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Hey everybody

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it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigan's

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Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull

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up a bar stool, and let's talk

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about what's been going on. Termites

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in the words of Steven

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Nitz, welcome, welcome everyone, welcome.

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Episode 167, the publissumme

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open paddles is here, a little under the

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weather, but still made it,

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still made it, still having a

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beer, or two,

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that's exactly how to get rid of a cold. What

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am I drinking? This is Boots and Hoes,

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get it like a fireman, yeah

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from I think San Luis, I say San

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Luis Obispo, I know it's not supposed to

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be said like that, I've been corrected, but

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it is, that's the

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way, but then they said it's the white people's

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pronunciation that took over, much like

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near my Ozark house,

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Versailles is Versailles,

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but nobody's calling it Versailles because

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we, nobody except me took French

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in high school. This

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is a delicious little beer, Citrus Blonde

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Ale, that'll wake you up in the summertime,

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excellent work. What a

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weekend, what a weekend before we

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get to everything, San Luis Obispo as I

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like to call it, I

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don't, I had

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never been there, it's the home of Cal

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Poly, I didn't know that, Cal Poly Tech,

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and then I looked that up, it's a

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techie, but they work with agriculture too, there's

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a lot of weird, well not weird, but

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farms, I don't know, I

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just don't picture driving up the 101

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and seeing cows running and sheep were

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running, it's very Midwest but

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yet not, it's a

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very cute town, I'm sure. sure very

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expensive. Because it's,

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and then, but I just wanted to find a

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little dive bar to have a beer. What? You

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kind of built this bar. Yeah, and then I wanted to

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do this bar that already had Buffalo things, but it's not

2:13

called that anymore. And then these Buffalo people came and said,

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can we make it a Buffalo built bar? And the bartender

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was like, I guess. Like in there,

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like, well, you open at 6am. And

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he goes, if you can promise at least 20

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people, well, 30 or more showed up. And

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because the mafia travels well.

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They're very serious and they'll drink their

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ass off. If I was the bar owner, I'd

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say, absolutely, this will be a bills bar because nobody

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drinks as much as those people granted it's

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beer. They even had Lebat blue

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light on the menu.

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It was crazy. And I can't remember. Yeah,

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that's the place. Is

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that where the Madonna in was? Or was that

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Monterey? It was no, it was

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in San Luis Obispo. It

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was go. You

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guys got to go Google this hotel. I can't

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explain it. All I can say is called

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the Madonna in. I did not stay there because

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I didn't even know it existed. But

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then I was Google what's around me, blah, blah, blah.

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Once I get there, I

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don't know how to describe it, except I

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think it's what things would look like if

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I dropped acid. But I've never

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dropped acid. So I can't I

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can't be responsible for that. That

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was the Fremont theater, which is the old historic

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thing. They were going to tear it down. The

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city saved it just like a Hallmark movie, just

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a wonderful crowd. And then

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Monterey, super wonderful. My

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friend, Lorraine, who directed

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Bothering Jesus on Netflix did

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a great job. She came. That

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was fun. And Monterey, I got to go walk

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on the dog beach. If

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you watch the golf tournament this weekend, I tried to

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swing in there to just have a

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beer and maybe get a shirt for

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my dad or something. There

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was way too much setup going on, though. Yeah,

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I'm like, I. Well, my little bar that I,

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where you could overlook the first T, um,

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that one. And then there's, that was closed

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because they're making some VIP. There's just construction

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shit everywhere. I get it. They got to set up for this

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big tournament and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But if you

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weren't to see the tournament on TV, they will

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show the beach below you below

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the, uh, and people walk up with their dogs. They do

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it all the time on the ends and outs of the

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commercials. And that's the beach. It's Carmel

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beach. Right. And Carmel is just,

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I mean, obviously adorable. And I'm

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sure a billion. Well, I did. I got the real, I

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always get the real estate thing just to see there's

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nothing under, no, like millions

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and millions and millions and millions and millions.

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And that's when I was there. I'm like,

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holy shit. I think this is the Bay

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John Denver crash den and I Googled it

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and I was right. Monterey Bay. I

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could have been standing right there and watch poor

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little John who I love so much, just

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eat it in Monterey Bay. And he had a

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house there. Cause I'm like, what was Mr. Colorado

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doing out here? Well, he had

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a hot little house there sold for 3 million,

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three bedrooms, three baths. Yeah. Sold a while back.

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Oh, it looks like hippie fun, but I ain't no

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hippies anymore. The hippies can't afford to live there. This

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is terrible. The

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hippies got priced out to go inland. That's

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what would be my bet. That's what happens

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in Southern California anyway. So anyway, turn my

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fire. Um, we'll

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go through some stuff I got and then we're

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going to get into it. So many things. I

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seem a little tired. Um, it's

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because I, as the

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addictive person I can be, I

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got into a show on Netflix

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six hours later. And

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I'm like, I'm ruining Tuesday. But I

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was like, who cares? Yeah. I

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mean, I have stuff to do, but I'm awake. I've

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had coffee now. I'm now I'm having a beer.

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I'm waking up for all this for sure. Um,

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so I stopped by the post office so I don't get yelled

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at by my ladies up there. Um,

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and in the mail, we're going to thank Lauren.

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So she gave me some handmaids. They're very,

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very good friendship bracelets, even though she's not like

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a Tay Tay person, which, you know,

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I'm half in, half out on the Tay Tay. Not

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out, I'm only half in. I

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know you're all in, Paddles, and I know there's

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so many people my

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age are, that are

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all in that I just, I don't know. It's

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a bandwagon now. Well, welcome.

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I'm all in with Stevie. I'm all

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in with Stevie, welcome. Yeah,

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but unlike the Tay Tay people,

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seeing Stevie's once a year is enough for me.

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If it saw more than once, I don't know,

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it would ruin the magic of it, to

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me. But I

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don't know, I'm also the lady at the concert that's

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gonna have four giant beers, and those kids at the

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Tay Tay think, that's why it's

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a wonderful concert to go to. There's

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no lights for alcohol. The children don't

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care. And I'm like, wonderful. I'm so

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happy none of you give a shit. Go

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over there, trade your bracelets, and grandma will

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be over here drinking all the liquor. It's

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wonderful. Kay and

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Alan said, speaking of

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cats, wait, I know I'm a little all over the

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map. I put a video

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up on Instagram. The cutest cat

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in the whole world showed up on the porch.

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Seemed very friendly. While I opened

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the door, I couldn't

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find the three hooligans that live here

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at the time. And

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it ran in, no, it's not still here.

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I would love to, it's someone's pet. It's

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somebody who has a few dollars because it

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has an Apple ID tag and bells and

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bows and shit. This cat's got more shit

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on it. It was a very

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cute cat though. It ran right in the house,

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jumped up on the guest bedroom thing and flipped

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over for me to pet its stomach. And I'm

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like, wow, wow, this cat could be so easily

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stolen. And it let me pick it up. I

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mean, I put it back outside, but then baby

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cat saw it. And it's very hard

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to get baby cat riled up. And she went, wow.

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I mean, you could hear it on Instagram. It went back,

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but the dumb, baby cat's not, I

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don't think she can see that good. She's not

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the brightest of the three. There

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was a glass in between them. She's like,

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there's no game on baby cats. There's no

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game on here. The door's closed. There's glass

8:10

in between you and that cat. And

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that cat just kept banging. Like I've

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never seen a cat though with...

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You know you can afford an air tag. I

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could afford an air tag, I suppose. But

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what does it do? I can't follow the

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cat. You can. You can track it

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on your head. Oh, but they're outside

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too much. They go in the woods. I've read all

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this stuff. Don't get started with me, either cat

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people. Cat people are crazier than

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dog people. I'm just saying. God.

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But I'm a cat person too. So I

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will put myself... But they did

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make good points that if your cats are outside a

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lot. They're over in the woods

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a lot. And I don't want them getting

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caught. And then, yeah. I'd

8:53

just rather not know where they're going. I know what they don't do is

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guard this property. I found

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cotto in the planter. While the other... Cotto

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in the planter started to sleep. That other cat

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came in. Thankfully it was

9:06

friendly. And it didn't want anything except to be petted.

9:08

Which is... Oh, and it ate a bunch of food. It's

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probably telling all the other cats. You're not going

9:13

to believe this shit. They just leave

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it out on the porch all day. Well, I

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do leave it out on the porch. I bring it in at

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night. I've learned

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my lesson. No food on porch at

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night. Everything.

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The skunks. Everything. Kay

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and Alan brought me cat stuff. And a

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Dolly Parton wisdom book. Which I

9:32

may incorporate once I'm out of these quotes. Michael gave me a

9:34

possum blanket. It's awesome. Yeah,

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it's being mailed back. I had to have

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a lot of stuff shipped back. And some

9:42

possum Bigfoot themed artwork. I don't have that yet

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either. And Kelly said the funny

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beauty. What? It's

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all in the mail. Coming back to

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me. Yeah. Especially when I'm running

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for the earliest flight in the world. So I can

9:56

go home and do what? Watch football! So

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good. Should we talk about football for a second? Well,

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I know but I should do my shout outs

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first because I got to taste some of

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this anyway So there's

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this jerky right here. This is

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from Leslie. It's called Cantoneo Brothers

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fine jerky mesquite Solid

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strips of beef. I always have a

10:19

lie. I always love how these things say sugar-free,

10:21

but then if you go to the sodium Whoa

10:25

Yeah, but that's what I like. That's why I like it Yeah,

10:29

this would be fine when I'm 75 It's

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good, I

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like mesquite jerky Cantoneo

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as well as since 1947. I'm the

10:44

only pretty small batch bachelors. I wonder

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where it's from though They

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bought it Best age off

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shout out to Lily for that and

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Billy Patton Christine. Oh my god Taylor

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made golf balls and they have the Madigan's

10:59

pop castle logo on them I

11:01

know but now I don't want to hit them, but

11:03

then I think maybe someone will find it and go what the

11:06

fuck is that? Yeah, and then they'll come listen to the podcast

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Wonderful Claudia

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sizzy cues Pinquito

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beans. Um, that's

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not here. This jerky doesn't oh

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Oh You

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got boy up right, right, right, right, right Genie

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the Bigfoot sound machine love it Norwegian hanker.

11:27

There was so much of local beer from

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Amanda I gave a bunch to my friend

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Laurene cuz her husband Tony really

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likes tasting weird beers and I can get some

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home But not all and

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then I just side Which

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people in the staff can have it he

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also sent cat toys I think baby cat

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knows now cuz when I come

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home the big suitcase the first one she

11:51

sits next to it Let's me out. Well,

11:53

she knows there should never um

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Cookies from Jason Hannah

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and X-Rah. Cheri

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Lisa and Zoe. Gover

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Beach Suckers. Oh,

12:08

the California Fish Taco Cat. That

12:11

one's already out of the bag. Yeah, loves

12:13

it. Monterey, that

12:15

was the state theater. Monterey's

12:17

got a great feel. Golden State Theater. The

12:20

Golden State? Yes, the Golden State. Oh,

12:22

as in the Golden State Warriors? Yes. As

12:25

in California is the Golden State? Yes. I

12:27

get it. I get it! It's a

12:29

little late to the party. Fire, fire, fire! Cynthia

12:32

and Michael. Some

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Thai Spicy Peanuts. Yeah. Patty

12:38

and Bruce. The Pebble Beach Hat. See, I

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was going to go down there and buy stuff. This

12:42

is too crazy. And

12:45

then they brought this salami. I

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love salami. This is Faustmann's

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Artesional Pork Five

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Alarm Habanero. You

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gotta get beer ready. Yeah, I gotta get beer ready. And

12:57

I gotta back up beer, too. I

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can't see where it's from. I can't read it.

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And I have reading glasses on. You taste

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it. I'll look it up. Yeah. Well,

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oh, it's from San Juan Bautista,

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California. All right.

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Well, here we go. Let's see if

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it's really five or long. It's un-terrifying.

13:19

Well, all... Oh,

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my God. Oh, my

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God. Oh, my God. Gross!

13:25

No, gross is just five alarm. It

13:27

is five alarms. They're not kidding.

13:30

Holy shit. Oh, you straighten

13:32

the trash like a GoPro. Whoa.

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Whoa. Whoa. Well, I

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love salami. Wow. Wow. Well,

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I'm almost done with this part. Amy

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brought her the Banana Slug Hoodie. It's one of the

13:46

softest things I've ever felt. It's wonderful. It's

13:49

in the laundry right now. Steven and La

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Creme Chardonnay. Who doesn't like La Creme? I love

13:54

it. And technically, we're in wine country there. I

13:57

always think of like Sonoma and Napa. I don't think

13:59

of La Creme Chardonnay. Monterey and I

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know they didn't know that I didn't

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it didn't and then I did see vineyards driving

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down from Monterey down there now

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I didn't go to the wine the wineries

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are not my thing I don't you know

14:14

where they're like do you

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want to sample no just give me the

14:19

bottle I don't sit here with tiny glasses

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and I would do that at

14:23

a brewery because I like to taste

14:25

different beers but wine I

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don't know enough about it I don't really

14:29

care enough just give me a peanut

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and water that I can see through and I'll be quiet

14:34

in the corner I won't bother anyone no

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I but I like wine but do the winery thing

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no and there

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I know people get so excited about those

14:45

vacations and then I think

14:47

I guess we have to hire a driver because how

14:49

are you gonna get from winery to winery if I'm

14:51

slowly getting hammered all day but

14:54

I bet there's too many explanations

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the stories are too long it did

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science and yeah I just I don't know

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it's like if you had a bunch of

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attention I don't care how you made them I just don't just

15:07

give me the bag of lazer I don't I

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don't care Stephanie

15:12

brought some stuff for the night guards yeah

15:14

a red book protein puffs I haven't really

15:17

run those by him just yet but we will

15:19

see oh

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oh we got these people that owned a bagels

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shop and we ate two of them backstage they

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were the best things I've ever eaten yeah it

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was Lorraine Dennis Janice Chris and Brian and Wanda

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Deborah and AGA brought some local beers and

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a bunch of other stuff

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so shout out to everybody that brought stuff backstage

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I'll read this note later but

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it was a good one and the oh

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I didn't say I tasted these taco works

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tortilla chips and Lewis

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of this boat Lewis white

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people pronunciation oh There's

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a kick to him. Taco works. Taco

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works. I like it. All right. Let's

16:07

talk about the football. Detroit,

16:13

all my sympathies. I

16:16

know I didn't want to see Detroit lose, but you

16:18

know what? They keep blaming the

16:21

coach for the call. You know,

16:23

a couple times he went forth that he goes for it.

16:26

Okay. Yeah, that's all probably wasn't the smartest

16:28

thing. You also didn't score any

16:30

points in the second half until the 49ers didn't

16:33

give a shit anymore. Yeah,

16:35

they don't. They're like, go ahead. Score another touchdown.

16:37

You can't catch us. So you can't really count

16:39

those points. I think what's

16:41

his face. The 49ers made adjustments at halftime.

16:44

And Shanahan, the son of the other one. Right.

16:47

The other is Shanahan. The same is

16:49

Shanahan senior. So

16:51

I hope I'd be excited though. If I was

16:54

a Lions fan, you got a good year. You

16:56

got a good future. You

16:58

probably can't go all the way just like

17:01

that. But you know, it's the halftime adjustments.

17:03

He nailed you. He got

17:05

you. Yeah. You can't just blame it on, oh,

17:08

an extra point. We went

17:10

for two or always fourth and one and

17:12

we went for it. We should. There's

17:14

a lot of other shit going on there. And

17:17

all the players played well. I

17:21

know the poor kicker. But you know what? If you're smart,

17:23

just stay over there. You don't want

17:25

to be the one that misses and loses the game. The

17:28

kickers don't get enough appreciation when they make it. It's always

17:30

just expected. And then they get crucified if

17:32

they miss it. It's a horrible job.

17:34

Not enough. Well, I have a story. I

17:36

have a good story about Tyler Bass. An

17:38

update. And

17:41

then the other game was

17:43

Chiefs Ravens. And

17:46

Lamar didn't show up. I said it.

17:48

I said it. I said it. I

17:50

said it. Good morning football.

17:52

Blah, blah, blah. If

17:55

you, who do you trust more? Or Patrick?

17:57

Patrick! Mahalbz? Lamar,

18:02

I don't know what happened there, but

18:05

if you would have told me that score is gonna be

18:07

17 to 10, I mean no. The over was like 55

18:10

or some crap. Alright, that's enough football

18:12

talk, but it's going on to say

18:16

you lost a tiny bit of money on DraftKings? Well,

18:19

that's because I think all the whole

18:21

world did. There was

18:23

a lot of

18:25

lines messed up and then when San

18:28

Francisco allowed that Detroit touchdown, that really

18:30

fucked up the lines. Yeah,

18:32

that's when people thought the NFL's rigged, but like

18:34

me and my cousin Mike always say, if it

18:36

is rigged, it's still one team that's gonna do

18:38

something. You got to pick, just pick. Who cares

18:40

if it's rigged? I don't even care. That's how

18:42

much I like football. I don't even care if

18:44

it's fake in front of my face. It's

18:47

not rigged. Yeah,

18:50

I should have my cousin Mike calling with some

18:52

betting tips for the Super Bowl because

18:55

he could tell you why and he's

18:57

usually right and he, I don't

18:59

know, I'm gonna take for

19:01

the Super Bowl Kansas

19:03

City. I'm taking

19:05

Kansas City, even though in my bracket I have San Francisco

19:07

going all the way. I've changed my mind now. Kansas

19:10

City was playing like shit leading up to the playoffs

19:12

and this and now they look great again. So I'm

19:15

allowed to change my mind. I'm allowed

19:18

and I'm changing my mind. My dad is like 37 people.

19:26

I'm like does everybody realize sometimes

19:29

we jokingly call him stroke elope. My

19:31

dad because he's had a couple strokes,

19:33

but he's fine. I mean his brain's

19:35

fine all that he's fine. I'm looking

19:37

at this going, his

19:41

brain is 50 times better than mine and he's

19:43

up to speed on all of it. So anyway

19:46

he's winning as of now, but for

19:48

him to win, San Francisco has to win. There's

19:51

other people right up on his ass that

19:54

have an inning. Alright moving on. Up

19:56

next! Hold

19:58

on this was This is just crazy.

20:01

So Cher, you know,

20:05

she's trying to get conservative, Queen Cher, where is

20:07

she back there? Trying to get conservatorship over

20:10

Elijah Blue, her son. Elijah's

20:18

wife claims that Cher is a

20:20

manic depressive and unfit to serve

20:22

as a conservator. Good

20:26

luck on that. Yeah, she

20:28

said she's a manic depressive and

20:31

categorically unfit to serve

20:33

as Elijah's conservator. In

20:36

new documents. I

20:38

love that this is the ex-wife. She's

20:40

ridiculous. No, it's still his wife. Did

20:42

I say ex? No, he's ex. This

20:44

lady's an ex-wife? Yeah. Did

20:47

I say that? No, I read that.

20:50

No, it's not, it's his wife. It's still married?

20:52

Yes. I've read ex-wife. Don't put crazy

20:55

facts into my head I thought I didn't check

20:57

and I probably didn't. Ex-wife. It's

20:59

not an ex-wife. Here's

21:03

what she says about her. She says, to

21:05

my knowledge, the petitioner, Cher, has

21:08

never known the security code to her own home,

21:10

does not drive, does not prepare her own meals

21:12

or dress herself, and has admitted to me that

21:15

she is a manic depressive. Okay,

21:17

well, when you're a billionaire, I

21:21

would laugh my ass off if I said to

21:23

Cher, hey, what's your garage code? She went

21:26

4912 to 49, of course she doesn't

21:28

know. She doesn't drive, why

21:30

would you if you didn't have to? I

21:32

hate driving, but I

21:34

do, but I hate it. She does not prepare

21:36

her own meals, me neither. I hate cooking, I

21:38

hate everything about it. Or dress herself, well,

21:40

I don't have anyone to dress me. So,

21:42

I put on

21:44

my own clothes. She

21:48

further alleges that Cher's personal assistant,

21:50

Jennifer Ruiz, has taken over the

21:52

Moonstruck star of private affairs, private

21:54

and public affairs, and believes Ruiz would

21:56

do the same with Almond, leaving him

21:58

surrounded by. surrounded by

22:01

triggers. Hmm.

22:05

A trigger. Is that

22:07

bad people? That what that means?

22:09

Um, he

22:12

says he's successfully managing his finances. He's

22:14

rented a home with this lady and

22:16

remains sober. He also writes that

22:18

he's been using a financial manager to issue necessary

22:21

payments to the trust left him as late father

22:23

Greg Alman. I bet that is a

22:25

shit ton to the alma brothers because

22:27

they still get played a lot on

22:30

the serious radio. He

22:34

said I could have demanded that my mandatory distributions

22:37

be made to me directly as required, but

22:40

I did not do so. He said

22:42

he's also submitted to voluntary drug testing three

22:44

times in January, all of which he passed.

22:46

And he reveals that he's been illicit, uh,

22:49

substance free since October 10th.

22:52

There's another hearing set. Well,

22:55

I have the result. Survey

23:00

says judge says share.

23:02

You're out. Whoa. But

23:05

you know what? Then at least she can go.

23:07

Well, I tried. If he's

23:09

pissing off his money, wait, he's like 50 years

23:11

old. I don't understand this shit. Let

23:13

him piss it away. I mean, I don't

23:15

know. Yeah. Here's what a judge

23:17

ruled. A judge on Monday rejected

23:19

or requested her adult son be put into

23:22

court conservatorship controlling his money. Um,

23:26

he was not convinced. Oh,

23:28

she, Jessica, somebody was not convinced

23:30

that a conservatorship was urgently

23:32

needed in the decline of addition. She will

23:34

consider a larger long-term conservatorship at a hearing

23:36

in March. Share observed the

23:38

hearing remotely. She appeared on the large

23:40

screen in the courtroom throughout, but did

23:42

not take place and take part in the

23:44

arguments. If I was any of the attorneys, attorneys, that's

23:47

all I could focus on. His share is on a

23:49

big screen right now. Um, so

23:53

she doesn't get to hope

23:56

he doesn't spend it all on drugs or

23:58

whatever he likes. We're

24:01

going to have to do an update on this. We'll do an

24:03

update. He filed for

24:05

divorce for her. He filed

24:08

divorce, Elijah, to get rid of this lady.

24:10

And then immediately dismissed

24:13

that before the conservatorship

24:15

hearing. Oh, he dismissed it before this

24:17

hearing. Yeah. Well...

24:19

They're technically married, but he really

24:21

doesn't. He doesn't want to be married, too. The

24:23

judge won't care about any of that. They don't

24:26

care about what's going on there. It's all about,

24:28

are you a competent adult? And

24:31

if he's been drug-free,

24:33

everything illicit drug-free since

24:35

October... What's

24:37

the October? November,

24:40

December... It's only three months, but

24:42

he's trying. He's trying. Update. Yeah.

24:47

Boop. It was bam

24:49

bam. Update.

24:53

Oh, my God. This is so... Okay,

24:57

so we talked about Tay Tay's stalker. And

25:00

I'm not just saying this because of Taylor

25:02

Swift. I'm saying this because I cannot believe

25:04

that stalkers don't get in more trouble than

25:06

they do. They're never held. They're

25:08

released right back to the same goddamn day.

25:11

Well, this guy, he's been arrested twice.

25:14

He was let

25:16

out again, and he was arrested

25:18

for the third time, less than 48

25:20

hours after his arrest, digging

25:22

through the garbage bin across the street in

25:24

New York City. That's ridiculous. I know.

25:28

She has a townhouse, but she also has a

25:31

Batman garage. I've seen it on Instagram, and I'm

25:33

like, holy shit. Yeah, it

25:35

is crazy. He admitted he was there

25:37

to see her at the same location, less than 48 hours. He

25:40

was arrested shortly before 7. They

25:43

called the security team to

25:46

block that... Oh,

25:49

they got a police block after seeing the guy who'd been arrested

25:51

standing on the street, staring at her building. These

25:54

folks at the van told him to leave the

25:56

area. You know, he... I

25:58

just don't... But I

26:01

don't know if they're keeping him or not Or

26:03

if he got let out again But I

26:05

mean if you're if you're whoever Taylor

26:07

any other these people I don't

26:10

oh my god There's a picture of his eyes look like

26:12

pinwheels. I mean he's there like popping out of his head

26:14

like whoa whoa whoa Whoa,

26:16

but this is like I had this so

26:19

this is where it gets crazy Not

26:22

just with her, but this stalking shit. Um, this

26:25

guy's 33 years old. His name is David Crowe

26:28

Um, you gotta I don't know what you do with them

26:31

put them in a psych ward Something and

26:33

go no cuckoo bird Johnson. We're

26:35

not doing this Here's

26:39

some people that Were

26:41

stalked and John Lennon This

26:45

guy because I watched that whole documentary This

26:48

mark David Chapman the guy who killed him

26:51

went up to the doorman and then

26:53

the doorman goes Oh, you want to see him? He

26:55

usually comes out about this gave the guy his schedule

26:57

now that was back then I get it But

27:00

also if I'm Yoko, well, I'm not

27:02

paying the HOA dues this month if

27:04

you told that man when he could

27:06

actually kill my husband No,

27:08

I'm not paying and they're probably a lot in New York

27:13

He was just hanging outside the Yeah

27:22

He shot Lennon before notoriously opening a copy of

27:24

JD Salinger's the catcher in the right as he

27:26

calmly waited for the police to arrive Then there

27:28

was Rebecca Shafer Tragically shot and killed by a

27:30

stalker when she answered the front door of her

27:32

LA apartment 19. She was only 21 years old

27:36

He was an obsessed fan. He paid a private investigator

27:38

tracked down her address to vehicle records. It's

27:41

that's all out there Yeah, unless somebody bought

27:43

it in the corporation He's

27:46

still in prison Then

27:48

they passed a law it was the first anti

27:51

stalking law in 1990

27:53

which makes it a crime to willfully and maliciously

27:55

harass another person who makes a credible threat with

27:58

the intent to place that person in reasonable

28:00

fear for his or her safety. This

28:02

applies to normal people too. I mean, not

28:04

all they're not all rich famous people. This

28:07

girl probably won't even that rich. Teresa

28:10

Saldana, raging bull

28:12

actress was approached by a crazy stalker outside

28:14

of her West Hollywood apartment in 1982. A stranger asked

28:18

if she was a famous actress she appeared to be

28:20

when she said yes, never say yes. No,

28:24

Violet super fan. Arthur

28:26

Johnson stabbed her multiple times with

28:28

a hunting knife. She survived

28:30

when a delivery truck driver fought off her attacker

28:32

and pinned him down until cops arrived. She spent

28:35

three months recovering in the hospital after the attack.

28:38

He said he wrote his diary, he was on

28:40

a divine mission to bring her to eternity. What?

28:44

Yeah. And then

28:47

I remember this because I had just done

28:49

this venue. Um, the

28:51

one of the youngsters, very sad,

28:53

Christina grimy. She was on

28:55

the voice which I didn't know. I don't

28:58

watch all those things. No,

29:02

I'm watching. Well, I'm gonna take a one watching him

29:04

and what I

29:06

watched for six hours voice our voice

29:09

singer and YouTube star was killed

29:11

by an obsessed fan while signing autographs at

29:13

a post concert event in Orlando, Florida in

29:15

2016. Yeah,

29:18

he was infatuated. They thought he thought the two

29:20

would get married. And

29:23

then wow, oh,

29:25

Madonna had a guy hop the fence and

29:28

her people killed him. They shot him. Yeah.

29:32

They shot her stalker, Robert

29:35

Hoskins after he hopped the fence at her Hollywood Hills estate

29:37

in 1995. He

29:40

had previously said he'd either marry Madonna or

29:42

slash her throat from ear to ear. Fortunately,

29:45

she was in Miami, Miami at the time.

29:47

Yeah, he only got he got 10 years

29:49

for that. Any year. So

29:52

you know, if you're

29:54

Madonna, now maybe he doesn't want to stalk a 65

29:56

year old these days, but I think about

29:58

it. pick about it

30:01

and then you think well what's the answer so if you're

30:03

a tatatay do you give up on New York City and

30:05

go to some giant estate but then I think

30:07

that's just more land he can jump a fence yeah

30:10

you know say you're the judge with 5,000

30:12

acres or whatever they

30:15

have here in this outside of

30:17

Nashville how can you possibly

30:19

guard all that Garth

30:23

has a mountain Garth should have a mountain I'm

30:25

sure he's in blazing to giant G on top

30:27

of it update Arizona

30:30

plans have been submitted for you

30:32

to get a what-a-fuck-a-s please

30:40

approve it so next time I come

30:42

there it's gonna be

30:45

near interstate 10 and Bullard Avenue

30:47

the city's zoning and planning commission

30:49

unanimously approved a plan to rezone

30:51

71 acres boom yes

30:54

the Goodyear City Council still

30:57

needs to vote on the project before it can move

30:59

forward right now there's 47 Bucky's locations

31:02

34 in Texas the rest are

31:04

dispersed across the south this is a sweet update it's a

31:14

swap date Buffalo Bill

31:16

fans support Tyler Bass that's their

31:19

kicker who missed the field goal

31:21

which did not help in their

31:23

losing effort is it

31:25

an effort if you lose there's

31:27

been a rush of positivity I

31:29

say PA WS support

31:31

online for Buffalo Bills kicker Tyler Bass after

31:33

he missed a 44-yard kick in the 27

31:36

24 divisional round loss to the Chiefs that would have tied

31:38

the game with a minute and 43 seconds

31:41

left everybody got so mad he had to

31:43

delete his social media it was very upsetting

31:45

very said well everybody's

31:47

donated so far it's over $110,000 to

31:50

be made to in

31:52

his name to the ten lives club a

31:54

nonprofit cat adoption group based in the Buffalo

31:56

area that is dedicated to reducing the number

31:58

of cats euthanized every day year and

32:00

the number of putting shelters per public

32:02

relations Kimberly La Russa. The number is

32:04

now continuing to increase. He

32:07

has a picture of him supporting it and he has a really

32:09

cool cat. I think it's a Maine Coon cat and it looks

32:11

like a Batman cat. It has black eyes like

32:14

he's white and black. So

32:17

at least something good came out of it. He

32:19

shouldn't have to delete it. Yeah, there's his cat.

32:23

Only a punk would hurt a cat or a dog. Show

32:26

your soft side. He's adorable. He's adorable.

32:29

Yeah. Cause he's single ladies,

32:31

buffalo people get on it. Update.

32:35

Alexander Hamilton's pistol. I told you

32:37

about it. Well it got $800,000. I

32:41

told you. Gun

32:43

people, gun collectors, gun enthusiasts

32:46

if you will. It

32:50

was expected to achieve about 500, 500.

32:53

We talked about this and I said I think

32:55

it would get a lot more because there's so many gun,

32:57

it has his initials on it. Hamilton's

33:00

a very popular musical. Well

33:05

it got $800,000. I just think people with

33:07

that much money, if you have $800,000 just bid one five. Right.

33:13

Right. I don't, I would think that would have gone for

33:15

a lot more. Update.

33:19

I do not understand this and

33:21

every, all the termites said that to me immediately

33:24

and I had already, was already on it, but

33:26

keep sending those things because sometimes I'm not on

33:28

it if I'm traveling or whatever. Protesters

33:31

hurl soup at the Mona Lisa in Paris. Soap.

33:38

How many security meetings do we need to

33:41

have? How many guys? You

33:44

were not allowing soup in. Pumpkin soup nonetheless.

33:46

Pumpkin soup? It was gross. I

33:48

know. I know. And

33:50

then if it was something I liked, I'd be mad they wasted

33:53

it. So they could have fed homeless people with that soup. Yes,

33:55

good soup. That's two ladies. One's

33:58

a younger one and one's a little older. and

34:01

they jumped, they threw the, it looked like they

34:04

had the soup in what, like a bud, like

34:07

a beer, I call them cottles, can bottle.

34:09

I hate those. Just go with a can

34:11

or give me a bottle, but I don't like them

34:13

at all. But Ron did have a good point because

34:16

the lid screws on, on those, like

34:18

a mick ultra of the cottles, as I call

34:20

them. If you're golfing, the wind

34:22

won't flatten out your beer while you're driving your cart.

34:25

See, you just see those little drinking tips, even

34:27

though I don't like the taste, I

34:29

don't like the beer coming out of them, whatever.

34:32

That's what it looked like they had soup in.

34:34

It looked like a can bottle of beer, but

34:36

instead it's orange soup. Now the Mona Lisa's covered

34:38

in glass, but somebody's got to clean

34:40

all this shit up that I would make them do it.

34:42

First of all, here's our cleaning stuff, start

34:45

now, and then you're going to be arrested. You're going

34:47

to prison. I've had it. I just had it, but

34:49

I really had it with security. The

34:51

hell is going on? I mean, no,

34:54

the answer is no. You

34:57

know what? If you have to, you

34:59

get lockers and say you can't take that in. If

35:02

you want to run a locker, they're right there. You

35:04

put your backpack and all your bullshit, but you're

35:06

going in here hands free. There's drinking fountains if

35:09

you need a drink. There you go.

35:11

Old school. We're going Catholic grade school. There's two

35:13

drinking fountains. Follow the arrows. Get on over there.

35:15

If you're dying of thirst, the

35:18

environmental group, I'm not even going to say their name.

35:22

Two protesters involved in the campaign were

35:24

behind it. The Louvre has reopened the

35:28

Sal D'etat,

35:31

which means Room of States, which

35:34

houses the Mona Lisa after it was

35:36

evacuated. Then I started reading the comments,

35:38

and one guy goes, if you think that's the real

35:40

Mona Lisa anyway, you're a moron. You

35:42

know what? I don't think the Louvre is

35:44

lying to me. Two

35:47

activists, blah, blah, blah. The

35:49

Louvre security staff was immediately intervened.

35:51

Way too late. You

35:54

know what they did? They put up those partitions so

35:56

nobody could see them. It doesn't matter if you can't

35:58

see them. You can hear them. I could still hear them

36:00

going, l'ai-zans-fants, like they're calling the

36:02

children. Like

36:06

the museum said it was logically a complaint. The

36:10

enigmatic portrait is no stranger. We know

36:12

the history of the, I don't need to go to the, in

36:16

2009, a woman angrily threw a ceramic cup at

36:18

the painting, breaking the cup, but leaving the painting

36:20

unharmed. Were

36:24

you walking in with your morning coffee from home

36:26

in a ceramic cup? No, they've got

36:28

to stop this. Did you see the Mona

36:30

Lisa? In 2022, a visitor smeared frosting all

36:35

over the Renaissance era paintings for a doctor. Frosting,

36:38

oh ma'am, can I see what's in your purse?

36:40

Don't fuck with my Betty Crocker ready to make

36:42

frosting. I love that shit, I eat it right

36:44

out of the can. I

36:47

just do not. You know what, they even know

36:49

bag policy. No bag policy, exactly. Yeah, pick it

36:51

up when you get it. Or it's gotta be

36:53

the clear bag, like at the stadiums, and

36:56

the people checking need to really check is

36:58

there anything in there that could

37:00

be thrown or damaging? It's

37:04

just terrible. It's

37:06

terrible, that's what my inner old

37:08

person comes out. That's just awful.

37:12

Okay, uh-oh, we're moving on to, holy shit,

37:14

they found it. This

37:17

is, they might have found it. And all

37:19

the termites were on this one too. This

37:22

is one of the first books I read for a book report. And

37:24

this is where my parents should have been like, okay.

37:30

One of my first books was about Amelia Earhart's

37:32

missing plate. So it's

37:34

no surprise that I'm still obsessed

37:36

with flight 370, the Malaysia airline

37:38

missing plate. Cause I

37:41

couldn't believe, well

37:43

I watched a thing with my dad way back and

37:45

they said that they found like a

37:48

woman's cream thing on this island, like

37:50

did her and Fred live for a

37:52

while? Did they die? Well, a

37:54

former US Air officer spent $11 million searching

37:57

for Amelia Earhart's long lost plane.

38:00

have found it. Here's

38:02

the thing. He

38:04

found somebody's plane. It's a,

38:06

it looks like a plane with the sonar.

38:08

Now, is it hers? I

38:11

don't know. A lot of those islands were

38:13

stopping places in World War Two. He

38:17

believes an image he captured using may have

38:20

finally answered one of the most baffling mysteries. What

38:23

caused the disappearance of the iconic pilot at

38:25

the height of her fame? Tony

38:27

Romeo is one of the long

38:29

line of researchers and hobbyists who have taken up the

38:31

search for Airhertz

38:33

distinctive lackey. And then I think, well,

38:36

I would like to hang out with somebody like that

38:38

to a point though. If

38:40

you're gonna spend in 11 million now,

38:42

you're obsessed. Like, I'm obsessed when I

38:44

feel like it and then I let

38:47

it go. Like Malaysia flight 370. I've

38:49

pretty much let it go, but I

38:51

do have Google alerts. But that's normal.

38:54

The mystery sounding it appears as long as

38:57

those puzzle research puzzle researchers and spurred conspiracy

38:59

theories over the year from the Japanese taking

39:01

her prisoner. And there were witnesses, Japanese

39:04

people that said we

39:06

saw two white people, super

39:08

tall lady. She was

39:11

very tall that were in the

39:13

Japanese. That's another theory. The other theory

39:15

is nikomo island. Um, everybody

39:17

doesn't need to know all the theories. I know there's a

39:19

lot out there. Um, this

39:22

guy, Romeo, a former real estate investor,

39:24

sold commercial properties to raise the 11

39:26

million needed to begin to fund the

39:28

research returned in December from a roughly 100 day

39:31

voyages. See with a sonar image that

39:33

believes he shows the last point, the

39:35

lost plane in the oceans depth. Now,

39:38

none of the, none of the articles I read, I

39:40

couldn't figure out if this is near the

39:42

island that they thought they land on because they

39:45

found American stuff like

39:47

two people survived and then died like

39:50

by a little fire in all that guy. So

39:53

he used a $9 million high tech

39:55

unmanned submersible by

39:58

this is all hard. shit. Nobody needs

40:00

to know. He was getting out of real

40:03

estate and looking for a new project. So

40:05

I started about 18 months ago, this

40:07

was something I've been thinking and researching for a long

40:09

time. They captured

40:11

a sonar image of a plane shaped object

40:14

about 100 miles from Holland Island

40:16

but didn't discover the image so

40:18

I don't how close

40:20

is it to the island but didn't

40:22

discover the image in this immersive until the 90th day

40:25

of the voyage making it impractical

40:27

to turn back to get a closer look so

40:29

they were too far away. Well, you got

40:31

to speed up that process and because you're gonna have

40:33

to keep going back if you're

40:36

not getting it till

40:38

two three days later.

40:40

Okay, the image

40:42

was taken just about right geographically

40:45

compared to where air heart's flight is believed to

40:47

have gone down. Other people say they

40:50

need clear views and more details, such as

40:52

the plane serial number until you physically take a look.

40:54

There's no way to be sure right it could be

40:56

a World War Two plane. Right. I don't

40:58

know. Any people know are

41:00

those the same planes what kind of what she was

41:02

flying in? It

41:05

could be right. It could be a missing aircraft lost in the

41:08

Pacific or less interesting perhaps

41:10

another manmade object that fell off a

41:12

shipping container. It

41:14

looks like a plane. Yeah, I don't see it looking

41:16

like a shipping container thing. He's

41:19

confident. So we'll do an

41:21

update. If there's a confirmation, they got to go back though.

41:24

Right. This is

41:26

fun. This is exciting. This

41:28

is my research. Well,

41:31

it's a holy shit. They found it. These

41:33

are on top

41:39

of the ones that I already talked about new

41:41

colonies of Emperor penguins revealed

41:43

by bird poop visible from

41:45

spin. These

41:48

Emperor penguins these Yes, yes.

41:51

These guys are my them.

41:54

It's me waddling at you. They're five

41:56

foot tall and they weigh a hundo. Can

42:00

you imagine if I was an actual penguin? Like, I

42:03

didn't understand they were that big. We're going

42:05

to practice. I did not understand that an

42:07

emperor, I know emperor means the large ones,

42:09

but I didn't understand five foot tall, 100

42:11

pounds coming at you. I would

42:13

make eye perfect, eye contact with it. Hello.

42:19

Poop stains are rarely caused for

42:21

celebration. Poop stains? Yeah, but they are

42:23

the reason antarche researchers have been able

42:26

to identify four new colonies of emperor

42:28

penguins, a species threatened by extinction by

42:30

climate change. The scientists

42:32

from British survey used

42:34

satellite images to spot telltale patches

42:37

of penguins guano visible

42:39

from space, a series of brown smudges

42:41

against the vast of the white continent.

42:43

The four colonies most likely

42:45

existed for years, but hadn't been spotted

42:48

until Peter Fretwell poured

42:51

over some of the images. Some of the colonies

42:53

appeared to be moving as climate change threatens the

42:56

Antarctic sea ice on which they live and

42:58

breed. Emperor

43:01

penguins are classed as near threatened with

43:03

about 600,000 left. You

43:06

know what? 50% drop over the

43:08

past half century. That's sad. They

43:10

don't bother anybody. No. So

43:12

hold on. I want to see

43:15

if they put, because I had two of these articles.

43:17

Yeah. I'm five

43:20

foot tall. That is

43:22

crazy. We're going to package

43:25

a penguin model later. I'll do my penguin

43:27

model. Maybe I'll go on stage like that. Five

43:31

foot tall. That's crazy. Moving

43:33

on. This is my state. Oh

43:35

no. Alabama hold our beer. Missouri's

43:37

got something to say. A Missouri rule

43:41

would allow senators

43:43

to challenge each other to a duel. What?

43:53

What did you just say? I'm

43:56

for it. I'm all for it. I think

43:58

it's time we just start shooting each other. All

44:00

these politicians, if done correctly, will

44:03

end up with half the amount of politicians we had

44:05

to begin with. A

44:08

member of the Missouri Senate has proposed a rule

44:10

change that if passed would allow senators to challenge

44:12

each other to a duel. Senator

44:14

Nick Schruer

44:18

put a motion to adopt a rule to

44:22

allow state politicians to settle

44:24

grievances through physicality. His proposed

44:26

amendment was posted on Twitter by

44:29

Missouri Democrats. It read, if a senator's

44:32

honor is impunged by another senator to

44:34

the point where it is beyond repair

44:36

and in order for the offended

44:38

senator to gain satisfaction, such senator

44:40

may rectify the perceived insult to

44:42

the senator's honor by challenging

44:45

the offending senator to

44:47

a duel. I'd like

44:49

to see Nancy and Mitch go at it. It

44:51

would probably take 50 rounds to hit anything because

44:53

they're 100. They're just shooting up

44:55

into the air. The

44:58

trusted representative known as the second

45:00

of the offended senator shall send

45:03

a written challenge to the offending

45:05

senator. The two senators shall agree

45:07

to the terms of the duel, including the choice

45:09

of weapons, which should be witnessed and enforced by

45:11

their respective seconds. The duel shall take place

45:13

in the well of the Senate at the

45:16

hour of high noon. High noon. High

45:18

noon. And we'll also, I'll be selling

45:20

high noon shelters outside. We're

45:22

going to treat this like WWE and I'm

45:24

going to have a cooler on

45:27

a date that the parties agree to the duel. First of

45:29

all, I'd like it outside. I don't want it in the

45:31

bottom of the Senate. No, no, we don't need to be

45:33

reckoned shit. There we have a nice capital. Let's not do

45:35

that. I'm for

45:37

this. We could eliminate half of our

45:40

own politicians if they agreed. Senator

45:46

Shrew is deeply committed to restoring a sense of

45:49

honor in the Missouri state Senate. While the

45:51

idea of a duel may have been suggested

45:53

in a metaphorical sense. Oh, I don't think

45:55

it was. No, no, no.

45:59

The way you guys the

46:01

response to the

46:04

Democrats called in

46:06

a statement they called the whole thing

46:08

an embarrassment. Well, right.

46:11

I mean, but somebody spent time on

46:13

this. I mean, seriously. I would

46:15

trust Claire McCaskill with a pistol. Yeah,

46:18

I'd like Claire McCaskill go after any of them.

46:20

She's rural enough. She knows how to shoot it

46:22

on. Yeah. Do you

46:24

know what that calls for? So

46:28

this guy said a Missouri Republicans proposal

46:30

to reintroduce dually to solve a state

46:33

state house differences was branded utter stupidity by

46:35

a leading historian of political violence. Back in

46:37

the day, so and so of Yale tweeted

46:39

they were smart enough to take dueling outside.

46:41

Yes, that's what I'm saying. It's

46:43

always so much more fun. If we're going to have an

46:46

event, let's really do it up. Let's, you know, make it

46:48

like the rodeo, maybe put it in half time at the

46:50

rodeo. Every, every small town in Missouri

46:52

has a rodeo. Welcome

46:55

your senator. Yeah.

46:58

Yay. Here comes the Democrats.

47:00

Yay. Because they're Republican. Yay. And

47:03

then it's like the Simpsons. If you're the opposing party. The

47:08

draft that I saw suggest doing in this

47:10

in the chamber. This doesn't show guts or

47:13

guts or bravery or manhood. If it's

47:15

supposed to, it shows utter stupidity. I

47:17

agree. I

47:21

say bring it back. I want this

47:23

back and I want halftime shows where we put children

47:25

in balloons and they fly to wherever they fly. Go

47:27

see if you can find your kids. Go find your

47:30

kids. Be a new reality show. Can you find your

47:32

child? I love it. Hold

47:36

on. So speaking of WWE.

47:38

Oh, my God. My friend little

47:40

doorful be so excited. Do

47:42

I watch wrestling? No, no, no, no.

47:45

I did with my grandma as a kid because there was

47:48

a thing called wrestling at the chase live

47:50

in St. Louis. We had three real channels and two

47:52

fuzzy ones. Two were there were

47:54

fuzzy. Sadly, hockey was on the fuzzy

47:56

ones. If you think hockey is hard to watch now, you should have seen

47:59

it when I was a child. But wrestling was

48:01

on one of the fuzzy channels because it was being

48:03

broadcast from downtown st Louis from the chase park Plaza

48:05

Hotel So it was live wrestling at the chase my

48:08

grandma liked it so I watched it with her

48:10

But I I quit I yeah, I don't

48:12

watch wrestling anymore and I

48:15

don't watch UFC stuff either, but

48:18

I do like boxing That's where I'm a hypocrite because

48:20

I'm like I love boxing and then somebody

48:22

turns on UFC. I'm like, oh, this is so

48:24

barbaric Oh, definitely

48:27

the boxing wasn't I

48:29

don't know you Seems I just see

48:31

how mutilated those people get in the UFC

48:33

thing. That's terrifying Like yeah, I guess boxing

48:35

can be as bad But it always seems

48:38

to get stopped before it goes into like

48:40

somebody's just kicking a guy's bleeding to death

48:43

Um, yeah, I'm not blaming anybody likes

48:45

it. I just anybody Netflix

48:48

took big steps into live events

48:50

on Tuesday with more than a

48:52

five billion dollar rights deal That

48:54

would make it the exclusive home

48:56

of world wrestling entertainments raw from

48:58

January 2025 He

49:03

could get his matches live The

49:05

10-year partnership will put raw on the streaming platform

49:07

in US Canada Britain and Latin America among

49:09

other territories Yeah, the

49:12

lucha lucha Libra I'd

49:15

rather watch that Much rather

49:17

watch that because the lucha Libra their costumes

49:19

are fantastical and great their mask are fantastic.

49:22

They like goalie mask They're

49:25

gonna have pay-per-view live events such

49:27

as WrestleMania and Royal Rumble The

49:30

streaming pioneer has the option to expend extend

49:32

the deal for another 10 years or to

49:34

opt out after the initial five years Netflix

49:38

began experimenting with live events last

49:40

year with comedians Chris rocks stand-up

49:42

social selective outrage It is

49:44

also found success with sports related Formula

49:47

one document documentary series drive to

49:49

survive and the behind the scenes

49:52

documentary of full swing Chris

49:55

rocks. I like Chris. I know

49:57

him. He's nice. Um, but to do stand-up

49:59

live It's really no different than if

50:03

you see a tape. I mean, if you

50:05

go see my show and then you go watch something, well,

50:07

I don't do them. So

50:10

a year before I do a special, let's say, whatever

50:13

you saw on stage is what you will see on

50:15

that special, pretty much. Live

50:18

doesn't – you can always go watch

50:20

a stand-up special. I don't want to

50:22

go watch a boxing match after I already heard who won. Well, kind

50:24

of, but I'm not going to pay for it. I'm just going to

50:26

wait for it to come on YouTube. Speaking

50:28

of – so

50:30

there you go, wrestling fans, if you're

50:32

into it. And speaking of Netflix, my

50:35

six-hour binge, oh, my God, I

50:37

did not think I

50:39

was going to go down this rabbit hole. I do

50:42

have things I should be doing, but see, this

50:44

is why the nuns are right. Kathleen does not

50:46

make productive use of her feet. Go

50:50

watch if you like true crime

50:52

and if you enjoy narcos and

50:55

movies like Scarface and all. I

50:57

love those. God bless. This is

50:59

all that. This is called Gris-della.

51:02

G-R-I-S-D-E-L-A. Sofia

51:06

Vera – I never know how to say her last name. Sofia

51:09

Verigara. Verigara.

51:15

She plays Gristella Blanco.

51:18

Gristella? Gris-celda.

51:21

Gristelle – Gris-celda. I

51:24

know it's hard. Gris-celda.

51:27

Gris-celda with a G. Sofia

51:31

Vergara. Vergara. Vergara.

51:35

Well, Sofia is a lot prettier than the real

51:37

one. I Googled the real one. But she

51:39

was the number one female anarcho for

51:41

a long time, and she

51:43

took over all of Miami, and the amount of

51:45

people she killed is unreal. But

51:47

this show – I'm going to have to go back.

51:50

There's scenes in there where you –

51:53

I must have said out loud by myself 100 times,

51:56

oh my God, like I couldn't believe what

51:58

I was seeing. And

52:00

it's all based on a true story and I

52:02

won't tell you what happens, but I'm just saying

52:04

if that's your thing Six

52:07

hours later. There's six total so I

52:10

that's really bad for an addict like

52:12

me because if you have an addictive personality

52:15

You're gonna go fuck. I'm on board.

52:17

There's if there was 13 I stopped

52:21

Yeah, I just go get more wine and

52:23

more people are gonna die and

52:25

none of you should have taken these jobs I mean,

52:28

I'm sorry you did but and

52:30

I know it was I hope

52:33

she wins every trophy available

52:35

with the awards

52:37

that could be had by her because I Don't

52:40

really I know she's in some silly shows

52:42

and she's always funny and she's pretty But

52:46

this was crazy

52:51

Everybody in it's great and even the kids

52:53

are great that her sons and and that

52:55

the parties the amount of money they spent

52:58

because it's still it's the late 70s 80s and Everybody's

53:01

dressed like that and the cars and

53:03

I can't even I can't believe it

53:05

and she's an executive producer Good

53:08

for her. Yeah, does that mean she'll get shit ton

53:10

of that money, too? Um Moving

53:15

on this is this is crazy.

53:17

This is crazy and I've

53:21

been here quite a few times developers

53:23

want to build America's tallest skyscraper in

53:25

an unlikely city Would

53:27

you like to guess? The

53:30

tallest one When

53:34

the United States Pittsburgh

53:37

no, no, I'm never I'm down down. You'd

53:39

have to wreck something You

53:43

giving up you just Which

53:46

it taught would not be something now see I

53:48

don't got the space needle Well

53:51

Amazon does have and so does

53:54

Starbucks not Austin it's

53:56

too crowded Ron would get mad out

54:00

how do you keep it out? Nope, a

54:02

group of developers want to construct what would be

54:04

America's tallest building in an unlikely place. Oklahoma

54:06

City. The proposed location

54:08

for the 1900 foot

54:10

Legends Tower is certainly unconventional. The skyscraper

54:13

would be more than double the height

54:15

of Oklahoma's tallest building now, and

54:17

the fifth tallest building in the world. The

54:20

tallest buildings in the United States right now are in

54:22

New York and Chicago, the country's first. Oklahoma City.

54:25

Yeah, respectively, Oklahoma is

54:27

America's 20th largest city with around 700,000

54:29

people. Developers

54:33

know that Oklahoma is expanding

54:35

and it can support such a project. It

54:37

grew by 2% between 2020 and

54:40

2022. Hmm, not a

54:43

whole lot. It's

54:45

going to be part of this entertainment thing. Let me

54:48

see if that was all in here because I read it

54:50

somewhere. So it's

54:52

in, it's a place called Bricktown and I

54:54

believe there's a comedy club there called Bricktown

54:57

Comedy. I see my younger friends working

54:59

at that place. I never

55:01

worked there. It wouldn't, it didn't exist when

55:03

I was doing clothes. It

55:05

would have a Hyatt Hotel with hundreds of

55:07

rooms and this tower around

55:09

1700 apartments and 110,000 square feet of retail

55:11

stores and restaurants. So it's

55:16

functional. That's cool. I

55:18

like it. In

55:20

Bricktown, the district where the massive development project

55:23

and skyscraper is slated, the developers say demand

55:25

exists because of the new sports and entertainment

55:27

options. Voters recently approved a

55:29

new arena for the NBA's Oklahoma

55:32

City Thunder and plans for a

55:36

new soccer stadium in the work or in the

55:38

work works. But

55:40

they have to get approval from Oklahoma City to

55:42

build the tower. So we'll

55:44

tell you if it happens. It's

55:46

going to cost 1.6 billion and

55:48

include the $770 million. The tower alone is $770 million. Multiple

55:58

sources will fund it including $200 million. million in subsidies

56:00

approved by the city. Fine. Yeah.

56:04

Yeah. This is how you grow. I thought they

56:06

were going to say it would be at that new like resort

56:09

thing we talked about on here out in

56:11

Oklahoma somewhere, but I don't really remember. We're

56:14

improving Oklahoma. Five states

56:19

are offering you up to $20,000 incentive to move there. Hello

56:23

children. Children. Children.

56:25

North Dakota. No.

56:29

North Dakota's not one of them. Is that the flat note?

56:32

No. Candidates should think about that. Do you want to

56:34

guess again? Iowa. No.

56:38

Iowa is not going to do this. Okay.

56:42

What do you mean? Nope. All of those

56:44

should. They should all think about

56:46

this. West Virginia.

56:49

Kansas. Oklahoma. Yep. Indiana.

56:53

Yep. And Kentucky. I would pick. Ooh.

56:57

Kansas. I

57:00

like parts of

57:02

Kansas are fine. There's a lot of blank

57:04

Kansas. There's a lot of blank.

57:07

Can there's nothing. They have signs that are like, do you have

57:09

all this shit you need? You won't see shit for another 7,000

57:11

miles. I

57:13

think West Virginia

57:15

and Kentucky. I'm thinking airports and

57:18

stuff. I don't know. I

57:23

think. I

57:25

don't know. Kentucky

57:27

would be more my weather. I'd

57:29

like the weather in Kentucky. I like the bourbon. Yeah.

57:33

I could just go down a bourbon trail and

57:35

commit to the sweetness of bourbon and go, I'm in.

57:38

The cost of living increases around the country. Some states

57:40

are offering big financial incentives to bring new residents to

57:42

their towns. They're

57:49

doing it through weird incentives, but nonetheless, you will

57:51

get the money. So a

57:55

real estate company said the cities in the Great Lakes,

57:58

Midwest, and the South are the hottest markets. Boom!

58:01

Home value growth and how quickly homes are

58:03

being sold. West Virginia,

58:06

they offer $12,000 to remote workers who

58:09

move to the Mountain State. West Virginia is

58:11

beautiful. If you can work remotely, okay. You

58:15

have to be 18 years older and have a full-time

58:17

remote job to qualify for the program. If

58:20

selected, are you listening, Michael Somerville? My

58:23

friend. Participants received $10,000 over their first

58:25

year paid in

58:28

monthly installments. They will receive $2,000 after completing

58:30

their second year in West Virginia. Completing your

58:32

second. You make it sound like you signed

58:34

up for a college. Well, I

58:37

was shipped away to the Sorbonne and I

58:39

completed my second year and I was given

58:41

an apartment in Paris. Cities

58:45

such as Morgantown, I've been there, it's fun, and

58:47

Greenbrier Valley offer additional incentives to bring the total

58:49

up to 20,000. Kansas,

58:51

city of Topeka is offering

58:53

15 grand to move and work in Shawnee

58:56

County. I don't know enough about that to

58:58

commit to that, I

59:00

mean, I know I've been to Topeka. They

59:03

could receive $10,000 for renting in the first year

59:06

and 15 for purchasing a home. Yeah,

59:11

one of my nephews, yeah, he's Topeka,

59:14

yeah. Sometimes, and

59:16

then I don't know. These kids work remotely and

59:18

they just buzz around. I don't really know what they

59:20

do. They'll call from crazy

59:22

locations and I don't really know. Kansas

59:26

also offers a tax reimbursement for

59:28

employee moving expenses for those. Relocate

59:31

to the sunflower state. Kansas

59:34

is the sunflower state. Average home

59:36

in Kansas, are you listening Californians?

59:39

212 grand. Oh, wonderful.

59:43

Oklahoma, they're offering $10,000 to remote workers

59:47

who moved to Oklahoma. Well, I could say I

59:49

work remotely and I just happen to travel

59:51

a lot, right? Well, I'm gonna

59:53

get on down to Oklahoma City then, live right in

59:55

that tower, right there. Yep,

59:58

right by the comedy club. Mm-hmm.

1:00:01

Yeah, same. Indiana, several

1:00:04

communities will wear. If it's by St. Elmo's

1:00:06

with their spicy shrimp

1:00:08

cocktail, I'm totally there. Right.

1:00:11

You get cash incentives starting at five grand.

1:00:13

In southern Indiana, Davies County will give new

1:00:15

residents five grand to move to the rural

1:00:18

community. Average home value

1:00:20

in Indiana? Are you listening in

1:00:23

New York, California? $227,000. Bam.

1:00:27

My job. See? Go. But this is for the

1:00:30

children. Go start somewhere. You can

1:00:32

live somewhere super fancy later.

1:00:36

Kentucky. Five counties

1:00:38

in eastern Kentucky came up to offer, came

1:00:42

together to offer financial incentive

1:00:44

through remote workers, shaping our

1:00:46

region. Package includes five

1:00:48

grand cash relocation, up to

1:00:51

$2,500 bonus for a spouse who will

1:00:53

work locally in education or health care.

1:00:55

That's a good idea. Yeah. And

1:00:57

a welcome package worth $250. You're gonna

1:01:01

have a great time at Applebee's. Here's

1:01:04

the problem. They say rural area. That

1:01:06

means I might have an Applebee's. Definitely

1:01:09

have a McDonald's. It's gonna be hard

1:01:11

to spend that $250. Does that count

1:01:14

for liquor or do they limit me?

1:01:16

No alcohol included in that welcome package.

1:01:19

Average Kentucky home value? $194,000.

1:01:22

Stop it. I'm trying to help the children. Yeah. If

1:01:28

you're young and you don't have

1:01:30

kids and cars and houses, go. Why

1:01:32

not? Take the money. Take

1:01:35

the money. Frozen alligators in North

1:01:37

Carolina. I

1:01:41

only know this because I asked

1:01:44

the people at Kiawa. Kiawa Island is

1:01:47

in South Carolina. It's one of my

1:01:49

favorite places on earth to golf because

1:01:51

it's really going into a swamp. There's

1:01:54

alligators and ospreys and it's just, you

1:01:56

just go into a whole other world

1:01:58

and the trees. Everything is just... Magical.

1:02:01

My mom didn't like it. There were

1:02:03

alligators everywhere, Kathleen. I'm like, I know, mom. There

1:02:05

were four in the lobby. And I was like, what

1:02:08

the fuck are alligators everywhere, mom? They're just everywhere. There

1:02:10

was one in my room. I called

1:02:12

down to housekeeping and said, can you please remove the alley?

1:02:15

She'll see one on the side of the road.

1:02:18

Oh my God. The place is just crawling without.

1:02:21

No, it's not, mom. There's

1:02:23

a lot on the golf course, but they stay by the pond.

1:02:25

They don't do anything. So

1:02:28

if it gets too cold, so alligators

1:02:30

can breathe underwater for a very long time. And

1:02:34

snakes can go underwater too. A lot of people think

1:02:36

snakes can't be underwater. Yes,

1:02:38

they can. And they can bite you underwater. That's

1:02:40

just another something. Yep.

1:02:43

Yep. Terrifying gatorsicles were found suspended in North

1:02:46

Carolina swamp when the temperatures dropped. So

1:02:48

what they do... Gatorsicle? That's what

1:02:50

they call it. Gatorsicle. Instead of

1:02:53

an icicle. What the alligators do is

1:02:55

they, when the ice starts to free,

1:02:57

if it starts to ice over a

1:03:00

pond, they shove their snout through

1:03:02

the ice and then they can still

1:03:04

breathe and then they freeze in that spot, but they're

1:03:06

still breathing. Now

1:03:08

the question is how much would it cost you to step over

1:03:11

that thing and hope it didn't wake up and attack you? That's

1:03:14

a game I like to play in my head. The

1:03:18

frozen alligators were, you can see there's pictures

1:03:20

of them go online. It's amazing. There's

1:03:23

snouts coming out. Frozen alligators were recorded

1:03:25

at the swamp park, a coastal tourist attraction

1:03:27

that allow humans to spy on alligators in the

1:03:29

wild. The alligators

1:03:31

think they should be about 175 miles south of

1:03:33

Raleigh. You want to go see one? You

1:03:36

can go see gatorsicles. Their

1:03:38

pond that they live in has frozen. Thick

1:03:43

enough for these guys to do what they do,

1:03:45

which is stick their nose up out of the

1:03:47

ice so that they can breathe and suspend themselves

1:03:49

in the water. The rarely witnessed adaptation allows alligators

1:03:51

to survive cold snaps while frozen in place. When

1:03:54

you pass by, you'll see only snouts and

1:03:56

teeth, really big teeth sticking out of the

1:03:58

murky ice. It's

1:04:00

considered an extreme form of brumation, the

1:04:03

less restrictive reptile version of winter hibernation.

1:04:05

They wake up to drink water and

1:04:07

bask in the sun on warm winter

1:04:09

days. North Carolina

1:04:11

is the most northern range of the American alligator.

1:04:13

I did not know that. The American alligator.

1:04:16

Yeah. Due to the extreme cold

1:04:18

experience in states farther north. But

1:04:20

you know what? Like there's, okay, so

1:04:22

I'm sitting here in Tennessee right now. There's no alligators

1:04:24

in these lakes yet. Right.

1:04:27

They're in Alabama though. And

1:04:30

they're coming north in Alabama. As

1:04:32

gay, gay lands could be very busy

1:04:34

with lost alligators that

1:04:36

are being, somebody's calling a sanctuary

1:04:38

and going to get this thing out of my yard. What I'm supposed to

1:04:40

do with it. The

1:04:45

65 acre swamp park made

1:04:47

international news in 2018 when it began. 2018

1:04:50

made him the first sites in the world to

1:04:52

document alligators had mysteriously found a way to adapt.

1:04:54

They told me this in Kiawa a long time ago. They

1:04:57

could stay frozen in place for days at a time. Temperatures

1:05:01

fell to 17 degrees on ocean aisle beach the day

1:05:03

the video was recorded. They

1:05:05

just instinctively know when the water is about

1:05:07

to freeze. They position themselves right at the

1:05:09

right moment and close their eyes and are allowed the

1:05:12

water to harden around them. Yeah.

1:05:15

There's a lot of them in this pod too.

1:05:18

So there you go. If you want to go see one, I just told

1:05:20

you where you want to see a gator sickle. Not a problem. I

1:05:23

love it. Never heard it. I like it.

1:05:28

Oh my God. I think this is mean and

1:05:30

I don't agree with this. United

1:05:33

Airlines flight attendants face being terminated

1:05:35

if they use their mobile phones.

1:05:39

Well, that's just it.

1:05:42

What do you want to dial it

1:05:44

back to 1950 where your quote stewardess

1:05:46

was sitting there reading a magazine. I

1:05:48

mean, I've seen smoking a thing probably

1:05:50

having a cocktail in her go-go boots.

1:05:52

I mean, they if it's

1:05:54

a cross country flight or even a

1:05:56

flight of two hours or

1:05:59

more. There's a time when they have

1:06:01

nothing to do and they're sitting in the jump seat

1:06:03

what they used to read books so what? But

1:06:06

well books exists or kindles exist. I'm saying what

1:06:08

is the difference between? Kindles

1:06:11

y'all yes They do because in first class

1:06:13

if I at some time I

1:06:15

will see there will be an old old turtle as

1:06:17

I like to call Hold on

1:06:19

downloading shit left and right loves that Kindle

1:06:22

somebody bust one out every single fight I'm

1:06:24

on and I'm always like wow All

1:06:27

right, I'll start taking pictures and

1:06:29

their font is usually enormous

1:06:31

so I could read their book for free They're

1:06:38

gonna face disciplinary action which could include even

1:06:40

be determined if they're caught using their phones

1:06:42

and Really? Honestly, I've

1:06:44

seen when there's nothing to

1:06:46

do they bet everybody they've given everybody a drink.

1:06:48

It's downtime I've seen them on their phones. I

1:06:50

never thought that was a Rude

1:06:53

thing That what do you

1:06:55

if you if you in a couple times? I did

1:06:57

want like another drink and I

1:06:59

just walked up and say excuse me Oh sure

1:07:01

that hop right you it's not like this is

1:07:03

so strange that they would go down this road

1:07:06

United sent out a hard-hitting memo explaining exactly

1:07:08

why it's gonna start taking such a tough

1:07:10

stance on flight attendants caught texting playing games or

1:07:13

even watching Videos on their mobile phone or

1:07:15

other devices like I've had the tablet their

1:07:17

memo politely reminds cruisers They're there to

1:07:19

provide visible and attentive service to customers.

1:07:21

Well, see now what the first thing

1:07:23

they always say is I'm here for

1:07:25

your safety They

1:07:28

don't like being thought of as a

1:07:31

flying waiter waitress Instead

1:07:35

of server, I know my dad all goes

1:07:38

that gal our waitress both of those words

1:07:40

are not using anymore dad We're not using

1:07:42

gal. She's 57 We're

1:07:46

using server we've moved on the

1:07:48

whole country's moved on Customers

1:07:51

look to fly to tenants for great service How comfortable

1:07:53

would you be asking someone for help if they were

1:07:55

engrossed in their cell phone? No problem saying

1:07:58

if they were reading a book if you're polite and

1:08:00

nice um what

1:08:02

impression would that give you well cuz she's

1:08:04

got nothing else he's got nothing else to do

1:08:06

right now we're flying everything's fine United

1:08:11

I think you should spend your time worrying

1:08:13

more about on-time departures you

1:08:19

don't see any of this shit going down with

1:08:21

Delta just saying I love Delta

1:08:24

I know although

1:08:29

I flew two million miles total I guess and

1:08:31

they sent me

1:08:33

a model airplane what do you think I'm up 13

1:08:36

year old boy it's enormous

1:08:42

I don't know what to do with it it's

1:08:46

a Delta plane oh no it's already put together they didn't

1:08:48

even give me the fun of going well maybe I'll try

1:08:51

a model see if I can glue my fingers together as

1:08:53

a child like I would I hated

1:08:55

models I don't follow instructions well and then

1:08:57

I just try to stick shit in I'd

1:08:59

shovel wing here something and in that no

1:09:01

my brother's had all those models and cars

1:09:04

and I did it's tiny pieces no I

1:09:06

don't know what I'm supposed to do

1:09:08

with it yeah strange

1:09:16

oh they say it could have an impact on safety what

1:09:26

they're they're just really mad using a mobile phone

1:09:28

while sitting in a jump seat during takeoff and

1:09:30

landing I why don't seem doing that ever

1:09:33

no and I fly United sometimes when

1:09:36

you're forced to and it's against my

1:09:38

will but Lewis speaks highly of them

1:09:41

Lewis flies them out of New York all the time um

1:09:44

you know but I just

1:09:48

don't I think that's just unnecessarily mean

1:09:50

I don't what do you

1:09:52

want them to do magazines used

1:09:55

to be okay what's the difference if

1:09:57

she's zooming through tick tock or

1:09:59

reading a magazine or he

1:10:01

or whomever. Magazines are $19

1:10:04

now. Goodness.

1:10:08

Magazines are ridiculous. I

1:10:11

still can't believe like one of those WH Smith stores

1:10:13

in every airport that's a chain. It's

1:10:16

mostly magazines. Yeah. And they're

1:10:19

like $11, $8, $11. And

1:10:22

usually it's already outdated info. So

1:10:26

I don't know how they're still all doing it. I

1:10:28

don't know. It's ridiculous. By

1:10:30

the way, Lewis is gardening gun should be at his

1:10:32

house when he returns from his trek out West.

1:10:35

I'm so excited. He won't know why. You

1:10:37

got a garden gun? Yeah. subscription?

1:10:39

Yeah. He doesn't have any guns

1:10:41

and he doesn't have a garden. But you know what? Because

1:10:46

he gives me consumer reports and then he sends

1:10:48

it. And I like he also sends

1:10:50

me this magazine called the week, which I do like,

1:10:52

but he clearly clicked on something and I get two

1:10:55

every week. I don't need to. I

1:10:57

only need one. Yeah. I

1:11:00

get two weeks every week from the week. The

1:11:07

consumer reports, I said at one time or another,

1:11:09

man, I wish I had one of those consumer

1:11:11

reports because I was going to buy an ice

1:11:13

maker and I didn't feel like researching it. And

1:11:16

he heard that. And then I think he got all

1:11:18

excited. I thought I know what I'm going to get her

1:11:20

for her birthday. They

1:11:23

do have interesting things like I do like it. It's

1:11:25

just some days I get home from the road. I'm

1:11:27

really tired. It's been a long flight home and I

1:11:29

get the mail and I'm like, that's

1:11:32

too hard. Now, garden and

1:11:34

gun open it up. Summer cocktail. You never

1:11:36

thought of. Yes. Yes. Yes.

1:11:39

Um, this made

1:11:41

me laugh really hard. There's a

1:11:44

British Zoo and it has a plan

1:11:46

to rehabilitate its potty mouth.

1:11:49

They cost badly to these parents,

1:11:51

not just damn or shit. They

1:11:54

say very bad things. They're

1:11:56

going to try to make them stop. wildlife

1:12:00

park has hatched a new plan to rehabilitate

1:12:02

potty mouth parrots after they unleashed a

1:12:05

tide of exhalatives. Back in

1:12:07

2020, the five Falmouth African Grey parrots

1:12:10

donated to Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in

1:12:12

eastern England were isolated from the flock and

1:12:14

they attempt to improve their language. But

1:12:16

from Tuesday, the team is adopting

1:12:19

a different riskier approach of

1:12:21

integrating the three newly donated cuss

1:12:23

happy birds named Eric, Captain and

1:12:26

Sheila across the original

1:12:28

five miscreants into the flock. When we came

1:12:30

to move them in the language that came

1:12:32

out of them out of their

1:12:34

carrying boxes was phenomenal, really

1:12:36

bad, not normal swear words.

1:12:38

These were proper swear words. We

1:12:42

put eight really offensive swearing parrots in

1:12:44

with 92 non swearing ones. Well, what

1:12:46

if those eight teach the 92 how

1:12:49

to say fuck you? Now

1:12:51

you're gonna have 92 pairs going fuck you. If

1:12:58

the new strategy were to say eight parrots could learn

1:13:00

eight parrots could learn all the

1:13:03

nice noises like microwaves and vehicles reversing

1:13:05

that other parrots in the

1:13:07

faith in the flock favor. But if the

1:13:09

other 92 instead pick up the cost words,

1:13:11

it's going to turn into some adult

1:13:13

Avery, Avery, I never say that

1:13:16

right. Aviary, right.

1:13:19

They have large signs warning the visitors. That's what

1:13:21

would make me want to see them. I

1:13:24

don't need a warning. How about an invitation? Kathleen,

1:13:26

would you like to see these parrots cuss their

1:13:28

ass off? Yes. But

1:13:32

so far, the park hasn't received a single

1:13:34

complaint. We do not we did hear a

1:13:36

lot more customers swearing at parrots than we

1:13:38

did parrots swearing at customers. Well,

1:13:43

I'll let you know if it works out. I'll stay on

1:13:46

top of this story. Turbide, don't you worry. Yeah.

1:13:52

All right. I'm gonna save a couple of these

1:13:54

for next time. I

1:13:58

will say that the Volo Company The flying taxi

1:14:00

they're really trying to give permission to be

1:14:03

at the Paris Olympics And I want to

1:14:05

see it and I want them to give

1:14:07

permission a German company seeking to use the

1:14:09

exposure generated by Paris I want to overcome

1:14:11

the opposition of local politicians and demonstrate the

1:14:13

flying taxis conserve the French capital Come

1:14:16

on. Let them they you know what you should bring

1:14:18

the get whos ever the host In

1:14:21

on one of these into the infield Huh?

1:14:28

Yep If

1:14:31

you can fly it in Paris You can fly

1:14:33

it any city of the world the company's Volo

1:14:35

City is a two-seat electric vertical takeoff and landing

1:14:37

aircraft It resembles a giant insect crown with 18

1:14:40

rotors. It wants to be the

1:14:42

first such aircraft certified by the ESA EAS

1:14:45

a and FAA the

1:14:47

European But so far they're

1:14:50

saying no They're

1:14:53

not gonna let them why not

1:14:55

if you crash if you crash it'd be one

1:14:57

of the most memorable Olympics ever And

1:15:02

that German company would have to go back to the drawing board

1:15:06

That's right. Oh I did I

1:15:09

mean I did forget I promised this and then I'm

1:15:11

gonna tell you a funny little story. We'll be done

1:15:14

What are the red? Okay, so on your red solo

1:15:16

cup I should have brought one up Sure.

1:15:19

Oh, yeah, I'll save it for next week when I have the

1:15:21

cup Okay

1:15:24

Well, here's the truth behind the miss because everybody has

1:15:26

their own theories of what those lines are Do you

1:15:28

know what when they said everybody has all these theories?

1:15:30

I Never thought twice about

1:15:33

it. I just went. Oh,

1:15:35

yeah. I just that's how they made a

1:15:37

cup. Yep Red

1:15:40

solo cup I fill you up but to

1:15:42

which lines long They thought that lines of the solar cup were

1:15:44

there to measure alcohol content, but

1:15:46

snoops I guess that's

1:15:48

right here to debunk the theory the belief

1:15:51

is that the bottom line designates one shot

1:15:53

The middle line is five ounces of wine

1:15:55

and the top is twelve for beer.

1:15:57

Who would think about this? I've

1:16:00

never even crossed my mind. Well, because when you

1:16:02

pour one can in... Well,

1:16:04

plus, I really, if possible, I'd really rather

1:16:06

have wine in a glass. Sorry, it called

1:16:08

me, you know. Like, it's not like a...

1:16:10

Nub. A nice nub. You said too much

1:16:12

stuff. No, I want my beer at a solo cup. Fine.

1:16:15

But wine? No. Nice.

1:16:17

Even I would go with no. Alright. They

1:16:22

say the company says that the placement of lines was not

1:16:24

meant to act as a way to gouge serving sizes.

1:16:26

The true meaning of the line is asked

1:16:29

on its website a lot. The lines mean

1:16:31

something different for everyone. Oh. Well,

1:16:33

that's good to say. The

1:16:37

original 18-ounce solo cup, which launched in

1:16:39

the 70s, had lines that roughly

1:16:42

equaled measures of 1... Equaled

1:16:44

measurements of 1, 5, and 12 ounces. Well,

1:16:46

that... Yeah, but once you pour your beer in... I guess

1:16:48

this is why I never think about it. I

1:16:51

pour my beer in and it's perfect

1:16:53

to hold a beer. I don't need to

1:16:55

think... Oh, look, there's 12 ounces and there's

1:16:57

12 ounces in a can. For

1:17:01

some, it means the responsible pour at their

1:17:03

next tailgate. That's never happened. I've never felt...

1:17:05

I need to take this solo cup and

1:17:07

put a responsible pour in it. No, I'm

1:17:09

like, is that cup deep enough for all

1:17:11

my beer? That's what I would think. And

1:17:15

for our litter fans, it means they can

1:17:17

stack and unstaff our cup into a pyramid

1:17:20

without sticking them together. That's what I also

1:17:22

thought was going on. And

1:17:24

I may or may not have them in the back

1:17:26

of the car

1:17:28

and the kids really... When they were little,

1:17:30

it was a great toy. They loved it.

1:17:33

I mean, by the end... Well, in their car seats,

1:17:35

I would give them solo cups and they'd bang them

1:17:37

and throw them everywhere. I mean, there'd be 50 of them

1:17:39

all over the car when we were done, but they had a good time. So,

1:17:43

really, they don't mean anything. But

1:17:46

they are that measurement. The

1:17:48

lines on our product cup were designated for functional

1:17:50

performance that are not measurement lines. And

1:17:52

when you're tied with certain measurements, it's purely

1:17:55

coincidental. I think it's more

1:17:57

for the stacking because they stack

1:17:59

perfectly. Yeah,

1:18:01

I like the square ones. The square

1:18:03

ones are good too. Alright,

1:18:06

this made me laugh. It's

1:18:09

a wonderful Wisconsin story. Yes.

1:18:12

And then turn right so we will move on

1:18:14

to other things. Milwaukee

1:18:17

Dog disappears located

1:18:20

at a bar a mile away from home

1:18:22

having fun. Jenny

1:18:27

Hazard's dog Bear has always loved an adventure.

1:18:29

When he was younger, he was a runner.

1:18:31

Hazard said, Hazard thought that was a thing

1:18:34

of the past until Wednesday night, January 24th.

1:18:37

It was getting kind of dark. I was outside with all

1:18:39

three dogs. One minute Bear and the next was there and

1:18:41

the next he wasn't. I'm looking for and

1:18:43

going where's Bear? The

1:18:46

gate was cracked, but Bear was nowhere to be found.

1:18:50

After about 20 minutes, I was just in tears because he's old

1:18:52

and he's got a heart condition. But being

1:18:54

the social butterfly that Bear is, we get

1:18:56

a text saying, your dog is down at

1:18:59

Fink's. I'm like, what? Bear

1:19:01

was just out for a cold one. Great.

1:19:04

I believe he's okay. But what is he doing at

1:19:06

a bar? She laughed and said a friend sent a

1:19:08

picture of him having fun at the bar. They

1:19:11

took good care of him. I guess he was pretty

1:19:13

popular. Well, our amazing mystery how we got there.

1:19:15

Old man breaks free goes to bar. Ha

1:19:17

ha ha. The good news. He made it

1:19:20

home safe. India and Hazard learned that Bear was inside

1:19:22

Fink's with a group of girls going bar hopping. The

1:19:24

owner of the bar says the ladies must have picked

1:19:26

him up in front of the bar.

1:19:28

Their first stop being Fink's. It's

1:19:30

a little white, like I don't know what

1:19:32

it kind of dog, a little tiny white guy. He's

1:19:35

funny. Cute. There's

1:19:37

a picture of him at the bar too. We'll put it

1:19:39

in the show just because it's a little thing

1:19:41

to turn your day around and go look this

1:19:43

bar. This old dog just said, fuck it. I'm going to

1:19:45

the bar. All right. Well, I'll

1:19:47

do. I'm gonna tell you where I'm going and then we're gonna

1:19:49

do a quote. And then we're out. Okay.

1:19:53

Uh, this weekend, Birmingham,

1:19:55

Alabama, Atlanta, Georgia,

1:19:58

February 17th, Scottsdale. Chattanooga,

1:20:00

the 23rd, 17th is Arizona. 23rd is Chattanooga,

1:20:06

Choo Choo. 24th, Huntsville,

1:20:09

Alabama, March 1 and 2, Detroit,

1:20:11

Detroit, well, IKA, Royal Michigan,

1:20:14

then Dayton, Indy, San Antonio,

1:20:18

Austin, Marietta, Ohio, Cincinnati,

1:20:20

Tarytown, Wilmington, and

1:20:22

we added Anaheim. So

1:20:24

you people out there

1:20:27

in California, you don't have to drive all the

1:20:29

way 1000 Oaks, you can just stay in your hood and come see me

1:20:31

there. And

1:20:34

then 1000 Oaks, which is a little closer to LA proper.

1:20:37

Okay. Dolly

1:20:40

Parton. No, we'll do

1:20:42

Tay Tay first. Tay

1:20:45

Tay is going to the Super Bowl. She's

1:20:47

gonna go from Japan. She has time to

1:20:49

make it. It's amazing. The

1:20:52

Swifties are

1:20:54

very excited.

1:20:56

Okay, this is in the Daily Beast

1:20:58

2017. I've had a guy say

1:21:02

as we were better as we were breaking

1:21:04

up, you better not write a song about

1:21:06

this, at which point I proceeded to write

1:21:08

an entire album about it. Way

1:21:13

to go. I read that like Dolly. That was

1:21:15

Taylor's. That was Taylor's quote. Good, good job, youngster.

1:21:17

I'm sure that Dolly's done too.

1:21:23

On why she didn't take her husband's name.

1:21:25

Her husband is Carl Dean. This is Dolly.

1:21:27

If I'd have chosen the name Dolly Dean,

1:21:29

I'd have been the double D again. Yeah,

1:21:36

good for her. What time in the morning

1:21:38

she came up with that one.

1:21:42

345 when she's awake and the world is not.

1:21:44

All right, term. I will see

1:21:46

you kids down the road. I do have to

1:21:48

get out the

1:21:51

Chiefs hat. I'll have to part ways with

1:21:53

some of my California friends and root for

1:21:55

the Missouri Chiefs. Yeah,

1:21:58

and I

1:22:01

think they can do it. I don't know what the line is yet. They

1:22:05

get three and a half? They're gonna

1:22:07

win. They're gonna win.

1:22:09

And I think San Francisco's good. I mean, I did, I

1:22:11

picked them on my bracket, but it's when you get hot.

1:22:14

And when I did my bracket, the

1:22:16

Chiefs looked a little

1:22:18

discombobulated. And now Brockport

1:22:21

is great, Deebo Samuel's great, lot of

1:22:23

great people on San Francisco.

1:22:26

But I also trust Annie Reed more

1:22:28

than the child Shanahan. He's

1:22:33

not his father. Nope, nope, he's got

1:22:35

things to learn still. His

1:22:40

name is child Shanahan. You're one

1:22:42

of the children. He's not even that young.

1:22:44

I know he's probably 50 or some shit, but.

1:22:47

What are you gonna do in Birmingham? What

1:22:49

am I gonna do in Birmingham? Well,

1:22:52

go get barbecue. Yeah, that'll

1:22:54

be my main agenda. I'm

1:22:58

sure there's a bucky is on the way. I'll drive. Yeah.

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And I have Andrew

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Stanley with me. Michael Palasek was

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the opener last weekend. If anybody was

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wondering, he's very funny. I

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like to keep it, switch it up just so

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there's differences and you know, more fun. Ah!

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