A mother that has lost faith in the Catholic Church faces a dilemma: continue a life without religion and send her young daughter to an inferior school, or have her daughter baptized so that she can attend a Catholic school with a better educat

Piss and Shit

Nov 6th, 2016 1h 6m

Joe wrote this episode. It’s a pisser, no bullshit.

Meat and Religion

Aug 16th, 2016 1h 7m

A very special episode in which Joemma MEET for the second time ever to discuss MEAT and religion. Sink your teeth into this juicy episode (but only under very strict conditions, and with a truckload of guilt). Herewith we METE out this episode

Near Eastern Naughties Part 1

Jul 6th, 2016 1h 4m

Joemma and Help Meat Dave discuss some of the more ‘interesting’ myths and poetry of the pre Christian Near East. People with 3 different accents trying to fluently converse about identities such as Ninḫursaĝa and Ningiriutud and their risque t

The Hierarchy of Angels

Feb 14th, 2016 1h 35m

One day, Joe wondered what was up with all the different kinds of angels – especially the little chubby naked baby ones. So, Emma researched how The Angels roll. The result is this episode on The Hierarchy of Angels/Aliens (just ask Ezekiel).

A Veary Beary Xmas

Jan 9th, 2016 1h 26m

Compliments of the season to all. As our gift to you, we have a Christmas episode in which we take the piss out of Bear Grylls. Not hard to do, seeing he does it to himself all the time. Urine for a meaty, protein filled treat.

Meat Mutant Riffs [8]: Apostles!

Dec 4th, 2015 1s

Not all of the Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible walked around with their mouths gaping dumbly, but a suspiciously large percentage of those that did were the vaunted groupies of the LORD.

The Philippines: Part 2

Jun 26th, 2015 51m 28s

We continue to enjoy the folklore of The Philippines with Help Meat Ivan, and Not So Help, Not So Meat, “Steve”. Hilarity (in the context of utmost culturally sensitivity) ensues. Again.

The Philippines Part 1

Jun 11th, 2015 1h 7m

Joemma continue their exploration of Oceania. To celebrate Independence Day in The Philippines (June 12th), we drill into the mythology and folklore of The Philippines with a native of The Archipelago. We bet you can’t wait to get your filthy i

Judaserial

Mar 25th, 2015 52m 43s

In April 33 CE, a man named Jesus, The King of The Jews, was arrested. One of his disciples, Judas, was accused of betraying him. The case against him was largely based on stories written many, many years after this actual event supposedly took

Valentine’s Day JISMANIA

Feb 17th, 2015 1h 16m

In honour of St Cupid dying a horrible, torturous death, we bring you over an hour’s worth of JIS and grotesque love worms. Enjoy the six six sixiness, Mutant Meat lovers.

The Months of The Year: Merry Christmess

Dec 23rd, 2014 1h 16m

Amongst discussions about a cure for hiccoughs, Meat Mutant porn, Pokemon, environmentally friendly cleaning products, squeaky toys, Elton John, JIS, balaclavas and scorched knees…….we mention some information about the months of the year. Happ

Dr Brain Dead

Dec 1st, 2014 1h 24m

Firstly, a JIS from Pastor Ironside. The, sit back and enjoy the rich, interleaving, ultra-real multi-sensory experience as Joemma and Tort discuss Dr. Eben Alexander’s trip to heaven and back. This episode is “sacred acoustics” at their finest

The Twelve Apostles

Sep 11th, 2014 1h 9m

Joe and Emma. In the same room, at the same time. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

Oceania Vol. 1

May 28th, 2014 1h 11m

Joemma go down south to explore the myths, religious beliefs and folklore of some of the people of Oceania. We visit some of the smaller and more exotic islands such as Palau, Vanuatu, Rapa Nui, and of course, D.J.S.’s recent homeland, Guam. Ta

Mormon X Files with Mysterious Ex-Mormon “X”

Apr 2nd, 2014 1s

Joemma interview a very recently deconverted ex-Mormon, and, well, what ensues makes Emma lose her shit – more than once.

Meat Mutant Riffs [7]: Zacchaeus!

Mar 2nd, 2014 1s

You know, tax collectors get a bad rap. They may be wealthy but no matter your socioeconomic stratum, it’s not easy being this poorly animated.

Evidence 4 Enchiladas with Hotttpocket

Feb 17th, 2014 1h 40m

The most tasty of help meats, Hotttpocket, joins Joemma for our final (fingers crossed) analysis of another face palm Evidence 4 Faith episode. A couple of uninvited guests drop in, exponentially magnifying the hilarity that ensues. With more J

JISotW: The Strange World of Cryonics 2

Feb 12th, 2014

Continuing from last time… Man’s Sin Nature Is In His Heart (SOUL), Not The Physical Brain Itself Well my sin nature is in my sweat glands, judging by how much sin I leak every time I spot a female’s nude ankle. Shows how much you know!! While

Crazy Saints

Jan 29th, 2014 53m 50s

Joemma go crazy talking about crazy (or possibly just “eccentric”) saints. More weird and wonderful Christian history that’s more “holy moly” than holy.

JISotW: The Strange World of Cryonics

Jan 24th, 2014

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/End%20of%20the%20World/cryonics.htm Today was one of those countless days in my life when I had to go take a walk after learning about the cryonics industry. This stuff is mind boggling, strange and disturbing to

Meat Mutant Riffs: Queen Esther

Jan 17th, 2014 1s

FUCKING FINALLY, we can bring you the adventures of Mokey.

JISotW: Social Services

Jan 9th, 2014

Brian & Ruth Christine A Christian Family… Terrorized and destroyed by the Government! If they were a non-Christian family, I wouldn’t have to be put out of my way to pretend to care! Those BASTARDS (a 4TH branch of unconstitutional fascist-

JISotW: The Way of a Wicked Woman

Jan 1st, 2014

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/wicked_woman.htm Wickedness, that’s when a woman says a thing you don’t want to hear, right? The only recourse is pulling one of her teeth, right, Bible? Eh, the Bible is big. I’m sure it agrees with

Meatstravaganza 2013 Suckfuckaduckworth Oh Come on You Arsehole (Spreading The Good News)

Dec 23rd, 2013 58m 8s

Ho Ho Hoes Happy Holidays from Joemma and Meat Mutant! Here is our Xmas Meatstravaganza for 2013. This podcast will be like no other you have heard from us before, but will still bring a smile to your face. A meat covered smile, of course. Enjo