Whit and Tom successfully battle fluffy kitten robots, after which they're rewarded with control of an island kingdom. They rule as wise, benevolent philosopher-kings for fifty years (because democracy sucks), but then a debate over tortilla chips causes a rift which ultimately leads to a bloody coup that's successfully led by a junta of heavily armed small business owners and IT professionals. In the aftermath, property values rise to such a degree that all artists must flee the island, which in turn becomes a giant Costco suburban hellhole.