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A lot of sport to unpack. We

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want to know what you think should be

0:27

heritage listed. In

0:29

your suburb, we'll get to the bottom of

0:31

that in just a moment. We'll talk about

0:33

a bombshell involving the Queen. But I thought

0:35

we might start if it's all right, by

0:38

talking about your online social action

0:40

at the moment. You've been quite prolific,

0:42

MG. You've

0:45

been running amok. Firstly, I had

0:47

no idea. It's come to my attention

0:49

that on Facebook, you're on a site

0:51

that is called Just Recipes. Yeah? Yeah,

0:54

I am. What do you generally get

0:57

on there? What goes on there? Well,

0:59

I'm not on TikTok. That's

1:01

where a lot of people get their recipes these

1:03

days. So the old fashioned way is me on

1:06

Facebook. I wake up from my afternoon nap at

1:08

about 1 p.m. And then I

1:10

usually give myself about 30 to 40 minutes

1:12

of just perusing different social media stuff. And

1:15

you get on Just Recipes. Yeah, and

1:17

they happen to have a topic the other day that

1:19

I commented on. You did. The

1:22

topic was a comedian you don't find funny at all.

1:25

And who have you gone? I went

1:27

Mr. Bean. I don't

1:29

think he's funny one bit. Wow.

1:33

And he's walked into that a broadside for

1:35

Mr. Bean. What's your beef with Mr. Bean?

1:37

Oh, look, I just don't get the humor.

1:40

I mean, Rowan Atkinson is kind

1:42

of a genius if you really break

1:44

it down. But I

1:47

just don't think he's funny. That situation.

1:49

All right, settle down. Calm down. Keep

1:51

going. Sorry, he's on your list anyway, Rowan. You

1:54

can't put Mr. Bean on your list. No, I'm

1:56

not. I'm not. I'm a

1:58

comedian you don't find funny. I never

2:00

did it just put together in a

2:02

quirky sentence That's really long and you

2:05

know using words like a flu via

2:07

and I just don't get him correct

2:10

I think you're a hundred percent right there and

2:12

bit of a dirtbag to boot In

2:16

the early days I used to look at him and

2:18

I go I don't get it what's funny you can

2:20

and also to As

2:23

I've proved you can't be sexy and funny.

2:25

You've got a choice You

2:28

can't you can't be super cool and

2:30

amusing and he wanted to be super cool and in

2:32

fact during his tour of Australia He's

2:35

you know the whole idea was he was a

2:37

bit of a sex symbol and there was Bethelmania

2:39

He was paying his manager was getting girls around

2:41

to stand out the front So

2:45

he could walk out Bethelmania

2:47

style and portray the idea

2:49

that he was a bit of a sex symbol. Well,

2:51

I blew up in his face He

2:54

was horrible to Katy Perry. Yes, I

2:56

agree All right Not

2:59

the only one he was horrible to I

3:02

love the way tried to reinvent himself as

3:04

a right-wing commentator to

3:07

the 80 people who would have him trying

3:09

to claim that it was

3:11

a vast conspiracy the

3:14

attack on him and his behavior with women and

3:16

And So he had to

3:19

go and slink off to somewhere who would have

3:21

him and well done with all the Trump supporters

3:23

out there Yeah, probably a safe haven

3:25

for you Her Tarsh who don't

3:28

you find funny Roseanne Barr? Oh Wow,

3:32

I'm gonna have to this will be a big

3:35

fight between you and me I disagree I

3:39

think she's brilliant Aleris

3:41

and a great social commentator. I

3:43

thought her most sitcoms are set

3:46

and very affluent families She did a very

3:48

challenging sitcom in a middle American family don't

3:50

agree with any of her political views and

3:52

stuff off Haskering and she

3:54

did do one of the all-time First

3:59

National Anthem. Mine.

4:10

Ah anyone on the big bang

4:12

theory for my name on my

4:14

lap was was it was one

4:17

second that say mimes. And.

4:19

Clans Am I still looking into your

4:21

online antics? Mj back on threads where

4:24

we know you prolific to have done

4:26

another paul. Is

4:28

run potter or module rain. In

4:31

the fridge or on the counter. Yep.

4:34

What? The hell will M is having

4:36

one person foods because that's where Paypal put

4:38

their smattering of. But I do their heads.

4:40

Who isn't even a question will than you

4:42

take the butter out of the fridge and

4:44

it's hard to comprehend his house because then

4:46

you put on your toes and of breaks

4:48

the bread so odds with more on the

4:50

kitchen bed so it doesn't break from a

4:52

bread myth of was going for the world.

4:54

The butter the market was on the fridge

4:57

is dairy might. It. but

4:59

it's it's to spread once in the fried

5:01

smoke. it's first. For.

5:03

Those dairy. Put

5:05

delay delay the milk out. Notices.

5:08

Has. The desk. That says how. Bought

5:13

us of deaths of the radio plays for

5:15

say was oh hi I I'm going

5:17

to Bob's Your Voice selling what I'm

5:19

the Queen like toasted sandwiches say oh

5:21

she does. Last. Technically

5:25

correct, say largest see lots

5:27

of times see. He

5:30

swallows accessories. you include croque monsieur

5:32

which is French version of the

5:34

ties to say which has been

5:36

a still Thai society. Oh yeah

5:38

how good is that from the

5:41

coins is go on optimized to

5:43

my son's play a game because

5:45

real nightmare Prince Charles he boiled

5:47

eggs for breakfast. Remember these facts,

5:49

this is a fact to used

5:51

to get. He starts to boil

5:53

seventy eggs for seven different. links and

5:55

time so he could get them all in a

5:58

row knock off the tops and decide how runny

6:00

he wanted it. I want to know

6:02

how she cuts her tasted sandwiches though

6:13

because have you heard about this there's a guy on

6:16

the internet he's blowing it up 18.3

6:18

million views because he cuts his tasted

6:20

sandwiches in three so

6:23

if you imagine you got the sandwich and

6:25

then he cuts like a V to the middle

6:27

and then down like the peace sign like all

6:29

like the Mercedes Benz logo something like

6:32

that. How do you cut your

6:34

sandwiches MJ? In

6:37

half my sandwiches but my toast I cut in

6:39

that's a little soldiers little stick soldiers. What

6:42

do you mean like like like you're sticking a

6:44

leg like four or five yeah like four or

6:46

five pieces I make veggie mine on toast I

6:48

cut in like four or five so I have

6:51

like little sticks because you because you're what eight

6:53

years old or? Because I haven't got out of

6:55

my eight-year-old self. And

6:59

when you people come around like if I came around

7:01

you made me breakfast would you cut my veggie

7:03

mite and toast? I would do it automatically

7:05

you say mate I

7:07

have mine in half thing so I say okay

7:09

try the stick but for a minute you'd love

7:11

it. And then I'd have to run off to

7:13

the tute because the butter's been on the counter

7:15

for a couple of days. How do you cut

7:17

your sandwiches? Real

7:20

basics straight in the middle just down

7:22

straight so two halves. I don't mind

7:24

triangles. Yeah triangles are

7:27

good. How about yours Mickey? I'll

7:30

tell you how I made my I used to make

7:32

toasted sandwiches and I used to do this when I'm

7:35

drunk and I don't recommend it just

7:37

for ease I'll come home and get the whole

7:40

job done I'd put two pieces of toast in

7:42

the toaster and get it a cheese slice lay

7:44

it across the top of a knife put the

7:46

knife across the toaster as the toast cooks then

7:49

the the cheese melts you pull it

7:51

off just before the toast pops pop

7:54

the cheese slice on bang It in

7:56

half and whoof it. Wow It's very

7:58

dangerous. When it had a

8:00

couple of yeah. Oh.

8:08

He believe it's rounds hand in the in

8:10

a row already as we move closer to

8:12

the midway point of this season. Magic greens

8:15

on a week. Why origins as three and

8:17

a foreigner job as a as well as

8:19

exciting period of time the scenes and onside

8:21

kick off with we say the Dolphins who

8:23

have in fourth position I i just under

8:26

three games runs the massive game and mainly

8:28

I will live in fifth position. So. That.

8:30

A little bit of a study, Mickey Suncorp

8:33

Stadium has been a heavy venue for the

8:35

Dolphins in Twenty Twenty four, winning only one

8:37

of the four games played at the colder

8:39

and so on. Well, Oh

8:41

he was reason why will soon for you

8:43

guys want Because Tommy Turbo has been solid

8:46

this year of and so because he's coming

8:48

a third the deli hims but he hasn't

8:50

been spectacular. Or. Think tonight that

8:52

changes I think on the back of

8:54

Tommy Turbo mainly a win this game

8:57

tonight and I think Khattami Turbo get

8:59

the of maximum Delhi and points to

9:01

not version of turn one on one

9:03

for the ages Well done draws A

9:05

D H D I guess Marrow Donors

9:08

Golden Boy Trophy which is awarded to

9:10

the Playa of the World Club Tournament

9:12

January Six they missing for decades was

9:14

resurfaced. There's. Gotta be auctioned off next

9:17

month. I reckon that the auction will be.

9:20

Worth about three hundred thousand those

9:22

the trophy when army Ramona my

9:24

it but domineering millions oh well

9:26

armed vs suggesting year the auction

9:29

house said it expects the trophy

9:31

to fit millions de to its

9:33

uniqueness and went back story which

9:35

is very interesting rock. Illiteracy

9:38

were missing for decades with room as if

9:40

they stole my mafia was used to play

9:42

a pile of deaths among many theories. That.

9:45

Somehow surfaced in there was up for

9:47

i'm option which is the Paris which

9:49

will decide ah. Well. I

9:51

mean those who have done it was such such

9:53

as obviously on the podium. As far as suffice

9:55

gower in the world the best. Ones.

9:57

Offer a plausible time and he darted into.

10:00

Twenty Eight sixty lived for lot of

10:02

visitors whether what. They

10:04

say sir from the are named Eighty Six

10:06

World Cup I D C S I tried

10:09

that of my like my under fifteen men

10:11

laws of physics fares are going on the

10:13

signal or today I like talking about but

10:15

when I pull use in what they call

10:18

you to increase your voice had what what

10:20

uniform marry been on a voice was. The

10:24

and fifteen best and fairest of I'll be honest

10:26

for the it wasn't a popular with. Say.

10:30

That imagine what that would go for

10:32

what it once was. Or was you and

10:34

Jake is your professional girls? what are you wouldn't have? He

10:37

can only be one would you most proud of? Oh.

10:40

Ah, I got scholar athlete

10:42

of the year in college.

10:44

Now known as you very

10:46

much receiver it's annoying. ah

10:48

task to be funny or

10:50

one first in gymnastics. Yeah,

10:53

It was a by over divided using the king

10:55

of the by exude. And remember I told

10:57

you at the Sydney City Extent Esteve. Said

11:00

I got system bible readings and thirty

11:02

nice rated. As I said of in

11:04

a non ha you should be of

11:07

the hill song as I'm supposed. Time

11:11

to say goodbye to another institution

11:13

in a great city of Sydney.

11:15

I could you by residents. Have

11:18

to say goodbye to the iconic

11:20

Moink club. So lame is. Weird

11:24

zoos gonna bite the dust thanks to

11:26

a rate of element down the at

11:29

the could you bang I tell com

11:31

One of the iconic hotels. Of

11:33

all time with say to my five a pretty good

11:35

Friday. And my remember is

11:37

when it was overrun. Some.

11:40

Time ago by in was backpackers on the

11:42

side of the could you buy hotel simply

11:44

I've and Mullet said I realized. point

11:47

of to skip straight to the point

11:50

he hum of a saw odds i'm

11:52

concerned about this as is a lot

11:54

of local residents who have very disappointed

11:57

with the decision for this rate of

11:59

element ago through it means we're gonna

12:01

lose Salinas. Now Salinas is

12:03

an iconic live music

12:05

venue this is typical of everything that's kind of

12:08

wrong with Sydney at the moment the live music

12:10

scene and the late night entertainment scene one

12:12

by one they're being picked off but Salinas

12:15

I would have thought should have been heritage

12:17

listed. Can you do some of the acts

12:19

that have played there over the journey please

12:21

Tash? Yeah mental as

12:23

anything Jimmy Barnes, noiseworks, divinals

12:25

I remember during the late

12:27

90s and early 90s it

12:30

was the place to go. David Bowie

12:32

played there? Yeah and he used to drink there

12:34

as well people would see him sitting there at

12:36

the bar having a ratch. I

12:38

went to one of the great nights

12:40

out there on the same card on

12:42

the same night Ice Cube and Cypress

12:45

Hill as we all remember

12:52

Cypress Hill, there it is insane

12:54

in the membrane at

12:57

least I think they were playing I couldn't

12:59

see behind a heavy cloud of marijuana smoke

13:01

they seem to be performing it at the

13:04

time it was a real

13:06

cumulonimbus if you know what I'm talking about

13:09

but how good was it? Nirvana played there

13:11

for God's sake. Yeah

13:15

I did. I remember 1986 I just

13:17

had my 18th birthday and we got

13:19

wind of this band from Melbourne who

13:21

were coming up to play at Salinas

13:23

they only formed the year before

13:25

and they were called Crowded House and we

13:27

watched them live in late December of 86

13:29

it's one of the best things I've ever

13:31

seen in my life. A lot of people

13:33

would have met their partners there go on

13:35

to their first live show there have memories

13:37

there that they've stored forever well they're tearing

13:40

it down and this is wrong but it's

13:42

happening so here's what we need to do

13:44

we get out in front of it what

13:46

do you want to see heritage listed before

13:48

they tear it down before the developers get

13:50

it one triple three five three and let's

13:52

not go the big ones let's not go the ones we

13:55

all know let's drill down in your local

13:57

suburb in your neighbourhood and go you can't

13:59

take that That is ours. MG,

14:01

what would you like to see Heritage listed? There's

14:04

a sandwich shop in Penrith called Murray's Sandwiches,

14:06

which is the best sandwich on the planet.

14:08

I don't want to see them going anywhere.

14:11

They are my constant Friday afternoon feed and

14:13

they are the best sandwiches ever. We'll

14:15

put in an application for a Heritage listing, a toot,

14:18

sweet. I thought you might have said Penrith Beach. I'd

14:20

like to see Penrith Beach Heritage listed. That's a given.

14:22

That's a given. That's going nowhere. Cat,

14:24

what do you want to see Heritage listed? The Redfern

14:27

Convenience Store. It's very famous

14:29

and the guy can get

14:31

you anything. If you walk in and go,

14:33

I want Cool Whip from Tennessee. It's

14:36

incredible. They have the lollies that you can scoop

14:38

out still. It is the greatest convenience

14:40

store in Sydney. Heritage list that. Tash,

14:42

what do you want to see Heritage

14:44

listed? There is a little

14:47

great live music venue in the middle of Sydney

14:49

called the Marble Bar. Have you guys been there?

14:51

Yes, no. What happened to that? They

14:54

used to an hour a day live music to start with

14:56

but it was actually built in 1893. They

15:00

need to Heritage list it. I'd tear

15:02

that down. Let's

15:05

get going. Don't make it big. From

15:07

your suburb, there's prizes to be won.

15:09

There's Jim Jefferies tickets available. What

15:12

needs to be Heritage listed before they tear it

15:14

down. We're up in arms today

15:16

because Selena's is going the way of the dodo.

15:19

They're tearing it down, making way for new development.

15:21

I've got to have a guess and say apartments.

15:24

Yes, it is. $112

15:27

million capital investment for

15:30

some apartments, hotel accommodation

15:33

and basement parking. The

15:35

only casualty is living, breathing history for

15:39

anyone who's ever darkened the doorstep at Selena's.

15:41

What an iconic Sydney venue.

15:43

This is symptomatic of what's going on in

15:45

Sydney at the moment and no respect for

15:47

live music or live entertainment, which we love

15:49

here at MMM. It's been

15:51

the bread and butter of

15:53

local communities for as long as we can

15:56

remember. And they're just going, we

15:58

want to know. These happening

16:00

in your what do you want to protect in your

16:02

local. Suburb. Her the

16:04

should be heritage listed immediately. Guess what?

16:07

say you. Get. Eyes Guys

16:09

album I see I live in could

16:11

see a set of currency buys my

16:14

like all bought a car for i

16:16

encourage you buy Rise is a kebab

16:18

shop. Arizona is number two. It's called

16:21

A when you're on The source simulates

16:23

how they the way to get a

16:25

mixed mixed thought. Our colleagues source zooming

16:28

thought and barbecues and eighty's on really

16:30

is. I know you know what your

16:32

me since it's. Just

16:35

all set for so from far as a front of

16:37

a kebab shop is my try and take. That

16:39

they are most unbelievable. What

16:41

you described my my Tommy's

16:44

rumblings, Mothers' Milk Soy I'm

16:46

seriously I'm what do you

16:48

my is are you sad

16:51

about that development? Oscillators are

16:53

physically story always so. Ah,

16:55

skid row laws, arms are

16:58

there and computerized Switzerland and/and

17:00

put up and home she

17:03

says as quickly by isolating

17:05

whiskey Drive on sale measures

17:07

to have. One man one

17:09

know it's oh one last time.

17:11

Memories that is going during a

17:14

good with Thanks Jeff Creases on

17:16

the law increase or what do

17:18

you want? Heritage listed on. A

17:21

young boy yeah good good when he when

17:23

he was about the law school on. The

17:27

cylinders but more. Number one

17:29

was retired so the I

17:31

might. ah ah. Those

17:34

our every way to a spy. So I.

17:37

Grabbed. Them. Every

17:39

way am I to convert the angels. Said.

17:42

The bridge I tell which is one of

17:44

the classics of course on a the first

17:46

time I saw the idols one I see

17:48

see them. For. The Performing in

17:51

Melbourne In my hometown. mental

17:53

laws are. The.

17:55

Canadian by your club and we didn't have

17:57

tickets but we just hit send on the

17:59

boats. You know, as caves

18:01

and the rides with a six

18:03

pack. On

18:05

the banks listening to the Angels

18:07

for free. One of the great

18:09

moments in ah months old and

18:11

will increase pain com what nice

18:13

We heritage listed month. Or

18:16

so in spring would. Oh yeah, Smoky

18:18

eye guy wanted what do you love

18:20

about a. High

18:27

school teaches. On

18:29

yep it's a great paint

18:31

is a local town whole

18:33

community meeting. Send us stylized

18:35

will be torn down in

18:37

Ny times on this the

18:39

idea lol I. Was.

18:50

A to Cabbies company has announced

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the very first mood. Cruz hopefully

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was the first and we have

18:56

heard was before. Nine

18:58

Am so you're not not officially

19:01

lol Seen a lot of news

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crews were necessities to I Am

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the Norwegian Pearl Submit to be

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called the Norwegian Wood. Of.

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so desperate for a moment I

19:18

say. Bring. On the ice

19:20

perfect soon. Since this is a citizen

19:22

believable, I'm aside the idea of explosive

19:25

destroy to settle up in a when

19:27

you're not wearing pants on us and

19:29

follow i get to the bus I

19:31

really I guess that's that's have bought

19:34

bought level. Of

19:36

money getting saw David methods of

19:38

years off. What I need: A

19:41

new craze. Was

19:44

bad does happen as soon as the

19:46

the hypothesis finally to get templars container

19:48

at a jail for this off a

19:50

salad. Bar

19:52

three bills to pay the skipper other

19:54

node coast same day What? he. Misses.

19:57

the love boat was knew that are they good have been sitting in

19:59

the in the raw. I've got

20:01

one on Mount Everest.

20:04

It's not just physically difficult

20:08

and hard and risky but you

20:10

also need a lot of money because climbing Mount Everest

20:13

the world's highest peak costs anywhere between $45,000 and $100,000. What the f***?

20:16

I never knew that. Where'd you get that from? Why

20:24

would it be free? Well

20:26

you know it's pretty good. There's a lot of

20:28

equipment, there's a lot of training, you got to

20:30

buy stuff, you got to hire a Sherpa. $45,000

20:33

to do it. Not

20:36

that expensive. $100,000 is. Well,

20:40

you know. I wouldn't do it if

20:42

you paid me. Sherpas

20:49

aren't cheap mate. No, I get

20:51

that. I wouldn't mind a Sherpa.

20:53

Imagine a Sherpa in real life. Sherpa,

20:56

carry my slab. Carry

20:59

my kit. Did you go

21:01

out about your business? It'd be like a caddy. Yes,

21:04

exactly what it is. That's

21:06

what I need. I don't need a caddy out of the Sherpa.

21:08

We do that much bush bashing. Cat,

21:10

what have you got? An astronaut accidentally

21:12

dropped a tool bag in space. It

21:15

is now orbiting Earth and you can

21:17

actually see it with binoculars if you

21:19

know where to look. What the f***? Yup,

21:21

just a tool bag. Put your cams up

21:23

there. Oh wow, what

21:25

can you see? A couple of shifters? A

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screwdriver? A spanner? A Phillips head? A

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couple of bolts? Oh yeah,

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some bolt cutters. That's

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great. No hammers?

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No, they don't. You've always got

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a hammer in your tool belt. I do. You

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know what, I want to get a tool belt for my

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remotes. So when I'm

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in... You know, you're always losing your remotes, but

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so every time I enter the lounge room before

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I get caps on I'm wearing a tool belt

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with five remotes. Right

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see how that works. Adding

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this guy. Someone going to

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get me upon a boring

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and some sex assault when

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assesses says do with their

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suits weight. Problem

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though the ago sent them for animals will

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be as he put a disappointing winter in

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the mouth. Is those emails the through

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four hours of will start a new because it

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has proteins. It's a great they. Slept.

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Us. Or

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of your of a sudden spurt the

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have my it's of I learned that

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new right. Now. I'm

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not alone about pineapple, but I'm not

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allowed to sign on a plane audience

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for some produces. Arriving at Aussie Aussie

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say nothing about it but I will

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say this it was one of the

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best pick up lots of era has

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when I go care of Republicans on

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someone is it. I don't have to his audience or

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at my head. Here, you'll get

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there eventually. I will. You. Marry.

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Miss. They wanted he got for we

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might a guy Ghazi Germany some duties,

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a tablet. With. A Sip asteroid

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drive cited sources that splashes back year

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on it for well as they used

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as a girl. Asked

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Germans his jersey this one I love

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it's adult the why they deal with

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the problem is I just saw that

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so we've reduced to go about their

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business. Did you not smart enough when.

23:54

When. you walk around and you'll say this

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i say that him sydney and you'll see

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it in in melbourne and cities but

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when you walk past a pub that's

24:03

got tiles on the outside it's usually

24:05

got tiles on the outside up until

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about chest height that was because the

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pub was built in an era where

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it was okay for men to urinate

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on the outside of the pub and

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what a time to live is what I'm

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saying. What the f***.

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Yes oh well then you can't give yourself 200

24:23

dollars. Yes I'm

24:25

getting the thumbs up from two gentlemen

24:27

who clearly pissed on the side of a pub. Big

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hello to everyone at the builders arms in Melbourne.

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I still give it a crack occasionally. 200 bucks

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to you Matty.

24:37

Well done. And Peter, Peter we'll finish

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with you what have you got. Morning

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Michael Checker the ex-roll of his coach

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used to be a fashion designer with

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Colin Dinnegan. What the

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f***. I'm getting correct over here and

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he's probably more successful at that. Yeah stay

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in your lane Michael. We're giving a

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few calls there is a tour company that's

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announced the first ever nude cruise 11 days.

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Oh yeah. Exactly. Absolutely

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who wouldn't be lining up to that and

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you could just imagine the type of person

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who'd be going on an 11 day nude

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cruise. Everyone you don't want to see naked

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basically. So

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what could go wrong as you

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cruise around on an ocean with

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a bunch of nude people. We've

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actually secured the pre-boarding announcement for the nude

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choosing Norwegians Bear Necessities Cruise.

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Ahead of your journey we would like to inform you of

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a few things. Each time you hop

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on or off the vessel please do mind the

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gap. In fact there will be a lot of

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gaps on this cruise to watch out for. When

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you're in the casino please be very cautious

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of which slots you pop your coins into.

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the jackpot are far fewer, given there

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are now many more slots on the

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floor that just won't be paying out.

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When playing games on the deck, yes,

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I said deck, make sure

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you are working the correct shuttlecock

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in Badminton. Cocktails hour is

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not a daily chance for you to

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brag about the size of yours or

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your sexual conquest. And please

26:26

be extra careful in the two sided

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breakfast buffet so as not to grab

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the wrong sausage. Oh and

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finally, the tugboat is not a place

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Well done. MG,

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sports report. Have

26:51

you ever been in a hot lap, my friend? I've

26:54

done a few hot laps. I've done one with

26:57

Craig Lounds. In fact, I was the last person in

26:59

the car before he stacked it. Oh! And

27:02

they blame me. They

27:05

reckon I've left something under the

27:07

accelerator or something. But he broke

27:09

a leg and I think he

27:11

was out of Bathurst. Just before

27:13

a big race. Have you done

27:15

it? Well I've done a couple. I

27:17

did one with Mark Scaife at Bathurst and

27:19

I did one at Eastern Creek with Scotty

27:22

McLaughlin. And it's terrifying. I mean they're so

27:24

in control with doing 300km. You

27:27

think they've missed it, don't you? You go, oh

27:29

well, that's it, he didn't break. And then next

27:31

thing you know, your face

27:34

is pressed up against the windscreen. What

27:36

I like is when they go to a chicane and they don't even

27:39

turn, they just pick a line. You

27:41

just go bang bang bang and you

27:43

throw it. I did a lap with

27:46

Mick Doohan. Oh no, what

27:48

a motorbike. And Phillip on the back of a

27:50

motorbike. No way. And that

27:52

was scary, I'm telling you. So

27:55

when he took off, he did one

27:57

of the biggest monos I've ever seen. with

28:00

me on the back of this day I don't know whether he's trying

28:02

to scare me or it was my weight. He

28:06

goes, you want to sit here and he

28:08

just popped it and from about 200 meters

28:10

down the stretch of the

28:12

path to stop, I'm hanging on the

28:15

back, I'm telling you that was a scary

28:17

scary experience. Next time I'm going to get

28:19

one of those two fat lady sidecars. Well,

28:22

we've got some good audio here from

28:24

Kendall Jenner. Last night Kendall

28:26

Jenner went on a hot lap with seven

28:29

time Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton

28:31

and let's just say that she

28:33

wasn't impressed. I think

29:04

I speak for everyone when I say if

29:06

Lewis Hamilton was ever going to drive a

29:08

car at 400 kilometers straight on into a

29:11

brick wall, that

29:13

would have been the perfect

29:15

opportunity to do it. Brake

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