GUESS WHAT?!?! Melrose Sheltering in Place is officially two years old! And we bet you figured we wouldn't make it -- especially since we haven't posted in what feels like almost two years. Anyhoo, we're back! And it's likely none of the banter

S 4 Eps 7-9: Let the Dial M for Unplugged

Mar 9th, 2022 1h 10m

Tired of the Chelsea/Lance situation blowing up your TikTok? Need to escape to a different kind of drama? Well Nan and Christopher are here with another episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place. It's been so long since we recorded this one that N

S 4 Eps 4 - 6: The Shocking Henry Mutiny

Jan 28th, 2022 1h 12m

Nan writes the descriptions for these episodes, and Nan will be honest -- it's taken them so long to post this since recording that they only have a vague memory of what's going on. Brooke uncovers Amanda's past. We find out where Henry came fr

S 4 Eps 1 - 3: Melrose Place is Like Madness Ambition

Dec 23rd, 2021 1h 22m

Happy Holidays! We have a very special gift for you -- that is, we are posting the next episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place. As Omicron rages, join us in a place that just might make you happy you can't see anyone right now. We finally get a

S 3 Ep 30: WE MADE IT!

Nov 20th, 2021 57m 45s

Well folks, we made it to the Season 3 finale! What a season it's been. Nan is posting this a whole month after we recorded it, so they can't remember what actually happened -- but boy was it a doozy!

S 3 Eps 27 - 29: A Horse Bangs the Shrews

Oct 16th, 2021 1h 11m

Time is an illusion in Melrose Sheltering in Place. This episode, literally everyone is getting tricked by someone and falling for it even though it seems kind of obvious. A fiance just disappears. And honestly, someone giving you a bogus fanc

S 3 Eps 24 - 26: To Live the Impossible Brooke

Sep 25th, 2021 58m 46s

The highlights: Michael gets dumped, and Dan Cortese is hot.

S 3 Eps 21 - 23: Breakfast at the Winner's Love Death

Sep 25th, 2021 53m 48s

In this episode we have Gay Cop John, Dan Cortese, Kristin Davis, and a very exciting scene involving a lamp and a hot tub. Also Nan took so long to post this episode that they cannot remember anything else to say about it. Thank you for your

S 3 Eps 19 & 20: Boxing Valentine's

Aug 22nd, 2021 56m 36s

What is time? Here at Melrose Sheltering in Place we don't know what day it is -- but luckily, time doesn't really seem to exist in the Melrose Place universe, either, really. Let's find out how to get into and out of a cult in like 3 easy epis

S 3 Eps 16 - 18: They Shoot Babies In Hell, Don't They?

Aug 15th, 2021 1h 18m

This week, Nan learned how to edit around some technical difficulties. We finally find out how they land the baby plotline. And we get some exciting guest stars!

S 3 Eps 13 - 15: Rock the Cradle of No on Ice

Jul 15th, 2021 59m 11s

We wish we were in Vegas. Instead we get to watch Sydney get kidnapped by Chris to Vegas. Sigh. Allison goes to rehab and becomes friends with The Hulk. The Great Baby Game continues. And Amanda has a very restless holiday. It's Melrose Shelter

S 3 Eps 10 - 12: Justice for the Cradle of Vodka

Jul 4th, 2021 1h 4m

And here we are, no audio problems this time. Let's see, what happens this week...Allison's drinking problem is getting out of control. A baby is born! And also a switcheroo happens that we don't completely understand the logistics of. Matt is

S 3 Eps 7 - 9: Audio Meltdown

Jul 4th, 2021 1h 47m

WARNING WARNING: The audio on this one is alllllll messed up. But we figured we'd post it anyway because what the heck. But just know that if you skip to the next episode we won't hold it against you.

S 3 Eps 4 - 6: WE'RE BACK!

Jun 18th, 2021 1h 12m

Hey y'all! Melrose Sheltering in Place is BACK! We needed a little vacation, but we return this week with an episode we actually recorded like 6 weeks ago. Which means we also cannot remember exactly what happened in this episode to write any k

S 3 Eps 1 - 3: SEASON 3 PREMIERE!

Apr 28th, 2021 1h 30m

It's officially season 3 of Melrose Sheltering in Place, and we're definitely in soap opera land. Can't wait to meet an evil twin or something.

S 2 Ep 31: Till Death Do Us Part

Apr 15th, 2021 1h

Well we've come to the season 2 finale of Melrose Place. It's kind of a runaway bride situation.

S 2 Eps 28 - 30: The B**chy Stranger is Back in a G String

Mar 20th, 2021 1h 13m

This week we FINALLY GET THE BIG KIMBERLY REVEAL and...it's a little underwhelming? Join Nan and Christopher for Melrose Sheltering in Place.

S 2 Eps 25 - 27: In Bed with Two Psycho Mancinis

Mar 6th, 2021 1h 17m

This time on Melrose Sheltering in Place...Allison's family is weird and probably bad, we don't know why BILLY AND ALLISON ARE GETTING MARRIED, Sydney and Michael are honestly made for each other, everyone is moving on up in their careers, Aman

S 2 Eps 22 - 24: Otherwise Engaged to a Ball and Chain, Mancini Style

Feb 28th, 2021 1h 10m

Wondering why we're talking about the Super Bowl?! Because of many technical difficulties, this episode is getting posted more than 4 weeks since it as recorded. Oops. Anyway, welcome back to Melrose Sheltering in Place. It's been so long since

S 2 Eps 19-21: Swept Away by the Parting Glances of Young Seamen

Jan 28th, 2021 1h 33m

Well it's another episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place, one of a multitude of Melrose Place Podcasts because what the eff else are we going to do with the rest of our lives? This week, no one, including Billy and Allison, can figure out why B

S 2 Eps 16 - 18: An Arousing Game of the Blues

Jan 13th, 2021 1h 21m

Happy New Year! Meet the new boss, so far same as the old boss. Anyway, Nan and Christopher are back! This week at Melrose Place we have: scheming, infidelity, Don't Ask Don't Tell, a change of fortune, and a sailor who may or may not be a crim

Season 2 Episode 13 - 15: A Duet of Mistletoe Bedfellows

Dec 24th, 2020 1h 40m

Happy Holidays! This episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place we talk about what a worthless POS Billy is, Allison's mom jeans and hella 90s hair that's growing by the second, and crying in the shower. Also, it's Christmas at Melrose Place. Also