Welcome back to Forks, and to our immortal tale of Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black. To follow up Twilight One: Whoosh, may I now present you with Twilight Two: Sigh. It’s been a while, but Stephenie Meyer’s Midnight Sun is now out, and your host needs to get back on the horse. Included are such monologues as: rollercoasters—safer than cars? Either one seems safer than jumping off a cliff into a stormy ocean with your shoes on! If you can’t handle MOUTH SOUNDS such as sniffing and gulping, please do not listen, because Meg still has the plague. Stay well, Star-crossed Lovers, and we’ll meet you for Eclipse!