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Welcome back to the podcast, y'all. It's been a minute. Yeah,

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to have the crew back in effect. This is off the air more banter

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or less filter. We had a headline cross our desk that we cannot ignore

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you guys, all right, I need your honest hot takes. One's seen

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a number of people. Don't tell me what it is. I don't care.

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Woman with nine months left to live asks husband if she can sleep with

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her ex one last time? Do we know what she's sick with? Does

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it matter? It does? That's what you want to talk About's terminally ill?

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Corey. Well, here's the thing though, If you're terminally ill with

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some sort of sickness that weakens you, is it a good idea to have

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this raucous randy ality material your honor? She's asking him if she's funny.

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That's where her mind went. It is funny, not not funny because it's

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very morbid and sad, is it? Yeah? I'm gonna try to find

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out. But let's get back to the other than that. Yeah, like

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just on the basis of like whatever, whole premise is horrible. Now,

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she's already let her husband know that he's not as good as her ex correct,

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that's number one. She's also sort of low key letting him know that

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she's been cheating on him somehow, You really think you don't think so,

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because it's been thinking about it. She's thinking about it. I don't think

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she's done it, because what does she have to lose by asking now?

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But at the same time, his last thoughts of her are going to be

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she didn't want to be with me, she wanted to be with him.

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And also, what is the ex swinging in his pantalones? Okay, it

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might just be his moves. Wait, but I hit Marcus with this headline

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a few minutes ago, and his automatic was yeah, sure and not okay,

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if okay, if I'm married to someone who know you think about your

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wife right now? Yes, if she comes to me and says, I

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would like to have sex with my AX one last time, well, first

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of all, she didn't like her ex. I can't say that. Take

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that off the table. That pretend she did. Pretend she did, I'd

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be stunned. I would. And then but she's dying, and as the

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only one, well that's not true. You know what she should upper games

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since she's dying. This is what I would do. Okay, I were

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the woman, I'd go to Jeff and be like, we're having a threesome.

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That's not bad, but it's gonna be with another guy. Oh boy,

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really exactly? Oh my god, I was thinking you guys said it,

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But think about it this way. You probably you have to do a

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lot less work if there's another guy to pick up half the slack. Yea,

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that is a quarter of the way through. I wander off to get

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a gatorade of the sandwich. You guys keep going back in a mind.

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Do I have to tag up or do I just leave? Oh my god,

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to me, dude, this is crushing. Would hurt? Yeah, because like this, dude, like I'm looking at the whole story. He

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says that he can't remember his life without her. She's his everything, right,

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so he's already preparing to lose her, Yes, and he's devastated,

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and then she hits my entire marriage, My entire marriage has been a lie.

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Yeah, totally. Yeah, God, she's a person. Just because

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you're dying doesn't mean that you're automatically like an angel. All right. So

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my blink when Jason asked me this earlier was due to the fact that,

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like you know, not to make it weird, but like, just because

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I just lost my dad, I gave that guy every dying wish he wanted.

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Not the same, This is not the same scenario. But he didn't ask you for hookers and blow. Correct, But if he had, I

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might have been like, wa, topic, what because your dad was a

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wild boy he was. Now what if he wanted hookers and blow? Would

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you have done it? No? Because it's not legal. First of all,

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Oh my god, see again, you're overthinking. No I am.

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I'm sorry that I am swimming into the confines of reality and Okay, but

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look, okay, let's not give specific examples to the vice. But let's

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say he wanted to go out with X and Y whatever that is. I

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look, I be honest with you. I saw so many stories of dude

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saddling up with their old man, Like I thought about taking him to the

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Gold Club one last time? Yeah, yeah, why not? Why not?

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But it's somebody, If I'm being honest, At some point it just

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got too hard. I didn't know what their ada situation was. Like,

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if I'm being real, can I line up? We should have called him

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from this room? Hi gold Club? Yeah? So I need to talk

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about your wheelchair ramp. Yeah, what is your accessibility situation? Well,

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he's a fall risk, so I need to line up some dancers all around

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his chair. But I think on some level, like a dancer would be

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like not honored or please, but she would She would probably be like this

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is the old man's last dance. He would keep paying her because he forgot

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he already got a dance. Oh my god. I guarantee this happens more

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than we think with these with women in this industry. Okay, so let

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me if I get back to the question at hand. If the question,

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let's say Jeff's dying and he says to me, I want to sleep with

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my ex, that's over. At that point. It's soul crushing because obviously

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you're not attracted to me anymore, and even if you are, it's still

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not enough to compete with your ex. If my wife pulled that, I

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would just I would be dumbfounded, crushed, crestfallen, speechless, and probably

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just need a minute. I would probably walk out of the room and go

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sit in the car. You know what I mean? Well, yeah,

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you'd be shocked. But even people saying about but I look at it from

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her perspective, she's dying but always so I'm digging more into this. So

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her rationale is that it's just a physical thing. But with the X it

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was the most physical compatibility, whereas with her husband it's emotionally fulfilling sex.

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Oh God, there's a difference, though. You know, she's there's well,

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there's there's a movie and they talk about you don't marry the best sex

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you ever had, because usually the best sex you ever had is someone who's

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nuts. Say it's dangerous, Yeah, dangerous. Yes, that's what she's

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getting that. I'm sure Marcus has a story about a crazy X. Yeah,

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but I ain't telling it because I don't need to get back to the

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missus. By the way, this is one of those moments, like I

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was talking about earlier, I learned that you can't tell Corey anything and not

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expected to come up later in conversation because she does this thing. Jason,

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I don't know if you've fallen victim to this where we'll be talking or whatever,

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and then she'll say something, and then I'll have a reaction, and

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then she'll We'll be sitting with the person I was talking about and she'd be

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like, hey, do you want me to tell her about the time you said blah blah blah. She's that, but it's only if it's funny.

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It's funny to her, it's funny, and so this actually you were here

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for this. So yesterday I was telling you guys that I got invited to

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a barbecue slash kickball party, and you immediately screamed out, will there be

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any adults at this party? Because because we haven't done kickball since the third

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grade? Weird. And I'm sitting here like, oh, tell me you

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live in San Francisco near Dolora's Park without telling me you lived in So we

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get to So we get to the restaurant that her friend Kim owns. It's

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Kim's party, I find out, and we're sitting there chatting or whatever.

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She's like, yeah, so you guys are invited to my party, and

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then Corey goes, yeah, I'm should I tell her about what you said

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in the studio about her kickball party. That one's innocent? Enough, is

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it though? And she laughed she thought it was she did, but what

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if she didn't. Well enough, I'm the person that knows it's gonna make

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to filter, don't My point being. We're gonna be having lunch one day

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and Jeff's gonna be there, and I'll be like, hey, man, you're gonna tell him of what she said in the studio about him not being

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the sex, best sex you ever had. Yeah, it's a slippery slope,

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because that's funny. That's funny, Cory. But back to what this

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lady said. Said anything along those lines to me, I'd be absolutely devastated.

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We want to know that life didn't even begin till you met us. Life didn't begin for me until I met him. Here we go. I

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was a virgin when I met him Here. That's the one conversation we've never

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had and I won't have. What's that? How many people have you slept with? Yeah, it doesn't matter. Don't don't do that. I don't

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understand when we read about like people like, oh my god, I can't

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believe we were talking about our number. Who does that? Don't do that?

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How do you want to think about that? Why? I don't want

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to think about who you slept with? And you don't want to think about

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who I was slept with, Especially when you're like me and you're on your

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second marriage and you get excuse me. You get married to the love of

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your life way later in life. That's a lot of years. I feel

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like you're kind of a whore. That was like a story once I told,

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and it was till my wife, and it was something about yeah and

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the girl I was dating whatever, and she was even mad about that,

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just the mention of somebody else, like, don't talk about anybody else around

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me. Expensive. So the last time we lived here, which is fourteen

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years ago, it was my birthday and I like to do the fund on

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my birthday. So we go to the Melting Pot, which is now closed,

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and my high school boyfriend from Florida. Yeah, this is crazy,

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sitting at the next booth and Jeff. I heard his voice and Jeff goes,

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we can't go anywhere. Nuts. You dated so many dudes, shut

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up. The thing was kind of numbers, it's inevitable. Well, he

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was in town because he works for sark to Sole and was in town.

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He's the most and he was an acrobat too. And if all the restaurants

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in San Francisco that they made it over the Golden Gate Bridge to the Melting

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Pot and we're sat next to our table. I'm surprised. I don't run

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into more people that I just don't mess with. Yeah, they all live

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around here. We all grew up here. You know. It's a great

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persons state. And like I just I don't run into me. But are

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you still friends with him though? Or that's what I'm saying, Like everyone

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with anymore? Like I'm surprised I don't see them around, not even just

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like ex significant others, but just people in Jennal. I'm just talking anybody.

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Old friends that we lose touch, and they probably think that I'm a

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jerk? Is it terrible? I have a friend who slipt at the guy

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a year years ago before she even met her husband. But now they've hung

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out together and her husband doesn't know that she slept with him. That's weird.

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Begin a snack and they like shook hands and brode up. They've had

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dinner multiple times. What that is wild? She was getting off on that

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she had that secret. This is great. I've only I've had that happen

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a couple of times. Twenty fifth birthday, I invited two ex girlfriends that

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they didn't know, you know, but then they started chatting and then we

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all went to breakfast together, and then I was like, God, please don't find out, Please don't find it. And then there was another girl.

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The only reason her husband lets us hang out is because we never slept

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together, although we dated, but we all everybody knows everything, you know

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what I mean. Let's get back to your friend, though. Is she a horrible person? It's innocent. There's no attraction, there was, there's

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no pass Yeah. But here's the thing he knows that your friend's husband does

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know and he relish is the fact that he knows something that a man doesn't

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know. Guaranteed. I mean, I don't know how many I don't know

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who listening to this does or does not remember this. It's been mentioned before,

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like twenty five years ago. I dated Sandy. Yeah, yeah,

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and it's like my wife knows that obviously. Yeah, we worked together and

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we were friendly. So it's just like there are times when we needed a

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job real bad. I mean, there are times where yeah, you're right,

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they're just a nice person and it's just gone so far beyond anything that

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resembles romance. Best believe, every time they get together, he knows and

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he likes the fact the husband doesn't know. Guaranteed, I come guaranteed,

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am I wrong. Yeah, am I wrong? I don't, dare we

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don't know that you shouldn't say something like that that. I'm just keeping it

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real. Dog you are, Yeah, you are a little pervy? Are

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you keeping it real? Are you just revealing who you are? What?

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Dara? Dude out there to tell me I'm wrong that if you and you

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you're wrong? No, I'm not wrong. Weird like that. I'm sure

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some people are. We're gonna go. We're gonna go anyway. Sorry that

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God, that was a little roller coaster ride, wouldn't it. You know

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it's now too. Also, it makes me want to tell people stuff you

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said even more because now I know what bothers you. Oh see you see

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what's happening. Now I can't say that word. Now I can't say well

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now we're done. Yeah, thanks for listening to the podcast. Catch us

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anytime online at Marcus and Corey Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok x sorry

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Foley Radio, Jason d on the IG. Love y'alls. We'll be

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back next week. Thank you.