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Hello and welcome to meet as pod I'm your host de minas. As far
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back as I can remember, I have loved A Christmas Carol by
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Charles Dickens and its many many forms Scrooged starring
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Bill Murray and Muppet Christmas Carol, the stage play the radio
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drama all of it. Well, on this episode, we have a full cast
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production of Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol,
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starring Kyle a bear as Ebenezer Scrooge. Stay tuned after the
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story for a full cast list. Without further ado, A Christmas
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Carol by Charles Dickens.
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Molly was dead to begin with. There's no doubt whatever about
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that. The Register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the
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cleric, The Undertaker and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it
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and screwed his name was good upon change for anything he
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chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was dead as a doornail.
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Scrooge knew he was dead. Of course he did. Scrooge and
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Marley were partners for I don't know how many years but he was a
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tight fisted hand of the old Grindstone was Scrooge
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squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous
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old sinner, and once upon a time, of all the good days in
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the year, on Christmas Eve, old Scrooge that busy in his
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counting house, at grim, cheerless place, if there ever
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was one. The door of Scrooges counting house was open that he
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might keep an eye on his clerk Bob Cratchit who and a cold and
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dismal sell beyond worked on his Ledger's.
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2021 22 Rushing Merry Gentlemen lead nothing new this May 2326
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to nine nine carry to on Christmas Day. 11 1317 Seven
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project Yes, Mr. Scrooge. Stop that in fertile caterwauling.
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Yes sir. No. 1517 21 Carry the one
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all the impudence singing their idiotic Christmas carols at my
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very door go on Get away from my door go somewhere else and
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bellow your blasted Carol's I'll give you in charge.
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Sorry, Governor. Easter no customer at Christmas time you
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know? Yes. And I don't want any of your old customs. Take your fellow fools
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and go away. Christmas. Yeah. Oh, right. say Merry Christmas
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anyway. So now you get that letter from Higgins and
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blackthorn Cratchit and then I want you to finish posting this
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ledger. And after that you can pop over to foster girls and
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tell Heath Rumford. You You've come after the 17 shillings and
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six pence he's owed me since micromass and tell him I shall
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have a constable over there. If he doesn't pay up at once.
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Mr. Foster Gil's wife has been ill sir.
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What do I care about his wife? I want my 17 and six.
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I just thought it being Christmas. Christmas Christmas. You mentioned that word to me once
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more Bob Cratchit. And Merry Christmas uncle. Merry
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Christmas, Bob. Merry Christmas, Mr. Fred.
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God save you Uncle umberg Christmas a humbug uncle. Now
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I'm sure you don't mean that. I mean, just that exactly that Merry Christmas. What right have
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you to be merry? What reason have you You're poor enough?
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But what right have you to be dismal about Christmas uncle?
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You're rich enough? Yeah. Now don't be cross uncle.
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Well, what else can I be when I live in such a world of fools?
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What's Christmas to you? What a time for paying bills with our
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money. Merry Christmas a time for finding herself a year older
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and not an hour richer. If I could work my will. Every idiot
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who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips would be
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boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stick of holly
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through his heart. He shouldn't call now nephew. Keep Christmas
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in your own way. And let me keep it in mind.
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Keep it but you don't keep it uncle.
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Well, let me leave it alone. Then. What do you want a
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Christmas gift? No doubt. I came to wish you a Merry Christmas. Uncle,
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Merry Christmas much good make Christmas Do you, much good and
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ever has done you. There are many things from which I derived Good buy which I have
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not profited materially I test say uncle Christmas among the
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rest. But I have always thought of Christmas time as a good time
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a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time. And therefore,
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uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my
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pocket. I believe it has done me good and will do me good. And I
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say God bless it. God bless Christmas hora.
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Let me hear another sound out if you project that you'll keep
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your Christmas by losing your situation. Yes. And as to you
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nephew. I wonder you don't go into parliament. You talk enough
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nonsense. Oh, don't be angry uncle. I want nothing from you. I asked
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nothing of you. Why can't we be friends? Good afternoon. I'm
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sorry. You feel that way? Well, I've tried a Merry Christmas to
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you, uncle. Good afternoon. And a happy new year to bah humbug.
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And a Merry Christmas to you, Bob. And the Mrs. And to Tony,
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Tim. Thank you, Mr. Crate. Same to you, sir. Good day, sir. Good
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day, Bob. Nonsense. Quite all farmerie Talking of Christmas and not to
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six pence to jangle together in his trousers pocket. Hey, you,
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Bob Cratchit. Come here. What are you doing there?
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I'm only putting a bit more coal in the fire. Mr. Scrooge. See,
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it's so cold in this. You will put that call back into the scuttle a fire a fire
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indeed. I can tell you if you use coal at that rate. You and I
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will soon be parted company. Bob Cratchit. You understand that?
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There's many a young fellow that would like your situation, you
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know. I'm sorry, sir. My fingers. Were getting a little stiff with the
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cold. Well then put on your mittens. Someone at the door. Go on. See
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what is. Yes, sir.
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Good afternoon, sir. Good afternoon. This is the firm of
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Scrooge and Molly. Yes, sir. I should like to see the head of
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the firm if I may. Oh, very good, sir. What is it? A gentleman to see you, Mr.
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Scrooge? Have I had the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge or Mr.
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Molly? Ma has been dead the seven years tonight. I'm Scrooge. Well, now
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Mr. Scrooge at this season of the year. It's only fitting that
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we who are more fortunate should raise the funds to buy the poor
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some meat and drink and means of warmth. You may not believe it's
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many 1000s are now in want of common necessities. And hundreds
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of 1000s are unwanted simplest comfort.
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Are there no prisons? Well, there
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are plenty of prisons, sir. And workhouses. They're still in operation I trust.
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I wish I could say they are not. But they are sir.
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The treadmill and the poor law are in full vigor that are both
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very busy, sir. Ah,
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I'm glad to hear it. I was afraid from what you said at
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first that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course.
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No. So all these institutions you mentioned are flourishing.
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But it's nevertheless true that some additional provisioning for
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the poor and destitute must be made of few of us upon change
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are endeavouring to raise such a fund you see, and what should I
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put you down for? Nothing. Oh, I see. You wish to remain
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anonymous. I wish to be left alone. I don't make marry myself Christmas time and I can
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afford to help make a lot of idle people. Mary, I helped to
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support the establishments that take care of the poor they cost
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enough. Let those who are badly off go there.
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Many can't go there, sir. And many would rather die.
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Well, then my advice to them is to do so and decrease the
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surplus population. Besides, I've only your word for it
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that all this is so it's the truth, Mr. Scrooge?
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Well, so be it then. It's not my business. It's enough for a man
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to understand his own business and not to interfere with other
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people's. Mine occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, sir.
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I quite understand Mr. Scrooge. Good afternoon.
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crotchet show this gentleman out.
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Yes, sir. This way, sir. Please. Sir. I couldn't help
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overhearing. I should like to contribute topics Karachi. Yes,
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sir. It isn't much, but it's all I can afford. But there are
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others in worse situations than I
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hear a generous fellow. No, I wish I might say so. Of your
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employer. crotch out. Yes, sir. Good afternoon, sir.
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Good afternoon. cron jobs. Mary Christmas.
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Merry Christmas. Yes, sir. Close the door.
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Yes sir. 2431 one carry three. A new scallop tip if attorney Tim
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cone from Arthur 33. Three and carry three. A haven for Belinda
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for 712 15. Project 50. Yes, sir.
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still like to have you got to forfeit girls. You'll be closed
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up for Christmas like those other fools. We may as well
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close up the place now. Yes, sir. It is getting a little dark, hard to see the figures.
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I suppose you'll want the entire day tomorrow. If it's quite
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convenient. It's not convenient. And it's not fair either. But I
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suppose I can't do anything about it. If I was to stop half
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a crown of your wages. You'd think you're so very ill used
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I'll be bound. Well, sir, is but you don't think me ill used when
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I pay a day's wages for no work. It's only once a year, sir. Once
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a year, once a year indeed a fine excuse for picking up man's
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pocket every 25th of December. But I suppose there's no good
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talking. You must have the whole day. Well see that you're here
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all the earlier the next morning, you understand?
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Oh, I will, sir. I will indeed. Good notes, and Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas ah. The office was closed in a twinkling and Bob Cratchit with
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the long ends of his white comforter dangling below his
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waist, for he boasted no gray coat, went down a slide on corn
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Hill 20 times in honor of it being Christmas Eve and then ran
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down home to Camden Town as hard as he could Pelt to play with
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his family at blind man's bluff. Scrooge on the other hand, took
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his melancholy dinner and his usual melancholy tavern. And
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having read the newspapers and spent the rest of the evening in
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his bankers book went to his dismal house. Darkness is cheap,
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and Scrooge liked it. The yard was so dark that even Scrooge
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who knew it's every stone had to grow up with his hands through
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the fog and frost to find the door. Scrooge walked through his
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rooms to see that all was right. sitting room, bedroom, lumber
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room all as they should be. Nobody under the table. Nobody
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under the sofa. Nobody under the bed. Nobody in the closet.
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Closed the door. He locked himself in. He double locked
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himself in, took off his robot put on his dressing slippers and
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nightcap and sat down before the fire to take his Google
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Marley, Marley, Marley. I could have sworn I saw old bah humbug.
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Molly's been dead the seven years humbug all humbug. What I
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need is a good night's What's that? Someone's in the place
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where the door's locked and double locked. It's, it's
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coming. Something's coming closer. outside my door. I won't
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believe it. It's humbug. Still, Ebenezer Scrooge, Ebenezer Scrooge?
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Marley. Oh, no. What do you want to be?
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I want much of you Ebony's. Who who are you? Ask of me who I
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was. You're very particular for a ghost. All right, then. Who were
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you? In life? I was your partner, Jacob Marley. Jacob Marley.
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But you're dead. You died seven years ago.
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Seven years ago. This very night. You are a ghost then?
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What's wrong, Ebenezer? Don't you believe in me?
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I do not. You doubt your senses. Ebenezer
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bear? Yes, because a little thing affects me a slight
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disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You can't be a
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ghost. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard,
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a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato that may be
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more of gravy than of gray. Eve about you wherever you are. Bah
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humbug, I tell you humbug.
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Oh, excuse me, excuse me. I do believe in you. You are a ghost
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Jacob. Thank you. Why do you walk the earth Jacob? Why do you
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come to me? It is required over every man that the spirit within him
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should walk broad among his fellow men and travel far and
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wide to witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on
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Earth and turn to happiness.
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But tell me Jacob did what is that chain you wear around you?
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I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link and yard
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by yard by my own free will. Is its pattern strange to you
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Ebony's cash boxes, keys and padlocks, Ledger's and parses
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yours was as heavy and as long as this seven years ago. You
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have labored on it since Ebony's hace
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come? Speak comfort to me, Jacob.
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Comfort I have none to give. I cannot rest. I cannot stay I
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cannot linger. Weary journeys lie before me. You travel fast.
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Yes, Ebony's on the wings of the wind.
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Seven years dead and traveling all the time.
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Seven years Ebenezer seven years of remorse. Ebenezer? Do you
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know that no space of regret can make amends for one life's
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opportunities miss you. But you are always a good man of business. Jacob
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baseness. Mankind was my business, charity, mercy,
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benevolence. They were all my business. The dealings of my
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trade were bought a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean
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of my business.
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Not Jacob, Jacob to take on. So now. Jacob, listen to me,
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Ebenezer. I'm listening to you, Jacob. Go on Jacob. Now, speak
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to me. But don't be so flowery. Ebenezer. I am here to warn you that you have yet a chance of
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hope of escaping my fate. Do you hear that? Ebenezer?
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Yes, Jacob, who? You always were a good friend to me, Jacob.
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Thanks, Jacob. But, but go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. How shall I
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escape? Oh, I'm afraid
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Jacob. You will be haunted by three spirits? Is that the only
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chance and hope Jacob? It is your only chance and hope? Well,
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then I think I'd rather not. Without their visits, you cannot
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hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first tomorrow when
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the bell tolls one.
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Could I take them all at once and have it over Jacob,
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Ebenezer? Look but for your own sake, you'll remember what has
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passed between us. And remember, when the bell tolls one, look
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for the spirit. Molly, tricot Marley,
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Scrooge awoke, he was laying in his bed fully dressed. Suddenly,
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the curtains of his bed were drawn aside and screwed found
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himself face to face with the unearthly visitor who drew him
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as close to it as I am to you now. And I am standing in the
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spirit at your elbow. It was a strange figure like a child yet?
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Not so like a child is like a grown woman. Its hair, which
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hung about its neck and down. Its back was white as it with
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age. And yet the face had not a wrinkle in it. And the tenderest
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bloom was on the skin. The arms were long and slender, the hands
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the same. Yet it's as if it's hold were of uncommon string,
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Ebenezer Scrooge? Who? Who such as Ebenezer Scrooge, I have come
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for you. Oh, you are hard you the spirit who's coming was foretold me.
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I am that spirit. Wow. What are you?
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I am the Ghost of Christmas Past Just long past. No. Your past.
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What do you want of me? What brings you here to haunt me?
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Your welfare, Ebenezer Scrooge rice and walk with me?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, not out of the window. I can't do
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that I fall down. I'm not a spirit. I'm mortal and our fall,
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but a touch of my hand upon your heart. And you shall be upheld
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and more than this. Come follow me
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where are we? What's become of the city? Snow upon the ground?
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Where are we? These are the shadows of the things that have been. You
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recognize this country side? Oh, I know every inch of it's every rock every tree.
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And that Blake building over there. Oh, that building? I was a boy there. Yes. I went to school in
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that horrible place. Do you recollect that path?
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I could walk it blindfolded. Strange. You
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should forget it so many years. Come let us go closer. Look
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through the window into that cold, barren room. What do you
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see Ebenezer Scrooge see a boy?
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A solitary child neglected by his family. Hello?
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Yes, yes, I see. I know that boy. I was so lonely. Boy,
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your lip is trembling Scrooge. What's that on your cheek?
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It's nothing. Nothing at all. I wish I haven't. It's too late
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now. What's the matter? Nothing. Nothing. The wifs came to my door singing Christmas
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carols last night. And there was a boy like that among them. A
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poor pale, thin little boy and ragged coat. I should like to
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have given him something. That's all. Is that all? Ebenezer Scrooge, let us see another Christmas. Do
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you know this place Ebenezer Scrooge?
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No it this is the old counting house where I was apprentice.
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Listen. Well, it's my old master Bless his heart. old Fezziwig my
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master alive again and host of one of his Christmas parties.
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Listen to him. Hold hands with your partner bow and face away called screw
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thread the needle and back to your places.
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And there's dead Wilkins. Or dear God. Yes. And look, there's
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Ms. Fezziwig herself, looking younger than any of them. And
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the tables all loaded with roast insider and mince pie and beer.
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Oh, what a jolly time we used to have
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that carefree young man the light hearted gay smile. Do you
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recognize him? Yes, yes, yes. Merciful. Oh, happy I was then
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a small matter for orphans make to make those silly folks so
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full of joy. Small Matter. Small indeed,
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isn't it? He has spent only a few pounds of your mortal money
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is that so much that he deserves praise?
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It's not that it's not that spirit. old Fezziwig has the
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power to make us happy or unhappy to make our service
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light or heavy. His power lies in words and looks at hidden
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things so tiny that it's impossible to count them up. The
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happiness he gives is quite as great as if it costs her.
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Yeah. What is the madam?
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Oh, nothing. Nothing at all spiritual.
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Something, I think. No, no. Speak. Well, only it's just that I should like to be
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able to say a word or two to my clerk. Bob Cratchit. That's all.
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Swearing to your partner addressed the entire bow and
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curtsy thread the needle.
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My time grows short. And we have yet another journey to make.
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Where no. Come
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This is our last visit to the past Ebenezer here in this
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little room with a fair young girl by your side. Do you
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recognize yourself up? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's very this.
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You're older now. A man in the prime of life. Your face has
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begun to weather signs of care. neveress Your eyes are greedy.
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be eager, restless eyes have a miser No, no, no, please. She
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knows that to that girl by your side. There are tears in her
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eyes. It matters little heaven Isa. You very little. I know that.
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Well, have I changed towards you? When we were engaged? We
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were both poor. Was it better than better to be poor?
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Better to at least be happy? You're changed. You were another
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man that was a boy, you blame me because I've grown wiser. If I
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ever tried to break our engagement, whites No,
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never. It was in, in a change
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nature, in an altered spirit in everything that made my love,
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have any value in your sight. So I release you from this promise?
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Bell. At first, it may cause you pain to lose me. A very brief
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pain. But soon it will be dim. Like a half remember dream, an
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unprofitable dream. And you will be glad to be awake from such a
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dream. May you be happy him the life you have chosen Ebenezer
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for the love of Him you want to work? It's enough. Show me no more. Take me home.
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These were shadows of things that have been that they are
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what they are. Do not blame me. No, no more. No more. One shadow
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more. Come. See this man, Ebenezer Scrooge, this man might have been you and
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the woman beside him. Your wife. And that girl? That girl might
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have been your daughter, Ebenezer Scrooge. She might have
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called you father. She might have been a springtime and the
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haggard winter of your life. Spirit. Let me go show me no more.
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Listen now while they speak Ebenezer?
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Well, I saw an old friend of yours today.
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Who was it? abacus? How can I? It's I know. Mr. Scrooge.
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Mr. Scrooge it was a pastor's office window. There wasn't
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shadows. There was a candle inside so I couldn't help seeing
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them as part of the Mali lights to the point of death, hi here.
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And then through sat all alone. Quite alone in the world. I do
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believe spiritual spirit. I can't bear any more leave me haunt me no
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more. Take me back. Take me back. Take me back. Take me
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back. From the stroke of one, Scrooge awakened suddenly and sat bolt
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upright in his own bed. He remembered the words of Marley's
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ghost and wondered from which direction the second Spectre
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would appear. At that moment, nothing between a baby and a
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rhinoceros would have astonished him very much. Now, being
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prepared for almost anything he was not by any means prepared
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for nothing. And consequently, when no shape appeared, He was
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taken with a violent fit of trembling. Five minutes 10
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minutes. A quarter of an hour went by. Yet nothing came. Then,
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as he sat in his bed, he became aware gradually have a great
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blaze of ruddy light. It seemed to shine upon him from an
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adjoining room. He got up softly and shuffled in his slippers to
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the door. It was his own sitting room, no doubt about that. But
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it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls and
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ceiling were so hung with living grain that it looked a perfect
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Grove, from every part of which bright gleaming berries glisten,
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and such a mighty Blaze went roaring up the chimney as had
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never been known in Scrooges time and for many and many a
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winter season gone. heaped up on the floor to form a kind of
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throne or turkeys, geese game poultry these great joints of
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meat sucking pigs long reads of sausage mince pies, Plum
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puddings, barrels of oysters, red hot chestnuts and the
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seething bowl of punch that made the chamber dem with their
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delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch, there was a
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jolly giant, glorious to see. He bore a glowing torch and shape
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not unlike glenties horn and held it up high up to shed its
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light on Scrooge as he came peeping around the door. I
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mean, come in Ebenezer Scrooge. I didn't know me better man. You
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you I have no Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me. You have
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never seeing the light of me but
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you're, you're different from the other spirit. You're tall,
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almost a giant and that great torch you carry
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it's light falls into the homes of the rich and the poor life.
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Spirit. Take me where you will last time I went against my will
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and learned a lesson which is working now. If you have
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anything to teach me, let me profit by it.
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Smile robe at Barney's us Rouge. Touch my robe
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Where have you brought me spirit and humbled dwellings on both Street?
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It's miserable enough. Yet? Where is happiness?
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Who are these people? Who's that woman and the children?
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Do you use all the family of your Cluck? Bob Cratchit
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Bo Missy is one wife dressed in a twice turn gown but brave in
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ribbons lay the table for Christmas dinner. Well, cystic
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is their daughter Melinda and the young man with a fork in the
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stuffing. Well, that's master Peter Krafcik and the two little
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graduates. Listen, Scrooge.
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Here's Martha mother. Children, children.
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God bless your heart and live Martha My Dear. Merry Christmas
31:47
to you. Merry Christmas, mother. Merry Christmas.
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How late you are Madea Oh, we had a great deal of work to finish up last night. And we
31:58
had to Caraway this morning. Well, nevermind so long as you're here now. sit you down
32:04
before the fire Magdi and have a warm Lord bless you worse father
32:08
has been to church with Tiny Tim. There'll be a long directly
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how is Tiny Tim mother any better at all?
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Sometimes I think he is. And sometimes I think Oh dear God,
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if anything should happen to tiny tin
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Mother, you mustn't even think of such a thing.
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Oh, Mother, I see father and Tiny Tim.
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They're here. There's Tiny Tim.
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Merry Christmas, everybody. Martha. Welcome, my dear.
32:39
Now we Christmas father and tear. Merry Christmas, Martha.
32:42
Oh, Tim. you darling. Take
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your coat off. Father. I'm so glad to be home. Um, we're
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so glad to have you, Martha. And how did little Tim behave in church Bob?
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Oh, as good as gold. I'm better. Oh,
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I like church mother. Oh, they sing the nicest songs. I hope
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people saw me there. saw you there. And why, Tim?
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Well, don't you see? Because I'm lame. And if they saw my crutch,
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it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day. Who
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it was the Maiden Lane beggars walk in blind men see?
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Bless you, my son. I'll be ready to eat
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mother. Yes, children. We're already come take your places
33:32
now. And wait your turn. There's plenty of stuffing dressing and
33:39
plum pudding for all of you. Martha. You take care of Tiny
33:43
Tim. Yes, mother and see that he eats plenty. He must get strong
33:48
and well. Let's sit down and sit down everyone.
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Ah, now my dad is shall we say grace? Our Father who art in
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heaven. Hallowed retuning,
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tell me if Tiny Tim will live.
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I see. Great conceit, as it isn't her love horror chimney
34:13
corner and a crutch without an owner. carefully preserved.
34:20
Oh, no, no, no, no, no kind spirit say he will be spared. We
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say you're live. Emily's shadows remain on altered by the future Ebenezer
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the child will die.
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And now my dears with such a dinner, a toast. A Merry
34:40
Christmas to us all. And God blesses. God bless us, everyone.
34:46
Her now to Mr. Scrooge. I give you a toast to Mr. Scrooge, the
34:52
founder of the feast, the founder of the feast indeed. Who pays you all 15 shillings a
34:58
week. Oh wish I hadn't here. I'd give him a piece of my mind to
35:03
feast on and I hope you'd have a good appetite for
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it. My dear the children, Christmas Day,
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it should be Christmas day I'm sure on which one drinks to the
35:13
health of such an odious, stingy and unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge
35:19
you know knows he is Bob. Nobody knows it better than you do.
35:23
Poor fellow, my dear Christmas Day,
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or drink his health for your sake, and the days, not for his
35:32
long life to him. A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
35:37
It'll be very merry and very happy. I have no doubt.
35:41
I say God bless him to mother and everyone.
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That was nothing of hi Mark and all this. They were not a
35:54
handsome family these Cratchit they were not well dressed.
35:58
Their shoes were far from being waterproof. Their clothes were
36:02
scanty and had known very likely the inside of a pawn brokers.
36:08
But they were happy, grateful, pleased with one another and
36:13
contented with time. And when at last they faded, Scrooge had his
36:19
eye upon them, and especially on Tiny Tim, until the last many
36:28
calls Scrooge made that night when the Ghost of Christmas
36:31
Present down among the miners, to labor in the bowels of the
36:35
earth. And out to see among the sailors at their watch, dark and
36:41
ghostly figures in there several stations. Much they saw and far
36:46
they went and many places they visited, but always with a happy
36:50
end. The spirits stood beside sick beds, and they were
36:54
cheerful on foreign lands, and they were close at home by
36:59
poverty, and it was rich in ALMS house, hospital and jail where
37:04
vain man and his little brief authority had not made fast the
37:09
door and borrowed the spirit out. The spirit left his
37:13
blessings. It was a long night, if it was only a night. And it
37:19
was strange to that while Scrooge remained unaltered in
37:23
his outward form. The ghost grew older, clearly older,
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my life upon this globe is very brief, Ebenezer. It ends
37:35
tonight. Tonight. Tonight at midnight Park. The hour is come.
37:44
Oh, no, no, no, not yet. Not yet. There are still more things
37:47
I wish to learn these you will learn from still another spirit. Still another
37:54
spirit, Ebenezer
37:59
Scrooge look about him for the ghost that had vanished and had
38:02
found himself once more in his bed in his dressing gown and his
38:06
nightcap. He heard the clock strike. And then he remembered
38:14
the prediction of old Jacob Marley. And lifting up his eyes
38:20
beheld the third spirit a solemn phantom shrouded in black draped
38:28
and hooded coming towards him slowly and silently like a mist
38:37
along the ground I know you you you are the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. You'll
38:50
show me shadows of the things that have not happened but will
38:53
happen in the time before us. That's when the Spirit ghost of
38:56
the future I fear you more than any specter I've seen yet I know
39:02
your purpose is to do me good as I hope to live to be another man
39:05
from what I was lead on lead on the nights waiting faster times
39:10
precious spirit Why have you brought me here again? Here to
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bum crutches home. But it's not the same way. Why is it so
39:23
quiet? So very quiet here
39:38
my son, my little son, Tiny. I loved him so
39:49
Oh, mother, dear, you mustn't. It's almost time for father to
39:54
be home. Don't let him see you crying
39:58
yes Yes, ma'am. He's late tonight. He walks slower than he used to.
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And yet I've known him to walk very fast indeed. With Tiny Tim
40:11
on his shoulder, so have I mother, but he was like to
40:15
carry. And his father loved him so that it was no trouble. No
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trouble it. Good evening, my dear Bob.
40:27
You're late, Bob. Yes, I'm sorry, my dear. I went to the church here today. I wish
40:34
you could have gone with me. It it would have done your heart.
40:38
Good to see how sweet and greener place it is. But you'll
40:42
see it often. I promised him. Yes. I promised Tiny Tim we'd
40:48
walk there on a Sunday. Father's here. It's God's will bob.
40:54
I'm trying to understand it my dear. My son, my little son,
40:59
Tiny Tim. And I loved him so
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Oh, that's cruel, cruel spirit. Can you give me one ray of hope
41:11
that I may change all that. That Tiny Tim may live? Where are you
41:17
taking me now? Here on a common street spirit? What is there for
41:21
me to learn here? Who are those men?
41:24
Lie down too much about it. Either way, I only know he's
41:28
dead. Or indeed he doy last night I believe
41:32
it's likely to be a very cheap funeral for upon my life. I
41:36
don't know anybody to go to it. Suppose we make up a party and
41:40
volunteer. I don't mind going if a Lunch is provided.
41:46
Come to think of it off. But I was best friend what we used to
41:50
not do each other when we met in the street.
41:56
Spirit tell me who is this man that died? Is there no one to
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mourn this poor creature? No one to follow him to the grave.
42:04
Perhaps they'll give him a green grave at least like poor Tiny
42:07
Tim. Perhaps. Spirit where are we now? Merciful heaven
42:15
churchyard will run my grass and weeds choked up with too much
42:20
bearing desolate, lonely, crumbling gravestone. Spirit
42:25
before I draw nearer to that gravestone, answer me one
42:28
question. Are these shadows of things that will be or are they
42:32
shadows of things that may be only when you're not speak to me
42:37
spirit? What is that grave to which you point? out writing on
42:45
that stone? The name on the gravestone is Ebenezer Scrooge.
42:53
Ebenezer Scrooge. Oh, no. No spirit. No, no, no, no, no. Hear
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me. I am not a man. I was why show me this. If I am past all
43:01
hope, telling me that I can change these dreadful shadows
43:04
you have shown me by an altered life. I will honor Christmas in
43:08
my heart. I'll try to keep it all the year. I live in the past
43:12
the present and the future. And I will not shut off the lessons
43:15
that they teach. Tell me spirit. Oh, go on. Tell me tell me that
43:18
I can sponge away the writing on the stone spirit. I beg you
43:21
spirit. I beg you. Spirit I promise. I promise on my knees.
43:29
I promise I promise. I once this hits my own bedpost, huh. I'm
43:40
home in my own bed in my own room
43:49
and a son a sunshiny it's clear. It's bright. No clouds. What a
43:55
beautiful day. Oh, glorious, glorious. A boy. Oh boy. Yes,
44:01
sir. What's today?
44:04
What's that, sir? What day? Is it my fine fellow today? What why it's Christmas
44:09
Day. Christmas Day, then I haven't missed it. The spirits
44:13
have done it all in one night. All in one night. Heaven be
44:16
praised. How was that sir? Listen, my lead. Do you know
44:21
where the Poulter is in the next street? I should say I do. Ha an
44:26
intelligent boy. A remarkable boy. Tell me do you know if
44:29
they've sold the price Turkey that was hanging in the window?
44:31
The one is biggest me. What a delightful boy. It's a pleasure talking to you. Yes, my
44:38
buck. It's hanging there now, sir. That's wonderful. Go around
44:42
with you. And tell them to send it to Bob Prichard and his
44:44
family on Broad Street and mind you they're not to know who paid
44:47
for it. Hurry hurry my lead. Here. Wait a minute. Here's half
44:51
a crown for your trouble. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. In a Merry Christmas.
44:56
Merry Christmas to you, my boy. Oh, I don't know what to do if
45:01
it's light as a feather. I'm as happy as an angel. I Miss Mary
45:05
as a schoolboy. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to everybody. A
45:11
happy new year to all the world. My dear sir, how do you do?
45:20
I beg your pardon? You sir, aren't you the gentleman who came to my office
45:24
in regard to that charity? Why yes,
45:27
sir. A Merry Christmas to you.
45:30
Yes, sir. Allow me to ask your pardon, sir. And what do you want the
45:33
goodness to accept? I prefer to whisper this.
45:38
One Why, Lord bless me, my dear Mr. Scrooge. Are you serious?
45:44
If you please, now, not a father, unless a great many back
45:47
payments are included in it? I assure you. Will you do me that
45:51
favor? My dear sir, I do not know what to say to such munificence.
45:56
Nah, don't say anything. Please come and see me. Will you come
45:59
and see me? I will. I will, indeed.
46:02
Thank you. I am much obliged to you. I thank you. 50 times.
46:05
Bless you. Merry Christmas.
46:08
The next morning Scrooge was early at his office. He went
46:12
early for a reason. If he could only be there first and catch
46:16
Bob Cratchit coming late. That was the thing he had set upon
46:21
his heart. And he did it. Yes, he did. The clock struck nine.
46:26
No Bob. Quarter past. No, Bob screwed sat with his door wide
46:33
open that he might see him come in. And at last he came in his
46:39
hat was off before he opened the door his Comforter to he was on
46:44
his stool in a jiffy driving away with his pen. As if you
46:48
were trying to overtake nine o'clock. Eight and 15 and 21. Six and carry the 124 and carry the 231
46:59
eight and nine. Hello? You crush it? Yes, sir. Step this week, graduates if you please.
47:05
Graduate. What do you mean by coming in at this time of day?
47:08
I'm very sorry, sir. I am behind my time. You are yes, yes,
47:13
I think you are. It's only
47:15
once a year Mr. Scrooge. It shall not be repeated. I was
47:19
making rather than marry yesterday. So I'll tell you what, my friend. I will not stand this sort of
47:23
thing any longer. And therefore Bob Cratchit. I'm about to raise
47:26
your salary. Mr. Scrooge. Are you quite yourself, sir?
47:32
No, no, thank heaven. I'm not quite myself. Merry Christmas,
47:36
Bob. Merry Christmas, my good fellow, a Merry Christmas than I
47:40
have given you in many a year. I shall raise your salary. And
47:44
we'll see what we can do for Tiny Tim and the rest of your
47:46
family. Huh? We'll discuss it this very afternoon over a
47:49
Christmas Bowl of smoking Bishop. Bob, make up the fire,
47:57
make it up and buy another coal scuttle. Before you dot another
48:02
AI Bob Cratchit. Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all and
48:08
infinitely more. To Tiny Tim who did not die. He was a second
48:13
father. He became as good a friend as good a master as good
48:18
a man as the good old city New, or any other good old city, town
48:23
or borough in the good old world. Some people laugh to see
48:28
the alteration in him. But he let them laugh and little heated
48:32
them. His Own Heart laughs mad was quite enough for him. He had
48:39
no further intercourse with spirits but lived upon the total
48:42
abstinence principle ever afterwards. And it was always
48:46
said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas. Well, If any man
48:52
alive, possessed the knowledge may that truly be said of us and
49:03
all of us. And so as Tiny Tim observed, God bless us. Every
49:10
one. Lady ladies and gentlemen at this point in the program,
49:15
it's my custom as you know to thank the voice talent that's
49:18
helping us tell our story. There will be full biographical links
49:23
in the show notes for this episode. We meet as Paul would
49:26
like to wish each and every one of you out there a very Merry
49:30
Christmas and a Happy New Year. And we would like to thank our
49:32
cast for their amazing performances. Scrooge young and
49:36
old, played by Kylie bear, Bob Cratchit and Fezziwig the caller
49:41
or played by Lee Beckett caroler and man on street were played by
49:45
West Haas nephew Fred was Kyle Jensen. Charity collector was
49:50
Ian Knowles. Jacob Marley was Oliver Smith. The Ghost of
49:54
Christmas Past was Nicole Good night. Bella was played by Thea
49:59
stone Bella's husband was played by Seamus Ghost of Christmas
50:03
Present was played by Nick the rat. Mrs. Cratchit was played by
50:07
Danielle's eye. Martha Cratchit was played by Finley Smith,
50:12
Belinda Cratchit was played by Robin Huff. Tiny Tim was Ariana
50:17
Cooper. And Matt on street number two Cersei Twitter. And
50:22
last but not least, Goose boy was played by Leila meet us. And
50:27
now, as Tiny Tim says,
50:30
bless us, everyone
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