Hello faithful listeners! Do you have an hour and a half to kill? Want to listen to some amazing pitches?  In this episode of Pitchstorm, we randomly draw pitches that sound amazing on the surface and manage to make each one of them terrible!  Listen to Founding Fathers throwing parties, ghosts haunting cyber hackers, and secret agent fairies.  Would you watch these movies? ... We would!  Tweet your favorite to us @MetaphoricalP and support us at our OFFICIAL PATREON PAGE, patreon.com/MetaphoricalWalrusProductions (Which, as it turns out, does have the word productions in it!)