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2:55

I'm Halley LeBont and this is MAGA coming

2:58

to you from Twin Hills Community. Where

3:00

every week we're given our MAGA church, a

3:03

tiny family feel. We love to introduce you to

3:05

members of our church, people from our community, and

3:07

I always find it to be a treat and

3:09

a treasure. And per usual,

3:11

I'm joined by my co-host. He's the

3:14

youth pastor for our high school ministry

3:16

called Climax. Please welcome

3:18

Gray Hodge. It's almost St.

3:20

Patty's Day. Chase the snakes

3:23

away, Jesus. How are you?

3:26

I have two blessed to be stressed and I'm

3:28

from the Emerald Isle and I got Christ on

3:30

speed dial. I'm

3:33

a little bit Irish. I'm just a little fraction of

3:35

Irish. Oh really? What are you,

3:37

Halley? I've never asked. I found out I'm

3:40

Belgium Irish, Scottish, English, Irish,

3:42

and a little bit German and French. Oh,

3:44

so you've got a lot of the ish

3:47

ones. European

3:49

through and through, I guess. And

3:53

do you feel just like a strong sense of

3:55

cultural heritage to your heritage? Well,

3:57

it makes me feel like I have to tinkle, honestly.

4:00

because peon is in the name. You know, I

4:02

always European. It feels like

4:04

you know you're kind of thinking of them sort

4:06

of taking a squad over there all the

4:08

time when you hear the word European, don't you?

4:11

No. Anyway, Holly, how are you?

4:14

Oh, well, I'm kind of

4:16

excited about St. Patrick's Day, although I'm

4:18

tempering it because I just

4:20

never am sure if as Christ followers,

4:22

we're supposed to really give a flip

4:25

about it, you know? Right.

4:27

And Steve did such a great job

4:29

this weekend. Lead Pastor Steve used

4:32

the theme of St. Patty's Day to just

4:35

talk about the love of Christ and his

4:37

power in our life this weekend and how

4:39

a lot of times, you know, people get

4:41

all hung up on, you know, the St.

4:43

Patty's Day holiday and they think

4:46

it's about drinking beer and everything. So Steve

4:48

just used it as a classic way to

4:50

be relevant but point people, you know, to

4:52

the truth. And I think it's been really

4:55

fun around campus here at Twin Hills. So

4:57

celebratory and I love when you can take

4:59

a holiday away from the people who don't

5:01

really deserve the holiday and make it about

5:04

Jesus. And it's just

5:06

beautiful around here. I mean, you know,

5:08

Steve, we had pots of those gold

5:10

chocolate coins when you came into the

5:14

main auditorium and we also had, well,

5:16

we dyed the Lacy River green. It

5:19

looks awesome. It is gorgeous and I'm

5:21

not sure the chemical they used to

5:23

do that but, you know, it was

5:25

interesting, Holly. I was walking

5:27

by on the way from my office. All

5:30

the frogs were just leaping out of

5:32

the water. It almost looked like something

5:36

biblical, you know, just for some reason the

5:38

frogs didn't like the green stuff. Oh,

5:40

that's weird because it seems like they wouldn't even

5:42

know it was green. They'd be like, what's green

5:44

because they're green. Yeah, I

5:47

don't know why they didn't like that color but a lot of them

5:49

were jumping out of the water half burned. And

5:51

then, yeah, I guess as you

5:53

go into the auditorium, it was

5:55

just so festive and Irish, you

5:58

know, Irish music was playing. There were

6:00

Irish dances on the stage and

6:03

then like you said Steve really

6:05

brought it home with his awesome

6:07

message Well, I thought it was

6:09

a great opportunity because I have Catholic

6:11

neighbors and I am always trying to

6:14

witness to them I just it's like

6:16

a constant It's it's at the

6:18

forefront of my mind any time I see either one of

6:20

them even if they're just coming over Saying

6:23

hey, can I use Lance's leaf blower

6:25

or whatnot? I use every interaction as

6:27

an opportunity to witness to them and

6:29

I thought you know what? St.

6:31

Patrick's Day because it's got that word in it

6:33

faint, you know, and they love It's

6:37

like they're trying to be so flowery

6:39

or something they're putting st. Before everybody's

6:41

name st. Paul's st. John Hey, guess

6:43

what? I can save you a syllable.

6:46

It's Paul. It's John. It's

6:48

Peter It's you know and

6:50

these these are names that were purposefully simple

6:52

I mean Jesus but they probably had we

6:55

added names and Jesus was like no you

6:57

Peter. No you Phil No, you

6:59

John, you know Exactly. This

7:01

was about simplicity. Yes, and So

7:05

I I've always

7:07

been a little bit leery of Catholics

7:09

and it's because of course, you know

7:11

I was raised to see them as

7:14

wolves in sheep's clothing because you know,

7:16

it's like they're They're

7:18

kind of close to the truth. I

7:20

mean they're talking about Jesus But they

7:22

just a little bit there had asked

7:24

you. Yeah, they're always talking about its mom Sometimes

7:28

I don't mind that because I do feel like

7:30

mothers in general are underappreciated Not

7:32

really I think we talked about

7:34

it all the time offer to my neighbors where

7:36

I said, you know what? We're having a special

7:38

st. Patty's Day program at our at my church

7:41

twin Hills and it's an awesome church You'd be

7:43

so blown away by the creative programming and you'd

7:45

have so much fun It would get you in

7:47

the mood for your holiday because

7:49

I really do think it is a Catholic

7:51

holiday, right? Oh, I think it's bigger than Christmas

7:54

to them. Well, they're gonna need stuff Well, we've got

7:56

Notre Dame right here in the great state

7:58

of Indiana and that's a Catholic college and

8:01

you know I think they're pretty good and

8:03

they're Irish and well they

8:05

think they're good well I

8:08

I do like Irish hospitals I do because they

8:10

don't do abortions but that might be the only

8:12

good thing about these Catholics so I invited my

8:15

neighbors to Twin Hills for st.

8:17

Patty's Day weekend and they said you know what

8:19

how about you come with us to mass at

8:21

our church one time and then we'll come with

8:23

you to Twin Hills and I was like oh

8:25

my goodness gracious how am I gonna get through

8:27

this and honestly gray I was a little embarrassed because

8:29

I was like okay but then I was

8:32

embarrassed being seen in the parking lot and going in there

8:34

I didn't want anyone to think I was one of them

8:36

did you wear disguise well I

8:38

wore my classic disguise that you know

8:40

a big caftan from Lula row and

8:43

some big chunky knockoff Gucci glasses and

8:45

chunky jewelry that is kind of it but

8:47

I got in there and I was so

8:50

bored gray I almost fell asleep the whole

8:52

time the only thing keeping me awake was

8:54

that we had to keep standing up sitting

8:56

down standing up sitting down and the pews

8:58

were so hard I almost needed a hemorrhoid

9:01

pillow just to be able to be comfortable

9:03

enough to take a snooze

9:05

a quick nap break if you know what

9:07

I mean but I did notice when I

9:09

tuned in to what they were talking

9:11

about when I could try to gather meaning

9:14

from how boring it was I did

9:17

hear them talking about Jesus a lot

9:19

okay and I was like wow I didn't

9:21

realize they were they're into Jesus and I

9:23

was like well I guess that's okay how

9:25

do you even concentrate on Jesus when you're

9:27

sitting on a bench like that I mean

9:29

at least at Twin Hills and in the

9:31

V I mean in the VIP section we

9:33

have theta seating and it's completely reclined and

9:35

you have cup holders and

9:38

in the rest of the auditorium I mean the

9:40

seats are really nice Oh cushions and

9:42

you can tilt them back yeah you

9:44

have a place for your coffee and you

9:46

have armrests it feels fantastic when you

9:48

sit down with a nice little

9:50

sweat whipped up on your skin

9:53

from the heated praise

9:55

and worship you can relax in such

9:57

a comfortable chair and as you know

9:59

I've been drinking a lot of juice

10:01

lately because it's so much more healthy

10:03

than soda pop so I go in

10:05

there with my big tumbler of juice

10:07

and there's not even a single place

10:09

to put it they don't have a

10:11

cup holder anywhere they kind of had

10:13

these hymnal holders I was trying to

10:15

shove my big tumbler in there it

10:17

kept bouncing off the concrete floors and

10:19

making all sorts of noise drawing attention

10:21

luckily I had my sunglasses on even

10:23

inside but man a

10:25

living did you get them to come to Twin

10:28

Hills and really compare and contrast because that is going

10:30

to sell them well that's the thing

10:32

and I'm so discouraged but I'll try again

10:34

next year I went to their service I

10:36

held up my end of the bargain gray

10:39

and guess what turns out on

10:41

Sunday morning Alice said her back had gone

10:43

out and they wouldn't be able to join

10:45

me at Twin Hills and I was so

10:47

disappointed. I hope you can hear my eyes

10:49

rolling. I actually think I can

10:51

hear it. I've been having this

10:53

thing where I roll when I roll my eyes it

10:56

makes like a squeak noise. Yeah it's like squeaking

10:58

and clicking and it almost sounds like one

11:00

of those Swiss watches with all the mechanisms

11:02

in it. Any

11:04

hootles I was really disappointed because then

11:06

lead pastor Steve got up and in

11:08

our St. Patty's Day themed service and

11:11

I just was thinking about my neighbors the

11:14

whole time and how it would have blessed them

11:16

and probably saved them because

11:18

he had this thing you know the auditorium

11:20

was all decorated in all sorts of

11:22

rainbows going into pots of golds and four

11:24

leaf clovers and everything and then at

11:26

one point Steve brought up a

11:28

graphic on the iMEG screens of a

11:30

big four leaf clover and he started

11:32

talking about the idea of luck you

11:35

know the luck of the Irish oh

11:37

I wish I had better luck oh

11:39

you know the idea of luck and

11:41

it was just a perfect segue for

11:43

him to talk about like luck what even

11:45

is luck there is no such thing as

11:48

luck this is something these Irish and these

11:50

Catholics everything they're just making up. Yeah

11:52

luck sucks. See and

11:54

if you put up this big graphic of

11:56

a four leaf clover and then he had

11:58

a sandaled foot of Jesus come down and.

12:01

Crush the four leaf clover. So

12:04

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12:06

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back to the program Lally Mall again

13:35

How you feeling today Lally Oh yeah

13:37

it is so good it easier to

13:39

see that. What a blessing! Found the

13:42

Lord himself. Ah have your say again

13:44

today As always Oh well. I know

13:46

who dressed based on mood so when

13:48

you walked in here in paint on

13:50

paint on pigs I said well what

13:52

mood is their ups and silly My

13:54

Barbie era what can I. Say I love

13:57

that movie. it's hot me about Enemies than I did

13:59

not know it. It. until the movie. Oh

14:01

wow and what is it? And is

14:03

it okay? Yeah is it? I know.

14:05

Feminism is so beautiful. It's when

14:07

it just basically says women can wear

14:10

pink and that is okay and

14:12

they just want to be pretty and that's

14:14

fine. Let them be pretty. Let women be

14:17

women again. Am I right? I mean if

14:20

it's not broke don't fix it you know. Girls

14:22

if you don't feel sexy in a Birkenstock put

14:24

on a heel and a lip. I mean it's

14:27

simple. I know and I know a lot of

14:29

people didn't like the Barbie movie but I just

14:32

went in there with a positive attitude and I came out

14:34

saying I really loved all the clothes in that. I

14:36

love that because yeah I was a bit bored and I didn't

14:39

you know when I hear about feminism I

14:41

usually I don't really pay attention and I'm just

14:43

kind of wondering if we could redefine feminism as

14:46

you know boys will be boys and

14:48

ladies will be ladies and you can

14:50

be as feminist as you want but

14:52

you know maybe that's it. Maybe let's

14:54

just keep it. Keep them separated is

14:56

what I think. No I totally agree with that.

14:58

I am just to

15:00

be honest with you my life has changed so much since

15:02

I last saw y'all. Oh wow. What's going on? So I'm

15:05

just kind of like well

15:07

obviously I'm still an influence person didn't

15:09

you worry. Awesome. But I so I

15:11

did get a divorce which I know

15:13

y'all are probably just being so

15:15

hard about. I am but I'm

15:18

hoping that you know maybe you

15:20

could. Is there any chance

15:22

of repair? No like

15:24

yeah no um he cheated

15:26

on me and I

15:28

cheated on him and we were both cheated

15:30

on each other with each

15:33

other's best friends and and

15:35

then I got mad that he knew that I was cheating so

15:37

I started cheating on him with somebody else after that and I

15:40

cheated on the guy that I cheated with and

15:42

he started cheating on the girl that he was cheating with. So by

15:44

the end of it we just thought you know what it's

15:46

best it's like I just think the Lord would want us

15:48

to go our separate way. Who was the last

15:50

person to cheat in that scenario in terms

15:53

of the sort of ripple effect of the

15:55

cheating that was happening? Oh my gosh

15:57

well I mean I guess it

15:59

would have been My Mom. oh

16:01

wow yeah my mom cheated on my dad

16:03

when he heard that I've achieved and on

16:05

my has been in and and she down

16:07

at it might ever cheated on her mind

16:09

which is this but they're still together. They're

16:12

going strong You know they are going to.

16:14

Work. It hasn't had interesting highly because we

16:16

say this all the time. Divorce can

16:18

destroy a family and not just the

16:20

family of you know, Lally and her

16:22

husband, but it really just seems like

16:24

it went like a tidal wave through

16:26

your friends. Been also your parents and

16:29

you know, I don't know about his

16:31

family but I just wonder if it

16:33

know it's a tie the I know

16:35

from this Sunday. Wow. My divorce

16:37

that they had a broken hearts. oh

16:39

it sounds. As it really dollars

16:41

every day for you. Know I

16:43

just picked. I felt bad for my

16:45

boot straps. And by our money back.

16:48

On. My did she sat

16:50

and I went and I. I

16:53

thought you know why is that it's

16:55

best that off Handsomely nail and I

16:57

immediately find a new com has then

16:59

he lives so and lads were saw

17:01

on that Definitely take my brand. Oh

17:03

really oh my braces it's a different.

17:05

It's a little bit different than the

17:08

last Amazon. Yet been in a you still

17:10

yes of because the last some you're on.

17:12

I guess the see your brand was a

17:14

lot of floppy hat he was damn oftentimes

17:16

like to take pictures of yourself on vacation.

17:18

I think I think about like this is

17:21

how I wake up and he always. I

17:23

mean I couldn't imagine waking up like yes

17:25

so. What's the brand now? say mounting

17:27

hi this really cool say where I

17:29

had a bunch of kids now or

17:31

never mentioned no. Sign

17:34

his I mean an email quit

17:36

yeah and he adopted son to

17:38

yes. So basically it's this is

17:40

T V as mostly tic tac

17:42

now and insidious is me kind

17:44

of making soured as bad as

17:46

a inserted lan you know old

17:48

fashioned players. And. Like beautiful it

17:50

like vintage dresses and stuff like that. And

17:52

obviously the Hennessy. the have a full staff

17:54

of people working for me. How did he

17:57

make that sourdough? That and good as a

17:59

video content. Mean I can. Beautiful

18:01

as I made an amazing need of

18:03

on kids coming in and out of

18:05

the ram and in the kitchen. It's

18:07

a gorgeous image and and I bet

18:09

by having all these children guess what

18:11

you did you expanded your audience because

18:13

now all these moms are gonna wanna

18:15

tune in and see how you do

18:17

it. Exactly Yeah and everybody thought it

18:19

would So nice is that it is

18:21

aspiration on you know it basically says

18:23

that everybody. Okay now you're working two

18:26

jobs that what's stopping you from making

18:28

a sourdough less from scratch and make.

18:30

The the butter by hand and

18:32

also you know picking from your

18:34

vegetable garden which agree yourself where

18:36

it started. Yeah right I'm okay

18:39

you know. A beautiful

18:41

shepherd's pie. With. A fresh

18:43

kill. A lot of people would say like their

18:45

job because or something like that. like something stupid

18:47

right sunny. As long as you know it's just

18:49

like yeah you'd have time if he I talked

18:51

about working out and I say looks you have

18:53

the time if you make the time as why

18:55

I wake up you know for for thirty am.

18:57

Cm adage am I also go my lunch break

18:59

and I also go to work and I make

19:01

the time. You know what I mean that. Exactly.

19:03

And I think the lord is is. I do

19:06

think that the Lord is telling you you know

19:08

why it you want your kids to be healthy

19:10

than Nathan's make none. Not bad at you know

19:12

I mean yes down by on the store made

19:15

the time, make the space and really didn't the

19:17

money will follow and honestly I'm not really making

19:19

that the legs and stuff like that like I

19:21

said like my staff is. That

19:24

I now that I'm really.

19:26

I'm. Inspiring so many people to do

19:28

the right thing to cast for

19:30

their children on. Fan. So I mean

19:33

I'm in. I'm looking at you Tube now which

19:35

so so I noticed he did change in your

19:37

last name. It's the you know, the pedic the

19:39

Pettigrew crew is that is this so that say

19:42

you Pettigrew crew? Okay so yeah, no good advice

19:44

and then who's the guy who's the older gentleman?

19:46

Is this your grandfather in a lot of the

19:48

Ceos. Oh yeah now that is and

19:50

my grandfather people can succeed Best friends

19:52

with my has a new is that

19:54

the exact same age as my that

19:57

that that an alley. up a yeah okay because

19:59

it is too old gentlemen that look I

20:01

thought they At

20:03

the 89

20:08

isn't so cool that the sperm still works.

20:10

I think it's awesome. I think it's 89

20:13

Wow And

20:15

he said so so how old was his

20:17

father when he was born his father

20:19

was well his father was younger Okay,

20:22

I think his father was 69

20:24

wait, so his father was

20:26

69 when he was born. Yeah, that's

20:29

right Yeah, wow, and there's only 11

20:31

years between them. Yeah, this firm still

20:33

work amazing I know and how

20:35

many of these children are natural births to you because

20:37

I'd say I mean really

20:39

not some of them because they look a bit

20:42

different. Yeah, you know, right. We've got about

20:44

11 kids Oh my goodness. I know I

20:46

well, I just thought you know what? I'm

20:48

all in and obviously he's all in because

20:50

he has probably only a few more years

20:52

on this earth with us if we're being

20:54

honest So yeah, we went for

20:56

it. Oh, I love it. So

20:58

I got it kind of a package deal I

21:00

just got a bunch of kids from the orphanage

21:02

in town And

21:05

and then obviously I popped out if you like

21:07

his first still work And you said you have

21:09

about 11 kids does it fluctuate?

21:11

Are there some who like are they older

21:13

they come and go or what they try

21:15

to run away? You know that kind of

21:17

stuff, but yeah on average is about 11.

21:19

Okay. Wow, that's impressive Well, and in this

21:21

video, I like I like that you can I

21:24

like that some of them say IVF Baby

21:26

on them because those right yeah And so tell us

21:29

a little bit about that because I guess there's just

21:31

a lot going on right now with IVF Oh,

21:33

yeah, it's so controversial and I'm just

21:35

going hey We need more Christian babies

21:37

and Christian women to have babies in

21:39

this world You know, did

21:42

you run into any problems with

21:44

with IVF, right? Yeah, no such a

21:46

good question No, well, so I didn't really know

21:48

that IVF was IVF. Like I thought they were

21:50

just like, you know What we're just helping y'all

21:52

have been here. Yeah. Well, obviously I need some

21:54

help You know, I'm looking to

21:56

have I said, you know, I was like

21:58

I'm looking to have 11 kids in the next you know, three

22:00

years. And so they were like, well,

22:02

best, best treatments IVF because it increases the

22:04

chances you're going to have twins. Oh, and did

22:07

you have any? I did. I had

22:09

a triplet X. So there are three

22:12

of them. Yeah. Wow.

22:14

I love them. It's come caught. And

22:17

Clementine and salamander. Oh,

22:20

and we, they are

22:22

just the fricking cutest.

22:25

I'm obsessed. Yeah. I did not know that IVF

22:27

is IVF. And then obviously when all this stuff,

22:29

you know, politics and all that, they started talking

22:32

about IVF. I thought, well, that sounds like the

22:34

devil. And obviously none of us should do that.

22:36

The Lord should either bless you with children or

22:38

not. And then I learned I'd already done it.

22:41

Oh, it was, oh, that is always surprising.

22:43

Isn't it? Oh my God. Yeah. It's terrifying to

22:45

find out that you could drop a cookie sheet

22:47

and kill a hundred kids. Thank you. I mean,

22:49

my land. Is that how they put them? And

22:51

they put them on a cookie sheet. Yeah. And

22:54

then they go into a walk-in freezer like you

22:56

have in the back of a book at a

22:58

Beppo or whatever. And I mean, I'll tell you

23:00

what I just forgive me if this is too

23:02

personal, but did you have them with your own

23:05

body? Do you know they're yours? Uh,

23:08

or, you know, I had a few surrogates

23:10

actually. So yeah. Um, so that's how you keep

23:12

your body. I couldn't have changed my body. I

23:14

was going to say your body is banging. Am

23:16

I allowed to say that? And

23:19

three in a row would just shred your undercarriage

23:21

in a way that would send even an elderly

23:23

man. I need to be, no, my undercarriage

23:25

needs to be taught and, and

23:27

tight. And I need that because, you know, I'm

23:30

taking bikini pics every single day. And

23:33

obviously, you know, my brand has changed some.

23:35

So I do wear an apron now sometimes

23:37

when I'm in my bikini and stuff like

23:39

that. Um, or, you know, I'm holding a

23:41

fresh loaf, where I'm doing the laundry by

23:43

hand outside, you know, but all for show

23:46

obviously. I think a clothesline is underrated. And

23:48

if I may offer you a word basket

23:50

of encouragement, Lally, uh, I think this rebrand

23:52

you've done with your new fashion looks, the

23:54

fact that you are making Little House on the

23:57

Prairie dress is hip. Yeah. I think it's a

23:59

win for credit. because it's so modest

24:01

and now all these hipsters are doing it

24:03

and I love it. That is so sweet.

24:05

You know, I really do love, one of

24:07

my favorite things is just the way that

24:09

the line blurs between really,

24:11

really hip folk in LA

24:13

who are anti-vaxx and

24:15

you know someone like us. Yes. The more

24:17

that we can blur that line through the internet the

24:20

better. I think so too. I'm looking

24:22

through some of your numbers here and amazing

24:24

stuff and I like this one which was

24:26

I guess it seems like

24:28

in this video you vaccinated your children with the sourdough starter.

24:30

Is that right? That's right. I was getting kind of

24:32

a joke. Oh, okay. I was like, I know

24:34

you really want to get vaccinated. I'll vaccinate you. It's

24:38

a funny little joke because you know obviously none of

24:40

us are vaccinated and but

24:42

yeah you know that was I

24:44

believe in that video. It looks

24:47

like salamander because they

24:49

all look the same to be honest to

24:52

me. I can't tell any of them. And the bright

24:54

red hair just really red red hair. Right and

24:56

then we have Hudson and Braxton and

24:59

Brex hugs. Oh, they're darling. It's a

25:01

combo. Yeah. And those are the three adopted

25:03

triplets I guess. Oh wow. That's right. Yeah. No.

25:05

So I only wanted to do triplets. But

25:08

obviously I got three sets of triplets. Oh wow. That's

25:10

nine of them and then I got I got twins.

25:12

Oh. Which I was kind of bummed about but they're

25:14

fun. You know what are you gonna

25:16

do? What are you gonna do? Is this beautiful

25:18

woman on the side of this photo on your

25:20

phone? Is that the nanny? I mean she's gorgeous. She

25:23

looks like a Sudanese model or something. Yeah, no.

25:25

She is the nanny. Yes. So she well she's one

25:27

of I have about

25:29

20 people helping me. Oh really. My

25:33

husband. I don't know if I

25:35

mentioned this. He's very wealthy. Oh wonderful. I was I

25:37

was wondering that because I guess in some of these

25:39

videos also you know he's showing

25:41

off some I guess he's our automatic weapons

25:44

of some sort. Oh wow. And so is

25:46

he of the Pettigrew of

25:48

the Pettigrew of firearm family?

25:50

Yes. Oh my

25:53

gosh. Yeah. He is from

25:55

a gun family but the gun

25:57

family. Really. Yeah. I mean you don't you can't

26:00

you can't go to a shooting in America and not find a

26:02

pedigree. That's what I always say. You know actually whenever

26:04

a school shooting happens or something like that I go

26:06

honey what did they use? Good question. That's

26:08

always my first question. And when we find out

26:10

I'm always I mean I obviously it's so sad or

26:12

whatever but I'm always going you know

26:14

a little bit a little part of me's like yes yes

26:17

because it's free advertising. It is that's

26:19

what I'm talking about you know even

26:21

negative all bad press is good for it. And

26:24

even for the good shootings I think that's

26:26

probably good good placement where it's like you

26:28

know when you had a good guy with

26:30

a gun that came in and shot the

26:32

terrorist or shot the mall shooter or rescued

26:34

the whole family from the van that was

26:36

you know sinking because you know I

26:40

don't know how you would save the sinking

26:42

family with a gun passe but I guess

26:44

what I'm saying is it's always good if

26:46

the gun that was used for good is

26:48

probably a pedigree gun. Absolutely. Yep if

26:50

we could be so lucky you know they'd

26:53

all be pedigrews. Fingers crossed. Well I was

26:55

recently overseas I took one of my daughters

26:57

to Paris. Which

26:59

daughter? And the one who doesn't shave her

27:02

armpits and flirts with socialism. Anyway we were

27:04

over there and Lally we were talking to

27:06

French people asking them have you been to

27:08

the States have you been to New York

27:10

Chicago Atlanta you know bragging about you know

27:12

we're the greatest country on earth and everyone

27:14

we met overseas Lally said oh I would

27:16

never go to the States I don't want

27:18

to be shot and I said oh you're

27:20

not gonna be shot. Oh come on. They said

27:22

it's every other week in the news somebody people

27:24

masses are getting shot in America and I said

27:26

yeah but it doesn't it hasn't happened to me

27:29

yet and if it hasn't happened to you it's

27:31

not a problem am I right? Yeah and I'm

27:33

just like you should be so lucky you know

27:35

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27:37

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TikTok. Will you lose your income? I

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know. Well, no. I mean,

29:36

I'm still huge on Instagram. I'm still

29:38

huge on Facebook. But yeah, you know,

29:41

I'm just, I'm kind of like, obviously,

29:44

TikTok is full of freaks. People I

29:46

do not agree with. But at the

29:48

same time, you know, I have a

29:51

big freaking following on there. A lot

29:53

of men. A lot of men. Look

29:55

at what I've got going on. Yeah.

29:58

And it would be hard to let them go

30:00

to be honest. It would be hard. And it's important

30:02

to show these fellas how alluring

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they can get a taste for Christ

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following God. The only women I follow

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on TikTok are Christ following women. I think

30:13

they're so beautiful because I

30:16

love women so much and I

30:18

think that women, especially

30:20

if they're modest on TikTok, I'm like

30:22

yeah modest is hottest. I'm sorry. I

30:24

know, I know and I had to

30:26

learn that the hard way because you know a lot of my, like I

30:28

was saying, a lot of my pics were bikini pics. But now

30:30

yeah I've got the floor legs, floral dresses on

30:33

and I've got my hair braided. Yeah.

30:35

And sometimes I do wear it on it you

30:38

know. Or sometimes I'll go

30:40

and I'll pick fruit and I'll be wearing like big

30:42

puffy sleeves you know. And

30:44

people get so freaking, and I'm sorry

30:47

to say this on here, horny. Is

30:49

that right? They do. Well

30:51

I'm reading some of the comments and

30:53

you know like Raspberry 6ix9ine from you

30:56

know says this. Oh I know. Okay

30:58

yeah. This Laura Ashley Slutt looks like

31:00

she's the third wife of a Mormon.

31:03

I don't understand but that means. Is

31:05

that high praise on her? Yeah

31:07

right. Well so okay so there are

31:09

some other like, I don't know what

31:12

they call them, tradwives. That's something they've

31:14

been calling us. I don't know. I'm

31:16

not offended by that. Traditional wife. But

31:19

there's this beautiful Utah

31:21

couple, or excuse me, Mormon

31:23

couple. And I believe they live in LA. They're both

31:25

models. They're gorgeous. She's making,

31:27

oh my gosh. She's one of my

31:29

biggest competitors. Really? So actually to

31:31

be compared to her, for someone to

31:34

say I look Mormon, honestly I'm complimented.

31:36

She's absolutely stunning. And

31:39

definitely she's 21 and she's got like five kids.

31:42

Respect someone when I think I look

31:44

21. Yeah I mean you definitely look

31:47

an age. And I think, I

31:50

love your videos personally. Because

31:53

even if you do have competitors, I don't think

31:55

anybody's doing it quite like you. I mean when

31:57

you said to kids from the trough. I

32:00

thought that was amazing with the bucket of cheese and

32:02

the trough. You saw that? Amazing. I just

32:05

said it's piggy time and I put out

32:07

the trough and they went to freaking town.

32:09

Did you see the follow up video where they

32:11

all go to bathroom? Oh yes, with the drone.

32:13

That was awesome. That was great. Yeah, we had

32:15

a drone going in there. I mean, I just

32:17

dug another trough in the yard and they're all

32:19

going in there. It's wild. It's really funny, Hallie, because they're

32:21

all, they eat from the trough and then it says to

32:24

be continued and then they're all running out of the house

32:26

and going to this trough in the yard and it's an

32:28

overhead shot. So

32:30

you see all the little pigs and the

32:33

kids in the yard. Yeah, they are pigs.

32:35

Wow. And the thing is, the kids

32:37

are, I tell them every single

32:39

day they have to have about, it's about six hours

32:41

of filming that we do. So

32:44

yeah, they go to school, they do all that, but

32:46

when they come home, it's mommy's work time. They are

32:48

going to be in the videos with me. I tell

32:50

them and it's great. They

32:53

hate it, but when they get

32:55

through it, they're always grateful. When I show them how

32:57

many views they got in the comments, when

33:00

people call them cute or whatever, ugly, I

33:02

show it to them, everything. And because I know

33:04

that is building up their self-confidence, making them feel

33:06

strong. It's good for you. That is awesome.

33:08

And look at this one. I like this video

33:10

you have on Instagram where, what is this?

33:12

You got one of these like big 50

33:14

gallon tubs from Home Depot and then you made

33:17

a seven layer dip in it for the

33:19

whole family, just throwing in industrial cans of beans

33:21

and it's a 20 gallon thing of salsa and

33:23

cheddar. This is hilarious. And then they all

33:25

get in it. So

33:28

I was wondering about that. Like

33:30

when you go to do, because like this

33:32

one says, we're a Costco fan, the

33:34

Pettigrew crew shops at Costco. Are

33:36

you getting, okay, and

33:39

you are getting like sponsorship money from

33:41

Costco. How does that work? Oh

33:43

yeah, absolutely. No. Well,

33:45

oftentimes, I've had lots of companies who've

33:47

wanted to end their relationship with me,

33:49

but that also opened the door to

33:52

so many more fun companies. I

33:55

do hobby lobby, I do Chick-fil-A, I

33:57

do, what else? Home

34:00

decor, yeah. And home decor.

34:02

And home decor. Yeah. And decoy

34:05

decor. Oh, and you didn't do bed baths

34:07

and beyond but you did this bed bath

34:09

in between? I haven't heard of that one.

34:11

Yeah, yeah, that's a company. It's

34:14

just online. What's between bed and bath? I'm

34:16

trying to think like a hallway or a...

34:18

Yeah, it's mostly hallway stuff. Hallway decor. Oh

34:20

cool. So you know little tables. Little

34:22

tables, yeah. Maybe a... You know, play for your

34:24

shoes. Okay. Shoe rack, maybe a rug. I don't

34:26

know. I just don't really think of a hallway

34:29

as being something... Sometimes a rug. Only runners. Oh,

34:31

runners. A lot of framed photos. Framed photos. Okay.

34:33

So that's the between. Yeah, you don't really think

34:35

about that part of the house as being something

34:38

that you really think about the decorating but you

34:40

are. A hallway. Oh, it's so important. Oh my god,

34:42

yeah. And you know, maybe you guys have seen

34:44

some of my videos where I'll go to... I

34:47

did a little thing for World Market which I thought was so

34:49

surprising but I just read. I

34:52

just kind of ramble on the Bible. I just

34:55

say, you know, I'm gonna give you a reading and I

34:57

just say whatever. I don't need to have a Bible. I

34:59

don't know what's in it at all but I just go

35:01

and I talk live on a live stream for about, you

35:03

know, two and a half hours or something like that and

35:05

I'll come out of it and I'll be like, I blacked

35:08

out. I had no idea what I was saying. I

35:10

mean I've said this before, Hallie. You

35:12

don't need the Bible to be Christian.

35:14

Jesus didn't say read the Bible, right?

35:16

He said follow me and he

35:18

said, you know, help the poor and I

35:21

think the best place to help the poor is World

35:23

Market because isn't all that stuff basically made by children

35:25

and, you know, different

35:27

places like that. Isn't that beautiful? Isn't

35:29

that beautiful? It's all made by kids. Little tiny

35:31

hands made that with all that. Well, that must

35:33

be why the detail is good. Oh, the

35:35

detail is so good and speaking of, I love

35:38

the one where Salamander is in the basket on

35:40

the back of the truck and you all do

35:42

the whole Indiana Jones thing. Oh yeah. Where the

35:44

basket falls off the truck. Did you see the

35:46

one where I put him on the I put him on the

35:48

roof and I pretended, you know, like I put my coffee cup

35:50

up there and I put him on there and I get in

35:52

the car and I drive and he falls off the back. I

35:54

didn't see that. That's fun. Yeah, that one's funny. Oh

35:57

wait, we said when I knew you were like, where's my coffee?

35:59

Yeah. I can't function without my

36:01

coffee or something really funny like that. You don't wanna

36:03

see me without my coffee. I

36:05

said yeah, don't you dare talk to me, I'll

36:07

freaking kill you unless I've had my coffee. Ha

36:09

ha ha, and that's the truth. That

36:12

is awesome. Meanwhile, my son is rolling off the

36:14

back of the car. I just thought that was

36:16

such a, cause we do a lot of pranks.

36:18

We do a lot of prank stuff. But what I

36:20

like about the pranks, and you know, pranks

36:24

can be hard when there's somebody

36:26

that's the victim of the prank. But

36:28

the way you all do it, the way the

36:30

Pettigrew crew does it, is nobody is

36:33

the butt of the joke. It's

36:35

always gonna be just something fun like a kid

36:38

falling out of a basket of the truck

36:40

or off the roof, watching

36:42

a bunch of the kids run out in the yard with

36:44

diarrhea or whatever. Some people have said that the kids are

36:46

the victims of the pranks. Oh, what? I

36:48

know, I know, I know. But

36:50

the kids love it. I don't know if

36:52

you saw that one where I had my

36:55

four year old crouched down behind

36:58

my three year old, and then I pushed my

37:00

three year old over my four year old. Backwards.

37:03

Yeah. Oh, that is funny. Isn't

37:05

that funny? Yeah, this is good. And

37:07

he, well, he felt we had to take

37:09

him to the hospital cause it kind of

37:11

had concussion. Oh, okay. But we were laughing

37:13

all the way to the hospital. Oh, that's

37:16

one, and a family that laughs together. I'll

37:18

tell you what. And speaking

37:20

of online, have

37:22

you heard very much about this main character

37:24

syndrome people are getting diagnosed with, that they

37:26

think they're the star of a movie and

37:29

everyone in the world is just an extra

37:31

in their movie? I mean, have you ever

37:33

experienced anything like that? It sounds made up.

37:35

That sounds made up to me. No, I

37:38

mean, obviously, if we were in a movie, I

37:41

would be the main character of the pedigree crew just

37:43

because I've had the biggest falling for the longest time.

37:46

And I do remind everyone of that. Keep

37:49

your mouth shut, mommy's got the biggest falling. But at

37:51

the end of the day, just like New York

37:53

City is a character in every movie, the rest

37:56

of the crew, they're just as important. There

37:58

is no movie without New York City. Oh, yeah,

38:00

that's right. I guess most movies I've said in New York City

38:03

and even the ones that aren't New York City ends up being

38:05

Kind of a character in it anyway, doesn't it's always the

38:07

character in every single movie that I've ever seen New York

38:09

is character Well, and I like it

38:11

that you don't have separate accounts for

38:13

you kids Because as soon as

38:15

you start doing that as soon as you start

38:17

making it into you know An acapella go of

38:19

a bunch of different accounts. I'm going hey guys,

38:22

I don't know who to follow here from the

38:24

Pettigrew crew I'm not gonna follow every triplet right

38:26

and I'm definitely not gonna follow the twins And

38:29

so it's just like I like that you keep it all

38:31

under one roof. I love that too I just

38:33

think you know, first of all, if any of one

38:35

of them started their own account We would have a

38:38

conversation about that because I just don't know how I

38:40

feel about kids having their own accounts and stuff like

38:42

that That just doesn't sit right with me for them

38:44

to be on the internet like that Which obviously they

38:46

can do, you know, I let them have their internet

38:49

time on their iPod and iPads

38:51

and all that But no for

38:53

me, you know, you know, it's just most important

38:55

that we're all condensed. Yeah, right. We're a family

38:58

It's good to keep your kids offline because I

39:00

think you know how it has the rear-facing camera

39:03

Your phone can tell who's looking at the

39:05

screen and if they see if your phone

39:07

sees that it's an infant toddler Elementary

39:10

school-age kid it they pumped the porno to

39:12

them, you know, they want to get absolutely

39:14

started on the porno at an early age

39:16

And so you really just can't let kids

39:18

be scrolling around online because the next thing

39:20

you know They're they're

39:22

learning how to how to They

39:25

really are you know, yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

39:27

I couldn't say it. Oh And

39:30

Lally I guess but before we let you go I

39:32

did want to ask so there was

39:35

some controversy I guess with you know

39:37

people in your comments being like Is

39:40

she you know child trafficking

39:42

or whatever just because you've got

39:44

so many kids, right? So

39:47

so quickly, right? No,

39:49

clearly this lady is a lady that is is

39:52

probably at the forefront of stopping child trafficking

39:54

because she's taking a bunch of Kids that

39:56

people don't want But you

39:58

know, how did you deal with that? It was so

40:01

tragic really to get criticized

40:03

like that. Because every

40:06

day I am

40:08

getting back, you know, I'm really thinking about

40:11

all the children all the time. I mean, I've

40:13

been posting Save the Children since 2019. Wow,

40:18

a long time. I haven't

40:20

just I've just randomly been putting Save the Children.

40:23

Yeah, believe children believe in the children.

40:25

Right. We are the children. Yeah. We are

40:28

the world, you know. So to

40:30

me, it just was one of those things where

40:32

I thought, you know what, they're jealous. They're

40:34

so freaking jealous of this beautiful life I

40:37

put together with all 11 of my kids,

40:40

like hopscotch and

40:42

ceiling. Yeah. I'm sorry.

40:44

Oh, those are the names of the kids. I'm sorry.

40:46

Are we saying things from Bed Bath and beyond? No,

40:48

no, those are the names of the kids. Okay. So

40:51

creative. I love it. I absolutely love

40:53

it. Return. Return. Yeah. Now is that that one's got

40:57

to be one from the orphanage, right? In case you have a Yeah,

41:00

that one. Well, that one was because we tried to

41:02

return it, but they wouldn't take him back. So we

41:04

just thought return. I've always wondered that I didn't know

41:06

who to ask because I've returned a cat, you

41:09

know, to the, to the pound. But I thought

41:11

about that. Can you return a child once you've

41:13

adopted them? No, you can't. I mean,

41:15

I wish I knew that I had kids

41:18

because they have a great return. Great sales

41:20

right now. Right. To be honest

41:22

with you, I don't know that I would have gotten all

41:24

11. I think I would have

41:26

started smaller if I had known that

41:28

you couldn't return. And obviously I did

41:30

not read the fine print on

41:33

my marriage or on this.

41:36

So really the message to all

41:38

your listeners, I would just say always read the

41:41

fine print. Thank

41:47

you. Lally

41:52

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