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or online tool. Kit Beta: what's going

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on in? see the weather? Yeah.

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A year I'm new to this still

0:17

relatively new year that I've never seen

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downpours like the is what happened at

0:21

a shark park. Well yesterday morning those

0:23

will have a foot of water covering

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the service and I had to bring

0:27

a snorkel little mindset. this are you

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doing is a test had gathered bindings

0:31

or early on Sunday get these. Kind.

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Of put worships the get. Hit

0:37

still still didn't help the dragons. Now

0:39

not exactly my lacks, they're not dear

0:42

idea that's unbelievable. And the grass i

0:44

the entrance to the grand was underwater.

0:46

yeah the grand itself sections. Or

0:49

underwater. Yeah, I

0:51

looked older ones dies. You are wondering whether

0:53

they're going to plow not because of soon

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games cancer would for less. Than

0:58

what onto the ground stuff more than to

1:00

the the sharks. Crew in

1:02

particular do know that that C O

1:04

Google digital of all hands on definitely

1:07

as a public realizes that very often,

1:09

let's go to the Northern suburbs. Head.

1:12

As I pointed out before, there's nothing

1:14

funnier than rich people complain. And

1:18

of course representing the Northern

1:20

Suburbs. Natasha belly. Bombers I'm

1:22

everyone are. You more northern, The

1:24

most northern suburbs? Yeah yeah

1:26

like a Venetian. your actual

1:28

what's going on at the

1:30

so I'll second place by

1:32

residents. Her. A suburb

1:34

such as Cure Billie and Man's Got

1:37

Oil Well I've included her leaf blowers

1:39

that are that we will display flowers,

1:41

her and party but it's playing music

1:43

on the have are all what do

1:46

you know they what torpedo them what's

1:48

wrong. There are also find up and

1:50

that's not only noisy pot pot a

1:52

spot sad cause too hyped up cause

1:54

doing laps around the local suburbs and

1:56

they should be on the race. tracks yeah

1:58

that's right of a sort of Yes. Get

2:01

out of our suburb. That's what you're saying? You would say

2:03

a car that sneezes over your way, would you? What do

2:05

you mean? The muffler.

2:07

The muffler's going, ching-ying. Testlas only.

2:09

Testlas only. So leaf blowers. Yeah.

2:12

What's your beef with leaf blower? I love a leaf blower. Okay,

2:14

Blanchett doesn't. No, she doesn't. Or as I like to call them

2:16

the Italian rake. That's what we call them in Melbourne. I'm

2:19

not sure if you're allowed to. I'm not sure. I'm

2:21

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

2:24

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Okay,

2:27

you're allowed to legally under the EPA

2:30

regulations. You're allowed to use any type of

2:32

tool or leaf blower. What time button? After 8am.

2:34

You look like you've dried your hair with a

2:36

leaf blower. I

2:38

worked all weekend. Be precious. I'm very tired and

2:41

emotional. So tough as nothing. I've had enough. This

2:44

could go off today. And

2:46

the other big story, of

2:48

course, is regarding the

2:51

announcements at train stations across Sydney.

2:54

I don't have a story in front

2:56

of me. Okay, I'll find it. Well,

2:58

they've pushed forward the announcements to be

3:00

changed because commuters will soon be told

3:02

to get off the train rather than alight. You know

3:04

those lovely calming messages? Yes. Well,

3:06

we've got the actual message here. Please mind the gap. We're

3:09

boarding or alighting from the train.

3:11

Oh, nice. So

3:14

who's done this? Sydney trains?

3:16

Yes. Well, I guess because foreigners,

3:18

you come over here learning English and you'd hear the

3:20

word alight. I wouldn't know what that meant. Alight.

3:23

I'm going to have a guess. You're probably

3:25

confused. I've been on the train for 30 years.

3:28

You'd set it on fire. That's what I was thinking. Alight.

3:32

Well, let's have a listen to the new, I think the

3:35

Sydney trains have put out a new

3:37

ad to advertise their new announcements. Here

3:40

at Sydney Trains and Trans, we're changing the

3:43

way our onboard announcements announce to

3:45

make things easier to understand. You'd be familiar

3:48

with messages like this. This

3:50

stop is QVB, a light for

3:52

Darling Harbour. Well, to make it clearer, it'll

3:55

now be dead. We're

3:57

stopping at QVB Knackers. Now Get this.

4:00

On a train terminates here. Please

4:03

leave. The train becomes the. End

4:06

of the line wake up drunk

4:08

some of the train. Doors

4:11

closing please stand clear says a

4:13

student of a way as a

4:15

dog had detail as as as

4:17

the next stop is Miranda rule

4:19

is being dumbed down to the

4:21

next stop is then the room

4:23

at a it. Out.

4:27

As Scorn safer say I was awake,

4:29

a low level was catching up with

4:31

what he got up to Mj email

4:33

this. To happen if I'm wrong

4:36

but on Friday. so you said you can

4:38

be designated driver vs. on Friday evening while

4:40

you beautiful wife went to a I'm doing

4:42

the A Quest book club. Your

4:45

to drive or they are. We were skeptical that by

4:47

the topic have to pick her up there he would

4:49

still be viable. And of for they

4:51

might be a job involves had to go

4:53

over well it is our well why are

4:56

the lawsuit I I drop my exhausts about

4:58

four days and then I'll tell him jobs

5:00

for the Broncos and Roosters gotta you gotta

5:02

could pick her up to Also that game

5:05

was over. Sized that

5:07

was. this about vernacular Boston sort of the

5:09

car to drive their. And.

5:12

Brought home and the place that sides is

5:14

it was as dense as sell in A

5:16

John Belinda who was. Who

5:19

I speak often about six via we

5:21

have big parties as easily. When I

5:23

get a reasonable to suppose you could,

5:25

you could you go. So

5:30

he picked her up. issues in one thirty

5:32

out the conversation was was he had a

5:34

couple of dishes and services on while I

5:36

was little. Vibes is a The fourth chapter

5:38

has a. This is

5:40

a seat in the back. Side. Isn't a backhoe

5:43

you set the front that would have exotic I

5:45

the front vividly away ago I goods on her

5:47

bio. I'm just glad that you stayed sober while

5:49

you and judging for a daily. basis

5:52

so a fiery months i very much as

5:54

i seriously get other news i believe you

5:56

watch june two i did or did with

5:59

moyes six 10 year old daughter she'd seen

6:01

she'd seen at the movies and

6:03

I noticed that it was out on Express release

6:05

on Fox you had to pay 24 bucks

6:07

for it yeah but I didn't mind you know

6:09

two and a half hours of wizardry

6:11

I thought very

6:14

good cast very good cash we'll get to that

6:16

but before you get to leave did you follow

6:18

the script I watched

6:20

June 1 about a month ago and I didn't mind

6:22

it I thought okay this is I'd love to watch

6:24

this again to try and get me head around it

6:26

but then when I watched June 2 well

6:29

that's a HII I don't know all these

6:32

different these moons coming from nowhere and I'm going

6:35

what the hell's he there what's going on there

6:37

what I work my planet's at seven

6:39

I don't know Neptune

6:42

or something I know that was 10,000 the year is 10,120

6:46

and you say joint worm yes

6:49

the worms oh awesome well you know they're

6:51

hunting for spice yes

6:54

the yes that's the that's the goal of

6:56

the the future is it yeah and

6:59

the the Emperor the Emperor was what ever

7:01

did with Christopher Walken he's good he's good he's

7:03

good in it Batista

7:05

Austin Butler Florence Pugh and

7:07

what about just rolling about

7:09

Sholomai Oh Timothy Sholomai

7:12

in the airspunk young

7:14

kid what do you mean he's

7:16

a good-looking kid like you like

7:18

him he's I like the Zendaya as well she's

7:20

a beautiful looking girl she's lovely but Timothy Sholomai

7:22

he's the kind of he's

7:25

the hottest dude at the moment I reckon this

7:27

sounds like a good call out for who would

7:29

you sleep with if you were gay yeah we've

7:32

done it before the program it'd

7:34

be a toy boy for me he's a lot

7:36

younger sensitive type he like

7:38

yeah I went with Sipkowitz or

7:42

Jeff Jansz Jeff

7:47

Jansz, I thought no he's kind of good looking

7:49

and handy in the kitchen hey

7:53

it's wonderful to be 5'3", don't do it,

7:55

who would you sleep with if you were

7:58

gay? Like

8:00

I don't know how has Green Roof

8:02

and I joined. Both. Of you. Move

8:05

I have office. And

8:08

I was awake. The big fellow. what's

8:10

June two? and a bit of a

8:12

head scratcher? This on the eddies is

8:14

t did you vote at all? Far

8:16

too embarrassing for. The.

8:19

The and I have been with was zones live

8:22

in them. So does the Who and I. The

8:24

Freeman Freeman past may make it was still the

8:26

Freeman. The weight of I live. I live in

8:28

the sand dunes. And

8:30

I know with like of of a breeze

8:32

like of breathing apparatus gangs minnows to they

8:34

Brian Urlacher Sands north of yes existing was

8:36

good. Exactly what it is and I did.

8:39

I ride the waves. Yesterday. of

8:41

it is yes like yeah Game of

8:43

Thrones related about the drag as at

8:45

the end of its shell mais tarde

8:47

to pull. The. Jumps on the

8:49

great grandfather which is massive like these. haha

8:51

yeah, that's a spoiler alert or on me

8:53

and I guess the kind of. Society

8:57

as a fluid, it doesn't say much about

8:59

the movies. Associate the gets on M T

9:01

K K on a bit shallow my yeah

9:03

good introduce a good looking roasted almonds more

9:05

my daughters and wasn't sunni every mind you

9:07

said you had. if you a guy usually

9:10

within course side that's what we doing right

9:12

now apply have a slight with. If.

9:14

You a Guy plays cats. Ah

9:16

Judge Judy! Nuclear when you

9:18

have what to do. Authorities as spicer

9:21

me from what he is. Smart

9:24

I robbed with live with a devil's. Own

9:28

a cat or deficit Cities John Eyes

9:30

on a Law John I I would

9:33

you sleep with you know a guy.

9:35

Old guy i'd turn far as to

9:37

the race was might enjoy his side

9:40

during the getting a lot of hidden

9:42

not on the girls in here and

9:44

he said life's laugh he said he

9:46

was. Assessed

9:48

is a guy's got his losses

9:50

has been and dreamy eyes

9:52

yep he blew eyes his good

9:55

I ah. of me

9:57

getting jason avoiding not bad Oh

10:00

boy, sport! Wow! MG.

10:05

Sport report. Now

10:07

Taylor Mays away. Good line. Edwards

10:09

is too smart. He

10:11

landed a 20 metre line. No one was

10:13

back for south. That's shooting for Penric. Taylor

10:16

Mays here, south Sydney, who's

10:18

42 to 12. He's

10:21

up over the course. He'll

10:23

go. Now he goes to the corner watch.

10:26

Corner watch for that mate. And he'll open

10:28

up on the manas for the uni now.

10:30

14 points to AD. Brisbane

10:32

beaten by the Sydney Roosters. Spont

10:35

and gone right through. He

10:37

gets a pass away to Sherry. Sherry's going to

10:39

score for the Bulldogs. Canterbury

10:42

22 of the feeder West 14. Halfway

10:44

to Nickarema. Number

10:46

7-0, sweet pass! Oh

10:48

my God, look at this! That's

10:50

the Bulldogs. Told them they're

10:52

going to win this one. 28 points to 22. Oh,

10:56

what a pass on Albin. He's inside

10:59

the Munster. And just like

11:01

that, Melbourne Storm clicking the gear. And

11:03

the Melbourne Storm has beaten the Gold Coast

11:06

by 22 points to 20. 53

11:09

seconds to go. Oh, that's a

11:11

game trouble, Samu. He's fighting Douglas.

11:14

He's turning out the back watch to

11:16

Allah. The notes are going

11:18

to win. What a game. 14-8 Newcastle.

11:24

A lot to unpack there. Storm on

11:26

top of the ladder. Well done, boys.

11:28

Hang on. Devon Sharky here. Got across

11:30

the line. Also, another big

11:32

win for the Dolphins. Why would Wayne

11:34

Bennett leave? Good question.

11:36

He set them up beautifully at the moment. They're

11:39

coming forth. He's just a really good

11:41

mentor, Mickey. And I think, look,

11:44

he's 74 years of age. Which is amazing for a

11:46

first grade coach to be still doing

11:48

what he's doing, reinventing himself, reinventing his

11:50

team. Why don't I, Mick, tell you

11:52

the truth. I suppose it's a challenge that he keeps. Alright.

11:55

Well, here's the biggest story. Yes. Penrith

11:57

have been linked to David Fafita. What Can you

11:59

tell us? It is what I will

12:01

useful afternoon when these are the mortgage amazon.

12:03

The Sydney Morning Herald brought these arms on

12:05

the Buckeyes about the Herald and the Daily

12:08

Telegraph Today I'm David so it is is

12:10

going to cause he's contracted some stice that

12:12

he couldn't look at other clubs off the

12:15

rails. Him and his kind of exciting that

12:17

roy the moment. And. Penarth

12:19

wouldn't be in met met Cameron the boss

12:21

of Penrith wouldn't be doing is. Due.

12:23

Diligence if he didn't ask him to

12:25

come down to the other thing. So

12:27

he come. They are these complaints that

12:29

items were out and that with Autumn

12:31

Cleary? Yep I'm and hard to keep

12:33

fantastic within Earth is a meeting with

12:36

you Com Ah was a most human

12:38

side as go by. The Abbott said.

12:40

Just. As you is going next he said

12:42

all the all the sudden a lot of money

12:44

for it up ship and then of canal put

12:46

themselves in position. The boy another marks a flat.

12:49

Which. They didn't see coming through two

12:51

months ago. my little traffic going the

12:54

other was a good to say something

12:56

coming back east either. Owners why so

12:58

what's despite what is by say we

13:00

go to face our in our think

13:02

is a legal of getting into a

13:04

really powerhouse front row and eerie guess

13:06

their aim Juri as you know it's

13:09

well documented on from Melbourne which says

13:11

caught a famous around will for it's

13:13

tiny alleyways of saw was just sad.

13:15

It's bar culture which is for some

13:17

time path right supreme Well imagine my.

13:19

Surprise. When. The last

13:22

weekend wonder if beautiful weather and

13:24

Cbs was wondering around by stumble

13:26

across this whole the war was

13:28

bar code container okay with i

13:31

do nothing but serve tequila Miss

13:33

Kill and I guess oh hell

13:35

no the pace million for spelling

13:37

know when and I have never

13:40

seen to killer and cipher hands

13:42

This is wells best practice or

13:44

use of tequila migrate as you

13:46

name it is absolutely brilliant men.

13:49

For. Find out. How. Are

13:51

not the only one because this bar. is

13:53

in the world's top fifty

13:55

bar out what kind of acolyte

13:58

is bad at awesome I

14:00

start speaking to one of the barman storm who

14:02

tells me he's off as a world champs off

14:05

to a show called Petron Perfectionist 23,

14:07

24 and he's a good looking roost

14:09

to this guy. But when I say

14:11

that he looks a bit like me. Like

14:13

looking in milk. He's a complete

14:15

package girl. He is hot. Probably

14:18

goes off like a firecracker and he makes

14:20

a damn fine margarita. Oh yeah. We

14:23

want to find out how he went and let's speak to the owner,

14:25

a founder right now of Cantina

14:27

OK, one of the best bars in the

14:29

world. It's Jeremy Blackmore. Hi Jeremy. Great.

14:32

Thank you. Morning Mick. Morning

14:35

Mark. How are you guys? Good morning Jez. Congratulations

14:37

on your beautiful bar Cantina OK. How did you

14:39

come up with the idea for this? Oh

14:44

we were out with the real estate engine and

14:46

he said I've got one more spot for you guys

14:48

and he rolled up the garage door. And

14:50

it was literally just an old garage at the

14:53

bottom of the thing and we knew what we

14:55

needed to do. Which

14:57

is not much. Not exactly. But open

14:59

up and I tell you what it

15:01

doesn't look because it's not

15:03

that show offy but if you have a good

15:05

look around the bar you'll see some stuff. That

15:09

is the best margaritas I've ever

15:11

had but none. Now Storm is

15:13

over there right now.

15:15

He had his Paloma I

15:17

think it was which I tasted which was bloody good.

15:20

Do we know how he's going? When

15:22

does it take place? So he's got

15:24

two days till now so he's up there practicing every

15:26

day. He just travelled

15:28

from Mexico City to Guadalajara which is

15:30

where tequila comes from. He's heading up

15:32

to the distillery today and he's

15:34

going to compete against I think it's against 15

15:36

other countries. Wow how good. Do you reckon they'll

15:39

be having a few tequila's over the next couple

15:41

of days? I think they'll be having a few

15:43

tequila's. I should have gone

15:45

with him. Just kind of. Exactly.

15:48

They needed a sponsor actually. They needed one. Well

15:50

we would have done it. I'll tell you that right now.

15:53

He has without doubt the best permed mullet

15:55

I have ever seen in my life.

15:58

It's bleeding. It

16:01

is just radiant. It looks like he

16:03

could sing for air supply. That's

16:05

all I'm going to say. Jeremy,

16:07

again, congratulations on your bar. Now, we

16:09

mentioned this on the show last week

16:11

and we got a response on

16:14

social. You may be interested in naming

16:16

an honorary, temporary honorary

16:19

drink in my name. Is that true? Absolutely.

16:22

Absolutely. I was actually thinking we

16:24

could do the double. We'll call it the Mick Molloy

16:27

Margarita or the Triple M OK.

16:29

Oh, Triple M OK. Triple

16:31

M OK. I'll tell you what we might do, Jeremy.

16:33

We'll get back to you. We've got to put it

16:36

out to our listeners and see if we can come

16:38

up with the name. I was thinking of maybe the

16:40

hate hoods. I'm thinking more

16:42

on the lines of hello,

16:45

ladies. Hello, ladies. Well, I'll

16:47

tell you what, 12353. Get

16:50

on the blower now. Jeremy, we might check in

16:52

with you to find out how storm wet when

16:54

it's done and dusted. Absolutely. In

16:56

the meantime, congratulations on owning what

16:59

I believe is the best bar

17:02

in Sydney right now. Well done,

17:04

sir. Thank you so much, guys. Have a great morning. 12353,

17:08

what should Mick's signature cocktail be

17:10

called? Hate hoods. Hate hoods. Hate

17:13

hoods. Hate hoods. Hate hoods. Hate

17:15

hoods. Hate hoods. Hate

17:18

hoods. Hate hoods.

17:20

Hate hoods. Hate hoods. Hate

17:22

hoods. Hate hoods. Hate hoods.

17:25

I stumbled upon it with a

17:27

couple of locals who we kind of had been there

17:29

before. We'd been to Baxter Tavern, Baxter

17:33

and across the road. We went, well, let's go

17:35

and have a look. And it was just unbelievable.

17:37

So much fun. Standing room only.

17:39

Pick the times. It's pretty small.

17:41

So you've got to pick your times. But

17:43

it's fun standing around and waiting anyway for

17:46

the best tequila drinks you'll ever have. And

17:49

we've got back there. Might be interested in naming

17:52

one, at least temporarily. Yes, I

17:54

mean. Well, thank you. What a rare honor. Awesome.

17:56

I thought the hate hoods might be good. Probably

17:58

beautiful. said hello ladies

18:00

or it's or it's twin time. Twin

18:04

time. Oh because I've got twin boys. I said I have

18:06

two. Oh you have two. Two of

18:08

them. Two of them. That's twin time. Here

18:10

pass me the twins. I like

18:12

the twins. I like the way

18:15

you're thinking. What about you Tush?

18:17

Buckle up. Buckle up.

18:19

That's not bad. I've

18:22

got two. A little cutie. And

18:25

then a glass calf full. Oh

18:27

because I've got big calves. Massive

18:30

calves. Massive calves. Alright

18:35

let's throw it open to the listeners. Matt what do you

18:37

think it should be called? Hey teams

18:39

gotta be lolly bags. I

18:42

famously warned the lolly bags. Thanks

18:45

Matt. Andrew's on the line. What do you think Andrew?

18:49

Hey how are you? Good buddy.

18:52

So you've got the tequila worm. How

18:54

about the tequila sluggo after you win

18:57

the Speedos? Yeah

18:59

I like it. Wow there's a worm

19:01

that might

19:03

shrivel up. No not

19:06

at all. Me

19:08

too much for most to handle. Oh god

19:10

stop. Alright Andrew I

19:13

like that. Anthony. Anthony what's

19:15

the name of the drink please? Yeah

19:18

it's uh Margie by Malloy. Margie

19:20

by Malloy. Margie by Malloy. It's kind

19:23

of classy. Yeah. If you're classing it up

19:25

I like it. Glenn what have you got?

19:28

Mate I got taken the Mickey or the Markerita.

19:31

Oh. The muck? Oh if it's

19:33

named after Mark Gire. Not saying me

19:35

but mate come on. So the Markerita. Yes. I

19:38

like that. Wow. Taking the Mickey. Maybe

19:41

it comes in a shoe like a shoey. Oh oh. In

19:43

a boot. In a pudding boot. With

19:46

spuds on it yes. Like a booty. Take the spuds off and you

19:48

get a little nip. Pretty

19:51

much. I thought about this.

19:54

Spike. Spike what's the drink called? Margie

19:56

boy. Instead of Mad Max

19:58

we can call it Mad Mix. Oh

20:00

man, Mike! I don't mind

20:02

that. Tom, what do you think? Mixed

20:05

madness. Mixed madness. Yeah, after a couple. Yep.

20:10

After a couple of Paloma styles, I'll be there. And

20:12

Mako, what about you? What do you think? What's the

20:14

drink been called? Screw

20:16

you, dawg! Ah! That's

20:19

the winner! That's the winner! Yeah,

20:23

we'll make him the winner, but we can't... It's

20:25

funny for us, but I don't think we can

20:28

put that. Screw you, dawg. And they billboard it.

20:30

Can you put that on the blackboard? I think

20:32

you can. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about

20:34

Horace has had worse on their wall than that.

20:36

It's a nice one, Joe. I like fuckalup. Mm-hmm.

20:39

Screw you, dawg. What does he win? You've

20:41

won tickets to go and see Jim Jefferies. Well

20:43

done, Mako. Ah, well done, Mako. Go, go, go!

20:47

Thanks a lot. Question without notice, do you return your

20:49

shopping trolley? Yeah, I do. Do you? Yeah.

20:52

Really? Yes, really. We

20:54

do. Well, everyone I ask this question says they do, but

20:56

there seems to be a lot lying around. Do you? Of

20:58

course. Well, you would. Oh, yes.

21:01

You have a little dollar coin. No, I'll be pissed if it's not.

21:03

Then I'll be pissed on wood. That's a U-up. They

21:05

haven't seen a TV shake. Not, no. No

21:07

way. They're nicking about. Not

21:09

really. They're working races. By the way, he races,

21:11

right? Is that with Muttley? Yes. Oh.

21:15

Then I'll be pissed that was the woman. Was she

21:17

nice? She was very nice. Okay. She's

21:19

kind of hot. Very cartoon. Yeah,

21:21

she is. She'd take a trolley back.

21:23

She's bald. Oh, no, no, no. She's

21:25

a trolley. She's

21:27

bald. Oh, you're mine. She's blonde.

21:32

I like this new thing from the producers giving us the

21:34

audio, giving us vision. It's good. Okay.

21:38

For anyone who's listening at home, we're

21:40

just showing some pictures. Yes. Penelope

21:42

Pitstop. Penelope Pitstop who looks

21:44

absolutely nothing. No. She

21:47

talks like a man. She acts like a...

21:49

she acts like a... Penelope, she talks

21:51

a lot. You said Penelope Pitstop. There

21:55

you go. You all good? So

22:00

what about you? Have you ever attended your

22:02

shopping trolley? I got yelled at once at

22:04

Bunnings because it seemed very far away and

22:07

now I have ever since seen some traumatised.

22:10

I returned one once with one of my twins still

22:12

in the front row. We

22:15

know the NBA playoffs are

22:17

in full swing overseas at the moment and

22:19

old bit of

22:22

broadcasters resurfaced which is

22:24

a classic two on-air announcers having

22:27

a bit of a dust up over comments

22:29

made during the broadcast. Have a listen.

23:00

I am not. The ride back from Philly

23:02

did it like disturb you last night?

23:04

Well that was two hours with you.

23:07

Which is probably the reason why I've

23:09

had enough tonight. Time out. Oh,

23:11

I'm shocked by it. People

23:14

say it's disturbing to see two announcers

23:16

who should be on the same team

23:18

tuning on each other but I know

23:21

exactly how that feels. I

23:23

really do know. I think I know

23:25

what's coming. Over the course

23:27

of our on-air relationship and friendship

23:30

you've been very hard

23:32

to work with on occasion.

23:34

Here's an example. This

23:36

weekend I'm going to Wurmgong. I thought

23:39

this was a dark party. And

23:41

you go? I'm going on Saturday night with

23:43

ten votes. Okay. I'm just going to have

23:45

to stop here. You've

23:47

got a table for ten. Ten. And

23:50

how many spots do you still have

23:52

available? None. Hang

23:56

on a second. I've had enough. You're

23:58

taking nine blokes to Wurmgong? and it

24:00

never occurred was oil and that was i ever

24:03

in the mix of course this year he was

24:05

you barely on for them we call pumped his

24:07

back I couldn't determine who would yell though because

24:09

of the thank you might have such a warm

24:11

welcome. First heard someone on a more where my

24:13

my son so ago and know because he is.

24:17

Oh wow you. Justice

24:20

As close as family to submit an

24:22

injury in the morning, right? And what

24:24

is a small press modi? So why

24:27

is this is gonna be mic for

24:29

the next half hour? Almost. To idolize.

24:31

First that I'm more annoyed because

24:33

I want to understand what are

24:35

you belong to a self? Are

24:37

you give you the most in

24:40

that price range is actually very

24:42

of the on. Summarize running well.

24:44

same. As as

24:46

as corporate. Com

24:49

really. Land

24:52

for farming worrying. Space

24:55

don't really do. You

24:58

really are Other words: This. Is.

25:10

Yes, so Jordan Luther, a British

25:13

detailed menswear brand of stirred controversy

25:15

up with it's pair of view

25:17

James is called Stein Stone was

25:20

ah with a dark stain in

25:22

the groin area. Look

25:24

at the as I Die By Suicide a

25:26

for your face page appeared it's ah it's

25:28

ever listen to how it was reported there's

25:30

a new please stay denim jeans that everybody's

25:33

talking about as you have a recipe have

25:35

this effect that makes them look like he

25:37

had a lot of as an accident they

25:39

are by Jordan look and if you're wondering

25:41

if he can buy them you can cause

25:43

the actually sold out How much did to

25:45

be seen Denim jeans costs such you wanted

25:47

to have of have these fans that would

25:49

cost eight hundred and five dollars. Per:

25:54

oh I'll do it for free. over

25:58

my eyes and other yours Oh,

26:01

it comes to you in a crowded nightclub

26:03

and get the job done for a cash

26:05

handout. Yeah, you know, look at

26:08

that. That is ridiculous. You never get into a

26:10

nightclub. That's like, sorry mate, you peed your pants.

26:12

You can't come in here. In other news, I'm

26:14

releasing a new range of skidmark underpants. That

26:17

looks like you've already done the

26:19

job. If

26:22

you don't mind anyone spending

26:24

800 bucks on

26:27

a pair of peace day jeans,

26:29

who's seriously nuts. Alright, what

26:31

have you got MJ? On this day,

26:33

20 years ago in 2004, Steven

26:36

Segal released a dancehall song called

26:38

Strut in which he sings

26:40

in a fake Jamaican accent. Where

26:43

do you stop with that Blake? He's

27:05

karate. And we can do

27:07

a two hour what the f episode on

27:09

Steven Segal. I love him growing up. He's

27:13

a tongue nut. He's

27:17

a fully blown nut. He is. He really

27:19

is. Cat, what have you got?

27:21

In 1994, that widget, you know that little plastic

27:23

ball at the end of a Guinness can. It

27:26

won invention of the year and it beat the

27:28

internet. What the f? What

27:31

year? 1994, that little

27:33

thing at the end of the Guinness can beat

27:35

the internet. They should

27:38

win a Nobel prize. Well

27:40

done Tash. Okay,

27:43

an Australian Bernie Koppels oyster

27:46

nicknamed Jewel has been crowned

27:48

Australia's largest oyster. Bernie,

27:51

what the f? Sorry, you've voice cracked. You've voice cracked.

27:53

I've been chatting too much. We've been chatting too much.

27:55

Did you have a big weekend? I'm

28:00

messing with as soon as I wasn't Again,

28:02

that as if as you earlier in the

28:04

news, good morning. Setting the headlines and

28:06

searches and. Why? Someone that on

28:08

a little more devoted his is

28:11

the broker freezing of the background.

28:13

On my fourth, spicy moderate.

28:16

Off on Friday night in that a

28:18

gotta go gotta call a high as

28:20

a major-video united by to it's. Isn't

28:23

It was a parking lot but he

28:25

made a bucket of water you dogs

28:27

go through to screw you dog the

28:30

two or three four three before we

28:32

get of the coals that Natal Surveilling

28:34

has been carrying on that we didn't

28:36

give enough credit to hear what the

28:39

eff he has. Retail sector oyster by.

28:42

He basically weren't listening for releasing really

28:44

good here today. Because he gravelly voice.

28:47

Work. Kept coming at what was your what these

28:49

as I type Bernie Colonel who is an Australian.

28:52

He's got an oyster nicknamed Jill and

28:54

cease being planned Australia's largest oyster at

28:56

more than three. Key Allies: What does

28:58

a new roller coasters brought up on

29:01

a silo was are kind of. We're

29:03

not afraid to three to with a

29:05

voice.wonder that meds and then who is

29:08

your only suffered Ice Ross's women. Are.

29:11

Nice! I see see swinging was

29:13

named her. Me: not women,

29:15

some alcohol while the ah

29:17

have sex with a whole

29:19

details of fat he spat.

29:23

Skill Know. My

29:25

mother even imagine have a three kilogram

29:27

or to slotting did ah ha ha

29:29

ha ha ha ha ha ha. whoop

29:31

womanizer. Let's imagine the size of the

29:33

pool. It could be retired news of

29:35

sort of crucible. For

29:37

back. There was

29:40

no one ever. We moved on. sort

29:42

of the last order to go. I

29:45

enjoyed is explained by dollars with holsters. What

29:48

one of my daughter from all that about

29:50

us inspect your super scary clan Price. In

29:53

America? I'm sorry I remember

29:55

that didn't. Bibles word running

29:57

around town. Address to scary

29:59

clown that if he opened a really been selling

30:01

To be that lucky of you're you're having a

30:03

long summer bill a bus stop. Yep!

30:07

Escape plans Will you be like like toss to the.

30:12

Other work on a client hobos I when

30:14

I was ah yes a little boy and

30:16

as out a plan impose any clan and

30:19

it got so damage to that was typed

30:21

up with masking tape and. Folly

30:23

of intimate when I was sixteen. To

30:28

the love the clown was ah be

30:30

whatever to the habit with I hasten.

30:33

It's equally kept the hamburgers real sneaky

30:35

little. Time. Maybe chase low he

30:37

got done on corruptions. Assessors

30:40

giving money to develop. The

30:45

Mcdonalds Air Flights John this

30:47

is Steve. Stay. For

30:49

a question see got place. Artist

30:52

Like Coins, Jimmy Hendrix, Guns and

30:54

Rises just to name a couple

30:56

of years A won a Grammy.

30:59

A tiny i waste has twenty two of

31:01

us. What starts as soon as a lawyer

31:03

at the Grammys as does the same right?

31:05

Some half. Dozen. Or and yet the

31:07

always complaining when Taylor Swift winds were being what

31:10

it beyond size. Boyfriend: Oh wow Tom. Tom

31:12

sees never won by sources. Once twenty

31:14

I grammys or something is sending I will

31:17

lose cause haven't one wants to comply

31:19

their lot harder for his eyes. The

31:21

early cause of writing down the tough

31:23

into the pool is a little warning there

31:25

is going on. Thank you and what

31:27

have you got. The

31:30

top mean uk that office building her life

31:32

as a valid reason for calling off work

31:34

well as slow as a dog so you

31:36

will never see you on behalf of mean

31:39

as a car said Allowed you to waiting

31:41

to die definitely and eyes and you give

31:43

me on loan servicer. Nobody

31:46

has a spy A beta You

31:48

does a bit of the production

31:51

and the program is often utilizing

31:53

a check C P T V.

31:55

Sometimes we get voices offer new

31:57

for my son. Authentic central. Time.

32:00

in. Now listen to this, he typed

32:02

in a GPT, write a poem about

32:04

Mick and MG and here's the information

32:06

he gave him. Write a hundred word

32:08

poem talking about two men. Mick was

32:11

a drunk comedian who gets around only

32:13

in his underwear, loves beer and smoking

32:15

and women and then MG who's a

32:17

Penrith Panthers legend who loves sitting around

32:19

his house watching Netflix. Here is the

32:22

result. Beer

32:30

and smoke his constant kin, women's

32:33

laughter his ruckless spin while

32:37

MG reclines Panthers sage

32:39

Netflix's glow his tranquil

32:42

stage around his house

32:44

in quiet retreat legends of

32:46

past battles memories fleet two

32:49

men worlds apart in their

32:51

chosen creed mix chaos MG's

32:54

quiet need. Get

32:57

your wife to take that to the next book club.

32:59

MG we flagged it there are big

33:14

outs big injuries plaguing the NRL

33:16

right now before we get to

33:19

those on the injured list why?

33:22

Well there's a myriad of reasons Mickey why. Players

33:24

are getting injured and really not just any players

33:27

but stars of teams in fact is up to

33:29

12 million dollars worth of injuries

33:31

on the sideline. Size, speed etc

33:35

but in my opinion it's the six to

33:37

go. Six to go has got to go

33:39

I reckon it's we've got to a stage

33:41

of our game where we're getting

33:43

too fast and too athletic

33:46

for the process if you bear

33:48

with me for a second in 2020 they bought this

33:50

in when in Covid that's six to

33:52

go to spice the game up a bit you know to make

33:55

sure that we saw with no crowds

33:57

we wanted a spectacle because there's

33:59

no one watching so Now we've got to

34:01

a stage where we hear the bell ringing

34:03

in the grandstand and for the life of

34:05

me I've been watching rugby league for 50 years. I don't know why the

34:07

six to go was Called

34:09

I don't know why they said six to go

34:12

on that when other times they don't call for

34:14

six to it I say get rid of six

34:16

to go. We're seeing players in compromising positions on

34:18

footy fields now because the game is so quick

34:20

and we've seen two bicep an

34:22

injury you hardly ever seen Roby League two bicep

34:25

tears in the space of three weeks from

34:27

Fogarty and Up

34:30

there. It's what's the Broncos captain's name

34:32

bloody anyway? He's

34:36

on that list and I just think it's a

34:38

stage where We've got

34:40

we've got to say to ourselves Adam Reynolds, of course

34:43

We've got to say ourselves how fast is the game going?

34:45

I mean, it's on the weekend. There

34:48

was so many six to go Blown

34:50

that I said to myself. I don't know

34:53

what where how when they're getting blown. I've

34:55

done it the reason they're inconsistent So

34:58

I think it's time to get rid of the six

35:00

to go and you think this is the prevailing view

35:02

of most fans Mmm. I

35:05

haven't really cut a canvas that the fan But

35:08

have us look have your say on our socials If

35:10

you think of the six to go is

35:12

one of the reasons that we are seeing the

35:14

the spate of injuries We're seeing or in my

35:16

Adam am I you know completely off-kilter here? I

35:19

don't know so 12 men dolls worth of injuries.

35:21

There's the list. Who's the most telling on that

35:23

list for you? I think for

35:25

Queensland is Tina far saw a mile away. I think

35:27

last year he's done his knee ACL Him

35:32

and I suppose Kalem Pongo and Ryan Pappenhausen

35:34

because Pappenhausen Was the reason Melbourne in

35:36

front of Titans the other night when he went off Then

35:38

he scored it only keep the goal. So

35:40

Pappenhausen's a massive loss the Melbourne storms.

35:43

They're on a roll Oh

36:00

Oh, driving to angle!

36:03

Dummy, step around the corner

36:06

of the superhero in the history! Oh,

36:08

over there! Over the

36:10

line! There's nearly five to

36:12

five! This

36:15

is Marnie, 63, 64, 48, 48, 98, straight

36:19

to the finish line, N9, 69. Turn

36:22

it off, we don't want to hear that. No more!

36:25

We've got the captain of GWS joining us live in

36:27

the studio. Now, Toby Green, how are you, Toby? Good

36:29

boys, thank you very much for having me, I appreciate

36:32

it. Yeah, look, you didn't get the chockeys on the

36:34

weekend, but they're playing pretty good football, those ones. No,

36:36

they're a very good side, they're probably best teaming in

36:38

at the moment, so it was a good little lesson

36:40

for sure. I think we got them again in like

36:43

eight weeks' time, so it'd

36:45

be good to have another crack at them and hopefully

36:48

turn the tables. Turn the tables, your

36:50

coach was caught on the sidelines, having

36:52

a real wobble. What

36:55

was that about, you know, it was the 666, you got penalised out of

36:57

the centre. Yeah, well, I think we already had

36:59

a warning for it, and then gave away a free kick,

37:01

they kicked a goal, and that was pretty important. It

37:04

was all over. It was at a crucial stage of

37:06

the game. Now, this is a first race here in

37:08

the studio. Toby Green,

37:10

hard man of the AFL, is coming

37:13

in with a 10-week-old baby in a

37:15

pampous. How are you? Who's introducing us? Who's

37:17

your daughter? Well, we got baby Ila here. Yeah,

37:20

well, when this popped up, Georgia said, I've had the

37:23

hair booking booked in for three weeks, so you've got

37:25

Ila, so you sorted out, I said, yeah, I'll make

37:27

it work. So, it

37:29

would be good to just expose her to a bit

37:31

of media early on. This is the youngest kid we've

37:34

ever had in a city in a year by a

37:36

mile. I'm lucky she didn't get a haircut while you

37:38

were playing, you were going to have to have water,

37:40

you got water, Ila, during the

37:42

game. Your

37:44

first child, obviously? First one, first one, yeah, she's

37:46

been good. She could sleep a little bit better,

37:49

but she's been good. Yes, and I'm sure the

37:51

club would be pretty handy, or hanging out for

37:53

you to have a couple of boys to recruit

37:55

under the father-son rule. Yeah, well, we'll just see

37:57

how we go, we'll see how we go. George

38:00

is pretty keen not to have one ever again after

38:02

the first week. It's

38:04

a bit too soon to put that on

38:06

the agenda. Yeah, I think so. Alright.

38:10

And we're saying you've been living now in

38:12

Sydney for about 10 years? 13 coming up.

38:15

Do you love it? Yeah, we love it.

38:17

It's awesome. Yeah. And so

38:19

when you retire, what do you reckon your plans

38:21

would be? Hot footed back to Melbourne or stay

38:23

up in your adopted home Sydney? No, nothing

38:26

set in stone yet. We're happy either

38:28

way. I mean, I love Sydney. We

38:31

love my time here and we sort of don't

38:33

really know yet. We'll wait and see what happens.

38:35

But I'm happy either way. A few of

38:38

the Panthers visited the game on the weekend, my

38:40

son being one of them. About 10 of them

38:42

went down for a corporate box experiment.

38:44

They'd done a bit of a lap of the honour. And

38:47

who's the connection between the Panthers and the GWS?

38:51

I'm actually not sure. I think it was

38:53

Riley Price's sister. Oh, Jamie. Jamie Lee and

38:56

her boyfriend. Harry Parraman. Harry Parraman organised it

38:58

for him. That's the one. Oh,

39:00

well, yeah, it was Pezzin. But it'd be

39:02

great to, as I was saying, be awesome to

39:04

have them come out a few more times, especially

39:07

down at Giant Stadium as well. Yeah. Yeah,

39:09

it's a great way to, I think, build

39:11

both games in Western Sydney. Well, we've got

39:13

two of the greats from West Sydney in

39:15

the studio right now. Hang about. You

39:18

know I love about Iles. She hasn't... Hasn't

39:20

booed me. Hasn't made boo. Hanging

39:23

out at the bottom of the caboose. Lost their

39:25

stock somewhere in the leaf. You

39:27

should take her to an arched barker. Oh,

39:29

yeah. He would love it. Didn't

39:31

get the chockeys on the weekend against the Sydney Swans,

39:33

but you got them again in eight weeks and we'll

39:36

follow that with keen interest. In the meantime, we want

39:38

to get to know you a bit better here on the

39:40

program. So a good

39:42

way to do this was, I don't know if you're aware or

39:44

not, but the big fella over here

39:47

is prolific on threads. Threads.

39:50

And what he does, yeah, threads. It's

39:52

a social media platform of some description.

39:54

Now what you do is you do

39:56

surveys. I do polls. You do polls.

39:59

Yeah. And you did a

40:01

couple on the weekend, what were those? If

40:03

you had to pick one ingredient to put on your

40:05

food for the next 12 months out of, garlic or

40:07

chilli, what would you pick? Oh,

40:10

they go well together. Chilli.

40:13

Chilli! I'm in

40:15

the chilli camp, what were the results? It was 62% said garlic.

40:18

Garlic! Garlic one, I suppose garlic bread was

40:21

the one. Yeah, maybe on your cabab. I

40:23

prefer garlic at 4 in the morning. Oh,

40:25

I love chilli. For a

40:27

couple on my way home, otherwise chilli

40:29

for me every time. What

40:32

else do you say, red wine or white wine? I

40:34

said red wine or white wine, what do you prefer?

40:36

Red, I haven't developed the white too much yet, I'm

40:38

still... Okay, okay. And what was the result? It

40:41

was red wine. Red wine like 62% again.

40:45

I prefer white wine with orange juice. Remember

40:47

that? There was a

40:49

time in Australia where the mozel and

40:51

orange, like when I was growing up,

40:53

Toby, well before you, if you

40:56

wanted to get in well with the

40:58

ladies, you'd go half-carafe of mozel

41:00

and orange ladies. Oh, how disgusting. And big,

41:02

big, big. Yes, probably, probably big. So

41:06

red wine for you. Yeah, not red wine. And

41:08

what about otherwise? What's your drink of choice? Oh,

41:11

I love a gin and tonic in summer. Yeah, gin and

41:13

tonic. But then, I'm pretty just

41:15

standard beers. Standard beers. What's your death

41:17

row meal? Like have you got something

41:19

that you have? We did this,

41:21

pizza. Yeah. Was it a pizza?

41:24

Oh, that's right. What's your

41:26

favourite restaurant in Sydney? Favourite,

41:29

oh. Mr

41:31

Wong's is pretty good. Mr Wong

41:33

is very good. Or Hubert's, the

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French one. Ah, French one. Big

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hello to Anton and the boys. Oh,

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look at that. Yeah,

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they make it pretty good in a grody too for

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a French restaurant, I've got to say. And

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holiday destinations. Where do you go? Because you travel a

41:52

lot, don't you? Yeah, I love it. I love it.

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She'll slow me down now. But I've been lucky. every

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October you go away from 20 pretty

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much to 30 it was a good time. Sort

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of a little round,

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Sri Lanka I love Sri

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Lanka. That was awesome. New

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York's amazing. And

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then Rio. What was your best interview

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at a footy trip? Probably

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South America. South America? How many came back?

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How many did you lose behind? We lost

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one. Well

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Taimi thanks for coming today and introducing us to

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your beautiful daughter Ailis. Do you think she's going

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to kick a ball around? Yeah we'll get her

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into it. George is

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a good basketballer. Oh this is

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good bloodline stuff here. She

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can see how she goes with I'm

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shocking. I would like to

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blend in between soccer would be good. You're saying

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a little Matilda that you might be able to

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follow around the world? I'd be really happy if

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she ended up playing in London. Good

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luck buddy. Thank you very much. Thanks

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for having me.