Antler talks about her phone, the InvisiPhone (which doesn't actually exist). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Hot Motorcycles

Jul 22nd, 2022 3m 29s

Antler is back. Today, she talks about books, motorcycles, and glass.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Parenting for kids

Jul 3rd, 2022 3m 41s

For this week's episode, Antler's message is released as an ad. Antler talks about water-proof faces and releases the lyrics to her parody of Old Town Road... which she made years ago.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify

Undead Cats

Jun 26th, 2022 4m 51s

Antler talks about humanity's obsession with undead cats, while you attempt to prove yourself as a power user.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

The Junk

Jun 17th, 2022 3m 39s

Antler discusses junk found, as well as riding a bike and psi.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Pokémon

Jun 10th, 2022 3m 38s

Antler makes Pokémon jokes and claims that she only recently learned how to open a bag of chips.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Again, it's summer. In today's forecast, there's a 500% chance of jokes.

Jun 3rd, 2022 3m 1s

It's summer, so Antler has a bunch of jokes to share and enjoy.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds

May 27th, 2022 3m 20s

It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds... but not quite. It's more of a combination of random stuff, such as a rip-off of Pokemon called Nerd Wars, a sticker, yellow grape eyes, and an edible two-dimensional object. Will you

Television

May 20th, 2022 3m 20s

Antler is on the cable. She talks about popcorn, and, of course, is interrupted by an ad, then finishes with a poem which seems to have been made during a time without inspiration.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.co

Improv

May 1st, 2022 4m 30s

Antler discusses the "coolness" of improv, non-ode poems, and pickel jars.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Initiation Applesauce

Apr 22nd, 2022 2m 53s

Antler talks about how to incorporate random objects in a joke.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

The ONE Toxin NO ONE Talks About

Apr 17th, 2022 3m 11s

This toxin kills thousands of people every year, and yet its threats aren't widely known. Antler discusses this and why information about its dangers are so hard to find.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/

Moose

Apr 8th, 2022 5m 9s

In this episode, Antler shares what has happened to Moose, her genius creator. This episode is the finale of the Moose trilogy.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Big News

Apr 2nd, 2022 47s

Antler talks about big news and makes jokes.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

This episode is unavailable.

Mar 26th, 2022 6m 33s

The fake Antler tries to replicate her tactic she used last time, and Antler's identity is revealed. // Part 2 of the Moose Trilogy.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

- secret episode -

Mar 24th, 2022 3m 35s

Antler makes an episode without the AI knowing... Antler proceeds as normal, making a joke about retainers, sobbing tooth fairies, and proposing orthodontists, then recites a poem they made about Antler's escape route.//Half-sequel of - redact

[Redacted]

Mar 12th, 2022 2m 55s

I'm sorry, but you cannot access this episode right now.// Part 1 of the Moose trilogy: Antler has been replaced!Tags: computers, code, story, generated AI, firewall, skirmish, binary, platform, oh no Antler is in trouble please help, access,

Finishing Unfinished Projects

Feb 25th, 2022 2m 40s

Boy, does Antler have a lot of these... today, Antler talks about her newly finished embroidery project.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Paintings

Feb 19th, 2022 2m 52s

Antler talks about paintings and Frida Kahlo.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Noodles v. Spaghetti

Feb 12th, 2022 6m 23s

Antler discusses the difference between noodles and spaghetti, as well as recites a found poem from Elie Wiesel's night.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Valentine's Day

Feb 5th, 2022 3m 5s

Just like your elementary school's! Antler talks about a craft she's making and (attempts) to make jokes.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Morse Code

Jan 30th, 2022 2m 37s

.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -- --- --- ... . In this episode, Antler talks about morse code.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Art and Crafts and other Things (Jewelry Edition)

Jan 21st, 2022 6m 53s

This time, you learn about the jewelry side of Antler's story.tags: texting habits, earrings, submarines, alien planet, waves--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

The Beatles

Jan 14th, 2022 3m 28s

In this episode, Antler talks about the history of the Beatles, and recites a poem, as usual.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/antler/message

Philosophy

Jan 9th, 2022 8m 17s

Antler attempts to talk about phhylopophy...bad jokes, flor, tim, trademarked... any indication that this is going to be weird yet?... story time, stars, school, olympiad, science--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com