, this

24:02

is asphalt company.

24:04

That's hilarious. Up

24:06

day! Up day.

24:09

Um, the real

24:12

life Jetsons. You know I've wanted flying

24:14

cars since this podcast has began and I don't

24:16

understand why we do not have them.

24:18

I just don't. I also

24:20

don't understand why we don't have a bullet train up and down the

24:22

Las Vegas Strip but that's a whole nother matter. No,

24:26

the bullet train goes, it's up here. No.

24:30

Experts say we're on the cusp of a flying taxi

24:33

boom. With futuristic

24:35

vehicles set to make the skydive to Paris Olympics

24:38

next year.

24:38

Now,

24:40

you can't get too overexcited

24:43

though.

24:44

Well because there have been times

24:46

Super Bowls in the Olympics and things

24:49

like that where someone has come in and

24:51

a jet pack.

24:53

And I got all excited thinking those were

24:55

going to be issued to the mainstream general public

24:57

like myself. Nope. No.

25:01

Never happened.

25:04

The days of flying taxis are being consigned to

25:06

fiction

25:07

will be over in just a few years. The

25:10

Paris Olympics are coming up. I don't know.

25:14

A year from now the first commercial air taxi

25:17

will ferry visitors trips around

25:20

Paris at the 2024 Summer Olympics finally

25:23

heralding the arrival of the technology. That's

25:25

awesome.

25:27

Yeah, it's a new revolution. Come on. I've

25:29

waited since I was a child. You can't show

25:31

me the Jetsons when I'm five and tell me

25:33

that's going to happen. Well act like you acted

25:35

like it was going to happen. Nobody said hey this

25:37

is all bullshit. This is never going to happen. I believed

25:40

it. Right. And

25:42

what was his dog name? Me.

25:45

I can't remember the dog. I love the dog.

25:47

The Jetsons. The Jetsons dog. His dog

25:50

Elroy. Yeah. So it's

25:52

his son Elroy. Oh that was his

25:54

son? Yeah. Well I'd rather have been two dogs.

25:56

Absolutely.

25:59

Astro. Astro. That's right.

26:03

This guy said if we go outside at the moment

26:05

and look up into the air, it's mostly empty. And now

26:08

we will have technologies

26:10

to make much more use of that environment than we have in the

26:12

past. Investors around the world are pumping

26:14

millions of dollars into flying taxi projects, which are going

26:16

through various stages of testing.

26:18

Vertical air – we've covered all this.

26:21

VTOL aircraft can

26:23

take off straight up into the air

26:25

rather than having to build up speed. That's

26:27

what I – yeah, we can't have the ones

26:29

that need to build up speed. We need to go like

26:32

an osprey.

26:33

Up. Up. Up. Very

26:36

specific. Yes. Then forward.

26:39

We don't have enough area. No. No.

26:42

Yeah. This people – this

26:45

vertical aerospace, they have it so it goes up.

26:48

So just know – you'll

26:51

get in. You'll get in. You'll lift.

26:53

Levitate. You'll levitate

26:56

like Lewis said. I'm

26:58

going to tell you.

27:00

I will never forget this because it makes me laugh so hard.

27:03

A few years ago, Lou decided

27:05

he was going to try to, quote, exercise more. Lewis

27:08

Black. He won't even

27:10

care if I tell you this.

27:12

Lewis has never been in the inside of

27:13

the gym in his life. No.

27:15

No. But he does walk around New York

27:17

City and he plays golf. Like he does stuff,

27:20

but he's not a work outer guy. Like he

27:22

doesn't even have the proper clothing. The

27:24

one time I said to him, let's go to the gym,

27:26

he came around the corner in these khaki shorts.

27:28

I don't

27:31

even know. The tennis shoes were not –

27:33

no. Not no. Well,

27:35

he went – there's kind of a fancy

27:37

hotel in Los Angeles.

27:39

And he went down to the front desk

27:41

and asked the lady if they had a gym.

27:44

She said yes. And he asked

27:46

if it had a levitator.

27:50

And I said, Lou,

27:51

I don't know what that would mean. Does

27:53

that mean like in the Exorcist, do you think

27:55

you're just going to rise? And

27:57

he goes, well, you know the thing. With the

27:59

hand –

27:59

And the steps and

28:02

I go do you mean an elliptical? Well

28:05

yeah that I said or

28:08

a levitator I cannot walk

28:10

into a gym anywhere in the United States and see

28:12

those machines and not start laughing because he thought

28:14

that was Called a levitator

28:16

and I said that he goes she said no,

28:18

so I went back to bed

28:22

I tried This is 20 something

28:25

at the desk a levitator

28:28

and then he'll get

28:28

frustrated And he's loud anyway where

28:30

he'll go you know a levitator

28:33

like if he screams it It's gonna she's gonna understand

28:35

it more.

28:36

She's like yeah, we don't have any of those So he went

28:38

right back to buddy use that as the excuse well.

28:40

I had to go back to bed

28:47

Sam bakeman freed little

28:50

crypto crypto man. He's in

28:52

so so so much trouble and Then

28:55

we talked about his parents are In

28:57

on it now because they took a ton of the money and spent

29:00

it on all this shit. He paid Tom

29:02

Brady Tom my mom

29:04

I don't have his candle

29:06

anymore 55 million

29:10

dollars

29:11

for a week worth of work Yeah

29:15

So he made those FTX

29:17

commercials remember

29:19

yeah Yeah

29:23

Yeah, well this is when he was little

29:26

did Tom know Sam

29:28

knew things weren't good at this point Yeah,

29:32

so he was just spending the money like crazy.

29:34

It didn't even matter Michael

29:38

Lewis who wrote going

29:39

infinite the rise and fall of a new tycoon

29:42

Told 60 minutes that Sam

29:43

bankman free to his federal trial on fraud

29:45

is set to begin Beyond today as a

29:48

matter of fact. Yeah. Yeah, this is last

29:50

week's article. Um

29:52

He splurged on endorsements from Tom Brady

29:55

Stephen Curry and Larry David

29:58

Mm-hmm paid Tom Brady 55

30:00

million for 20 hours

30:02

a year for three years. Wow.

30:05

Wow.

30:08

Lewis who shadowed

30:10

bankman freed for those fateful months during which

30:12

his company went bankrupt and he was arrested and indicted

30:14

told CBS

30:17

that Brady initially reacted with sadness

30:19

after learning bankman's free

30:20

fall from grace. He really liked him and really hoped

30:22

that he brought and really liked the hope

30:24

that he brought

30:25

you know how many of these how

30:28

many of these young guys

30:30

in hoodies sleeping in beanbag chairs

30:33

eating cheese it's to become quote billionaires

30:35

overnight with the crypto

30:37

or the bullshit or whatever. How many are

30:39

people going to keep believing?

30:41

It's like we're in an era of it. And

30:44

then another guy I watched GameStop

30:46

on Amazon or Netflix about how the kids

30:48

did all that. Nothing wasn't smart.

30:51

But you got away

30:53

with it once. Is it gonna

30:56

like I don't know.

30:59

It's a children. Well,

31:02

this guy, this guy,

31:03

he's all he could go to jail for 110

31:04

years for what he's

31:06

done. Brady said now

31:09

he tricked me. I'm angry. I don't have anything

31:11

to do with it anymore. Now excuse me why go spend $150

31:14

million. Yeah, yeah, I

31:16

doubt you're giving it back.

31:20

So that's that trial. I'll keep

31:22

you updated though it's starting. And

31:24

the parents should be I don't understand how they're

31:27

not like on trial. You

31:30

spent it too. You know where it came from. Unless

31:32

you're gonna play dumb and say I

31:34

just thought my magical child.

31:37

God, if

31:39

I had if I even showed up with

31:41

a Porsche that kind of money

31:43

my parents would be like nowhere exactly to discover

31:45

them.

31:45

Like they would think I did something bad

31:47

if all of a sudden I had $3

31:50

billion they would question that

31:52

they wouldn't just take it. I know they wouldn't. They

31:55

would want to be very aware of

31:57

that. Update

32:01

Shakira, Shakira,

32:03

Shakira,

32:04

her hips don't lie,

32:06

but her tax returns may have. Boom,

32:09

I've been waiting to say that all

32:10

week.

32:12

Shakira charged with $7 million

32:14

tax evasion by Spanish prosecutors.

32:16

I knew

32:18

if

32:18

you listen to this podcast,

32:20

we talked about this a long time ago, but they hadn't

32:22

officially charged her, but there was

32:24

rumors. She's in the trouble

32:26

box. Shakira,

32:29

Shakira, Shakira, Shakira, Shakira,

32:31

Shakira, Shakira, Shakira, Shakira, Shakira,

32:34

Barcelona, Barcelona, Spanish

32:37

prosecutors have charged. Popstar

32:39

Shakira is failing to pay $7.1 million

32:42

in tax on her 2018 income.

32:46

She's Colombian. She's

32:49

alleged to have used an offshore company

32:51

based in a tax haven to avoid paying the tax.

32:54

Barcelona prosecutors said, she's been notified of

32:56

the charges in Miami where she lives according to the statement.

32:59

She is already due to be tried

33:01

in Barcelona in a separate case that hinges on

33:03

where she lived between 2012 and 2014. In

33:06

that case, prosecutors alleged she failed to pay $15

33:09

million in tax.

33:11

Oh boy.

33:12

This is going to be a lot of roach

33:13

holes. I feel a lot of roach holes

33:15

going up. A lot of

33:18

dances. Your hips better be

33:20

good. They

33:21

better be working.

33:23

Prostitutes in Barcelona alleged

33:26

the Grammy winner spent more than half of the 2012 and 2014 period in

33:28

Spain and therefore

33:30

should have paid taxes in that country

33:32

even though her official residence is the Bahamas.

33:36

You live in Miami. Your official residence

33:38

is the Bahamas. You're in Spain half the

33:40

year. Right.

33:42

She

33:46

doesn't,

33:48

she's made no comment and her people won't. They

33:50

said she's always been in accordance

33:52

with the law. It doesn't sound like it.

33:54

Shakira, whose full

33:59

name is Shakira.

33:59

Ciara Isabelle

34:01

Mibarac-Ripol has

34:03

been linked to Spain when she started

34:05

dating the now retired soccer player, Gerard

34:08

Piquiou. I

34:10

said that wrong, sorry Gerard. They have

34:12

two children, they

34:13

lived in Barcelona until last

34:15

year when they ended their relationship.

34:16

Ciara's single, oh,

34:18

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

34:23

Spain tax authorities have passed through a year of crackdown

34:25

on soccer stars like Lionel Messi, Cristiano

34:28

Ronaldo for not paying their full

34:30

due in taxes. Those players were found guilty of tax evasion

34:32

but avoid in prison time thanks to a provision that allows

34:35

a judge to waive the sentence for under two years in

34:37

length for first time offenders.

34:39

But here's the problem, Shakira's gonna be a second time

34:41

offender if the 2012 thing happens and then what?

34:45

I say you don't put her in prison, what

34:47

a waste. You get her ass out on tour and make

34:49

her pay it back. Exactly. Update.

34:52

Moving on. Moving on. Shakira.

34:56

Speaking of crazy,

34:58

let's just talk about

35:00

not that Shakira's crazy but we've

35:02

had a lot of crazy on this podcast

35:04

so far with Elijah Blue living

35:06

at the Chateau Marmont being

35:09

looked like he's been dipped in something. I don't even know

35:11

what that means. We

35:14

freed Britney and

35:15

now I'm not 100% sure

35:17

we should've. It

35:20

is not going well. Freedom

35:23

is not going, however, I

35:25

will always say it by my statement that I

35:27

know people

35:27

personally that are crazy than Britney and they are

35:29

out. Yeah.

35:32

Yep. You know, where's the line? They

35:34

can't have knives but. Well,

35:36

Britney got ahold of some knives. That's the problem.

35:38

Britney got some knives and she was

35:40

doing a crazy dance on Instagram

35:42

with the knives. And when you would hear him

35:45

click, you're

35:45

like, same real.

35:47

Big kitchen knife, like machete,

35:49

not machete, but like

35:50

big giant cooking kitchen knife. Then

35:53

she said, don't worry, the knives aren't real.

35:55

Then there's a video of her on the next day on Instagram

35:57

and she has band-aids

35:58

all over her cause she got herself. Aaargh!

36:03

Freedom! Freedom

36:05

is not going well. No,

36:08

I feel bad for her. I just don't think

36:10

this lady can get it together. And

36:12

if it's mental illness, it's hard. And who's gonna

36:15

help her? You can't trust her mother. She

36:17

can't trust her father. Her little sister's on the dancing

36:19

show or some shit. She's taking advantage

36:22

of the whole ride. She

36:24

needs a whole different family. She needs to go

36:26

to Minnesota and find a nice Lutheran family.

36:29

That's what I've decided. Somewhere cold,

36:31

where you'll behave more. If

36:33

you're in the sun a lot, you're gonna go do crazy

36:36

things. Yeah,

36:37

I think a nice...

36:38

I say that because I know the Lutheran

36:40

church took a lot of immigrants

36:43

when they didn't have a place to go and then they hooked them all up.

36:46

A lot of Somalians. This

36:48

is

36:48

Brittany. I

36:51

know you're gonna take all the Somalians during that

36:53

period when Somalia was having a bump. Is there

36:56

anybody want Brittany? Family? 41

36:59

year old blonde thing? She'd

37:01

make a fine living.

37:04

Update!

37:08

She has a lot of dogs, and they're in the background

37:10

of the video, by the way, the dogs. I was really hyper-focused

37:13

on the dogs. They're little fluffy things. Yeah,

37:15

I don't know what they are. But they were looking

37:17

at her

37:19

with the same amount of shock and awe I

37:21

was like, what are you doing?

37:24

And even the dogs were like... Nobody

37:27

was even barking. They were just like staring at

37:29

their... Oh

37:31

my god. This is Madison Wisconsin.

37:34

The Wienermobile is back after the

37:36

short-lived name change. We talked about this.

37:39

Some reporter, whoever wrote the story,

37:42

it doesn't say, waited

37:44

their whole life to write this line.

37:46

Some names

37:46

are just the worst W-U-R-S-T, as in,

37:49

Froug-worse.

37:52

Is that? Just four

37:54

months after it last, they said that the hot dog-shaped Wienermobile

37:56

was changing its name

37:57

to the Frankmobile, the distinctive

37:59

Wiener,

37:59

wheels is reverting to the original yeah it's

38:02

the Wienermobile nobody orders

38:04

a Frank is that an old-timey

38:06

term who's

38:08

I've never I know they're called ballpark Franks

38:10

but you don't go up and go can I have a Frank you

38:13

say can I have a hot dog a

38:14

hot dog

38:18

a hot dog hot dog can I

38:21

have a hot dog

38:23

dog

38:24

Oscar Meyer

38:27

announced Wednesday on Instagram that Frank Mobile

38:29

is toast the Wienermobile rides

38:31

again good that's it should have stayed that way

38:34

nobody said that it's

38:38

headed the Oscar Meyer was headquartered

38:40

in Wisconsin Capitol Madison for new 100 years before

38:42

moved to Chicago

38:44

in 2015 first Wienermobile was

38:46

created in 1936 and has gone through several

38:50

incarnations since the most famous

38:52

person ever drive one they're called hotdoggers

38:54

if you drive one US

38:56

speaker US house speaker Paul Ryan

38:59

who drove one for the summer in college

39:01

he's from Wisconsin

39:04

well you had a summer job

39:08

well maybe he was super

39:09

friendly as a hotdog person this is

39:12

amazing God

39:14

I couldn't control myself castle

39:17

worker finds

39:27

world's oldest scotch once enjoyed

39:30

by Queen Victoria

39:31

in the cellar of historic

39:33

Scots castle

39:35

it was already a century old when it was hidden away from more

39:37

than 90 years now 40

39:42

bottles of the world's oldest scotch

39:44

have been found during a clear out

39:46

of a castle cellar the

39:48

whiskey once enjoyed by Queen Victoria she

39:51

was a little short chubby one

39:53

look at her throwing back some

39:56

yeah it was

39:58

found in a hidden room in

39:59

Blair Castle Perthshire. I

40:02

don't know where that's at. I think somewhere in Scotland.

40:05

Trustee Bertie Trout unearthed the treasure

40:07

trove

40:08

when he moved an old door wedged against

40:10

an opening to reveal the forgotten cellar.

40:13

How great would that

40:15

be? He discovered the bottles and

40:17

covered in dust and cobwebs with a plaque

40:19

on a shelf stating that they were cast in 1833,

40:22

bottled in 1841, and

40:23

re-bottled

40:26

it in 1932 making it the

40:29

world's oldest whiskey. It's the oldest whiskey in the world.

40:34

It's hard to put a value on this sort of vintage.

40:35

It's literally history in a bottle. It's unlikely

40:38

we'll see anything like this again. The

40:39

remaining bottles will form part

40:42

of a display for visitors at the castle.

40:44

They look so magical with all the dust and history

40:46

pouring out of them. I'd

40:49

be tempted to open one. This one.

40:52

This one. After

40:55

dinner. Come on. Come

40:57

on. This one.

41:03

This.

41:05

I gotta go to Norway. That's.

41:09

I gotta get to Norway. Just days

41:12

after it was revealed that a man with a metal take

41:14

metal detector made the gold

41:16

find of the century. Where'd you hear about that? Oh and

41:19

there's five cats. We talked about this man.

41:21

In Norway.

41:22

A family in the country has made another unprecedented

41:25

discovery using the same kind of device. The

41:27

family was looking for a lost gold earring in

41:29

their garden with a metal detector when instead

41:31

they discovered artifacts dating back more than a thousand

41:34

years. I know.

41:36

This is crazy.

41:38

My dad used to tell me if I dug a hole in the yard

41:40

deep enough I would get to China. Right.

41:44

Did you have it in Canada? Well, I

41:46

dug a lot and I didn't find

41:48

shit. These people wander out with

41:51

looking for an earring and find

41:53

Thor God of Thunder's wallet.

41:55

Look

41:58

it's Thor's wallet.

41:59

No, it's kind of idea and everything in it

42:04

The acetic family was searching

42:06

for lost jewelry in their home in job foodland

42:08

job I'm food then but as soon as they turn

42:10

the metal detector on they stumbled upon a bowl

42:12

shape buckle and

42:13

another item to Be part of a Viking area

42:15

burial

42:18

Image of the count image posted

42:20

the council show the family with a Classman

42:23

a buckle and intricate engravings on the side

42:25

of their discovery

42:26

the discoveries made in the middle of the garden under a big tree

42:29

Experts believe the two metal artifacts were used

42:31

in a woman's burial from the 9th century They're

42:34

believed to be first Viking era discovery

42:37

in jump foodland an island off

42:39

Norway's southern coast

42:41

Expert knew there had been a settlement

42:43

dating back many years, but the available evidence

42:45

previously previously only existed to

42:48

the early Middle Ages

42:50

They did everything correctly and contacted

42:52

us first officials said

42:56

This guy the day I'd he's 51. He just bought

42:58

the metal detector

43:00

Oh, this is a different dad he found three nine pendants

43:03

three gold and does this guy we talked about last week Oh

43:05

good for you, Norwegian Finding

43:07

all kinds of crazy stuff.

43:08

Oh my god moving on to news. I Never

43:12

thought my life I could feel sorry for an alligator

43:16

Really feel sorry for it like

43:19

sad

43:20

Like I love to go everybody, you know, if

43:22

you've seen my act I go to get Gatorland

43:24

every time I'm in Orlando I'm fascinated

43:27

with alligators because on one hand it looks

43:29

like they're smiling on the other hand I know they could devour

43:31

me and instead

43:33

Well, there's an alligator that was found and

43:37

half of the top

43:40

of his Snout is

43:42

gone It's like his eyes

43:44

and then it's

43:45

somebody ate probably another alligator. They

43:47

eat they do eat one another He

43:49

survived but they didn't know how he was

43:51

even alive. I

43:53

Don't know. I don't think he catches

43:56

thing. I think some lands on his

43:58

open jaw by accident

44:00

Yeah, it's a huge under-breath.

44:04

But guess who adopted this

44:06

alligator?

44:07

Gatorland. No way! Yep,

44:10

so now I can go visit it! Yeah, I was going to see him! Uh-huh,

44:12

it was wandering around Central Florida with the top

44:14

half of its jaw missing, now has a name too.

44:16

They named her

44:18

Jauline! Get

44:21

it?

44:22

She continues to receive treatment

44:25

in isolation from the other gatorland animals. She

44:27

has gained about... Oh, she doesn't gain much

44:29

weight. According to Crocodilian

44:30

Enrichment Coordinators Savannah Bone

44:34

Gatorland, which took... I'm so proud of Gatorland.

44:37

And they have a lot of individual areas where this

44:39

one can kind of heal

44:40

on its own. They don't put it in the pond immediately

44:43

with a 1500, that would be terrible.

44:47

Hey buddy! They chose

44:49

Jauline from elusive names submitted by park

44:51

goers and

44:51

fans of the Viral Reptile. The

44:55

park has been in conversation with the animal and

44:57

human prosthetic makers about how a potential

45:00

prosthetic upper jaw for Jauline, but

45:02

has decided to hold off while the gator gets comfortable

45:04

and her new environment puts on more weight.

45:06

That's awesome! Yeah,

45:08

go for Gatorland! We're going to give you a home and the new mouth. Yep,

45:11

you're going to give it a whole new jaw. Isn't that

45:13

going to be exciting for you? You can act like an alligator

45:16

again. That'll just be so great.

45:18

How does it feel to have

45:20

your teeth

45:23

made? My teeth don't meet, so

45:25

maybe I should go down there and tell them. My parents forgot

45:27

to take me to the dentist for 20 years.

45:32

Well your teeth weren't broken, were they?

45:41

Oh my gosh, this is a little

45:43

souvenir, would you pay this amount for it?

45:47

$262,000, I would not pay this. It's kind

45:49

of cool though. They're making an honest

45:51

buck from Honest Abe. Two front

45:53

row balcony tickets from the night Abraham Lincoln

45:56

was assassinated inside Forre's Deer have

45:58

been sold at auction for a cool

45:59

$262,500. There's

46:04

a little travel tip for you.

46:06

If you ever go to DC

46:09

and you have an hour or so, go to

46:11

the Ford Theater.

46:12

I will be performing there in

46:15

a few weeks. Yeah, but you should go to

46:17

the Ford Theater.

46:18

I've been a million times. I

46:20

love it. I love it. I like and there's a hundred

46:22

tours you can take whatever and then in the basement there's

46:24

a museum and then across the street is what the house where Abraham

46:26

Lincoln died. They moved him across the street.

46:28

The beds were so tiny I would have

46:30

really rocked it out back then. Everybody

46:33

was so short. I'm like that was my time.

46:35

I missed it. He probably

46:37

seemed, oh he did hang over

46:39

it because he was over

46:40

six foot tall and the beds like my size it's

46:42

like five foot. Yeah

46:44

and they got to take that top hat off. The

46:47

trapeze,

46:49

trapeze, travzoid,

46:51

shaped tickets with a corner

46:53

believed to have been clipped on admission are from the DC

46:55

playoffs's performance of Our American Cousin

46:58

dated April 14 1865. There's the receipts 41 and 42 with the

47:00

section D penciled

47:03

in for

47:03

dress circle.

47:05

The tickets offered an unobstructed view of

47:08

the murdered president who was shot. Oh these

47:10

people. So it wasn't his seats.

47:12

It's just two that were in the theater and they

47:14

had an unobstructed view of him dying.

47:18

But that'd only be if you paid attention. You're

47:20

probably watching the play

47:22

and then on all that it's like a heckler. All of a sudden you

47:24

start hearing rumblings and you're like what's going on over

47:26

there and then you see kaboom. The

47:31

presidential box occupied the Lincoln's was also

47:34

located

47:34

on the dress circle more or less directly across

47:36

the street from the front row seats

47:38

represented by these two. The tickets are in perfect

47:40

condition. I mean without except the clip

47:42

part. Yeah

47:46

these type of Ford ticket theater theater tickets exceedingly

47:48

rare auction records revealed no

47:50

other examples offered since their original sales

47:52

part of the Forbes collection in 2002.

47:55

Another rare ticket from the performance which is kept

47:57

it

47:58

Hartons Harvard's The Fulton Library

48:01

was used to verify the authenticity

48:03

of the two dress circle stubs through consistencies.

48:07

They were not the most expensive for that evening. They

48:10

rang a total of 75 cents, whereas

48:13

orchestra seating was priced at $1.

48:16

Did they have Ticketmaster fees?

48:19

No. Everybody's complaining. They

48:21

should be.

48:22

I'm sorry for the ticket fees that are on my table, so I keep

48:24

my ticket prices low. I saw

48:26

the fees

48:27

of

48:29

what went on with some of these Stevie tickets.

48:32

Yeah.

48:36

Anyway, you know the rest of the story of Abraham Lincoln.

48:38

It was a bad night at the theater. He didn't make it. But

48:41

as a tourist, it's a little side people

48:43

don't really think about it. They go to the Smithsonian and all the big

48:45

things, but it's a great tour. And

48:48

the thing in the basement, it's

48:49

off the museum in the basement if it's still there. I don't

48:51

know. I haven't been, at least in probably five years.

48:53

Okay. Do you have $1.8 million?

48:57

No. I like it though.

48:59

Well, did you enjoy the movie Halloween

49:02

with Jamie Lee Curtis? I

49:04

never saw it.

49:06

The last scary movie I saw was

49:08

The Exorcist.

49:08

I'm like, I'm done with that now. That whole genre

49:11

can go fuck itself. Because I'm going to be

49:13

up for days thinking

49:15

I'm shaking in the bed. I'm possessed. I

49:18

did something. I've let the devil in. I can't.

49:20

I can't. No. Honestly,

49:22

I've never seen it.

49:23

But the house,

49:25

it's in Pasadena, is for sale.

49:28

The house that they filmed that you can

49:30

go buy it. Four bedrooms, an avocado

49:32

tree, and a home pack with charm.

49:33

Don't worry. There's not been a slasher killer year

49:35

in years. A frightening

49:37

new real estate venture has just hit the market for

49:40

the upcoming time, upcoming spooky season.

49:43

Yes, the house from the beloved horror film, Halalene,

49:46

is for sale. It could

49:48

be yours for $1.8 million if the price tag doesn't

49:50

scare you away. It's in South Pasadena,

49:52

and we know why it was made famous.

49:55

So, go ahead. I wonder

49:57

how many people, though, you'd have to really get that straightened

49:59

out with your real estate.

49:59

My realtor Ron Thomas he could do it because

50:02

you don't want every looky-loo coming in there. That's not

50:04

really gonna buy it Yeah, pre-qualify

50:07

or something It's a cult movie.

50:10

Mmm

50:11

Yes,

50:13

I understand a cult falling it's not like a cult

50:16

of people I get it

50:18

This is really

50:19

strange

50:21

so

50:22

In Los Angeles if you drive

50:25

up, La Cienega right before sunset,

50:27

it's very strange

50:28

There's all these like They're

50:31

not art museums. They're art

50:34

where you would go buy very expensive

50:36

things. I always just see rugs and

50:39

Buddha's statue. I never went in one because

50:41

I just figured I can't Well

50:43

afford it and be I don't really want

50:46

it. So um, but there's one I

50:48

used to drive by all the time a thief

50:50

slipped into a Ritzy LA art gallery to

50:52

steal an instant ancient statue worth 1.5

50:56

million dollars with the Daring Heights caught

50:58

on a Security camera the

50:59

bronze sculpture sculpture depicting

51:01

a cross-legged Buddha was swiped from the

51:04

Barracat Gallery in Beverly

51:05

Grove on around 345 a.m.

51:08

On September 18th the 250-pound

51:12

artifact goes back to Japan's

51:15

Edo period spanning 1603 to 1867 was believed

51:18

to have been commissioned as a centerpiece

51:20

of a temple

51:21

or museum. Hello people

51:24

I Don't I

51:27

really think my house is safer with a ring doorbell.

51:30

I move your shit here Nobody.

51:33

Yeah, nobody the cat Chapel

51:36

will not let you succeed. I Mean

51:39

they he pulled a truck up to the

51:41

back Where's your

51:43

alarm a moving truck

51:46

a budget moving truck pulled to the driveway

51:48

of the gate a hoodie wearing driver stepped out Bus

51:50

it open the gates scurried past the cameras into

51:52

the gallery using a dolly

51:54

How did he pick up 250 pounds that's even on a dolly

51:56

that's a lot

51:58

Then he moved the statue into the truck The

52:00

process took around 25 minutes. 25 minutes no one

52:02

came. Wow.

52:05

The gallery owner is very sad. He said

52:07

I prized it so much I had it in the back yard of my home. When

52:10

I moved to this gallery I put it in the back yard of the gallery for everybody

52:12

to admire and enjoy. Well this guy really

52:14

liked it. He really admired

52:16

it.

52:17

This

52:18

place features the largest ancient art

52:20

collection in the world for sale with other loca. I should

52:22

have went in there. Damn.

52:23

I

52:24

didn't really understand what it was. It just looked like

52:26

a rich person thing. I'm like yeah that would just kick me out. It

52:30

opened in 2017 and I was like wow.

52:34

Well hold on now. Here's the crazy part. I

52:36

do all this work. He

52:39

said he suspected the ancient artifacts

52:41

would be virtually impossible to sell without getting caught.

52:44

Right. Or the guy waits it out.

52:46

You wait out 10 years.

52:48

You can't just go on the market. You can't take it to

52:50

a pawn shop and sell it for a few thousand

52:52

dollars. It's just not possible.

52:54

It's like a museum heist thing where

52:56

what are you going to do this object right now. We're all very curious

52:59

and puzzled to be honest.

53:00

Considering all the possible outcomes he

53:03

expressed that the thief might melt the centuries for

53:05

bronze. No he's not going to do that.

53:08

Maybe he wanted it.

53:09

Maybe he admired it that much and thought I want that

53:11

for my yard. Yeah. I

53:14

think I'll take my plastic from here. Hold

53:18

on though. Because it gets better. This

53:20

is the history of the thing. We don't need all that. But

53:23

yeah. Hold on.

53:25

Buddha is back.

53:28

The $1.5 million statue is recovered.

53:31

What? Yeah this all happened

53:33

by the time I did this bucket. Oh my god. One

53:35

point million. Mystery surrounds the theft. LA

53:38

police recovered the stolen 250 pound Japanese

53:40

Buddha statue valued

53:40

over 1.5 million.

53:43

But the suspect is not believed to

53:45

be the original thief in the mystery. Shill shrouds

53:48

the heist of the centuries

53:48

old artifact.

53:50

Paul Henderson director of the gallery in

53:52

Beverly Hills said the bronze statue was found Saturday

53:54

night stowed in the bed of a truck

53:57

with no license plate.

53:58

We're ecstatic for shock.

54:00

He said

54:01

he said an anonymous tip

54:03

was what clued investigators onto its location

54:06

the registered owner of the vehicle Identified

54:09

as Justin Livak 44 years old

54:11

was arrested

54:11

on suspicion of receiving a stolen property. He

54:13

was cited and released

54:15

Well, why'd you do that?

54:18

They said their arrest

54:20

was in connection and the discovery but he's not

54:22

believed to be the thief The

54:24

stuff was reported moment. We all know that

54:26

so they got it back Somebody ratted

54:29

somebody

54:29

out somebody got nervous. I think

54:31

and said what the hell are we gonna do with this? We

54:33

can't sell it.

54:34

What are you gonna go on the show pawn

54:36

stores start? Hey,

54:38

look what I found.

54:39

You guys give me any money for this.

54:42

No, okay Okay

54:45

No, no, okay

54:48

Let's talk about Well,

54:51

this is just there's this is just a little

54:53

this is a tiny announcement To

54:56

book break book sales record at Christie's

54:58

auction. Here are the most expensive books ever

55:01

sold a

55:02

Pair of books by Agatha Christie

55:04

and Arthur Conan Doyle once owned

55:06

by English musician Charlie Watts broke

55:08

individual records for the beloved authors at

55:12

Christie's Auction house in London Thursday

55:14

months after an 800 year old copy of the Bible

55:16

earned the title of the most expensive book ever

55:19

Yeah

55:21

an Agatha Christie once sold for

55:23

sixty three thousand nine hundred

55:24

sixty eight breaking her personal record and

55:27

Then the arthand konner doi won was two hundred twenty

55:30

six thousand dollars

55:31

Both books belong well to rolling

55:34

stone drummer Charlie rots watts who died

55:36

two years ago Thursday was the first day of the part two

55:38

Auction of his jazz books and jazz

55:40

memorabilia.

55:40

Look at this little order. Look

55:43

at sneaky Charlie Watts

55:44

collecting Sneaky

55:46

Charlie getting all the expensive books

55:48

in the world throwing them right on his own shelf Look

55:51

at you. Yeah,

55:53

good for you. Charlie Charlie.

55:55

Good for you, Charlie Tupac!

56:03

An arrest has been made

56:04

in the Tupac. Yeah.

56:06

Yeah, and I gotta start watching the thing about

56:08

who killed, cause it starts out with B-smalls.

56:11

If you don't know what I'm talking about, if you're

56:13

an older termite,

56:14

um,

56:15

the rapper thing, spent 27 years. Yeah.

56:19

Kiffy Dee was in the car, he admitted he

56:21

was in the car, then they find out as all this other. He

56:23

bragged about doing it,

56:25

why it took this long. I'm

56:27

waiting for another documentary

56:28

that's probably already made at this point. Um,

56:32

Iced Tea said a bunch of shit about it, and

56:34

it's true. Yeah. It's ridiculous.

56:37

The brother, Tupac, has

56:39

taken aim of the Las Vegas detective after they announced

56:41

a charge against a 60-year-old gang leader. I mean, he's 60 now. And

56:46

the murder of the rapper who's been bragging

56:48

about his involvement for a year. Dwayne Kiffy Dee Davis was taken

56:50

into custody. Remember on his

56:52

podcast, we said a couple months ago, they'd gone and

56:54

searched his girlfriend's house. Yeah.

56:57

Or his house, or I don't know how they have it all worked

56:59

out on paper, but, um,

57:01

his step-brother called,

57:03

um, Arrest

57:05

Bitter Sweet. This guy's been running his mouth

57:07

for years, so why now? For us,

57:09

this is not over. We want to know why and if there were

57:11

any accomplices. Yeah, I mean...

57:13

Yeah, they think it's because he beat up his—they got in a fight.

57:16

He got in a fight with his nephew, Kiffy Dee's

57:18

nephew. Mm-hmm.

57:19

It'll come out. It's awful.

57:23

A Netflix documentary previously

57:26

named Davis's nephew as a shooter. They're

57:28

not sure he was a shooter.

57:30

Okay. But he probably bought the gun. He was in

57:32

the car. He was—he's older than them. You

57:36

know,

57:36

he did it. Well, he was a Compton-Kripp gang leader.

57:39

He even wrote a memoir confessing to his role

57:42

in the fatal shooting.

57:43

I mean, it couldn't give you more information as cops.

57:46

I do not understand.

57:47

I'm not dogging the cops day by day. Right.

57:50

In his investigation,

57:51

this was

57:52

dog shit.

58:01

Kathleen, baby shoe

58:03

man, and handed

58:05

him the murder

58:06

weapon before he fired. Cops

58:08

say that Davis started to devise a plan to kill

58:10

Shakur and Marion Shugnight

58:12

after they attacked his nephew at the Mike Tyson

58:15

boxing match.

58:16

They added the rapper and his manager were with the members

58:18

of the Mob Piru gang,

58:21

and they knew that the shooting was a gang investigation

58:24

from the Offset.

58:27

Yeah, go watch the Netflix thing. It's amazing.

58:29

But now he's arrested, and I think he's going

58:31

to be found guilty.

58:33

And speaking of Vegas, the sphere

58:35

has opened. Does

58:37

everyone familiar with the sphere? It's

58:39

going in, see that? Kind of obsessed. You see, I'm

58:41

a little obsessed with it because one

58:44

day it's a giant round

58:47

building they've created. It's a performance

58:48

place in Vegas,

58:50

but they could do

58:50

all kinds of crazy things in there. IMAX movies and whatever

58:53

they want.

58:53

But it's a giant circle.

58:56

I saw it being constructed a while back,

58:58

but I didn't really understand what it was. One

59:00

of the times I had to go work.

59:03

But a couple weeks ago, it was an emoji,

59:05

and

59:06

it was a smiling face,

59:08

and it was blinking really slowly. And

59:11

then it fell asleep. And

59:13

that's when I decided it's my leader.

59:16

I want to live by it. I want to

59:18

get out in the morning,

59:20

and I would do whatever it said. Because

59:23

it's so big. Like if it came out and he was

59:25

on fire, and he had like little devil

59:27

horns, and he had pitchforks going like this, I would be

59:29

like, yes, we're angry today, okay? We're angry.

59:32

What should I do? What should I do? I wait for a command. But

59:35

when it fell asleep, and then it winked at you at the end, it went,

59:38

okay? It was wonderful.

59:43

Now they would say it

59:46

was open, and U2 is

59:48

the band they

59:49

chose.

59:54

I mean, I'll go see U2. They're

59:56

fine. Bono's

59:58

a little in love.

59:59

love with Bono for my taste. I

1:00:02

know. I read a review of somebody,

1:00:04

some guy went, a reviewer person,

1:00:07

he said it was boring and depressing

1:00:09

and that they looked like tiny little dots

1:00:11

and everybody's so obsessed with looking at the rest

1:00:13

of the place because there's just shit everywhere above

1:00:15

you, beyond you, on the side of you. Yes well

1:00:20

I mean I guess you can choose if you

1:00:22

want but if you're doing one

1:00:24

love, one, that song which I never

1:00:26

even like

1:00:27

I like Sunday Bloody Sunday and then let's

1:00:29

start marching and shooting and I'm

1:00:31

so sick of it. That's

1:00:35

a

1:00:35

good Irish rebel song.

1:00:38

This guy wrote, I'm gonna tell you what it was like,

1:00:40

for several years in a serious, spherical

1:00:43

structure has

1:00:44

been rising in the skyline of the desert playground,

1:00:46

teasing visitors in recent months with its wraparound

1:00:48

LED screen, transforming the giant orb

1:00:51

into a planet, a basketball

1:00:53

or most distractingly a blinking

1:00:55

eyeball. I didn't love the eyeball. I

1:00:58

liked

1:01:00

the tennis ball, they did that

1:01:02

for the years. Two billion,

1:01:04

two point three billion dollar venture, that's

1:01:06

how much it cost. Made his

1:01:08

public debut with two concerts by U2. Does

1:01:11

it live up to the hype?

1:01:12

This guy says yes, yes with a few caveats.

1:01:15

Describing this fear concert experience

1:01:18

is a challenge because there's nothing quite like it.

1:01:20

The effect of little light being in a giant planetarium

1:01:23

or a juiced up IMAX theater inside

1:01:25

a giant spaceship

1:01:27

built by Madison Square Garden Entertainment

1:01:29

is being built

1:01:30

as the world's largest spherical structure. 366

1:01:32

feet tall, 515,

1:01:34

516 feet wide. Yeah, I would go, I just

1:01:46

wouldn't pick U2 as the blast-off

1:01:49

band.

1:01:50

I think a lot of people are fine,

1:01:53

but you're like, yeah, I'll go. And

1:01:55

then they have their fanatics.

1:02:01

Imagine Dragons are fun. The

1:02:03

drums in there would be great. But yeah.

1:02:08

They're

1:02:08

doing 25 shows there.

1:02:10

And then I don't know what. Oh, next week

1:02:13

brings the premiere of Postcards from Earth, a film

1:02:15

by Darren Aronfosky

1:02:16

that promises to take full advantage. That'd be

1:02:18

cool.

1:02:19

It's an immense tour of the planet.

1:02:21

Wow. Yeah. More concerts

1:02:24

in 2024. Yeah.

1:02:26

Yeah.

1:02:26

So the U2 tickets,

1:02:29

they were some as low as 150, 200 bucks.

1:02:31

So if you wanted to go to just get

1:02:33

in the sphere and

1:02:35

then you're going to get your beer, that's $27. Yeah.

1:02:38

Do you

1:02:41

have $65 million?

1:02:47

Cool.

1:02:47

I

1:02:50

just love it. There's this many rich people out there just

1:02:53

pissing money away. Oh, with Abraham

1:02:55

Lincoln's theater ticket.

1:02:56

Yes. How much? Quarter of a million? No problem.

1:03:01

$65 million. Christie's is going to sell

1:03:03

a

1:03:04

Monet.

1:03:06

Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo. Water Lily

1:03:08

painting in November.

1:03:11

Mm hmm.

1:03:13

Two meters wide by one meter tall.

1:03:16

It was in his estate when he died in 1926. It's

1:03:18

been in the same private collection since 1972. As

1:03:21

far as we can tell, it

1:03:24

has never been seen publicly, which

1:03:26

also means it's in great condition.

1:03:30

We don't know what the

1:03:31

people in that house smoked on the stage. You

1:03:33

don't know.

1:03:35

I think that's just crazy. Now,

1:03:37

see that I could understand buying because it's an

1:03:39

investment and you could have it in your house. But then

1:03:41

think of all the security you'd have to have your house. It would

1:03:43

just be crazy

1:03:45

because people would know you have it. The

1:03:47

bad people would know that.

1:03:49

Speaking of art museums. And

1:03:52

then I'm going to look, I got two more stories.

1:03:56

A German museum employee has been

1:03:58

caught shamelessly swapping out.

1:03:59

original paintings

1:04:01

for fakes to fund his life, his lifestyle.

1:04:04

What?

1:04:06

I do not understand

1:04:07

what is going

1:04:10

on at art museums.

1:04:13

Like can we have a meeting? I'm not even in your

1:04:15

world. People are walking out with 250 pound buddhas.

1:04:18

People are throwing paint and spaghetti at shit. Nobody's

1:04:21

stopping them. Soup. Soup.

1:04:24

I mean,

1:04:25

this guy is amazing.

1:04:27

He spent the money on a new

1:04:29

apartment, wrist watches and a Rolls Royce. What?

1:04:33

A German museum employee has confessed

1:04:35

to an audacious scheme. After

1:04:38

he was caught swapping out paintings with forgeries and selling

1:04:40

the originals to fund a luxurious lifestyle, he's

1:04:42

received a suspended prison sentence of one

1:04:45

year and nine months and must pay back

1:04:47

the $63,500 to the German museum. No,

1:04:50

he's not. He's a 30 year old. He stole

1:04:52

three paintings while working at the museum in Munich as

1:04:55

a technician. Wow. He replaced

1:04:57

the paintings with fake while they were in storage, consigning

1:05:00

the originals to a Munich auction house. He sold them.

1:05:03

Is there not one

1:05:05

fucking camera? Hey,

1:05:07

what's that guy doing? Looks

1:05:09

to me like he's taking an art painting down

1:05:11

and putting one up that looks very much like it. Is that

1:05:14

cool? Oh my God.

1:05:16

I mean, the

1:05:18

things that are going on. Wow.

1:05:20

Yeah. After two more paintings

1:05:23

were switched out as fake,

1:05:25

they kind of caught on.

1:05:27

After attempting to sell a fourth one

1:05:30

at another Munich auction, he was unsuccessful.

1:05:36

We regret that though works were stolen. We

1:05:39

cooperated closely. I mean, well,

1:05:43

they sold the three. They're gone now. You

1:05:46

have to beg for the general public to return

1:05:48

them. Right.

1:05:52

The defendant shamelessly exploited the opportunity

1:05:54

to access the storage room in the employers'

1:05:56

buildings and sold valuable cultural

1:05:58

assets. Okay. You

1:06:01

don't have cameras in your storage rooms

1:06:02

where you store paintings. What

1:06:05

is his job? He

1:06:07

was a technician. I don't know what that means in an art museum.

1:06:11

I don't know.

1:06:12

He had a gig there though. Wow.

1:06:15

It's just amazing to me. Do

1:06:19

you have any art tech tournaments? I would think there would just

1:06:22

be... Cameras everywhere. I

1:06:24

assume there's cameras everywhere, everywhere you go. But

1:06:26

especially in an art museum. Now

1:06:29

this lady... Then we're going

1:06:32

to do lyrics. This lady gets...

1:06:34

Apple.

1:06:36

I don't have any. I

1:06:39

have a Mac Air Pro and I like it. But I don't. I

1:06:42

have an Android. I

1:06:46

don't have an iWatch. I have the oldest Fitbit ever made and I got the rest of them

1:06:48

in my APA. Because I know the children will hoard them from me and then they'll jack up the

1:06:50

prize. Because they know there's old people like me that are

1:06:52

not. I don't know. I

1:06:54

don't know. Because

1:06:57

they know there's old people like me that are going to say... I

1:06:58

have to have that fit. I can't

1:07:01

learn

1:07:01

a new Fitbit. Can't do it.

1:07:04

It's very old.

1:07:05

So I'm right

1:07:07

now.

1:07:09

4.6 miles. Wow.

1:07:11

Look at me.

1:07:12

12,400 steps.

1:07:14

How do I do that?

1:07:16

Anyway, I do understand though that Apple people are in

1:07:18

love with their stuff. You

1:07:22

love it? I'm very impressed

1:07:25

that my 75 year old uncle Jim, Jim

1:07:27

Madigan, my dad's brother, he has an

1:07:29

iWatch.

1:07:30

I was shocked.

1:07:32

He just doesn't seem like a techy guy. A

1:07:34

pipe fitter his whole life.

1:07:38

He's like, yeah, I get all

1:07:40

the messages from the kids. The new breaking news.

1:07:42

I'm sitting here with my Fitbit. I'm

1:07:45

like, I'm a lot younger than you. I'm

1:07:47

not doing any of that. Maybe I'll

1:07:49

go

1:07:49

get the Android Watch. Really

1:07:51

turn some heads.

1:07:52

For my Android 4.

1:07:59

I've gone into the Apple store though because

1:08:02

of my Mac air book

1:08:03

for the one in Nashville done on Broadway

1:08:07

It's uh, it's crazy It's so

1:08:09

busy and the guy was telling me I won't

1:08:12

say his name the guy that works there that it's a lot

1:08:14

of drunk girls On Broadway the bachelorette parties

1:08:16

they drop their phones and the screen breaks and they can't not

1:08:18

have a whole batch

1:08:20

So they'll pay crazy

1:08:22

fees to have it expedited

1:08:24

to fix They

1:08:35

put it in the middle of all the honky-tonks and

1:08:37

bars and I'm like really really Apple is

1:08:40

this gonna are people gonna go Oh, I think you know

1:08:42

in the middle of doing moonshine shots

1:08:43

and getting hammered. I'm gonna go buy a new

1:08:46

computer

1:08:47

Really, but it's working. I mean

1:08:49

the place is packed

1:08:50

But I think this lady that

1:08:52

I'm gonna tell you about should be featured

1:08:54

in their new ad campaign Woman

1:08:57

rescued from outhouse toilet climbing

1:08:59

in to retrieve Apple watch

1:09:03

First of all, she should get a new watch

1:09:05

immediately if Apple cares This

1:09:09

is not that far. It's only 240 miles

1:09:11

north of Detroit

1:09:16

Bagley Township, Michigan,

1:09:18

I don't understand I've been to

1:09:20

upper peninsula of Michigan and they had

1:09:22

toilets I don't understand

1:09:25

why there's an outhouse involved

1:09:29

She might have been camping a

1:09:31

Woman was rescued Tuesday from an

1:09:33

outhouse toilet in northern Michigan after she climbed

1:09:35

in receiver

1:09:35

Apple watch and became trapped

1:09:37

The woman whose name was that

1:09:39

released lowered herself inside the toilet

1:09:41

after trapping the watch at the Department of Natural Resources boat

1:09:44

launch at Dixon Lake in Ostigo

1:09:48

Counties Bagley Tump, so she was

1:09:49

launching a boat That's

1:09:52

their bathroom

1:09:55

First responders were called when

1:09:57

they heard the woman yelling for help and

1:09:59

was rude

1:09:59

removed

1:10:01

and a strap was used to haul her out.

1:10:05

If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do

1:10:07

not attempt to venture inside the containment

1:10:10

area. Serious injury may occur. Yeah,

1:10:12

like a heart attack on them in a pile of shit. How

1:10:15

about that? The police did not

1:10:17

say Wednesday if the one was injured or if the watch

1:10:18

was recovered. Bagley Township

1:10:21

is about 240 miles northwest of Detroit.

1:10:24

Apple needs to call this lady

1:10:26

right now. First she gets a free watch.

1:10:29

And then we do an ad campaign

1:10:31

with her. How much do you love your, you don't want

1:10:33

to encourage the children to do things, but

1:10:36

she should get rewarded

1:10:37

for that. And obviously

1:10:39

she doesn't have a ton of money to just go,

1:10:41

ah fuck it, I'll buy another one. She wanted that watch.

1:10:44

It meant a lot. Maybe

1:10:47

she was somewhere that's

1:10:47

hard to get from. Yeah, it could be hard to get.

1:10:50

Every time I go down there, I see all those sad

1:10:52

children, they're always like, yeah,

1:10:53

we're sold out of that. Every watch band, those kids

1:10:55

want that, yeah, we're sold out of that. While

1:10:57

I'm waiting, I go to all of their computers and put my website

1:11:00

on. And

1:11:01

it won't leave until someone else changes it. So

1:11:03

I make the whole place of Kathleen Madigan

1:11:05

Road ad. You're

1:11:08

going to make me wait. I'll show you what I'm going to do.

1:11:11

I'm going to go to each computer.

1:11:13

Alright, it's

1:11:16

lyrics

1:11:16

time.

1:11:18

Then I'm going to tell you where I'm going. This

1:11:22

is a song from the Talking Heads.

1:11:24

Psycho killer, casket say,

1:11:27

casket say, fa la la better,

1:11:29

run run run, oh oh oh,

1:11:31

psycho killer, casket say, casket

1:11:33

say, fa la la la better, run, ay ay

1:11:35

ay ay.

1:11:39

Yeah,

1:11:40

psycho killer, I remember the song, casket

1:11:42

say. You

1:11:44

sang that? Yeah, rode around in my car

1:11:47

driving around, psycho killer, casket

1:11:49

say. David Byrne, Talking

1:11:52

Heads.

1:11:52

And it got hard. Because

1:11:54

she, she, wait,

1:11:57

I did take high school friends. Jafé,

1:11:58

Siswala.

1:11:59

La, sui, sua, la,

1:12:02

rélaison mon asper,

1:12:04

je m'ai l'as ver a bluré,

1:12:07

okay?

1:12:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we are

1:12:09

in vain, we are blind, I

1:12:12

hate people when they're not polite.

1:12:14

Oh my God. That's a lyric.

1:12:15

Wow. Let's move on to Tay

1:12:17

Tay. Or

1:12:20

as I like to call Tay Tay songs,

1:12:22

mean emails.

1:12:27

Meet me at midnight. Start

1:12:29

at the ceiling with you. Oh, you don't ever say too

1:12:31

much and you don't really read into it. My

1:12:33

melancholy, I've been under scrutiny. Yeah,

1:12:35

oh yeah, you handle it beautifully. All

1:12:37

this shit is new to me. I feel the

1:12:40

lavender haze keeping up on me. Surreal,

1:12:42

I'm damned if I do give a damn what people say.

1:12:45

No, the 1950s shit they want from me,

1:12:48

I just want to say it in that lavender haze and

1:12:50

they all keep asking me if I'm going to be

1:12:52

your bride, the only kind of girl they see is a one

1:12:55

night oral wife. Oh, that's

1:12:57

a different

1:12:59

job.

1:13:01

Oh no, that was directed

1:13:03

at. By

1:13:09

the way, I finished the Bob Ross movie, The

1:13:11

Joy of Painting. I would not recommend

1:13:13

you watch that if you liked Bob Ross and you

1:13:15

enjoyed the painting show.

1:13:16

It's very depressing,

1:13:18

it's very sad and it doesn't have

1:13:20

a good ending.

1:13:24

Oh, I won't buy anything from Bob Ross again because it's

1:13:26

not Bob Ross. It's these horrible people called the Kolowski's.

1:13:30

What piece is it? Utter crap.

1:13:33

And yes, could they justify it and say, well, we

1:13:35

did do this and we did. Yeah, but you know what's right and

1:13:37

wrong

1:13:38

and you know that it's kind of wrong.

1:13:41

You could make a deal with his kid. You

1:13:43

don't need all that because that one painting we talked

1:13:45

about on the podcast, so from now on, 9.8 million dollars,

1:13:48

they got that money.

1:13:49

It's awful, just awful. I don't

1:13:51

watch it if you liked Bob. If you don't care about Bob, watch

1:13:54

it, it's interesting. So

1:13:57

we announced the spring 2024 tour. I

1:14:00

think it's confusing when they say spring, but that's what

1:14:02

the agency says what I have to say. But

1:14:04

it's really January

1:14:04

through April. So

1:14:07

it's winter to me.

1:14:08

I'm like, why aren't we calling it winter? And

1:14:11

then I just hear Kathleen, we're not doing that. And

1:14:13

I go, oh, okay. I

1:14:17

don't care enough to fight about it. It's

1:14:19

the Kathleen Madigan party tour.

1:14:21

Boom.

1:14:23

Where are we going?

1:14:24

Oh,

1:14:25

well, I don't have those dates on here yet.

1:14:28

Oh, they go on sale Friday.

1:14:30

The pre sales today. Yeah,

1:14:33

the code is potluck.

1:14:35

One word. Okay. And

1:14:37

then here's the city where I'm going now. These have already

1:14:39

been announced. But in case you forgot,

1:14:41

Richmond, Virginia, Charlotte, Des Moines, Kansas

1:14:44

City, Virginia Beach,

1:14:44

Washington, D.C., Fort Worth, Houston,

1:14:47

St. Louis,

1:14:48

Denver. Second show at it. I thought

1:14:50

that was.

1:14:53

Um, Eugene,

1:14:55

Portland,

1:14:56

my cousin Tommy. Yeah. Everything's

1:15:01

up.

1:15:02

Well, so they're on sale tomorrow for the pre sale

1:15:04

today. Okay,

1:15:07

great.

1:15:08

I don't know. I've done

1:15:11

so many videos and saying so many things.

1:15:13

I don't know. I've got a carnival

1:15:15

person. I'm a carnival person.

1:15:21

I know. Jan Arden sees my thing.

1:15:23

The list of where I'm going. She's like, oh my God.

1:15:27

Jan goes on the road that hard too, but she

1:15:29

just goes into crazy areas of

1:15:31

Canada

1:15:31

where I'm like, where's that city? It's

1:15:35

her and Chris reason their ass somewhere. So

1:15:40

I got to go through these things next week. But all right, termites.

1:15:42

That's what I got for you. I hope

1:15:44

you. Oh, here's the thing. There will not be

1:15:46

a podcast next week. I apologize

1:15:48

in advance, but I'm going to hang out with

1:15:51

my dad in between gigs and I will

1:15:53

not be organized. And when

1:15:55

I'm hanging out with my parents,

1:15:57

be a little difficult

1:15:59

to come.

1:15:59

concentrate on other things other than what's right in front

1:16:02

of us what I'm

1:16:03

really gonna do is set up their YouTube

1:16:05

TV so He can watch all the football games

1:16:07

and then the credit card that got

1:16:10

canceled somewhere has now canceled their Amazon

1:16:12

We're gonna fix all that and do

1:16:14

all kinds of little chores

1:16:15

down there

1:16:17

But anyway, I apologize I cannot in

1:16:19

between the road gigs because it's Richmond Charlotte

1:16:21

and then Des Moines Kansas City and I

1:16:24

will not be back in in

1:16:27

Las Vegas, I will be in

1:16:31

Ozark Vegas Ozark Ozark

1:16:33

Vegas Ozarkus Ozarkus

1:16:36

Ozarkus I will

1:16:38

be in Ozark is with

1:16:41

um

1:16:44

Yeah, well I would recommend Scamanda

1:16:47

My favorite

1:16:49

podcast line they won't remember Scamanda

1:16:53

it's

1:16:54

so crazy

1:16:58

I'm a terrible marketer. I'm a terrible salesperson

1:17:00

too

1:17:02

They try to make me sell ads

1:17:03

at my first job They were like

1:17:05

Because I work for this magazine because I was a journalism major

1:17:07

and I was supposed to write the stories take the pictures

1:17:09

and sell The flipping ads and I'm like, well, I'm

1:17:11

not a salesperson

1:17:13

I'm horrible at that

1:17:14

And so like the first round came and

1:17:16

I had sold no ads and they're like Kathleen and

1:17:19

I'm like they said no I

1:17:21

called

1:17:23

Well, did you keep I go no because when an adult

1:17:25

tells me no, thanks. I'm good. I believe them You're

1:17:27

just an asshole who wants to keep yelling at

1:17:29

them. Well, here's some more things you should think of You're

1:17:32

the kind of people I hate buying shit from so

1:17:35

I'm not a good marketer even for my own stuff,

1:17:37

but

1:17:40

My fantasy team in the children's

1:17:42

league I'm destroying hopes and dreams left and right I'm

1:17:45

dominating I there's people crying

1:17:48

Yeah, but gambling is hard and you need to learn that when

1:17:50

you're young if you're gonna get in the league prepare

1:17:54

Then the next league I'm

1:17:56

doing very well the very

1:17:58

expensive league with my older now

1:17:59

I'm getting trounced.

1:18:03

I haven't won a game.

1:18:04

I was six points away from

1:18:06

winning it last night and Geno Smith

1:18:08

Left the game hurt.

1:18:10

I only needed six more points out of Geno

1:18:13

Geno Shmino and he was gone. I

1:18:15

Have

1:18:18

to get a new quarterback for that week. I just been

1:18:20

busy

1:18:21

busy busy busy busy Doing

1:18:25

videos. All right turn right set that I

1:18:27

gotta go pack

1:18:28

to go to Richmond

1:18:30

Charlotte and both of those

1:18:32

are fun with Michael Somerville. He's

1:18:34

a lot

1:18:34

of fun. He's very funny comic himself. Um We're

1:18:38

gonna help