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Hey everybody,

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it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's

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Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull

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up a bar stool, let's talk about

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what's been going on. Termites?

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Welcome to episode 161,

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said in my

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Stevie voice. Well

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I'm in my Bucky's outfit. My

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Bucky's onesie. It is Christmas time.

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No more shows for 2023. I'm

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not off, off. I have some work to do.

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But thank you. I ain't gonna go back and

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count how many shows. I'd say it was 200. I

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don't know how many cities. Probably,

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yeah probably. I don't count travel

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days. I have to count those for the accountant guy. That's

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usually why I know how many days I was on the road

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because he demands that number and then I have to go back

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and count my calendar like a moron. So

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many things. Back

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from the West Coast, the Pacific Northwest.

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Very spooky. I never think of it

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as being cold up there but it was cold, cold.

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Rainy and cold. Yeah. I

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always think of it as like Portland rainy, whatever. Seattle

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rainy. But I've also been there a hundred

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times in the summer when it's beautiful. So

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many things to get to. So much news.

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Big Queen news, big Queen news, big Queen news.

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Eugene is where I went. Home of who? The

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Oregon Mighty Ducks. Well, it's the Anaheim Mighty Ducks. They're not

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the Mighty Ducks. They're

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the ducks but it's cute because in town there's

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duck prints all over. So you follow the duck prints

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to wherever you need to go. And they were

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all excited about their big college game against Washington

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but Washington won.

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And then that final four, they

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put Alabama in and everybody's all mad about that.

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But I agree. I'm all about Alabama as we

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all know I was taught to hate them. I don't really have a reason

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to hate them But FSU without

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the quarterback that's not one

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of the four best teams Sorry, is

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it fair? No, everybody keeps screaming on these

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is for Jose like nothing. I like the

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fucking fair No, no start learning that younger

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way younger than college. Yeah, you should have

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learned that like in second grade. That was

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bullshit That's right Johnny. That was bullshit and

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you're gonna say that a lot of other

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times in your life Unless you're the richest

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little bastard ever walk in the street. Yeah,

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the Walmart kids aren't saying that life's fair to

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them The

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Walt and children so many things came

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backstage I'm gonna go through this I like to

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say thank you I know some people be like

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I don't want to because people make such an

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effort Even the ushers are like

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we've never seen this many things backstage. Are

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you sure? I'm like make it all bring it all

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If I can't take it home, I give it to the staff. They get so

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excited Yeah, cuz like somebody brought

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me all these Jack Daniels whiskey's and I couldn't

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take them all home Yeah,

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like a lot of bottles like whoo, what do

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we drink it first of all Evan Williams eggnog

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I know some of termites went out and found it and

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then sent me pictures of them with their bottle in the

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car I'm like, I hope that's not open. Well, I

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don't care if it's open, but the police might come

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open. Um, Mm-hmm.

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I Got nutmeg it's

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on top. Yeah. I also have a

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beer a ruby ale from the I got there's so

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many The Northwest is

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really great with craft Brewers

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and stuff. Yeah, they got a million you couldn't drink

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them all if you lived this whole ten lifetimes. Um,

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there's so many Great different

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beers. This one's a Ruby ale and once again,

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I fell for the can because it's like a

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witch holding a moon and

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a star at Mm-hmm.

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And then mens Mcmenemens. Yes.

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Um What are

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we gonna start with uh, Kayla

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and Carl Yeah,

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they're in Eugene at the Holt Center, which wow go

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on my instagram and look at that place. It's really

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fancy It's really cool. This ceiling

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is really weird and really cool. These

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two are originally from Nebraska. Yeah,

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and then I wonder what, like if you're from Nebraska

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and you move to the Pacific Northwest, I wonder how

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many days you just sit there and go, whoa. It

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shouldn't even be America. It should be lower

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Canada. It looks like you've gone

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to another country. And yeah, even the

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Seattle Airport feels very international.

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It's very international, feel the Delta

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Lounge. Everybody's very exotic. I'm like,

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oh, I just came for a

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bagel. Look at all these fancy people. Yeah.

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They brought me some popcorn. And

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this is garlic, carrot,

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habanero sauce. Yeah,

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and it's called the Sauce Lord. And it's

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a picture of a man who looks like

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he runs a cult. So I'm gonna taste

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that. Since I kind of forgot my

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snacks last week. There's so many so many things. What

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are you gonna do? You're out of time. Oh

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my god. Yeah.

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Very hot. Yeah. You gotta really be ready.

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Wow. I just did too much of that.

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Well, thankfully I have a

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backup beer to my eggnog.

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They recommended going to

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McMinnemann's anywhere in the Pacific

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Northwest. The bars and historic

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building was a secret room. So I did not

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have time to do that. I didn't have time

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to do a lot because I had to go from Eugene to Portland

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and Portland to Seattle. So it's a lot of up, get up and

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go. Cheryl and Vincent got the

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local beer. Thank you. Most of it I bring home.

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And I didn't have my beer monster Michael Somerville with me.

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I had Michael Palasek, who also is a

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food and he's a more of

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a food monster. And he's so in shape.

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And I'm like, how many times you eat a day?

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He's like, three definitely most of

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the times five. I'm like, Oh my god,

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five times a day. If you want

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a lot of people asked who was the opener

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this weekend, it's Michael Palasek. You can go find

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him online. Yeah, because he

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does. The clubs in the cities where you see

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him with me in a theater. He will

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at some point do the club there, too guaranteed

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Yeah It's so many cat

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things Katrina and Mark brought some to There

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was so many cat that baby cat I

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opened the suitcase and she knows the greenies

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She knows the bags and was just like

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what the actual fuck Now

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I'm not mad you left. It's half of

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a bag. It's just catch it like if

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Delta ever over my bag I am officially

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the crazy cat person like I don't even

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care Zach and

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Sean my girl might get her might Somebody

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called themselves a coastal turbine. I liked it. Yeah.

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Yeah I never

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have gotten to go to the Oregon coast though And I really

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want to go my mom's my mom's favorite place on earth that

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she is not easy to please She's always crappy if we

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leave the house so for her to

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say that just in general. Why would we

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leave? Oh mom stop? She's

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she can be a naysayer on that Um

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We got a can of Chuck's gourmet

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Cat food backstage. Yeah, I haven't given it

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to the cats yet That was

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Anna Marie and Paul and Lisa Oh

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flowers backstage Which is always nice and I got

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to keep them through two cities and then I

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give them to Whichever person

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I deem needs flowers that night before I leave

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because I can't fly them home and Michael and

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Roseanne Cocoa bomb whiskey which is

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right here, which we're gonna try a little of

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this. It's a chocolate whiskey Right

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little that seems Christmasy. Yeah. Yep.

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We're gonna talk about some Hallmark movies here too

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in a minute There's

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a good chance I can vomit after this podcast I'm mixing

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a lot of things here It's

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good Wow I taste the chocolate

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And I'm not a chocolate person. That's what's wrong

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with chocolate to me. It doesn't have alcohol in

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it That's the problem all these

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years. Oh My

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god The

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germites um well they invited me to their wedding

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last summer and I could not attend I'm

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sorry Zach and Shawn I would have things

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to do. They brought me Mother of Storm's

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English Ale, which we drank backstage

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That's the manager of the brewery. Yeah, wouldn't

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that be a fun job? Like why

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don't people ever tell us about those things in

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school? Like University of Missouri they

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were like you can be an accountant. These

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are the majors Um a teacher

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I'm like no no engineer

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No hard no and

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then you know business majors or You

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know, I was the fuck off one public

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relations. Whatever the one that isn't hard. That's

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the one I am Well,

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I am sitting in a beaver's shoes. I had to

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suit from Bucky's but you know, I've made it a

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long way on earth So there you

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go. I guess you don't need to know but I

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just wish people would have told us about fun jobs

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in college Or high school or something tell us Something

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outside the box like yeah go manager, but

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see they wouldn't even have had those when

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I was his age No,

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what are we I'm gonna be the manager of

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an hyzer bush I mean that's our brewery or

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you know, you're gonna go up to Wisconsin or

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somewhere. No, it's not gonna happen Moving

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on to Portland I was very sad because I didn't get

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to see my cousin Tommy who lives in between Portland Seattle

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because the rain in Portland was snow

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When the passes and just that

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kind of language makes me feel like people

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are not related anymore Now he speaks like a

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Canadian, you know, there's snow in the past. No Tommy.

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I don't know. I don't know what a pass is

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I don't know what you're talking about. It's fucking raining.

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You're lying. It's like not up here. He was a

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lot Yeah,

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so they get a lot of

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snow and all that the weather people this

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is another thing of the Northwest They

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are dressed in whatever they felt

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like if most of its dudes and

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like they'll just be some shirt kind of hanging

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in and Out and some weird jeans. I don't

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hate it. You don't have to be all stodgy

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to do the weather But it

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is beyond casual. It's the next

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level of almost who I

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just don't get of a shit and got

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here late. We're almost there. We're not there

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yet, but we're getting there. Um,

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this was one of the crazy. So Portland, I had so

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much fun because there's a place called Jake's steaks. Everything

10:12

in there. It's like a fancy

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bar, but not fancy, fancy,

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just upscale instead of just a, you know, wings

10:20

bar. It's got like, you have steaks and mashed

10:22

potatoes and like real fancy drinks, but you could

10:24

sit at the bar and every, that's what I

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love about the Pacific Northwest too. No one's overdressed

10:28

for anything. So like I asked the guy at

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the hotel, I go, can I go in there?

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And this, he goes, uh, lady, it's Portland. You

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can wear whatever you want. But I mean,

10:37

everybody's dressed like at any moment someone

10:39

might go, we're hiking up Mount Rainier right

10:41

now and they're ready. I'm like, oh wow.

10:44

Look at everybody. I even, yeah, they, they're

10:46

ready for rain. They have backpacks and have

10:48

tons of things in them that are useful.

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Um, but Jake's is a

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shout out to Jake's because I actually went there twice.

10:56

Yeah. And then I tried to find Michael to go for

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breakfast, but I couldn't find him. So I didn't go for

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that. And then I went for a Spanish coffee at Huber's

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if you've never been to Portland, maybe I'll write all this

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down for your termites in case you ever travel and you

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want to go to the same weird places I would go.

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And the Spanish coffee in case you don't know is on

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fire. So super

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exciting valley alcohols on fire.

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Um, that gig, it's

11:20

the Arlene Schnitzer performing arts and I like to

11:23

call it the Schnitzel house. Um,

11:25

I'm sure she would be offended at that,

11:27

but I'm guessing she's not longer alive. Maybe,

11:29

maybe she's alive. Sorry, Arlene, if you're alive,

11:31

but just the Arlene Schnitzel

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Schnitzer, Schnitzer, it's

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funny, the Schnitz. That's what they all call it. This

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guy, uh, back or

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maybe it's a lady, I don't know, brought me,

11:44

um, freeze dried minnows

11:46

for the cats. Oh my God. They

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have not been tried yet. I wanted

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to show the bag. If you're watching

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the full YouTube video, there's actual minnows

11:55

in here that are freeze dried. Well,

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I think cottos. Kato will eat

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anything. Kato's a pig and a horse and

12:04

baby cats. No, no. Chappos

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ain't finicky, but yeah. Yes,

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they're real minnows. They're and

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they're gluten-free. Well, I should send them to my

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sister. Here you go. Here you go, Kate. Hey,

12:16

you want something that yeah, I'm gonna take

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them to Christmas and go here I brought you a gluten-free

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appetizer and I'm gonna put it in a really nice bowl.

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Yeah. Well, she shot it.

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My sister shot a minnow once. What?

12:29

As a drink like no,

12:31

no shot no at a bar at

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a bar the other at the lake the Ozarks they had a

12:36

shoot a minnow thing. Yeah,

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and there's a live minnow in it and she

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did it because we told her the only person that

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got one was the person who had the cutest smile

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on the bar. And my brother told her that she

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believed it and they're like you got to do

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it so we all started chanting and I could

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not believe she did it. It I where

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the minnow went no, that's

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what's crazy about my sister. She could have a

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hundred drinks and she seems no different. There's something

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off with her. I

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don't know her chemistry her makeup her

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hyperthermia. She just she

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can handle a lot of crazy alcohol, but

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maybe I'll say I'm gonna take those at Christmas. Put

13:15

them in a fancy bowl. Yeah.

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My sister has two cats Coco and Cha-Cha.

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Coco is blush. That's the official color.

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They're both from well. Cha-Cha

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was found out at the farm. She's

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black now all black black

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nose black whiskers. She's awesome looking. But

13:36

common looking they let a cat into the house for

13:38

two days. It was not Cha-Cha. Yeah,

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it came through the door and then

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she's like I just found out this cat in my house

13:44

is not our cat. And I was

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like what? And

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yeah, it Cha-Cha

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acted acts feral like she can be

13:54

really mean and bite and stuff. It's

13:56

like you know what you were wild for

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like two weeks. She

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acts like she lived in Africa for 18 years

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and had to fend for

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herself. Like, anyway, moving on. Susan

14:07

George Holly and Brian, White

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Tiger IPA. It was delicious. Yes.

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Other stuff. Shannon, sherry, greenie,

14:15

cat tears, lots of cat stuff and

14:17

goldfish for me. Yeah. Michael

14:20

was I in those too. What? It

14:25

is a lifesaver on a plane. One of the

14:27

Delta ladies must listen to the podcast because she

14:29

apologized and she didn't make goldfish. And I'm like,

14:31

how would you know that? How would you know that that I forget

14:34

they have a little list of who's where I'm

14:36

like, yeah, it

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was very nice. Shawn and Debbie

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brought me red breast whiskey. Yep,

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that'll be saved for Christmas. Because I don't I

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was out because my friend drew came and drank

14:46

it all and I forgot that he drank it

14:48

all. And then somebody else. So

14:50

Dorp somebody asked for it. I'm like, Oh, yeah,

14:53

I've written. I'm like, no, I don't that was

14:55

here. That alcohol pig. Deb

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Leslie and Karen left handed playing cards. What

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up for the left handers? Who's left handed?

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I think it's only like 5% of

15:04

the population Google it. See

15:06

how many people? Richie.

15:10

Harry and the Hendersons DVD. That

15:13

was hilarious. An invitation for he

15:15

asked me to come to a bar and he had

15:17

a perfect bar. I just couldn't go because I went

15:19

to Seattle that night. I've already been there. Yeah. 10%

15:22

are left handed. And

15:25

they have video poker at his bar. So I guess

15:27

gambling in Oregon in a bar is legal. Or he

15:29

could be the

15:31

sketching one or we have but I don't

15:33

know. Sarah Lee, TJ Mariah Bruce

15:35

and Colleen bought potato chips. Ruby ale

15:38

that that's this delicious.

15:41

And then Don and Jen. Shout

15:43

out to Don. I

15:45

got your note. If you could

15:47

email the team email, there's something I would like

15:49

to do for you back. But I

15:51

will need some information from you like a phone number

15:53

or something like that. Just email if you go to

15:55

my website, that it says team

15:58

email. So that's from Portland. And

16:01

I don't they got my Bigfoot stickers and

16:04

very fun stuff. I don't remember Oh

16:08

the lottery ticket with the Oregon's cuz I'm always like what if

16:10

I win after wait till I go back to Oregon Because I

16:12

have to text this ones in my purse. I haven't gotten rid of

16:15

their winners And then I'm like, I just was

16:17

in Texas and I flippin forgot I've

16:20

loved them around for a year. They'll expire

16:22

by the way termize I didn't know that

16:24

games expire, but they still have a self-addressed

16:27

envelope emergency Bigfoot listed Okay,

16:29

these are Bigfoot noises. I

16:31

got a lot of big fists. This is a hall Snort

16:43

Roar That

16:46

was here the shit on me if I was in the woods that then

16:48

it sounds like a lion Here's a grown

16:50

this is when he's had it. He's just had it

17:00

Do what And

17:03

then Seattle saw it flood I

17:05

don't understand why more people don't go to Seattle

17:07

for fun Like you

17:09

never hear people say even in LA like oh,

17:11

we're gonna go up to Seattle. It is far

17:13

I get that but if there's so much to

17:15

do it's so fun. The market is so great

17:18

The flowers obviously in the winter are not as

17:20

up to speed as the summertime, but they were

17:23

interesting. They look like winter flowers and

17:25

one side By the

17:27

way the Pike place I would say pikes it's Pike

17:30

Yes, I played there good and

17:32

I know it's a kind of a hacky thing

17:35

to do, but it's wonderful It's the home of

17:37

the very very very very first original Starbucks But

17:39

now I'm never gonna stand in that line that

17:41

line is Ridiculous, and it's just a Starbucks when

17:43

you get in there because I have gone in

17:47

When there wasn't a line But

17:49

you know people want to get their picture taken whatever

17:51

but there's so much good clam chowder down there And

17:53

I mean there's a million things to do in Seattle

17:56

But that I was staying down there by

17:59

there and then my favorite Irish pub Kel's

18:01

is in the the alley and

18:03

post alley and post alley and

18:05

I went ahead and again It's in there. I met some

18:07

termites took a picture with them. They

18:10

were super normal It's always nice to know that you

18:12

guys are normal like sometimes when I see somebody freak

18:14

out when I walk in well

18:16

one time Well, I

18:18

don't know like oh This

18:21

could go either way Totally normal like most of

18:23

the termites are people I would just go talk

18:25

to at the bar anyway Yeah

18:27

normal in there having an afternoon drink

18:30

It was a little too dark for the day though because it was

18:32

always it it was already pretty dark

18:34

with rain Yeah,

18:38

um Seattle is the Moore theater

18:41

one of the greatest theaters in the whole country If

18:43

it wasn't so far I would take a special there, but then

18:45

all you know You got to get everybody up there, and

18:48

I don't know It's

18:50

on my list. There's a downstairs bar That's like a bat cave

18:52

for the people like when you come in you can go down

18:54

there and have a drink a lot of People don't know that

18:57

go down to the bar in the basement, and

18:59

it's like a cave. It's super cool

19:03

So and then we'll move right on after I

19:06

do these but Seattle Marine brought

19:08

me beer great Told

19:10

me about the Tacoma Renier's that's their

19:12

minor league team super fun Lizzan

19:15

Debbie Pat this is amazing this says Matt

19:17

against Bob Cassie's are golf head covers I

19:19

am currently gonna go throw out whatever I

19:21

have I even know what's on my golf

19:23

club Oh, I know I have Margaritaville from

19:25

Lake of the Ozarks because I like to

19:27

represent the Ozarks But these

19:30

are handmade stitched. I mean it's

19:32

amazing No

19:37

others exist that's right. Thank you.

19:39

It's it's the paddles one. Yeah

19:42

And it says establishment. It's the actual logo It's

19:45

beyond awesome. I don't even know how much

19:47

that will cost or how much work that would take, but

19:50

it's amazing And

19:53

then they would take me a big-foot candy dish, maybe that's what

19:55

I'll put the minnows in when I go to my sister And

20:00

then wait to see if anybody says anything. I'm not

20:02

gonna announce it I'm just gonna cut that bag open

20:04

and put them out One

20:07

of the kids will say something and I'll just ignore that I'm

20:09

gonna wait for an adult to say what

20:11

the fuck is that Kathleen and I'm gonna

20:13

say it's gluten-free minnows and I think

20:19

Cheryl and Stacy shout out for the ornament

20:21

Erica. Oh Liquor bottles

20:23

we oh, that's what we drank with the

20:25

crew afterwards. Yeah the tiny airplane battle Yeah,

20:27

we all deserved a shot because they're getting

20:30

ready to be done too. They

20:32

have like weird Christmas shows up to them Yeah,

20:34

I Won't

20:37

say somewhere on the

20:40

road. What's the figure

20:42

lady with the Christmas show? Now

20:50

I like Martina McBride and

20:52

I believe she's probably my age and good

20:55

for her We're still keeping it going

20:57

but this one guy backstage was like, I

20:59

mean, I'm looking at this shirt these shows and what's

21:02

the meat Martina? Who Christmas show

21:04

he's like 25. I'm like Martina McBride

21:06

show some respect She worked very hard. Cut

21:08

your music and she's developed some fun little

21:10

Christmas show You get your ass out there

21:12

and you put it wherever she demands whatever

21:14

she wants you would you want snowflakes falling?

21:16

You fucking make it happen Michael I

21:25

Kelsey or mom Beverly it got me buffled

21:27

one of these buffalo snacks. Sorry

21:30

eat one no. Oh Ellen

21:34

and Barb that's who brought me the handheld sound machine

21:37

and and a Bigfoot notebook, which I will use.

21:40

Yes. Yes Okay,

21:42

Tracy and Kim brought these and then

21:44

we're almost done with it. Dungenees crab

21:46

spice potato chips Done

21:49

Janette's done Janine's Dundee all

21:51

the group right back my favorite actor.

21:54

All right, here we go Tim's crab

21:57

No, I don't know about this I'm

22:00

sure it has anything to it. I'm

22:04

kidding. Pretty

22:08

good. Yeah. Not

22:10

the best. Kind

22:13

of tastes like an old bay. That's

22:16

probably a

22:18

cramp. Yeah,

22:20

this is a problem. When you

22:22

try to make things

22:26

into powder that weren't originally

22:29

powder, it's very difficult. Yeah.

22:31

A lot of people don't succeed. No.

22:35

Zach brought me an IPA that was delicious. Mary

22:37

and Jane. Jane's a volunteer at the Moore. That's

22:39

right, and her mom. Yeah. You tried to find

22:42

them. I did try to find them. Mary

22:44

and her mom. Some of these

22:46

things I don't get until afterwards. Like

22:48

the Dawn and Jen one, I'm very regretful.

22:50

I didn't see that beforehand, but everything

22:53

comes backstage at one time, and then at showtime, and

22:55

then I look at that stuff afterwards, but then

22:57

they're gone. I'm going to try

22:59

to look at those beforehand in case

23:02

there's people that I should meet or want to meet or

23:04

could meet. Angela,

23:07

John, and Ellie. Oh,

23:11

the Seattle Bot Alton, or Bigfoot Scarf. Nice. And

23:14

the last one, Cynthia Hershey bars. You never

23:16

go wrong. That's the only chocolate I'll eat that doesn't have

23:18

alcohol in it. Right. It's

23:20

Hershey. My Bears and IPA.

23:23

So thank you to everyone up there. I

23:26

don't know who brought these. They're called

23:28

Sasquatch. Let me see. I

23:31

think it's hard to keep track. Oh,

23:34

Dawn and Jen. All right. Let's see.

23:44

These are good. Yeah. They're

23:47

kind of like... That's

23:49

the Dick and Crudgy. Well,

23:54

now they have a little bit of a barbecue flair. Well

23:56

done. Don't

24:00

know don't know her best friend. All

24:02

right. All right moving on Oh Queen

24:06

news Hey,

24:09

well, it was jelly rolls birthday. Happy

24:11

birthday. Jelly. It's pretty young

24:14

Google. Hold here. I think he's younger than I

24:16

thought or older than I

24:18

thought This

24:21

egg nog is he 41 39 39 Well

24:26

December 4th, okay happy

24:29

birthday to jelly and Tay-tay

24:34

is on time. She's times person of

24:36

the year. They've never had an entertainer

24:38

before so she did that and They

24:41

asked her for a photo. She she said can I bring

24:43

my cat and I totally agree This

24:47

is what I have. This is why I like her

24:49

more than the music part. I don't really understand

24:51

quite fully yet, but Um Benjamin

24:54

is a rag doll cat and he's

24:56

spectacular looking and he's in the photo shoot

24:58

around her neck Yeah,

25:01

the other two cats I like Benjamin

25:03

better than all the the other two there

25:05

are a certain kind of forget Scottish foals or something

25:07

I'd never heard of them, but their ears kind of

25:09

lay flat Meredith

25:11

and Olivia Benson after

25:14

law and order. Yeah, so

25:16

that's a big deal. I Am

25:19

going to the Chiefs game this Sunday If

25:22

Tay-tay is there I will report it. I

25:24

will film what I can I

25:28

Don't really care one way or another if she's there,

25:30

but my cousin's wife

25:32

is very exciting It

25:35

was really hoping she's gonna be there.

25:38

I'm just hoping the Chiefs get their shit together That

25:41

was embarrassing And

25:43

you know, I thought he probably he goes back to

25:45

Tay-tay Travis Kelsey and goes, you

25:48

know It's just one of those nights where nothing went

25:50

right and everything was all fucked up and you

25:52

know, it just didn't go Well, I mean, you know

25:54

what I mean, and I'm sure she's like no, I

25:57

don't my shows go really well Every

26:00

single goddamn time they go so

26:02

well that people just can't even

26:04

stop raving about it. Nope I've

26:06

never dropped the ball never dropped

26:09

the pass never stopped out of

26:11

bounds and fell off the stage Nope,

26:13

whatever you're crying about in there. I have no relationship

26:15

to that Mm-hmm

26:18

cry your little eyes out all you want So

26:22

I'll report back on that and I speaking

26:24

of 49 or other the Chiefs I would

26:26

like to point out that on this podcast

26:28

if you are paying attention to her much

26:30

if you do care about professional football I

26:33

told you the 49ers and

26:36

they walked right into Philadelphia and I'm

26:38

serious very sorry for my friend Dory

26:41

it's just gee gosh, she got a little ass

26:43

spanked on a Sunday night for the whole nation

26:45

and The

26:47

49ers I'm telling you that's

26:49

my pick They Just

26:53

do it in the rain and it just could there

26:55

were some bad calls on both sides And that's my

26:57

other complaint. I don't understand why we don't have

26:59

an eye in the sky in New York Somebody

27:02

if we're all sitting at home watching TV,

27:04

they should have somebody watching TV going that call was

27:07

missed and it mattered I don't care about it offsides

27:09

here or there, but if it matters Pass

27:12

interference stuff like that There

27:14

were a couple that were just ridiculous So

27:17

there you go On that

27:21

Then there was something else with hey take now. It's

27:23

going to cheese game Yeah,

27:28

she says she's in love did they've had secret time

27:30

before everybody knew about it So

27:32

I don't know about that and she's still mad

27:34

at Kanye and Kim Kardashian They freaked her out so

27:36

bad that she ran away to a foreign country for yet

27:39

an entire year and didn't leave an apartment She

27:46

was young you can't let people like that bother you

27:49

Well now she doesn't yeah, cuz she said

27:51

that there's no reason to Quote

27:54

unquote try to defeat your enemies the

27:56

trash always takes itself out I

28:01

don't know if I agree with that part. I

28:04

think there's a lot of trash that keeps

28:06

succeeding by accident But I do agree with

28:08

there's no reason to get involved in it. Just let it

28:10

go Yeah, but that's for my

28:12

problem with karma people always go. Well karma will

28:14

get them will win Karma

28:17

is a cat but karma's other things and like

28:19

karma some people I've been waiting to see it

28:21

for 10 years fucking nothing And then they go

28:24

well, maybe the next lifetime. Well, I won't say

28:26

it. It doesn't matter to me That's

28:28

why we need a faster process It's called karma

28:30

grams And then if you're an asshole one day

28:32

somebody just hits you on the street punches you

28:34

right in the face and goes there's your Karma

28:36

gram and then they keep walking if you're a

28:38

nice person Maybe someday some stranger

28:40

just hands you a shit ton of flowers and goes

28:42

there's your karma gram so you can buy karma grams

28:45

And that's how we help karma. Maybe karma

28:47

is super busy and needs help Yeah

28:54

Dolly I thought this was interesting. Well

28:57

her perfumes out. It's in Walmart

29:00

Yeah, she did a little ad with herself in there. I might

29:03

have been target We

29:05

was Yeah

29:11

Yeah, she sprayed it all over an employee She

29:14

did and the employee was like I just

29:16

love it Dolly

29:18

is not a play fan of Hollywood. She said

29:20

it was the most depressing place She's ever seen

29:23

it was just horrible. I couldn't

29:25

agree more I did too.

29:27

First of all, it doesn't exist as a

29:29

Midwest person. You are taught that Hollywood exists.

29:32

It doesn't It's just a bunch

29:34

of random buildings in the valley and then

29:36

buildings. Nobody knows where anything's at It's stupid

29:38

and then the corridor of Hollywood and vine

29:40

that is a shit show and I

29:43

don't even get it I don't know as a

29:45

child watching game shows. I thought you went to a place

29:48

That was like an area

29:50

Yeah Well,

29:53

the kid watching game shows like the price is

29:55

right stuff Well, they would always like if you'd

29:57

like to attend the taping in Hollywood, California And

30:00

I thought, well, we're probably never going to go

30:02

there. Maybe Florida, if we're lucky, probably the

30:04

lake. Only in the sort of beach. Right.

30:08

The beach isn't anywhere near anything. She

30:11

she said it was the most impressive. And especially if you

30:13

go down on that end, the sunset, it gets

30:15

really creepy. I don't know about those people. She

30:18

said, I always thought that Hollywood was great. Grandma's place at

30:20

Disneyland with all the stars you'd see on TV. It was

30:22

a real eye opener when I first went there. Agreed.

30:25

Yeah. And people always like even I lived

30:27

in West Hollywood for a while. And every

30:29

single time, Lizzie Lohan or some crazy person

30:31

would be out doing stuff there like at

30:33

a bar in West Hollywood. I'm like, I'm

30:35

at bars every night. I don't see anybody

30:37

famous. Nobody. I'm trying to think.

30:40

You know, I did like it down at the

30:42

beach for the Comedy Magic Club. Sometimes I would

30:44

see hockey players or NBA

30:46

players because they live. They would live down

30:48

by the forum. Yeah. So but

30:51

you could do that in any town. I'm

30:53

like, where are the boa steakhouse? What

30:55

happened there? Nicki Minaj was at Boa

30:57

Steakhouse, and a lot of people would not think her

30:59

and I have a lot in common. We don't accept

31:02

this. And it's something to die for.

31:05

Boa is a very, very, very fancy

31:07

steakhouse. I wasn't actually there. I didn't get to see

31:09

her there. But my friend worked there and told me about it.

31:12

Nicki brought her own A1

31:14

sauce and I love A1. And

31:17

I have tiny bottles of it because it's

31:19

fancy places. They go, we'll bring you the

31:21

chef's sauce selection. I'm

31:23

like, no, I want A1.

31:26

We ship our own bottle and an enormous

31:28

one and just plunked it on the table.

31:30

There's your mistake, Nicki. Nicki, you got

31:32

to hide it. You keep putting your purse on the

31:34

steak comes and wait early. The way the server leaves you

31:36

do, then nobody knows. But

31:40

Nicki's a little more, you know, balls out than that.

31:42

And she just plunked a gallon A1 down and they

31:44

were like, excuse me. You have to take out the

31:46

table. Yeah, they wouldn't allow it. So

31:49

she left. No, that's the

31:51

way to stand your ground termites. Don't

31:53

let those people push you around. You need more sodium in

31:55

your steak. She

31:58

said, Dolly said it was the most depressed place. ever

32:00

seen. Down on the Hollywood Boulevard there

32:02

were all these people on the streets, homeless people, and

32:05

pitiful, crazy nuts, people running

32:08

around. Oh my lord, it

32:10

was just a horrible setting.

32:13

She said, when we first went there

32:15

as musicians playing places like the Roxy and staying at

32:17

the Holiday Inn, I felt like I was in a

32:19

really strange town. There was this

32:21

weird craziness. It's not at

32:23

all what I thought it was going to be. That's the thing they

32:25

don't present it to us like that. To

32:28

the non-California people, I thought,

32:30

you know, yeah.

32:36

She said, I just see young people come there and be

32:38

willing to sell their souls to make it in show business.

32:42

They'd end up selling themselves on the

32:44

street to get money for shooting dope. Yeah,

32:47

I don't know anybody did that, but I just

32:50

agree with that. Like, I

32:52

don't know. They just make it seem different on

32:54

TV to those of us

32:56

that are not. That's

32:59

all the Queen news, but update!

33:03

Mattress Max strikes

33:06

again! So the

33:08

four college teams, if you don't follow college football, don't

33:10

worry. I'm not going to get into

33:12

this at all, but just know there's four teams. Washington,

33:17

Michigan, Texas A&M.

33:19

No! No, sorry.

33:21

Texas. Oh, the Longhorns. Who

33:23

are they? Austin! Ron's team.

33:27

Oh, that's Ron's team. Yeah. Well, who's

33:29

Matamu Akana? He likes them

33:31

too. He's always at the game on the

33:33

sideline. Yeah. Yeah. I

33:38

didn't know the amen agriculture. Yeah.

33:41

I googled it. And

33:43

mechanics. Yeah. Huh. They're not.

33:45

Farmers and car workers. What? Car

33:48

workers. Mechanics? Do they

33:50

mean like car mechanics? I don't

33:52

know. Okay. Anyway, Texas

33:55

and Alabama is the fourth team.

33:58

So, match smack

34:01

listen to this offer if you go to his store

34:04

his video is so cute he's on a couch it's

34:06

not a good-looking couch he has way better couches

34:08

I don't know who put him on this couch

34:10

in his store I don't know old people with

34:12

animals might like it because it's leather and it won't

34:14

fuck up if you have a cat that throws up

34:16

in your couch or a dog or whatever but you

34:21

wouldn't know these feral cats

34:23

never throw up they have stomachs of steel it's

34:25

a month it's amazing they can eat

34:27

a whole bird the head and everything and they just look at

34:29

me fine they never throw

34:32

up it's weird because yeah

34:35

so it's let's if you

34:37

live in Houston or you can get to Houston first

34:39

of all this furniture store was awesome I

34:41

wish I lived by it there was so many great

34:44

things in there and then there's just regular cheap

34:46

things there's super expensive things that's all over the

34:48

place if you buy $4,000 with the

34:50

furniture so there'll be

34:52

two games that Texas will have to play two games that

34:55

all four teams will have to play if they win the

34:57

first game and you bought $4,000 with the furniture

34:59

and they win it's free you

35:01

get your money back and you get the furniture yeah

35:04

and if they don't win so what you spent you were

35:06

gonna buy furniture anyway you wait till you gotta buy furniture

35:09

now if they win both games the semi-final

35:11

in the final $6,000 with

35:13

us furniture is free it's

35:16

amazing a wonderful person so if

35:18

you were waiting on getting like

35:21

a bed or redoing your bedroom

35:24

get on down there mattress

35:26

max just a wonderful thing

35:28

update I

35:31

really do I need new furniture I

35:35

haven't even been here and no I know I

35:37

paid somebody a hang of Christmas lights I did

35:39

a wonderful job it was

35:41

very exciting to come home at night and see him oh

35:45

not do a video yeah cuz it's just the

35:48

eve parts are too high and then I remember

35:50

my dad used to take a fishing pole and

35:53

because back then there was no one to pay to do your

35:55

shit and I would do my if

35:58

I had like a ranch I would like to do I like doing

36:00

it but I don't know I haven't been on whatever um

36:03

he would take a fishing pole and cast

36:06

the string of lights up to

36:08

the top of the A-frame what yeah

36:10

and you just hear of

36:15

about half of the bulbs that crashed when

36:17

that landed I'm like you're gonna cast

36:19

it but I will say

36:21

he did get it to the top

36:23

and then they just kind of fell

36:25

into place yeah yeah well it's one

36:27

way to get the work done fishing

36:32

pole yeah yeah I saw a

36:35

thing on Instagram of a guy is so funny

36:37

it was called lazy dad and

36:39

he has a I don't

36:41

know what it's not a baseball like not a

36:44

wiffle ball something in between a ball and he's got

36:46

little kids that are like four and he

36:49

has a fishing pole and the balls on the end and

36:51

he had he hangs it over and they hit the ball

36:53

as hard as they can then he just reels it back

36:55

and he never gets out of his chair yeah go

36:59

for you the Babe Ruth

37:01

card that we were talking about it

37:03

it sold for seven point two million

37:05

dollars but it's all short

37:08

of hope for a grand slam I

37:11

don't understand why it didn't it was in perfect

37:13

condition it's rare there's only ten in

37:15

the world I thought

37:17

it would go people the people with the money

37:19

have all the money I really would have thought

37:21

got this my head's a little itchy sorry

37:24

it might be the batteries that are blinking

37:29

if people want to know

37:31

where I got this hat you could get it in any team you

37:33

have to go on eBay though everything sold out

37:35

because I bought a buffalo one for my friend

37:37

is a big buffalo guy and then

37:39

I bought a bears one there were a lot of those

37:41

left yeah

37:50

so yeah that's all it's all for 7.2 million

37:53

now that I can understand why you would buy it because

37:55

it's an investment you could resell if you want it and you could

37:57

put it in a frame in your house but then you'd have to have a

37:59

security Here's the me come become me have to have full-time

38:02

screen Ten

38:06

they thought they'd get ten million update

38:11

Buffy st. Marie now

38:13

we've talked about Buffy st. Marie. It's

38:16

one of the craziest stories ever She

38:19

said she was a first nation. She said

38:21

she was born in Canada She was stolen

38:23

from a tribe and put in a family

38:26

of white people Italian people in, Massachusetts Then

38:29

the documentary came out of she's bet but she's been

38:31

all in on First Nation

38:35

Native American causes like she's done a lot of

38:37

good things to bring light to it but she

38:39

also got a lot of breaks in her careers

38:41

because of that and took a lot of money

38:43

that she probably shouldn't have Taken because and she

38:45

said well your your identity is not up to

38:47

your your sperm or your your

38:49

your Heritage well, yeah, it is if

38:51

you're claiming that on to make money

38:54

I don't care if you want to sit in your house and

38:56

tell me you're part of some tribe Hi,

38:58

you're and you all day long you can do that.

39:00

But once you start taking gigs and this

39:03

and that I Don't know you

39:05

think you cross the line. So we're like, well we can do about

39:07

it Well the documentary they don't

39:09

they didn't know about it then so the documentary

39:11

that's out makes it seem all fine and dandy

39:13

Then boom the news comes out From

39:16

the CBC show. This says she's not

39:19

Not even Canadian. No, no

39:21

American Italian white Person

39:25

Well, I think we said it on

39:27

this Show I

39:30

think you have to leave that up to

39:32

the tribe that quote adopted her the

39:34

Canadian tribe The

39:38

Saskatchewan yet nobody else really needs to be

39:40

commenting on this I'm just

39:42

presenting facts The

39:44

chief of the Saskatchewan First

39:46

Nation has been thrust into the controversy

39:48

over Buffy st Marie's ancestry. He

39:51

says the legendary singer should take a

39:53

DNS tape test to prove about her

39:55

heritage DNA, what did

39:57

I say? DNS DNS

40:00

test and put them together. This is why

40:02

I didn't read out loud a lot in school. A

40:07

DNS test. A DNS

40:09

test. What? Shut up. All

40:12

right, Bob, you get up here and do it. I

40:16

do believe we deserve a definitive answer

40:18

from her. Peopot, First

40:20

Nation acting chief Ira

40:23

Lavelle said on Thursday, clearly

40:25

the only option I can think of that

40:27

would definitively solve any of this would be

40:29

a DNA test. Her indigenous

40:32

culture was the central part of our identity as

40:34

her fame began to rise in the 60s. But

40:36

there have been conflicting stories about her adoption

40:39

and heritage throughout her career. They have a

40:41

term up there called pretend Ian. Get

40:44

it pretend Indian. But I don't

40:46

know why we're using Indian if we're supposed to be

40:48

using First Nations and Native Americans, it should be something

40:50

else. It's way

40:52

too long. Right. Pretend the First

40:54

Nation, Native person, whatever.

40:59

Her official website said she was believed to

41:01

be in 1941 on the Peopot First

41:04

Nation Reserve in Saskatchewan and taken

41:06

from her biological parents when she was an

41:09

infant. And then we know the

41:11

soul story. CBC in October

41:13

had the documentary. Now

41:15

she's 82. But this

41:18

again is not for this

41:20

white lady from middle America to

41:22

be deciding it's up

41:24

to Canadians. It's

41:26

up to the tribe first. And

41:29

then everybody else can chime in.

41:33

But he has spoken. She ain't gonna do it. She's

41:36

already said that she's

41:39

not doing any of this. And she knows who she

41:41

is. She says

41:43

she's never lied about her identity. This is what

41:45

she's been told. She said her

41:47

mother told her mother was part unicorn.

41:50

No, it's a tribe I can't say.

41:52

I know I can't pronounce it. Mi'kmaq.

41:56

But that's that your mother saying she's Canadian. Do

41:59

the Mi'kmaq. go all the way down to the States? I

42:02

don't know. She

42:06

says I don't need to answer you. Those who love

42:08

me know who I am. Well

42:10

not the people in the documentary. So that's

42:14

your update. I'll let you know. She's

42:16

not gonna do it though. She's 82 just

42:18

ride it out. Well

42:25

I think there should be a test and

42:28

I think those people who

42:30

came in second for Indigenous

42:32

Albums of the Year at the Juneau's which is

42:34

the equivalent to the Grammy's except in Canada they

42:37

should get first place. Yeah.

42:39

Yeah. You were in the wrong group. You shouldn't have been

42:41

in the group. You're cheating. Mm-hmm. We're gonna

42:44

re-vote now. Like a game show. Yeah. No there's

42:46

no reason to re-vote. You just moved two to

42:48

one and three to two. And

42:51

somebody who came in fourth. Boom!

42:53

Third! Holy

42:56

shit they found

42:58

it. That's all

43:01

the updates I have.

43:04

A rare animal thought to

43:06

be extinct suddenly found by a dog

43:08

on a beach. This is

43:10

crazy. Wait till you

43:12

turn right to Google the picture of this thing.

43:16

A dog made the discovery of a lifetime when

43:18

it discovered an animal believed to be extinct after

43:20

it wasn't seen for nearly 90 years.

43:22

The collie had been deployed by the

43:25

Endangered Wildlife Trust as a

43:27

scent detection dog in a years-long

43:29

and nearly hopeless pursuit of finding

43:31

traces of the DeWinstons

43:34

Golden Mole. Wow.

43:36

Have you ever seen a mole? Yeah. So

43:39

ugly. They're crazy looking. My friend said

43:41

his cats were bringing them in and

43:43

he'd never seen one and the cat

43:46

was hiding it under the like front

43:48

room rug like a little like

43:50

furry rug thing and then he saw the

43:52

rug moving and he said he flipped it

43:54

back. Yeah he's my bug guy and he was terrified

43:56

of it. He didn't even know what it was. I wouldn't know what it

43:58

is till he showed me. and then I googled moles.

44:01

I never even thought what they look like. The

44:05

shimmering mole rarely appears above ground. It was

44:07

last seen in 1936. Researchers

44:10

couldn't confirm if the species still

44:12

existed until the dog made the

44:14

discovery in South Africa. They announced

44:17

it on the facial book. But

44:19

the blind moles live, they're blind,

44:21

entirely underground and don't leave behind

44:23

tunnels like other species of moles. They appear to

44:25

swim through the sand according to

44:27

a press release. Yeah, he's

44:30

so well, he's pretty because

44:32

he's got blonde fur but his face.

44:34

Oh, yeah. Yeah,

44:37

since 1936. So, um,

44:40

the fees to confirm the species hadn't gone

44:42

extinct. Researchers needed to find evidence of a

44:44

mole and successfully test his DNA given that

44:46

it closely resembles other species. After a lot

44:48

of hard work, they found what they were

44:51

looking for. That all thanks to the dog. He

44:54

said, I think it's fantastic. In 2023, we can

44:57

still rediscover species all of our stories around conservation

44:59

of gloom and doom. Here we have an

45:01

opportunity to say that actually, there are opportunities

45:03

to make changes. Yeah. So

45:06

Google, Google, Google that the blind golden mole.

45:08

Wow. Mm hmm.

45:12

And good for the dog. Good for the collie. I'll

45:14

fix your collie being a root, root around her.

45:17

Um, yeah, they don't just,

45:19

they don't seem like diggers. I don't know. Maybe they are. Um,

45:24

speaking of which, one of

45:26

the rarest mammals in the world was just born in a

45:28

zoo in England. Do

45:30

you want to guess what's

45:33

the rarest mammal in the world?

45:36

One of the rare. No,

45:40

it's not a whale. It's

45:42

a black rhino. What? Yep. It

45:44

was just born in broad daylight at a zoo in

45:47

England. And the footage is breathtaking for such a day.

45:49

Like, yeah, I

45:51

don't know. I thought it was weird why

45:53

they said nighttime or daytime. Who cares? It

45:55

came out of where, I mean, it surfaced when

45:58

the sun came up. There it is. For such

46:00

a large newborn, the female calf landed on the

46:03

soft, sandy floor of its enclosure with

46:05

surprising zest. In a

46:07

recent post, zookeepers at the Chester Zoo

46:09

in Cheshire, England said the calf has barely

46:11

left her mother's side since she entered the

46:14

world on Sunday. She's actually very cute. They've

46:17

been waiting the birth for 15 months. It's

46:19

quite unusual. Here's why. For

46:21

a rhino to give birth in daylight hours, we didn't expect it

46:23

to happen right in front of us

46:25

as we were going out about our day to witness the

46:27

calf safely entering the world in front of our eyes, which

46:29

is the most incredible privilege. The new rhino

46:32

has not yet received a name, but her mother's called

46:35

Zuri. And Vision says

46:37

the calf is healthy, well-fed, and very inquisitive.

46:40

Her species is a whole that was suffering. Black

46:42

rhinos in Africa once used number in the tens

46:45

of thousands, and yet today there are only about

46:47

6,500 individuals left in the wild. Yeah.

46:52

Yeah, it's poaching and habitat loss. This

46:54

thing's really cute. His legs look

46:57

like an elephant, or her legs. It's got

46:59

sweet eyes and kind of

47:01

like French bulldog ears. Yeah. Um,

47:06

yeah, that's right. So if you want to go look

47:08

at a picture, you should. It's adorable. A

47:10

black rhino. I didn't know that the black ones were rare. So

47:14

you know, before I go any further too, I didn't

47:16

want to say, I said, well, I was watching a

47:18

lot of football, but the Hallmark movies, here's

47:20

ones I'm recommending. There's

47:22

one called the Norwegian holiday. A termite

47:25

told me to, I taped it. It

47:27

was funny. Not hilarious,

47:30

but in it did vary away from

47:32

the normal, you know, the same plot,

47:34

the same bullshit, the same. There

47:37

was no princess in it. No, it's all

47:39

about this town in Norway. And this lady

47:42

goes back and the, you know, there's a lot

47:44

of hokey shit going on, but the Norwegian

47:46

jokes were funny. It was funny. And

47:48

then, um, a Scottish Christmas, very

47:50

predictable, but it was fun because the actors

47:52

they picked the one, the good ones actually

47:55

had good Scottish accents. So,

47:58

and then I put it, I put out on Instagram. Twitter.

48:01

It bothers the crap out of me.

48:03

I would

48:05

fire everyone in the props department on

48:07

all Hallmark lifetime movies, all of them

48:09

Christmas movies. The coffee cups are

48:11

never, they never have coffee in them. They just

48:13

wing in sometimes they have four and a thing

48:15

and they're just flying it around. Oh my God,

48:17

that all would have spilled. Like, why can't you

48:19

put something in the flip? It doesn't have to

48:22

be coffee. And their lips are never wet after

48:24

they drink something. They just go slam hot coffee

48:26

and then they leave their cup. It's

48:28

just, and then it also drives the

48:30

ape shit crazy that some lady quote

48:32

went away for the weekend to some

48:34

small town, but she has eight coats,

48:36

long coats, like, well, like heavy winter.

48:39

Oh, here's one in red. Oh, we're

48:41

going out tonight. Let me get my

48:43

green coat. Nobody does that. Even

48:46

in my life, I don't know in the Midwest, you have

48:48

three coats, but you have your going out,

48:50

your funeral coat. That's what I call

48:52

it. Or that's my good coat. Like

48:55

fancy. That's for funerals. Usually,

48:57

you know, your day to

48:59

day coat and then like your

49:02

fun or your junk coat. But

49:04

these people, nobody, it's ridiculous. I've

49:07

also bothered. They never fill up the luggage.

49:09

People with one hand are just grabbing an

49:12

enormous suitcase out of the back of a

49:14

truck and throwing it around. I mean, it's

49:16

so easy to fix this

49:18

shit when it's so noticeable. But then somebody

49:20

wrote, because I read everything you guys write,

49:22

at least I tried to. Somebody

49:24

is a band teacher. And I've

49:28

never noticed this because I don't play band instruments.

49:31

But I guess whatever

49:33

they're doing in the movies, the

49:36

kit, the people playing the instruments does not

49:38

match the song music at all. And I

49:40

got to be a music person. It's another

49:42

one of the God damn it. How hard

49:44

would this be? But they don't probably don't

49:46

have real musicians, but then just don't play

49:48

them or something. I don't know that

49:50

one. Now I'm going to be looking for that. Because

49:53

I never noticed that. Because I don't

49:55

know anything about it to begin with. Yeah,

49:59

but they never have a good time. guitar player and it's

50:01

the you know the flutes and the

50:05

bagpipe guy and if you watch the

50:08

Scottish Christmas they have

50:10

a guy that plays bagpipe in it for a

50:12

bunch of scenes and every scene the man looks

50:14

like he literally is having a heart attack there

50:17

was just no reason to make it that crazy

50:19

he doesn't face his

50:21

purple oh come

50:23

on it's not yes the bagpipes are hard

50:25

to learn but it's not like that right

50:30

so those were two and

50:32

apparently everybody's saying the Eddie Murphy one was

50:34

not good I have not seen it candy cane

50:37

Lane or something what's crazy to me is how

50:39

wonderful Eddie Murphy looks though like

50:41

how do you never ever ever change that's

50:43

and he's got like a hundred kids and

50:45

yeah I think he's in his 60s

50:48

Google hold he is I'd

50:50

say 60 no

50:52

he's not jelly roll and he's older than Snoop

50:56

even though I thought I thought Snoop

50:58

was like 75 no I thought

51:00

he was 60 no and he's not he's only 52 62 okay well

51:02

he looks wonderful but

51:06

I guess Will Smith

51:08

is crazy I don't care how old he is he's a

51:11

crazy person and he needs to sit down and be quiet

51:13

and sit with himself in a corner and stop

51:15

bullshitting and hitting people stop hitting people

51:18

on on shows yeah all

51:23

right we're moving on to news this story makes

51:26

me laugh because I just

51:29

don't understand first of all

51:32

my grandpa loved Red Lobster and I

51:34

love Red Lobster and their

51:37

cheddar biscuits just stop it

51:39

I used to um I

51:41

used to take my grandpa every Tuesday and Thursday that was

51:44

our date Red Lobster yeah he loved

51:46

it um Red

51:49

Lobster CFO blames

51:52

the chains endless shrimp promotion

51:55

for a whopping 11 million dollar

51:57

third quarter loss oh my god What

52:02

were you thinking, Red Lobster?

52:05

They wanted to get people in. Well, you sure

52:07

did. But a lot of them

52:10

are chubbies. They're going to eat you out of house and

52:12

home. Even I could eat. So, well, I'm going to read

52:14

the story. 11, I mean, I

52:17

worked at a restaurant for years, like

52:19

12 years. And some

52:21

of the many, many of those years were at Stewart

52:23

Anderson Black Angles Cattle Company. Used

52:26

to be a chain. It's gone. Well, it's still in some

52:28

places. We

52:31

had a little chef, Howard, and Howard would explain to me,

52:34

I said, how come we don't ever do these kind of

52:36

promotions? He said, because they'll eat you out of house and

52:38

home. You can't do that. He said, they're not going to

52:40

show you their losses. But if that's what it takes to

52:42

get people in the door, Howard was smart. And

52:44

that was 187 years ago. And Howard knew that. Apparently,

52:48

these people needed a Howard to

52:50

tell him, we're not doing endless

52:53

shrimp. We'll do double, double shrimp.

52:55

You could have done that. You still wouldn't have an 11

52:58

million dollar third quarter loss. Red

53:00

Lobster faces staggering 11 million dollars a third quarter.

53:04

Financial reports of a third quarter running from July

53:06

1 through September 30th. My birthday.

53:09

Show the iconic American seafood

53:11

restaurants, drastic downfall. Red Lobster

53:13

wanted to lure more customers in after facing

53:15

a significant loss of 5.4

53:17

million dollars in the second quarter. But

53:20

they massed. What's the other one they always have?

53:22

Lobster Fest? I couldn't even

53:24

find a Red Lobster in Los Angeles. I had to go to

53:27

a neighborhood that was dangerous. And I

53:30

made my friend go with me. I'm like, it's

53:32

Lobster Fest. I have to go. Snoop

53:34

used to live in that neighborhood. Yeah, it's down

53:36

by Compton E. It's a little

53:39

dangerous. But I went and the

53:41

Red Lobster was absolutely fine. I

53:43

didn't feel like danger, any

53:45

danger. But they don't have Red

53:47

Lobster like in West Hollywood. Nowhere

53:50

within 30 minutes

53:52

of the airport, you will not find a

53:54

Red Lobster in Los Angeles. You have

53:57

to go out into either the way suburbs

53:59

or... Some of the

54:01

more not safe areas. Anyway,

54:05

they massively, massively fumbled their plans by offering

54:07

an all you can eat promotion that was

54:09

a bit too generous. The endless shrimp offer

54:11

was initially special, but

54:13

in June it claimed a permanent spot on the Red Lobster

54:15

menu for just $20. Diners

54:18

could indulge in as much of the shelf as they could

54:20

stomach. Foot traffic at the chain restaurant increased

54:22

by 4% when the

54:24

deal popped up as permanent in June.

54:27

Now here's something I love about. It was. Oh,

54:30

I didn't know that. Yeah. Well,

54:32

I'm sure not anymore. I'm sure that person's

54:34

been fired. The owner of

54:37

the Red Lobster change, the Thai Union Group,

54:39

blamed the endless shrimp for their detrimental. More

54:41

people were ordering the endless shrimp that the

54:44

company anticipated, likely because the deal went viral

54:46

on social media platforms like TikTok, where people

54:48

were able to get their

54:51

money's worth. They showed how much they ate. The

54:53

company's yearly loss is now predicted to be at

54:55

least 20 million. Thanks to a combined. How

55:01

do you go to the bosses and go, I didn't

55:04

think they were that big. These

55:07

people are pigs. I didn't think because wait

55:09

till you hear how it goes. And then I think who

55:12

could do this? Yeah,

55:15

this is John. That's the whole joke at the

55:17

buffet. You call him when he was in a

55:19

buffet, a Chinese buffet, a Chinese restaurant. You go

55:21

home now. You scare my wife.

55:24

No, no more meat for you.

55:26

Vegetable only vegetable only. You go

55:28

home now. I'm

55:31

not doing the acts. I'm doing John. So I'm

55:33

wearing complaints that I'm doing. And that is

55:35

not flattering. A

55:39

TikToker known only as

55:41

Rachel broke down the value of

55:43

the deal and found that it would take

55:45

only only take five bowls of the restaurant,

55:47

six piece shrimp dishes to break even. Well,

55:51

I don't know how big are they shrimp or like they the

55:53

size of a comma or they big.

56:00

What comma is the shape of a shrimp? It

56:05

looks like a comma I would stop that shrimp

56:07

arrive on a plate and I'm like they're commas Yeah,

56:10

so I don't know how big or little they are.

56:12

I know they're not prawns. So they're not big. They're

56:14

not huge But if somebody

56:16

gave me five, I'm full She

56:20

based her quote girl math on how much the same

56:22

amount of shrimp would cost to make at home Along

56:25

with the free biscuits that Robert Red Lobster famously

56:28

offers as well as a side dish of choice

56:30

It comes in the included price Rachel found that

56:32

a homemade version of shrimp deal would cost 1598

56:35

for 30 pieces of shrimp inside a biscuit. Okay,

56:38

but you also get salad at

56:40

least you used to Well with what

56:43

I ordered I always ordered the stuff soul

56:47

Stuff soul I love it. Basically it was

56:50

like Thanksgiving inside fish. They just

56:52

put a bunch of dressing crab dressing in there.

56:54

It's great The fried

56:57

shrimp and I'm the redneck

56:59

here God love it

57:02

Fried shrimp. Well, you can get that anywhere go

57:04

to Captain D's for Christ's sake. You don't need

57:06

to be somewhere fancy for that Red

57:09

Lobsters promotion would come to her around 26 40 with

57:12

tax and tip for the shrimp And

57:15

he also got a tick. She's a youngster to she's one of

57:17

the children Rachel concluded

57:20

that when taking the free side of choice and

57:22

all the different flavors of shrimp into account you

57:24

would break even after five Bowls if

57:26

eats 30 pieces How

57:29

many people are eating more than that America, let's

57:31

get our shit together, huh? 30

57:34

unless they're super tiny and then she did all

57:36

the math because they have all kinds

57:39

of flavors, too So that costs more money. I didn't

57:41

know that I didn't know sure Yeah,

57:44

I mean for this restaurant They

57:46

offer seven options for shrimples

57:48

crispy dragon shrimp garlic shrimp

57:51

scampi grilled shrimp skewer parrot

57:54

oil jumbo coconut shrimp Walt's

57:56

I don't know Walt's favorite

57:59

shrimp shrimp linguine, alfredo, and

58:01

popcorn shrimp. Now popcorn shrimp I could

58:03

see maybe eating 30. Still

58:06

a lot. Yeah. Servers

58:08

allow, this would also be a pain

58:10

in the ass if you're a server. This

58:13

would drive you to quit real quick. I

58:15

would work the whole year until they said it was endless

58:17

shrimp time. And then I'd be like, okay, I've gotta go

58:20

now. Servers allow each customer to

58:22

start out with three bowls and then

58:24

order two more when they're ready. That means I

58:26

gotta go get them twice now. I have to

58:28

bring your meal twice. Right. They

58:30

don't allow to go boxes. Well, that's the only

58:33

smart thing they did. I'm surprised they caught that too.

58:37

The typical rule is all you can eat deals to

58:40

stop people from taking advantage of them to go home

58:42

with boxes of food. All you can eat dials popped

58:44

up in the 70s and 80 with

58:46

restaurants like Golden Corral and Hometown Buffet built

58:49

their businesses around the model. The

58:51

promotion begs the question of how these restaurants make

58:53

money if they're giving away unlimited qualities of

58:55

food. I mean, you don't need to be a business person

58:57

to sit in the meeting and go, wait, what, they never

59:00

have to stop eating? Right. For $20? Right.

59:03

Well, we're gonna be in trouble. Right. One

59:06

answer that they don't need to, is that they don't

59:08

need to employ as many servers because the people are

59:10

serving the food for themselves. That's at a buffet, not...

59:13

Right. Those are buffet style restaurants. This

59:15

is not, like, this is not the

59:18

case, right? So when

59:20

you go to Red Lobster, just

59:23

know... I didn't know there were

59:25

that many flavors. Uh-oh. And

59:28

some of them are jumbo. Yeah. This

59:32

piece of news, I'm kinda surprised

59:34

by it. The

59:36

band Kiss, never seen them

59:38

in my life. Oh, they're great. They're

59:41

great. One time. One time, they're

59:43

great. Yeah, my friend Little Dwarf went down in Nashville

59:45

there at the Bridgestone, he said it was great. Well,

59:49

it was their last show at

59:51

Madison Square Garden and they

59:54

lit up, what is it?

59:56

They light up, the tower, they light

59:58

up. for

1:00:00

basketball and politics. The

1:00:02

Empire State Building. They lit it

1:00:04

up in Kisses Colors, which I thought was very nice,

1:00:06

and it's a good it's a nice goodbye because whether

1:00:08

you're a Kiss fan or not they've been around forever.

1:00:10

They worked their asses off. Gene Simmons is like the

1:00:12

ultimate business person on earth and the other guy too,

1:00:15

I think Paul Stanley's in on all that. The

1:00:17

other two do. Well anyway, the

1:00:19

fans are really disappointed over their

1:00:21

last show. Yep. I

1:00:25

was shocked. I don't expect this out of Gene Simmons.

1:00:27

No. Some

1:00:30

diehard fans who invested significantly to witness this

1:00:32

historic moment left the venue with a sense

1:00:34

of disappointment. I'm so ashamed to be a

1:00:36

Kiss fan tonight. I

1:00:39

was at the final show at Madison

1:00:41

Square Garden. Kiss showed no emotion at

1:00:43

all. Nothing off the scripts from usual

1:00:45

robots. I'm still furious. Not one ounce

1:00:47

of real emotion. Bring

1:00:50

the families out. Say something from the

1:00:52

heart. Absolutely nothing. On my

1:00:54

way home listening to a whole new Ace Freelee album and

1:00:56

feeling thankful that I'm part of this and

1:00:58

not that corporate machine that

1:01:01

is Kiss. They had

1:01:03

to promote their scripted avatar bullshit.

1:01:05

So at the end they

1:01:08

said Kiss isn't going away. Kiss will

1:01:11

live forever and they presented their

1:01:13

avatars. But then they don't say are these

1:01:15

going on the road? These avatars? Yeah. What

1:01:17

are you, sorry, this is a cartoon. What

1:01:20

are we doing? Yeah. Somebody

1:01:22

said I watched the TVV and

1:01:24

was expecting the unexpected. Nothing. Gene's

1:01:27

after-show comments made me shake my head. I

1:01:29

feel the same. Like no goodbye. No real

1:01:31

thank you from the stage. So

1:01:34

weird. Criticism

1:01:37

ranged from the absence of personal touches like

1:01:39

bringing out their families to a lack of

1:01:41

sincerity in their final words. The set list

1:01:44

for this night included a lineup of Kiss

1:01:46

hits such as Detroit Rock City Shouted Out

1:01:48

Loud and I was

1:01:50

made for loving him. That's

1:01:53

one I know. The only

1:01:56

song I really loved of Kiss was the slow ballad

1:01:58

and then they never played that and Yeah,

1:02:01

Beth I hear you calling

1:02:04

But I can't come I wonder who sang

1:02:06

that one. It wasn't Gene Simmons. Oh Right

1:02:10

now cuz me and the boys

1:02:12

are playing Is

1:02:15

who sang Beth no Paul

1:02:22

Stanley well his voice was great on that Some

1:02:25

fans even contrasted their experience with the

1:02:27

seemingly more genuine and heartfelt Performances of

1:02:29

former band member A's freely as

1:02:32

the curtain falls on kiss on their illustrious

1:02:35

career fans are left with mixed emotions Cherishing

1:02:37

the memories of the iconic band while we've

1:02:39

while we're fucking on what could have been

1:02:41

a more heartfelt heartfelt farewell Yeah,

1:02:44

that's not I wouldn't expect that out of them

1:02:46

and then to do a commercial at the end saying here's

1:02:49

our avatar Yeah, yeah, no,

1:02:51

thanks. There's bullshit Okay,

1:02:55

this is Are

1:02:58

you kidding me? So we

1:03:01

had talked about this because I don't

1:03:03

like cruise ships. I don't

1:03:05

want to be on them ever

1:03:07

ever ever ever This

1:03:13

is my ultimate nightmare they had

1:03:15

a three-year cruise Yeah,

1:03:17

starting starting booking fees were 200

1:03:19

grand well The

1:03:23

three-year cruise canceled what

1:03:25

people had already sold their homes They

1:03:29

were already in Istanbul. Oh

1:03:31

my god Meredith

1:03:34

Shay told a Sunday time she paid five

1:03:37

hundred sixty two thousand for a seven for

1:03:40

Balcony cabin on the ship so they

1:03:42

started it to honor grand but you can go up clearly to

1:03:44

560 Half million

1:03:46

dollars plus 62 grand she

1:03:49

got upgraded to the seventh floor and a

1:03:51

balcony couch I mean, I would

1:03:54

actually think about self-assisted suicide if someone put

1:03:56

it will be in here I'd

1:04:00

just be like, I can't do this

1:04:02

for three years. Vomiting, I'm laying cross

1:04:04

way on the bed. The coffee's wrong.

1:04:06

It's not even coffee. Don't tell me

1:04:09

that's Starbucks. Bullshit, it's like Marbucks or

1:04:11

some off brand. And I

1:04:13

am the easiest person to eat, to feed.

1:04:16

I'll eat anything cheap. Any gas

1:04:18

station food I'm in. Hot dogs,

1:04:21

slim gyms, anything. The

1:04:24

food, the standard food, like

1:04:26

you got, just in the

1:04:28

morning. I'm just going to go get a bowl

1:04:30

of cornflakes. That can't be that hard, right? Cheerios.

1:04:32

Something. No. No. No.

1:04:35

Everything's off. Then

1:04:37

we go to the fancy restaurant, because Lewis

1:04:39

is a foodie. And then they bring these

1:04:42

seafood towers. No. Much

1:04:44

rather be a red lobster. Anyway.

1:04:47

One woman who planned to set sail on the Life at

1:04:49

Sea's cruise three week journey, which was canceled in

1:04:52

November, had reportedly sold her home to make the voyage. She's

1:04:55

a former flight attendant. The

1:04:57

cruise was scheduled to leave from Istanbul,

1:04:59

Turkey on November 1st and visit seven

1:05:01

continents, 135 countries, and

1:05:04

375 ports. Oh my

1:05:06

god. That's 375 times that

1:05:08

I would have found a bar

1:05:10

after a while ordered a drink in the herd. Will

1:05:13

Madigan please return to the cruise ship?

1:05:16

Black and Madigan. I'd have

1:05:18

been twice. Oh my god. Yeah. And I

1:05:20

said to the loot, well, I've told that story. I'm

1:05:22

like, Lewis, they're not kidding. You're going to have to run. I know

1:05:24

you haven't done that since eighth grade. Now

1:05:27

you're dying to shine. There you go. Life

1:05:32

at Sea revealed to the passengers on November

1:05:34

17th that the cruise was officially canceled and

1:05:37

it had no ship to sail. Life at

1:05:39

Sea. That's what it's called. They had no

1:05:41

ship. They lied about

1:05:43

the ship. I was desperate

1:05:45

to see Nambia for the first time, said

1:05:49

Shay, who lives in Florida, was planning to board the

1:05:51

cruise in the Bahamas on November 15th, and

1:05:53

the coast of India. Another perk was her

1:05:55

not having to cook or drive for those three years.

1:05:58

How old are you, Meredith? You don't want

1:06:00

to drive at all anymore? What

1:06:02

happened there? Former flight

1:06:04

attendant? Alright, well you could still be in your

1:06:07

60s. Alright, she doesn't want

1:06:09

to drive. Okay. I

1:06:11

had my own pity party, she recalled after

1:06:13

finding out the news, while living with her

1:06:16

girlfriend in Florida after selling many of her

1:06:18

belongings. I walked around being devastated for 12

1:06:20

hours. That's

1:06:23

all? Shit, I'd

1:06:25

have a bag in my head and a wall for...

1:06:28

She went to the warehouse to pick up the possessions she

1:06:30

intended to bring on the cruise. She said a whole wave

1:06:33

of sadness came over me again. You

1:06:36

know, everything I'd meticulously pack, the

1:06:38

sea sickness pills. That's why it's not

1:06:40

a good vacation. When the

1:06:42

first thing you have to pack is things so you don't

1:06:44

vomit. Summer

1:06:47

t-shirts, all the vitamins for three years.

1:06:52

The passengers were in disbelief. It

1:06:56

was so close to departure. People

1:06:59

had let out their homes... She

1:07:03

was the first passenger to sign up. The

1:07:07

company later decided that the vessel they had was too

1:07:09

small for the cruise and planned to buy a larger

1:07:11

ship, which was said to be renamed

1:07:13

and they didn't. Yep, she

1:07:16

broke the news on November 16th. The

1:07:19

CEO, Kendra Holmes, who had resigned just days

1:07:21

before the sail fell through, announced the cruise

1:07:23

was canceled in a 15-minute video giving the

1:07:25

passengers. Oh my

1:07:27

God. They received on November 19th...

1:07:31

They're already in Istanbul. That's where it's leaving from.

1:07:33

So we've flown there. She

1:07:36

claimed that the ship they had is not big enough and

1:07:39

the cruise line had presented the project to investors

1:07:41

in initial approval from the Dubai bigger vessel. But

1:07:44

then the deal fell apart. Oh,

1:07:46

you should have told people way before this. She

1:07:49

vowed to refund those who signed up for the... Yeah,

1:07:53

you're going to do that. But if you have to sue them,

1:07:55

it could take years. There's a whole lot of people with

1:07:57

nowhere to go right now. Some need their refund to even have

1:07:59

a... place to go it's not good one

1:08:01

to guess anonymously told to you and you

1:08:03

can just say your name on

1:08:06

that it's that it's just I don't

1:08:11

yeah there's more about it though um there

1:08:17

was a hundred and eleven cabins many

1:08:20

of them are still stuck in Istanbul mm-hmm

1:08:24

it's just I don't know I mean this should be way

1:08:28

way way way way more

1:08:30

trouble than they're in yeah I think yeah

1:08:32

you know you can't you

1:08:34

just can't do that to people

1:08:37

um do you

1:08:39

want to buy a castle in France turnites maybe

1:08:42

now see this compared

1:08:45

to the shit that people buy at auctions which

1:08:47

I don't know what you're gonna do with it once you own it here's

1:08:51

a way to spend your money if you have

1:08:53

that kind of money they want 30

1:08:55

million listen to it dating

1:08:59

bed and it's and it

1:09:01

looks like a real castle like it's not

1:09:03

a fake one like oh it's kind of

1:09:05

a castle no no no right it's Mount

1:09:08

Bruin castle Chateau de Mount Brown it

1:09:10

was built in 11 7 1179 yeah yeah but your Wi-Fi

1:09:12

is gonna be hard yeah

1:09:20

yeah yeah it made its first claim

1:09:22

to history 20 years later when King

1:09:25

Richard the Lionheart was taken a Mount

1:09:27

Broome have to be mortally wounded while

1:09:29

besieging another castle he may have even

1:09:31

died at the castle the castle would

1:09:33

see action during the

1:09:35

hundred years wars with the Anglo-Gaskin

1:09:38

contingent taking over and keeping it in

1:09:40

the 1340s they demolished it's out of

1:09:43

wall the French were able to retake

1:09:45

the Mount Broome in 1353 but in 1385 the

1:09:47

English returned to destroy the castle with fire it

1:09:53

remained a ruin until 1433 when

1:09:55

Pierre de Montbronn Bishop of

1:09:57

Limoges began its reconstruction

1:10:00

to five years it was restored with the

1:10:02

main 12th century towers still standing that's cool

1:10:04

there's a great tower it's an awesome looking

1:10:06

thing that would cost a lot to put

1:10:08

Christmas lights on I know what this cost

1:10:11

for my house this would be like whoa

1:10:14

we shit your bill is gonna

1:10:16

make your eyes bulge up the

1:10:18

other square towers were

1:10:20

replaced with round towers I really

1:10:22

just say this words round towers

1:10:25

the castle remained in the hand in the

1:10:27

family until the early 16th century after

1:10:30

afterwards Montbron would be besieged

1:10:33

by Protestants during the

1:10:35

Wars of religion and then again in the

1:10:37

French Revolution in the latter case the peasants

1:10:39

were able to capture it and set

1:10:41

fire to his interior everybody wants to

1:10:43

cut fire the castle was restored

1:10:45

again in 1871 and then seriously damaged in

1:10:48

a fire in 1917 after another restoration was

1:10:50

carried out in the 1960s today

1:10:52

the site is protected as

1:10:54

a protected monument listed by

1:10:56

the French government 30 million

1:11:00

yep and you get the acreage around it and

1:11:02

you get a moat moat yeah you

1:11:04

don't see that on love it or list it very often

1:11:08

if the mode is stocked with fish probably

1:11:14

it's a great visual effect it

1:11:16

lies in a hollow ring treat

1:11:18

hollow ring beyond the moat trees

1:11:20

apparently an indefensible position from the

1:11:22

military's point of view but

1:11:25

all the more intimate and domestic for that

1:11:27

the main

1:11:31

eight stories high oh yeah it

1:11:34

has 38,000 square feet if you're interested

1:11:37

on 16 bedrooms 10 bathrooms

1:11:39

shitty plumbing I'm sure probably terrible

1:11:42

showers there's a great hall that can

1:11:44

seat up to 200 people a cinema a

1:11:46

two-story library three kitchens and a chapel

1:11:48

yep you can go pray for more water

1:11:50

pressure go right on down the

1:11:52

chat it has a hundred and

1:11:54

sixty-five hectares of land I don't know how

1:11:57

big a Hector is Why

1:12:01

would the Iowa termites know that? Because

1:12:03

they're farmers, do they still roll in

1:12:05

hectares? No.

1:12:09

The current owners have made it a tourist attraction. Well

1:12:14

one hectare is two and a half acres

1:12:16

so double it at least. It's

1:12:19

like 300 and some odd acres. I'm

1:12:21

not doing a half that's too hard. You

1:12:24

get the idea. Do you want 300? I'm

1:12:26

going to round it off. 350 acres.

1:12:28

Yes or no? The

1:12:33

castle itself can be rented out for weddings or corporate events.

1:12:35

Yeah that's what I want to do. Buy a castle and

1:12:37

then go over there and be a fucking server again. Shit

1:12:40

what? There's a party of 42 what? What are

1:12:42

they from? Noon?

1:12:45

What? It's

1:12:47

just outside the village of Dorseneck

1:12:49

in southeast Dorseneck. I

1:12:52

just think it's funny when these things come

1:12:54

up listed. Why is this in the general

1:12:56

public? Why is this? Why do I even

1:12:58

know about this? Aren't these like silent sales?

1:13:00

Aren't these like just rich people things? I

1:13:02

don't understand why that's speaking

1:13:04

of what kind of money do you got?

1:13:08

So this is crazy to me. Monet,

1:13:11

I do love Monet. But here's what I really

1:13:13

think about Monet. I'm extremely

1:13:16

nearsighted. Like probably

1:13:18

legally blind. I don't

1:13:20

know. My prescription is 2650 in one eye. Yep. And

1:13:22

then 2575 in the other eye.

1:13:28

But I lie about that when I go in there

1:13:30

so he doesn't really know they're both that they're both

1:13:32

that bad. Yeah, because

1:13:34

I don't want to change my prescription because I'm happy

1:13:36

with it. And he's going to change it. I know

1:13:38

he is because it's a psycho. The guy at LensCrafters.

1:13:42

He just won't let me. Can I just have the same thing? Yeah. Anyway,

1:13:47

when I see a Monet painting, that's

1:13:49

how I see without my glasses. Everything's

1:13:53

just a blur of colors. I'm not saying

1:13:55

the man wasn't extremely talented, but I think

1:13:57

he might have just been nearsighted. without

1:14:00

glasses and a field of flowers and they

1:14:02

say paint this Kathleen you would be horrified

1:14:04

you'd be like holy shit there's no definition

1:14:06

to anything that's what I see just a

1:14:08

field of color I don't see stems I

1:14:10

remember when I first got glasses eyes like

1:14:12

whoa shit there's like leaves are on twigs

1:14:15

well on a branch I just thought

1:14:17

they were just green up there yeah

1:14:20

so to me all of his paintings look like how I see I was

1:14:25

not I was 15 nobody noticed till I

1:14:27

was 15 I swear to God

1:14:30

no I fell everywhere all the time and they

1:14:32

just called me grace it was hilarious to everyone

1:14:35

but I felt a lot my nickname is

1:14:37

still grace yeah and

1:14:39

then well I did they did do an eye exam in

1:14:41

a Catholic school in fifth grade and they sent home a

1:14:44

note but they were dumb and they sent it with me

1:14:46

I just tore it up because

1:14:48

I didn't want glasses he'd be

1:14:50

a dork I don't want to be a nerd

1:14:54

glasses are cool now they weren't then we

1:14:56

said four eyes I mean it would just

1:14:58

be relentless teasing and I thought you

1:15:00

know what I've done just fine being blind I don't need

1:15:02

your shit and I tore that note up and I threw

1:15:05

it in the creek yeah

1:15:07

well I had a walk home through a creek okay

1:15:12

I had to go down a mountain across

1:15:14

a two-lane road cross a creek cross

1:15:17

a four-lane highway well two lanes in two lanes

1:15:20

go through a big ditch and then I had a climb a

1:15:22

fence it was probably six foot high because I had a throw

1:15:24

my book bag over the fence then

1:15:26

you had to be very careful when you got to

1:15:28

the fence that your skirt didn't get caught on the

1:15:30

top of the fence or you would be severely injured

1:15:35

and then I arrived at Our Lady Queen of

1:15:37

Peace I'm here occasionally

1:15:41

my dad would give us a ride if

1:15:43

it was like super snowy but most

1:15:45

of the time he left before that long

1:15:47

unsung the one of Monet's

1:15:49

most famous paintings water lilies

1:15:52

it's it's sold

1:15:54

for 74 million dollars it's been in

1:15:56

a private collection for 50 years how does

1:15:59

this happen Art world, why

1:16:01

do you allow this? His

1:16:04

dreaming and dreamy painting of water lilies is some

1:16:06

of the most recognizable works that ever created The

1:16:09

garden in the pound in Gverny France rendered

1:16:12

with expensive blends expressive blends

1:16:14

of blues greens and purples However,

1:16:17

while many can be viewed at

1:16:19

Paris's Musée de l'orange There

1:16:22

are others will as well known and in a

1:16:24

recent exciting auction at Christie's a money which had

1:16:26

private pleasure for 50 years I

1:16:29

know and then they don't tell you

1:16:31

who bought it. So some other little pig is gonna

1:16:33

take it to his house or her house Wow,

1:16:38

they sold a lot They

1:16:42

also sold Picasso's Cezanne's and

1:16:45

Frida's stuff and a van go oh my

1:16:48

god The it was

1:16:50

six hundred and forty billion in sales

1:16:52

in the 20th century evening's

1:16:55

there Yeah

1:16:59

Who knows if other masterpieces from private collections will

1:17:01

emerge sometime soon and what they will view of

1:17:03

other grace are his legacies Yeah,

1:17:08

I just don't know I don't think they should be No,

1:17:12

yeah, no, I'm not so I just

1:17:14

think there's rare things that should be

1:17:18

Yeah, you know what we're moving on to

1:17:20

super pigs Super

1:17:23

pigs are coming America brace

1:17:25

yourself blame paddles. What? They're

1:17:28

from Canada. They're Canadian super pigs

1:17:32

It's an actual pig not a person Hordes

1:17:38

of super pigs are running amok in Canada and

1:17:40

are soon and are spilling across the northern border

1:17:42

of the United States While these

1:17:44

what makes these pigs such a threat as

1:17:46

they are the result of cross beating between

1:17:48

breeding between wild Eurasian boars and

1:17:51

domestic swine They

1:17:54

have tusk and everything basically is a razorback

1:17:57

like an Arkansas razorback they look

1:17:59

like that If you encounter a

1:18:01

boar in the woods like in Arkansas, run

1:18:04

as fast as you can. They

1:18:06

can be extremely violent. Aggressive.

1:18:10

The animals combine the boar's environmental resistance and

1:18:12

the pigs' size and fertility to create a

1:18:14

rapidly reproducing population that is

1:18:16

very hard to eradicate. The U.S. has already started

1:18:18

being invaded by these feral pigs with around 6

1:18:21

million of the swine having entered at least 35

1:18:23

states. Now however,

1:18:25

the Canadian populations may descend

1:18:27

from the north. Wow, you

1:18:29

should see them. Super hairy.

1:18:33

Hybrid populations of wild pigs are not a

1:18:35

new issue to the United States, generally resulting

1:18:37

from interbreeding of domestic swine and bores.

1:18:40

And it's a hybrid wild pig

1:18:42

and the state populations have larger

1:18:44

sizes and reproductive rates of domestic swine and

1:18:46

the hardiness of the wild boar. So

1:18:49

it's a double whammy. And

1:18:51

they go in packs. Yeah. I

1:18:55

think like boar hunting is a

1:18:57

thing, like in Arkansas. I

1:19:00

only know it from Arkansas. The

1:19:02

damage they can do, they tear up farmland. Imagine what

1:19:04

they do to a golf course. They

1:19:08

destroy crops. They disrupt local wildlife.

1:19:11

The wild pigs can cause billions of dollars

1:19:13

in damage to croplands every year. They can

1:19:15

also spread diseases to domestic pigs and farms,

1:19:17

including African swine fever. And they've been known

1:19:19

to attack humans, although this is

1:19:21

infrequent. These

1:19:25

pig hybrids reproduce quickly, having up six piglets

1:19:27

in a litter. They can have

1:19:29

two in a single year, two litters. So

1:19:31

12 a year. 65%

1:19:35

of the feral pigs and the population are

1:19:37

killed and they're still rising. They're

1:19:41

getting sexy all faster than we

1:19:43

can stop it. It

1:19:47

also raises a significant increase of predators,

1:19:49

the wolves, but an increase in some

1:19:51

type of scavengers such as jackals. Do

1:19:55

we have jackals in the United States? If

1:19:58

we do, I guarantee you there are no more. the desert

1:20:00

that's where everything bizarre stems

1:20:04

from it's

1:20:07

a problem No

1:20:12

jackals yeah where

1:20:14

are they where

1:20:16

are they paddles New

1:20:21

Mexico we

1:20:24

can't go there no all

1:20:28

right we gotta get out of here a minute I'm

1:20:30

gonna save this one for next week well

1:20:32

this is kind of cool too in

1:20:35

Jakarta a critically endangered Sumatran rhino was

1:20:37

born he's not a black rhino just

1:20:39

a regular one the

1:20:41

second Sumeritan no

1:20:45

Sumatran, Sumatran rhino born in the

1:20:47

country there's only

1:20:49

50 in the whole world so

1:20:52

they're super excited when one's born and this thing

1:20:54

is super crazy looking his eyes

1:20:56

are enormous it's

1:20:59

a sanctuary Sumatran rhino

1:21:01

sanctuary in Indonesia it's very

1:21:04

cute and that's good to know

1:21:06

he was on the calf is fathered by a male

1:21:09

named Harapan who was born at the Cincinnati Zoo

1:21:11

in 2006 he was the

1:21:13

last Sumatran rhino in the world to be repatriated

1:21:16

to Indonesia meaning

1:21:18

the entire population is

1:21:20

now in Indonesia most

1:21:23

of the remaining ones are

1:21:25

in Sumatra there's several in captivity I wonder

1:21:28

which of these have them yeah

1:21:32

people killed them for their horns oh

1:21:35

that's awesome and they were also used for traditional medicine

1:21:37

in China and other parts of Asia well

1:21:41

there's one born that's good luck

1:21:44

we need to talk about the fanciest McDonald's I'm

1:21:46

gonna tell you about the fanciest McDonald's and

1:21:49

then we're gonna leave

1:21:52

with some rules by Warren Buffet's right

1:21:55

hand man who died this

1:21:58

is the fanciest poshest if

1:22:00

you will. That's always weird to me when

1:22:02

Americans use that word. We don't use that

1:22:05

word. Posh is very British. It's

1:22:09

the fanciest one in the world. And they

1:22:11

sell lobster. Next

1:22:14

week, I'm gonna tell you next week, I'm gonna tell

1:22:16

you about McDonald's

1:22:18

top secret plan of what they're they have

1:22:21

a new thing coming out at a restaurant.

1:22:24

I'm gonna tell you next week. McDonald's

1:22:27

in Maine, I have

1:22:30

to get my friend Kelly McFarland to go, has

1:22:32

been dubbed the poshest on the

1:22:34

planet. Thanks to its upscale finishing

1:22:36

and high-end menu which includes specialty

1:22:38

seafood. And I'll bet you, red

1:22:40

lobster, it's not all you can

1:22:42

eat. Right. Right. The Ritzy

1:22:44

Restaurant is located in the waterfront town of Freeport.

1:22:47

But there are no garnish golden arches to alert

1:22:49

you to its presence. Home of LLB. Home

1:22:52

of LLB? Yes. I didn't know that. Yep. Great.

1:22:55

So they don't even have the golden arches. They

1:22:58

hide it. Yeah. Instead,

1:23:01

the eatery blends with its

1:23:03

quaint surroundings located inconspicuously inside

1:23:05

Gore House, a Victorian style

1:23:07

mansion built by a local merchant

1:23:09

way back in 1850. In

1:23:12

1984, the building was transformed into a McDonald's

1:23:14

and has become an unlikely tourist attraction with

1:23:16

visitors flocking to the fancy fast food joint.

1:23:19

Although there are 40,275 McDonald's restaurants around

1:23:21

the world, the Freeport franchise is one

1:23:23

of the few to feature its own

1:23:25

page on the company's corporate website. McDonald's

1:23:29

restored the interior of Gore House with

1:23:31

mahogany furniture, wall-to-wall carpeting, and original

1:23:33

painting by Maine artist. Yeah.

1:23:36

And they, hold on, I'm

1:23:38

not done. In

1:23:41

the summertime, they have lobster rolls with

1:23:45

tourists heading up the chain to chow down

1:23:47

on the Class E station to see how

1:23:49

it compares to other seafood sourced and sold by

1:23:51

restaurant stores in the local area. Even

1:23:54

Freeport residents have come to love the location

1:23:56

with the drive stall installed in the year

1:23:58

2000 so they can grab it. their

1:24:00

grub and go. However, locals weren't always so

1:24:02

enthused about the prospect of a McDonald's coming

1:24:04

to their quaint town. Well, it's

1:24:06

there and now you all like it. See,

1:24:09

sometimes change is good. Don't be sticking to

1:24:11

mud. Yes.

1:24:17

These are just two. Minnesota, a school

1:24:20

district in Minnesota and Florida have taken the cell phones

1:24:22

away from the children. Oh, yep.

1:24:26

They confiscate this is Florida, Orange County. They

1:24:28

banned cell phones for the entire school day,

1:24:30

even during breaks. Kids can't use them during

1:24:33

class and they can't use them during breaks.

1:24:35

I don't, my friend Chris Voss, a comedian,

1:24:37

but he's also a teacher. He has a master's

1:24:39

degree. He's a very smart man. He teaches

1:24:41

high school English and he said

1:24:43

he's very bothered by the phones, but he's trying

1:24:46

to just let it go and go, well, they're going

1:24:48

to do it. They're going to do it beyond them

1:24:50

while he's trying to teach. That would be annoying. Um,

1:24:52

also, I don't know how good that is for the kids. I mean,

1:24:55

if it was me, are you kidding? I'd

1:24:57

just be on Instagram all day, especially

1:25:00

with math or science. I'm like, blah,

1:25:02

blah, blah. I'm on TikTok. Don't bother

1:25:04

me right now. I'm in a Meghan

1:25:06

Markle wormhole. Just leave me alone.

1:25:09

And I found two cats that actually eat

1:25:11

hamburgers. Anyway,

1:25:16

Chris had a good point. My

1:25:18

friend Chris, I said, can't the schools just take them

1:25:21

away for the school day? He's like, well, because of

1:25:23

the school shootings, all the

1:25:25

parents, I can see that argument

1:25:27

too. Um,

1:25:29

you know, people at my age always got a meeting and

1:25:31

parents don't want, we also didn't have school shootings. So,

1:25:34

you know, I don't know. On

1:25:36

the first day, more than 100 cell phones

1:25:38

were confiscated from the students. And the following

1:25:40

days, conference complications dropped dramatically. The school

1:25:42

district has seen a drop in bullying, a

1:25:44

rise in student engagements. Teachers report that there

1:25:47

have been new phone life injected into the

1:25:49

classroom. Students are more talkative and more collaborative.

1:25:52

Yep. And then Minnesota did it. Um,

1:25:56

in this area, um, Maple,

1:26:00

Grove Middle School. Because

1:26:02

sometimes my nieces will text me

1:26:04

back in the middle of the

1:26:06

day and I'm like, who dis?

1:26:08

Why texting from

1:26:11

class? Emily, focus, focus. Emily,

1:26:13

no. Starting

1:26:15

last year we went to complete no cell phone use

1:26:17

for any reason from 8 to 2, 810

1:26:21

to 240, which is our school day, the

1:26:23

principal Patrick Smith said.

1:26:26

It's made the kids more of a conversation. There was

1:26:28

no cross the table conversations. There was no interaction on

1:26:30

the hallways. And let's be real with these devices, our

1:26:32

students, especially our teenagers, there's a lot of drama that

1:26:34

comes from social media and a lot

1:26:37

of conflict that comes from it. He says

1:26:39

the behavioral and bullying incidents are down. The

1:26:42

school doesn't have data at this point to show grades are

1:26:44

going up, but parents we talk to see a difference. They

1:26:46

say their kids are thriving and focused and doing

1:26:48

really well. They participate in discussion. I

1:26:52

don't know. What say you

1:26:54

parents? Yeah. Well, I

1:26:56

don't have any kids to comment on that. I only have nieces

1:26:58

and nephews. Um, and my

1:27:00

cats don't have phone. No, not

1:27:04

yet. Baby

1:27:06

cat might. If anybody deserves a phone, it's

1:27:08

Kato. Cause Kato gets in the most fights

1:27:11

and can be severely injured in the woods

1:27:13

at any given moment. Right. So Charlie Munger,

1:27:16

who is that you say? It's

1:27:19

our last story. Um, he

1:27:22

was Warren Buffett's right hand man. And

1:27:25

what's weird is somebody has sent me

1:27:27

fortune magazine. I've never purchased it.

1:27:30

I don't know why it arrives at my house. I

1:27:33

don't understand 50% of

1:27:35

the articles, but I always take it in

1:27:37

on the plane with me in case I get super

1:27:39

bored and want to try to read something

1:27:41

hard. Well they did

1:27:43

an article. This is

1:27:45

bad timing. And on they're

1:27:48

saying, get used to the a hundred year old

1:27:50

CEO and they had Warren

1:27:52

and Charlie. Well, they should have thought

1:27:54

about that a little. They should have gone and stopped

1:27:56

the presses because by the time they published it, Charlie's

1:27:58

already dead. He just died.

1:28:00

Oh, man. Well, he's 99. I

1:28:03

thought that's true. He

1:28:05

says if you want to most avoid mistakes

1:28:07

in life, dodge toxic

1:28:10

people and toxic activities. I'm

1:28:12

just telling you, looking at Charlie, he doesn't seem like a

1:28:14

ton of fun. Just

1:28:17

saying that you're supposed to have

1:28:19

good financial habits, integrity, and avoid

1:28:21

toxic people and toxic activities. He

1:28:25

was his own investing icon. It wasn't just

1:28:28

what his face did at all. They

1:28:31

want to hear his advice just as much. People

1:28:34

are almost certain to succeed if they spend less

1:28:36

than they earn, invest shrewdly, learn

1:28:38

continually, and remain disciplined.

1:28:41

I'm out. Yeah. I'm

1:28:45

out. Without those traits, you'll need a lot

1:28:47

of luck to be successful. Avoid

1:28:53

toxic people. Look out for those who are trying to

1:28:55

fool you or lie to you, aren't reliable in their meeting

1:28:58

and meeting their commitments. A great lesson in life is

1:29:00

get them to how I realize and do it. I

1:29:04

like it. It's how to live a long

1:29:06

and happy life. Deal

1:29:08

with reliable people and do what you're supposed to do. But

1:29:13

he also had a list of things people waste money on. You

1:29:16

know, good coffee. It's the things

1:29:18

we like. He forgets that making

1:29:20

yourself just some days a cup

1:29:23

of coffee from wherever you like it, don't get noticed,

1:29:25

can just be a little bit of a game changer.

1:29:28

Maybe that money spent was worth that happiness in

1:29:30

that moment. But these guys don't think like that.

1:29:33

Yeah. I mean, he

1:29:35

had 10 kids and lived in the same house for 70 years. Yeah.

1:29:39

I mean, at some point, can we change the look

1:29:41

here? I mean, yeah. Do something.

1:29:48

Think twice about giving someone a piece of your

1:29:50

mind. As tempting as it may be in the

1:29:52

moment, it's not likely the long term risk to

1:29:54

your reputation. After all, how you treat

1:29:56

others is a reflection of your own values. I

1:30:00

gotta see if there's more. He

1:30:03

didn't know, he said he lived in the same

1:30:05

home for 70 years. Rich people can build really

1:30:07

fancy houses, can become less happy. Well,

1:30:10

they can also become more happy. I

1:30:12

can tell you that from watching my friend, Warren White. There's

1:30:15

just, now he has built very big houses

1:30:17

in his life. Now he wants to go back to a

1:30:19

normal house, meaning in his mind 3,500

1:30:22

square feet or less. This house

1:30:25

is probably, I don't know, 3,200 square feet. There's an

1:30:28

upstairs for the

1:30:31

pup guests right here and for the

1:30:33

kids and then the downstairs is in whatever,

1:30:35

you know, it's normal. It's

1:30:37

fine. I

1:30:39

mean there's houses smaller,

1:30:42

there's houses way bigger. I don't understand the super

1:30:44

big ones where there's just, I see a lot

1:30:46

of my friends who are

1:30:48

getting older and retiring and buying these beach

1:30:50

houses where they're gonna quote retire and

1:30:53

they're way too big because

1:30:55

they have this picture that's

1:30:57

absolutely adorable of all

1:30:59

of their kids coming all of their

1:31:01

time with those kids, their kids' kids.

1:31:04

No, it never happens and then two years

1:31:06

into it, they're like, well, they want to go

1:31:08

but not when we're there. I'm like, right, you

1:31:11

never thought about that. They're like, can we have

1:31:13

the keys? When are you not going? Yeah, mom,

1:31:16

when will you not be available to go to death

1:31:18

then? He

1:31:22

said living in a modest house was not an

1:31:24

accident and I did it on purpose. A

1:31:26

basic house has utilities. See, this is so

1:31:29

strict. The larger home

1:31:31

could help you entertain more people, but that's about it.

1:31:34

Yeah, but that's a lot of fun sometimes. I'm

1:31:36

glad I have a really awesome guest room. Yeah,

1:31:39

so then and then there's a guest room

1:31:41

up here. So two couples

1:31:43

and then kids can flop wherever. You

1:31:46

don't want to go too big though because then you

1:31:48

do have to invite everybody if you're already from a big

1:31:50

family. So

1:31:52

they'll sleep on rafts on the floor. It is

1:31:55

unbelievable what they'll find acceptable. That's

1:31:58

great for the weekend. Come on,

1:32:00

cat. Are

1:32:04

all your couches pull outs? Well,

1:32:07

there's not all the couches. There's two.

1:32:09

And yes, one is for little people.

1:32:12

And I don't mean my friend Brad Williams. I

1:32:14

mean young people. Another

1:32:18

drawback to owning a mega mansion such

1:32:20

as he added, such an

1:32:23

ostentatious to play as wealth could spoil

1:32:25

kids by encouraging them to live grandly.

1:32:28

I do agree with that. There

1:32:30

isn't a level of expectation. Like

1:32:32

even when they open pottery barn

1:32:34

for kids, we

1:32:37

have the real pottery barn is expensive. And now

1:32:40

we have one for kids. And I heard a

1:32:42

lady in the real pottery barn

1:32:44

state say to her kid, he was probably 10.

1:32:47

I'd say whatever

1:32:49

his name was, Timothy. Yes, Spencer. That's

1:32:52

a good one. Spencer,

1:32:54

Hayden, Hunter. Get

1:32:57

on the couch and tell me if you like it. It

1:33:00

was like a $15,000 couch. And

1:33:03

I don't know what the kid said, but I

1:33:05

thought, you know what? We didn't even we

1:33:08

just got a couch someone else was done with. Nobody

1:33:11

asked me how I felt about it. Nobody.

1:33:14

Nobody asked me if I liked it. I

1:33:16

mean, we got new cars, but furniture, I don't even know

1:33:18

where our furniture came from. My

1:33:21

Uncle Jim would bring something over on a truck or something. Anyway,

1:33:24

you can get used to all this.

1:33:28

Yeah, he had

1:33:30

nine children across two marriages, including two step sons and

1:33:32

a son who died of leukemia at age nine.

1:33:34

Buffett and I both considered considered bigger and

1:33:37

better houses. I had a huge number of

1:33:39

children. So it was justifiable, justifiable even. And

1:33:41

I still decided not to live a life

1:33:43

where I looked like the Duke of Westchester.

1:33:46

What a random thing to pull out. I

1:33:48

don't know. It's made up from a homework movie, the

1:33:51

Duke of Westchester. And I was going to

1:33:53

avoid it. I did it on perms. I didn't think it would

1:33:55

be good for the children. That might be true. If you have

1:33:57

to bunk with your siblings and share a room, you do have

1:33:59

to. learn how to compromise and all that. Um,

1:34:03

Buffett, the 93 year old billionaire bought his

1:34:05

house in Omaha, Nebraska for $31,000 in 1958 and he's lived there ever

1:34:07

since I have seen it. Anyone

1:34:11

can, you can drive right up. It's

1:34:14

very inconspicuous, normal. There's

1:34:17

actually nicer houses on the street, but

1:34:20

he's also 93. So he's

1:34:22

not probably thinking, Hey, I'm going to run

1:34:24

down a pottery barn today. And yeah,

1:34:28

um, don't have envy.

1:34:30

Don't overspend your income. Yeah.

1:34:35

He doesn't like gambling either. Yeah.

1:34:38

Uh, he has a,

1:34:40

uh, he contributes his longevity to a

1:34:42

long held sense of caution and ability

1:34:44

to avoid all standard ways of failing.

1:34:48

That thought is never run through my mind ever.

1:34:52

Avoid crazy at all costs. I do agree with that.

1:34:54

Crazy is more common than you think. That's something we

1:34:56

should all be taught in high school. Like

1:34:58

Louis said, the way we learned about mental health

1:35:01

was through dating. Louis

1:35:05

said he dated somebody at college. She was so bat shit

1:35:08

crazy who go over to his friends and go, well, then

1:35:10

this happened and then they would all look it up like

1:35:12

an encyclopedia. You'd have to go get

1:35:14

the DSM. My

1:35:17

mom gave me a DSM to the second

1:35:20

volume for Christmas one year. That was my present.

1:35:22

So I could look up crazy things. Um,

1:35:26

I just avoid it, avoid it, avoid it,

1:35:28

avoid crazy. That's what he said. Um,

1:35:30

yeah. So there's what I said. It was something else.

1:35:32

He said I printed out all of them. He

1:35:35

was worth 2.6 billion. You

1:35:38

should see Charlie and Warren together. I

1:35:40

mean, it just looks to, it looks like two

1:35:42

dudes at Golden Corral. They're

1:35:45

just super white. They've never been

1:35:47

in the sun. Their skin kind

1:35:49

of goes to a gray tone at 90 I'd

1:35:52

say, but they, yeah, they

1:35:54

have the same suits. They're ill fitting.

1:35:56

They, he's still got the white collar

1:35:58

with the stripe on it. That's your

1:36:00

room like that. 80s. Yeah, it's perfectly

1:36:02

fine. Um, yeah,

1:36:05

it's simple to spend less than you earn

1:36:07

and invest truly and avoid taxi people consistently

1:36:13

by an S&P 500 low

1:36:16

cost index fund. Yeah, I

1:36:18

don't know what that is, Charlie, but I have bought some

1:36:20

more. I have

1:36:23

deposited more money on draft Kings. I don't

1:36:25

know how Charlie would feel about that. Probably

1:36:27

not very good. I just judgmental. He

1:36:30

would hate me as one of his kids. Kathleen,

1:36:32

what did you do with your money? Well, I went and bought a

1:36:34

boat, which yep, brand new right off

1:36:36

the lot. Never supposed to do that.

1:36:38

I did that. And then I went

1:36:40

to the casino and played video poker for 11 hours. I

1:36:48

got to do the quotes and then we're out of here. This was

1:36:50

a long one, but it's the holidays. And I

1:36:52

actually have more time. A little, let's do

1:36:54

a quote from Dolly first. Every

1:36:58

now and then when I'm with my husband,

1:37:00

I think, yeah, I'll make

1:37:03

love with Bert Reynolds tonight. As long as it

1:37:05

ain't Bert, my old man don't know

1:37:07

about it, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind. I'm sure

1:37:09

he makes love to many people while I'm the one

1:37:11

doing all the work. That

1:37:14

was her fan. She was discussing fantasies in 1982 with

1:37:16

people magazine. Part

1:37:22

of that one. Carl, I hope you're not

1:37:24

listening. Sorry about that. I didn't know she was going to

1:37:26

say that. Music

1:37:37

is an art and art is important

1:37:39

and rare. Important, rare

1:37:41

things are valuable. Valuable things

1:37:43

should be paid for. That's

1:37:46

her opinion on royalties on her

1:37:48

royalties. I agree, too.

1:37:50

I should be paid for the joke. Yeah,

1:37:52

yeah, yes. But thankfully, I don't make my

1:37:54

living off of things being played

1:37:57

on air like that, like wherever things are made.

1:38:00

Whatever Spotify. Oh, I did have a

1:38:02

ton of Spotify people. Thank you all I posted that thing

1:38:04

They just send you this thing that says artists rap and

1:38:06

then it tells you how many people 152

1:38:09

countries That's

1:38:11

just a joke it's not the podcast I don't know how to find

1:38:14

the podcast one yet I'm gonna figure it out. I'm gonna have my

1:38:16

friend help me Alright

1:38:18

termites, um, where am I going? So that's

1:38:20

it for 2023 I Have

1:38:25

a giant merch sale giant sale to

1:38:27

get everything out of this house But

1:38:31

the tour t-shirts, yep, everything's gonna be

1:38:33

ten bucks Um, I'm now

1:38:36

there's 100% about everything but most

1:38:38

things will be $10. All right

1:38:44

And I would like to thank somebody that's a

1:38:46

larger termite Thank me for not charging more and

1:38:48

I do pay more for the I call them

1:38:50

two and three times Because the

1:38:52

manufacturers are using more material. That's just the

1:38:54

fact And I have to

1:38:56

pay more and I don't pass that cost

1:38:59

on no Fair is

1:39:01

fair. I can afford it and make

1:39:03

the chubby people happy. Yeah. Yeah Upcoming

1:39:06

shows this is all in Which

1:39:11

it all which is how I need you

1:39:13

termites buy a few more tickets here. I'm seeing some ticket cancel

1:39:15

mode disappointed I

1:39:18

don't know why would you talk you let me down here

1:39:20

Tulsa? You're not letting me down. Boom I

1:39:22

know my ticket cup Santa Rosa and Wheatland. Those

1:39:25

are the makeup days when I had to cancel

1:39:27

because of Everything that went on

1:39:29

in May. Yeah, um, Santa we

1:39:32

abyss Bowl Monterey, California Birmingham,

1:39:35

Alabama love it Atlanta.

1:39:37

Love it tickets are selling very well to

1:39:39

come energy center I'm very proud of my

1:39:41

Atlanta termites Scott still Arizona

1:39:44

talking stick the casino Love that

1:39:46

lava Although

1:39:49

my super awesome Sexiest

1:39:53

person ever Native American Wayne

1:39:55

retired Is

1:39:57

he coming to the show? Well, that would be flattering. He

1:39:59

does need to do that he wants to be

1:40:01

a grandpa go be a grandpa yeah

1:40:04

he's awesome he's originally an Osage Indian

1:40:07

and he said it in and in my high school

1:40:10

was the Osage Indians and clearly I am

1:40:12

NOT a Native American I mean if I

1:40:14

am something went way wrong because I don't at

1:40:16

all have any traits that would be just

1:40:19

way too super white pale but

1:40:21

anyway he's a real Osage

1:40:24

tribe yeah anyway all right that's

1:40:26

enough Kevin um

1:40:29

chat nougatoo choo-choo see you

1:40:31

soon Huntsville Alabama home of what

1:40:33

NASA Detroit I

1:40:35

believe the Saturday show is sold out the Friday

1:40:37

one has tickets um but get

1:40:39

on it yeah cuz they're going it's

1:40:42

I just released a bunch of

1:40:44

marketing comes yeah that's um the

1:40:46

Royal Oak Theatre which is super

1:40:49

fun Dayton Ohio Indianapolis San Antonio

1:40:51

boom Austin Texas maybe Ronald be

1:40:53

home and you get his unretired

1:40:55

ass to come open wouldn't that be fun mm-hmm

1:40:59

I think Kelly McFarland's already going on that one Marietta

1:41:02

Georgia I mean Marietta Ohio not

1:41:05

to be confused with Marietta Georgia Cincinnati

1:41:08

Tarrytown New York wouldn't it

1:41:11

be fun to live in Tarrytown where

1:41:13

do you live Tarrytown yep no that's

1:41:15

a fun place Wilmington

1:41:17

Delaware and Thousand Oaks

1:41:19

California home of more

1:41:22

mattress stores there's in my life there's a

1:41:24

lot of very sleepy people in thousand people

1:41:26

are very tired they want a very good mattress and

1:41:29

they'll pay top dollar for it all

1:41:31

right Albuquerque I

1:41:33

am trying yes I am trying my

1:41:36

agent now probably looks at my phone number come

1:41:38

up on the thing and thinks to it in

1:41:40

her head I am fucking working on it that's

1:41:42

why I think she did because

1:41:44

I'm like hey then

1:41:48

I forward emails that you guys said I'm like

1:41:50

here's another person we love this person just

1:41:52

noted that I'm only eight hours away

1:41:54

where I'm at right now from Albuquerque

1:41:57

can't I just do one show in my life in Albuquerque

1:42:00

Why is everybody against this? What kind of

1:42:02

conspiracy is happening? Can you show us the

1:42:04

top of the bucket? Oh, the hood?

1:42:06

Well, I don't know if it'll go over the headphones. Yeah, it will.

1:42:08

Maybe. Maybe not your pom pom.

1:42:11

I like the teeth. Oh

1:42:14

yeah. It has a tail too.

1:42:17

This seems very cozy. Sometimes

1:42:19

I see kids, teenagers, because

1:42:22

of course, you know, yeah. But

1:42:24

they travel in these. Like you'll see them

1:42:26

at the gas station get out in this

1:42:28

1Z and I think, is that too itchy

1:42:30

or hot? No. No. It's

1:42:32

wonderful. It's like a

1:42:34

tiny thin fur blanket. I'm sure

1:42:36

it's highly flammable. I worry about when

1:42:38

I like this letter. I don't

1:42:40

feel like this has the stuff that stops

1:42:43

you from catching on fire. But

1:42:45

that's just me saying that. Don't

1:42:47

sue me. I don't know what it's made of. But anyway.

1:42:51

Alright, turn my... Have fun

1:42:53

at the Chiefs game. I will report back from the

1:42:55

Chiefs game. And friends

1:42:57

and my cousin Mike.

1:43:00

Yeah, he's a lot of fun. And his

1:43:02

wife Connie. And everybody.

1:43:07

There's a million family and friends tailgating.

1:43:11

In the quote, red lot. You gotta go look

1:43:13

for the Buffalonian. I gotta find the Buffalonian people.

1:43:16

I wanna see how they're the ones that drive

1:43:18

from Buffalo to Kansas City. Can you imagine? I've

1:43:21

seen online people are doing it. They drove

1:43:23

to Nashville. They

1:43:25

had flags. And I'm like, is that like

1:43:27

a Bills fan from Nashville? No. New

1:43:29

York plates. Those people are still

1:43:32

driving. Anyway, they're so fun to watch them. I hope

1:43:34

they set up a card table and jump on it. I wanna watch. Yeah.

1:43:37

So that's it. Thanks

1:43:54

for watching.