Consumers! Do you love to select? Or do you clink the bars of your multiple choice decision prison? Picture this: you need a cone of chips to feed your dog, eight nearby are a scam and one sells poison. The only person who can help you? The kind of person willing to review a chippy online.

Is this any way to live? How would you rate it out of 5?

Thank you for your answers. Your feedback is very important to us.

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Mandatory Redistribution Party is created and produced by Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans. Our title theme was created by Ella Jean with additional music from Sean Morley and Jack Lewis Evans.