This week, Brianne is cooked medium well and wants to be a freelance brain surgeon, Adelaide gives a bird presentation, Melanie gets slammed by a hurricane and joins the current millennium, sugar turns out to be combustible, we commemorate the

Eat Windex, Ya Dirty Food Swipers: Infestations

14 days ago 1h 11m

This week, Melanie gets all of you naked for an announcement, we may have found the ultimate meeting spot, Brianne and Abby don't really want to dive in, we compromise on haunted dolls, Brianne is unperturbed by horrifying quantities of pteroda

Bald Headed Babies: Switched at Birth Part 2

28 days ago 1h 16m

This week, we hear from Captain Steeeve, Mel Anie doesn't get it, Brianne implores you to consider a radish, we raw dog the sandwich bracket, petting zoo rules come into play, and prankster papaws pair perfectly with old women with secrets.Cont

Bodies, Legs, Eyelashes, Noses: Switched at Birth Part 1

May 8th, 2024 1h 10m

This week, Melanie curates a perfectly-Melanie date night experience, Brianne threatens the integrity of the bracket, Fuckboy Frederick sees an opening, a tall flower cannot be denounced, and DNA is just like one of many games.Content warnings:

The Sleepytime Bear: The Lake Pontchartrain Causeway

Apr 27th, 2024 1h 2m

This week, Brianne offers a substitute hot take, birds do not respond to polite requests, hitting record has detrimental consequences, we manifest sexy spreadsheets, the truth comes out about Melanie’s dad, we look for a fun place to meet our e

A Foregone Conclusion: The Life & Death of Christine Chubbuck, Part 2

Apr 17th, 2024 1h 2m

Content warnings: very extensive discussion of depression, bipolar disorder, and suicidal ideation that culminates in death by suicide. Discussion of the emotional state and inner reasoning leading to death by suicide, as well as its impact on

I See You Now: The Life & Death of Christine Chubbuck, Part 1

Apr 12th, 2024 56m 34s

No Time to Do Anything: Fireman's Wedding

Apr 4th, 2024 50m 51s

This week, Brianne blames it on space, Melanie introduces the neighborhood kids to gambling, Brianne loses her nerve at the laundromat, Melanie is a classic 90s cigarette mom, what amounts to an old timey disaster drag show goes incredibly wron

Cold Laws of Aerodynamics: Japan Airlines Flight 123

Mar 20th, 2024 1h 10m

This week, vegemite belongs toward the back end, Brianne has a grilled cheese plug, Melanie’s thirst is quenched, a plane has surgery, Brianne is rapidly aging, and we want the best for the makers of Cosmic Yoga.Content warnings: plane crash, m

Big Ass Daddy Deer: Baby Jessica

Mar 6th, 2024 51m 49s

This week, we are all personally responsible for the deer overpopulation problem, Melanie is finally desensitized to shafts, Brianne is a curious cat when it comes to water drills and industrial balloons, and Jessica is off the grid.Content war

Right Here, in Zanesville Ohio: Ohio Compilation Part 2

Feb 24th, 2024 1h 1m

This week, Brianne brings you more Buckeye bullshit, Melanie is still vertical, we contemplate a bracket brought to you in partnership with Sandwich Daddy, Brianne’s cucumber terrorizes the world, the bracket ends with a controversial winner, y

Sillysad: Birthday Charcuterie

Feb 9th, 2024 55m 49s

This week, we hear from the man with the world’s largest collection of Titanic VHS tapes, Brianne cannot stop the wind, Melanie and Cody are both tax tops, the Kruse family presents a disaster charcuterie, we unpack the possibility that Austral

Ohio is for Haters: Ohio Compilation Part 1

Feb 4th, 2024 58m 15s

This week, Brianne plans for her next cohost, we finally identify Carmen Sandiego’s location, we begin an inquiry into Ohio’s lesbian farming, Brianne punches sideways, we get a crossover villain from the previous episode, Melanie is owed a cha

The Price That Was Paid for Fish: The Johnstown Flood Part 2

Jan 27th, 2024 1h 1m

This week, Marley enters her piranha era, Brianne must continually reckon with Froot Loops, we discover that there are two kinds of people, Melanie has a certain amount of knowledge about grave robbing, and we have a guest speaker for disaster

No Danger From Our Enterprise: The Johnstown Flood

Jan 19th, 2024 45m 57s

This week, we give lumberjacks a break from the female gaze, Melanie finally admits that she’s the bottom, Brianne is actually the river planner for the city, we try to appease Ohio, it really is all about that bass, and a “peculiar whistle” sa

Everything Goes Away, You’re Flying Now: Shane McConkey

Jan 12th, 2024 56m 2s

This week, Adelaide is over the hill of childhood, sphincters are puckered, Shane has monstrous cojones, Melanie gets a package that would make either of us cry, and Brianne has a confession about Ohio.Content warnings: extreme sports and falli

John’s Version: 1992 North Dakota Farming Accident

Jan 5th, 2024 56m 38s

This week, we’re having another baby, Melanie is getting blown, Brianne’s brain gremlin is running things, we would like to discuss what our partners are wearing, and jokesters gotta joke.Content warnings: gory description of farm accident invo

The Reason Somebody’s Papaw is Like That: Recalled Toys Part 3

Dec 24th, 2023 52m 29s

This week, Squonk’s gotta Squonk, your grief is invited to our holiday party, Melanie believes that lighters are a recalled children’s toy, toy manufacturers need a visit from HR, Melanie inquires about a potential career in pole vaulting/magic

Alive With Fire: Babbs Switch Fire

Dec 9th, 2023 55m 2s

This week, the Froot Loops are malicious, Grace is back on her bullshit, not everyone understands how certifying things works, the story includes an unexpected amount of family tea and fantasy nose punching, and Melanie has an unethical opinion

Fast Action Finger Fun: Recalled Toys Part 2

Dec 1st, 2023 1h 4m

This week, the ghouls deliver on tea (but not the usual kind), Brianne’s kid is a poser, the bracket choice is unexpectedly easy, Melanie loves sipping clams, people scoot like seals, Brianne is haunted by violent Sky Dancers, and Melanie gets

Fast Cars & Easy Women: Samson’s Story

Nov 17th, 2023 42m 38s

This week, Brianne is willing to make a ghost if you give her a reason, sexy boys are silly boys, the real lizard was Carrot Top all along, and Samson is a beefy fellow.Content warnings: plane crash/survival story

The Toy Ad Doth Protest Too Much: Recalled Toys

Nov 10th, 2023 54m 52s

This week, Brianne loves geese, Melanie doesn’t understand that raccoons are a blessing, Brianne never wants to wear pants again, Adelaide has the perfect topic, we wonder whether rubber cement girls are a real thing, and everyone knows Melanie

Dolls Be Havin’ Dolls: Haunted Dolls & Spooky Stories

Oct 31st, 2023 1h 25m

This week, Brianne and Melanie are each other for Halloween, Squonk asserts dominance over viruses, Brianne loves buttless animals, Melanie loves wet socks, two haunted dolls are going to kiss soon, hiding cursed objects in attics doesn’t solve

Those Who Are About to Die Salute You: 13 Superstitions

Oct 13th, 2023 58m 32s

This week, Goat Granny sets up a trail cam, Tinky is in the will, Brianne finds out about Dennis Rodman, Melanie doesn’t want illegitimate Crocs, we’re all spared a week of existential terror, Melanie isn’t noble enough for a baller umbrella, b

Overlapping Failures: Seoul Halloween Crowd Crush

Oct 6th, 2023 57m 20s

This week, some shit’s always going down on the east side, petting zoo rules are implemented at Brianne’s sole discretion, Melanie’s decanter collects dust, and Brianne is clear in her feelings on South Korea and its people.Content warnings: in