Welcome to Day 6 of these Tokyo 2020+1 Apocalympics.

Headlining today’s cast is a dominant victory by LZJ in the Badminton and literally the only use for the 160,000 dongbags in the Olympic Village.

We also have a massive go at some Boomers (the generation, not the basketball team) who don’t want to know about rimjobs, go over death threats made to Chinese athletes and bring to you our new all-male strip club, The Meat Raffle.

Pour yourself a tequila and milk and get listening!