We are throbbing with excitement to welcome actor/comedian Mr. John Gemberling into our love stew. John discusses the nuisance of cleaning butt plugs, Diana shares her experience as a high-rise voyeur, and Murf crunches the numbers to figure out how many blow jobs equal one sex. Plus, we're goin' melon pickin' y'all! We're sure you want more Gemberling, so follow his ass on Twitter @Gemberlicking. Also, tune in to Super Fun Night on ABC and Broad City on Comedy Central to see him shaking it. Check local listings.