Whit and Tom talk about the time they saved a burning orphanage that was also a no-kill animal shelter and then rode off on a giant unicorn that shot cruise missiles out of its hooves at people who drive too aggressively and while mid-flight met a very wise, talking fin whale who told them about a magical land of free hand grenades and benzos, but unfortunately Tom had fallen asleep on his hand and balls the night before and just winds up kind of dominating the episode with his whiny bullshit.