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Hey everybody,
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it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's
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Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull
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up a bar stool, let's talk about
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what's been going on. Termites!
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Episode 160! Fire,
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magic, fire, magic.
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Stuck up my wand with a little hair
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tie I've retrieved from baby cat. They
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can't have them. I've seen Instagram videos of cats with
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a hundred hair ties in their stomach. And
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I think she's decided not to meow. When
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she meows, she goes, but no noise
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comes out. And it's
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just for attention because Curtis, my neighbor, is
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a vet. He's like, she's fine. And she's
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acting normal. She just goes, she doesn't want
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you to leave. She
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saw the suitcase. She's mad. She
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should be mad. I don't want to
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leave either, but I'm excited to go to
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Eugene, Portland, Seattle and the villages once
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again. Episode
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160. Let's start with what, this
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is a holiday drink I'm recommending to all
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termites. Evan Williams
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eggnog. It's just perfect. Get
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your own nutmeg to put on top. Kentucky.
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It's Kentucky straight bourbon. Well,
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three fourths of the bottle is gone. Blended
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whiskey, rum and brandy, 15%
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alcohol, careful termites. It
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doesn't taste like that either. It's
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easy to trick you. I have that
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and a beer back for this episode.
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So many things. Let's start right
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out of the gate with who's behind me. Our new
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king. Welcome to the court. Sir Snoop Dogg. You've
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been knighted. I
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decided we need a king that
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was pretty cool. And he's just
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cool. I liked he tricked everybody
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with these, give it up smoke. And it was a
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smokeless fire pit. I like
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his Corona ad on the. I thought he was
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like 60. He's 52. I'm actually
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older than Snoop Dogg Whose
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real name is Calvin so we're gonna
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call him Calvin on this show. Yeah,
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Calvin dog King
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Calvin And
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you only get to be a king or queen if you
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do a lot of charity work and his is youth football
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He's getting started a youth football league in California. There's
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now 1500 kids involved. He coaches
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one of the teams And
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he's gonna expand to Chicago. I read about that now
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his charity is not on the level of Queen Dolly But
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he's not as old as her no, and he doesn't have
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um she's by God You know, we're
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just by a little bit of hillbilly lion going on.
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I think she has 2 billion They
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say 1 billion All
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right. I don't know yeah a lot Tay Tay has
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more Tay Tay's the richest
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I think yeah Stevie's
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way down in the doghouse her tickets cuz I
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cuz I go to the Stevie shows her tickets
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are not Tay Tay prices The
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little shares probably got a good amount Yeah,
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anyway, so that's what
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we're drinking get it. It's at
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your local liquor store. It's not hard to find. No,
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this was like 14
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yeah, I thought it was closer to
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20 This
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is yeah the big one you can get the
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big one to southern style holiday Delicious
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we'll move this down here for now and get
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this desk. Look notice the desk is cleaner Turmites
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and if you watch on YouTube, I'm gonna move
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all this shit to a different place in
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the house Yes, I'm tired
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of being up here I'm
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getting a little classier. I bumped
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up the Roadcaster to a pro because the other
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one broke. It's not like I So
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there's money being poured into this production
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need to do one thing after another
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Yeah, um, yeah, I'm gonna make it
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more fun more cozy sometimes up here
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cuz it's cold And I mean there's heat up
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here. You wouldn't know if I looking at me right
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now with my blinking Chiefs Yeah
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That's what we're drinking. Welcome to the court, King Snoop.
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Let me get this out of the way. We got
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one more queen coming too. We
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got another queen coming? She's on back order.
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Oh, she's on back order. She must be popular. Oh,
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the children's queen. Oh, right. The queen of
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the children. We've moved Tanya
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over there. She's not retired. She
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just doesn't do
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