Did you know your right ass cheek contains less blood than your left ass cheek? We didn’t either, until the dumbest cannibal alive taught us how not to cannibalize a specific cut of human meat. Issei Sagawa did unspeakable things to someone who considered him a friend, and then made money off of his crimes. You might be asking how this is legal. The answer? A super rich daddy and jurisdiction laws. Sharpen your fruit knives and prepare to get schooled on the art of cannibalism by someone who thinks the human body is full of corn.

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Special thanks to Scott Buckley for the use of “The Black Waltz” as the intro / outro music under the Creative Commons ‘Attribution 4.0 Internation’ (CC BY 4.0) License. For more by Scott Buckley, please visit his website at www.scottbuckley.com.au.