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0:00

making mg in the morning brought to you

0:02

by sports bed nobody does it easier than

0:04

sports bed I just want to know what

0:06

your plans are for

0:09

Easter everybody because it's you

0:11

know I'm highly religious you

0:15

know what I you know I thank Jesus

0:18

for two public holidays

0:21

hey actually three I reckon if

0:23

you're what do you do you

0:25

get Easter Sunday or there's Monday

0:28

Christmas we get Christmas what else

0:30

did he do he's giving us

0:32

more than anyone else like the

0:34

Dalai Lama nothing nothing from

0:37

the Dalai that's

0:41

hopeless hopeless he

0:43

died so we could take a day off

0:46

that's the most important

0:48

thing very to remember how are

0:50

we all celebrating older what I usually

0:52

do of course which is run out

0:54

in the back garden time is off

0:57

to across and

1:00

get into the spirit of Easter what

1:02

about you cat I

1:05

just did a big cooking course

1:07

and so I'm doing Easter Sunday lunch

1:09

so yeah did a big Mediterranean fish

1:11

is that is it which stays

1:13

the fish I think that's Friday is it

1:15

we're doing we're doing Sunday so we're um

1:18

augmenting it a little bit but that's dim

1:20

Sims isn't it I think Friday's fish Sunday

1:23

dim Sims okay well I haven't accounted for

1:25

dim Sims what are you cooking what are

1:27

you cooking I learnt how

1:30

to make stuffed sardines and I learnt how

1:32

to properly make octopus so it's really tender

1:34

and how to slice it yeah

1:36

you are how how lazy is that

1:38

what are you doing well I've got

1:41

to think of something to stuff I

1:43

can't really be bothered so I'll make

1:45

it really small I know a sardine I'll

1:48

stuff a sardine try stuffing it

1:50

strike try stuffing a turkey or something can't

1:52

be bothered I don't

1:56

like them that much I'll just stuff

1:58

a sardine Oh That is

2:00

unbelievable. Well what are you cooking? I've been

2:02

coming around for dinner. I've been in the

2:05

kitchen all day. Oh what's Kat been up

2:07

to? She's stuffed a sardine. Oh thanks. Geez.

2:10

Glad I made the effort to come over here. I'm

2:12

glad I bought it. Thank you. Glad I

2:14

bought a cheap bottle of wine. Imagine if I

2:16

bought a good one. Oh that's why you are

2:18

never invited to my plate. Ever. Oh

2:21

that's a bit harsh. Why would you say

2:23

that? I don't gaslight me now. What if

2:25

I... Tash what about you? What

2:29

are you bringing to the table for Ethan? I'm

2:32

working over the Easter weekend

2:35

so working hard. Alright. We'll

2:37

do it. Have

2:39

you got anything helpful to add for people?

2:41

Any advice? No I'm going to...

2:43

How about be careful, double the merit points.

2:46

Oh yes. That would be a good one.

2:48

Great reminder Easter long weekend. Double

2:50

the merits. Thank you

2:52

Officer Malloy. Double the merit points

2:54

over the long weekend. Please be careful on the

2:57

roads. Also great news Easter show go out

2:59

there and support our wonderful primary producers. Yes.

3:01

Also check your local guides for opening hours

3:03

for your local supermarket. Oh very welcome. What

3:06

about that record pumpkin?

3:09

I know. Oh boy. That's

3:13

a lot of pumpkin soup. That's

3:15

a great stagecoach for Cinderella. Try

3:20

stuffing that Kat. Now that's not that good enough. Was

3:22

that a... Was she the pumpkin? She was never the pumpkin.

3:24

No she was never the pumpkin. She was never the

3:26

pumpkin. She was never the pumpkin. No she would turn into

3:28

a pumpkin. Was it a pumpkin carriage? Oh was it?

3:31

Yep. I thought she'd turn into a

3:33

pumpkin at midnight if she didn't come back with... After

3:35

three days she came back as a pumpkin. Jesus

3:39

came back as a pumpkin. After

3:41

three days. I think it's a 407

3:43

kilogrammed pumpkin. What are you doing MG?

3:46

Well obviously I'm off to the football tonight

3:48

to watch my unblocked play against the Roosters.

3:50

He's the bad chap. Fantastic. How

3:52

could he have? There he is.

3:54

Everyone comes back to my house for Easter,

3:56

Friday and that's basically it. I don't know,

3:58

lock the gates. Have you ever been away for Easter?

4:01

Where do you go? No, never. Never go anywhere. What

4:05

do you mean? I don't go

4:07

anywhere. Do you ever leave Penrith? Not often.

4:09

No, not often. So

4:12

we had this recently where you told us you'd

4:14

never been to the Opera House. Yes. And

4:16

now you're telling us you've never been anywhere for Easter.

4:19

No, never. Alright, well,

4:22

in light of that. Emjies been

4:24

barely anywhere, man, barely

4:26

anywhere. Let Penrith once

4:28

or twice, man, been barely

4:31

anywhere. Never been to the

4:33

Opera House, Darling Harbour, Blue

4:35

Mountains or to the Shire,

4:37

the Fish Market or Bronte

4:39

Bar, China Town and Luna

4:41

Park, the Roxbondite, Rongazoo, the

4:43

Island named after Cocker to

4:46

Tower, and Oliver Lew or

4:48

Mick's favourite place, Bangaroo, the

4:50

Manly, Berry and Harbour region,

4:52

Caddies, markets, tops of Lees,

4:54

been hardly anywhere. Oh, yeah.

4:59

Well, I played that because

5:01

I thought I'd be a good go at you, but I've

5:03

copped a drive flight in there. Answers?

5:07

Alright, everyone on the production staff, see

5:09

me in my office, wherever that is.

5:13

Time to scour the platforms and

5:15

work out what is

5:18

galvanising everyone's imagination

5:20

right now. And the way to do that is

5:22

go to the hottest news breaker in the business

5:24

for some hard news. Here

5:26

she is now with the news. Keeping

5:29

you up to date with what's going on in Sydney. Triple

5:33

AM News with Natasha Belling. Oh,

5:35

wow. Yes, that's her

5:37

new intro, which she demanded.

5:39

That is not true. Do

5:42

you want to talk about the top story? A

5:44

news survey has revealed the

5:46

strangest things men allegedly put

5:48

up their bottoms for

5:51

pleasure. Alright, have

5:53

you got it like a top

5:55

10 or something, or how are

5:57

we going to rifle through these?

6:00

got some facts for you. It's been

6:02

revealed that 10 Americans visit the

6:04

hospital every day with embarrassing

6:07

injuries caused by doing

6:09

that. Doing what?

6:11

A bonus? Okay. Yes.

6:14

And some of the injuries include one

6:16

person removed a

6:18

20 Happy Meal toys.

6:23

That really was a Happy Meal. But

6:26

which gives new meaning to the slogan,

6:28

I'm loving it apparently. Then

6:32

a 30 year old man in China had

6:34

a whole fish removed

6:38

after he allegedly sat on

6:40

it by accident. Now talking

6:42

about accidents. It was a roper. That's

6:46

not bad gear. We've spoken a lot about

6:49

this before. I know of many stories, so do

6:51

you Kat, where people go to hospital in

6:53

the emergency department and the weird explanations

6:55

and excuses they give for

6:57

interesting injuries. Let's take a

6:59

listen to one person. I

7:02

went to the bunk room about 2.30pm, 3.00pm

7:04

this morning. My bathroom floor was a bit

7:06

wet. I slid off the toilet seat right

7:08

next to the toilet seat with a toilet

7:11

brush and I landed literally on it. The

7:13

patient says he slept in his bathroom and

7:15

landed on the toilet brush which is now

7:17

stuck up his bottom. He's

7:21

walking in with a candle. I'll

7:23

tell you what though, I don't

7:25

know if it's a

7:27

great part. I'm going to be handy around the house.

7:29

I'm still going to go over the fish. What

7:32

type of fish was it? Someone

7:40

stuck a fish up their bottom. It is a blue,

7:43

is it? You pronounce it Tilapilia

7:46

and measures 12 to 16 inches. Is

7:50

that? Mmm. Listen to your fish.

7:53

Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly. And this

7:55

one I noticed an... I'd probably go with a

7:57

carp. I think it may be. a

8:00

jacket no way not with that spike

8:02

no i mean orange ruffy flat

8:05

head fish figure ocean

8:14

trout oh ocean

8:16

trout yeah do you want

8:18

to hear about an 88 year old french guy oh

8:21

please okay whatever there he arrived at

8:23

an emergency department when he

8:25

found an eight first

8:28

world war era artillery shul

8:30

in his anus and he said

8:34

he slipped over and fell on

8:36

the bomb while gardening that's

8:40

sure mate it required a bomb

8:42

disabling team oh

8:49

that's a tough day at the office you come home and go how's

8:51

your day at work today honey well you're

8:53

not gonna believe it i just know

8:55

we'll do bomb you've

9:01

been that's the hurt locker suit and

9:05

with a peg imagine when that bomb

9:07

was designed someone made that bomb in

9:09

a factory when they did that they

9:12

could never have anticipated that one day

9:14

it's gonna end up inside

9:16

an 88 year old french man i

9:21

need french man i need french they've got

9:23

a very poor military record at the best

9:25

time in the french i don't think this

9:28

is helping them do you

9:31

know i thought of what just when you think

9:33

the french can't get any worse you find out

9:35

napoleon wore chapstick you they're still my favorite

9:38

fact from the other from mg at least

9:40

he didn't stick it up his bot bot

9:43

i suppose that is something all

9:52

right mate here we go a very

9:55

important day for you and the guyer

9:57

family and a big game on turn

10:00

What's the latest? How's Mav feeling?

10:03

Is his preparation good? What do we

10:05

know? Yeah, he has, Mickey. Obviously, just

10:07

under 12 hours from now, we'll know

10:09

more about that, because it was 8

10:12

o'clock tonight, his kickoff from Allianz Stadium.

10:14

Yep. Well, he'll be feeling, because, can

10:16

I ask you, do you remember your

10:18

first game in the big leagues? Talk

10:21

us through it. He's feeling,

10:23

he said to my wife yesterday in the kitchen, he said,

10:26

you know what, Mum, because Megan asked Mav if he was

10:29

nervous, and he said, you know, I'm just nervous about

10:31

just missing a tackle and they score a try from

10:33

it. I said, Nate, that's, you know, your defense is one of

10:35

your best things, so don't worry about that. So, my first grade at the Boo,

10:38

I remember, well, I played in 1986 for about

10:40

five minutes, so

10:43

I don't classify my first

10:45

grade at the Boo then, but in 1987, when I was 19, Tim Sheens, about

10:50

two weeks before the, was the coach at Penrith, about two weeks

10:52

before the first game, he got

10:54

me in his office and said, mate, I'm going

10:56

to boo you against the Bulldogs first game. I

10:58

went, wow. So, it was

11:00

a lot different, I suppose, because I didn't have

11:03

a dad who was pretty well known, and

11:05

sometimes he'd feel a little bit sorry for

11:07

those kids who followed their favours, their mums and

11:10

their dads footsteps, because they're

11:12

often compared to the

11:14

more famous father or mother, not their

11:16

own identity. But, hopefully, tonight, Mickey, he

11:20

gets through unscathed and, you know, it's the

11:22

experience that he believes it will be, because it's one of

11:24

them games, which one of the things as a young boy,

11:26

when you want to play a sport, you all aspire

11:29

to be a first grader, and tonight he

11:31

will... And what about your teammates? Is everyone

11:33

aware they get around you, or you looked

11:35

after, or they put an arm around you

11:38

in the dressing rooms? Well,

11:41

unlike these days, when yesterday with me and

11:43

my wife, we did the jersey presentation for

11:45

Matt, they didn't have that back

11:47

in the day, it was just the

11:49

senior player would give me the jersey,

11:52

and back then it was a bloke called Jeff Darrard, he was

11:54

the oldest player in the team, and I was the youngest, and

11:56

just before the game, it was a big deal.

12:00

the players go up and Jeff Rowe would bring

12:02

the jersey over to me and I would put it on

12:04

my chair and just look at it for a second and go

12:06

wow I'm about to do it so yeah it's just

12:09

under seven or eight hours we'll be heading down there

12:11

and on route to

12:13

Allianz Stadium on Mass as well so

12:15

we don't like to get amongst it.

12:17

We'll be like two buses

12:19

making their way in from Pendleth it's

12:22

like the Gypsy's coming to

12:24

town it's like the Fury's.

12:28

There'll be a lot of fun

12:30

and energy on those buses guess what we

12:33

actually have two family passes to the game

12:35

tonight to give away give us a call

12:37

if your last name isn't Gaia. And

12:43

we might be able to squeeze you in

12:45

for this famous game and I just want

12:47

to reiterate too I mean we've been

12:50

following this since I came to town and it's

12:53

been a really not a tough

12:55

road but he's really earned the

12:58

stripes so congratulations to your

13:00

boy and as I said

13:02

it's one game of many

13:04

so the pressure shouldn't amount

13:07

too much but we'll enjoy watching

13:09

him go around tonight can't

13:11

wait to see it mate. Thanks

13:13

Mickey. And we've been joined live

13:15

in the studio by a friend of

13:17

the show and brains behind the Sports

13:19

Bazaar podcast it's Titus O'Reilly how are

13:21

you Titus? Very happy to be with

13:23

you all today. It's a pleasure to

13:25

have you on deck and I

13:28

have to mention our latest episode of Sports Bazaar

13:30

which is going off tell us a bit about

13:32

the character. We're doing Albert

13:34

Bell who's a baseballer but the reason we're doing

13:36

him is he might be the

13:38

worst teammate of all time. Hemji

13:41

you want to play the I'm

13:44

guessing you're not going to name one but you've probably

13:46

played with some ship blokes over the journey. Very

13:48

much so mate. Very much so. Work

13:50

out generally pretty quickly don't they. That's

13:52

the old squeaky wheel. I

13:55

find team sports do generally

13:57

work out Blokes. It

14:00

violated your who really earnest and firstly this

14:02

sort of them are the best players that

14:04

he can play in. They have to be

14:06

the worst. Flex why from the fence and

14:08

will allow a bell Was on the great

14:11

heaters of all time. Played for the Cleveland

14:13

Indians and got the know World Series I'll

14:15

miss. Wanna go pretty much because he was

14:17

just so good but he was a nutcase.

14:19

Say die you stay the Cleveland Easy to

14:21

build him. Ten thousand dollars a year. To

14:24

Strider? Why? Because He would destroy.

14:27

The boss. I asked to the

14:29

guy says by the whole tests allied

14:31

bad my this diagram A stat a

14:33

job well that stay there was like

14:36

him and Kenny Lofton who were the

14:38

two stars for the time and he

14:40

lost the months ahead in that clubhouse

14:43

he had some smooth jazz playing on

14:45

his boom box rice and I'll become

14:47

the an invite. This music stay sly

14:49

and can is like dozen times it

14:52

so advocates is by full that walks

14:54

over and masses of the topics. As

14:57

I. Say give you a million but he

15:00

suffered a yes made his point of

15:02

a didn't mighty flights but the bit

15:04

that and you know safety think this

15:06

how this would go down in an

15:08

Nrl. Dressing. Room prime

15:10

time triumphs one day like Bell

15:12

always liked to have the clubhouse

15:14

phrasing so really called on for

15:16

like fifteen degrees called rise and

15:18

so one day I the Kenny

15:21

Lofton org seen any like Ted's

15:23

freezing in here He and I

15:25

say guys I've or interns the

15:27

thermostat up to like in I've

15:29

sort of like nineteen degrades not

15:31

like the my boiling to the

15:33

little bits and bell looks the

15:35

city name is assuming him the

15:37

floor. And. He

15:39

walks over. Get. These baseball bat

15:42

would you picking at the same of how

15:44

he sounds nice called one. Puts

15:47

the thermostat back to fifteen degrees and

15:49

then proceeds to smash the come from

15:51

the say no One can ever it's.

15:55

Medical if it's eggs the temperate zone read

15:57

the fine for every game and as you

15:59

point is getting away with it cause he

16:02

is performing on the field because he was

16:04

good side so abundance Mj where would you

16:06

write bell in if he'd played with you

16:08

were were defeated sort of all time with

16:10

they might he be a beyond the pins

16:12

or a be on the a baby in

16:15

the I was in the say podium Cb

16:17

on the. You

16:22

wouldn't have stood for that stuff. Mj.

16:24

I like what are you are. We

16:26

has if is ten schools as you

16:28

mentioned, Mickey get a lot. Of. Players.

16:30

Who are prima donnas because it's that as you

16:33

say they they quickly get sort of their because

16:35

it seems we can play in on our like

16:37

what we would I would never say that kind

16:39

of is it a mover in force and. Though.

16:42

Is when by buena. Kangaroos were a one size

16:44

nine but. Indian mucus I see

16:46

given. That. We tell him we are

16:48

at seven o'clock would become was six o'clock So little

16:50

for. Against

16:53

the for it, Seven isn't who

16:55

invested I would you go into

16:57

well my yes they might have

17:00

some news coming up soon regarding

17:02

our bizarre podcasts are on their

17:04

own still taser. On to Al

17:06

Anon I had to sign had

17:08

gone to alienate. A

17:12

Empire builds All Night

17:14

on Channel Taser Oliver.

17:17

Twist troubles on one and

17:19

expand mit of on a

17:21

record. Breaking news is. Or

17:26

what are your first? Well this is

17:28

on I I I stumbled of the

17:30

story the other day and ned do

17:32

remember People Magazine durable and magazines exist

17:34

in I. They sort of like the

17:37

hyper versions of an I Pad female

17:39

Ryan, People Magazine or more of the

17:41

Filmmakers Able Magazine America not a nanny

17:43

I they doing this sexiest Man Alive

17:45

addition. We. on harrison ford with

17:47

on the cover access six as

17:49

we we rent i for us

17:52

yet but this was a person's

17:54

leases when they will have had

17:56

sex is politician sexes rock star

17:58

and had sex is asking And

18:00

the people at People who

18:03

should be the sexiest athlete. Now, they're entertainment

18:05

reporters. They know nothing about sport. Yeah. So

18:07

one girl says, Oh, the Kansas

18:09

City quarterback is really hot. And

18:12

this is a guy called Rich Gannon who's very

18:14

good looking guy. He's like, he's hot. Let's get

18:16

him. So they all go great. So

18:18

they send a photographer down to photograph

18:20

him for the sexiest athlete shoot. Right?

18:22

It's all set up. And

18:25

the photographer goes down there. He's not

18:27

in the sport. He shoots entertainment. Sure.

18:30

Entertainers usually. So he says, I'm

18:32

here to shoot the starting quarterback. Now,

18:34

unbeknownst to People magazine, Rich

18:37

Gannon had just been filling in for

18:39

the injured Elvis Gerbak who is

18:41

not the sexiest man alive. So

18:47

the photographer does a full like entertainment

18:49

photo shoot with Elvis Gerbak. Right? And

18:51

Elvis Gerbak is like, This is amazing.

18:54

Like he can't believe it. No one

18:56

can believe it. But they're all like,

18:58

All right, you said you're on the

19:00

starting quarterback. So here he is. What's

19:03

he look like? Like Don Knott's or

19:05

something? He's not really ugly, but he's

19:07

like, like, you know, Rich Gannon's very

19:09

attractive man. Yeah, you know, Elvis is

19:12

ordinary in every way. Both of the quarterback.

19:14

He's not even a big star. Right? So they

19:16

bring the photos back and they go, here

19:19

you are. And the photographer goes,

19:21

Yeah, it was great. He was really nice guy. You

19:23

know, which is a red flag. Yeah, that's probably why.

19:26

And they look at it and go, This guy's not

19:28

that sexy. Why did you suggest him and show the

19:30

woman? She goes, She's not that into sports either. She

19:32

goes, That's not the guy I was thinking of. Right?

19:35

They don't know who they've taken photos of. Sports

19:38

Illustrated are in the same building. So they have

19:40

to go ask Sports Illustrated. Who is this guy?

19:43

So they have to decide, What do we do?

19:46

You know, and they go, It'd be pretty cruel to go back to

19:48

him and go, Hey, you know, you know how you're

19:50

the sexiest athlete of 1998. That

19:53

was a mistake. That was a big

19:55

mistake. So they decide to go

19:57

with it. They Don't tell anyone and

19:59

they just. Pied are I your other

20:01

things you have made of my money

20:03

I'd and again printed out the takes

20:05

ten years for this story to actually

20:07

can announce Now. In. The article

20:09

by usually frames and they're saying things

20:12

like stay there really nice guy. In

20:14

the final line in the article is

20:16

from his wife and he says. Elvis's.

20:19

Personality is what makes him six.

20:23

Point Dogs you're done and

20:25

dusted. I cited taught us

20:28

for coming in. Ah, Sports

20:30

Massage the podcast still on

20:32

board. Ammo consumption? absolutely. And

20:34

you know what? We love

20:36

him on his so when

20:38

someone cracks it just a

20:40

lowly. We've got segments about

20:42

we Lotto and Paypal. Just

20:45

lose the mind Panda. Nothing's

20:47

funny to me than our.

20:49

Sinful slot when I do it

20:51

with enough spicy which is on

20:53

stage when the and I the

20:55

old have any. It's homestand can

20:57

we say them truly for food?

20:59

I ah that we mention this

21:01

because you bought some attention Mj

21:03

but John Cougar Mellencamp or is

21:05

it just Mellencamp least as me

21:08

or him these days which is

21:10

cougar when of the to or

21:12

just Milan Smith already the don't

21:14

keep whatever to to your. Eyes.

21:17

On Id story displays the i say it's a

21:19

record label thought John Mellencamp was too boring when

21:21

he says relates to the said you have to

21:24

add the qaeda and he hated it and then

21:26

when he got sinus and else he said i'm

21:28

dropping the cake a be immediate ah good on

21:30

him more power to him He was. Like

21:32

an ordinary seven, he's one of the first hour out

21:35

some of the season console Adidas Imus and he was

21:37

awesome. But as recently as you mentioned Mickey. Is

21:40

considered so Last Sunday Toledo when Heck was

21:42

in the crowd wouldn't stop interrupting him. And

21:45

he does. He stopped easy was but

21:47

the best do as acoustic version of Jack Enjoy it.

21:50

And. he said you know what of duns were with

21:52

them You

22:01

don't f***ing know me. Anyway,

22:04

before I was so rudely

22:06

interrupted. Since

22:10

you've been so wonderful, I'm going to

22:12

cut about 10 songs out of the show. Here we go.

22:17

I love you. I

22:19

love you. What's

22:22

the matter with you? You're so

22:25

cute. Show's

22:28

on. Oh

22:32

boy. He just walked off. So he's

22:35

cut out about 10 songs, gone straight to his

22:37

encore and then didn't even finish that. Where's Nutt?

22:39

I'm out. So there it is. He's got form

22:41

in that department. I think it's a bit of

22:44

a raffle going to see his gigs these days

22:46

if he's unhappy. Bring

22:49

back the cougar. That's what I say.

22:51

Alright, what happened to Madonna? Well,

22:53

the 65-year-old Vogue singer's currently on her celebration

22:55

tour across the States and then a rather

22:57

awkward moment unfolded at one of her recent

22:59

gigs. Now in a viral video, it's been

23:01

doing the rounds. We saw this. Madonna addressed

23:04

the audience and urged fans to take this

23:06

ride with me. She proceeded to

23:08

ask one person in the crowd, What

23:10

are you doing sitting over there? The

23:12

singer then walked on stage to hear

23:14

what her fan was saying and she

23:16

didn't realise they were sitting down because

23:18

they were using a wheelchair. Yeah, that'll

23:20

get you every time. That's pretty tough coming back

23:22

from that. Here's

23:25

how it went down at the concert. Just

23:27

go ahead and let me in. What are you

23:29

doing sitting down over there? Why

23:32

are you doing this to me now? I was

23:35

watching him. Well, let me

23:37

in first. Sorry about that. Oh,

23:41

okay. You'd see the moment it dawns

23:43

on her. Oh, that's so good. I

23:47

wish I was there that night. That

23:50

would have been fun to watch. Billy Joel,

23:52

can I introduce you? This is one of

23:54

my favourites. This is from Moscow. He's one

23:56

of the first artists to perform in Russia.

24:00

Nine Ninety Seven as they see sister

24:02

said finish his dad's it cracks It's

24:04

T v ever say the visuals a

24:07

plot is table would I ever he

24:09

throws is more confined into the stance

24:11

he's unhappy. With a

24:13

lot of guys. Ah who's I have

24:15

a cooking it. And he just

24:17

wants to be left alone

24:20

of innocence. Pussy

24:38

Footed Songs a as the

24:40

Last Time I love it

24:42

and solving this is a

24:45

reminder that everyone is normal

24:47

as ha world on. M

24:55

C. D

24:58

S Sigma, Zach guys The world's

25:00

largest elevator has been installed in

25:02

Mumbai. Had third jaw

25:04

world same time. I guess

25:06

how big it is. A

25:09

messy sees as inside two

25:11

hundred paypal. Assisting

25:14

I'd I'd say playful but you

25:16

wouldn't now and know why on

25:18

classify the imagine said cells or

25:20

ah bigger undecideds know yet how.

25:22

And yeah it's if if if

25:25

this is fun and own irony

25:27

rhymes you've got a rule like

25:29

sitting ducks for loss. Ah measure

25:31

that two hundred people going. Down.

25:35

Was be like a terrorist attack. Ah man

25:37

they are these to imagine You know to

25:39

be fun to go in there and push

25:42

all the bus. Goes

25:44

on floor. As you the

25:46

two hundred I repay evil with here

25:48

in the.on. The backs and then you'll

25:51

excuse me seasonal It's not really odd. be

25:53

not messy. plus. I raise my might let

25:55

you out of what he meant. So. Much

25:57

of your the that are you getting sisters. And.

26:00

Out return. To. Take my son whiting through

26:02

one hundred and sixty nine other paypal. Already

26:04

the biggest ones generally the ones that

26:06

the airports because I takes for your

26:09

luggage. Yeah, so that's the biggest ones

26:11

offside, but two hundred Paypal or the

26:13

one. How a

26:15

browser say this is is you can have

26:17

a party. There was your hora spice a

26:20

kilometer or out. What are you guys got?

26:22

What you got him jokes. Ah there are

26:24

more statues of loins throughout the world in

26:26

there a rule. Lions in the wild. Oh,

26:29

that's all that's a good one that's

26:32

a great man said is excellent. I've.

26:34

The way it is. The. They reckon is

26:36

between twenty three and thirty nine thousand lines

26:38

list on the planet. And

26:40

as others, there's a lot lot more. Line.

26:43

Statues, upper and hundred thousand Americans lines

26:45

that to So ah, it's about it

26:47

online at once. Trafalgar Square they include

26:50

a big big law and size face

26:52

leaders. The strings. it is the sphinx

26:54

considered a lot since it's more like

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at say line classes in that. Not

26:59

really a lion. Aylesworth cats a long

27:01

long as a cast. Domesticated.

27:06

Like said, dying line in Lucerne. That's

27:08

my favorite lines. scalps have you seen

27:10

that was zoning on? What says it's

27:13

gone to is carved into this rock

27:15

wall and it's literally. The dying lion

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is what it's called. Lovely Hamas a

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statue of of the pedal Pablo susceptible.

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hundreds of that would be moving cat.

27:24

what have you got. A dog

27:26

was could support as a star witness.

27:28

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27:31

off of suicide deed is. I

27:33

got him up and and. They've

27:35

got all the suspects to go towards. a

27:38

dog lox a hitting him with the bats

27:40

and is he reacted say and growled than

27:42

that was the person. That was the

27:44

murder suspect. That's a result. Not

27:47

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27:50

court or my last Ross wound. To

27:53

the senses Sense is apparently the dog

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code. tango side. no interest in any

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of the main method bass and stuff.

28:00

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28:02

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28:04

have the judges leg was an uncontroversial.

28:07

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28:10

biggest. George. W. Bush. the

28:12

former Us President, was the head

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28:26

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28:28

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28:34

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28:50

that Seth Macfarlane created with the Family

28:52

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28:54

sleeping on the morning of September eleventh

28:57

that's missing is flying which was one

28:59

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29:05

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29:33

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29:37

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Scarlett Johansson. We saw them on our phone. Goes

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unless you. In. The So

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add. To your acting performance by my voice

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