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making mg in the morning brought to you
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by sports bed nobody does it easier than
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sports bed I just want to know what
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your plans are for
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Easter everybody because it's you
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know I'm highly religious you
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know what I you know I thank Jesus
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for two public holidays
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hey actually three I reckon if
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you're what do you do you
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get Easter Sunday or there's Monday
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Christmas we get Christmas what else
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did he do he's giving us
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more than anyone else like the
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Dalai Lama nothing nothing from
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the Dalai that's
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hopeless hopeless he
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died so we could take a day off
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that's the most important
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thing very to remember how are
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we all celebrating older what I usually
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do of course which is run out
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in the back garden time is off
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to across and
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get into the spirit of Easter what
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about you cat I
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just did a big cooking course
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and so I'm doing Easter Sunday lunch
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so yeah did a big Mediterranean fish
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is that is it which stays
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the fish I think that's Friday is it
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we're doing we're doing Sunday so we're um
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augmenting it a little bit but that's dim
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Sims isn't it I think Friday's fish Sunday
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dim Sims okay well I haven't accounted for
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dim Sims what are you cooking what are
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you cooking I learnt how
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to make stuffed sardines and I learnt how
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to properly make octopus so it's really tender
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and how to slice it yeah
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you are how how lazy is that
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what are you doing well I've got
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to think of something to stuff I
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can't really be bothered so I'll make
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it really small I know a sardine I'll
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stuff a sardine try stuffing it
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strike try stuffing a turkey or something can't
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be bothered I don't
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like them that much I'll just stuff
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a sardine Oh That is
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unbelievable. Well what are you cooking? I've been
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coming around for dinner. I've been in the
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kitchen all day. Oh what's Kat been up
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to? She's stuffed a sardine. Oh thanks. Geez.
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Glad I made the effort to come over here. I'm
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glad I bought it. Thank you. Glad I
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bought a cheap bottle of wine. Imagine if I
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bought a good one. Oh that's why you are
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never invited to my plate. Ever. Oh
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that's a bit harsh. Why would you say
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that? I don't gaslight me now. What if
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I... Tash what about you? What
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are you bringing to the table for Ethan? I'm
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working over the Easter weekend
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so working hard. Alright. We'll
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do it. Have
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you got anything helpful to add for people?
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Any advice? No I'm going to...
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How about be careful, double the merit points.
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Oh yes. That would be a good one.
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Great reminder Easter long weekend. Double
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the merits. Thank you
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Officer Malloy. Double the merit points
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over the long weekend. Please be careful on the
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roads. Also great news Easter show go out
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there and support our wonderful primary producers. Yes.
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Also check your local guides for opening hours
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for your local supermarket. Oh very welcome. What
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about that record pumpkin?
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I know. Oh boy. That's
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a lot of pumpkin soup. That's
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a great stagecoach for Cinderella. Try
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stuffing that Kat. Now that's not that good enough. Was
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that a... Was she the pumpkin? She was never the pumpkin.
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No she was never the pumpkin. She was never the
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pumpkin. She was never the pumpkin. No she would turn into
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a pumpkin. Was it a pumpkin carriage? Oh was it?
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Yep. I thought she'd turn into a
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pumpkin at midnight if she didn't come back with... After
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three days she came back as a pumpkin. Jesus
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came back as a pumpkin. After
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three days. I think it's a 407
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kilogrammed pumpkin. What are you doing MG?
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Well obviously I'm off to the football tonight
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to watch my unblocked play against the Roosters.
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He's the bad chap. Fantastic. How
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could he have? There he is.
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Everyone comes back to my house for Easter,
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Friday and that's basically it. I don't know,
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lock the gates. Have you ever been away for Easter?
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Where do you go? No, never. Never go anywhere. What
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do you mean? I don't go
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anywhere. Do you ever leave Penrith? Not often.
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No, not often. So
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we had this recently where you told us you'd
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never been to the Opera House. Yes. And
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now you're telling us you've never been anywhere for Easter.
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No, never. Alright, well,
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in light of that. Emjies been
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barely anywhere, man, barely
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anywhere. Let Penrith once
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or twice, man, been barely
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anywhere. Never been to the
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Opera House, Darling Harbour, Blue
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Mountains or to the Shire,
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the Fish Market or Bronte
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Bar, China Town and Luna
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Park, the Roxbondite, Rongazoo, the
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Island named after Cocker to
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Tower, and Oliver Lew or
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Mick's favourite place, Bangaroo, the
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Manly, Berry and Harbour region,
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Caddies, markets, tops of Lees,
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been hardly anywhere. Oh, yeah.
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Well, I played that because
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I thought I'd be a good go at you, but I've
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copped a drive flight in there. Answers?
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Alright, everyone on the production staff, see
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me in my office, wherever that is.
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Time to scour the platforms and
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work out what is
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galvanising everyone's imagination
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right now. And the way to do that is
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go to the hottest news breaker in the business
5:24
for some hard news. Here
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she is now with the news. Keeping
5:29
you up to date with what's going on in Sydney. Triple
5:33
AM News with Natasha Belling. Oh,
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wow. Yes, that's her
5:37
new intro, which she demanded.
5:39
That is not true. Do
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you want to talk about the top story? A
5:44
news survey has revealed the
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strangest things men allegedly put
5:48
up their bottoms for
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pleasure. Alright, have
5:53
you got it like a top
5:55
10 or something, or how are
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we going to rifle through these?
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got some facts for you. It's been
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revealed that 10 Americans visit the
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hospital every day with embarrassing
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injuries caused by doing
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that. Doing what?
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A bonus? Okay. Yes.
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And some of the injuries include one
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person removed a
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20 Happy Meal toys.
6:23
That really was a Happy Meal. But
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which gives new meaning to the slogan,
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I'm loving it apparently. Then
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a 30 year old man in China had
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a whole fish removed
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after he allegedly sat on
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it by accident. Now talking
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about accidents. It was a roper. That's
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not bad gear. We've spoken a lot about
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this before. I know of many stories, so do
6:51
you Kat, where people go to hospital in
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the emergency department and the weird explanations
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and excuses they give for
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interesting injuries. Let's take a
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listen to one person. I
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went to the bunk room about 2.30pm, 3.00pm
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this morning. My bathroom floor was a bit
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wet. I slid off the toilet seat right
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next to the toilet seat with a toilet
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brush and I landed literally on it. The
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patient says he slept in his bathroom and
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landed on the toilet brush which is now
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stuck up his bottom. He's
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walking in with a candle. I'll
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tell you what though, I don't
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know if it's a
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great part. I'm going to be handy around the house.
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I'm still going to go over the fish. What
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type of fish was it? Someone
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stuck a fish up their bottom. It is a blue,
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is it? You pronounce it Tilapilia
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and measures 12 to 16 inches. Is
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that? Mmm. Listen to your fish.
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Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly. And this
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one I noticed an... I'd probably go with a
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carp. I think it may be. a
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jacket no way not with that spike
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no i mean orange ruffy flat
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head fish figure ocean
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trout oh ocean
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trout yeah do you want
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to hear about an 88 year old french guy oh
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please okay whatever there he arrived at
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an emergency department when he
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found an eight first
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world war era artillery shul
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in his anus and he said
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he slipped over and fell on
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the bomb while gardening that's
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sure mate it required a bomb
8:42
disabling team oh
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that's a tough day at the office you come home and go how's
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your day at work today honey well you're
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not gonna believe it i just know
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we'll do bomb you've
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been that's the hurt locker suit and
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with a peg imagine when that bomb
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was designed someone made that bomb in
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a factory when they did that they
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could never have anticipated that one day
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it's gonna end up inside
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an 88 year old french man i
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need french man i need french they've got
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a very poor military record at the best
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time in the french i don't think this
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is helping them do you
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know i thought of what just when you think
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the french can't get any worse you find out
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napoleon wore chapstick you they're still my favorite
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fact from the other from mg at least
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he didn't stick it up his bot bot
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i suppose that is something all
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right mate here we go a very
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important day for you and the guyer
9:57
family and a big game on turn
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What's the latest? How's Mav feeling?
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Is his preparation good? What do we
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know? Yeah, he has, Mickey. Obviously, just
10:07
under 12 hours from now, we'll know
10:09
more about that, because it was 8
10:12
o'clock tonight, his kickoff from Allianz Stadium.
10:14
Yep. Well, he'll be feeling, because, can
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I ask you, do you remember your
10:18
first game in the big leagues? Talk
10:21
us through it. He's feeling,
10:23
he said to my wife yesterday in the kitchen, he said,
10:26
you know what, Mum, because Megan asked Mav if he was
10:29
nervous, and he said, you know, I'm just nervous about
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just missing a tackle and they score a try from
10:33
it. I said, Nate, that's, you know, your defense is one of
10:35
your best things, so don't worry about that. So, my first grade at the Boo,
10:38
I remember, well, I played in 1986 for about
10:40
five minutes, so
10:43
I don't classify my first
10:45
grade at the Boo then, but in 1987, when I was 19, Tim Sheens, about
10:50
two weeks before the, was the coach at Penrith, about two weeks
10:52
before the first game, he got
10:54
me in his office and said, mate, I'm going
10:56
to boo you against the Bulldogs first game. I
10:58
went, wow. So, it was
11:00
a lot different, I suppose, because I didn't have
11:03
a dad who was pretty well known, and
11:05
sometimes he'd feel a little bit sorry for
11:07
those kids who followed their favours, their mums and
11:10
their dads footsteps, because they're
11:12
often compared to the
11:14
more famous father or mother, not their
11:16
own identity. But, hopefully, tonight, Mickey, he
11:20
gets through unscathed and, you know, it's the
11:22
experience that he believes it will be, because it's one of
11:24
them games, which one of the things as a young boy,
11:26
when you want to play a sport, you all aspire
11:29
to be a first grader, and tonight he
11:31
will... And what about your teammates? Is everyone
11:33
aware they get around you, or you looked
11:35
after, or they put an arm around you
11:38
in the dressing rooms? Well,
11:41
unlike these days, when yesterday with me and
11:43
my wife, we did the jersey presentation for
11:45
Matt, they didn't have that back
11:47
in the day, it was just the
11:49
senior player would give me the jersey,
11:52
and back then it was a bloke called Jeff Darrard, he was
11:54
the oldest player in the team, and I was the youngest, and
11:56
just before the game, it was a big deal.
12:00
the players go up and Jeff Rowe would bring
12:02
the jersey over to me and I would put it on
12:04
my chair and just look at it for a second and go
12:06
wow I'm about to do it so yeah it's just
12:09
under seven or eight hours we'll be heading down there
12:11
and on route to
12:13
Allianz Stadium on Mass as well so
12:15
we don't like to get amongst it.
12:17
We'll be like two buses
12:19
making their way in from Pendleth it's
12:22
like the Gypsy's coming to
12:24
town it's like the Fury's.
12:28
There'll be a lot of fun
12:30
and energy on those buses guess what we
12:33
actually have two family passes to the game
12:35
tonight to give away give us a call
12:37
if your last name isn't Gaia. And
12:43
we might be able to squeeze you in
12:45
for this famous game and I just want
12:47
to reiterate too I mean we've been
12:50
following this since I came to town and it's
12:53
been a really not a tough
12:55
road but he's really earned the
12:58
stripes so congratulations to your
13:00
boy and as I said
13:02
it's one game of many
13:04
so the pressure shouldn't amount
13:07
too much but we'll enjoy watching
13:09
him go around tonight can't
13:11
wait to see it mate. Thanks
13:13
Mickey. And we've been joined live
13:15
in the studio by a friend of
13:17
the show and brains behind the Sports
13:19
Bazaar podcast it's Titus O'Reilly how are
13:21
you Titus? Very happy to be with
13:23
you all today. It's a pleasure to
13:25
have you on deck and I
13:28
have to mention our latest episode of Sports Bazaar
13:30
which is going off tell us a bit about
13:32
the character. We're doing Albert
13:34
Bell who's a baseballer but the reason we're doing
13:36
him is he might be the
13:38
worst teammate of all time. Hemji
13:41
you want to play the I'm
13:44
guessing you're not going to name one but you've probably
13:46
played with some ship blokes over the journey. Very
13:48
much so mate. Very much so. Work
13:50
out generally pretty quickly don't they. That's
13:52
the old squeaky wheel. I
13:55
find team sports do generally
13:57
work out Blokes. It
14:00
violated your who really earnest and firstly this
14:02
sort of them are the best players that
14:04
he can play in. They have to be
14:06
the worst. Flex why from the fence and
14:08
will allow a bell Was on the great
14:11
heaters of all time. Played for the Cleveland
14:13
Indians and got the know World Series I'll
14:15
miss. Wanna go pretty much because he was
14:17
just so good but he was a nutcase.
14:19
Say die you stay the Cleveland Easy to
14:21
build him. Ten thousand dollars a year. To
14:24
Strider? Why? Because He would destroy.
14:27
The boss. I asked to the
14:29
guy says by the whole tests allied
14:31
bad my this diagram A stat a
14:33
job well that stay there was like
14:36
him and Kenny Lofton who were the
14:38
two stars for the time and he
14:40
lost the months ahead in that clubhouse
14:43
he had some smooth jazz playing on
14:45
his boom box rice and I'll become
14:47
the an invite. This music stay sly
14:49
and can is like dozen times it
14:52
so advocates is by full that walks
14:54
over and masses of the topics. As
14:57
I. Say give you a million but he
15:00
suffered a yes made his point of
15:02
a didn't mighty flights but the bit
15:04
that and you know safety think this
15:06
how this would go down in an
15:08
Nrl. Dressing. Room prime
15:10
time triumphs one day like Bell
15:12
always liked to have the clubhouse
15:14
phrasing so really called on for
15:16
like fifteen degrees called rise and
15:18
so one day I the Kenny
15:21
Lofton org seen any like Ted's
15:23
freezing in here He and I
15:25
say guys I've or interns the
15:27
thermostat up to like in I've
15:29
sort of like nineteen degrades not
15:31
like the my boiling to the
15:33
little bits and bell looks the
15:35
city name is assuming him the
15:37
floor. And. He
15:39
walks over. Get. These baseball bat
15:42
would you picking at the same of how
15:44
he sounds nice called one. Puts
15:47
the thermostat back to fifteen degrees and
15:49
then proceeds to smash the come from
15:51
the say no One can ever it's.
15:55
Medical if it's eggs the temperate zone read
15:57
the fine for every game and as you
15:59
point is getting away with it cause he
16:02
is performing on the field because he was
16:04
good side so abundance Mj where would you
16:06
write bell in if he'd played with you
16:08
were were defeated sort of all time with
16:10
they might he be a beyond the pins
16:12
or a be on the a baby in
16:15
the I was in the say podium Cb
16:17
on the. You
16:22
wouldn't have stood for that stuff. Mj.
16:24
I like what are you are. We
16:26
has if is ten schools as you
16:28
mentioned, Mickey get a lot. Of. Players.
16:30
Who are prima donnas because it's that as you
16:33
say they they quickly get sort of their because
16:35
it seems we can play in on our like
16:37
what we would I would never say that kind
16:39
of is it a mover in force and. Though.
16:42
Is when by buena. Kangaroos were a one size
16:44
nine but. Indian mucus I see
16:46
given. That. We tell him we are
16:48
at seven o'clock would become was six o'clock So little
16:50
for. Against
16:53
the for it, Seven isn't who
16:55
invested I would you go into
16:57
well my yes they might have
17:00
some news coming up soon regarding
17:02
our bizarre podcasts are on their
17:04
own still taser. On to Al
17:06
Anon I had to sign had
17:08
gone to alienate. A
17:12
Empire builds All Night
17:14
on Channel Taser Oliver.
17:17
Twist troubles on one and
17:19
expand mit of on a
17:21
record. Breaking news is. Or
17:26
what are your first? Well this is
17:28
on I I I stumbled of the
17:30
story the other day and ned do
17:32
remember People Magazine durable and magazines exist
17:34
in I. They sort of like the
17:37
hyper versions of an I Pad female
17:39
Ryan, People Magazine or more of the
17:41
Filmmakers Able Magazine America not a nanny
17:43
I they doing this sexiest Man Alive
17:45
addition. We. on harrison ford with
17:47
on the cover access six as
17:49
we we rent i for us
17:52
yet but this was a person's
17:54
leases when they will have had
17:56
sex is politician sexes rock star
17:58
and had sex is asking And
18:00
the people at People who
18:03
should be the sexiest athlete. Now, they're entertainment
18:05
reporters. They know nothing about sport. Yeah. So
18:07
one girl says, Oh, the Kansas
18:09
City quarterback is really hot. And
18:12
this is a guy called Rich Gannon who's very
18:14
good looking guy. He's like, he's hot. Let's get
18:16
him. So they all go great. So
18:18
they send a photographer down to photograph
18:20
him for the sexiest athlete shoot. Right?
18:22
It's all set up. And
18:25
the photographer goes down there. He's not
18:27
in the sport. He shoots entertainment. Sure.
18:30
Entertainers usually. So he says, I'm
18:32
here to shoot the starting quarterback. Now,
18:34
unbeknownst to People magazine, Rich
18:37
Gannon had just been filling in for
18:39
the injured Elvis Gerbak who is
18:41
not the sexiest man alive. So
18:47
the photographer does a full like entertainment
18:49
photo shoot with Elvis Gerbak. Right? And
18:51
Elvis Gerbak is like, This is amazing.
18:54
Like he can't believe it. No one
18:56
can believe it. But they're all like,
18:58
All right, you said you're on the
19:00
starting quarterback. So here he is. What's
19:03
he look like? Like Don Knott's or
19:05
something? He's not really ugly, but he's
19:07
like, like, you know, Rich Gannon's very
19:09
attractive man. Yeah, you know, Elvis is
19:12
ordinary in every way. Both of the quarterback.
19:14
He's not even a big star. Right? So they
19:16
bring the photos back and they go, here
19:19
you are. And the photographer goes,
19:21
Yeah, it was great. He was really nice guy. You
19:23
know, which is a red flag. Yeah, that's probably why.
19:26
And they look at it and go, This guy's not
19:28
that sexy. Why did you suggest him and show the
19:30
woman? She goes, She's not that into sports either. She
19:32
goes, That's not the guy I was thinking of. Right?
19:35
They don't know who they've taken photos of. Sports
19:38
Illustrated are in the same building. So they have
19:40
to go ask Sports Illustrated. Who is this guy?
19:43
So they have to decide, What do we do?
19:46
You know, and they go, It'd be pretty cruel to go back to
19:48
him and go, Hey, you know, you know how you're
19:50
the sexiest athlete of 1998. That
19:53
was a mistake. That was a big
19:55
mistake. So they decide to go
19:57
with it. They Don't tell anyone and
19:59
they just. Pied are I your other
20:01
things you have made of my money
20:03
I'd and again printed out the takes
20:05
ten years for this story to actually
20:07
can announce Now. In. The article
20:09
by usually frames and they're saying things
20:12
like stay there really nice guy. In
20:14
the final line in the article is
20:16
from his wife and he says. Elvis's.
20:19
Personality is what makes him six.
20:23
Point Dogs you're done and
20:25
dusted. I cited taught us
20:28
for coming in. Ah, Sports
20:30
Massage the podcast still on
20:32
board. Ammo consumption? absolutely. And
20:34
you know what? We love
20:36
him on his so when
20:38
someone cracks it just a
20:40
lowly. We've got segments about
20:42
we Lotto and Paypal. Just
20:45
lose the mind Panda. Nothing's
20:47
funny to me than our.
20:49
Sinful slot when I do it
20:51
with enough spicy which is on
20:53
stage when the and I the
20:55
old have any. It's homestand can
20:57
we say them truly for food?
20:59
I ah that we mention this
21:01
because you bought some attention Mj
21:03
but John Cougar Mellencamp or is
21:05
it just Mellencamp least as me
21:08
or him these days which is
21:10
cougar when of the to or
21:12
just Milan Smith already the don't
21:14
keep whatever to to your. Eyes.
21:17
On Id story displays the i say it's a
21:19
record label thought John Mellencamp was too boring when
21:21
he says relates to the said you have to
21:24
add the qaeda and he hated it and then
21:26
when he got sinus and else he said i'm
21:28
dropping the cake a be immediate ah good on
21:30
him more power to him He was. Like
21:32
an ordinary seven, he's one of the first hour out
21:35
some of the season console Adidas Imus and he was
21:37
awesome. But as recently as you mentioned Mickey. Is
21:40
considered so Last Sunday Toledo when Heck was
21:42
in the crowd wouldn't stop interrupting him. And
21:45
he does. He stopped easy was but
21:47
the best do as acoustic version of Jack Enjoy it.
21:50
And. he said you know what of duns were with
21:52
them You
22:01
don't f***ing know me. Anyway,
22:04
before I was so rudely
22:06
interrupted. Since
22:10
you've been so wonderful, I'm going to
22:12
cut about 10 songs out of the show. Here we go.
22:17
I love you. I
22:19
love you. What's
22:22
the matter with you? You're so
22:25
cute. Show's
22:28
on. Oh
22:32
boy. He just walked off. So he's
22:35
cut out about 10 songs, gone straight to his
22:37
encore and then didn't even finish that. Where's Nutt?
22:39
I'm out. So there it is. He's got form
22:41
in that department. I think it's a bit of
22:44
a raffle going to see his gigs these days
22:46
if he's unhappy. Bring
22:49
back the cougar. That's what I say.
22:51
Alright, what happened to Madonna? Well,
22:53
the 65-year-old Vogue singer's currently on her celebration
22:55
tour across the States and then a rather
22:57
awkward moment unfolded at one of her recent
22:59
gigs. Now in a viral video, it's been
23:01
doing the rounds. We saw this. Madonna addressed
23:04
the audience and urged fans to take this
23:06
ride with me. She proceeded to
23:08
ask one person in the crowd, What
23:10
are you doing sitting over there? The
23:12
singer then walked on stage to hear
23:14
what her fan was saying and she
23:16
didn't realise they were sitting down because
23:18
they were using a wheelchair. Yeah, that'll
23:20
get you every time. That's pretty tough coming back
23:22
from that. Here's
23:25
how it went down at the concert. Just
23:27
go ahead and let me in. What are you
23:29
doing sitting down over there? Why
23:32
are you doing this to me now? I was
23:35
watching him. Well, let me
23:37
in first. Sorry about that. Oh,
23:41
okay. You'd see the moment it dawns
23:43
on her. Oh, that's so good. I
23:47
wish I was there that night. That
23:50
would have been fun to watch. Billy Joel,
23:52
can I introduce you? This is one of
23:54
my favourites. This is from Moscow. He's one
23:56
of the first artists to perform in Russia.
24:00
Nine Ninety Seven as they see sister
24:02
said finish his dad's it cracks It's
24:04
T v ever say the visuals a
24:07
plot is table would I ever he
24:09
throws is more confined into the stance
24:11
he's unhappy. With a
24:13
lot of guys. Ah who's I have
24:15
a cooking it. And he just
24:17
wants to be left alone
24:20
of innocence. Pussy
24:38
Footed Songs a as the
24:40
Last Time I love it
24:42
and solving this is a
24:45
reminder that everyone is normal
24:47
as ha world on. M
24:55
C. D
24:58
S Sigma, Zach guys The world's
25:00
largest elevator has been installed in
25:02
Mumbai. Had third jaw
25:04
world same time. I guess
25:06
how big it is. A
25:09
messy sees as inside two
25:11
hundred paypal. Assisting
25:14
I'd I'd say playful but you
25:16
wouldn't now and know why on
25:18
classify the imagine said cells or
25:20
ah bigger undecideds know yet how.
25:22
And yeah it's if if if
25:25
this is fun and own irony
25:27
rhymes you've got a rule like
25:29
sitting ducks for loss. Ah measure
25:31
that two hundred people going. Down.
25:35
Was be like a terrorist attack. Ah man
25:37
they are these to imagine You know to
25:39
be fun to go in there and push
25:42
all the bus. Goes
25:44
on floor. As you the
25:46
two hundred I repay evil with here
25:48
in the.on. The backs and then you'll
25:51
excuse me seasonal It's not really odd. be
25:53
not messy. plus. I raise my might let
25:55
you out of what he meant. So. Much
25:57
of your the that are you getting sisters. And.
26:00
Out return. To. Take my son whiting through
26:02
one hundred and sixty nine other paypal. Already
26:04
the biggest ones generally the ones that
26:06
the airports because I takes for your
26:09
luggage. Yeah, so that's the biggest ones
26:11
offside, but two hundred Paypal or the
26:13
one. How a
26:15
browser say this is is you can have
26:17
a party. There was your hora spice a
26:20
kilometer or out. What are you guys got?
26:22
What you got him jokes. Ah there are
26:24
more statues of loins throughout the world in
26:26
there a rule. Lions in the wild. Oh,
26:29
that's all that's a good one that's
26:32
a great man said is excellent. I've.
26:34
The way it is. The. They reckon is
26:36
between twenty three and thirty nine thousand lines
26:38
list on the planet. And
26:40
as others, there's a lot lot more. Line.
26:43
Statues, upper and hundred thousand Americans lines
26:45
that to So ah, it's about it
26:47
online at once. Trafalgar Square they include
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a big big law and size face
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leaders. The strings. it is the sphinx
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considered a lot since it's more like
26:57
at say line classes in that. Not
26:59
really a lion. Aylesworth cats a long
27:01
long as a cast. Domesticated.
27:06
Like said, dying line in Lucerne. That's
27:08
my favorite lines. scalps have you seen
27:10
that was zoning on? What says it's
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gone to is carved into this rock
27:15
wall and it's literally. The dying lion
27:17
is what it's called. Lovely Hamas a
27:19
statue of of the pedal Pablo susceptible.
27:22
hundreds of that would be moving cat.
27:24
what have you got. A dog
27:26
was could support as a star witness.
27:28
In a French murder trial swept
27:31
off of suicide deed is. I
27:33
got him up and and. They've
27:35
got all the suspects to go towards. a
27:38
dog lox a hitting him with the bats
27:40
and is he reacted say and growled than
27:42
that was the person. That was the
27:44
murder suspect. That's a result. Not
27:47
incredible though They called a dumb to
27:50
court or my last Ross wound. To
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the senses Sense is apparently the dog
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code. tango side. no interest in any
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of the main method bass and stuff.
28:00
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28:02
good for thought as it is joy
28:04
have the judges leg was an uncontroversial.
28:07
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28:10
biggest. George. W. Bush. the
28:12
former Us President, was the head
28:14
see lead us. At. His high
28:17
school. What does the?
28:19
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28:21
the in a high school senior and had
28:23
see late us was leading as skis intended
28:26
to have a go at rival schools are
28:28
he had week and also. Fake breasts
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we've lived it out for you to
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least money to be one blow our
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minds cry go to be got No
28:48
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28:50
that Seth Macfarlane created with the Family
28:52
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28:54
sleeping on the morning of September eleventh
28:57
that's missing is flying which was one
28:59
of the. Plans that when into
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the World Trade Center slow
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29:05
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bullets very much as one
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from the fact checkers that's
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29:22
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29:24
scientists have a advertisement disaster
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29:29
disaster. At the Oscars near
29:31
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29:33
Oscars Are you very funny man?
29:35
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29:37
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recent study from former Hard to Break
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