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Magma was a production of I Heart
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Radio and Bamford Productions. UM.
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This is Captain Kevin Prescott reporting
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into General Tompkins Clearance Code eight
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two OMEGA on Project Magmal. Sir,
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it is with pleasure that I can report that our
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advanced AI developed for this mission,
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code named Proteus, has taken
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to his mission parameters. Despite
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the small errors originally reported at the beginning
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of our endeavor, Proteus has now
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operated without issue for over thirty
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days. We believe a misassigned data
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packet was to blame for the initial problems, but
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after ex sens of testing and diagnostic scans,
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it is running at optimal performance. We
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firmly believe that it will perform above and
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beyond expectations and should be installed
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on the vessel bound for n g C seven to nine
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three, as it will be an asset for the crew. Additionally,
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not only are its first and secondary mission
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parameters up to par, but the
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C class level mission parameters we installed
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into its data course seemed to be operating at
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optimal levels as well. We
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have placed certain restrictions on its programming
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so that it is unaware of this sub
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level parameter and it
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will only report back its findings for those
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with the access code fifty three beta
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to C. We believe this is
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the safest course of action in order to investigate
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the anomaly detected within n GC
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seven to nine three. Though we have observed
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this anomaly for the past several months,
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no further findings could be assessed from
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command nor the lighthouse station. Based
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on what we have gathered so far, we
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still believe the anomaly maybe a micro
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black hole. Though rare within the
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universe, this micro black hole
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only expands and contracts on
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an irregular cycle. It
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only remains visible for the moments
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that is at full capacity, and when
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it retracts down to a sub atomic size, remains
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invisible to all detection. We believe
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that sending magmal to and through n
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GC SN two N three will give us
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the data we need in order to further
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explain this abnormality. The
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research gained on this can help expand
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our knowledge of the quantum realm and
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help us potentially harness the power of a
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black hole or even wormholes
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for use in long distance space travel. During
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our last meeting, you brought up the question
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of what is the possibility that this micro
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black hole will expand while the magmal
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is traveling through the nebula. While
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there is a chance it is extremely
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low one in a
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hundred billion or so according to the number
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crunters. In the unlikely
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chance it expands while the magma is present,
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we are unsure of what will occur. However,
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as we discussed, this is a
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calculated risk that we are willing
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to take, but as I mentioned,
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the risk is low but still
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present. Because of this,
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it is our belief that this Sea class level
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mission should remain classified to
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both those who are not aware of it already
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and to the crew of the magma itself. The
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less they know, the better, just in case.
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On a personal note, I know you
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have assigned to Jannah to this mission. Well,
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I disagree with
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this decision. I
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will support it if you feel strongly about this choice.
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That said, I still believe,
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due to the potential dangers of this mission, that
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I am still the best choice for piloting
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the vessel into the Helix Nebula. I
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am happy to
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discuss with you in person when you might
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have time, and if
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not, then I do feel it be of
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the mission's best interest to at least inform
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Janna of the C class level mission protocols
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to better prepare the magma for any circumstances,
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just in case. I
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will report back with any
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further finding. Steamed relevant, Thank
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you, General Fuck
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Magmal Episode
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six contaminant detected
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tee. What the funk is going on? How could I be in
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that video we found on someone else's ship? I
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am searching for possible explanations.
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That's not me? Right? T? Right
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T. I am sure there is a perfectly
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reasonable explanation for this, but that never
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happened. I would never hurt
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Janna like that, would I? What's
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wrong with me? What's
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going on? I am scanning the video for
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any evidence of tampering, but there appears
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to be none. Is that someone who looks like
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me? Is? Is that? What? It is? Just
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just a coincidence? It is possible.
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I am checking all available information
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on the recording. Is there anything? The video
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is timestamped thirty minutes from
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now? What it is from thirty
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minutes from now? At least according
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to the data I have interpreted? It is? How
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how the fund is that possible? Something is
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wrong with the ship's log obvious, Lee,
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I cannot be sure when it is actually from
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due to the extensive damage. No, No,
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No, something isn't right here. Perhaps
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if I ran it through a few more scans, I can
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detect something I did not detect before. Did
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you finish fixing the rest of the ship's log? It
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is a very delicate process, and it
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takes up a significant amount of processing power
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for me to be able to repair it. I should
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concentrate T. Did you finish
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fixing it? Yes? What
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else did it say? I do not believe
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now is the time to review the content? Does
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it say T? There could be something in
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there that we could use to help Janna. It is
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difficult for me to decipher the
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Magmal is still reading it as its
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own a duplicate. It's trying
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to override it with duplicate information
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that well that it has already
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logged it. Fuck does that mean T? It
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means that everything I uncovered
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in the ship's log it's matching up to our
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own, the previous time stamps,
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the mission logs, everything it
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is a duplicate of the Magmal's records.
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It's exactly the same. How
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how is this happening? I have explained
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to Janna that I believe my systems are
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malfunctioning, causing a sort of mechanical
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deja vu in my data core. I
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believe this is causing the confusion with the Magmal's
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log with the other ships. But there
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are other log entries postdated
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much like the recording I played. But those
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entries stopped in approximately forty five
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minutes. What do you mean they stop? I
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mean there are no more entries past
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that point. The ship's log is
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empty. What the fox is going on? None
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of this makes sense? Yes, I
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agree, Okay, I need you to run a
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scan, a deep scan, a self diagnostic,
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whatever the hell you can do. There's
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something here. We're missing, something we
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missed before. I am already running
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several to try to detect anything out of
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sorts. There has been nothing detecting.
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What about earlier when you've found
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those power fluctuations in the nebula?
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Do that again, however you found those?
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Run that scan again. I am trying,
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But there are several thousand tests
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that I need to run so I can affect Oh.
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Oh what does that mean? Oh? This is
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I am not sure how to interpret these findings.
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It is showing that these are not the first
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recordings. There are multiple
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recordings compounded on top of
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each other, and for the most part, each
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with the same time stamps and contents.
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What does that even mean to It means
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that the log has been recorded over
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again and again with mostly
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the same content. Some records
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stray, but according to this, it's
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been recorded before many times,
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over and over again. That's
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got to be some sort of mistake, right,
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Like like your scanners must be malfunctioning
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or something, right, I would think so. But
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this seems very conclusive.
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How is that even possible? How
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can something like that be? Wait?
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Hang on, where are you going to the
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bridge? I need to access the main computer
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whole type Jane. I won't
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allow her to access those files.
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I'll bring bring her back. Okay,
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seemed data packet, you
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can access the main computer from anywhere
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on the ship Sydney. You didn't need to come
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up here. You could have just asked, I know,
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but I wanted the keyboard to see if I could
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here it is? What are you looking for?
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I needed the data from when we passed through
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the hills and be like, can you bring that up for me?
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T There are thousands of data points from
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that. I need you to be more specific, bring
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it up here to all of it? Very
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well? Okay, Okay,
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here we go. What are you looking for I'm
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not sure how, but I
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think we funked up t big time. How
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so okay, so, well
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before our time, like six
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or so, there was theory by this Austrian
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physicist named Ludwig Flom.
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He came up with this idea for white
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holes, the theoretical time reversal
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of a black hole, almost like
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at the opposite end of one. I am aware,
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however, I am unsure of what this has
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to do with our current situation. And
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if I may remind you, Janna
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is still in the other room and is in no
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condition to be left alone. Just
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listen to me and let me talk through this. Okay,
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fine, okay. So then in
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the nineteen thirties, Einstein and
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Nathan Rosen used the theory of general
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relativity to elaborate on the same
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idea. Okay, They proposed
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the existence of bridges through space
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and time. These bridges
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connected two different points in space
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time, theoretically creating a short
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cut that could reduce travel time
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and distance. You know what I'm
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talking about, the Einstein Rosen bridges,
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Yes, exactly, or to call a spade
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a spade, wormholes they
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were talking about wormholes. Wormholes
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are still a purely theoretical science,
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and their existence has yet to be proven.
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Okay, yes, but based on their
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theories and what we know of black holes
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and white holes and all that stuff, and comparing
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it to our findings when we passed through
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the nebula, what if it's
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not theoretical anymore? How
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So, it's very likely we
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did unwittingly travel through a wormhole,
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yes, given all that we have seen. But
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that's not all, Tea. What
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if there is more to that, with
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with all that we found, all that we discovered,
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with the planet and the ship's log and
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everything else. What if
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it's not theoretical anymore?
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What if we just found something else,
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proved the existence of something we
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didn't even know if it was possible.
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What if we accidentally did something we shouldn't
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have. What are you saying, Sydney. I'm
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saying I think the wormhole was the least
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of our problems, Tea. I
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think we're stuck in a
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time loop. Mag
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Mill will returned after these messages
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and now back to mag Mill,
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Sydney, what you are suggesting is
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not scientifically possible. Most
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of what has happened to us so far has not
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been scientifically possible. None of this
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makes sense, So why don't we start looking
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outside the box for answers since
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the ones inside aren't really providing
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us anything. I think perhaps you
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should take a moment to breathe. Perhaps
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returning to Janna and focusing
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on that situation would be for the best.
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Ja. Yes, Jenna,
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I should wake her and talk to her. She's
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feeling her. She can probably help work through
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this with me right now, to right, No,
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Sydney, that is not what I meant. She certainly
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knows a bit more about this. Her husband studied
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this stuff for years, so she should be able
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to work out solution or
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see what's going on. It's the extra planetary
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scan. It's picking something up
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all the way out there. I thought you scanned
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it before and didn't detect anything. It
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didn't. But we are in uncharted space
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and the atmosphere is different out here.
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Things can change rapidly, and it seems
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that they have. Why. What's
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out there? It's the black hole? Black
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hole? What about them? It's
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here? What do you mean it's here? What
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black hole? When we first arrived that
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black hole? You mean after the
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nebula? How But that doesn't
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make any sense. We just flew a
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few hours away. From it. How how the
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hell is it here now? Unfortunately, science
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has not reached a point of understanding this
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quite yet, so I am unable to make any
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accurate calculations regarding this phenomenon.
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However, based on collected data,
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it might have something to do with it expanding,
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contracting, or even the bending
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of space and time. It seems
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to be expanding at a much higher rate than
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before, and each time it does it
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moves within space. It followed
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us essentially, yes, but
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rather unintentionally. But it's
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here now and we are in
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its direct path, so
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that means we probably should What
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the hell is that? What was? What are
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you seriously telling me? You didn't hear
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that? Listen? No,
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no, no, no, no, no no no. We have
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to get the funk out of here right now, Sydney,
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What are you hearing? Are you serious? It's
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this thing, whatever it is, the fucking
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monster, it's coming for us. I have to
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get us out of here now, Proteous,
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what what? I'm
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sorry, Sydney, but I can't let you do
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that. Let me do what new protocols
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engaged contaminant detected.
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Damn, Let me the funk out
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of here right now, Prodias, are you
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fucking serious. Look outside
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ta we have two big problems heading
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our way, and we need to get the funk out
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of here now. No abnormalities
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detected on my visual sensors.
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We must stay here and wait
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further instructions. Then fucking
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listen. No abnormalities detected
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on my auditory sensor commencing
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full lockdown. Let
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me the fun here now? Fuck?
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Who get up? God
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head? What's going on? Everything
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is being taken care of, Jenna, Please
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relax. Something is wrong with what's
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wrong? What's wrong with you? Sydney
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was displaying some tis disturbing behavior.
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I had to prevent her from hurting herself.
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Locked me in here. He's looking down
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the ship. Now we have to get out of here. Something
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is coming for us. What
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the fund is that I do not detect
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anything on my sense? Listen
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to me? Why the fund? Am? I strapped at this table
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t disengaged now request
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to what do you mean? Requests denied?
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What? I'm sorry, but you have also
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exhibited abnormal behavior,
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jan normal the hallucinations you
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are experiencing tell me that it is
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not safe to let you operate the magma.
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You are a danger to yourself and
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to others. So I
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can get out of this is not
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fucking funny. Team let me go now. Please,
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if you want to help us, you have to disengage
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the lockdown here. We are not going
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anywhere. It wants
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you to stay. If that thing
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doesn't kill us, the black hole will I'm begging
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you. Please? Black hole? What black
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hole? The one after the nebula. It's
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out there. It followed us. Oh,
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oh god, the anomaly. It
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was the black hole. There is something wrong with proteus surface
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level programming, but maybe his sublevel programming
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is still clean. What what the hell
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are you talking about? Sub level? It doesn't matter
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right now, but I might be able to fix this. T
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T access C class level protocols
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access denied. Class
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level protocols are classified. Proteus
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listened to me access C class level
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protocols. Pass code beta
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to C access
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granted user to H
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one six. Captain Kevian
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Prescott command access
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mission protocols C class level
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protocols accessed. Scanning
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for anomaly anomaly
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detected, observe anomally
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yes, yes, Jesus Christ observed, go autopilot
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engaged. You
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did mission
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override lockdown commencing,
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No, goddamnit, override that override. What are
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you doing? Programming? Erupt
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all commands overridden? Intution,
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what are you doing? Override the lockdown
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for a few minutes and let us out t flush
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all current commands and reboot your system
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system rebooting. Holy
18:27
funk, that worked. Okay, come on, we gotta get to
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the bridge before he comes fully back online. No wait,
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do you hear that? Hear? What? Who?
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We don't have time for the Sydney. Come on, we have to go. But
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we're the C class level protocols. Jenna, she
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said it yourself, not now, come on, what were they?
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Jenna, Sydney tell me? Fuck? Alright,
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fine, The
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Magma's mission had another classified
18:48
purpose as well. Okay, we were sent up to observe
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an abnormality, one that originated from
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the Nebula. They
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thought they could harness its power. They thought they could
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tame the power of the wormhole. But obviously
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that sucked us, all right, And you
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knew, you knew this the whole
19:04
time, and we don't have time for this. But you
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knew I did, but I wasn't supposed to, Okay,
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Kevin told me. Kevin knew. Look,
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we can talk about this later, but we have to go right
19:13
now. This the whole time, and you didn't say
19:15
anything. You constantly blame me
19:17
for fucking things up. But you knew this the
19:19
whole time and you didn't tell me. And
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now look look what you've done to
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us, Sydney.
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I only
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complete system back online.
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Jenna. Are you all right? I'm
19:37
sorry. I'm not sure what happened earlier.
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I assure you. I am myself now, Sydney,
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at least for now. What is going on,
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Tea? I seem to have something affecting
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me. I believe it is the mold.
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I think it got into my system, much
19:51
like Jenna isn't in her now? Yes, I
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am running a scan and it is infecting.
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No, no, Sid, it's not. I'm
19:58
fine. It's just fuck
20:02
that fucking heart.
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You're not Channa anymore? What the fun? What
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are you talking about, Sydney. Of course, I'm Janna.
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You lie to me, and that's stuff. The mold.
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It's inside you. It's it's controlling
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you. Stop and listen to yourself.
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Said, help me get out so we can
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get out of here. No, no,
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I have to here is it? I
20:29
know it's here. If I can just find it,
20:31
I could I could stop it. Help me Sydney.
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Here it is Sydney. You're
20:38
not thinking clearly. Here is the rent,
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don't you see? We have to stop it.
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The only way to save her. It's the only
20:44
way to say, step away from
20:46
her. Something
20:49
is wrong with Sydney. To move.
20:56
It's inside eu Genna. I have to save you.
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No, Sydney, it's inside you. With me. I
21:01
have control the idol.
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He told me what happened. It told me what's
21:05
inside you. It's coming for you. I
21:08
need to save us, Janna, I need to save you.
21:10
You have to listen to me. It isn't you please
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stop that. I
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don't. I
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don't get rid of it now.
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Oh h
22:16
h Sydney
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safety. I did it. No,
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Sydney, she's alive,
22:30
but her heartbeat is very faint.
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Don't you say I had to stop
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it from from taking control of over
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hanging over mm
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hmmmmm. No
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
22:47
no, it's still it's still coming for
22:49
us. It's still here. We've
22:51
got to go. We've got to go, prepare
22:53
the ship for lunch. We've got to go. Get out
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of here. Listen to reason, Sydney, you're not
22:58
We need to get out of here away from away from the
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thing, away from the black hole. Don't you understand I'm
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trying to save us.
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Just sucking do it, t I
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don't have time to argue with you. You are
23:08
not qualified nor in the right state of
23:11
mind to fly this Verdi has switched to
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computer mode. Computer mode engaged
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for takeoff now prepping systems.
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Please proceed to the cockpit for takeoff.
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Now let's get the funk off this planet. Magmal
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will returned after these messages
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and now back to magmill.
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Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, work,
24:10
God damn it. Come on the
24:14
fuck won't you go faster? Fuel
24:16
reserves below acceptable level.
24:18
I fucking know that already. Just make it
24:20
work. God, how the hell
24:22
do you do this, Jenna? Just
24:26
one more minute, you can do it. Unidentified
24:29
object approaching buck
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Buck. Fuck? How long do we have? Collision?
24:35
In? Approximately thirties seconds?
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Fuck? Engage warp engine warning,
24:40
insufficient fuel for maximum
24:42
efficients. Just fucking
24:44
do it. Yes,
24:47
come on, baby, you can do this.
24:51
Just hang on, We're almost there. We
24:53
can do this. Warning
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almost come on almost.
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What would
25:23
you do if you have a chance to say
25:25
nor again? What would you
25:28
do do? Good
25:36
morning, Magma crew. Today is
25:38
March. You are currently one
25:40
hundred kilometers from the helix Nebula.
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Congratulations, ladies. After seven
25:45
hundred fifty four days, today
25:47
is the day your mission finally comes to
25:50
fruition. My head, I
25:54
don't want to go to school today. Just
25:56
ten more minutes, Proteus, there is no educational
25:59
work currently eduled for the day. Janna,
26:01
Perhaps you are mistaken. It was a joke
26:03
to God. After two years, you think
26:05
you'd grow a sense of humor. After two years,
26:07
you'd think you would understand the one I was programmed
26:10
with. Very funny. Hey,
26:13
what's that smell? Sydney is preparing
26:15
breakfast in the galley. You, ladies have
26:17
a big day ahead of you, so she wanted to make sure
26:19
you were well nourished. Great, tell her I'll be there
26:22
in a minute. And how many times do I
26:24
have to tell you stop calling us
26:26
ladies. We are interplanetary
26:28
scientists charting the great unknown,
26:31
not the real housewives of outer space.
26:33
I beg your pardon, ladies, all right,
26:36
funck off? How lady like? Said
26:47
Proteus is being a prick again? Well
26:49
there she is, Good morning, Ready
26:52
for your big day? Yes, mom, so excited
26:54
for the first day of school. Well, I made you breakfast
26:56
because you know we're going to be busy later.
26:58
Thank you. Oh bacon
27:01
and eggs. Looks like someone went through the trouble
27:03
of rehydrating the good stuff. Today must
27:05
be a special occasion. If you're not a fan,
27:07
I can always oh,
27:10
oh what's wrong?
27:13
Just feel off off?
27:17
Oh god, it's not the food, is it? Because I'm starving
27:19
and we all know I would have given up on step two. I
27:21
don't know. I just feel like, have
27:24
you ever gotten deja vu? Who
27:26
hasn't? I just got the strongest
27:28
sensation of it, Like, like
27:30
we've had this conversation before. Dude,
27:33
deja vu is a lie. You know that, right, It's just
27:35
temporal lobe epilepsy. It's a discharge
27:37
in your brain that fools you into thinking that. And
27:40
I know you're right. It's just very
27:42
strange feeling and I can't shake
27:44
it. Said, this is the biggest day of your
27:46
career. Trust me, you would know
27:48
if you've done this already. Right, Yeah, yeah,
27:52
I guess so good. I'll get ready
27:54
because today today we're gonna
27:56
make history. Mag
28:19
Mel starring Ali Trasher,
28:22
Julia Henning, and b J Gribb.
28:24
Additional voices in this episode provided
28:27
by kat Ton Chonko Mac
28:29
Manson, and Jeff Heimbuck. Written
28:31
by Jeff Heimbuck and Lindsay Skaggin,
28:35
Directed and edited by Jeff
28:37
Heimbuck. Produced by Jeff
28:39
Heimbuck and Ali Trasher. Executive
28:42
produced by Holly Fry. Audio
28:44
engineered by Corey Celeste and
28:47
Alex Gona. Original musical
28:49
score by Corey Celeste. Additional
28:52
songs by the Ramikins as played
28:54
by Roscoe Soultran. Magmel
28:57
is a production of I Heart Radio and
28:59
Bamfor productions, questions
29:02
comments email us at
29:04
Project Magmal at gmail dot
29:06
com. Until next time, We'll
29:09
see you when we see you,
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